Spooky

0:00:05 > 0:00:07Calling Zog, calling Zog.

0:00:07 > 0:00:10ZAG WAILS

0:00:10 > 0:00:12Zig and Zag reporting from Planet Earth.

0:00:12 > 0:00:16- On today's Zogcast, we are talking about all things spooky.- Aah!

0:00:16 > 0:00:18- What's wrong, Broseph?- It's scary, talking about spooky things.

0:00:18 > 0:00:22- I'm spookified!- Yeah, but I mean... - Now I'm scared of even talking.

0:00:22 > 0:00:24- Yeah, but, Zig, it's...- Spooky!

0:00:24 > 0:00:26So, what kind of things are Earthlings scared of?

0:00:26 > 0:00:29Humans can be scared of lots of things like...witches!

0:00:29 > 0:00:31HE CACKLES

0:00:31 > 0:00:33- Which witch.- What?- Not "what witch", which witch.- The worst witch?

0:00:33 > 0:00:36- Which worst witch is the worst witch, which?- What?- No, which?

0:00:36 > 0:00:40- Don't start that again!- Mildred Hubble? But she's really nice!

0:00:40 > 0:00:42Witches aren't scary at all.

0:00:42 > 0:00:45I'll tell you what is really scary - mouldy cheese!

0:00:45 > 0:00:46- SCREAMING - Huh?

0:00:46 > 0:00:50What about spooky movies? HE LAUGHS WICKEDLY

0:00:50 > 0:00:54That's nothing compared to the horror of gone-off milk!

0:00:54 > 0:00:58- Monsters?- The gloop on the ketchup bottle!

0:00:58 > 0:01:00- SCREAMING - Nooo!

0:01:00 > 0:01:03Zig, how come all the things you're afraid of are in the fridge?

0:01:03 > 0:01:05Sh! The fridge might hear you.

0:01:05 > 0:01:08Zig, how about we just clean all the mouldy stuff out of the fridge,

0:01:08 > 0:01:09then you'll have nothing to fear?

0:01:09 > 0:01:10Good idea.

0:01:10 > 0:01:15- What are you doing, Zig?- Hiding. - From what?- Anything scary.

0:01:15 > 0:01:17You do realise that you now look like a ghost?

0:01:17 > 0:01:20Aargh! Ghostie! Ghostie! Aargh!

0:01:20 > 0:01:23- Where did the word "Halloween" come from?- It's a scary tale.

0:01:23 > 0:01:26- Tell me more.- There was a Stone Age man, way, way back in time...

0:01:26 > 0:01:30- Before Wi-Fi?- Yes, before Wi-Fi. He was the first human to have a name.

0:01:30 > 0:01:32He decided to call himself Ian.

0:01:32 > 0:01:35All the other Stone Agers thought it was so cool

0:01:35 > 0:01:38that they called out his name all day, every day

0:01:38 > 0:01:40until he could take it no more.

0:01:40 > 0:01:42What did they say, what did they say?

0:01:42 > 0:01:45- Hello, Ian. Hello, Ian. HELLO, IAN! - Aargh!

0:01:45 > 0:01:48So, he got the bus on the 31st of October, year zero,

0:01:48 > 0:01:51and was never...seen...again!

0:01:51 > 0:01:55Zig and Zag signing off. Well, just Zag, on my own.

0:01:55 > 0:01:57I'm not sure what happened to Zig.

0:01:57 > 0:01:59Anyway, remember Zoglings,

0:01:59 > 0:02:01we'll be back super-shortly with another Zogcast.

0:02:01 > 0:02:04Hey, Zag, have you seen my bedsheet anywhere?

0:02:04 > 0:02:06- ZIG CHUCKLES BOTH:- Zog you later!

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