0:00:02 > 0:00:05# Five, four, three, two Five, four, three, two, one...
0:00:05 > 0:00:08# Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
0:00:08 > 0:00:10# Well, come along for the ride
0:00:10 > 0:00:12# You and me and Zig and Zag
0:00:12 > 0:00:14# When our weird worlds collide
0:00:14 > 0:00:16# It may seem a little mad
0:00:16 > 0:00:19# But you can't close your eyes or you'll miss it
0:00:19 > 0:00:23# Hold on tight No-one's drive, drive, driving
0:00:23 > 0:00:27# It's time to get on with it, not too late
0:00:27 > 0:00:30# Start counting, are your engines on? We can't wait
0:00:30 > 0:00:33# Count down it's Zig and Zag time
0:00:33 > 0:00:35# Five, four, three, two,
0:00:35 > 0:00:38# Time for Zig and Zag! #
0:00:40 > 0:00:42- ..the shopping centre. - I want to see all the shops.
0:00:43 > 0:00:45POW POW POW
0:00:45 > 0:00:50Oh, no! I've broken the shopping centre.
0:00:50 > 0:00:51Ooh.
0:00:51 > 0:00:53Hey, Zag, it's that man off the telly!
0:00:53 > 0:00:57Hi, I'm that man off the telly and congratulations,
0:00:57 > 0:01:00you are our 1,000,000th customers!
0:01:00 > 0:01:02- I'm shaking!- He-he-he!- Strong.
0:01:02 > 0:01:05Here's a big money prize for you to spend in our wonderful
0:01:05 > 0:01:06shopping centre.
0:01:06 > 0:01:10Coo-el, a fan.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13Zig, that's not just a fan - it's fan-tastic!
0:01:13 > 0:01:16With this money, we can have huge smiley faces
0:01:16 > 0:01:20just like those humans, from buying lots of stuff.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23# Me got da money, Me want-a de stuff. #
0:01:23 > 0:01:24He-he!
0:01:24 > 0:01:26SNORING
0:01:26 > 0:01:28ALARM CLOCK BUZZES
0:01:28 > 0:01:32Buying lots of stuff, like earthlings do, is so much fun.
0:01:32 > 0:01:36Ahh. Hey, now we're awake, let's go buy more stuff
0:01:36 > 0:01:39- we don't actually need but just... - BOTH:- ..gotta have.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41Ha. One mill... One?!
0:01:41 > 0:01:44- THEY GASP - Oh, no. We've only one note left.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Don't fret, Frankie Fretfrace.
0:01:46 > 0:01:49- One is all we need.- Huh?
0:01:49 > 0:01:54We'll just copy this one, using the Multiplier 3,000.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56All right, what did you copy?
0:01:56 > 0:01:5912 doughnuts is never enough for a growing alien,
0:01:59 > 0:02:03or 12 multiplied by 2, which is twelvety...twelvety...
0:02:03 > 0:02:06Ugh, 24, 24! 2 x 12 is 24.
0:02:06 > 0:02:07That's what I said.
0:02:07 > 0:02:11Well, you overloaded it and now it's broken and how many times have
0:02:11 > 0:02:16- I told you not to put your hands in it until it's finished?!- Sorry...
0:02:16 > 0:02:21- Now, how are we going to get more of this money stuff?- Mmm...
0:02:21 > 0:02:25A-ha! I'll just go and walk in and out of the shopping centre
0:02:25 > 0:02:27until I'm the 2,000,000th customer. Ha!
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Hmm, not a bad idea.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32But there must be another way to get Earth money
0:02:32 > 0:02:34and we've got to get to the bottom of it.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36"Bottom".
0:02:36 > 0:02:37HE HUMS
0:02:37 > 0:02:39Ah, good morning, Mr Jones.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42We're the aliens from across the street and we were wondering
0:02:42 > 0:02:45if you could help us with an Earth-type problem.
0:02:45 > 0:02:48I don't have time for you two right now. I'm running late.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51How do you get money when your Multiplier 3,000 is broken?
0:02:51 > 0:02:53- Your what?! - We want to buy more stuff.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55Well, get a job, then.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57- A "job", eh?- Yes.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00You need a job to get money and if I don't get a move on,
0:03:00 > 0:03:02I won't have a job to go to.
0:03:02 > 0:03:06And where would we get one of these mysterious "j-obs"?
0:03:06 > 0:03:09Down at the job centre, of course.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11Ah, yes, the Centre of Jobs.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13Now, if you don't mind, Mr Jones,
0:03:13 > 0:03:17we can't hang around here chatting all morning, we've got j-obs to get.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22- Yeah, Mr Jones.- Bye!
