Chez Zog

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04# Five, four, three, two Five, four, three, two

0:00:04 > 0:00:06# One

0:00:06 > 0:00:08# Hey, hey, hey, hey

0:00:08 > 0:00:10# Welcome along for the ride

0:00:10 > 0:00:12# You and me and Zig and Zag

0:00:12 > 0:00:14# When our weird worlds collide

0:00:14 > 0:00:16# It may seem a little mad

0:00:16 > 0:00:18# But you can't close your eyes

0:00:18 > 0:00:19# Or you'll miss it

0:00:19 > 0:00:23# Hold on tight No-one's drive-drive-driving

0:00:23 > 0:00:26# It's time to get on with it Not too late

0:00:26 > 0:00:29# Start counting Are your engines on?

0:00:29 > 0:00:31# We can't wait

0:00:31 > 0:00:34# Count down, it's Zig And Zag time

0:00:34 > 0:00:35# Five, four, three, two

0:00:35 > 0:00:38# Time for Zig And Zag! #

0:00:43 > 0:00:44Come on, Zig, hurry up.

0:00:44 > 0:00:46But I don't know what to wear.

0:00:46 > 0:00:48You don't keep a place like Chez Toffee waiting.

0:00:48 > 0:00:50It's the trendiest restaurant in town!

0:00:53 > 0:00:55- Huh?- Huh? Oh.

0:00:55 > 0:00:58- Too casual? - Maybe you're overthinking this.

0:00:58 > 0:01:01Just wear something that won't look out of place in a fancy restaurant.

0:01:01 > 0:01:03Oh, got it.

0:01:05 > 0:01:08HUM OF CONVERSATION

0:01:08 > 0:01:11May I suggest the mildly embarrassed chicken,

0:01:11 > 0:01:14resting on a bed of enraged lettuce?

0:01:14 > 0:01:16Please, excuse me.

0:01:16 > 0:01:18Woo, nice place, posh-o-rama.

0:01:20 > 0:01:22Whoa. Look how clean these plates are.

0:01:22 > 0:01:25You could eat your dinner off them!

0:01:25 > 0:01:28- I have to ask, bro. What exactly are you wearing?- You said wear something

0:01:28 > 0:01:30that won't look out of place in a fancy restaurant,

0:01:30 > 0:01:33so I thought, well, what do you see in fancy restaurants, huh?

0:01:33 > 0:01:36Lobsters. Of course - genius!

0:01:36 > 0:01:41I'm afraid you need a reservation to dine at Chez Toffee, gentlemen.

0:01:41 > 0:01:43Don't worry, my good mister, we booked this table months ago.

0:01:43 > 0:01:46And careful with that, it's a rental.

0:01:48 > 0:01:53Very well, and would sir like me to take his...claws?

0:01:53 > 0:01:54Thanks, madam.

0:01:54 > 0:01:57Now, what kind of meal deals are you rocking tonight, huh?

0:01:57 > 0:02:01- Meal deals? - Don't let the lobster suit fool you.

0:02:01 > 0:02:04- We're not made of money. - How much money DO you have?

0:02:04 > 0:02:07Well, what could we get for...

0:02:07 > 0:02:09HE WHISPERS

0:02:09 > 0:02:12Ha-ha. You could get thrown out in the street.

0:02:12 > 0:02:16- Excellent. And does that come with chips?- Out!

0:02:17 > 0:02:18- Whoa!- Ooh!

0:02:21 > 0:02:24- Oh.- Maybe the Burger Banger down the street

0:02:24 > 0:02:26would more suit your taste AND your budget.

0:02:28 > 0:02:30Ha! We don't have a budget!

0:02:30 > 0:02:32Burger Banger?! How dare you, madam.

0:02:34 > 0:02:36This is delicious.

0:02:36 > 0:02:39Sure is. But I kind of had my heart set on eating at Chez Toffee.

0:02:39 > 0:02:42That Chez Toffee's driving me out of business.

0:02:42 > 0:02:44Everybody wants to eat there.

0:02:44 > 0:02:46I mean, what does that place have that I don't?

