0:00:02 > 0:00:07CROWD CHANT: Theseus! Theseus!
0:00:55 > 0:00:58Now, fair Hippolyta.
0:01:00 > 0:01:05SQUEAKING
0:01:08 > 0:01:12SQUEAKING
0:01:15 > 0:01:19SQUEAKING
0:01:19 > 0:01:21DOOR OPENS
0:01:28 > 0:01:31DOOR CLOSES
0:01:40 > 0:01:42Our nuptial hour
0:01:42 > 0:01:45Draws on apace. Four happy days bring in
0:01:45 > 0:01:49Another moon, But, O, methinks, how slow
0:01:49 > 0:01:51This old moon wanes.
0:02:06 > 0:02:10Four days will quickly steep themselves in night,
0:02:10 > 0:02:14Four nights will quickly dream away the time,
0:02:14 > 0:02:17And then the moon, like to a silver bow
0:02:17 > 0:02:21New-bent in heaven, shall behold the night
0:02:21 > 0:02:22Of our solemnities.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Hippolyta...
0:02:29 > 0:02:32I woo'd thee with my sword,
0:02:32 > 0:02:35And won thy love, doing thee injuries...
0:02:39 > 0:02:44TROLLEY RATTLES
0:02:46 > 0:02:49GUNS CLICK
0:02:49 > 0:02:53But I will wed thee in another key,
0:02:53 > 0:02:57With pomp, with triumph and with revelling.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51Happy be Theseus, our renowned Duke!
0:03:51 > 0:03:54Thanks, good Egeus, What's the news with thee?
0:03:54 > 0:03:56Full of vexation come I, with complaint
0:03:56 > 0:03:59Against my child, my daughter Hermia.
0:04:00 > 0:04:04Stand forth, Demetrius. My noble lord,
0:04:04 > 0:04:07This man hath my consent to marry her.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09Stand forth, Lysander,
0:04:11 > 0:04:14And, my gracious Duke,
0:04:14 > 0:04:17This man hath bewitch'd the bosom of my child.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20He hath by moonlight at her window sung
0:04:20 > 0:04:23With feigning voice verses of feigning love.
0:04:24 > 0:04:29# Tomorrow is St Valentine's Day
0:04:29 > 0:04:32# All in the morning betime
0:04:32 > 0:04:36# And I a maid at your window
0:04:36 > 0:04:41# To be your valentine. #
0:04:41 > 0:04:45With cunning hast thou filch'd my daughter's heart,
0:04:45 > 0:04:47Turn'd her obedience, which is due to me,
0:04:47 > 0:04:52To stubborn harshness. So, my gracious Duke,
0:04:52 > 0:04:56I beg the ancient privilege of Athens.
0:04:56 > 0:04:59As she is mine, I may dispose of her,
0:04:59 > 0:05:03Which shall be either to this gentleman
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Or to her death!
0:05:10 > 0:05:12What say you, Hermia?
0:05:12 > 0:05:13Be advised, fair maid,
0:05:13 > 0:05:15To you your father should be as a god.
0:05:15 > 0:05:19- Demetrius is a worthy gentleman... - So is Lysander!
0:05:21 > 0:05:23SHE CLEARS THROAT
0:05:23 > 0:05:25I do entreat your grace to pardon me.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28I know not by what power I am made bold,
0:05:28 > 0:05:30But I beseech your grace that I may know
0:05:30 > 0:05:32The worst that may befall me in this case
0:05:32 > 0:05:35If I refuse to wed Demetrius.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40To die the death.
0:05:43 > 0:05:44Relent, sweet Hermia,
0:05:44 > 0:05:46and, Lysander, yield
0:05:46 > 0:05:48Thy crazed title to my certain right.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50You have her father's love, Demetrius,
0:05:50 > 0:05:52Let me have Hermia's. Do you marry him!
0:05:52 > 0:05:54HE CHUCKLES
0:05:58 > 0:06:01For you, fair Hermia, look you arm yourself
0:06:01 > 0:06:03To fit your fancies to your father's will,
0:06:03 > 0:06:07Or else the law of Athens yields you up.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11To death!
0:06:33 > 0:06:35Ay me! For aught that I could ever read,
0:06:35 > 0:06:38The course of true love never did run smooth.
0:06:44 > 0:06:45Hear me, Hermia!
