Wallace and Gromit: A Matter of Loaf and Death

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0:00:05 > 0:00:07# If I knew you were comin'

0:00:07 > 0:00:10# I'd have baked a cake Baked a cake... #

0:00:12 > 0:00:17BAKER HUMS

0:00:22 > 0:00:24Huh?

0:00:24 > 0:00:26Oh! It's you.

0:00:26 > 0:00:27Eh?!

0:00:27 > 0:00:28No...!

0:00:28 > 0:00:30THUMP!

0:00:44 > 0:00:45GROMIT GULPS

0:00:45 > 0:00:46ALARM BELLS RING

0:00:49 > 0:00:51BEEP!

0:00:51 > 0:00:54KLAXON WAILS

0:01:09 > 0:01:13Mmm... Lovely cheese!

0:01:13 > 0:01:14RATTLE!

0:01:16 > 0:01:18I could just wash it down with a nice...

0:01:18 > 0:01:20Oh! Ooh...!

0:01:20 > 0:01:22I was just coming, lad!

0:01:29 > 0:01:31Up, away, Gromit!

0:01:34 > 0:01:36With you in a jiffy!

0:01:36 > 0:01:38Tally-ho!

0:01:41 > 0:01:42Oh, no!

0:01:43 > 0:01:45Thanks, lad!

0:01:45 > 0:01:48Whoa! Oh!

0:01:56 > 0:01:57Fill 'er up, lad!

0:02:04 > 0:02:06Ah. Lovely cuppa, Gromit!

0:02:06 > 0:02:11But...a slightly diesel-y aftertaste, perhaps?

0:02:11 > 0:02:12How's that breakfast coming on?

0:02:14 > 0:02:15Well done, lad.

0:02:16 > 0:02:18Very well done!

0:02:19 > 0:02:21Thanks, chuck!

0:02:24 > 0:02:31Whoa! Oh, dear. Another baker, battered with his own rolling pin.

0:02:31 > 0:02:33Would you credit it?

0:02:33 > 0:02:36Still, looking on the bright side, I suppose it means

0:02:36 > 0:02:39more business for us, eh, Gromit?

0:02:43 > 0:02:45We're on a roll, lad!

0:02:51 > 0:02:55Good day's work, lad! We're bang on...

0:02:56 > 0:02:57..target.

0:03:01 > 0:03:06# I'm light as a feather I'm the Bake-O-Lite girl... #

0:03:06 > 0:03:08- BELL RINGS - Coo-ey!

0:03:08 > 0:03:11Gromit! Did you see who that was?

0:03:11 > 0:03:13- SHE CRIES OUT - She's in trouble!

0:03:15 > 0:03:18Ooh, help! Argh!

0:03:22 > 0:03:24Here, Gromit. Take the wheel.

0:03:24 > 0:03:27Help! Help!

0:03:35 > 0:03:36Don't fret, Madam!

0:03:36 > 0:03:41Teacakes, lad. The wholemeal fruit, on me knees!

0:03:49 > 0:03:51Whoa...!

0:03:53 > 0:03:56I should have tried the granary rolls...

0:03:58 > 0:04:00Oh, 'eck!

0:04:00 > 0:04:03SHE SCREAMS

0:04:13 > 0:04:18Oh... Oh, dear! Are you all right, Miss... Madam?

0:04:18 > 0:04:20Oh, I do apologise!

0:04:20 > 0:04:22Oh! It's an honour to be of help.

0:04:22 > 0:04:25I must get those brakes seen to.

0:04:25 > 0:04:29We're so grateful, aren't we, Fluffles?

0:04:29 > 0:04:32- Fluffles!- Oh, it was nothing!

0:04:32 > 0:04:36Oh... What a lovely little doggy!

0:04:36 > 0:04:38My name's Piella. Piella Bakewell.

0:04:38 > 0:04:41Oh! I know who you are, miss!

0:04:41 > 0:04:45# Light as a feather You're the Bake-O-Lite girl! #

0:04:45 > 0:04:47Oh! That's me!

