Meet the Robo-Parents

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03# Five, four, three, two

0:00:03 > 0:00:05# Five, four, three, two, one!

0:00:05 > 0:00:08# Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

0:00:08 > 0:00:10# Welcome along for the ride

0:00:10 > 0:00:12# You and me and Zig and Zag

0:00:12 > 0:00:14# When our weird worlds collide

0:00:14 > 0:00:16# It may seem a little mad

0:00:16 > 0:00:19# But you can't close your eyes or you'll miss it

0:00:19 > 0:00:23# Hold on tight no-one's dri-dri-driving

0:00:23 > 0:00:27# It's time to get on with it, not too late

0:00:27 > 0:00:30# Start counting, are your engines on? We can't wait

0:00:30 > 0:00:33# Count down It's Zig and Zag time

0:00:33 > 0:00:35# Five, four, three, two,

0:00:35 > 0:00:38# Time for Zig and Zag! #

0:00:41 > 0:00:44Urgh! Urgh! STOMACH RUMBLING

0:00:44 > 0:00:46Ooh! I've got thunder-tummy cos I'm hungry

0:00:46 > 0:00:49and it's already half-past my breakfast!

0:00:49 > 0:00:52We do indeed seem to be lacking in breakfast comestibles.

0:00:52 > 0:00:56Right, what have we got in the bank of Zog?

0:00:56 > 0:00:59Some change, a button and half a sucked cough sweet?

0:00:59 > 0:01:01Ooh, gimme, gimme, gimme!

0:01:01 > 0:01:02Mmm, mmm, mmm. Minty.

0:01:02 > 0:01:04Mmm, mmm, mmm. Hairy.

0:01:04 > 0:01:05It's yummy!

0:01:05 > 0:01:07What to do, bro of mine?

0:01:07 > 0:01:11Our tummies are empty and we've only got...27 pence.

0:01:11 > 0:01:14Hmm. We could scrape the dried-up food off the dirty plates

0:01:14 > 0:01:17and make stir-fry. Mm-yum!

0:01:17 > 0:01:20I like your thinking, but I've got a better idea.

0:01:20 > 0:01:21Let's hit the Mini Mart

0:01:21 > 0:01:24and see what delicious delights we can purchase for 27p.

0:01:26 > 0:01:32AGENT A GENT: Alien slime sighted proceeding in a sinister manner along Bird Street.

0:01:32 > 0:01:33- AGENT HONEY:- Sinister, sir?

0:01:33 > 0:01:36Let's get closer, Honey. We need to find out what they're up to.

0:01:39 > 0:01:41ZIG AND ZAG: Wow!

0:01:41 > 0:01:43I lovva da pizza!

0:01:43 > 0:01:46ZIG MAKES SLURPING NOISES

0:01:47 > 0:01:51It's doughy, it's roundy, it's tomatoey, it's cheesy, it's...yummy!

0:01:51 > 0:01:56- Oi!- Eh? Ciao, signore! Benvenuto and arrivederci Roma.

0:01:56 > 0:01:59How much pizza can we get for 27 pence.

0:01:59 > 0:02:02- COCKNEY/ITALIAN ACCENT: - Nothing, boys. We ain't open yet.

0:02:02 > 0:02:03BOTH: Awwww!

0:02:03 > 0:02:06But later, we're having an opening night special.

0:02:06 > 0:02:09All-you-can-eat family buffet. Kids eat free.

0:02:09 > 0:02:11BOTH: Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

0:02:11 > 0:02:15Mwah, mwah! Signore, you are an officer and an edelweiss.

0:02:15 > 0:02:17Er, you'll need at least one parent,

0:02:17 > 0:02:21carer or grown-up with you to take up the offer.

0:02:21 > 0:02:22But we don't have...

0:02:22 > 0:02:26Don't worry, Zigmund, I have an ingenious idea.

0:02:26 > 0:02:27BOTH: Ha-ha!

0:02:30 > 0:02:31Huh?

0:02:31 > 0:02:33CRASHING AND BANGING

0:02:40 > 0:02:45Huh? I knew it! The alien slime are creating an army of killer robots.

0:02:45 > 0:02:46Oh!

