0:00:02 > 0:00:05# Five, four, three, two Five, four, three, two, one
0:00:05 > 0:00:08# Hey! Hey! Hey!
0:00:08 > 0:00:12# Well, come along for the ride, you and me and Zig and Zag
0:00:12 > 0:00:16# When our weird worlds collide it must seem a little fast
0:00:16 > 0:00:19# But you can't close your eyes or you'll miss it
0:00:19 > 0:00:23# Hold on tight cos no-one's drive, drive, driving
0:00:23 > 0:00:26# It's time to get on with it Not too late
0:00:26 > 0:00:30# Start counting, the engine's on We can't wait
0:00:30 > 0:00:34# Countdown, it's Zig and Zag time
0:00:34 > 0:00:38# Five, four, three, two Time for Zig and Zag! #
0:00:42 > 0:00:44Do you know what I love most about our mackerel
0:00:44 > 0:00:46and toothpaste pancake, Zig?
0:00:46 > 0:00:50- That you don't have to brush your teeth afterwards?- Exactamundo!
0:00:50 > 0:00:52Now, I think they need more mackerel.
0:00:52 > 0:00:55No time, we have to flip these babies.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57And one, and two, and...
0:00:57 > 0:01:00- Mm-hm! - Oh, flip!
0:01:00 > 0:01:05Don't worry, I'll toss my pancake up there to dislodge your one.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07Here we go. Ready, steady...
0:01:07 > 0:01:09Oh, double-flip!
0:01:09 > 0:01:12Oi, ceiling! Give us back our pancakes!
0:01:12 > 0:01:14How are we going to get them down?
0:01:15 > 0:01:17GRUNTING
0:01:20 > 0:01:22CREAKING
0:01:22 > 0:01:25- Please tell me that was your tummy! - Yeah.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27Whoa...
0:01:27 > 0:01:30CRASH!
0:01:30 > 0:01:34- Oh... - Now we've only one kitchen stool.
0:01:34 > 0:01:37That means we have to take turns eating our dinner.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39If I start first, I finish first.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42- But my dinner will be cold! - It gets worse.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45While you eat your cold dinner, I start watching the evening film.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48By the time you're finished, the film is halfway over.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51Now I have to spend the second half of the film
0:01:51 > 0:01:53explaining to you what happened in the first half.
0:01:53 > 0:01:58- Nobody can live like this! - True. We have to move out.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01OK, Brie, catch!
0:02:01 > 0:02:04SINISTER MUSIC
0:02:04 > 0:02:07Oh, close! Now, your turn, Stilton.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09OK, that's it.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12Hi, neighbourino!
0:02:12 > 0:02:16- Off on holidays?- Greetings, Mr Jones. We're moving out.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19- Bye, neighbourino! - Moving out? Why?
0:02:19 > 0:02:20We've no other choice.
0:02:20 > 0:02:23You can't expect us to live in a house with a broken kitchen stool.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26- Couldn't you just fix it?- Fix what? - The stool.- Which stool?
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Your broken kitchen stool!
0:02:28 > 0:02:30BOTH: Oh! That stool.
0:02:30 > 0:02:35- A bit of DIY and elbow grease, that's what's needed.- What's DIY?
0:02:35 > 0:02:37Do It Yourself.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40How can I do it myself if I don't know what DIY is?
0:02:40 > 0:02:43And I don't know about your elbows, Mr Jones,
0:02:43 > 0:02:45but my elbows are not greasy!
0:02:45 > 0:02:51DIY means Do It Yourself. Use some tools to fix the stool yourselves.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53Hm...
0:02:53 > 0:02:56SAWING AND BANGING
0:02:57 > 0:02:59Ta-da!
0:02:59 > 0:03:00WHIRRING
0:03:02 > 0:03:06- DIY? YES. - Now we don't have to move house.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08WHOOPING
0:03:08 > 0:03:11MUSIC PLAYS
0:03:13 > 0:03:18# Aaaahhhh! Hey! #
0:03:18 > 0:03:21- What shall we fix next? - How about our neighbourhood?
