0:00:02 > 0:00:04# Five, four, three, two Five, four, three, two
0:00:04 > 0:00:05# One
0:00:05 > 0:00:08# Hey, hey, hey, hey
0:00:08 > 0:00:10# Welcome along for the ride
0:00:10 > 0:00:12# You and me and Zig and Zag
0:00:12 > 0:00:14# When our weird worlds collide
0:00:14 > 0:00:16# It may seem a little mad
0:00:16 > 0:00:18# But you can't close your eyes
0:00:18 > 0:00:19# Or you'll miss it
0:00:19 > 0:00:23# Hold on tight No-one's driv-driv-driving
0:00:23 > 0:00:26# It's time to get on with it Not too late
0:00:26 > 0:00:29# Start counting Are your engines on?
0:00:29 > 0:00:31# We can't wait
0:00:31 > 0:00:34# Count down, this is our time
0:00:34 > 0:00:35# Five, four, three, two
0:00:35 > 0:00:38# Time for Zig And Zag! #
0:00:40 > 0:00:43Too fast, too fast!
0:00:43 > 0:00:46Zag, today I'm going to count all the sand in the sandpit.
0:00:46 > 0:00:47Fabarino idea, Zigmund.
0:00:47 > 0:00:50I'll be mostly working on my monkey bar manoeuvres,
0:00:50 > 0:00:53extreme sliding and sensational see-sawing.
0:00:53 > 0:00:55Coo-ell! I LURVE the playground!
0:00:55 > 0:00:56ZAG CHUCKLES
0:00:58 > 0:00:59Huh?
0:00:59 > 0:01:00CHILDREN MOAN
0:01:00 > 0:01:03Oh, hey, lady, what you doing to our playground?
0:01:03 > 0:01:05It's for kids only.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07Hey, the playground's closed.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09Closed? Until when, my luminous friend?
0:01:09 > 0:01:11Pssh. Indefinitely.
0:01:11 > 0:01:15Monday, Tuesday, indefinitely, Wednesday, autumn... Ah!
0:01:15 > 0:01:17What are we supposed to do for fun now?
0:01:17 > 0:01:19THEY SNIVEL
0:01:19 > 0:01:22- Coo-ee, boys.- Argh!
0:01:22 > 0:01:23Oh, why so glum?
0:01:23 > 0:01:26Playground's closed until indefinitely day,
0:01:26 > 0:01:27so there's nothing fun to do.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29But you don't need a playground.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31There are lots of other ways to have fun.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33Hmm. Colour me interested, Mrs Jones.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35- What do you mean? - Well, for instance,
0:01:35 > 0:01:39Mr Jones and I are having a splendid fun-filled afternoon gardening.
0:01:39 > 0:01:43Come and see. We have all the fun we need right here.
0:01:43 > 0:01:47- Ooh.- Ooh!- Aah.- Wow.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50Hey, there, neighbourino!
0:01:50 > 0:01:52Having fun? Huh, huh, huh?
0:01:52 > 0:01:53MR JONES SIGHS
0:01:53 > 0:01:56I know cabbages are smelly but do they really need a shower?
0:01:56 > 0:01:59I'm not showering them. I'm watering them so they'll grow.
0:01:59 > 0:02:03Wait a mo-ho, don't vegetables grow in the minimart?
0:02:03 > 0:02:07- Yeah, in the vegetable aisle. - No, boys, they grow in the soil.
0:02:07 > 0:02:08Oh.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10RADIO STATIC AND BUZZING
0:02:10 > 0:02:12What are the aliens up to today, sir?
0:02:12 > 0:02:15Hmm. Probably something sinister but I can't hear properly, Honey.
0:02:15 > 0:02:18- There's a buzzing in my headphones. - BUZZING
0:02:18 > 0:02:19- HE GROWLS - I think they might be broken.
0:02:19 > 0:02:22Your headphones aren't even plugged in, sir.
0:02:22 > 0:02:23- WASP BUZZES - WASP!
0:02:23 > 0:02:26- Argh! Yaaa!- Whaaaaa!
0:02:26 > 0:02:29Hmm. So, what you're saying is that growing your own food
0:02:29 > 0:02:30is some serious-level fun?