0:06:49 > 0:06:51I have a widow aunt, a dowager,
0:06:51 > 0:06:53Of great revenue, and she hath no child.
0:06:53 > 0:06:56From Athens is her house remote seven leagues,
0:06:56 > 0:06:59And she respects me as her only son.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02There, gentle Hermia, may I marry thee,
0:07:02 > 0:07:05And to that place the sharp Athenian law
0:07:05 > 0:07:06Cannot pursue us.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08If thou lovest me, then
0:07:08 > 0:07:11Steal forth thy father's house later tonight,
0:07:11 > 0:07:15And in the wood, two leagues without the town
0:07:15 > 0:07:17There will I stay for thee.
0:07:17 > 0:07:18My good Lysander,
0:07:18 > 0:07:20Come midnight truly will I meet with thee.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23Keep promise, love. Oh, look - here comes Helena.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30God speed, fair Helena! Whither away?
0:07:30 > 0:07:32Call you me fair?
0:07:32 > 0:07:34That "fair" again unsay.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37Demetrius loves your fair. O happy fair!
0:07:37 > 0:07:39Sickness is catching.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41O, were favour so,
0:07:41 > 0:07:45Yours would I catch, fair Hermia, ere I go.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48My ear should catch your voice, my eye your eye,
0:07:48 > 0:07:51My tongue should catch your tongue's sweet melody.
0:07:51 > 0:07:54O, teach me how you look, and with what art
0:07:54 > 0:07:56You sway the motion of Demetrius' heart.
0:07:56 > 0:07:59I frown upon him, yet he loves me still.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01O that your frowns would teach my smiles such skill!
0:08:01 > 0:08:04The more I hate, the more he follows me.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06The more I love, the more he hateth me.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09His folly, Helena, is no fault of mine.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11None but your beauty.
0:08:11 > 0:08:12Would that fault were mine!
0:08:12 > 0:08:16Take comfort. He no more shall see my face.
0:08:17 > 0:08:21Lysander and myself will fly this place.
0:08:21 > 0:08:25Helen, to you our minds we will reveal.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27Through Athens' gates have we devised to steal.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30And thence from Athens turn away our eyes
0:08:30 > 0:08:33To seek new friends and stranger companies.
0:08:35 > 0:08:38Farewell, sweet playfellow.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42Pray thou for us,
0:08:42 > 0:08:45And good luck grant thee thy Demetrius.
0:08:45 > 0:08:48Keep word, Lysander. We must starve our sight
0:08:48 > 0:08:50From lovers' food till later, deep midnight.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52I will, my Hermia.
0:08:55 > 0:08:58Helena, adieu!
0:08:58 > 0:09:02As you on him, Demetrius dote on you.
0:09:02 > 0:09:06"As you on him, Demetrius dote on you."
0:09:06 > 0:09:09Through Athens I am thought as fair as she!
0:09:09 > 0:09:14But what of that? Demetrius thinks not so.
0:09:14 > 0:09:19Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind,
0:09:19 > 0:09:22And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25For ere Demetrius looked on Hermia's eyne
0:09:25 > 0:09:27He hailed down oaths that he was only mine.
0:09:33 > 0:09:36I will go tell him of fair Hermia's flight!
0:09:37 > 0:09:40Then to the wood will he this very night
0:09:40 > 0:09:42Pursue her, and for this intelligence
0:09:42 > 0:09:46If I have thanks it is a dear expense.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48But herein mean I to enrich my pain,
0:09:48 > 0:09:52To have his sight thither, and back again.
0:10:10 > 0:10:14THESEUS: Love, therefore, and tongue-tied simplicity
0:10:14 > 0:10:17In least speak most, to my capacity.
0:10:19 > 0:10:20- ALL:- Bottom!
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Good evening!
0:10:24 > 0:10:25God you good even, William!
0:10:27 > 0:10:30Good even and twenty, good Master Page!
0:10:33 > 0:10:35Mistress, what cheer!
0:10:41 > 0:10:43Fix thy resolution!
0:10:43 > 0:10:44Help from Athens calls!
0:10:48 > 0:10:50Trust me, now,
0:10:50 > 0:10:54Out of this silence yet I picked a welcome,
0:10:54 > 0:10:55And in the modesty... THEY BOO
0:10:55 > 0:10:58YOU'VE BEEN FRAMED THEME TUNE
0:11:00 > 0:11:03CHEERING
0:11:03 > 0:11:06Is all our company here?