0:04:47 > 0:04:51I'm Wallace. I'm in bread myself.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53Oh, really?

0:04:56 > 0:04:59Are you still ballooning, Miss...?

0:04:59 > 0:05:00I do beg your pardon?!

0:05:00 > 0:05:03Oh, no, no! I mean the Bake-O-Lite balloon.

0:05:03 > 0:05:05- Do you still fly it?- Oh!

0:05:05 > 0:05:09Oh, I see. No. Not any more.

0:05:11 > 0:05:14Well, back to the grind, as it were.

0:05:14 > 0:05:19- Goodbye, Miss Bakewell. - Oh, I'd rather say "au revoir".

0:05:19 > 0:05:22Oh... Oui, oui, Madame!

0:05:22 > 0:05:24And bon appetit!

0:05:24 > 0:05:26- Bye-ee! - CYCLE BELL RINGS

0:05:28 > 0:05:30Oh...

0:05:30 > 0:05:33The Bake-O-Lite girl!

0:05:33 > 0:05:35Fancy that, Gromit!

0:05:35 > 0:05:40It's not every day you meet the girl of your dreams, is it?

0:05:42 > 0:05:46Oh, well. This isn't going to put bread on the table, is it?!

0:05:46 > 0:05:48- DOORBELL RINGS - Oh...

0:05:48 > 0:05:50Oh! Hello.

0:05:50 > 0:05:52We were just passing by, going for a walk,

0:05:52 > 0:05:55and Fluffles insisted on dropping in,

0:05:55 > 0:06:00hoping you would join us. Please say yes, she'll be so disappointed,

0:06:00 > 0:06:01wouldn't you, Fluffy?

0:06:01 > 0:06:03Wouldn't you, Fluffy?

0:06:03 > 0:06:04FLUFFY WHIMPERS

0:06:06 > 0:06:10Oh! Well, if you insist, but I'm in me work things.

0:06:10 > 0:06:13I like a man in uniform. Come on!

0:06:13 > 0:06:17- Walkies!- Manage without me, won't you, lad?

0:06:17 > 0:06:18GROMIT SIGHS

0:06:18 > 0:06:22THEY LAUGH TOGETHER

0:06:30 > 0:06:33Oh, crumbs!

0:06:37 > 0:06:39OVEN PINGS

0:06:39 > 0:06:41DOORBELL RINGS

0:06:41 > 0:06:44PIELLA GIGGLES

0:06:44 > 0:06:48- Oh, Mr Wallace, you are cheeky! - Ooh, am I?

0:06:50 > 0:06:54MUSIC: "O Solo Mio"

0:06:59 > 0:07:03SPANISH-STYLE MUSIC PLAYS

0:07:10 > 0:07:15MUSIC: "Unchained Melody" by The Righteous Brothers

0:07:15 > 0:07:17PIELLA GIGGLES AND LAUGHS

0:07:20 > 0:07:22MUSIC PLAYS AND PIELLA GIGGLES

0:07:28 > 0:07:30ALARM CLOCK RINGS

0:07:52 > 0:07:56Oh, makes a change, doesn't it, my fudge cake?

0:07:56 > 0:07:58Gromit's gonna love this!

0:08:00 > 0:08:03Well, I thought you could do with a woman's touch around the house,

0:08:03 > 0:08:05you naughty, slovenly boys!

0:08:05 > 0:08:07What do you think, Gromit?!

0:08:07 > 0:08:10You wouldn't know it was our place, would you, lad?

0:08:25 > 0:08:27KNOCK AT DOOR

0:08:33 > 0:08:35- DISTANT:- Care for another sausage, you greedy thing?

0:08:35 > 0:08:37Don't mind if I do.

0:08:37 > 0:08:41- PIELLA LAUGHS - My, what an appetite!

0:08:49 > 0:08:51FLUFFLES GIGGLES

0:08:58 > 0:09:00Fluffles! Where are you?

0:09:00 > 0:09:02FLUFFLES WHIMPERS

0:09:02 > 0:09:05Same time tomorrow, my apple strudel!

