0:00:06 > 0:00:08Calling Zog, calling Zog.
0:00:08 > 0:00:09Yo, Zog, what's up?
0:00:09 > 0:00:12On this Zogcast, we've got all you need to know about...
0:00:12 > 0:00:13school!
0:00:13 > 0:00:14It's like a zoo for children.
0:00:14 > 0:00:17Exactly. The Earth children are divided into different classes...
0:00:17 > 0:00:19Like a zoo.
0:00:19 > 0:00:20..and they get fed while they're there.
0:00:20 > 0:00:22Like a zoo.
0:00:22 > 0:00:23They get to run around and play.
0:00:23 > 0:00:25Just like a zoo.
0:00:25 > 0:00:27And they have a special type of zookeeper, called...
0:00:27 > 0:00:29- a teacher.- Are they human, too?
0:00:29 > 0:00:31No-one's entirely sure.
0:00:31 > 0:00:33What if I wanted to go to Earth school, what would I need?
0:00:33 > 0:00:35A school bag.
0:00:35 > 0:00:37What's that for, putting your school into?
0:00:37 > 0:00:38That would be huge-mongous.
0:00:38 > 0:00:40It's for weight training.
0:00:40 > 0:00:42It's filled with incredibly heavy books
0:00:42 > 0:00:44- that pupils must carry with them to school.- Oh.
0:00:44 > 0:00:45You also need a uniform.
0:00:45 > 0:00:47Oh, I want a doctor's uniform.
0:00:47 > 0:00:48That would be coo-el.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50I'd like to be a knight!
0:00:50 > 0:00:52Oh, I want to be a knight, too!
0:00:52 > 0:00:54The knights of the square table!
0:00:54 > 0:00:57Coolest school uniform ever!
0:00:57 > 0:00:59What's this thing they call "break time"?
0:00:59 > 0:01:02An alarm goes off and you're allowed to go out and break stuff.
0:01:02 > 0:01:03I don't think so.
0:01:03 > 0:01:06Or you can just hang out in the yard with your buds.
0:01:06 > 0:01:07And trade cheeses,
0:01:07 > 0:01:08milk a goat,
0:01:08 > 0:01:09catch up with my besties -
0:01:09 > 0:01:11Riley, Michelle, James and Eldon.
0:01:11 > 0:01:12Wait a second,
0:01:12 > 0:01:14that's the cast of The Next Step.
0:01:14 > 0:01:16If I'm going to school, I'm going to THEIR school.
0:01:16 > 0:01:17True that!
0:01:17 > 0:01:21One good thing about school is that you get to go home in the afternoon.
0:01:21 > 0:01:24That means you can hang out, do fun stuff, watch CBBC.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26You CAN do that,
0:01:26 > 0:01:28but you've also got to do something called "homework".
0:01:28 > 0:01:30- What's that? - It's what it says on the tin.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33The teacher gives you WORK to do at HOME.
0:01:33 > 0:01:34Why would they do that?
0:01:34 > 0:01:35We've been working all day.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38Teachers are NOT human after all.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40What if we had to go to a new school
0:01:40 > 0:01:41and it's really different?
0:01:41 > 0:01:44- Like, how?- What if, in the new school, the teachers are zombies,
0:01:44 > 0:01:46your classmates are giant pieces of fruit
0:01:46 > 0:01:49and the playground is a gateway to another dimension?
0:01:49 > 0:01:51Or Hacker is in our class.
0:01:51 > 0:01:52All right, Zig and Zag.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55Oh, yeah, can Lindsay from Blue Peter be there, too?
0:01:55 > 0:01:57We can always dream, bro, we can always dream.
0:01:57 > 0:01:58BOTH: Ahh!
0:01:58 > 0:02:00So, Zoggling buddies,
0:02:00 > 0:02:02that was our report on the Earth thing called "school".
0:02:02 > 0:02:04School's cool.
0:02:04 > 0:02:05BOTH: Zog you later.
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