0:00:02 > 0:00:05# Five, four, three, two Five, four, three, two, one...
0:00:05 > 0:00:08# Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
0:00:08 > 0:00:10# Well, come along for the ride
0:00:10 > 0:00:12# You and me and Zig and Zag
0:00:12 > 0:00:14# When our weird worlds collide
0:00:14 > 0:00:16# It may seem a little mad
0:00:16 > 0:00:19# But you can't close your eyes or you'll miss it
0:00:19 > 0:00:23# Hold on tight no-one's drive, drive, driving
0:00:23 > 0:00:27# It's time to get on with it, not too late
0:00:27 > 0:00:30# Start counting, are your engines on? We can't wait
0:00:30 > 0:00:33# Count down it's Zig and Zag time
0:00:33 > 0:00:35# Five, four, three, two,
0:00:35 > 0:00:38# Time for Zig and Zag! #
0:00:42 > 0:00:46Mmm. Nothing like frozen peas to cool a fellow down.
0:00:46 > 0:00:48Yumsters!
0:00:48 > 0:00:50I prefer the more sophisticated flavour of this
0:00:50 > 0:00:52cheese and tomato lollipop.
0:00:52 > 0:00:56- Ugh. Gnnnnnnn. - CAR HORN HONKS
0:00:56 > 0:00:57Uuuuuurgh!
0:00:57 > 0:01:01- Hello, boys. - Ow! Ugh.
0:01:01 > 0:01:05Look! Mr Jones is mutating into an alien!
0:01:05 > 0:01:07Well, there goes the neighbourhood.
0:01:07 > 0:01:12Eh? These? I got them at Zoomworld, the theme park outside town.
0:01:12 > 0:01:18Oh, you should go. It's such fun. I've never seen the kids so excited.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20- Look! - Huh?- Huh?
0:01:20 > 0:01:23Either that photo's upside down or I am.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26Zig, help me flip Mrs Jones over.
0:01:26 > 0:01:30Oh, it's Brie and Stilton that are upside down. They're riding
0:01:30 > 0:01:36the Zoomadoom - the scariest roller-coaster in the world.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38Oh! This is the best photo ever!
0:01:38 > 0:01:41Upside down and super-fast all at the same time.
0:01:41 > 0:01:45We need a photo of us like this in our lives, Zigmondo!
0:01:45 > 0:01:47How do we get one? How? How?
0:01:47 > 0:01:49How?!
0:01:49 > 0:01:51Go to... Zoomworld?
0:01:51 > 0:01:52Challenge accepted, Mr Jones.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54Come on, Zig. I feel the need...
0:01:54 > 0:01:56The need for speed!
0:01:56 > 0:01:57Yeah!
0:01:59 > 0:02:02Too fast. Too fast!
0:02:02 > 0:02:05Look, Zig. If we're going to ride the world's scariest roller-coaster,
0:02:05 > 0:02:09we need to get used to supersonic speeds and gargantuan g-forces.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11You're right as ever, Zagnatiius.
0:02:11 > 0:02:15Let's go for the burn. Twice as fast!
0:02:15 > 0:02:22- Hahahaha!- Heeheeheee! CAR HORNS HONK
0:02:22 > 0:02:25- Hahaha.- Heehee...
0:02:25 > 0:02:29Here we are, Zag. The magic gates to adventure, excitement...
0:02:29 > 0:02:33And enormously long queues.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36And a child sticker for my cat, Mr President, please.
0:02:36 > 0:02:37Flippety flip-flops!
0:02:37 > 0:02:40We'll have grown beards by the time we've reached the end of that.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Leave it to me, Zig.
0:02:42 > 0:02:46I'll just use a bit of the old "Je m'appelle Zag" charmerino.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49CROWD CHATTERS EXCITEDLY
0:02:49 > 0:02:52Wow, Zag, when you turn on the charm, you turn it on good.
0:02:52 > 0:02:57Yes, yes. It is us. Pan au chocolat, ladies. One at a time.
0:02:57 > 0:03:01OK, let them through. Plenty more chances to see them inside.
0:03:01 > 0:03:04Great costumes by the way. Strange seeing you with clothes on.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07Well, it is a Wednesday. Heh heh.
0:03:07 > 0:03:10- WHAT is he talking about, Zag? - I dunno.
0:03:10 > 0:03:16- Ooh, haha.- Ooh, heehee.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18What do you say, Ziggy-dideroo? Straight to the...
0:03:18 > 0:03:21Zoomadoom!
0:03:21 > 0:03:24Mm. Well, maybe we should work our way up to it by going to
0:03:24 > 0:03:26something smaller first, like...
