0:00:06 > 0:00:08Calling Zog. Calling Zog.
0:00:08 > 0:00:11On today's Zogcast we are talking about a crazy Earth celebration
0:00:11 > 0:00:14- called Christmas!- Christmas!
0:00:14 > 0:00:17- Christmas!- Christma-a-a-a-s!
0:00:17 > 0:00:20So, what's the deal-io with this Christmas schnizzle?
0:00:20 > 0:00:22Well, get this, Zig - on the 33rd of December,
0:00:22 > 0:00:25every year, a little man in a red jumpsuit travels around
0:00:25 > 0:00:28the world delivering presents to all the boys and girls.
0:00:28 > 0:00:30What? How does he travel the world in one night?
0:00:30 > 0:00:31That's impossi-doodle!
0:00:31 > 0:00:34Not when you've got a magical supermarket trolley pulled by
0:00:34 > 0:00:36his seven flying dwarf dolphins!
0:00:36 > 0:00:37Oh, yeah, I've heard of them.
0:00:37 > 0:00:39There's Flipper, Rudolf, Blipper, Chipper, Skipper and Blowy!
0:00:39 > 0:00:42Blowy's at the back, for obvious reasons.
0:00:42 > 0:00:44- Ho, ho, ho!- No, no, no!
0:00:44 > 0:00:46- Easter Bunny.- Aw...
0:00:46 > 0:00:49So he comes down your chimney, like a ninja, thus avoiding your
0:00:49 > 0:00:52house alarm system, and leaves you a present under the tree.
0:00:52 > 0:00:54Or in your smelly sock airing on the mantelpiece -
0:00:54 > 0:00:56really, it doesn't matter. And that's how Santa Claus does it!
0:00:56 > 0:00:58Santa Claws!
0:00:58 > 0:00:59No, Zig - he's a nice guy.
0:00:59 > 0:01:01Only uses his claws to climb back up the chimney.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03Otherwise he wouldn't have any grip.
0:01:03 > 0:01:04Makes sense.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06- Ho, ho, ho!- No, no, no!
0:01:06 > 0:01:08- Halloween.- Aw...
0:01:08 > 0:01:10So there's turkey, stuffing, roast potatoes,
0:01:10 > 0:01:14brussels sprouts smothered in banana and haddock sauce. Yum!
0:01:14 > 0:01:16Sorry, bro - no B&H sauce. Just gravy.
0:01:16 > 0:01:19Oh! Sprouts with no banana and haddock sauce?!
0:01:19 > 0:01:20Christmas is ruined!
0:01:20 > 0:01:24Santa Claus is pretty coo-el and all, his flying dolphins are pretty
0:01:24 > 0:01:26awesome, but they're not my favourite Christmas personages.
0:01:26 > 0:01:27Really? Who is?
0:01:27 > 0:01:29That girl who wrote all the festive songs -
0:01:29 > 0:01:30- Carol.- Of course, Carol!
0:01:30 > 0:01:32She really is great.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34It's amazing, really, that she wrote all those brilliant songs.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36# Ping-pong merrily with pie!
0:01:36 > 0:01:38# Shark the hairy anglers sing!
0:01:38 > 0:01:40# Rudolph the bottlenose dolphin! #
0:01:40 > 0:01:42Ah, classics.
0:01:42 > 0:01:43Ho, ho, ho!
0:01:43 > 0:01:44Now you've got it, Zig!
0:01:44 > 0:01:45Huh?
0:01:45 > 0:01:46Oh...
0:01:46 > 0:01:47So, zoggling buddies,
0:01:47 > 0:01:50that was our report on the crazy Earth celebration called Christmas.
0:01:50 > 0:01:51It's crackers!
0:01:53 > 0:01:54EXPLOSION
0:01:54 > 0:01:55Ah! A pencil sharpener!
0:01:55 > 0:01:57- A pencil sharpener!- Ha-ha!
0:01:57 > 0:02:00The King of Christmas and Pencil McPencil Sharpener signing off.
0:02:00 > 0:02:01Happy Christmas!
0:02:01 > 0:02:04And we'll see you real soon for another Zogcast.
0:02:04 > 0:02:05- BOTH:- Zog you later!
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