0:00:02 > 0:00:05# Five, four, three, two Five, four, three, two, one...
0:00:05 > 0:00:08# Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
0:00:08 > 0:00:10# Well, come along for the ride
0:00:10 > 0:00:13# You and me and Zig and Zag
0:00:13 > 0:00:15# When our weird worlds collide
0:00:15 > 0:00:16# It must seem a little mad
0:00:16 > 0:00:20# But you can't close your eyes or you'll miss it
0:00:20 > 0:00:24# Hold on tight cos no-one's drive, drive, driving
0:00:24 > 0:00:26# It's time to get on with it, not too late
0:00:26 > 0:00:30# Start counting Are your engines on? We can't wait
0:00:30 > 0:00:33# Count down, it's Zig and Zag time
0:00:33 > 0:00:36# Five, four, three, two
0:00:36 > 0:00:39# Time for Zig and Zag! #
0:00:44 > 0:00:46Ah, another glorious day on Earth, Zigmund.
0:00:46 > 0:00:48Hello, neighbourinos!
0:00:51 > 0:00:53What the zog? Where is everybody?
0:00:53 > 0:00:55And what's with all the purple flags?
0:00:55 > 0:00:57I think it's pretty obvious,
0:00:57 > 0:01:00the dreaded purple planet pirates have invaded Earth
0:01:00 > 0:01:02and taken all the humans with them!
0:01:02 > 0:01:05Oh, not the purple planet pirates.
0:01:05 > 0:01:08Just when we were getting to know everybody.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10All our friends, gone forever.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13And now we're all alone, on planet Earth.
0:01:14 > 0:01:17All alone on planet Earth? Does that mean what I think it means?
0:01:17 > 0:01:21If you think it means we can walk around in our underpants,
0:01:21 > 0:01:24and nobody will see us, then, yes, it does!
0:01:24 > 0:01:26BOTH: Whoop!
0:01:27 > 0:01:30CHEERING AND LAUGHTER
0:01:30 > 0:01:33I smell trouble, and it's coming from the Jones's house.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35THEY CHEER
0:01:39 > 0:01:41- Hy-ahh!- Hy-ahh!
0:01:41 > 0:01:46- Huh? Ah.- So, er, what are we watching?
0:01:46 > 0:01:47What do you mean, weird?
0:01:47 > 0:01:50I mean not bursting into the Jones's living room in your underpants.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53Hey, you were the ones dancing around in purple costumes.
0:01:53 > 0:01:57It's Burbia United's team colours. It's called being a football fan.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59- So, you're all football fans?- Yeah.
0:01:59 > 0:02:03For the greatest team in the world, Burbia United.
0:02:03 > 0:02:07- CHANTING:- United! United! United! United!
0:02:07 > 0:02:09ZIG AND ZAG JOIN IN: United! United!
0:02:11 > 0:02:13CHEERS INSIDE THE HOUSE
0:02:13 > 0:02:15Hmmm, so if football fans wear purple...
0:02:15 > 0:02:18Zag, what's going on in your noggin?
0:02:18 > 0:02:21This is it. I now know what I was born to do here on Earth.
0:02:21 > 0:02:26- Door-to-door soft cheese salesman? - No! Burbia United needs me.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29I'm going to be their number one fan.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31And so am I.
0:02:31 > 0:02:32BOTH: Zog drop!
0:02:32 > 0:02:33UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS
0:02:36 > 0:02:41# Aahh! Hey! #
0:02:41 > 0:02:45BOTH: United! United! United!
0:02:46 > 0:02:49United! United! United!
0:02:49 > 0:02:51- Ah, hi, boys.- Hey, Mr J. What brings you here?
0:02:51 > 0:02:54This is where I live. You're standing at my gate.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56I didn't know you were United fans.
0:02:56 > 0:03:00Who? Us? Are you kidding? We are Burbia United's number one fans.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03They are our favourite feet-ball team ever.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06- Don't you mean football? - Sure, yeah, whatever.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08- So you'll be there tomorrow? - Why? What's tomorrow?
