0:00:06 > 0:00:08- Calling Zog! Calling Zog! - Party invite!
0:00:08 > 0:00:10- Party invite from Hacker! - Ah, excellente, Zig!
0:00:10 > 0:00:13Cos on today's Zogcast, we talk about birthdays!
0:00:13 > 0:00:15Why? Are they different on Earth?
0:00:15 > 0:00:17- VERY different!- Oh! Surely they do
0:00:17 > 0:00:19the Birthday Bing Bong Boopaloop Bitty Bitty Boom Boom?
0:00:19 > 0:00:21- BOTH:- Bing bong boopaloop bitty bitty boom boom!
0:00:21 > 0:00:23No. They don't.
0:00:23 > 0:00:25So how DO earthlings celebrate their birthday?
0:00:25 > 0:00:28They have parties! And at these parties, they have cards,
0:00:28 > 0:00:30balloons and cakes with numbers on them!
0:00:30 > 0:00:31And when it's your birthday,
0:00:31 > 0:00:33it's like being king or queen for the day!
0:00:33 > 0:00:36I-If it was my birthday, could I ride up front on our scooter?
0:00:36 > 0:00:39If it WAS your birthday, I...
0:00:39 > 0:00:43Oh! We could go to the cinema and see Girls Who Love Shoes IV!
0:00:43 > 0:00:44What?! They made a fourth one?!
0:00:44 > 0:00:47Well, if it was your birthday, I suppose we could...
0:00:47 > 0:00:50But I'm sure there's other fun things you'd like to do
0:00:50 > 0:00:52if it was your actual birthday.
0:00:52 > 0:00:53Nuh-uh, girlfriend!
0:00:53 > 0:00:54Ugh...
0:00:54 > 0:00:57On your Earth birthday, you get presents like this.
0:00:57 > 0:00:58- BELL PINGS - Why is it covered up?
0:00:58 > 0:01:00Earthlings buy pressies in a shop, put them in a paper bag,
0:01:00 > 0:01:02take them home, take them out of the paper bag,
0:01:02 > 0:01:04and then put them back in more paper,
0:01:04 > 0:01:06spend ages sticking sticky tape all over it,
0:01:06 > 0:01:09only for it all to be ripped off in a split second.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11But, Zag, what's in there?
0:01:11 > 0:01:13Oh! WHAT IF IT'S BROCCOLI?! WHAT IF IT'S A BADGER?!
0:01:13 > 0:01:17WHAT IF IT'S SOMETHING ELSE I ALREADY HAVE BEGINNING WITH B?!
0:01:17 > 0:01:19I'd be REALLY disappointed!
0:01:19 > 0:01:21Er, what if it's a bike? BELL PINGS
0:01:21 > 0:01:25- Oh, get real, Zag. Does it LOOK like a bike?- Ugh...
0:01:25 > 0:01:26Who invented birthdays?
0:01:26 > 0:01:30Ah, an ancient man named Hugh, who lived way, way long ago.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32- Before Wi-Fi? - And they wrote a song in his honour
0:01:32 > 0:01:34that is sung at every earthling's birthday party.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36- How does it go? - ZAG CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:01:36 > 0:01:37# Happy birthday to Hugh
0:01:37 > 0:01:39# He sneezed on his shoe
0:01:39 > 0:01:41# He inve-ented birthdays
0:01:41 > 0:01:42# So you can have one too! #
0:01:42 > 0:01:45- Oh, that was beautiful.- Yes.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47- Nuff respec', Hugh.- Mm-hm.
0:01:47 > 0:01:50ARGH! CAKE ON FIRE! CAKE ON FIRE!
0:01:50 > 0:01:52No! On your Earth birthday,
0:01:52 > 0:01:55you huff and you puff and you blow the candles out!
0:01:55 > 0:01:57- Oh, OK. - ZIG WHISTLES
0:01:57 > 0:01:58ELEPHANT TRUMPETS Argh!
0:01:58 > 0:02:00ZIG CHUCKLES
0:02:00 > 0:02:01So there you have it, citizens of Zog -
0:02:01 > 0:02:04all you need to know about birthdays.
0:02:04 > 0:02:05- BOTH:- Zog you later!
0:02:05 > 0:02:08- Zogcast.- Zogcast. - Zogcast.- Zogcast.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10- BOTH:- ZOGCAST!