Parents

0:00:06 > 0:00:08- Calling Zog! Calling Zog!- Zog!

0:00:08 > 0:00:11- On today's Zogcast, we talk about parents.- Ooh!

0:00:11 > 0:00:13They're the leader of those herds of humans

0:00:13 > 0:00:15who all live together in the same place.

0:00:15 > 0:00:16They're not called "herds" of humans!

0:00:16 > 0:00:18Oh, sorry. My bad, pernickety snicket.

0:00:18 > 0:00:20- A flock!- Still not right. - A litter?- Nuh-uh.

0:00:20 > 0:00:22They're simply called a "family."

0:00:22 > 0:00:24Parents come in all kinds of configurations -

0:00:24 > 0:00:27there can be a mum and a dad, just a mum, just a dad,

0:00:27 > 0:00:28two mums, two dads...

0:00:28 > 0:00:30- A mum and a chair?- What?

0:00:30 > 0:00:32They met one day at the furniture store.

0:00:32 > 0:00:34She was a lonely human lady,

0:00:34 > 0:00:37he was a newly-upholstered French chaise longue.

0:00:37 > 0:00:39- It was a love at first sight. - Don't think that's...

0:00:39 > 0:00:40They got married, bought a house,

0:00:40 > 0:00:43had a three-piece suite of furniture all of their own,

0:00:43 > 0:00:45- and lived happily ever after.- Right.

0:00:45 > 0:00:48There are even special days every year celebrating parents.

0:00:48 > 0:00:50Their birthdays?

0:00:50 > 0:00:52No, another day specially for mums - Mother's Day.

0:00:52 > 0:00:54And for dads - Father's Day.

0:00:54 > 0:00:55Coo-ell!

0:00:55 > 0:00:58So if there's a Mother's Day and a Father's Day, when's Kids' Day?

0:00:58 > 0:01:00- Er... Oh. There isn't one.- WHAT?!

0:01:00 > 0:01:02All that being extra nice for NOTHING?! Not cool!

0:01:02 > 0:01:04Dad - A Poem, by Zig.

0:01:04 > 0:01:06You make me glad Just by being my dad

0:01:06 > 0:01:08Thanks, Dad You ain't so bad

0:01:08 > 0:01:09- Dad. - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:01:09 > 0:01:10Where is that coming from?

0:01:10 > 0:01:12- I'm going to be parents. - You're what now?

0:01:12 > 0:01:15- I've been practising at being both a mum and a dad.- Go on, then.

0:01:15 > 0:01:17- HIGH-PITCHED:- Have you done your homework?

0:01:17 > 0:01:18- GRUFF:- Where'd I put the house keys?

0:01:18 > 0:01:20Feet off the sofa!

0:01:20 > 0:01:21How would I know? Go ask your mum!

0:01:21 > 0:01:23How would I know? Ask your dad?

0:01:23 > 0:01:24No phones at the table!

0:01:24 > 0:01:26Right, who left these towels on the floor?

0:01:26 > 0:01:28I'm not made of money!

0:01:28 > 0:01:29Apologise to your sister!

0:01:29 > 0:01:31- Wow!- Now come here, son.

0:01:31 > 0:01:33And give your mum/dad a hug.

0:01:33 > 0:01:35Mum - A Poem, by Zig.

0:01:35 > 0:01:36I'm never glum Cos you're my mum

0:01:36 > 0:01:38Thanks, Mum You're my number one

0:01:38 > 0:01:40- Mum. - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:01:40 > 0:01:41Huh? Hmph.

0:01:41 > 0:01:43- CHEERING CUTS OFF - Hur-hur-hur!

0:01:43 > 0:01:44So there you go, Zogcast fans.

0:01:44 > 0:01:47All you need to know about what earthlings call parents.

0:01:47 > 0:01:48Pity we don't have parents.

0:01:48 > 0:01:51We only have our zarents - Zita and Zed Zogly.

0:01:51 > 0:01:54Who raised us, looked after us, and...WAIT A MINUTE!

0:01:54 > 0:01:55Ooh!

0:01:55 > 0:01:59We do have parents after all! Big shout out to Zum and Zad Zogly!

0:01:59 > 0:02:01Zig and Zag signing off. But remember, Zoglings -

0:02:01 > 0:02:04we'll be back zuper shortly with another Zogcast!

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