It Came from Zog

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05# Five, four, three, two Five, four, three, two, one...

0:00:05 > 0:00:08# Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

0:00:08 > 0:00:10# Well, come along for the ride

0:00:10 > 0:00:12# You and me and Zig and Zag

0:00:12 > 0:00:14# When our weird worlds collide

0:00:14 > 0:00:16# It may seem a little mad

0:00:16 > 0:00:19# But you can't close your eyes or you'll miss it

0:00:19 > 0:00:23# Hold on tight cos no-one's drive, drive, driving

0:00:23 > 0:00:27# It's time to get on with it Not too late

0:00:27 > 0:00:30# Start counting Are your engines on? We can't wait

0:00:30 > 0:00:33# Count down, it's Zig and Zag time

0:00:33 > 0:00:35# Five, four, three, two

0:00:35 > 0:00:38# Time for Zig and Zag! #

0:00:45 > 0:00:48- RADIO CRACKLES - Venus! Get a load of us.

0:00:48 > 0:00:52What? 162 million miles from Earth and no welcome party?

0:00:52 > 0:00:55Ain't nothing here but dust and gas.

0:00:57 > 0:00:58CREATURE ROARS

0:00:58 > 0:01:00SCREAMING

0:01:01 > 0:01:02Oh, boring.

0:01:02 > 0:01:04Wake me up when it's over.

0:01:04 > 0:01:06- ZAG SNORES - 'When they invited us for dinner,

0:01:06 > 0:01:09'I didn't know we were the main course.'

0:01:09 > 0:01:12Wait a minute! I think we're out of popcorn.

0:01:12 > 0:01:14ALL SCREAM

0:01:14 > 0:01:17- Oh, boring. - Oh, hi, Ziggy-pop-love-angel.

0:01:17 > 0:01:20- Hi, Nellie. - Ah, good evening, Miss Nellington.

0:01:20 > 0:01:23I trust this season finds you in clement.

0:01:23 > 0:01:24Uh, hi, what's-his-name.

0:01:24 > 0:01:27- Hey, wasn't Martians From Venus great?- Yeah...

0:01:27 > 0:01:30It's awful! Every time we've seen it,

0:01:30 > 0:01:33we spot something else that is completely wrong.

0:01:33 > 0:01:38- For instance, Venus is- 161- million miles from Earth, not- 162.

0:01:38 > 0:01:41And Venusian monsters have six buttocks, not four.

0:01:41 > 0:01:45Oh, I mean it really is, as you say on Earth, pants.

0:01:45 > 0:01:48Now, if you'll excuse us, we're going back in to see it

0:01:48 > 0:01:50for the 115th time.

0:01:50 > 0:01:54If it's so terrible then why do you keep going back to see it?

0:01:54 > 0:01:56Because they're giving away free popcorn

0:01:56 > 0:01:57- with every ticket. - Yeah!

0:01:59 > 0:02:02But you do know that you can BUY popcorn, right?

0:02:02 > 0:02:03Then it wouldn't be free.

0:02:03 > 0:02:06But you have to buy a ticket to get the popcorn.

0:02:06 > 0:02:09Yes, but the popcorn is FREE.

0:02:09 > 0:02:12Look, why don't you at least go to a movie that you like?

0:02:12 > 0:02:15Unfortunately, there isn't one, Nellie.

0:02:15 > 0:02:18Oh! We could try Girls Who Love Shoes 5 again.

0:02:18 > 0:02:19Or...maybe not.

0:02:19 > 0:02:21ZAG SIGHS

0:02:21 > 0:02:23Thank you, thank you.

0:02:23 > 0:02:24A-ha!

0:02:24 > 0:02:26See? It's free!

0:02:30 > 0:02:32Something Nellie said has got me thinking,

0:02:32 > 0:02:35and right now, I'm having an ingenious idea.

0:02:35 > 0:02:37Oh! We should build a boat from egg boxes

0:02:37 > 0:02:39and set sail to discover America?

0:02:39 > 0:02:41Er, no, Zigmund.

0:02:41 > 0:02:45No more shall we sit through this rubbish for free popcorn!

0:02:45 > 0:02:46Sit down!

0:02:46 > 0:02:51Not if we make our own brilliant movie!

0:02:51 > 0:02:52BOTH: ZOGDROP!

0:02:52 > 0:02:56ENERGETIC MUSIC PLAYS

0:03:03 > 0:03:05Sir, shouldn't we go after them?