0:02:46 > 0:02:48Well, it looks nice.

0:02:48 > 0:02:51No offence, but your van's a bit of a holey rust bucket.

0:02:51 > 0:02:54It makes it look sort of...smelly?

0:02:54 > 0:02:57And the smell. The smell also makes your van smell smelly.

0:02:57 > 0:02:58HE SNIFFS

0:02:58 > 0:03:01You two really know a lot about restaurants.

0:03:01 > 0:03:02He's right. We do.

0:03:02 > 0:03:05And I have an ingenious idea.

0:03:05 > 0:03:08We'll open our own fancy restaurant, and call it Chez Zog.

0:03:08 > 0:03:10Then we can take all the money that we make at our restaurant,

0:03:10 > 0:03:13- and eat at Chez Toffee!- Woohoo!

0:03:13 > 0:03:15Makes complete sense, bro.

0:03:15 > 0:03:17- Ha-ha!- BOTH:- Zog Drop!

0:03:17 > 0:03:19# Haya-wana ha-ha Haya-wana ha-ha

0:03:19 > 0:03:20# Haya-wana ha-ha

0:03:20 > 0:03:21# Haya-wana hey, hey!

0:03:21 > 0:03:23# Haya-wana ha-ha Haya-wana ha-ha

0:03:23 > 0:03:25# Haya-wana ha-ha

0:03:25 > 0:03:27# Haya-wana hey! #

0:03:27 > 0:03:29Wait a second, we don't have room for a restaurant.

0:03:29 > 0:03:32Details, dear boy, details.

0:03:32 > 0:03:33Too fast.

0:03:35 > 0:03:36Oh, no.

0:03:36 > 0:03:38- Huh?- This can't happen.

0:03:38 > 0:03:40No, this cannot be happening, I'm dreaming.

0:03:40 > 0:03:42What's the probs, neighbourino?

0:03:42 > 0:03:45Ugh, we are having pool party for body-building club tonight,

0:03:45 > 0:03:47but pool has sprung the leak.

0:03:50 > 0:03:51HE SPEAKS OWN LANGUAGE

0:03:51 > 0:03:55Mr Von Pumpiniron, there's no need for such language.

0:03:55 > 0:03:57Basically, he can't find the leak.

0:03:57 > 0:03:58What a disaster.

0:03:58 > 0:04:00I'm afraid I've got more bad news.

0:04:00 > 0:04:03You forgot to invite us, and now we've made other plans.

0:04:03 > 0:04:05Ha-ha!

0:04:08 > 0:04:10Forget to invite you? Ha. I did not forget.

0:04:10 > 0:04:13Don't you remember the last time you come to one of our pool parties?

0:04:18 > 0:04:20Ah, yes. Good times.

0:04:20 > 0:04:22I'll tell you what, if we can find the time,

0:04:22 > 0:04:24we'll try and stop by later, OK?

0:04:24 > 0:04:27No, that is absolutely not OK.

0:04:27 > 0:04:29- Not-K!- All right, all right.

0:04:29 > 0:04:32We PROMISE we'll stop by later.

0:04:32 > 0:04:34They are so pushy.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41Zag, could you keep it down in there?

0:04:43 > 0:04:44BOOM

0:04:44 > 0:04:48Oh! Zagnatius Hillary Zogly, will you please keep it down?

0:04:48 > 0:04:50Huh?

0:04:50 > 0:04:53Sorry, Zigmund, but building a restaurant is a tricky business.

0:04:53 > 0:04:56Yes, well, I can hardly hear myself cook in here.

0:04:56 > 0:04:58- How's it going, bro?- Cool.

0:04:58 > 0:05:01I've just created Chez Zog's signature dish.

0:05:01 > 0:05:04Does it have an elegant essence and a delicate bouquet?

0:05:04 > 0:05:06- Huh?- What's it like?

0:05:08 > 0:05:09Oh.

0:05:11 > 0:05:13HE GAGS

0:05:15 > 0:05:16THUMP

0:05:18 > 0:05:19It's perfect!

0:05:19 > 0:05:21I shall call it zoup.

0:05:25 > 0:05:27Ta-da! What do you think?

0:05:27 > 0:05:30Hmm. I'm not going to lie to you, Zag.

0:05:30 > 0:05:31It's awesome!

0:05:31 > 0:05:33To Chez Zog.

0:05:33 > 0:05:36Too fast, too fast!

0:05:43 > 0:05:45What on earth are you doing?

0:05:45 > 0:05:48We're opening our own posh restaurant - Chez Zog.

0:05:48 > 0:05:49Huh?

0:05:49 > 0:05:51HE LAUGHS

0:05:56 > 0:05:58Now where did I put that roof garden?

0:06:00 > 0:06:02Nice to see you at Chez Zog.

0:06:02 > 0:06:04Although I'd rather see you two on the menu.

0:06:04 > 0:06:06You look good enough to eat.

0:06:06 > 0:06:07THEY LAUGH

0:06:10 > 0:06:12Enjoy the zoup, gentlemen.

0:06:15 > 0:06:17HE SLURPS

0:06:17 > 0:06:19Mmm!

0:06:19 > 0:06:21This is amaza-bombs.

0:06:21 > 0:06:23We'll have enough money to eat at Chez Toffee in no time.

0:06:23 > 0:06:25The customers just can't get enough of your zoup!

0:06:25 > 0:06:28That's cos it's a delicate base of tinned mushy peas,

0:06:28 > 0:06:31with a dash of Zoglian toothpaste and some TLC.

0:06:31 > 0:06:34# That Zoglian toothpaste just can't be beat

0:06:34 > 0:06:36# Puts a smile on your face and fills the holes in your teeth. #

0:06:36 > 0:06:39Hmm. Zig, you're the chef,

0:06:39 > 0:06:43but are you sure it's OK to mix Zog food with Earth food?

0:06:43 > 0:06:47Of course! I've been tasting the zoup all evening and I'm fine.

0:06:47 > 0:06:51Oh...although, I do seem to be glowing a bit more than usual.

0:06:51 > 0:06:55Ooh. Ah, they probably won't notice.

0:06:55 > 0:06:58SCREAMING

0:06:59 > 0:07:02Come back! You forgot your zoup!

0:07:03 > 0:07:06Oh. They're not coming back, are they?

0:07:06 > 0:07:09I'm afraid not, Zigmund. And without any customers,

0:07:09 > 0:07:10we're out of business.

0:07:13 > 0:07:15Oh, freaky flip-flops.

0:07:15 > 0:07:18Now we'll never get enough money to eat at Chez Toffee.

0:07:18 > 0:07:21Still, though, you have to laugh.

0:07:21 > 0:07:22HE LAUGHS

0:07:22 > 0:07:24THEY LAUGH

0:07:26 > 0:07:28What? I wasn't being funny!

0:07:28 > 0:07:31I was being mean.

0:07:31 > 0:07:34I was being mean!

0:07:35 > 0:07:37THEY KEEP LAUGHING

0:07:38 > 0:07:39Why are we laughing?

0:07:39 > 0:07:41No idea. I feel really miserable.

0:07:41 > 0:07:45Aw, me too. Definitely not in the mood for a pool party.

0:07:45 > 0:07:46Do we have to go?

0:07:46 > 0:07:49Oh, a promise is a promise.

0:07:52 > 0:07:54Come on, man, you said you would make a great pool party,

0:07:54 > 0:07:56but the pool is, like, empty, you know?

0:07:56 > 0:07:59And we've been waiting three hours for our food, man.

0:07:59 > 0:08:02I tell you we cannot start the pool party without the pool.

0:08:02 > 0:08:05Hey, everybody, ready to party?

0:08:05 > 0:08:08Finally, the food is here.

0:08:08 > 0:08:11What? No, you really don't want this.

0:08:11 > 0:08:12Give me the food, man.

0:08:12 > 0:08:14Let...go!

0:08:14 > 0:08:15Oof.

0:08:17 > 0:08:19Now what have you done?

0:08:19 > 0:08:22PEK SPEAKS OWN LANGUAGE

0:08:22 > 0:08:25Pek's right. It's the zoup!

0:08:25 > 0:08:29- It's fixed the pool. - Come on, everybody, pool party.

0:08:29 > 0:08:30Yes!

0:08:30 > 0:08:32Yeah!

0:08:32 > 0:08:35Whoa. You have saved our pool party.

0:08:35 > 0:08:37- I could hug you both.- Huh?

0:08:37 > 0:08:39- But I won't. Never.- Oh.

0:08:39 > 0:08:42Not...not just even the purple one.

0:08:42 > 0:08:44Woohoo! Looks like Zoglian toothpaste

0:08:44 > 0:08:47fills more than just the holes in your teeth.

0:08:47 > 0:08:49Oh. A zuper holey filler.

0:08:49 > 0:08:50Oh.

0:08:52 > 0:08:54Broke a nail wrestling your snail?

0:08:54 > 0:08:56Chipped a tooth kissing in a phone booth?

0:08:56 > 0:08:58Split your pants doing the funky chicken dance?

0:09:00 > 0:09:03Try Zoup, the miracle fixer that's just out of this world.

0:09:03 > 0:09:05- Yes, sir.- Thank you very much. - Yes, sir, thank you.

0:09:05 > 0:09:07Have a lovely... Ha-ha, come back next week.

0:09:07 > 0:09:09Bon appetit.

0:09:09 > 0:09:11THEY GRUNT

0:09:12 > 0:09:13THEY SIGH

0:09:13 > 0:09:14Hey, Mr Menu Man.

0:09:14 > 0:09:17Just what on earth do you think you're...

0:09:17 > 0:09:19I know that smell.

0:09:19 > 0:09:20Is that...

0:09:21 > 0:09:24- ..money?- That's quite a nose you've got.

0:09:24 > 0:09:26Will this be enough?

0:09:27 > 0:09:29SQUEALS AND CRASHING

0:09:31 > 0:09:33Gentlemen, your table awaits.

0:09:34 > 0:09:38The self-centred salmon with a side of mischievous melon.

0:09:38 > 0:09:40Ha-ha! We did it, Zigmund.

0:09:40 > 0:09:42We're finally eating at Chez Toffee.

0:09:42 > 0:09:44HE LAUGHS

0:09:49 > 0:09:52- Burger Banger, bro? - Thought you'd never ask.

0:09:53 > 0:09:55Oh, that's it!

0:09:55 > 0:09:58You'll never set a furry foot in Chez Toffee again.

0:09:58 > 0:10:01It's all right, everybody. They won't be back.

0:10:01 > 0:10:03Ha. Everybody?

0:10:03 > 0:10:04Ugh.

0:10:05 > 0:10:07No!

0:10:07 > 0:10:10Mummy!

0:10:10 > 0:10:11Check it out.

0:10:11 > 0:10:13Your zoup totally fixed my van!

0:10:13 > 0:10:16And the people are going crazy for the new look.

0:10:16 > 0:10:19Well, Zigmund, I think we learned a very important lesson today.

0:10:19 > 0:10:20We sure did, bro.

0:10:20 > 0:10:22Lobsters and money don't mix.

0:10:22 > 0:10:24No, wait, that can't be right.

0:10:24 > 0:10:26Never bring soup to a pool party?

0:10:26 > 0:10:28Hold on, that wasn't it either.

0:10:28 > 0:10:32I've got it! Keep your friends close, and your toothpaste...

0:10:32 > 0:10:34So you didn't learn anything.

0:10:34 > 0:10:36So what? You got a free burger.

0:10:36 > 0:10:37Next!

0:10:37 > 0:10:40- Mm.- Mm.- Ha-ha.

0:10:40 > 0:10:42# Five, four, three, two

0:10:42 > 0:10:43# One, hey! One, hey!

0:10:43 > 0:10:45# One, hey!

0:10:46 > 0:10:48# Hey! Hey! Hey!

0:10:50 > 0:10:52# Hey! Hey! Hey!

0:10:52 > 0:10:57# Five, four, three, two Time for Zig and Zag! #