0:03:21 > 0:03:25- Come on, Trevor Toolbox! - OK, Mervyn Shark-Face!
0:03:28 > 0:03:32How exciting, an art gallery opening in Burbia.
0:03:32 > 0:03:36Yes, Mr President can barely contain himself.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40Hm! Hm.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43HE GRUNTS
0:03:49 > 0:03:50HE BANGS ON GLASS
0:03:50 > 0:03:52Aaaagh!
0:03:52 > 0:03:54HE TAPS OUT NUMBER
0:03:54 > 0:03:56This is Chester Froginshnozzin.
0:03:56 > 0:03:59My art gallery is about to open
0:03:59 > 0:04:02and the cheese and crackers vending machine that you sold me is faulty!
0:04:02 > 0:04:05If you don't send someone over here to fix it straightaway,
0:04:05 > 0:04:07I will make sure that you never work
0:04:07 > 0:04:10in coin-operated catering ever again!
0:04:10 > 0:04:11Do you hear me?!
0:04:15 > 0:04:18Enchante, monsieur, madame!
0:04:18 > 0:04:22- Ugh!- We were just wondering if you had any DIY jobs that needed doing.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25No job too small or too tall.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27Ve are having trouble mitt our fridge freezer.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29It's on the fritz.
0:04:29 > 0:04:33- A fritzy fridge freezer, eh? - Our speciality!
0:04:33 > 0:04:34OK, come in.
0:04:37 > 0:04:41Welcome, one and all. Splendid to see you.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44Come in, come in, show me your wonderful art.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47I do hope there is some talent in this town
0:04:47 > 0:04:49and I'm not wasting my precious time.
0:04:53 > 0:04:54Whoa!
0:04:54 > 0:04:56HE SPEAKS OWN LANGUAGE
0:04:56 > 0:05:00Of course we know what we're doing, Pek!
0:05:00 > 0:05:04Know what we're doing? DIY is my middle name.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06- I thought it was Hillary. - HE SIGHS
0:05:06 > 0:05:08If you don't mind, we need a bit of space.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10Yeah, back it up, girlfriend!
0:05:12 > 0:05:14This?
0:05:14 > 0:05:17- I call it a study of Zig. - Ugh!
0:05:17 > 0:05:23- And this?- It's a portrait of my cat, Mr President.
0:05:24 > 0:05:29- And you? What have you got?- It's me! - No, it's hideous!
0:05:29 > 0:05:31I've seen enough of this drivel.
0:05:31 > 0:05:35I'm sorry, but none of this art is arty enough.
0:05:35 > 0:05:39I need something unique, special, moderne.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41Please don't let the door hit you on the way out.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44And of course, you're welcome to come back when we're open.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46There'll be cheese and crackers.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49If those clowns have arrived to fix the vending machine.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51GRUNTING
0:05:54 > 0:05:59Ahem. Your fritzy fridge freezer is fixed!
0:06:03 > 0:06:06Without a door, you should be able to find your kippers quicker.
0:06:06 > 0:06:09- Watch out for polar bears! - WIND WHISTLES
0:06:09 > 0:06:12- Brrrr!- Brrr!
0:06:14 > 0:06:16ZAG LAUGHS
0:06:16 > 0:06:20- It's your friendly neighbourhood handyman.- DIY? YES!
0:06:20 > 0:06:22Oh, good, you fixed your kitchen stool.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25And we'd like to repay you for your splendid earthly advice
0:06:25 > 0:06:27and do something nice for you.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30That's OK, we're late. Thanks anyway.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33The poor Joneses, they're always running late.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36- If only we could do something to help.- Hm.
0:06:36 > 0:06:40I know, we release a swarm of bees into their house -
0:06:40 > 0:06:42that's bound to get them out in a hurry.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44Not bad, Zigmund, but I have a better idea.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53LAUGHTER AND WHOOPING
0:06:53 > 0:06:58- You'll never be late leaving again. - No charge. You're welcome!
0:06:58 > 0:07:00Oh...!
0:07:02 > 0:07:05Mind the cat.
0:07:05 > 0:07:08Well, Mr President and I were thinking it might be nice to stick
0:07:08 > 0:07:11- the television on the wall. - Stick a TV on the wall?