0:03:05 > 0:03:06Probably, Honey, but...

0:03:06 > 0:03:09What's that shadow behind the captain?

0:03:09 > 0:03:11THEY SCREAM

0:03:16 > 0:03:19- Two bowls of ice cream, coming up! - Wait,

0:03:19 > 0:03:21you nearly forgot the sausages.

0:03:22 > 0:03:26- So, what's our brilliant movie going to be about?- I'm not sure yet.

0:03:26 > 0:03:28What about a movie about ants?

0:03:28 > 0:03:29- No.- Bananas?

0:03:29 > 0:03:30- No.- Cats? - No.- Dentists?

0:03:30 > 0:03:33No - you're going the whole way through the alphabet, aren't you?

0:03:33 > 0:03:35Earwax? Fungus? Glockenspiels...?

0:03:35 > 0:03:38X-rays? Yaks? Z...

0:03:38 > 0:03:40What begins with Z?

0:03:40 > 0:03:41Eh, Zig and Zag?

0:03:41 > 0:03:43That's it!

0:03:43 > 0:03:44Earthlings love movies about aliens -

0:03:44 > 0:03:46we'll make a movie all about us.

0:03:46 > 0:03:47A proper movie about aliens,

0:03:47 > 0:03:50not like that Martians From Venus nonsense.

0:03:50 > 0:03:52And we shall call it...

0:03:52 > 0:03:55The Greatest Movie Ever Made About Aliens Called Zig And Zag,

0:03:55 > 0:03:57Who Are Coo-el And Stuff, And Things That They Do,

0:03:57 > 0:03:59And Jokes And Brilliant Stuff That They Do...

0:03:59 > 0:04:01And More Stuff, And Action...

0:04:02 > 0:04:04..And Explosions!

0:04:04 > 0:04:05I LOVE it!

0:04:05 > 0:04:07Oh, hi, guys, what are you up to?

0:04:07 > 0:04:09- MEGAPHONE: We're making a movie. - Oh!

0:04:09 > 0:04:12Sorry. Just getting into the movie-making magic.

0:04:12 > 0:04:15Could you place this flyer on your notice board?

0:04:15 > 0:04:18"Do you want to be in the greatest movie ever made,

0:04:18 > 0:04:20"filming today at Zogly Manor?"

0:04:20 > 0:04:21- Say that again. - What?

0:04:21 > 0:04:23Read for me, darling.

0:04:23 > 0:04:26Uh..."Do you want to be in the greatest movie ever made,

0:04:26 > 0:04:28"filming today at Zogly Manor?"

0:04:29 > 0:04:31- I hope you got that. - Got it.

0:04:31 > 0:04:34I believe we've found our leading lady.

0:04:34 > 0:04:36I didn't know you were an actress, Nellie.

0:04:36 > 0:04:37I'm not.

0:04:37 > 0:04:38You're right, you're not.

0:04:38 > 0:04:40You're a star!

0:04:40 > 0:04:41I...

0:04:41 > 0:04:45- Yeah, looking good from here. - Ha-ha, yeah, yeah.

0:04:45 > 0:04:47CRASHING NOISE

0:04:47 > 0:04:48Coo-el.

0:04:48 > 0:04:52Clean-up on aisle three, please. Clean-up on aisle three.

0:04:52 > 0:04:55- So, what now, bro?- We need to round up all the neighbours.

0:04:55 > 0:04:59They're going to be part of our explosive alien action!

0:04:59 > 0:05:01Did you hear that, Honey? It's invasion day!

0:05:01 > 0:05:03Are you sure, sir?

0:05:03 > 0:05:05One's dressed like a film director, the other has a camera.

0:05:05 > 0:05:08Couldn't it just be they're filming explosive alien action?

0:05:08 > 0:05:10That's exactly what they want you to think.

0:05:10 > 0:05:12Huh? Argh...!

0:05:12 > 0:05:15It's begun...it's begun!

0:05:15 > 0:05:17No, it's just the bin truck, sir.

0:05:17 > 0:05:18Oh...!

0:05:22 > 0:05:24Ha...oh...

0:05:24 > 0:05:27Ah, good after-day, Mr Jones! We bid you pleasantries.

0:05:27 > 0:05:30We're looking for a set builder, props maker extraordi-noodle.

