Hospital

0:00:02 > 0:00:03DIALLING

0:00:06 > 0:00:10- Calling Zog, calling Zog!- Zog! - Zig, were you going to hospital?

0:00:10 > 0:00:12Sounds like a great place to relax, people bring you pressies,

0:00:12 > 0:00:15cards, balloons, and you get your dinner in bed and your lunch

0:00:15 > 0:00:17and your breakfast and your dinner!

0:00:17 > 0:00:18I don't think hospitals are for hanging out,

0:00:18 > 0:00:20they are for earthlings who are sick.

0:00:20 > 0:00:22And they've got jelly and ice cream.

0:00:22 > 0:00:24You know, I'm glad you mentioned hospitals as that's what

0:00:24 > 0:00:26we're talking about on this Zogcast.

0:00:26 > 0:00:29Mackerel flavoured jelly and ice cream! Why go to a hospital?

0:00:29 > 0:00:31Because that's where humans get sick.

0:00:31 > 0:00:33- So, it's like a garage for people? - Yep.

0:00:33 > 0:00:35- Oh, can you get your oil changed there?- Suppose.

0:00:35 > 0:00:36- Oh! A new tie?- Sure!

0:00:36 > 0:00:39In fact most broken parts of a human engine can get mended in a hospital.

0:00:39 > 0:00:43- Cool!- There are some very special earthlings to help you get

0:00:43 > 0:00:44better called, "doctors".

0:00:44 > 0:00:47They wear white coats to stop their clothes getting covered in

0:00:47 > 0:00:49- ice cream and jelly.- Yes!

0:00:49 > 0:00:52- Another important person is a nurse. - The "N" stands for "Nice".

0:00:52 > 0:00:56The "U" stands for "You," cos they look after you.

0:00:56 > 0:00:58The "R" stands for "Ready for anything".

0:00:58 > 0:01:00The "S" stands for "Super"!

0:01:00 > 0:01:02And finally, the "E" stands for "Edam,"

0:01:02 > 0:01:05a type of cheese that all nurses love to eat.

0:01:05 > 0:01:08Why do doctors always ask you to say, "Ahh..."?

0:01:08 > 0:01:11- That's to check whether or not you're a zombie.- Wow!

0:01:11 > 0:01:14Cos, you know, if you're a zombie, you're beyond fixing, bro.

0:01:14 > 0:01:16THEY MOAN

0:01:16 > 0:01:19Of course, hospitals weren't originally for humans at all.

0:01:19 > 0:01:20Really?

0:01:20 > 0:01:23Yeah, they were for horses only, that's where the name came from.

0:01:23 > 0:01:26- Horsepitals.- Are you sure?- Neigh. I mean, "Yea!" I mean, neigh-be.

0:01:26 > 0:01:29The good things about hospitals is they're the best place to go

0:01:29 > 0:01:32when you're sick on earth so if I ever get sick I won't mind

0:01:32 > 0:01:35going to hospital. ZIG SCREAMS

0:01:35 > 0:01:38- Ah! What is it?- You've got big green spots all over you!- Oh...

0:01:38 > 0:01:41They're my alien freckles! My zeckles!

0:01:41 > 0:01:44They've got mackerel flavoured jelly and ice cream and we can eat

0:01:44 > 0:01:49- it in bed.- Oh. Now that you say it, I am feeling a bit poorly...

0:01:49 > 0:01:52- Should I call you an ambulance? - Yes.- CALL AN AMBULANCE!

0:01:52 > 0:01:54So, there you go, Zogcast fans.

0:01:54 > 0:01:56All you need to know about hospitals.

0:01:56 > 0:01:58Zig and Zag signing off, but remember Zoglings,

0:01:58 > 0:02:02if you're in hospital... BOTH: Get well soon! Zog you later!

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