0:07:11 > 0:07:14Easy-peasy, cheesy-squeezy.
0:07:14 > 0:07:15On we go.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18- Sticky tape?- You read my DI mind!
0:07:19 > 0:07:22Oh, we're in a right scrape! We're out of tape!
0:07:22 > 0:07:25To the minimart!
0:07:34 > 0:07:38- We can fix this! - D-aye-aye, Captain!
0:07:40 > 0:07:44- Now they all match. - Another job well done.
0:07:50 > 0:07:53Clean-up on aisle three, please. Clean-up on aisle three.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56I can't believe I let them in the house!
0:07:56 > 0:07:58You're welcome! No charge.
0:07:58 > 0:08:01Oh, dear.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04DOOR SLAMS, SHE SCREAMS
0:08:07 > 0:08:10- Finally! What took you so long? - BOTH: Us?!
0:08:10 > 0:08:14- You are here to fix my vending machine, are you not?- Fix it?
0:08:14 > 0:08:17- Absolute-ment!- This way, chop chop!
0:08:19 > 0:08:21THEY GRUNT
0:08:21 > 0:08:25- What are you doing?! - Please stand back, Mr Fancy-Pants.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28- We know what we're doing. - No! Stop!
0:08:28 > 0:08:30BANGING AND CLATTERING
0:08:30 > 0:08:33I want you two out of here, do you hear me? Out!
0:08:33 > 0:08:36Let me out of here!
0:08:36 > 0:08:40This cheese positively reeks! Aaagh!
0:08:45 > 0:08:48No charge. You're welcome!
0:08:48 > 0:08:51Zig, question. Do you have your running sneakers on?
0:08:51 > 0:08:54- Hm... Yup.- Good.
0:08:54 > 0:08:57Because we'd better run!
0:08:57 > 0:08:59Get out, do you hear me?!
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Hoo-hoo-hoo!
0:09:06 > 0:09:08Never in all my days...!
0:09:08 > 0:09:12Hm, outstanding!
0:09:12 > 0:09:17The use of sticky tape to symbolise how we are all glued to the TV!
0:09:17 > 0:09:19Who did this?
0:09:19 > 0:09:20ALL: Them!
0:09:20 > 0:09:22THEY LAUGH NERVOUSLY
0:09:22 > 0:09:26- Coo-ee!- And a doorless fridge!
0:09:26 > 0:09:30A metaphor for the lack of warmth and compassion in the world.
0:09:30 > 0:09:34I haven't been this excited about a new artist in years!
0:09:34 > 0:09:36This art is truly moderne!
0:09:36 > 0:09:40- You two are geniuses! - No, it's just botched DIY.
0:09:40 > 0:09:44Yes, it's bad, very bad DIY, fuzzy boys.
0:09:44 > 0:09:45- Hey!- Not nicey!
0:09:45 > 0:09:47This isn't DIY.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49This is DI Art.
0:09:49 > 0:09:53Finally, something worthy of showing in my gallery.
0:09:53 > 0:09:54Is there any more of this?
0:09:54 > 0:09:57Hm... There just might be.
0:09:57 > 0:10:00CHATTER
0:10:03 > 0:10:07How unique! How special! How art!
0:10:07 > 0:10:09CHEERING
0:10:15 > 0:10:20- Doesn't look like art to me, Zag. - Nope, it's a stool for sitting on.
0:10:20 > 0:10:24Zigmund, I think it's time to test-drive this bad boy.
0:10:24 > 0:10:25WHIRRING
0:10:25 > 0:10:27- Whoa!- Whoa!
0:10:27 > 0:10:30WHOOPING
0:10:34 > 0:10:36Hm...
0:10:36 > 0:10:39Definitely needs more mackerel! LAUGHTER
0:10:39 > 0:10:42# Five, four, three, two, one!
0:10:42 > 0:10:44# Hey! Hey! Hey!
0:10:45 > 0:10:48# Hey! Hey! Hey!
0:10:52 > 0:10:57# Five, four, three, two Time for Zig and Zag!