0:00:02 > 0:00:04# Five, four, three, two Five, four, three, two
0:00:04 > 0:00:06# One
0:00:06 > 0:00:08# Hey, hey, hey, hey
0:00:08 > 0:00:10# Welcome along for the ride
0:00:10 > 0:00:12# You and me and Zig and Zag
0:00:12 > 0:00:14# When our weird worlds collide
0:00:14 > 0:00:16# It may seem a little mad
0:00:16 > 0:00:18# But you can't close your eyes
0:00:18 > 0:00:19# Or you'll miss it
0:00:19 > 0:00:23# Hold on tight No-one's driv-driv-driving
0:00:23 > 0:00:26# It's time to get on with it Not too late
0:00:26 > 0:00:29# Start counting Are your engines on?
0:00:29 > 0:00:31# We can't wait
0:00:31 > 0:00:34# Count down, it's Zig and Zag time
0:00:34 > 0:00:35# Five, four, three, two
0:00:35 > 0:00:38# Time for Zig And Zag! #
0:00:40 > 0:00:43Oh, boy, oh, boy. Was that an idea we had last night,
0:00:43 > 0:00:46or was that an idea we had last night?
0:00:46 > 0:00:49That wasn't just an idea, Ziggy-the-Zig-most-Zigmeister.
0:00:49 > 0:00:53That was the best idea ever in the entire history of best ideas ever!
0:00:53 > 0:00:55Just think, in a few minutes,
0:00:55 > 0:00:58we will be the first ever to do their weekly shopping...
0:00:58 > 0:01:00- BOTH:- ..three-legged!
0:01:00 > 0:01:02We'll be famous. We'll be stars.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04We'll have our own chocolate bars.
0:01:04 > 0:01:07Yes, bro. We might even become what every Earthling dreams of becoming.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09We could even be...
0:01:09 > 0:01:11- BOTH:- ..overnight Internet sensations!
0:01:11 > 0:01:13- THEY CHUCKLE - Hi, how you doing? Yeah.
0:01:13 > 0:01:16- Good to see you.- Oh, yeah. Good to see you.- Looking good.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18- Thanks for coming.- Hi, there.
0:01:19 > 0:01:20Oh, why aren't we being mobbed?
0:01:20 > 0:01:22SHOUTING
0:01:22 > 0:01:23What?
0:01:24 > 0:01:26Ooh.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29- Hi, Nellie. - Hi, sweet-cheek-coochie-boy.
0:01:29 > 0:01:32Ah, Maida Vale, ma cucaracha.
0:01:32 > 0:01:33- What?- What's the happening?
0:01:33 > 0:01:36Only four hours to go and then it's...
0:01:36 > 0:01:37Jonjo time!
0:01:37 > 0:01:41BOTH: Wait! Not Jonjo Smiley, Internet singing sensation?
0:01:41 > 0:01:46With 3,225,452 views for his latest video?
0:01:46 > 0:01:50Uh, 3,225,453.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53SINGING FROM PHONE
0:01:53 > 0:01:54# Ah-ah! #
0:01:54 > 0:01:59Yep, he's coming on stage right here to perform his one hit wonder
0:01:59 > 0:02:02and launch his new signature scent, Only Cologny.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04So, to put it another way,
0:02:04 > 0:02:07- you're not all queueing up to get selfies with me and Zig?- Huh?
0:02:07 > 0:02:09- Dream on, what's-yer-name.- Aw!
0:02:09 > 0:02:12I can't wait to get a bottle of that limey scent
0:02:12 > 0:02:14that lingers like a long lost love.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16He's so cool.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18Hmm, cool celebs have their own scents.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21- HE GASPS - Zig, hold on to your zogabongs!
0:02:21 > 0:02:23I have an ingenious idea!
0:02:23 > 0:02:26- We want Jonjo!- Come on. - We want Jonjo!
0:02:26 > 0:02:28We want Jonjooo...!
0:02:29 > 0:02:32People weren't ready for the three-legged shoppers.
0:02:32 > 0:02:33They want smells.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35HE CHUCKLES That we can give them.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37- HE SNIGGERS - No!
0:02:37 > 0:02:39If we want to be famous Internet sensations,
0:02:39 > 0:02:41we'll have to make our own parfum.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43Yes, we'll create the perfect spray
0:02:43 > 0:02:46that will have the whole world at our feet.
0:02:46 > 0:02:47HE CHUCKLES
0:02:47 > 0:02:49CROWD CHANTS: We want Jonjo!
0:02:49 > 0:02:51Did you hear that, sir?
0:02:51 > 0:02:54Sounds like those devilish aliens are planning something big!