0:11:06 > 0:11:08You were best to call them generally, man by man,
0:11:08 > 0:11:10according to the script.
0:11:10 > 0:11:13Here is the scroll of every man's name,
0:11:13 > 0:11:16which is thought fit, through all Athens,
0:11:16 > 0:11:19to play in our interlude before the Duke and Duchess on his
0:11:19 > 0:11:21wedding day at night.
0:11:21 > 0:11:23Our play is the most
0:11:23 > 0:11:27lamentable comedy and most cruel death of Pyramus
0:11:27 > 0:11:28and Thisbe.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31- Now! Answer as I call you. - I don't know that one.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35Nick Bottom, the weaver?
0:11:35 > 0:11:36Ready!
0:11:36 > 0:11:39You, Nick Bottom, are set down for Pyramus.
0:11:39 > 0:11:42What is Pyramus? A lover or a tyrant?
0:11:42 > 0:11:46A lover that kills himself, most gallant, for love.
0:11:46 > 0:11:49That will ask some tears in the true performing of it.
0:11:49 > 0:11:52If I do it, let the audience look to their eyes!
0:11:52 > 0:11:54Yeah, yeah - I shall move storms.
0:11:54 > 0:11:57I will condole, in some measure.
0:11:57 > 0:12:00Oh, oh... To the rest.
0:12:02 > 0:12:03Francis Flute, you...
0:12:03 > 0:12:06Yet my chief humour is for a tyrant.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09I could play Ercles rarely, or a part to tear a cat in,
0:12:09 > 0:12:10to make all split -
0:12:10 > 0:12:12"The raging rocks And
0:12:12 > 0:12:15"shivering shocks
0:12:15 > 0:12:16"Shall break the locks
0:12:16 > 0:12:18"Of prison gates."
0:12:18 > 0:12:20LAUGHTER
0:12:20 > 0:12:22- I-I... - "And Phibbus' car
0:12:22 > 0:12:24"Shall shine from far
0:12:24 > 0:12:26"And make and mar The
0:12:26 > 0:12:28"foolish Fates."
0:12:28 > 0:12:30CHEERING
0:12:30 > 0:12:32This was lofty!
0:12:32 > 0:12:36Yeah, now name the rest of the players.
0:12:36 > 0:12:39Francis Flute, the bellows-mender?
0:12:39 > 0:12:41Here, Mistress Quince.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43Flute, you must take Thisbe on you.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46What is Thisbe? A wandering knight?
0:12:46 > 0:12:48It is the lady that Pyramus must love.
0:12:48 > 0:12:50LAUGHTER
0:12:52 > 0:12:54To thine own self be true.
0:12:54 > 0:12:56You're a good man.
0:12:56 > 0:12:59Oh, oh, an I may hide my face, let me play Thisbe too.
0:12:59 > 0:13:02I'll speak in a monstrous little voice,
0:13:02 > 0:13:04HIGH-PITCHED VOICE: "Ah, Pyramus, my lover dear."
0:13:04 > 0:13:06- DEEPER VOICE: - "My Thisbe dear!"
0:13:06 > 0:13:09"I am a lady, dear."
0:13:09 > 0:13:12No, you must play Pyramus, and, Flute, you Thisbe.
0:13:12 > 0:13:14Well, proceed.
0:13:14 > 0:13:17Robin Starveling, the tailor?
0:13:17 > 0:13:19Tom Snout, the tinker?
0:13:19 > 0:13:20BOTH: Here, Mistress Quince.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23Robin Starveling, you must play Thisbe's mother.
0:13:23 > 0:13:25Tom Snout, Pyramus' father.
0:13:25 > 0:13:30Myself, Pyramus' mother. And, er...
0:13:31 > 0:13:36..Snug, you join us, you the lion's part.
0:13:36 > 0:13:38And here I hope is a play fitted.
0:13:38 > 0:13:41Have you the lion's part written?
0:13:41 > 0:13:43Pray you, if it be, give it me.
0:13:43 > 0:13:44For I am slow of study.
0:13:44 > 0:13:47Oh, you may do it Extempal for it is nothing but roaring.
0:13:47 > 0:13:49Oh!