0:05:30 > 0:05:33An expert putting-together-type-things-person,

0:05:33 > 0:05:35for a super blockbuster explosive action movie

0:05:35 > 0:05:37being shot right here in Burbia.

0:05:37 > 0:05:40- Well, I am quite handy. - Yeah, he's got two.

0:05:40 > 0:05:42- I built this. - Oh, whoa!

0:05:42 > 0:05:45That's like the Eiffel Bridge of garden buildings.

0:05:45 > 0:05:48Whoa. Zigmund, I think we've just found

0:05:48 > 0:05:50our expert movie set-building prop-master

0:05:50 > 0:05:53- special effects extraordi-noodle. - Oh - ha-ha!

0:05:53 > 0:05:57Next on our list, an expert cook. Someone with flare in the kitchen

0:05:57 > 0:06:00who doesn't mind cooking for lots of people on a movie set.

0:06:00 > 0:06:02You mean a hostess with the toastess!

0:06:02 > 0:06:04Where would we find one of them?

0:06:04 > 0:06:06Coo-ee, boys.

0:06:06 > 0:06:08A-ha!

0:06:08 > 0:06:10Now to find two incredible actors

0:06:10 > 0:06:14that could play a pair of dashing intergalactic alien heroes.

0:06:14 > 0:06:15THEY GASP

0:06:18 > 0:06:19Well, there are two of them.

0:06:19 > 0:06:21Hmm...all right.

0:06:21 > 0:06:23Great audition, guys. You're hired.

0:06:26 > 0:06:31If you are looking for strong, muscly-type stunt people

0:06:31 > 0:06:33for epic action blockbuster movie,

0:06:33 > 0:06:35then we could do it.

0:06:35 > 0:06:37Ha! Looks like we've got the greatest stunt doubles

0:06:37 > 0:06:39in the movie biz.

0:06:39 > 0:06:41- Ah, well... - Yes...

0:06:41 > 0:06:45But Zag, where are we going to find a specialist animal wrangler

0:06:45 > 0:06:46at such short notice?

0:06:46 > 0:06:48Hmm, and one with an amazing pet actor to play

0:06:48 > 0:06:50the important role of Solar Kitty?

0:06:50 > 0:06:52I really don't know, bro.

0:06:52 > 0:06:53- Oh, hello.- Huh?

0:06:55 > 0:06:57BELL RINGS All right, everyone,

0:06:57 > 0:06:58time for some movie-making magic.

0:06:58 > 0:07:02This is the story of two brave aliens from the planet Zog

0:07:02 > 0:07:04and their incredible journey to Earth.

0:07:04 > 0:07:07I'm a bit embarrassed wearing this outfit.

0:07:07 > 0:07:10Don't worry, Mr Jones. It's a special effects green suit.

0:07:10 > 0:07:12- You'll disappear on camera. - Ooh.

0:07:12 > 0:07:15Can we get one of those for Mr President?

0:07:15 > 0:07:17Right... All right, people, places!

0:07:17 > 0:07:20Let's make the greatest movie ever made.

0:07:20 > 0:07:21I mean, how hard can it be?

0:07:21 > 0:07:23Action!

0:07:23 > 0:07:24TYRES SCREECH

0:07:24 > 0:07:26BANGING AND SCREAMING

0:07:26 > 0:07:28ENGINE REVS

0:07:28 > 0:07:29We're too late, Honey.

0:07:29 > 0:07:31The invasion has already begun!

0:07:31 > 0:07:35I was wrong - they weren't harmless cute and cuddly aliens after all.

0:07:35 > 0:07:36BOOM!

0:07:36 > 0:07:38THEY GASP

0:07:39 > 0:07:41A-a-a-and...cut!

0:07:41 > 0:07:43Well done, everyone. Terrific stuff.

0:07:43 > 0:07:46Oh, I can already smell the popcorn.

0:07:46 > 0:07:49Don't you think it was a bit...random?

0:07:49 > 0:07:51Random is my middle name.

0:07:51 > 0:07:53I thought that was Hillary.

0:07:53 > 0:07:56This is it, Honey. We have to stop this invasion now!

0:07:56 > 0:07:59No more stalling, it's down to us.

0:07:59 > 0:08:00- I'm ready, sir. - ENGINE REVS

0:08:00 > 0:08:02TYRES SCREECH Huh?

0:08:07 > 0:08:08Hey, alien slime!

0:08:08 > 0:08:10Throw down your weapons.

0:08:10 > 0:08:11This invasion is over.