0:03:26 > 0:03:29..the gift shop? That looks pretty exciting.
0:03:29 > 0:03:33OK, bro. We've got the whole park to enjoy first. Let's go!
0:03:33 > 0:03:37CROWD CHATTERS EXCITEDLY
0:03:37 > 0:03:38Why do they keep doing that?
0:03:38 > 0:03:42Not a clue. I suggest we find a disguise and go incontinento.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53Hee hee hee.
0:03:53 > 0:03:54- Hahaha.- Oooh!
0:03:58 > 0:04:02Woooow! Hoo hoo hoo!
0:04:04 > 0:04:06Aarrrrr.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09Aaaaargh!
0:04:09 > 0:04:11Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
0:04:11 > 0:04:15Ooooh... Oh... Oh!
0:04:15 > 0:04:17Hoo hoo!
0:04:17 > 0:04:19What do you say, Zig? Feeling up to it?
0:04:19 > 0:04:22Let's rock and roller-coaster.
0:04:22 > 0:04:24That's m'boy.
0:04:26 > 0:04:27Hey, watch where you're roping.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30We're here to ride the Zoomadoom and get our fabby photo.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33Oh, sorry, we've had to close this ride down for repairs.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35Some old lady dropped her false teeth on the corkscrew.
0:04:35 > 0:04:39- Couldn't you have held them in? - And let go of Mr President?
0:04:39 > 0:04:41You heartless monster!
0:04:41 > 0:04:45Argh! So how long are you closed for? Five seconds? Ten? 15?
0:04:45 > 0:04:49- Could be days I'm afraid. - Days?! We can't wait days for our
0:04:49 > 0:04:52upside down, super-fast roller-coaster photo.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55I'm sorry, there's nothing I can do. We have to wait for the engineer
0:04:55 > 0:04:57to get here. Wherever those teeth have got to,
0:04:57 > 0:04:59they've jammed up the whole mechanism.
0:04:59 > 0:05:03But it's got to be fixed, Mr Coaster-Operator, sir.
0:05:03 > 0:05:04We have to get on that ride!
0:05:04 > 0:05:07I have an ingeniuous idea.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09Too fast!
0:05:10 > 0:05:13Too fast!
0:05:13 > 0:05:16Hey, guys. I love your enthusiasm, but it's nearly time to clock off.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19I think you'll find it's nearly time to blast off.
0:05:19 > 0:05:23Mm-hmm. One subparticle spanner complete with remote control.
0:05:23 > 0:05:27Hey, what do you call a subparticle spanner without a remote control?
0:05:27 > 0:05:29- BOTH:- Useless! Hahahaha!
0:05:33 > 0:05:35One blammer hammer.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37Whoa!
0:05:37 > 0:05:38Nice action.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40- What's that? - What kind of intergalactic
0:05:40 > 0:05:44adventurers would we be without a lighty-uppy screwdriver?
0:05:44 > 0:05:46True that, girlfriend.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49Now, let's go find Mrs Eyebrows' troublesome teeth.
0:05:49 > 0:05:52Time for some precision engineering!
0:05:54 > 0:05:56Uh-huh. Lefty Loosey. Righty tighty.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Who got the blammer hammer?
0:05:58 > 0:05:59I've got the blammer hammer!
0:05:59 > 0:06:02Blam! Blam! Blam!
0:06:06 > 0:06:07Found them!
0:06:07 > 0:06:09Hahaha. Good work, bro.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11Now we just need to put the coaster back together
0:06:11 > 0:06:13and, most importantly, get our photo.
0:06:15 > 0:06:16Hmm.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18Remember which bit went where, Zig?
0:06:18 > 0:06:20Yeah.
0:06:20 > 0:06:21- No. - Me neither.
0:06:21 > 0:06:22But how hard can it be?
0:06:26 > 0:06:28Whoa!
0:06:28 > 0:06:30Ha-ha!
0:06:31 > 0:06:33Hahahaha!
0:06:37 > 0:06:40I knew this would come in handy. Aaah.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44- Looking good. - Hmmmmmmmm
0:06:44 > 0:06:47There's always a few bits left over when you do DIY.
0:06:47 > 0:06:48Always.
0:06:48 > 0:06:51Oh, now we finally get to ride this thing!
0:06:51 > 0:06:54And get our scream on for that supercool photo!
0:06:54 > 0:06:56- BOTH:- Zog drop!
0:06:56 > 0:06:58THEY SING HAKA STYLE
0:07:06 > 0:07:08Uuuuugh...
0:07:08 > 0:07:09I can't reach the start button.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Allow me.