0:13:49 > 0:13:51Let me play the lion too!
0:13:51 > 0:13:54I will roar that I will do any man's heart good to hear me.
0:13:54 > 0:13:56I will roar that I will make the Duke say,
0:13:56 > 0:13:59SCOTTISH ACCENT: "Let him roar again, let him roar again!"
0:13:59 > 0:14:02An you should do it too terribly you would fright
0:14:02 > 0:14:04the Duchess and the ladies that they would shriek!
0:14:04 > 0:14:06An that were enough to slay us all.
0:14:06 > 0:14:08That would slay us.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10Yeah, every mother's son.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12No, I will aggravate my voice
0:14:12 > 0:14:16so that I will roar you as gently as any sucking dove.
0:14:16 > 0:14:20Yeah, yeah - I will roar you an 'twere any nightingale.
0:14:22 > 0:14:24Listen to this. Listen to this.
0:14:26 > 0:14:27QUIETLY: Roar.
0:14:27 > 0:14:29LAUGHTER
0:14:30 > 0:14:32See, told you!
0:14:32 > 0:14:35You must play no part but Pyramus!
0:14:35 > 0:14:37Yeah, well, I will undertake it, yeah.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40Oh - what beard were I best to play it in?
0:14:40 > 0:14:42Why, what you will.
0:14:42 > 0:14:46I will discharge it in either your straw-colour beard,
0:14:46 > 0:14:49your orange-tawny beard, your purple-in-grain beard,
0:14:49 > 0:14:52or your French-crown-colour beard, your perfect yellow.
0:14:52 > 0:14:55Some of your French crowns have no hair at all.
0:14:55 > 0:14:57And then you will play it barefaced!
0:14:57 > 0:15:01SHE LAUGHS
0:15:08 > 0:15:10But, masters, here are your parts,
0:15:10 > 0:15:12and I entreat you,
0:15:12 > 0:15:16request you, desire you, to con them
0:15:16 > 0:15:20and meet me in the palace wood a mile without the town by moonlight.
0:15:20 > 0:15:22There will we rehearse,
0:15:22 > 0:15:25for if we meet in the city we will be dogged with company,
0:15:25 > 0:15:26and our devices known.
0:15:26 > 0:15:29I pray you, fail me not.
0:15:29 > 0:15:31At the Duke's Oak we meet!
0:15:31 > 0:15:37We will, and there we may rehearse most obscenely and courageously.
0:15:37 > 0:15:41- Take pains, be perfect. Adieu! ALL:- Adieu!
0:15:43 > 0:15:48- Adieu. Adieu.- Adieu.- Adieu.
0:15:49 > 0:15:54- Adieu. - Shut the door.
0:16:15 > 0:16:17SHE PANTS
0:16:37 > 0:16:40SHE SCREAMS
0:16:55 > 0:16:57SHE SCREAMS
0:17:16 > 0:17:20SNARLING
0:17:27 > 0:17:29SHE SHRIEKS
0:17:38 > 0:17:39Cobweb.
0:17:40 > 0:17:43THEY SNARL
0:17:44 > 0:17:50Never harm, nor spell, nor charm, Come our lovely lady nigh.
0:17:59 > 0:18:01THEY SCREAM
0:18:01 > 0:18:04Never harm, nor spell, nor charm, Come our lovely lady nigh.
0:18:20 > 0:18:23Ill met by moonlight, proud Titania!
0:18:23 > 0:18:25SHE CHUCKLES
0:18:25 > 0:18:27My jealous Oberon!
0:18:27 > 0:18:28Fairies, skip hence.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30I have forsworn his bed and company.
0:18:30 > 0:18:34Tarry, rash wanton! Am not I thy lord?
0:18:36 > 0:18:40Oh, then I must be thy lady!
0:18:40 > 0:18:44THEY LAUGH
0:18:44 > 0:18:46But I know
0:18:46 > 0:18:48When thou hast stolen away from Fairyland
0:18:48 > 0:18:51And in the shape of Corin sat all day
0:18:51 > 0:18:53Playing on pipes of corn, and versing love
0:18:53 > 0:18:55To amorous Phillida.
0:18:55 > 0:18:58How canst thou thus, for shame, Titania,
0:18:58 > 0:19:02Glance at my credit with fair Phillida,
0:19:02 > 0:19:04Knowing I know thy love to Hippolyta?