0:02:48 > 0:02:50BEEPING

0:02:50 > 0:02:51- Hello, Zag.- A-ha!

0:02:52 > 0:02:53Hello, Zig.

0:02:53 > 0:02:56- BOTH:- We are your robo-parents.

0:02:56 > 0:02:58This is a great moment, Zigmund.

0:02:58 > 0:03:01Our very own Earth parents, and you know what that means.

0:03:01 > 0:03:02Er...

0:03:02 > 0:03:04BOTH: Free pizza! Zog Drop!

0:03:15 > 0:03:17Family photo, family photo!

0:03:17 > 0:03:19BOTH: Cheese!

0:03:19 > 0:03:20- Huh?- Er...

0:03:20 > 0:03:23You wish for cheese. I am Robo-Mummy.

0:03:23 > 0:03:27It is my role to provide cheese.

0:03:27 > 0:03:28We haven't got any.

0:03:29 > 0:03:31- Cheese. - CAT MEOWS

0:03:31 > 0:03:33Ha-ha, just as well we programmed them

0:03:33 > 0:03:34to learn from their environment, Zig.

0:03:34 > 0:03:38Oh, yeah. Robo-Mummy, that is not cheese,

0:03:38 > 0:03:39that is a cat.

0:03:41 > 0:03:44Oh, that is not cheese. That is a cat.

0:03:44 > 0:03:46I am Robo-Daddy.

0:03:46 > 0:03:48What is my role?

0:03:48 > 0:03:50I don't know. Put up some shelves or something.

0:03:50 > 0:03:52Ha-ha-ha.

0:03:53 > 0:03:56We need backup and we need it fast, Honey.

0:03:56 > 0:03:57We've got to get hold of PANTS!

0:03:57 > 0:04:00Prevention of Alien Network Takeover Squad.

0:04:00 > 0:04:02This is Agent Honey calling from Burbia.

0:04:02 > 0:04:04RADIO STATIC

0:04:04 > 0:04:06We need boots on the ground, planes in the sky,

0:04:06 > 0:04:08choppers and lots of tanks!

0:04:08 > 0:04:11But didn't the general warn us about unnecessary expenses, sir?

0:04:11 > 0:04:14- Lots of tanks!- Oooh!

0:04:14 > 0:04:16DOORBELL RINGS

0:04:16 > 0:04:18Oh, hi, Mr Jones. What's the haps?

0:04:18 > 0:04:21I was just wondering if I could have my could have my...

0:04:21 > 0:04:23- DRILL WHIRS - Ooh! ..drill back?

0:04:24 > 0:04:29Ah, Mr Jones. So nice of you to call. May I introduce our parents?

0:04:29 > 0:04:31Your parents?

0:04:31 > 0:04:33- Yes-ah-de-doo-dah, that's what he said.- Hello.

0:04:33 > 0:04:34Hello.

0:04:34 > 0:04:37ROBO-MUMMY: Hello. Are you cheese?

0:04:37 > 0:04:40Ah, this is not cheese. This is our neighbour.

0:04:40 > 0:04:42Greetings, neighbour.

0:04:42 > 0:04:44Ooh, ow, ooh!

0:04:44 > 0:04:46Impressive handshake.

0:04:46 > 0:04:47I see you're putting up some shelves.

0:04:47 > 0:04:49That is my role.

0:04:49 > 0:04:52Phew, tell me about it. Just come to borrow my drill back.

0:04:52 > 0:04:55Hey, what say you good people pop over to meet the family?

0:04:58 > 0:05:00ROBOTIC NOISES Oh, yes? Oh?

0:05:03 > 0:05:05Fetch Zig and Zag's mummy a coaster for her cup.

0:05:07 > 0:05:09Good boy.

0:05:09 > 0:05:10Good boy?

0:05:10 > 0:05:12Good boy.

0:05:12 > 0:05:14Stilton, have you done your recorder practice?

0:05:16 > 0:05:18I'm not going to tell you twice.

0:05:20 > 0:05:23And, Brie, have you tidied your bedroom?

0:05:24 > 0:05:27We don't want to send you to the naughty step, do we?

0:05:27 > 0:05:29- Naughty...- step.