0:03:22 > 0:03:25So, Ziggy boy, if we get one of these jobbie whatsits,
0:03:25 > 0:03:26we get paid in money
0:03:26 > 0:03:29and money means we can buy more stuff.
0:03:29 > 0:03:30Let's scoot.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34He-he-he. Too fast. Too...
0:03:34 > 0:03:36HE WHIMPERS
0:03:39 > 0:03:43- Sorry, I'm late, Honey. I had to fire my housekeeper.- Another one?
0:03:43 > 0:03:47- Yes, I found this speck of dust on the coffee table.- Outrageous, sir.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50Now, what's the latest on the alien slime?
0:03:50 > 0:03:53From what I could hear, Agent A Gent, they are looking for a job.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55Textbook alien invasion stuff.
0:03:55 > 0:03:59They start off small with an ordinary job and they work their
0:03:59 > 0:04:03way up until they get the biggest job of all, President of the World!
0:04:03 > 0:04:06- Ah.- But that's not going to happen, Honey.
0:04:06 > 0:04:10But how can we stop the aliens from getting a job?
0:04:10 > 0:04:12By giving the aliens a job.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15I don't think PANTS - Prevention of Alien Network Takeover Squad -
0:04:15 > 0:04:18would be too happy having actual aliens working for us.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20They won't be working in PANTS.
0:04:20 > 0:04:24I'll give the extraterrestrial terrors a job
0:04:24 > 0:04:27so we can watch their every sneaky move.
0:04:27 > 0:04:31HE CACKLES
0:04:31 > 0:04:33Ow!
0:04:33 > 0:04:36So, let me get this straight,
0:04:36 > 0:04:38you claim you're aliens from outer space
0:04:38 > 0:04:41who've crash-landed in Burb Street, but just decided to stay
0:04:41 > 0:04:43because Earth is - and I quote -
0:04:43 > 0:04:47"like totally the coolest planet like ever, girlfriend, innit"?
0:04:47 > 0:04:48Yeah, innit!
0:04:48 > 0:04:51You've absolutely no Earth qualifications, whatsoever.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54However, on planet Zog, YOU were a model?
0:04:54 > 0:04:55Supermodel.
0:04:57 > 0:05:01And you claim to have had a number one hit song in the iZog Charts.
0:05:01 > 0:05:05# I'll take a ring from planet Neptune
0:05:05 > 0:05:08# And I'll put it on your finger. #
0:05:10 > 0:05:12And you're looking for a job that pays 1,000,000 a week where
0:05:12 > 0:05:16you only actually work between the hours of 11 and 11.05am?
0:05:16 > 0:05:18And 3 and 3.30pm?
0:05:18 > 0:05:20I can't miss my soaps.
0:05:20 > 0:05:23And, finally, you want complementary donkey rides?
0:05:23 > 0:05:27Yep, that about covers it. So, er...what you got for us, lady?
0:05:27 > 0:05:29We can be flexible on the hours!
0:05:29 > 0:05:32But the complementary donkey rides are a deal-breaker.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34Ha-ha. Well, that went well.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36Yes, but, surprisingly, she didn't give us a job.
0:05:36 > 0:05:39And no job equals no money, and no money equals no stuff.
0:05:39 > 0:05:44Yeah, and no stuff equals no... er, stuff.
0:05:44 > 0:05:47Hey, why are you humans dressed up like aliens?
0:05:47 > 0:05:50Because there's this really cool job going
0:05:50 > 0:05:56for two genuine aliens from outer space to do housekeeping
0:05:56 > 0:06:00but, er, they saw through our pathetic disguises.
0:06:00 > 0:06:05Er, yes, if only there were a pair of genuine aliens
0:06:05 > 0:06:09looking for a job, they'd be so lucky.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11Oh.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14Whoa! A complementary donkey ride is included.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
0:06:16 > 0:06:18Yeah, we should SO get a puppy.
0:06:18 > 0:06:23- No, that job - it's perfect for us! - Oh, yeah!
0:06:23 > 0:06:25BOTH: Zogplan!
0:06:34 > 0:06:36Thanks for the tip, silly men in bad...costumes.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41- Hey, does my bum look big in this? - Best behaviour, Zigmund.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44As long as the alien invaders are working for us,
0:06:44 > 0:06:46we can keep an eye on them.
0:06:46 > 0:06:49So, they won't make their way up the job ladder,
0:06:49 > 0:06:53become President of the World and then take over the planet.
0:06:53 > 0:06:57- Got it.- And, not only that, I get the enemy to clean my house.
0:06:57 > 0:06:58HE CACKLES
0:06:58 > 0:07:00It's the perfect plan, sir.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02Ah, hello, Martian menaces.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04You must be here to take over the world.