0:09:05 > 0:09:07THUNDER CRACKS IN DISTANCE

0:09:09 > 0:09:12Oh, love is a many-splendoured thing, Gromit,

0:09:12 > 0:09:14but it doesn't half tire you out!

0:09:14 > 0:09:17I'm cream-crackered!

0:09:17 > 0:09:19Oh, 'eck!

0:09:19 > 0:09:23Piella's purse! I must return it forthwith.

0:09:28 > 0:09:30Oh... Erm, Gromit...?

0:09:32 > 0:09:34THUNDER RUMBLES

0:09:47 > 0:09:49DOOR CREAKS

0:09:53 > 0:09:56TELEVISION ON, INAUDIBLE

0:09:59 > 0:10:01DOOR SLAMS

0:10:08 > 0:10:10LIGHTNING CRACKS, THUNDER RUMBLES

0:10:21 > 0:10:23STAIR SQUEAKS

0:11:36 > 0:11:39MANNEQUINS CLUNK

0:11:42 > 0:11:44DOOR OPENS

0:11:55 > 0:11:58Funny... I'm sure I heard something.

0:11:58 > 0:12:00FLUFFLES SNIFFS

0:12:01 > 0:12:05Oh! There it is.

0:12:07 > 0:12:09It must have been there all along.

0:12:12 > 0:12:14Early night, Fluffles.

0:12:14 > 0:12:16Big day tomorrow.

0:12:16 > 0:12:20Our final baker is nicely buttered up!

0:12:21 > 0:12:23SHE CHUCKLES

0:12:26 > 0:12:28Good night, Fluffles.

0:12:29 > 0:12:30Sweet dreams!

0:12:33 > 0:12:35FLUFFLES WHIMPERS

0:12:36 > 0:12:39PIELLA SNORES

0:13:09 > 0:13:11CAR SCREECHES TO HALT

0:13:11 > 0:13:12CAR DOOR OPENS, SLAMS

0:13:20 > 0:13:25Oh! Hello, stranger! Where have YOU been?

0:13:25 > 0:13:28Hey! Wait! Hold your horses!

0:13:28 > 0:13:31I've got something to tell YOU first, old pal.

0:13:33 > 0:13:36Haven't we, dearest?

0:13:38 > 0:13:40Of course, my little cheesecake!

0:13:40 > 0:13:44Wallace and I...are engaged...

0:13:44 > 0:13:45to be married.

0:13:47 > 0:13:50Till death do us part!

0:13:54 > 0:13:57I think congratulations might be in order, lad.

0:13:57 > 0:14:02Oh, I can see he's dying to give me a great big kiss!

0:14:02 > 0:14:05Mmmmmmm-wah!

0:14:11 > 0:14:15I know we're going to get on like a house on fire.

0:14:15 > 0:14:18One big happy family!

0:14:30 > 0:14:32SAWING

0:14:32 > 0:14:34DRILLING

0:14:34 > 0:14:37HAMMERING

0:14:42 > 0:14:45BELL TOLLS

0:14:45 > 0:14:47DOORBELL RINGS

0:14:48 > 0:14:51Hello, my vanilla slice!

0:14:51 > 0:14:54Ha-ha! Come in, my sponge cake!

0:14:55 > 0:14:56Oh!

0:14:56 > 0:15:00- What's going on?!- You'll have to forgive him, my petal.

0:15:00 > 0:15:05- Ooh!- He's been a bit security-conscious of late.

0:15:05 > 0:15:08Well, you can't be too careful these days, can you?

0:15:10 > 0:15:14- What, with a serial killer on the loose!- Oh, yes!

0:15:19 > 0:15:23Now...how about a nice pot of cock-a-leekie soup?

0:15:23 > 0:15:27Ho-ho, smashing! I've got just the bread to go with it.

0:15:27 > 0:15:29Eh?

0:15:29 > 0:15:30What the...?

0:15:30 > 0:15:31That dog!

0:15:36 > 0:15:38< Smells delicious!

0:15:38 > 0:15:41< Oh, I do hope you like it, my shortcrust.