0:05:29 > 0:05:31BOTH ROBOTS: Further information required.

0:05:33 > 0:05:36You can't send me to the naughty step!

0:05:36 > 0:05:38I created you. Ah!

0:05:39 > 0:05:43No fairzeez! Now I can't turn you off!

0:05:43 > 0:05:45I'm not going to inform you twice.

0:05:45 > 0:05:48Advance to the naughty step.

0:05:48 > 0:05:51Aww! Flippety flip-flops!

0:05:51 > 0:05:53Hmph! But I don't want to practise the recorder!

0:05:53 > 0:05:55Then proceed to tidy your room.

0:05:58 > 0:06:02- What's happened to them?- They're learning from their environment.

0:06:02 > 0:06:04- MRS JONES:- Cooo-eeee!

0:06:04 > 0:06:06Sorry to be a bother, but Mr Jones and I were wondering

0:06:06 > 0:06:09if you would like to join our neighbourhood watch scheme?

0:06:09 > 0:06:11- Neighbourhood...- Watch?

0:06:11 > 0:06:13We keep an eye on things.

0:06:13 > 0:06:16You know, to make sure everyone's behaving themselves.

0:06:16 > 0:06:17Oh.

0:06:17 > 0:06:19ROBOTIC LAUGHTER

0:06:19 > 0:06:20ZIG AND ZAG: Uh-oh!

0:06:22 > 0:06:23MRS EYEBROWS: Oh!

0:06:26 > 0:06:27ROBOMUMMY: No littering.

0:06:27 > 0:06:30Naughty, naughty.

0:06:30 > 0:06:32HUFFING AND PUFFING

0:06:32 > 0:06:34Keep off the grass.

0:06:36 > 0:06:39- Clean that muck off your face. - What the...hey!

0:06:42 > 0:06:44Zig, do you know this is a nightmare?

0:06:44 > 0:06:45No, but if you hum it I'll play along.

0:06:45 > 0:06:47No, our robo-parents!

0:06:47 > 0:06:49They're on an over-parenting rampage.

0:06:49 > 0:06:53- I told you to tidy your room.- What?!

0:06:53 > 0:06:54The ceiling has not been vacuumed.

0:06:54 > 0:06:56Aw, come on!

0:06:56 > 0:06:59SINGING AND BANGING FROM OUTSIDE

0:06:59 > 0:07:01ROBO-MUMMY BANGS WINDOW PIZZA MAN SINGING

0:07:04 > 0:07:07No! She's going after the pizza man!

0:07:07 > 0:07:11- Nobody messes with the pizza man. - TRILLS ON RECORDER

0:07:12 > 0:07:15- What's the matter with you, eh? - This is a neighbourhood what area.

0:07:15 > 0:07:17It is our role to watch the neighbourhood.

0:07:17 > 0:07:19Hey! Put the pizza man down, Robo-Mummy!

0:07:19 > 0:07:22It is our role to watch the neighbourhood.

0:07:22 > 0:07:26Now, I'm impressed with your enthusiasm, neighbour, but maybe...

0:07:26 > 0:07:28- ROBODADDY: Go to your room. - Ooh!- At once

0:07:28 > 0:07:31- MRS JONES:- Don't you talk to my husband like that!

0:07:31 > 0:07:32ROBODADDY: You are grounded.

0:07:32 > 0:07:34- MRS JONES:- Excuse me?!

0:07:34 > 0:07:37That's it. No pizza for anyone tonight.

0:07:37 > 0:07:39ZIG AND ZAG: Whaaaat?!

0:07:39 > 0:07:40PIZZA MAN: You can't do that!

0:07:40 > 0:07:43Watch me. Daddy, bring on

0:07:43 > 0:07:44the naughty cage.

0:07:44 > 0:07:46Naughty cage! Run!

0:07:59 > 0:08:01Stay. No moving.

0:08:03 > 0:08:04We can't wait for backup.

0:08:04 > 0:08:06We're going to have to take them out ourselves.

0:08:06 > 0:08:09The future of the planet depends on us.

0:08:14 > 0:08:16AGENT A GENT: Uh?

0:08:16 > 0:08:17BOTH AGENTS: Argh!