0:02:30 > 0:02:33Well, yes, growing your own is a wonderful hobby.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35And, of course, we get to sell what we grow
0:02:35 > 0:02:38at the Burb Street farmer's market.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40We're bringing our latest crop tomorrow.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43Wow. Call us a taxi, we're in.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45That's the spirit. Now, if you don't mind...
0:02:47 > 0:02:49- Eh? Whoa!- Ooh!
0:02:49 > 0:02:50MR JONES SPLUTTERS
0:02:50 > 0:02:53Ooh-hoo-hoo! It does look like fun!
0:02:53 > 0:02:55Haven't you grown enough already, Mr Jones?
0:02:55 > 0:02:57- MRS JONES CHUCKLES - Oh...
0:02:58 > 0:03:00THEY PANT
0:03:00 > 0:03:01Did you get any of that, Honey?
0:03:01 > 0:03:02No, sorry, sir.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04Ah, blooming, pesky wasps.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06Why can't wasps be more like bees?
0:03:06 > 0:03:07Everybody loves bees, sir.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09They're the gentlemen of the Apoidea family.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12Indeed! Bees give us honey, Honey.
0:03:12 > 0:03:13What do wasps do?
0:03:13 > 0:03:15Ruin a good picnic, that's what.
0:03:15 > 0:03:16Permission to hate wasps, sir?
0:03:16 > 0:03:18Permission granted!
0:03:18 > 0:03:21Now, back to finding out what the alien slime are planning.
0:03:21 > 0:03:25Boys, boys, I have something for you.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28Wow, thank you so much. I love them!
0:03:28 > 0:03:30HE CHUCKLES One question - what are they?
0:03:30 > 0:03:32Oh, seeds.
0:03:32 > 0:03:36You dig up the soil, plant them, and with lots of sunlight and water,
0:03:36 > 0:03:38you can grow your very own vegetables.
0:03:38 > 0:03:42Wait a second. Are you saying that one of these tiny things
0:03:42 > 0:03:44- grows into food?- Absolutely.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46Have fun, boys.
0:03:46 > 0:03:47SHE LAUGHS
0:03:50 > 0:03:51Good day for it.
0:03:51 > 0:03:52Aye.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56'Tis very relaxin'.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58'Tis right nuff, aye.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01All right, bro. Soil ready?
0:04:01 > 0:04:03- Check.- Sunlight ready?
0:04:03 > 0:04:06- Check.- Water ready?
0:04:06 > 0:04:09- Check.- Let's get our grow on!
0:04:09 > 0:04:11- Pizzas.- Aloha!
0:04:15 > 0:04:17- Fish fingers.- Aye aye, cap'n.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25- Biscuits. - Sure thing, DJ Munch Master.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28One for the garden, one for me.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30One for the garden...
0:04:30 > 0:04:31MOUTH FULL: ..six for me.
0:04:31 > 0:04:32HE MUNCHES
0:04:32 > 0:04:35Hi, puppy-eyed fluff bunny.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38- Hi, Nellie. - Ah, good morrow, Miss Nellie.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40Whatever face. I'm bored.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42The playground's shut. What you doing?
0:04:42 > 0:04:43We're growing our own fun.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46Yeah, Mr and Mrs Jones showed us how to grow your own,
0:04:46 > 0:04:49so we're growing pizzas, fish fingers, biscuits...
0:04:49 > 0:04:51You can't grow pizza, fish fingers and biscuits.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54Why not? We've planted them. Look.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56Oh, they won't grow.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58Things only grow from seeds.
0:04:58 > 0:04:59Oh, these.
0:04:59 > 0:05:03We wanted to try growing food we really liked first
0:05:03 > 0:05:04before growing vegetables.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06Oh, well, it was worth a try.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08Let's get our veg on, Bro.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10Veggie, veggie.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12# Waterin' the plants Wearing farmer pants
0:05:12 > 0:05:15# Growing veggie tings Cos they closed down the swings
0:05:15 > 0:05:17# Grow for me, grow for me Come on and the grow for me
0:05:17 > 0:05:20# Swing for me, swing for me Swing the swong-swong... #
0:05:20 > 0:05:22Ugh, report, Agent Honey.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24- HE SNORTS AWAKE - They're still planting, sir.
