Zagracadabra

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05# Five, four, three, two Five, four, three, two, one...

0:00:05 > 0:00:08# Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

0:00:08 > 0:00:10# Well, come along for the ride

0:00:10 > 0:00:12# You and me and Zig and Zag

0:00:12 > 0:00:14# When our weird worlds collide

0:00:14 > 0:00:16# It may seem a little mad

0:00:16 > 0:00:19# But you can't close your eyes or you'll miss it

0:00:19 > 0:00:23# Hold on tight no-one's drive, drive, driving

0:00:23 > 0:00:27# It's time to get on with it not too late

0:00:27 > 0:00:30# Start counting are your engines on? We can't wait

0:00:30 > 0:00:33# Count down it's Zig and Zag time

0:00:33 > 0:00:35# Five, four, three, two

0:00:35 > 0:00:38# Time for Zig and Zag! #

0:00:43 > 0:00:46To the minimart, bro-est bro. Can you believe we've run out of

0:00:46 > 0:00:49bacon-flavoured fish fingers? ZIG GASPS

0:00:49 > 0:00:52No! What about fish-finger flavoured bacon?

0:00:52 > 0:00:55That's just a dream, Zig. A crazy dream.

0:00:55 > 0:00:57Uno momento!

0:00:57 > 0:01:02A TV crew! Finally! Zigster! I told you fame would come a-calling

0:01:02 > 0:01:08one day. They must want my autograph. Yoo-hoo! I'm over here.

0:01:08 > 0:01:10Sssshh.

0:01:10 > 0:01:12- All right. Now put it back in the deck.- OK.

0:01:14 > 0:01:15- Is this your card?- No.

0:01:15 > 0:01:18Oh, man. I guess this trick wasn't your...

0:01:18 > 0:01:20cup of tea.

0:01:20 > 0:01:22- SHE GASPS - That's my card!

0:01:22 > 0:01:24APPLAUSE

0:01:24 > 0:01:26My tea's all inky.

0:01:26 > 0:01:29Well, I guess you could do with another cup.

0:01:29 > 0:01:30Two sugars, right?

0:01:30 > 0:01:33Street magic! Backflow Style!

0:01:33 > 0:01:39- Backflow! From our telly!- He's got proper magical powers.

0:01:39 > 0:01:43- Coo-el!- Let's get HIS autograph.

0:01:45 > 0:01:47Can we have your autograph, Mr B?

0:01:47 > 0:01:50Sure. Anything for my fans. Got a pen?

0:01:50 > 0:01:52Yeah, I do, at home.

0:01:52 > 0:01:54I've got a red one, and a green one, and a blue one,

0:01:54 > 0:01:56and a red one, and a green one, and a blue one, and a red

0:01:56 > 0:01:59one, and a green one, and a blue one, and a red one, and a

0:01:59 > 0:02:02green one...and a blue one. And a red one.

0:02:02 > 0:02:04Hey, that's all right.

0:02:04 > 0:02:06ZIG AND ZAG: Wow!

0:02:06 > 0:02:09Keep it magical, boys.

0:02:09 > 0:02:11He is so coo-el.

0:02:11 > 0:02:14I bet people ask for his autograph all the time.

0:02:14 > 0:02:18Zigatron! I have an ingenious idea.

0:02:18 > 0:02:20We should build our own submarine?

0:02:20 > 0:02:21Not quite. Follow me.

0:02:23 > 0:02:25- Hey, Zag, can you buy a shop in a shop?- Hmm.

0:02:25 > 0:02:27Hey, sugar-pie.

0:02:27 > 0:02:30Hi, what's-your-name. What's up?

0:02:30 > 0:02:33Magic is up, Miss Nelly. We would like to purchase all of your

0:02:33 > 0:02:37finest street magician gear for our new careers as famous hip-hop

0:02:37 > 0:02:41- warlocks like Backflow. - OK.

0:02:41 > 0:02:43We've got this magic kit for little kids.

0:02:45 > 0:02:48THEY COUGH

0:02:48 > 0:02:51- ZIG GASPS - It looks amazing!- Hee-hee-hee.

0:02:52 > 0:02:54Ooh!

0:02:54 > 0:02:57OK, let's make a rabbit appear.

0:02:57 > 0:03:00Zagracadabra!

0:03:00 > 0:03:02- Huh. - OK, OK.

0:03:02 > 0:03:05Zigacadibri!

0:03:05 > 0:03:07- Hmm?- Hmm.

0:03:07 > 0:03:08Um... Zogacadubru?

0:03:08 > 0:03:10- Oooh.- Uh.

0:03:10 > 0:03:15I know! Exmellyarmpits!

0:03:15 > 0:03:16Huh.

0:03:16 > 0:03:19Nelly, this magic kit's faulty. We'd like to return it.