0:08:17 > 0:08:19Well, well. What have we here?

0:08:19 > 0:08:21Sunglasses must not be worn indoors.

0:08:21 > 0:08:23To the naughty cage.

0:08:25 > 0:08:28Oh! Ah! Help us, o mighty Marshmallow of Destiny.

0:08:28 > 0:08:31The robo-parents are controlling the whole street.

0:08:34 > 0:08:37And the more you fight them,

0:08:37 > 0:08:39the more powerful they become.

0:08:39 > 0:08:42Embrace your good side.

0:08:44 > 0:08:47Huh? Embrace your good side?

0:08:47 > 0:08:49That's it, Zigmund! If we do exactly what they say,

0:08:49 > 0:08:52it'll totally confuse their parenting circuits.

0:08:52 > 0:08:54So, all we have to do is...

0:08:54 > 0:08:56Act like the best children ever!

0:08:58 > 0:08:59RECORDER TRILLS

0:09:00 > 0:09:01ZIG LAUGHS

0:09:01 > 0:09:03Well done.

0:09:03 > 0:09:06Would you care for another cushion, Mummy dearest?

0:09:06 > 0:09:08A cup of tea perchance, pater?

0:09:08 > 0:09:11Foot rub? Chocolates? Oil change?

0:09:11 > 0:09:15Z-z-z-z...because...I... z-z-zay z-so...

0:09:15 > 0:09:17ZIG AND ZAG: Yes, Mummy, whatever you say.

0:09:17 > 0:09:19Go to your...

0:09:19 > 0:09:20room.

0:09:20 > 0:09:22Yes, Daddy, whatever you say.

0:09:22 > 0:09:24And that is...cheese...

0:09:24 > 0:09:27naughty... people...incarcerate...

0:09:27 > 0:09:29Not working...shut...

0:09:29 > 0:09:31..down

0:09:31 > 0:09:33The baddest, best-behaved boys in Burbia.

0:09:33 > 0:09:35Result dot com.

0:09:35 > 0:09:36Hee-hee-hee!

0:09:38 > 0:09:40Rescue has arrived!

0:09:40 > 0:09:43Our parents have, shall we say, powered down.

0:09:43 > 0:09:45LAUGHTER AND CHEERING

0:09:45 > 0:09:47Sounds like they've abandoned the mission.

0:09:47 > 0:09:49Excellent news, sir.

0:09:49 > 0:09:52Fly, my pretty ones, fly!

0:09:53 > 0:09:56Thanks, boys. All right, everyone, who's 'ungry?

0:09:56 > 0:09:59I think we all deserve some pizza after that ordeal -

0:09:59 > 0:10:01and it's on me.

0:10:01 > 0:10:02Is it just for...

0:10:04 > 0:10:06..families?

0:10:06 > 0:10:09Nah! Pizza for everyone!

0:10:09 > 0:10:10THEY CHEER

0:10:11 > 0:10:12Ah. Free pizza, sir?

0:10:12 > 0:10:14Hmm, in a moment, Honey.

0:10:14 > 0:10:17I have a feeling there's something we've forgotten.

0:10:17 > 0:10:19SIRENS, HELICOPTERS, RUMBLING NOISE

0:10:19 > 0:10:20Lots of, er, tanks?

0:10:20 > 0:10:22Ahh, yes!

0:10:23 > 0:10:26Another free pizza, please. Extra banana!

0:10:26 > 0:10:28As much as you like, boys,

0:10:28 > 0:10:31and thanks for recommending the new staff members.

0:10:31 > 0:10:33Aha, don't you mean

0:10:33 > 0:10:35'reprogramming' the new staff members?

0:10:35 > 0:10:37- More cheese. - MEOW

0:10:37 > 0:10:40LAUGHTER

0:10:40 > 0:10:42# Five, four, three, two

0:10:42 > 0:10:44# Hey! Hey! Hey!

0:10:46 > 0:10:48# Hey! Hey! Hey!

0:10:49 > 0:10:52# Hey! Hey! Hey!

0:10:53 > 0:10:54# Five, four, three, two

0:10:54 > 0:10:57# That was Zig and Zag! #