0:03:08 > 0:03:12What's tomorrow? It's only the cup final!
0:03:12 > 0:03:15Burbia United haven't been in the final for 40 years.
0:03:15 > 0:03:19Eh? Of course we'll be there, we're their number one fans.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22I think my dad would have something to say about that, he always
0:03:22 > 0:03:25said he was Burbia United's number one fan.
0:03:25 > 0:03:29Last time United made it to the final he painted his house purple.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32R-eally?
0:03:34 > 0:03:35HE YAWNS
0:03:39 > 0:03:41HE SCREAMS
0:03:46 > 0:03:48Oh, no!
0:03:48 > 0:03:51ZIG AND ZAG: United! United! United! United!
0:03:51 > 0:03:53Whoo-hoo! Hey, Mr Jones.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55Now who's United's biggest fan?
0:03:56 > 0:03:57HE SIGHS
0:04:00 > 0:04:05ALL: United! United! United! United!
0:04:08 > 0:04:11Mrs Eyebrows, would you like me to paint you purple for the final?
0:04:11 > 0:04:15No, thank you, Zig. I'm more of a lawn bowling lady.
0:04:15 > 0:04:18We're having our championship game tomorrow.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23Mr President, out of the way! Shoo! Get out!
0:04:23 > 0:04:26- Cool!- All right, everyone, let's go.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28ALL: United! United! United!
0:04:28 > 0:04:31- ZAG: Laters, Mrs Eyebrows. - See you, Mrs E. Later, Mr President.
0:04:31 > 0:04:34ALL: United! United! United!
0:04:34 > 0:04:36Come on, United!
0:04:37 > 0:04:39Everybody ready?
0:04:39 > 0:04:42Oh, oh, just a mo.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44I hope you two know what you're doing.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47Absolutely, we've been up all night watching matches.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49We've got it all figured out.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51- Let's do this!- United! United!
0:04:53 > 0:04:55Pardon me. Step aside.
0:04:55 > 0:05:00- Number one fans coming through. - Hurry up, the match has started.
0:05:00 > 0:05:04Calm down, Mr J, good things come to those who wait.
0:05:04 > 0:05:05WHISTLE BLOWS
0:05:05 > 0:05:07- STADIUM ANNOUNCER:- Goal for City!
0:05:09 > 0:05:10Oops!
0:05:11 > 0:05:14ZIG SLURPS
0:05:14 > 0:05:17Ha! Call that a flag?
0:05:17 > 0:05:18Aha!
0:05:18 > 0:05:20- I can't see! - CROWD CHEERS
0:05:20 > 0:05:22'Goal for United!'
0:05:22 > 0:05:24Wow, what a goal!
0:05:24 > 0:05:26I can't believe you guys missed that(!)
0:05:26 > 0:05:28ZIG SLURPS
0:05:32 > 0:05:34These two are ruining the match.
0:05:34 > 0:05:38At least we're not losing. We're only one goal away from the cup.
0:05:38 > 0:05:41Nellie's right, come on, everybody.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44ALL: United! United! United! United! United! United!
0:05:44 > 0:05:46Burbia! Burbia! Burbia!
0:05:47 > 0:05:49ALL: Burbia! Burbia!
0:05:49 > 0:05:50I have to go to the loo!
0:05:50 > 0:05:54- What? - I said I have to go to the loo!
0:05:54 > 0:05:57ALL: To the loo! To the loo! To the...
0:06:13 > 0:06:15Oh, yeah!
0:06:15 > 0:06:19Could you not do that in my ear? It's very loud.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22Whatever you say, Mr J.
0:06:32 > 0:06:33Ah!
0:06:33 > 0:06:35BLOWS HORN
0:06:35 > 0:06:36Putting it away, Mr J!
0:06:44 > 0:06:46What is wrong with you?
0:06:46 > 0:06:47Sorry, what?