0:02:54 > 0:02:56Duty calls.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58But I so wanted to see Jonjo.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00At least we got the T-shirt, sir.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03Right, perfume, smells.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06Nellie said Only Cologny had a limey zest that lingers.
0:03:06 > 0:03:07Hoo-ooh!
0:03:07 > 0:03:09But, Zag, I hate limes!
0:03:09 > 0:03:11They make my face go like this.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14Eurgh. I know what you mean.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16They make mine go like this.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22- HE GASPS - I think they're shape-shifting!
0:03:22 > 0:03:23Eugh!
0:03:23 > 0:03:25Phew, that's a relief.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27We don't have any limes anyway.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29Hm, what do we have?
0:03:29 > 0:03:30- Bacon and eggs.- Brilliant!
0:03:30 > 0:03:33Who can resist the smell of bacon and eggs in the morning?
0:03:33 > 0:03:35Oh, and fish and chips at night?
0:03:35 > 0:03:38Excell-ante! Two mouthwatering scent ideas.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41A wake-me-up morning one and a romantic evening fragrance.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43We are on a roll.
0:03:43 > 0:03:44HE SNIFFS
0:03:44 > 0:03:46- I love the smell of hot bread rolls! - Who doesn't?
0:03:46 > 0:03:48BOTH: Three ideas!
0:03:48 > 0:03:50MUSIC PLAYS
0:03:59 > 0:04:00Ha-ha.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02Hee-hee-hee. Ooh!
0:04:03 > 0:04:04Mmm.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Ha-ha.
0:04:16 > 0:04:17Ooh.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Mmm!
0:04:20 > 0:04:22Hold on to your nose, world.
0:04:22 > 0:04:23Here we come!
0:04:23 > 0:04:26CROWD GROANS AND CHATTERS IN DISGUST
0:04:28 > 0:04:31Oh, I'm not sure the world's ready for bacon and egg perfume.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36- Tweet-tweet, tweet-tweet.- Coo, coo. - Peck-peck. Tweet-tweet.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39Don't worry, Zig. There's always our evening fragrance.
0:04:39 > 0:04:40Push, push, push, push.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42Oh, Mr President!
0:04:44 > 0:04:45DISGUSTED GROANS FROM INSIDE SHOP
0:04:45 > 0:04:47Fish and chips. Six times.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49- Open or wrapped?- Blended!
0:04:51 > 0:04:53- Yeah! Ha-ha-ha.- Oh, boy.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56This fishy fragrance is making my mouth water already.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58Mine, too! And my eyes.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00CATS MEOWING
0:05:00 > 0:05:01Huh?
0:05:01 > 0:05:03Uh-oh.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Run!
0:05:05 > 0:05:06MEOWING
0:05:06 > 0:05:09Come back, Mr President!
0:05:11 > 0:05:13Oh, phew. That was close.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16The fishy fragrance is just too irresistible...
0:05:16 > 0:05:20- to cats.- But if we don't have a perfume that Earthlings love,
0:05:20 > 0:05:22we'll never be cool celebs.
0:05:22 > 0:05:26Hmm, we need to find something special. Something spectacular.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28Something out of this world.
0:05:28 > 0:05:29Ooh.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31- Here.- Thank you.- Here.- Thank you.
0:05:31 > 0:05:32Ooh, didn't know we had this.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35A touch of cosmic ray repellent.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38A splash of anti-asteroid powder.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40A pinch of dark matter.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47THEY GIGGLE EXCITEDLY
0:05:47 > 0:05:48Me first, me first.
0:05:50 > 0:05:51HE SNIFFS
0:05:51 > 0:05:53I must say, I think it's missing something.
0:05:53 > 0:05:56Aaaaah!
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Why are you looking at me like that?
0:05:58 > 0:05:59Argh!
0:05:59 > 0:06:01HE PANTS
0:06:01 > 0:06:03Stand still, I can't smell you!
0:06:03 > 0:06:07It's not very scenty.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09Oh, this is useless.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11Did you hear a voice just then, Zag?
0:06:11 > 0:06:12Oh. Zag?
0:06:15 > 0:06:17- What can you see, sir? - That's just it, Honey.
0:06:17 > 0:06:18I can't see anything.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21The alien slime are developing an invisibility weapon.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23We need to get our hands on it.
0:06:24 > 0:06:27Aw, we'll never find a perfume that works.
0:06:27 > 0:06:28- Aw.- Hmm.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32HE SNIFFS Ah! A-ha!
0:06:37 > 0:06:40Hey, Zag. Did you know flowers smell?
0:06:40 > 0:06:43And earthlings love flowers.
0:06:43 > 0:06:46Ahead of you, Bro. Let's get our smell on.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49Uh, a bit of this.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52BOTH: Uh-guh-guh-guh-guh-guh.