0:19:04 > 0:19:06These are the forgeries of jealousy!
0:19:06 > 0:19:08The bouncing Amazon!
0:19:08 > 0:19:13Your buskinned mistress and your warrior love to Theseus
0:19:13 > 0:19:15must be wedded!
0:19:51 > 0:19:57And now with thy brawls thou hast disturbed our sport.
0:19:59 > 0:20:03Therefore the winds, piping to us in vain,
0:20:03 > 0:20:06As in revenge have sucked up from the sea
0:20:06 > 0:20:10Contagious fogs which, falling on the land,
0:20:10 > 0:20:15Hath every pelting river made so proud
0:20:15 > 0:20:18That they have overborne their continents.
0:20:19 > 0:20:23Therefore the moon, the governess of floods,
0:20:23 > 0:20:26Pale in her anger, washes all the air,
0:20:26 > 0:20:29That rheumatic diseases do abound.
0:20:30 > 0:20:34And through this distemperature, we see
0:20:34 > 0:20:40The seasons alter - the spring, the summer,
0:20:40 > 0:20:44The childing autumn, angry winter, change
0:20:44 > 0:20:48Their wonted liveries, and the mazed world
0:20:48 > 0:20:54By their increase now knows not which is which.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58And this same progeny of evils
0:20:58 > 0:21:02Comes from our debate, from our dissension.
0:21:04 > 0:21:08We are their parents and original.
0:21:17 > 0:21:20The King doth keep his revels here tonight.
0:21:20 > 0:21:23Take heed, and you might join him in this sight.
0:21:25 > 0:21:29Either I mistake your shape and making quite,
0:21:29 > 0:21:32Or else you are that shrewd and knavish sprite
0:21:32 > 0:21:33Called Robin Goodfellow.
0:21:33 > 0:21:36Are not you he?
0:21:36 > 0:21:38Thou speakest aright.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40I am that merry wanderer of the night.
0:21:40 > 0:21:43I jest to Oberon and make him smile.
0:21:43 > 0:21:45Your Oberon is passing fell and wrath!
0:21:45 > 0:21:47Do you amend it, then.
0:21:48 > 0:21:50It lies in you.
0:21:51 > 0:21:56Why should Titania cross her Oberon?
0:21:57 > 0:22:00How long within this wood intend you stay?
0:22:00 > 0:22:03Perchance till after Theseus' wedding day.
0:22:04 > 0:22:06RUMBLING THUD
0:22:06 > 0:22:10Give me your hand and I will go with thee.
0:22:24 > 0:22:27Not for all thy fairy kingdom!
0:22:28 > 0:22:29SHE LAUGHS
0:22:29 > 0:22:32FAIRIES HISS AND SNARL
0:22:33 > 0:22:35Fairies, away!
0:22:35 > 0:22:39We shall chide downright if I longer stay!
0:22:39 > 0:22:42Well, go thy way!
0:22:42 > 0:22:44Thou shalt not from this grove
0:22:44 > 0:22:47Till I torment thee for this injury!
0:22:59 > 0:23:02My gentle Puck, come hither.
0:23:06 > 0:23:08Thou rememberest
0:23:08 > 0:23:10Since once I sat upon a promontory
0:23:10 > 0:23:12And heard a mermaid on a dolphin's back
0:23:12 > 0:23:15Uttering such dulcet and harmonious breath
0:23:15 > 0:23:18That the rude sea grew civil at her song?
0:23:18 > 0:23:19I remember.
0:23:19 > 0:23:22That very time I saw - but thou couldst not -
0:23:22 > 0:23:25Flying between the cold moon and the Earth
0:23:25 > 0:23:28Cupid all arm'd.
0:23:28 > 0:23:30A certain aim he took,
0:23:30 > 0:23:33And marked I where the bolt of Cupid fell.
0:23:33 > 0:23:36It fell upon a little western flower,
0:23:36 > 0:23:39Before, milk-white, now purple with love's wound.
0:23:39 > 0:23:43The juice of it on sleeping eyelids laid
0:23:43 > 0:23:46Will make or man or woman madly dote
0:23:46 > 0:23:49Upon the next live creature that it sees.
0:23:49 > 0:23:51PUCK CHUCKLES
0:23:51 > 0:23:53I'll watch Titania when she is asleep,
0:23:53 > 0:23:56And drop the liquor of it in her eyes.
