Books

0:00:06 > 0:00:09- Calling Zog, calling Zog. - Hello, Zog peeps!

0:00:09 > 0:00:10Zig and Zag down here,

0:00:10 > 0:00:12telling you lot up there what it's like down here.

0:00:12 > 0:00:15So, er, what are we talking about today, bro-face?

0:00:15 > 0:00:17Today, we talk about books.

0:00:17 > 0:00:20- Ooh, they go in the toaster! Yummy. - Nope, that's bread.

0:00:20 > 0:00:24- I know, books help children cross the road.- Lollipop lady.

0:00:24 > 0:00:27- Oh, you hang your coats on them! - Hooks.- Oh, so close.

0:00:28 > 0:00:32- What's that?- This is a book. - I looove books!

0:00:32 > 0:00:34- I use them all the time.- Use them?

0:00:34 > 0:00:36Yeah, they make great steps,

0:00:36 > 0:00:39so I can reach up to your hidden stash of vol-au-vents.

0:00:39 > 0:00:43Oh! Mon derriere! Mon petit canape!

0:00:43 > 0:00:46Books are also coo-el for towering snack compression.

0:00:46 > 0:00:49They can squish unruly sandwiches down to mouth size.

0:00:49 > 0:00:52Ooh, snack-tastic use of books, bro.

0:00:52 > 0:00:56Or they're great for when you've got a sweaty face. Flick a book!

0:00:56 > 0:01:00- Aah, flicky-wicky.- Ooh! Aah.

0:01:00 > 0:01:03Whoa! Someone's written a bunch of words in here.

0:01:03 > 0:01:06Well, that's what earthlings actually use books for.

0:01:06 > 0:01:08I've seen them do it on TV.

0:01:08 > 0:01:10SPEAKS GIBBERISH

0:01:10 > 0:01:12Whoa!

0:01:12 > 0:01:15"And together they walked back through the gateway

0:01:15 > 0:01:17- "to the muggle world."- Wow!

0:01:17 > 0:01:20Why didn't you tell me there was great stories inside books,

0:01:20 > 0:01:22written in words and stuff?

0:01:22 > 0:01:23- Well, I mean, I was going to tell... - Shh!

0:01:23 > 0:01:25"The night Max wore his wolf suit

0:01:25 > 0:01:27"and made mischief of one kind and another..."

0:01:27 > 0:01:29- It's just that...- Shh!

0:01:29 > 0:01:34"Until he was four years old, James Henry Trotter had a happy life."

0:01:34 > 0:01:35So, Zig, I think you'll agree

0:01:35 > 0:01:38that reading is what books are really all about, huh?

0:01:38 > 0:01:40ZAG YELLS, ZIG CHUCKLES

0:01:40 > 0:01:43They also make coo-el brother-proof dens!

0:01:43 > 0:01:44Zag? Zag!

0:01:44 > 0:01:47So, Zig, what do you reckon, bro? Aren't books brillo-rillo?

0:01:47 > 0:01:50Yep, and authors are awesomey-awesome!

0:01:50 > 0:01:54Hmm. Maybe I'll write a book all about our earth adventures.

0:01:54 > 0:01:56Oh! You and me in a book!

0:01:56 > 0:01:59I don't know, I don't think we could fit in there. Bit of a squeeze.

0:01:59 > 0:02:01Zig and Zag signing off. But remember, Zoglings,

0:02:01 > 0:02:03we'll be back super shortly with another Zogcast.

0:02:03 > 0:02:05BOTH: Zog you later!

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