0:06:54 > 0:06:57Mmmm. Flowery.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01But not flowery-wowery! Follow me, Zigmondo.
0:07:08 > 0:07:09Huh?
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Mm-mm-hmm.
0:07:11 > 0:07:14Mm-mm-mm-hmm.
0:07:14 > 0:07:15Argh!
0:07:17 > 0:07:19Woah-ho!
0:07:25 > 0:07:26Oh! Oh-ho-ho!
0:07:26 > 0:07:30Ah, this is it, Zigmeister. We've nailed it.
0:07:32 > 0:07:34Ooh. That'll put hairs on your granny.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36Let's hope so, Bro.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Now, let's bottle it up and get it to the shopping centre.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41We'll be famous smell-ebrities in no time.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48- Oh!- Ah!- Oh!
0:07:48 > 0:07:49What is that awful smell?
0:07:49 > 0:07:53I think you'll find that's us, ma petite dejeuner.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Roll up! Roll up! Get your odours 'ere.
0:07:55 > 0:07:59Special offer, two bucketfuls for the price of three. Come on, ladies.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01You know you want some.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04Oi, you two, stop spraying that awful smell.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06You'll ruin Jonjo's launch.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08And if we see you in here again, you'll be in big trouble.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11- Yeah.- Oh!- Ah!
0:08:12 > 0:08:16Hurry up, Honey. That invisibility spray is all the evidence we need
0:08:16 > 0:08:19to prove the aliens are planning world domination.
0:08:19 > 0:08:20- Oh, no fairsies.- Huh?
0:08:20 > 0:08:24- I hear you, Bro. - Quick, they're back!- Got it, sir.
0:08:26 > 0:08:27Zig, I think it's time to accept
0:08:27 > 0:08:29that we'll never be famous for our smell.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32But we didn't even get to see Jonjo perform.
0:08:32 > 0:08:35Ah! Hmm.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37Never fear, Zigster. I have a plan.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39But the security guard says if he sees us again,
0:08:39 > 0:08:41we'll be in big trouble.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43A-ha! But he won't see us.
0:08:45 > 0:08:49I feel silly going out in just my pants.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51It's all part of the plan, Zig, and, besides,
0:08:51 > 0:08:55we might be invisible but we're not going out in the nudie!
0:08:55 > 0:08:58Hello, Burbia.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01I'm Jonjo! Hope you enjoy my hit.
0:09:01 > 0:09:05And get a load of my new smell, Only Cologny!
0:09:05 > 0:09:07Fantastic!
0:09:10 > 0:09:11# I'm feeling harsh
0:09:11 > 0:09:12# I'm feeling dry
0:09:12 > 0:09:14# I'm feeling like I might cry
0:09:16 > 0:09:18# I can feel my legs shake
0:09:18 > 0:09:20# Hope my voice don't break
0:09:20 > 0:09:23# When I'm alone, your lips I miss
0:09:23 > 0:09:26# Cos without your kiss... #
0:09:26 > 0:09:28- Huh?- Awesome!- Awesome!
0:09:28 > 0:09:30- Brilliant!- Awesome!
0:09:32 > 0:09:35Hey, Pants, come and join me on stage!
0:09:35 > 0:09:38- Yeah!- Sick!- Brilliant.- Fantastic!
0:09:40 > 0:09:43Good job, getting this invisibility spray.
0:09:43 > 0:09:44The general will be delighted.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46Shouldn't we get it back to HQ, sir?
0:09:46 > 0:09:49And miss Jonjo? Are you crazy?
0:09:50 > 0:09:53I don't think we'll see much from here, sir.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55I know exactly how to get a closer look, Honey.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57I'll use the invisibility spray.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59Do you think that's wise, sir?
0:09:59 > 0:10:04Yeugh! I don't think that's the invisibility spray, sir.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06BOOING
0:10:06 > 0:10:08- Huh?- Huh? Yaarggh!
0:10:08 > 0:10:11Oh, Mr President!
0:10:13 > 0:10:16Come on, everyone, and Pants. Let's dance!
0:10:16 > 0:10:20Never ever go. Ever, ever. Ever, ever, ever go.
0:10:20 > 0:10:21Pants are cool!
0:10:21 > 0:10:24Oh, this is the proudest day of my life!
0:10:24 > 0:10:27My pants on stage and everyone cheering them!
0:10:27 > 0:10:31We might not be famous, Zig, but our pants are.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33They're awesome. They're celebrities.
0:10:33 > 0:10:37BOTH: They're overnight Internet sensations!
0:10:37 > 0:10:39Yeah!
0:10:40 > 0:10:43Five, four, three, two, one!
0:10:52 > 0:10:56Five, four, three, two... # Time for Zig and Zag! #