0:23:56 > 0:23:59The next thing then she, waking, looks upon -
0:23:59 > 0:24:02Be it on lion, bear, or wolf, or bull,
0:24:02 > 0:24:05On meddling monkey or on busy ape -
0:24:05 > 0:24:09She shall pursue it with the soul of love.
0:24:09 > 0:24:11PUCK CHUCKLES
0:24:13 > 0:24:16Fetch me this herb, and be thou here again
0:24:16 > 0:24:18Ere the leviathan can swim a league.
0:24:18 > 0:24:21I'll put a girdle round about the Earth...
0:24:23 > 0:24:25..in forty minutes!
0:24:26 > 0:24:28But who comes here?
0:24:28 > 0:24:30I love thee not, therefore pursue me not.
0:24:32 > 0:24:36Where is Lysander and fair Hermia?
0:24:36 > 0:24:39The one I'll slay, the other slayeth me.
0:24:39 > 0:24:42Hence, get thee gone, and follow me no more!
0:24:42 > 0:24:44You draw me, you hard-hearted adamant!
0:24:44 > 0:24:46But yet you draw not iron, for my heart
0:24:46 > 0:24:48Is true as steel. Leave you your power to draw,
0:24:48 > 0:24:50And I shall have no power to follow you.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52Do I entice you? Do I speak you fair?
0:24:52 > 0:24:54Or rather do I not in plainest truth
0:24:54 > 0:24:56Tell you I do not nor I cannot love you?
0:24:56 > 0:24:58And even for that do I love you the more!
0:24:58 > 0:25:01But I am sick when I do look on thee!
0:25:01 > 0:25:03And I am sick when I look not on you!
0:25:03 > 0:25:05I will not stay thy questions. Let me go.
0:25:05 > 0:25:07Or if thou follow me, do not believe
0:25:07 > 0:25:09But I shall do thee mischief in the wood.
0:25:09 > 0:25:12Aye - in the temple, in the town, the field,
0:25:12 > 0:25:14You do me mischief.
0:25:14 > 0:25:15Fie, Demetrius!
0:25:15 > 0:25:20I'll follow thee, and make a heaven of hell!
0:25:20 > 0:25:21Ohh!
0:25:21 > 0:25:23Oh, sorry.
0:25:23 > 0:25:24The dove pursues the griffin!
0:25:24 > 0:25:26The mild hind makes speed to catch the tiger!
0:25:26 > 0:25:28Fare thee well, nymph.
0:25:31 > 0:25:33I pray thee, give it me.
0:25:43 > 0:25:48I know a bank where the wild thyme blows,
0:25:48 > 0:25:52Where oxlips and the nodding violet grows,
0:25:52 > 0:25:55Quite overcanopied with luscious woodbine,
0:25:55 > 0:25:59With sweet muskroses and with eglantine.
0:26:01 > 0:26:05There sleeps Titania some time of the night.
0:26:05 > 0:26:09Lulled in these flowers with dances and delight.
0:26:11 > 0:26:16And there the snake throws her enamelled skin,
0:26:16 > 0:26:21Weed wide enough to wrap a fairy in.
0:26:21 > 0:26:25FAIRIES SNARL
0:26:26 > 0:26:28FAIRIES CHOKE
0:26:33 > 0:26:34FAIRIES SCREAM
0:26:38 > 0:26:41TITANIA MURMURS IN SLEEP
0:27:01 > 0:27:05What thou seest when thou dost wake,
0:27:05 > 0:27:09Do it for thy true love take.
0:27:27 > 0:27:29TWIG SNAPS
0:27:37 > 0:27:41Take thou some of it, and seek thou through this grove.
0:27:41 > 0:27:44A sweet Athenian lady is in love
0:27:44 > 0:27:46With a disdainful youth - anoint his eyes,
0:27:46 > 0:27:49But do it when the next thing he espies
0:27:49 > 0:27:52May be the lady. Thou shalt know the man
0:27:52 > 0:27:55By the Athenian garments he hath on.
0:27:56 > 0:27:59Effect it with some care, that he may prove
0:27:59 > 0:28:03More fond on her than she upon her love.
0:28:03 > 0:28:06And look thou meet me ere the first cock crow.
