Strictly Zig & Zag

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05# Five, four, three, two Five, four, three, two, one...

0:00:05 > 0:00:08# Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

0:00:08 > 0:00:10# Well, come along for the ride

0:00:10 > 0:00:12# You and me and Zig and Zag

0:00:12 > 0:00:14# When our weird worlds collide

0:00:14 > 0:00:16# It may seem a little mad

0:00:16 > 0:00:19# But you can't close your eyes or you'll miss it

0:00:19 > 0:00:23# Hold on tight no-one's drive, drive, driving

0:00:23 > 0:00:27# It's time to get on with it, not too late

0:00:27 > 0:00:30# Start counting, are your engines on? We can't wait

0:00:30 > 0:00:33# Count down it's Zig and Zag time

0:00:33 > 0:00:35# Five, four, three, two,

0:00:35 > 0:00:38# Time for Zig and Zag! #

0:00:40 > 0:00:43Oh, breakfast bap of delight. How I do love thee.

0:00:43 > 0:00:44Bon aperitif, Zig.

0:00:44 > 0:00:46And I'll get me pair o' teeth round this side.

0:00:46 > 0:00:48BOTH LAUGH

0:00:50 > 0:00:54You know, I can't help feeling that was partly my fault.

0:00:54 > 0:00:57Chill your zogabongs, breakfast bap buddy.

0:00:57 > 0:01:00I've got just the job for stubborn stains.

0:01:00 > 0:01:01Ah, there's the little beauty.

0:01:01 > 0:01:05Cosmic Clean, the extra-strong, extra-terrestrial cleaning

0:01:05 > 0:01:10spray! Removes all known germs and stains in the universe.

0:01:14 > 0:01:18Oh. Warning - use sparingly.

0:01:18 > 0:01:19Aaah!

0:01:19 > 0:01:21- It's Abs!- In the bathroom!

0:01:21 > 0:01:23SINGING

0:01:23 > 0:01:27BOTH SCREAM

0:01:30 > 0:01:34Fill the hole, fill the hole. We've got to fill the hole!

0:01:34 > 0:01:36With what? With what?

0:01:36 > 0:01:40To the mini-mart, bro, and straight to the hole-filling aisle.

0:01:44 > 0:01:49BALLROOM MUSIC

0:01:53 > 0:01:57- Do you notice anything differenty this morning, Zig?- Ooh.

0:02:01 > 0:02:06- This is odder than on odderpus. - I'm scared. What's going on?

0:02:06 > 0:02:07Let's get out of here.

0:02:09 > 0:02:14And one two three, one two three... That's it, Dad. You've got it.

0:02:16 > 0:02:21- I can't hold it in any longer, Zag. - Let it out, Zig. Let it out.

0:02:21 > 0:02:23Why is everybody dancing?!

0:02:23 > 0:02:25Oh. Hi, cutesy cutesy dream boy.

0:02:26 > 0:02:30Hi, What'syourname. We're practising for the dance marathon tonight.

0:02:30 > 0:02:34- A dance marathon, wow!- That sounds greattastic, Miss Nellie.

0:02:34 > 0:02:36BOTH: What's a dance marathon?

0:02:36 > 0:02:38It's a contest, where everyone dances for as long as they can,

0:02:38 > 0:02:41and the last couple still dancing at the end wins.

0:02:41 > 0:02:43Can you two dance?

0:02:43 > 0:02:47Ha-ha-ha, can we dance?! My middle name is Bossa Nova.

0:02:47 > 0:02:49I thought it was Hillary?

0:02:49 > 0:02:52- Of course we can dance. - Yeah, girlfriend!

0:02:52 > 0:02:55You might have a chance of winning the trophy, then.

0:02:55 > 0:02:57Look, the Von Pumpinirons won it last year.

0:02:57 > 0:02:59- Hmmm.- Oooh.

0:02:59 > 0:03:04Aha! I have an ingenious idea.

0:03:04 > 0:03:07- We should get a bucking bronco for the garden!- No.

0:03:07 > 0:03:10Every furry fibre tells me that that trophy would be the perfect

0:03:10 > 0:03:12fit for the hole in the wall.

0:03:12 > 0:03:14- But let's be sure-ago-go. - Ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:03:16 > 0:03:17Oh.

0:03:18 > 0:03:19Hee-hee!

0:03:19 > 0:03:22Aaah!

0:03:22 > 0:03:24This darkroom's too dark.