0:15:41 > 0:15:44< It's my own special recipe.

0:15:46 > 0:15:49What the...?! Hey!

0:15:49 > 0:15:52What are you playing at, lad?! This is getting ridiculous.

0:15:52 > 0:15:56Oh, Wallace, he just wants a bit of attention, that's all.

0:15:56 > 0:16:00Now, my little poochie-woochie,

0:16:00 > 0:16:03let Auntie Piella sort you out.

0:16:08 > 0:16:12Gr-r-r-r! Ow! Ow! He bit me!

0:16:12 > 0:16:16- Eh?!- I was just trying to help, and he bit me, Wallace!

0:16:16 > 0:16:18- Gromit!- Oh!

0:16:18 > 0:16:21How dare you bite my betrothed!

0:16:21 > 0:16:23That's very impolite.

0:16:23 > 0:16:26Oh, don't be TOO hard on him, Wallace, please.

0:16:26 > 0:16:29Just a little punishment, that's all.

0:16:33 > 0:16:36I'm surprised at you, Gromit, I really am.

0:16:36 > 0:16:39Oh, Wallace, my sugar dumpling, have you got a mo? >

0:16:39 > 0:16:42Oh! On my way, my cupcake!

0:16:42 > 0:16:46You'll not leave this kitchen till you've done every last one.

0:16:46 > 0:16:50I don't know! Taking a bite out of my beloved fiancee!

0:16:50 > 0:16:53It really is the limit!

0:16:54 > 0:16:57I'm such a silly sausage.

0:16:57 > 0:17:00It just sort of fell off my foot.

0:17:00 > 0:17:04Stay well back, my precious. Leave it to me.

0:17:04 > 0:17:06Oh, you're so brave, Wallace...

0:17:06 > 0:17:08my minced pie.

0:17:16 > 0:17:18Huh?

0:17:19 > 0:17:22Got it! Huh?

0:17:23 > 0:17:24Oh!

0:17:24 > 0:17:26PIELLA COUGHS

0:17:26 > 0:17:28Are you all right, my flower?

0:17:28 > 0:17:32Oh - "flower"! Get it? Flour?

0:17:32 > 0:17:35Get your hands off me!

0:17:35 > 0:17:37I hate flour...

0:17:37 > 0:17:39I hate bread...

0:17:39 > 0:17:41and I hate bakers,

0:17:41 > 0:17:45- you utter and complete fruitcake! - Oh!

0:17:45 > 0:17:48That's a bit steep, isn't it, my sweet?

0:17:48 > 0:17:52Fluffles, I want a word with you...

0:17:52 > 0:17:54back 'ome.

0:17:54 > 0:17:56DOOR SLAMS

0:18:05 > 0:18:08Oh, thanks, old pal.

0:18:08 > 0:18:11I just don't get it.

0:18:11 > 0:18:13One minute they love bakers

0:18:13 > 0:18:17and the next minute, they hate them.

0:18:17 > 0:18:20And I'm not a fruitcake, am I, lad?

0:18:24 > 0:18:29I suppose you can't be everybody's cup of tea, can you?

0:18:33 > 0:18:35CLINK!

0:18:36 > 0:18:38DOORBELL RINGS

0:18:39 > 0:18:41Oh...!

0:18:41 > 0:18:45I'm so sorry, Wallace, so, so, sorry.

0:18:45 > 0:18:47I don't know what came over me.

0:18:47 > 0:18:50- Apart from the flour, of course! - SHE LAUGHS

0:18:50 > 0:18:52Oh. Ha-ha! Yes.

0:18:52 > 0:18:56Let's forget about it. Here's a cake to celebrate.

0:18:56 > 0:18:59- ALARM SOUNDS - Oops! Must be my keys.

0:19:00 > 0:19:05- Celebrate?- Us - getting back together again, you gooseberry fool.

0:19:05 > 0:19:09Oh, y... Oh, yes. Yes, of course. Of course.

0:19:09 > 0:19:13We could have that with our four o'clock tea. Won't you join us?

0:19:13 > 0:19:17Oh, I would, but Fluffles isn't feeling too well.