0:05:24 > 0:05:27And you're absolutely sure it's not alien pods they're planting?
0:05:27 > 0:05:28Parsnips, sir.
0:05:28 > 0:05:30Ah! There's no need to be rude about it, Honey.
0:05:30 > 0:05:34No, they're growing parsnips, carrots, tomatoes, courgettes...
0:05:34 > 0:05:36- Oh.- Permission to yawn, sir.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38- Granted. - HE YAWNS
0:05:38 > 0:05:40Maybe we should call it a night, sir.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42Ah, yeah, I suppose so.
0:05:42 > 0:05:43WASP BUZZES
0:05:43 > 0:05:45HE YAWNS
0:05:45 > 0:05:46MUFFLED BUZZING
0:05:46 > 0:05:51GAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!
0:05:51 > 0:05:54WASP BUZZES
0:05:55 > 0:05:57OWL HOOTS
0:05:57 > 0:05:59COCKEREL CROWS
0:06:01 > 0:06:02THEY LAUGH
0:06:02 > 0:06:05Show us the veggies!
0:06:05 > 0:06:07- Huh?- Huh? - Where'd all the vegetables go?
0:06:07 > 0:06:09Hmm, something's fishy.
0:06:09 > 0:06:10Er...
0:06:10 > 0:06:12FLIES BUZZ
0:06:12 > 0:06:15Nellie, it's a vegetable disaster!
0:06:15 > 0:06:17- What?- We planted them, watered them
0:06:17 > 0:06:20and when we came out this morning, there was no sign of them!
0:06:20 > 0:06:21The veggies vanished.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24- No, they haven't.- You mean...
0:06:24 > 0:06:25we grew invisible vegetables?!
0:06:25 > 0:06:27Coo-ell!
0:06:27 > 0:06:30No, I mean it takes months and months for vegetables to grow.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32What?! Months and months?
0:06:32 > 0:06:35But we wanted to take them to the farmer's market today.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37Well, sorry. That's how it is.
0:06:37 > 0:06:41Hmm, not if you have a Bigmo-Ray device, it isn't.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43Oh! O-M-Gigantic!
0:06:43 > 0:06:44- BOTH:- Zog Drop!
0:06:44 > 0:06:46# Haya-wana ha-ha Haya-wana ha-ha
0:06:46 > 0:06:47# Haya-wana ha-ha
0:06:47 > 0:06:49# Haya-wana hey, hey!
0:06:49 > 0:06:51# Haya-wana ha-ha Haya-wana ha-ha
0:06:51 > 0:06:53# Haya-wana ha-ha
0:06:53 > 0:06:54# Haya-wana hey! #
0:06:54 > 0:06:57To Zogly Manor forth-haste, grow buddy.
0:06:57 > 0:06:58- Hoo-hoo!- Wahoo!
0:06:58 > 0:06:59Ooh, soupy.
0:06:59 > 0:07:00CRASH!
0:07:00 > 0:07:02NELLIE'S DAD MOANS
0:07:02 > 0:07:04- FEEDBACK SCREECHES - Clean up on aisle three, please.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Clean up on aisle three.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10Let's put our Bigmo-Ray device to work.
0:07:10 > 0:07:13- One tomato seed, Zigmund. - One tomato seed.
0:07:13 > 0:07:19Stand back. This is going to be absolutely to-massive.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21RUMBLING
0:07:21 > 0:07:23Ooh-hoo-hoo! My turn! Gimme, gimme, gimme!
0:07:23 > 0:07:25Ooh-hoo-hoo! Ooh-hoo-hoo!
0:07:25 > 0:07:26Wa-hoo-hoo!
0:07:29 > 0:07:31Hee-hee! Ha-ha-ha-hoo!
0:07:33 > 0:07:35HE CHUCKLES
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Ooh!
0:07:41 > 0:07:43Ooh!
0:07:43 > 0:07:45Aha! That's it!
0:07:45 > 0:07:46They're growing food big enough
0:07:46 > 0:07:49to feed their gargantuan alien invasion forces.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52And what do you think they're going to have for dessert?