0:03:26 > 0:03:28Yoo-hoo!

0:03:34 > 0:03:35WHISTLES

0:03:43 > 0:03:44Oooh, perfect fit!

0:03:46 > 0:03:49Let's get our dancing shoes on, Ziggy Boy.

0:03:49 > 0:03:51# Von Pumpinirons are gonna lose this time

0:03:51 > 0:03:54# Cos we need to fill that hole in the wall

0:03:54 > 0:03:58- I'm... Aw, can I go first next time? - Ziggy break. Ooh!

0:03:58 > 0:03:59Drum and bass break!

0:03:59 > 0:04:05ZIG BEATBOXING

0:04:05 > 0:04:07Warning - vehicle reversing.

0:04:07 > 0:04:08Can't stop, boys.

0:04:08 > 0:04:11I've got to get home and make a tutu for Mr President.

0:04:11 > 0:04:14- Ooh, ha-ha!- See you, Mrs Eyebrows.

0:04:19 > 0:04:23Now, why would alien slime want to take part in a dance contest?

0:04:23 > 0:04:25They've got terrific rhythm, sir.

0:04:25 > 0:04:28Well, they're up to something, Honey, and that dance contest might

0:04:28 > 0:04:31be the perfect excuse to get up close and personal.

0:04:31 > 0:04:34No, no, bad dog! Bad dog!

0:04:37 > 0:04:40DRUM AND BASS MUSIC

0:04:40 > 0:04:44Ha! Those puny furballs will never beat us, not if they can't practice.

0:04:44 > 0:04:45BOTH LAUGH

0:04:48 > 0:04:50BALLROOM MUSIC OBSCURES DRUM AND BASS

0:04:50 > 0:04:52- Hey! - Hmph!

0:04:52 > 0:04:54BOTH LAUGH

0:05:07 > 0:05:10DRUM AND BASS OBSCURES BALLROOM MUSIC

0:05:13 > 0:05:15MUSIC FADES

0:05:16 > 0:05:19Oh dear, it's such a shame that our partners have dropped

0:05:19 > 0:05:21out of the dance marathon tonight.

0:05:21 > 0:05:25Oh, I'll so miss being held in big manly arms.

0:05:25 > 0:05:30Oh, if only we could find two strong handsome specimens to dance with us.

0:05:30 > 0:05:32Hmmm, some ladies in distress.

0:05:32 > 0:05:36- Zigmeister, I've had another ingenious idea.- Two in one day?

0:05:36 > 0:05:40- That's amazing!- Let's dance with one each.- What? Who when why what?

0:05:40 > 0:05:42It's brilliant. Think about it, bro.

0:05:42 > 0:05:47With a partner each, we'll double our chances of winning the trophy.

0:05:47 > 0:05:48And we can fill the hole in the wall,

0:05:48 > 0:05:53and never have to see the Von Pumpinirons in the bathroom again.

0:05:53 > 0:05:55BOTH: Zog Drop!

0:05:55 > 0:05:59HAKA STYLE MUSIC

0:06:04 > 0:06:08Let's do it! But you do the talking.

0:06:08 > 0:06:10Au contraire, lady madames,

0:06:10 > 0:06:14- may we have the pleasure of this next dance?- Oh, how charming, yes.

0:06:14 > 0:06:16Shall we start with a little salsa?

0:06:16 > 0:06:19We can eat later. Let's get our wiggle on.

0:06:21 > 0:06:23Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.

0:06:23 > 0:06:26In fact, anyone who's got a dance partner.

0:06:26 > 0:06:30I'm Cheesy MC, and it's time for Burbia's dance marathon!

0:06:30 > 0:06:33Let's move it, groove it, and smooth it.

0:06:35 > 0:06:38Oh, doesn't Mr President look dapper in his little tutu?

0:06:38 > 0:06:39Selfie time!

0:06:39 > 0:06:41NERVOUS LAUGHTER

0:06:46 > 0:06:50I must say, you look absolutely enchanting, mon petite baguette.

0:06:52 > 0:06:54BOTH LAUGH SHYLY

0:06:54 > 0:06:58And remember, it's the last couple dancing who'll win the trophy.

0:06:58 > 0:06:59Are you ready to get your dance on?

0:06:59 > 0:07:03May I have the pleasure of this dance, mon chapeau?

0:07:03 > 0:07:05Are you taking my fingerprints?

0:07:05 > 0:07:09- It's just so I can remember how you held my hand.- Oh, naturelle.