0:07:11 > 0:07:14- Who's got the blammer hammer? - You've got the blammer hammer!
0:07:14 > 0:07:16- Aaaaaaaaaah!- Oooooooaaaah!
0:07:19 > 0:07:21Closed means closed!
0:07:21 > 0:07:23Oh! Hot! Hot! Ooh!
0:07:23 > 0:07:25- Aaaaaaah!- Ooooooh!
0:07:25 > 0:07:29- Whooooo!- Whoooaah! Hahaha!
0:07:31 > 0:07:34Again! Again! Hahaha! Hahaha! Again!
0:07:34 > 0:07:38In a minute, Zig. First, let's check out the photo.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40Come on, come on, come on.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Oi! What do you think you're...?
0:07:42 > 0:07:43Oh. It's you two.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45We fixed the coaster. We're just waiting for the photo.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48Fixed it? But you're just the park mascots.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50What? We're not mascots.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52Hey, lady, we don't work here.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55What?! Come here you trespassers.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58Wait, wait. Uno momento, my good fellow.
0:07:58 > 0:08:00I know exactly how to sort all this out.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02- Huh? - Run!
0:08:07 > 0:08:09Where'd they go? They're around here somewhere.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11- Ah-choo!- Oi!
0:08:21 > 0:08:23Rrrrraarrrgh!
0:08:23 > 0:08:25Grrr.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28Oof! Grrrr.
0:08:28 > 0:08:29Grrrrrr!
0:08:29 > 0:08:32When I get a hold of you...
0:08:32 > 0:08:35Faster, Zag. I don't know how, but he's gaining on us!
0:08:35 > 0:08:38Then take over, Zig.
0:08:41 > 0:08:44- Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah! - Too fast! Too fast!
0:08:44 > 0:08:46Ooh hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
0:08:46 > 0:08:48I'll get you!
0:08:51 > 0:08:54That man was so rude. After WE fixed the roller-coaster.
0:08:54 > 0:08:57And then broke it. And then fixed it again.
0:08:57 > 0:09:00And we never even got to see our photo.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03Oh, never mind. Let's give Mrs Eyebrows her teeth back.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05I'm sure she'll say, "Shank you very mush."
0:09:06 > 0:09:09Yes, boys? Can I help you?
0:09:09 > 0:09:12You sure can, Mrs E. You can open wide.
0:09:12 > 0:09:18Ooh. That is better. So, boys, what's it like being wanted?
0:09:18 > 0:09:21- Wanted? Us? - Haven't you seen the paper today?
0:09:21 > 0:09:26- Cool! Hoo-hoo-hoo. We got our photo after all.- Indeederoonie.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29But why have they put "Wanted" and "Reward" underneath us?
0:09:29 > 0:09:33It seems somebody went and rearranged the Zoomadoom.
0:09:33 > 0:09:36They're very keen to have a word with you.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38Not another word, Mrs Eyebrows. Pas de petit pois.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41What are we going to do, Zag? I'm too lazy to go on the run.
0:09:41 > 0:09:44We're going to do what any good citizen would do, Zig.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46We're going to turn ourselves in.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49- BOTH:- We're really, really sorry.
0:09:49 > 0:09:52Sorry? What do you mean sorry?
0:09:52 > 0:09:54What do YOU mean, "What do you mean sorry?"
0:09:54 > 0:09:57And what do YOU mean "What do you mean what do you mean sorry?"
0:09:57 > 0:10:00We could be here a while. Go make a cup of tea or something.
0:10:00 > 0:10:03Hey, now listen, if anybody should be sorry, it's me.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Nobody told me you'd come to soup up the Zoomadoom.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07I don't remember any soup.
0:10:07 > 0:10:11You made the world's scariest roller-coaster more terrifying than ever.
0:10:11 > 0:10:12Now everyone wants to ride it.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18So when the paper said "Wanted" and "Reward"...
0:10:18 > 0:10:22We wanted to find you so we could give you a reward.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25- Hmm.- Put like that, I don't see how you could have made it any clearer.
0:10:25 > 0:10:28With our compliments, two lifetime passes to Zoomworld,
0:10:28 > 0:10:31complete with queue-jumping privileges.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34- BOTH:- Photo time!
0:10:40 > 0:10:42# Five, four, three, two...
0:10:42 > 0:10:46# Hey! Hey! Hey!
0:10:46 > 0:10:49# Hey! Hey! Hey!
0:10:49 > 0:10:53# Hey! Hey! Hey!
0:10:53 > 0:10:54# Five, four, three, two...
0:10:54 > 0:10:57# That was Zig and Zag. #