0:28:06 > 0:28:10Fear not, my lord, your servant shall do so.
0:28:18 > 0:28:21When thou wakest, it is thy dear.
0:28:24 > 0:28:27Wake when some vile thing is near.
0:28:43 > 0:28:46Fair love, I faint with wandering in the wood,
0:28:46 > 0:28:50And to speak truth, I have forgot our way.
0:28:50 > 0:28:53Ahh! Be it so, Lysander! Find you out a bed,
0:28:53 > 0:28:56For I upon this bank will rest my head.
0:28:56 > 0:28:58One turf shall serve as pillow for us both,
0:28:58 > 0:29:01One heart, one bed, two bosoms, and one troth.
0:29:01 > 0:29:05Two bosoms interchained with an oath,
0:29:05 > 0:29:09So then two bosoms and a single troth.
0:29:09 > 0:29:12Lysander riddles very prettily.
0:29:12 > 0:29:13Lie further off yet,
0:29:13 > 0:29:15Do not lie so near!
0:29:15 > 0:29:20Amen, amen, to that fair prayer say I,
0:29:20 > 0:29:25And then end life when I end loyalty.
0:29:32 > 0:29:35Night and silence, who is here?
0:29:35 > 0:29:38Weeds of Athens he doth wear.
0:29:38 > 0:29:43Here is my bed - sleep give thee all his rest.
0:29:43 > 0:29:46With half that wish, the wisher's eyes be pressed.
0:29:54 > 0:29:57Churl, upon thy eyes I throw
0:29:57 > 0:30:00All the power this charm doth owe.
0:30:03 > 0:30:05Stay, though thou kill me, sweet Demetrius!
0:30:05 > 0:30:09I charge thee, hence - and do not haunt me thus.
0:30:09 > 0:30:12O, wilt thou, darling, leave me? Do not so!
0:30:12 > 0:30:14Stay, on thy peril. I alone will go.
0:30:14 > 0:30:19O, I am out of breath in this fond chase.
0:30:19 > 0:30:23The more my prayer, the lesser is my grace.
0:30:23 > 0:30:27Happy is Hermia, wheresoe'er she lies,
0:30:27 > 0:30:31For she hath blessed and attractive eyes.
0:30:32 > 0:30:36How came her eyes so bright? Well, not with salt tears -
0:30:36 > 0:30:40If so, mine are oftener washed than hers.
0:30:41 > 0:30:46No, no - I am as ugly as a bear,
0:30:46 > 0:30:49For beasts that meet me run away for fear!
0:30:51 > 0:30:53But who is here?
0:30:53 > 0:30:57Lysander on the ground?
0:30:57 > 0:30:59Dead, or asleep?
0:30:59 > 0:31:02I see no blood, no wound.
0:31:02 > 0:31:06Lysander, if you live, good sir, awake!
0:31:13 > 0:31:17And run through fire I will for thy sweet sake!
0:31:17 > 0:31:21Transparent Helena, nature shows her art
0:31:21 > 0:31:24That through thy bosom makes me see thy heart.
0:31:24 > 0:31:27Where is Demetrius? O, how fit a word
0:31:27 > 0:31:30Is that vile name to perish on my sword!
0:31:30 > 0:31:32Do not say so, Lysander, say not so.
0:31:32 > 0:31:36What though he love your Hermia, lord, what though?
0:31:36 > 0:31:39Yet Hermia still loves you. Then be content.
0:31:39 > 0:31:41Content with Hermia? No, I do repent
0:31:41 > 0:31:44The tedious minutes I with her have spent.
0:31:44 > 0:31:46Not Hermia, but Helena I love.
0:31:46 > 0:31:49Who will not change a raven for a dove?
0:31:49 > 0:31:53Wherefore was I to this keen mockery born?
0:31:53 > 0:31:56When at your hands did I deserve this scorn?
0:31:56 > 0:31:59Is't not enough, is't not enough, young man,
0:31:59 > 0:32:01That I did never - no, nor never can -
0:32:01 > 0:32:04Deserve a sweet look from Demetrius' eye
0:32:04 > 0:32:06But you must flout my insufficiency?!
0:32:06 > 0:32:09Now fare you well! Perforce I must confess
0:32:09 > 0:32:11I thought you, lord, of more true gentleness.
0:32:11 > 0:32:13Things growing are not ripe until their season.