0:19:17 > 0:19:19Why don't you two celebrate?

0:19:19 > 0:19:21Must fly!

0:19:21 > 0:19:24- FRONT DOOR CLOSES - Ooh, roll on four o'clock, eh?

0:19:24 > 0:19:26This'll go down a treat!

0:19:37 > 0:19:39FAINT WHIMPERING

0:19:44 > 0:19:46WHIMPERING

0:19:51 > 0:19:54MONKEY WHIRS AND CRASHES

0:19:57 > 0:20:00Got you, you meddling mutt!

0:20:00 > 0:20:03So nice of you to come.

0:20:03 > 0:20:06Pity you'll miss your master's tea party.

0:20:06 > 0:20:08It'll go off with a bang!

0:20:12 > 0:20:14Ooh, I say!

0:20:14 > 0:20:16Get the kettle on, Gromit.

0:20:17 > 0:20:20PIELLA CACKLES, FLUFFLES WHIMPERS

0:20:20 > 0:20:22I'll deal with you two later.

0:20:22 > 0:20:25PIELLA CACKLES

0:20:25 > 0:20:27Come on, lad!

0:20:27 > 0:20:29Hah! What's keeping you?

0:20:29 > 0:20:32- CLOCK CHIMES - At last...

0:20:32 > 0:20:35my 13th...

0:20:35 > 0:20:37my baker's dozen!

0:20:37 > 0:20:39RUMBLING >

0:20:39 > 0:20:41Huh?

0:20:43 > 0:20:45What?!

0:20:48 > 0:20:50Curse that balloon!

0:20:50 > 0:20:52And curse that prevailing south-westerly -

0:20:52 > 0:20:54they'll be there in no time!

0:20:54 > 0:20:55CLOCK STRIKES THE HOUR

0:20:55 > 0:20:57Doh!

0:20:57 > 0:20:58Strike a light!

0:20:59 > 0:21:02CLOCK STRIKES A SECOND TIME

0:21:02 > 0:21:04CLOCK STRIKES A THIRD TIME

0:21:04 > 0:21:07Ah-ha!

0:21:07 > 0:21:09- CLOCK STRIKES A FOURTH TIME - Oh, there you are!

0:21:09 > 0:21:12I think these matches are a bit...

0:21:12 > 0:21:13damp.

0:21:13 > 0:21:18Oh, yes, it's one of those joke candles, lad!

0:21:22 > 0:21:25Oi! Where are you going with that...

0:21:25 > 0:21:28DISTORTED: ..ca-a-a-a-ake?

0:21:31 > 0:21:33Gromit! It's a bomb!

0:21:33 > 0:21:36The cake's a bomb!

0:21:36 > 0:21:41Wait a minute. You...don't think...Piella could be...?

0:21:41 > 0:21:43The serial killer?

0:21:43 > 0:21:46Well done, Wallace. Sharp as a brick!

0:21:46 > 0:21:50Now, do exactly as I say or Fluffles gets snuffled.

0:21:50 > 0:21:52Ow!

0:21:54 > 0:21:56FLUFFLES YELPS

0:21:56 > 0:22:00You've crossed me once too often, you treacherous little...!

0:22:00 > 0:22:02Get that thing away, lad!

0:22:04 > 0:22:06QUACK! QUACK!

0:22:11 > 0:22:14MEOW! MEOW!

0:22:22 > 0:22:25That's it, lad - use your loaf!

0:22:27 > 0:22:29Oops!

0:22:31 > 0:22:32Oh...!

0:22:35 > 0:22:37That HAS put a spanner in the works.

0:22:40 > 0:22:44But, Piella, you're the Bake-O-Lite girl!

0:22:44 > 0:22:48WAS the Bake-O-Lite girl. I ate too much, you see.

0:22:48 > 0:22:50Oh, really?

0:22:50 > 0:22:52I couldn't ride the balloon any more.

0:22:52 > 0:22:54- Oh, dear!- So they dropped me.

0:22:54 > 0:22:57What a blow. ..Ooh!