0:03:19 > 0:03:22What are you talking about? You haven't even paid for it.

0:03:22 > 0:03:24We'll have to settle this in the courts, then.

0:03:24 > 0:03:27Look, it's not broken. Magic isn't real.

0:03:27 > 0:03:31But we saw Backflow doing magic out on the street, and it WAS real!

0:03:31 > 0:03:33NELLY SIGHS

0:03:33 > 0:03:37That's it! We need to do it out on the street!

0:03:37 > 0:03:39ZIG AND ZAG: Zog Drop!

0:03:39 > 0:03:43THEY SING HAKA STYLE

0:03:48 > 0:03:51Let's go get famous, magical bro.

0:03:52 > 0:03:54Who-o-o-o-a! Oof!

0:03:58 > 0:04:01Clean-up on aisle 3, please. Clean-up on aisle 3.

0:04:01 > 0:04:04RECORDING REWINDS

0:04:05 > 0:04:08What are those interstellar hairballs up to?

0:04:08 > 0:04:13Those bizarre hand-held devices are clearly some kind of probe.

0:04:13 > 0:04:14For probing.

0:04:15 > 0:04:17They look like wands, sir.

0:04:17 > 0:04:23- Yes. But we'd WAND to keep an eye on them.- Uh, good one, sir.

0:04:23 > 0:04:28We need proper magic names. I'll be Zagablast!

0:04:28 > 0:04:33And...and I'm...Zig...Magicka...Zig-Zig !

0:04:33 > 0:04:37All right, Zig Magicka Zig-Zig. Let's amaze some mortals.

0:04:42 > 0:04:45Watch this.

0:04:45 > 0:04:47Bus-uss stop-uss!

0:04:48 > 0:04:50It worked!

0:04:50 > 0:04:52Street magic.

0:04:53 > 0:04:55Let's see, we've got...

0:04:55 > 0:04:58- Is THIS your card?- No.

0:04:58 > 0:05:02- Is THIS your card?- No.

0:05:02 > 0:05:05- ZIG GASPS - I opened the doors!

0:05:05 > 0:05:06Street magic!

0:05:06 > 0:05:08Ooh. Closed them.

0:05:08 > 0:05:13Open! Close! Open! Close! Open! Close! Open! Close! Open! Close!

0:05:13 > 0:05:15Open! Close!

0:05:15 > 0:05:17Open. Close.

0:05:17 > 0:05:19- Is THIS your card?- No!

0:05:19 > 0:05:23Then it must be THIS! Yes. No?

0:05:23 > 0:05:26Then it must be THIS! Ah-ha-hah!

0:05:26 > 0:05:27- No!- Oh.

0:05:30 > 0:05:31Street magic!

0:05:33 > 0:05:34Street magic!

0:05:36 > 0:05:37Ah-choo!

0:05:37 > 0:05:39STREET MAGIC!

0:05:39 > 0:05:42- Is...THIS your card?- No!

0:05:42 > 0:05:47- Is THIS your card? - N... Yes. Yes, it is.

0:05:47 > 0:05:50- Ta-dah!- Street magic!

0:05:54 > 0:05:56- It's hard work...- STREET MAGIC!

0:05:56 > 0:05:59Oh. It's hard work being top famous magicky magickers.

0:05:59 > 0:06:03Now we've got our fans in the palm of our wands, we need to do

0:06:03 > 0:06:05something really big.

0:06:05 > 0:06:08And then they'll be queuing up for OUR autographs.

0:06:08 > 0:06:11We could make the town's roller-coaster disappear.

0:06:11 > 0:06:16- The town doesn't have a roller-coaster.- STREET MAGIC!

0:06:16 > 0:06:20It needs to be something completely specta-huge, and fab also.

0:06:20 > 0:06:23Something street mega-magicky.

0:06:23 > 0:06:25- But what?- Hmmm.

0:06:25 > 0:06:27Wait! I've got it!

0:06:27 > 0:06:30Crank up your phonio, Zig. Let's mass communicate.

0:06:31 > 0:06:36PHONES RING

0:06:37 > 0:06:41Magic fans, Zagablast here. Make sure you're in Burbia Park by

0:06:41 > 0:06:45five o'clock today, because me and Zig Magicka Zig-Zig are going

0:06:45 > 0:06:47to blow your minds.

0:06:47 > 0:06:53- Yeah!- Be there, because we're going to use the power of our minds

0:06:53 > 0:06:56to stop a fridge dropping on our heads.

0:06:56 > 0:07:00And it's filled with 112 packets of bacon-flavoured fish fingers,

0:07:00 > 0:07:03Missus. Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo-ha-ha!

0:07:03 > 0:07:06Uh, 111.

0:07:06 > 0:07:07What?

0:07:07 > 0:07:10Oh, Zig and Zag!