0:07:04 > 0:07:08Erm...I mean...you must be here for the housekeeping job.
0:07:08 > 0:07:14I'm Mr Mister and, er, this is Mr Sister.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16Ooh, tres moderne.
0:07:16 > 0:07:20Well, come in and we'll get you started.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23I'm Zag and this is my brother Zig and we're here for the job money.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26- Cash upfront.- Hmmph.- Kerching!
0:07:26 > 0:07:29Wow, this is just like a house you'd see on TV.
0:07:29 > 0:07:31Yeah, it's so nice and clean.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33Well, except for the foul-smelling footprints
0:07:33 > 0:07:36across this very posh rug. Ew!
0:07:36 > 0:07:40- HE GASPS - My precious rug!- Oops.
0:07:40 > 0:07:44- Cleaning, that's going to cost you. - Hmmph.- Kerching!
0:07:44 > 0:07:46Don't worry, I'll sort it.
0:07:46 > 0:07:51Remember, sir, as long as they're working for us, the Earth is safe.
0:07:51 > 0:07:55Weird. The vacuum cleaner was in the garden shed.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58Argh! That's not the vacuum cleaner,
0:07:58 > 0:08:00that's the leaf blower!
0:08:01 > 0:08:04- Wooah!- Woo!
0:08:11 > 0:08:16- Ha! This chandelier isn't going to fix itself. That'll be extra.- Argh!
0:08:16 > 0:08:17Kerching!
0:08:22 > 0:08:24- Argh!- Kerching!
0:08:28 > 0:08:31AGENT A GENT SIGHS Kerching!
0:08:31 > 0:08:34That's not the washing machine!
0:08:34 > 0:08:35Grr...
0:08:36 > 0:08:39Oh, Honey, we need a plan B.
0:08:39 > 0:08:42Well, I do have an idea, sir,
0:08:42 > 0:08:45but I'm not sure you're going to like it.
0:08:45 > 0:08:48And how, exactly, is this going to work?
0:08:48 > 0:08:51Well, this way, at least they can't break anything else
0:08:51 > 0:08:53and we still get to keep an eye on them.
0:08:57 > 0:09:01Here's your triple chocolate, banana and bacon smoothie.
0:09:01 > 0:09:06- And your vanilla, chocolate and fish finger...- Oh, thanks, boss.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09Now, I don't mean to be an annoying ninny,
0:09:09 > 0:09:12but I did say triple chocolate and this is clearly double,
0:09:12 > 0:09:14but don't worry, I'll fix it myself.
0:09:14 > 0:09:18No, no, no! Your new job is to just sit there and do nothing -
0:09:18 > 0:09:22nothing at all - where you can't do any more damage.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24And we still get paid?
0:09:24 > 0:09:27- Yes.- Kerching!
0:09:27 > 0:09:29Oi! Check this out.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31Woohoo! Wayhay!
0:09:37 > 0:09:41- Aw, 8.5?- Perfect closed pike but a little heavy on the entry.
0:09:41 > 0:09:42OUT!
0:09:43 > 0:09:46But, sir, what about our plan to keep an eye on the aliens?
0:09:46 > 0:09:49I don't care if they take over the whole universe -
0:09:49 > 0:09:54it's them taking over my house I can't stand for a moment longer!
0:09:54 > 0:09:57I'll have that back. Hmmph!
0:09:57 > 0:10:00ZIG AND ZAG: Aaaaaaaaaah!
0:10:00 > 0:10:01Hey!
0:10:01 > 0:10:04- Does that mean we don't have a job any more?- Och.
0:10:05 > 0:10:08I think that's what earthlings call "being fired".
0:10:08 > 0:10:11And no money equals no...
0:10:11 > 0:10:13Stuff.
0:10:14 > 0:10:15But not to worry, Ziggy boy,
0:10:15 > 0:10:19- we've still got something that money can't buy.- Each other?
0:10:19 > 0:10:22No, a complementary donkey ride.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Yeeeah!
0:10:24 > 0:10:27Yee-ha!
0:10:27 > 0:10:30Ha-ha-ha! I've a wonky donkey.
0:10:30 > 0:10:33- PARP - Ooh! And it's got a puncture.
0:10:33 > 0:10:36THEY CHUCKLE
0:10:40 > 0:10:41# Five, four, three, two...
0:10:41 > 0:10:45# Hey! Hey! Hey!
0:10:45 > 0:10:48# Hey! Hey! Hey!
0:10:48 > 0:10:51# Hey! Hey! Hey!
0:10:51 > 0:10:53# Five, four, three, two,
0:10:53 > 0:10:55# That was Zig and Zag! #