0:07:52 > 0:07:53Um...ice cream?
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Exactly! Ice cream.
0:07:55 > 0:07:56Huh?
0:07:56 > 0:07:58No! Not ice cream.
0:07:58 > 0:07:59Us! Mankind!
0:07:59 > 0:08:02We're finished. We have to get our hands on that gadget...
0:08:02 > 0:08:03BUZZING
0:08:03 > 0:08:05..and put a stop to this buzzing once and for all.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07Wait a minute. Why did I say buzzing?
0:08:07 > 0:08:10Er, because the wasp appears to be inside your flowerpot costume, sir.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12GAAARRRGH!
0:08:12 > 0:08:15THEY PANT AND YELL
0:08:16 > 0:08:17Ha-ha!
0:08:17 > 0:08:19I think our mega veg are ready for market.
0:08:19 > 0:08:23- Thanks, Bigmo-Ray. You saved the day.- Mwah!
0:08:23 > 0:08:26Stinky cheese. Get your cheese here.
0:08:26 > 0:08:27Home-made stinky cheese.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30From my own back garden, yes.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32Thank you. Oh.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34Get your colossal cauliflower here.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37To-massive tomatoes for sale.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39Awesome aubergine.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41Whoa! How did you...?
0:08:41 > 0:08:42Oh, never mind.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44Impressive, eh, Nellie?
0:08:44 > 0:08:46Although no-one wants to buy our mega veg.
0:08:46 > 0:08:50They're too big. How is anyone going to be able to bring them home?
0:08:50 > 0:08:52- By helicopter? - You're right, Nellie.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54We didn't think this growing thing through, did we?
0:08:54 > 0:08:56We wanted it all too big and too fast.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59Oh, all we want was something fun to do whilst the playground was shut.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02But really, what fun can you have with giant veg?
0:09:02 > 0:09:03Yeah. Ah! Wait a minute.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06I have an inge-hee-hee-nious idea.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08There it is, sir.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10The alien technology that makes things bigger.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13OK, Honey. Operation Snatch-It is a go.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15We need six stealth helicopters to move the roof,
0:09:15 > 0:09:17a SWAT team to parachute into the kitchen
0:09:17 > 0:09:19and retrieve the alien technology
0:09:19 > 0:09:22and a dozen black ops trucks and a security detail
0:09:22 > 0:09:25to escort the object back to HQ.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27But, sir, the window's open.
0:09:27 > 0:09:28Ah, yes, of course.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30We could go for option B.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Oh, argh! Oof!
0:09:33 > 0:09:34Oh! Argh!
0:09:36 > 0:09:37Oof!
0:09:37 > 0:09:39BOTH: Argh!
0:09:41 > 0:09:42Ha-ha!
0:09:42 > 0:09:44Can you smell that, Honey?
0:09:44 > 0:09:47Urgh! Rotten fish fingers?
0:09:47 > 0:09:50- No. My promotion. - BUZZING
0:09:50 > 0:09:52Oh, not again. Stupid wasp.
0:09:52 > 0:09:53Shoo! Shoo!
0:09:58 > 0:09:59Oops.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01LOUD BUZZING
0:10:01 > 0:10:04Er...nice giant wasp.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06Who's a good boy?
0:10:06 > 0:10:09Not a stupid wasp at all.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12Wasps are SO much cuter than bees.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16THEY SCREAM
0:10:24 > 0:10:26CHEERING AND CHATTER
0:10:27 > 0:10:32I never thought I'd say this but I love celery!
0:10:32 > 0:10:35Yes, and who would have thought that playing with your food
0:10:35 > 0:10:38would be so much fun?
0:10:38 > 0:10:40Oh, yeah!
0:10:40 > 0:10:41# Five, four, three, two
0:10:41 > 0:10:43# One
0:10:43 > 0:10:45# Hey, hey
0:10:45 > 0:10:48# Hey, hey, hey
0:10:49 > 0:10:53# Hey, hey, hey
0:10:53 > 0:10:54# Five, four, three, two
0:10:54 > 0:10:56# Time for Zig And Zag! #