0:08:11 > 0:08:13Now, make a hasty retreat

0:08:13 > 0:08:15to whatever foul galaxy you've come from.

0:08:15 > 0:08:18- Ha-ha...- Oh, er... Whoops...

0:08:18 > 0:08:19Sorry, I...uh...

0:08:19 > 0:08:21Cut! Great scene, guys.

0:08:21 > 0:08:24I have no idea who you are, and it's not in the script,

0:08:24 > 0:08:27but I like your improvisation.

0:08:27 > 0:08:28And that's a wrap!

0:08:28 > 0:08:31My brother and I would like to thank

0:08:31 > 0:08:33all our neighbourinos on Burb Street,

0:08:33 > 0:08:34and those two strangers,

0:08:34 > 0:08:37for helping make this incredible movie.

0:08:37 > 0:08:38Thanks, guys!

0:08:38 > 0:08:42And remember, you can come back and see it as many times as you want!

0:08:42 > 0:08:44Free popcorn with every ticket.

0:08:44 > 0:08:46'Our heroes, Zig and Zag,

0:08:46 > 0:08:48- 'on their home planet Zog...' - 'Deeper.'

0:08:48 > 0:08:50- VOICE DEEPENS: - '..are about to embark

0:08:50 > 0:08:52'on a perilous journey to Earth.

0:08:52 > 0:08:54'Oh, that's hurting my throat.'

0:08:57 > 0:08:59'All right, Mr Jones.

0:08:59 > 0:09:01'This is when our spaceship crash-lands on Earth.'

0:09:01 > 0:09:04'Are you sure they can't see me in this silly green outfit?'

0:09:04 > 0:09:08- 'Yep. Sound effects, Mr Jones.' - 'What? Oh, er...'

0:09:08 > 0:09:11'Whoosh! Beep-beep!'

0:09:11 > 0:09:14'Solar Kitty? Has anyone seen Solar Kitty?'

0:09:14 > 0:09:17'Er...go on.'

0:09:17 > 0:09:20'Super, great cat action. Thanks.'

0:09:20 > 0:09:24Oh, they completely missed you, Mr President.

0:09:24 > 0:09:26'Stunt doubles, please!

0:09:26 > 0:09:28'Nice job, Mr Jones.

0:09:28 > 0:09:30'Those rocket packs look like the real thing.'

0:09:30 > 0:09:32'Oh, no, I didn't make them.'

0:09:32 > 0:09:37'I just thought real rocket packs looked, well, you know, more real.'

0:09:37 > 0:09:39SCREAMING

0:09:45 > 0:09:47AUDIENCE GROANS

0:09:47 > 0:09:49SHE SCREAMS

0:09:52 > 0:09:54'Oh, yes. And, cut!'

0:09:55 > 0:09:56Oh, no.

0:09:56 > 0:09:58THEY LAUGH AWKWARDLY

0:09:58 > 0:10:01Oh, how embarrassing.

0:10:01 > 0:10:06'And then, Zig and Zag said, "We're going to make Earth our new home."'

0:10:09 > 0:10:10Thank you, thank...

0:10:10 > 0:10:12Where is everyone?

0:10:12 > 0:10:14You know what this means, Zag?

0:10:14 > 0:10:16That we're really bad movie-makers?

0:10:16 > 0:10:17Nah!

0:10:17 > 0:10:21More free popcorn for us!

0:10:21 > 0:10:22Let's get munching, bro.

0:10:22 > 0:10:24We'll need our energy for tomorrow...

0:10:24 > 0:10:26to shoot our next movie!

0:10:26 > 0:10:28You mean The Greatest Movie Ever

0:10:28 > 0:10:30Made About Aliens Called Zig And Zag,

0:10:30 > 0:10:32Who Are Coo-el And Stuff And Things That They Do And Jokes

0:10:32 > 0:10:35And Brilliant Stuff That They Do And More Stuff And Action

0:10:35 > 0:10:36And Explosions TWO?

0:10:36 > 0:10:40BOTH: Yeah!

0:10:40 > 0:10:42# Five, four, three, two...

0:10:42 > 0:10:44# Hey! Hey! Hey!

0:10:46 > 0:10:48# Hey! Hey! Hey!

0:10:49 > 0:10:52# Hey! Hey! Hey!

0:10:52 > 0:10:54# Five, four, three, two

0:10:54 > 0:10:57# That was Zig and Zag! #