0:06:47 > 0:06:49It's too loud.
0:06:49 > 0:06:53I can't hear a word you're saying, this drum is too loud.
0:06:53 > 0:06:54WHISTLE BLOWS
0:06:56 > 0:06:58Oh, the queue for the loo is so long.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01Get a move on!
0:07:01 > 0:07:03I don't want to miss any of the game.
0:07:03 > 0:07:07Me and my bro are United's number one fans.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12Is that Zig on the pitch?
0:07:13 > 0:07:17He's joined the team. Now, that's a true fan.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19Go, Zig!
0:07:19 > 0:07:20Yoo-hoo! Coo-ee!
0:07:22 > 0:07:23Huh?
0:07:25 > 0:07:27OK. Who threw this?
0:07:27 > 0:07:30- WHISTLE BLOWS - Oh! Ref, come on. Seriously?
0:07:30 > 0:07:33Oh, I don't believe this.
0:07:33 > 0:07:37United are being penalised for that handball. It's a penalty for City.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41Oh, there's only 30 seconds to go. If City score...
0:07:41 > 0:07:43It will be all over!
0:07:56 > 0:07:59Put the drum down!
0:07:59 > 0:08:01Whatever you say, Mr J!
0:08:19 > 0:08:21- STADIUM ANNOUNCER:- 'Gooooooal!'
0:08:21 > 0:08:23HUBBUB
0:08:28 > 0:08:30It's over?
0:08:30 > 0:08:34But I didn't even get to use my confetti cannon.
0:08:34 > 0:08:35Ah, well,
0:08:35 > 0:08:38you know what they say about sport. It's not the winning
0:08:38 > 0:08:40that matters, it's the taking part, right?
0:08:40 > 0:08:41ALL: Wrong!
0:08:44 > 0:08:47Sorry I was so long. Took for ever to find the loo.
0:08:47 > 0:08:49Then I got myself another giant slurp.
0:08:52 > 0:08:56- Oh, I think I have to go to the loo again.- Let's get out of here!
0:08:56 > 0:09:00But first, time for some celebration confetti!
0:09:02 > 0:09:03COUGHING AND SPLUTTERING
0:09:12 > 0:09:13Hi, Von Pumpinirons.
0:09:16 > 0:09:17What do you say, Mr J?
0:09:20 > 0:09:24Oh, everybody still seems super mad at us about the football game.
0:09:24 > 0:09:28What do you expect? Thanks to you two, Burbia lost the cup.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30- There's always next season.- Oh, no.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33Your days as Burbia United fans are over.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35Find something else to support if you have to,
0:09:35 > 0:09:37just stay away from football.
0:09:40 > 0:09:41- Oh, off you go.- Hmm.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45I have an ingenious idea.
0:09:47 > 0:09:51- Oh!- How unfortunate.
0:09:51 > 0:09:55It would seem the pressure has got to you, Mrs Eyebrows.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58Now, allow me to show you how it's done.
0:09:58 > 0:10:02Looks like it's all over, Mr President.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04- HORN BLOWS - Oh, I say!
0:10:04 > 0:10:07ZIG AND ZAG: You bow, we all bow to Mrs Eyebrows.
0:10:08 > 0:10:11We're your number one fans, Mrs Eyebrows. Go, girlfriend!
0:10:11 > 0:10:12Oh, I say.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14That's absolutely preposterous.
0:10:17 > 0:10:21- Yes! In your face, Derek!- Oh, I say.
0:10:21 > 0:10:25And I owe it all to my fans! Yee-hah!
0:10:30 > 0:10:31WHOOPS AND CHEERS
0:10:31 > 0:10:37CHANTING: I bow, you bow, we all bow, to Mrs Eyebrows. Whoo-hoo!
0:10:40 > 0:10:41# Five, four, three, two, one...
0:10:52 > 0:10:54# Five, four, three, two
0:10:54 > 0:10:56# Time for Zig and Zag. #