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0:00:06 > 0:00:10- Calling Zog, calling Zog. - Zog! Ha-ha.
0:00:10 > 0:00:13Ah, Lieutenant General Captain Zignatius Hillary Zogly
0:00:13 > 0:00:16and junior junior reporter Zig reporting from planet Earth.
0:00:16 > 0:00:19- Today, we talk about football. - It's feetball.
0:00:19 > 0:00:21- No, it's called football.- Uh-uh.
0:00:21 > 0:00:23If it was one guy hopping around the pitch on one leg
0:00:23 > 0:00:25then it would be football.
0:00:25 > 0:00:26But there's loads of players.
0:00:26 > 0:00:28It's feetball.
0:00:28 > 0:00:29- Oh.- Ha-ha.
0:00:29 > 0:00:30That's a football.
0:00:30 > 0:00:31- No.- Oh.
0:00:31 > 0:00:33Football for mice?
0:00:33 > 0:00:35- Uh-uh.- Football.- Oh.
0:00:35 > 0:00:37Hey, why do they hide after they've scored a goal?
0:00:37 > 0:00:40Huh, he's hoping that his team-mates can't see him.
0:00:40 > 0:00:41- Why?- Cos this happens.
0:00:41 > 0:00:43- Ooh, squishy.- Ho-ho-ho.
0:00:43 > 0:00:47Zag, why is he running around pretending to be an aeroplane?
0:00:47 > 0:00:48The match is nearly over.
0:00:48 > 0:00:52- "Could you bring me aeroplane round? I want to flight home."- Ha-ha.
0:00:52 > 0:00:54Footballers are so rich.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56Why is he sliding on his knees?
0:00:56 > 0:00:59- Well, if you're doing the aeroplane, you got to land.- Oh, yeah.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02Two teams of 11, 45 minutes a half,
0:01:02 > 0:01:04battle it out on the pitch of dreams for honour.
0:01:04 > 0:01:07Sporting malarkey and the Cup, that's the beautiful game, bro.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09- You forgot the Ackerman ref. - The what?
0:01:09 > 0:01:11- The Ackerman ref.- Ackerman ref?
0:01:11 > 0:01:12You know, the guy with the whistle.
0:01:12 > 0:01:15I think he's there to take sandwich orders for half-time.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18Right. Just say that again and I'll replay you in slow motion.
0:01:18 > 0:01:23Ackerman ref. A-h, c-o-m-e o-n, r-e-f.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26Hmm. That's a football.
0:01:26 > 0:01:27No.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29- POP Aargh!- Ha-ha.
0:01:29 > 0:01:32OK, that's a football for sure.
0:01:32 > 0:01:33No, that's a melon.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36But melonball could be the coolest game ever.
0:01:36 > 0:01:37You could kick it then eat it.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40G-o-a-l.
0:01:40 > 0:01:41CHOMP
0:01:41 > 0:01:42Oh.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44Zig, that's a football.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Ha-ha, got it, bro.
0:01:46 > 0:01:47Yes, all I need is a racket,
0:01:47 > 0:01:50protective kneepads and a pony - cute one -
0:01:50 > 0:01:51and I'm ready to play.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54- To the football court.- Ugh.
0:01:54 > 0:01:55So, there you have it, citizens of Zog,
0:01:55 > 0:01:57all you need to know about football.
0:01:57 > 0:01:58Feetball.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00Zig and Zag signing off but remember, Zoglings,
0:02:00 > 0:02:03we'll be back super-shortly with another Zogcast from Earth.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05BOTH: Zog you later.
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