0:07:10 > 0:07:13There's only one person they might listen to.

0:07:13 > 0:07:17THEY HUM AND CHANT

0:07:17 > 0:07:21We're at Alien Alert, Agent Honey. The probing devices were

0:07:21 > 0:07:23merely a clever decoy.

0:07:23 > 0:07:25You mean the wands were just wands, sir.

0:07:25 > 0:07:28Yes, Honey. Because the alien slime's real plan all along

0:07:28 > 0:07:33- was to drop that fridge directly on top of HQ!- Destroying PANTS!

0:07:33 > 0:07:35(Prevention of Alien Network Takeover Squad.)

0:07:35 > 0:07:37What can we do, sir?

0:07:37 > 0:07:40PANTS will not be taken down on MY watch!

0:07:40 > 0:07:42It's time!

0:07:42 > 0:07:47Hello, ordinary people. Get ready to be amazed, and have your

0:07:47 > 0:07:49autograph books at the ready.

0:07:49 > 0:07:52Excuse me, I'm sorry.

0:07:52 > 0:07:56Zig Magicka Zig-Zig, please winch up the fridge.

0:07:56 > 0:07:59Winching up the fridge.

0:07:59 > 0:08:02Secure the fraying rope.

0:08:02 > 0:08:05Securing the fraying rope.

0:08:05 > 0:08:07CROWD GASPS

0:08:07 > 0:08:11And join me on the stage of wonder.

0:08:11 > 0:08:16Joining you on the stage of wonder. Yeah.

0:08:16 > 0:08:19Sorry.

0:08:19 > 0:08:23Ordinary Burbian people types, prepare yourselves to see the

0:08:23 > 0:08:25most amazing feat.

0:08:28 > 0:08:31Sorry. Coming through. Sorry. Excuse me.

0:08:31 > 0:08:33Ha-ha-ha-ha.

0:08:33 > 0:08:36ZIG AND ZAG: Oooooooohhh...

0:08:44 > 0:08:47- Zig and Zag! Stop! - Oh, I got a bad feeling about this.

0:08:48 > 0:08:51- ZIG AND ZAG:- Oooooooooh. - Hi, Nelly.

0:08:51 > 0:08:54- You're not magic! - We clearly totes are.

0:08:55 > 0:09:01Ugh! But you're street magicians, right? And this is a park. Yeah?

0:09:01 > 0:09:03Yeah, for real.

0:09:03 > 0:09:06Uh-oh.

0:09:06 > 0:09:10No-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!

0:09:10 > 0:09:12No-o-o-o-o-o!

0:09:12 > 0:09:15No-o-o-o-o-o-o!

0:09:15 > 0:09:17ZAP!

0:09:17 > 0:09:19Huh? APPLAUSE

0:09:20 > 0:09:23Ha-ha-ha-ha! Oh. Wow!

0:09:25 > 0:09:27But how...? But they...

0:09:27 > 0:09:30- Told you, Nelly.- That was epic. You two are amazing, bruvs.

0:09:30 > 0:09:32- Yeah, we know.- Yeah, bruv. I've got to get me some of these wands

0:09:32 > 0:09:34and pointy hats.

0:09:34 > 0:09:36I don't get it.

0:09:39 > 0:09:43- Phew! We got it.- Thanks to this giant electro-magnet,

0:09:43 > 0:09:45we foiled the attack.

0:09:45 > 0:09:49It's been a good day, Honey. Now, lower it carefully.

0:09:53 > 0:09:56Hey, can I have your autographs?

0:09:56 > 0:09:59Anything for a fan.

0:09:59 > 0:10:02Ta-da... Oh. Hmm.

0:10:02 > 0:10:03Ha-ha!

0:10:03 > 0:10:05- ZIG AND ZAG:- Park magic!

0:10:05 > 0:10:08- Zig and Zag style.- Hee-hee-hee.

0:10:08 > 0:10:09Ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:10:13 > 0:10:17Approach with caution, Honey. That fridge could contain

0:10:17 > 0:10:19top secret alien tech.

0:10:24 > 0:10:26- Who-o-oa!- Argh! - O-o-o-o-oh.

0:10:27 > 0:10:30Fish fingers?

0:10:30 > 0:10:32But...bacon-flavoured.

0:10:32 > 0:10:34Mmmmm.

0:10:34 > 0:10:36Huh?

0:10:36 > 0:10:40Grrrrr!

0:10:40 > 0:10:42# Five, four, three, two...

0:10:42 > 0:10:45# Hey! Hey! Hey!

0:10:45 > 0:10:49# Hey! Hey! Hey!

0:10:49 > 0:10:52# Hey! Hey! Hey!

0:10:52 > 0:10:54# Five, four, three, two

0:10:54 > 0:10:56# That was Zig and Zag! #