0:22:57 > 0:23:02Me! A curse on bakers and their loathsome confections!

0:23:02 > 0:23:04Gromi-i-it!

0:23:05 > 0:23:06Uh?

0:23:07 > 0:23:09Wha...?

0:23:10 > 0:23:13Oh! Ooh! Ah! Ooh! Ah!

0:23:14 > 0:23:17- MECHANICAL WHIRRING - Huh?

0:23:19 > 0:23:23Well done, lad! Uh?

0:23:23 > 0:23:25Lass?

0:23:34 > 0:23:37Come to Mummy, Fluffy-Wuffy!

0:23:37 > 0:23:38Ooh!

0:23:43 > 0:23:47- Ooh!- Attagirl! Go for the knockout.

0:23:47 > 0:23:49Ow!

0:23:51 > 0:23:53Don't worry about me, lad -

0:23:53 > 0:23:55I'm fully in control.

0:23:55 > 0:23:57A-a-argh!

0:24:05 > 0:24:07Yes!

0:24:14 > 0:24:16No!

0:24:18 > 0:24:20- Ah!- Oh, dear!

0:24:30 > 0:24:32SHE GROANS WITH EFFORT

0:24:32 > 0:24:34Oh... >

0:24:34 > 0:24:36< Oh. Ha-ha...

0:24:36 > 0:24:38Anyone seen the bomb?

0:24:40 > 0:24:44What? ..What?

0:24:44 > 0:24:45SHE YELPS

0:24:45 > 0:24:48Bon voyage, Wallace!

0:24:50 > 0:24:54Your buns are as good as toasted!

0:24:54 > 0:24:56Oh! Oh, oh, oh, oh...!

0:24:56 > 0:24:59Gromit, I've got a bomb in me pants!

0:24:59 > 0:25:05Help me, Gromit! Do something!

0:25:05 > 0:25:06Oh!

0:25:09 > 0:25:12Ooh! Aah!

0:25:12 > 0:25:14Oh! Ooh! It tickles!

0:25:17 > 0:25:21Ooh! Ooh! Aah!

0:25:22 > 0:25:24A-a-argh!

0:25:26 > 0:25:29BOOM!

0:25:35 > 0:25:37Oh, what a relief!

0:25:37 > 0:25:40Oh, evening, Sisters!

0:25:40 > 0:25:42THEY GASP

0:25:42 > 0:25:47I will be back to get you, Wallace! I will have my baker's dozen!

0:25:47 > 0:25:51But, Piella, the balloon won't hold you.

0:25:51 > 0:25:53They can't just drop ME!

0:25:53 > 0:25:56I'm as light as a feather!

0:25:56 > 0:25:59I'm the Bake-O-Lite gi-i-i-rl!

0:25:59 > 0:26:01No!

0:26:03 > 0:26:05SPLASH!

0:26:05 > 0:26:07SNAPPING, RIPPING

0:26:11 > 0:26:14LOUD BURP

0:26:16 > 0:26:19Farewell, my angel cake.

0:26:19 > 0:26:22You'll always be my Bake-O-Lite girl.

0:26:29 > 0:26:33Ha! I think I need a cup of tea after all that.

0:26:33 > 0:26:35Care to join me, you two?

0:27:03 > 0:27:07Aw! Never mind, lad.

0:27:07 > 0:27:11We've both been through the mill this week, haven't we?

0:27:11 > 0:27:13But at least yours

0:27:13 > 0:27:17wasn't a bread-hating, baker-murdering serial killer, eh?

0:27:17 > 0:27:19Like mine!

0:27:20 > 0:27:24Tell you what, lad, let's go and deliver some bread, eh?

0:27:24 > 0:27:26That'll cheer us up!

0:27:32 > 0:27:35- A-a-argh! - TYRES SCREECH

0:27:49 > 0:27:52Hey, hey! Aw!

0:27:52 > 0:27:54Always room for a small one!

0:28:11 > 0:28:16# And they called it puppy love... #

0:28:16 > 0:28:20Whoa! Both paws on the wheel, lad! Concentrate!