0:07:13 > 0:07:17- Huh?- It's so I can remember how tall and handsome you are.

0:07:17 > 0:07:18Oh, Champs-Elysees.

0:07:18 > 0:07:22And this is so I can remember my arms around your waist.

0:07:22 > 0:07:26Oh, this is Yawnsville, Zag. I haven't done one robot move.

0:07:26 > 0:07:29- Wish me and you could dance together.- You know what, Ziggy Boy?

0:07:29 > 0:07:31You're right. We need to get our freaky freak on.

0:07:31 > 0:07:33These ladies are duds, and we've

0:07:33 > 0:07:35got to get our hands on that hole-filling trophy, remember.

0:07:35 > 0:07:38Let's grin it, spin it, and win it.

0:07:38 > 0:07:41Once we've got that trophy, Zigster, it's mission accomplished.

0:07:41 > 0:07:44I knew this was part of the alien mission!

0:07:44 > 0:07:47We've got to stop them from getting that trophy. Psst, Honey!

0:07:47 > 0:07:50- I need you.- Psst, Zag, let's switch.

0:07:52 > 0:07:54BOTH: You're not the one that I want!

0:07:57 > 0:08:02- Let's get roboting to trophy triumph.- Affirmative.

0:08:02 > 0:08:04Honey, we have to stop them getting that trophy,

0:08:04 > 0:08:06and completing their dastardly mission.

0:08:06 > 0:08:09Da da da da... Oh! Oh!

0:08:09 > 0:08:10If it's a dance-off you're

0:08:10 > 0:08:12looking for, you've come to the right place right now.

0:08:12 > 0:08:15- Bring it, Mister Sister.- Yeah, boii.

0:08:15 > 0:08:19Remember, it's last couple dancing that takes the trophy home.

0:08:26 > 0:08:29Clean up on aisle three, please. Clean up on aisle three.

0:08:34 > 0:08:37Ooh, it's getting hot in here.

0:08:46 > 0:08:47Oh, niet.

0:08:51 > 0:08:55What? Huh? Pek, come back. Come back!

0:08:58 > 0:09:00Ha-ha, clip clop! But who's next to drop?

0:09:05 > 0:09:08Got to...stop them...winning...the...trophy.

0:09:08 > 0:09:13Got...to...fill...the...hole... in...the...wall.

0:09:17 > 0:09:19SCREAMING

0:09:19 > 0:09:21Ooh, it looks like it's all over for Zig and Zag...

0:09:21 > 0:09:24But wait, they're still dancing!

0:09:25 > 0:09:29Mwa-ha-ha-ha! The trophy is ours!

0:09:31 > 0:09:35Oh, dear! Looks like Abs and Pek and the two strange ladies are out.

0:09:36 > 0:09:40I think you'll find the trophy is ours. Woo!

0:09:40 > 0:09:43Yes, Zig and Zag are still dancing!

0:09:43 > 0:09:46Wrap that silver up, we're taking it home.

0:09:48 > 0:09:51But wait a second, the winners of this year's dance marathon -

0:09:51 > 0:09:55Mrs Eyebrows and Mr President!

0:09:55 > 0:09:58Come on, no fairsies.

0:09:58 > 0:10:00Yee-haw!

0:10:00 > 0:10:02I must say, it was nice of them to give us

0:10:02 > 0:10:04the glitter ball as second prize.

0:10:04 > 0:10:08Yeah, it's glittery and bally. Just a shame it's not hole-fixy.

0:10:09 > 0:10:11Oh, I am so sweaty after all that dancing,

0:10:11 > 0:10:13I need a shower to get cleaner.

0:10:13 > 0:10:14SCREAMING

0:10:14 > 0:10:17Wait a second, I've just had an ingenious idea!

0:10:17 > 0:10:21Three times in one day? That's threerrific.

0:10:21 > 0:10:25- We just need to get cleaner, too.- Huh?

0:10:25 > 0:10:29Cosmic Cleaner. Warning - use sparingly. Not today, sister.

0:10:34 > 0:10:35Yay!

0:10:39 > 0:10:42# Five, four, three, two...

0:10:42 > 0:10:46# Hey! Hey! Hey!

0:10:46 > 0:10:49# Hey! Hey! Hey!

0:10:49 > 0:10:52# Hey! Hey! Hey!

0:10:52 > 0:10:54# Five, four, three, two,

0:10:54 > 0:10:56# That was Zig and Zag! #