0:32:13 > 0:32:16So I, being young, till now ripe not to reason!
0:32:16 > 0:32:18O, that a lady of one man refused
0:32:18 > 0:32:20Should of another therefore be abused!
0:32:20 > 0:32:22And touching now the point of human skill,
0:32:22 > 0:32:24Reason becomes the marshal to my will.
0:32:26 > 0:32:29Help me, Lysander, help me!
0:32:29 > 0:32:33Ay me, for pity!
0:32:33 > 0:32:36What a dream was here. Lysander, look...
0:32:36 > 0:32:40Lysander - what, removed?
0:32:41 > 0:32:43Lysander, lord!
0:32:43 > 0:32:45LYSANDER SPEAKS IN THE DISTANCE
0:32:45 > 0:32:49Lysander? Lysander?
0:32:49 > 0:32:53Lysander! Lysander!
0:32:56 > 0:32:59Here's a marvellous convenient place for our rehearsal.
0:33:12 > 0:33:15What hempen homespuns have we swaggering here
0:33:15 > 0:33:18So near to the cradle of the Fairy Queen?
0:33:18 > 0:33:20Now, Mistress Quince!
0:33:20 > 0:33:22There are things in this comedy of Pyramus and Thisbe
0:33:22 > 0:33:24that will never please.
0:33:24 > 0:33:26First, Pyramus must draw a sword to kill himself,
0:33:26 > 0:33:29which you ladies cannot abide. How answer you that?
0:33:29 > 0:33:31By'r lakin, a parlous fear!
0:33:31 > 0:33:34I believe we must leave the killing out, when all is done.
0:33:34 > 0:33:37Not a whit. I have a device to make all well.
0:33:37 > 0:33:40Write me a prologue, and let the prologue seem to say
0:33:40 > 0:33:42we will do no harm with our swords,
0:33:42 > 0:33:45and that Pyramus is not killed indeed,
0:33:45 > 0:33:47and for the more better assurance,
0:33:47 > 0:33:50tell them that I, Pyramus, am not Pyramus,
0:33:50 > 0:33:53but Bottom the weaver. This will put them out of fear.
0:33:53 > 0:33:56Will not you ladies be afeard of the lion?
0:33:56 > 0:33:59I fear it, I promise you!
0:33:59 > 0:34:02Masters, you ought to consider with yourself, to bring in -
0:34:02 > 0:34:04God shield us - a lion among ladies
0:34:04 > 0:34:07is a most dreadful thing, for there is not a more fearful
0:34:07 > 0:34:10wildfowl than your lion living, and we ought to look to't.
0:34:10 > 0:34:13Therefore another prologue must tell that he is not a lion.
0:34:13 > 0:34:15Nay, you must name his name,
0:34:15 > 0:34:18and half his face must be seen through the lion's neck,
0:34:18 > 0:34:22and he himself must speak through, saying thus, or to the same defect -
0:34:22 > 0:34:26"Ladies," or "Fair ladies, I would wish you,"
0:34:26 > 0:34:30or, "I would request you..." Ooh, no.
0:34:30 > 0:34:34No, "I would entreat you," yes, entreat, entreat, entreat,
0:34:34 > 0:34:37"I would entreat you not to fear, not to tremble.
0:34:37 > 0:34:40"My life for yours.
0:34:40 > 0:34:43"If you think I come hither as a lion, it were pity of my life.
0:34:43 > 0:34:51"No. I am no such thing. I am a man, as other men are."
0:34:51 > 0:34:53And there indeed let him name his name,
0:34:53 > 0:34:55and tell them plainly he is Snug the joiner.
0:34:55 > 0:34:58THEY CHEER
0:34:58 > 0:35:00If that may be, then all is well.
0:35:00 > 0:35:04Come, sit down, every mother's son, and rehearse your parts.
0:35:04 > 0:35:05Pyramus, you begin.
0:35:05 > 0:35:10Now, when you have spoken your speech, enter into that brake,
0:35:10 > 0:35:13and so everyone according to his cue.
0:35:13 > 0:35:15Speak, Pyramus!
0:35:16 > 0:35:20- Thisbe, stand forth!- Oh, yes... Yes.
0:35:21 > 0:35:24No, just a little bit... No, a little bit...
0:35:24 > 0:35:29Ooh, no. No, no. A little bit... