0:00:02 > 0:00:05# Five, four, three, two Five, four, three, two, one...
0:00:05 > 0:00:08# Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
0:00:08 > 0:00:10# Well, come along for the ride
0:00:10 > 0:00:12# You and me and Zig and Zag
0:00:12 > 0:00:14# When our weird worlds collide
0:00:14 > 0:00:16# It may seem a little mad
0:00:16 > 0:00:19# But you can't close your eyes or you'll miss it
0:00:19 > 0:00:23# Hold on tight No-one's drive, drive, driving
0:00:23 > 0:00:27# It's time to get on with it Not too late
0:00:27 > 0:00:30# Start counting Are your engines on? We can't wait
0:00:30 > 0:00:33# Count down, it's Zig and Zag time
0:00:33 > 0:00:35# Five, four, three, two
0:00:35 > 0:00:38# Time for Zig and Zag! #
0:00:45 > 0:00:48Da-da-da-da! I'm Mega Fantastic Guy!
0:00:48 > 0:00:52And I'm his trusty sidekick, Volcano Boy. Watch me erupt!
0:00:52 > 0:00:54- BLERGH! - BOTH LAUGH
0:00:54 > 0:00:56Glasses in the bucket. Thank you.
0:00:56 > 0:01:00- Don't you just love superhero movies?- Especially in 3D.
0:01:00 > 0:01:03These glasses make everything look so real.
0:01:03 > 0:01:07I am real, sir, but please put your glasses in the bucket. Thank you.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09It's like he's talking to me! Ho-ho-ho-ho!
0:01:09 > 0:01:12Zig, you do realise the movie is over, and this is real life again?
0:01:12 > 0:01:15Oh, Zag, you're in the movie!
0:01:15 > 0:01:19Oh, stop it, it tickles! Ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho!
0:01:19 > 0:01:21Glasses in the bucket. Thank you.
0:01:21 > 0:01:24BOTH GIGGLING
0:01:24 > 0:01:26Oh, that must be the best job in the world.
0:01:26 > 0:01:29Yeah! Imagine having your own bucket.
0:01:29 > 0:01:32No, not the cinema guy's job, I meant being a superhero.
0:01:32 > 0:01:35A life of nonstop adventure, filled with unpredictable twists,
0:01:35 > 0:01:37a hero admired by one and all.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40That would be even better!
0:01:40 > 0:01:43Oh, if only we were from another planet, always knew what
0:01:43 > 0:01:46to do in a crisis, and had incredible chiselled good looks.
0:01:46 > 0:01:50Wait a minute. We are, we do, and I have!
0:01:50 > 0:01:53People of earth, prepare to meet Superzag!
0:01:53 > 0:01:56And his sidekick, Wonderzig!
0:01:56 > 0:02:00- Mmm. Sorry, Zigmund. Superzag works alone.- Please?
0:02:00 > 0:02:04Oh, I'd be the best sidekick ever. I've even got my own superpower.
0:02:04 > 0:02:08I've never told anybody this, but I can cry.
0:02:08 > 0:02:12- Huh? Crying's not a superpower, Zig. - These are no normal tears!
0:02:12 > 0:02:17Once they start to flow, I can get anybody to do anything I want.
0:02:17 > 0:02:21It's going to take more than tears to be Superzag's sidekick.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23WHIMPERING
0:02:23 > 0:02:30But I want to. Oh, please?
0:02:30 > 0:02:32Y.. N... No. Zig...
0:02:33 > 0:02:35Oh... No... Is it...?
0:02:35 > 0:02:40All right, all right, you can be my sidekick, just stop crying.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43- Let's go make costumes, bro. Ho-ho-ho-ho!- Whoa, he's good.
0:02:47 > 0:02:52- Mmm.- Superzag will be saving the world in hot pink this season.
0:02:52 > 0:02:57- Crime may not see him coming, but we certainly will.- Meow!
0:02:58 > 0:03:01Oh, and did somebody say bulletproof underpants?
0:03:01 > 0:03:03That's right - while Wonderzig's getting to the
0:03:03 > 0:03:07bottom of a crime, bullets won't be getting to the bottom on Wonderzig.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Hey!
0:03:09 > 0:03:10- Ooh!- Yeah!
0:03:12 > 0:03:14- Ta-da!- Huh?
0:03:14 > 0:03:18- Oh, it's just a bush.- Not any more. I made a few minor modifications.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21- Now it's a super-secret- super-changing-booth-bush.- Hmm.
0:03:21 > 0:03:25We superheroes need to be able to change costumes in an instant.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27ZIG GASPS Ha-ha!
0:03:27 > 0:03:29Super secret, super coo-el!
0:03:33 > 0:03:36- Dun-dun-dun!- Ding-ding-dong!
0:03:36 > 0:03:39- Oh.- Oh.- Er, let's try that again.
0:03:43 > 0:03:44BOTH: Dun-dun-dun-dun!
0:03:46 > 0:03:48Ugh. What on earth are they wearing?
0:03:48 > 0:03:51Looks like alien battle uniforms to me, Honey.
0:03:51 > 0:03:52GASPS
0:03:52 > 0:03:55It's invasion day! Call HQ and request backup.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58I want helicopters, tanks, a SWAT team...
0:03:58 > 0:04:01Erm, sir, remember what the general said? "If you two buffoons
0:04:01 > 0:04:03"waste my time again without absolute proof,
0:04:03 > 0:04:07"you'll be on toilet-cleaning duty for the rest of your lives."
0:04:07 > 0:04:08Hmm.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11Let's hold that call for backup, and get some hard evidence first...
0:04:11 > 0:04:14- Huh?- ..by catching those alien slime on film. Ha-ha-ha!
0:04:19 > 0:04:23Take this coupon to the counter, and get 50% off your eggs.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25Have an eggs-tra nice day!
0:04:30 > 0:04:32Oh, worst job ever.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36- Dun-dun-dun!- Ding-a-ling-ding!
0:04:36 > 0:04:40- Not so fast, Giant Chicken.- Ha-ha! You two look even dafter than me.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43Holy flip-flops, Superzag! It can talk!
0:04:43 > 0:04:46Let's just hope it can listen, too. I don't know what kind of
0:04:46 > 0:04:49radioactive chicken pecked you and turned you into an evil monster,
0:04:49 > 0:04:53but I do know this - you're messing with the wrong town, lady.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56- Guys, it's me! - ZIG SCREAMS
0:04:56 > 0:04:59Moley bottoms, Superzag! That's Nellie in there!
0:04:59 > 0:05:01ZAG GASPS No giant chicken eats our friend
0:05:01 > 0:05:04and gets away with it! Hee-ya!
0:05:04 > 0:05:06What are you doing? Argh!
0:05:07 > 0:05:10Dun-dun-dun! Dun-dun-dun!
0:05:10 > 0:05:15- D'oh, she got away. - This isn't over, Giant Chicken!
0:05:15 > 0:05:20- Superzag!- Yeah! Oh, and Wonderzig!- Away!
0:05:20 > 0:05:22BOTH: Away!
0:05:23 > 0:05:25Oh, ugh.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27AGENTS PANTING
0:05:30 > 0:05:34- Down! Puss, puss, puss. - Hey, Mrs Eyebrows, what's up?
0:05:34 > 0:05:38Mr President is stuck up that tree, silly cat.
0:05:38 > 0:05:42Eh? This sounds like a job for Superzag and Wonderzig.
0:05:42 > 0:05:46- Tch. Typical superheroes, never around when you need them.- Oh. Huh.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50- Ugh!- Oh.
0:05:50 > 0:05:51CAMERA WHIRRING LOUDLY
0:05:51 > 0:05:54- We're awfully high, sir. - We're perfectly safe, Honey.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57From up here, we can capture evidence of all alien activity.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59Just stop shaking. I can't focus.
0:05:59 > 0:06:00That's not me, sir.
0:06:00 > 0:06:01Don't worry, Mrs Eyebrows.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04Superzag and Wonderzig will have your cat
0:06:04 > 0:06:06back in your hands before you can say...
0:06:06 > 0:06:08AGENTS SCREAM
0:06:08 > 0:06:11Mr President! What have you done?
0:06:11 > 0:06:16- Aha! You're welcome. Superzag... - And Wonderzig!
0:06:16 > 0:06:18BOTH: Away!
0:06:19 > 0:06:22AGENTS COUGHING BIRD CROWING
0:06:24 > 0:06:26ABS GRUNTING
0:06:27 > 0:06:31PEK SINGING
0:06:34 > 0:06:37Can you hear screaming? Look, fire! SINGING CONTINUES
0:06:38 > 0:06:43There isn't a moment to waste! Superzag and Wonderzig...
0:06:43 > 0:06:47- "away," or to "to the rescue?" - Oh, yes, erm...
0:06:47 > 0:06:49I kind of like "to the rescue."
0:06:49 > 0:06:51("To the rescue.") To the rescue!
0:06:51 > 0:06:53BOTH: To the rescue!
0:06:55 > 0:06:59Da-da-da-da! Da-da-da-da!
0:07:00 > 0:07:03- Hee-ya!- Da-da-da... Huh?
0:07:03 > 0:07:04SCREAMS
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Fear not, Superzag and Wonderzig are here!
0:07:06 > 0:07:07SPEAKS OWN LANGUAGE
0:07:07 > 0:07:09SCREAMS
0:07:14 > 0:07:16BOTH SCREAM
0:07:16 > 0:07:21- Darling, could you come in here? - Coming!
0:07:21 > 0:07:22Does this look weird to you?
0:07:22 > 0:07:25SCREAMING AND CRASHING
0:07:27 > 0:07:30Yes, darling. It looks very weird.
0:07:30 > 0:07:34Did you see that, Honey? Using human missiles. Despicable!
0:07:34 > 0:07:37And I've got every shocking soapy second of evidence
0:07:37 > 0:07:40right here on camera. Send it through to HQ, Honey,
0:07:40 > 0:07:43and tell them to send all the backup they got.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53Oh, I can't wait to see the General's face
0:07:53 > 0:07:57when he sees the alien invaders. I might finally get that promotion!
0:07:57 > 0:07:59- Are you sure we have enough proof, sir?- Of course!
0:07:59 > 0:08:02- We caught them red-handed on film. - But they were wearing masks, sir.
0:08:02 > 0:08:05I mean, without those costumes, can we really prove it was them?
0:08:05 > 0:08:06Honey, you're right!
0:08:06 > 0:08:09Those aliens are even more devious than we thought.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11We have to find those costumes. Wait... Wait a second.
0:08:11 > 0:08:15- I know where they are. Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!- Hmm.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19- Ha-ha! - HONEY GASPS
0:08:21 > 0:08:24- I can't see! Light switch, Honey. - I'm sorry, sir. Hold on.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26- CLICK - No, that's not it.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28- Hurry up, Honey!- Oh, dear.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30Ah. Nothing like a herring-and-banana smoothie
0:08:30 > 0:08:33- after a hard day of superhero-ing. - Indeed-o-rama.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35Although I was expecting more twists in our story,
0:08:35 > 0:08:37like in the superhero movies.
0:08:37 > 0:08:38I do like a good twist.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41- Meh. There's always tomorrow. - You said it, Zigmondo.
0:08:41 > 0:08:42- DOORBELL RINGS Huh?- Hmm.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44Wonder who that could be.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47BOTH GASP
0:08:47 > 0:08:49ALL COMPLAINING AT ONCE
0:08:49 > 0:08:50Uh-oh.
0:08:57 > 0:08:58- Oh!- Huh!
0:09:01 > 0:09:05Good citizens of Burbia, can I have your attention please?
0:09:05 > 0:09:08I am a general in PANTS -
0:09:08 > 0:09:10Prevention of Alien Network Takeover Squad.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13Has anyone seen these two?
0:09:13 > 0:09:15We certainly have. They're...
0:09:16 > 0:09:18- Right there.- Right there.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22BOTH: Flippity flip-flops!
0:09:22 > 0:09:24Get them!
0:09:24 > 0:09:26What? No, wait! They're the ones you want!
0:09:26 > 0:09:28They trapped us in their secret bush lair!
0:09:28 > 0:09:31- Take them away.- Nooooooo!
0:09:33 > 0:09:37We are so sorry. We really thought it was you two in those outfits.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41Yes, we are very sorry, fuzzy boys.
0:09:41 > 0:09:44- SPEAKS OWN LANGUAGE - No problem.
0:09:44 > 0:09:45Dreadfully sorry.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47- Are they...?- I thought... Oh.- Huh?
0:09:51 > 0:09:54Thanks to you boys, we've just caught Burbia's two most wanted.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56You're both heroes.
0:09:58 > 0:09:59- Whoa!- Shiny!
0:09:59 > 0:10:01BOTH GIGGLE
0:10:02 > 0:10:04- Hee-hee-hee!- Ha-ha!
0:10:06 > 0:10:09Did you hear that, Zag? We really ARE heroes!
0:10:09 > 0:10:11BOTH: ZOG DROP!
0:10:11 > 0:10:16HAKA-STYLE MUSIC
0:10:16 > 0:10:17- Whoa!- Huh?
0:10:17 > 0:10:20I don't know how you did this, but you're not fooling me.
0:10:20 > 0:10:21I know it was you two in those costumes.
0:10:21 > 0:10:25Now that you mention it, I thought it was us, too.
0:10:25 > 0:10:30- I guess we were all wrong.- Now that's what I call a super-twist!
0:10:30 > 0:10:36HAKA-STYLE MUSIC RESUMES
0:10:40 > 0:10:42# Five, four, three, two...
0:10:42 > 0:10:45# Hey! Hey! Hey!
0:10:46 > 0:10:48# Hey! Hey! Hey!
0:10:49 > 0:10:52# Hey! Hey! Hey!
0:10:52 > 0:10:55# Five, four, three, two
0:10:55 > 0:10:57# That was Zig and Zag! #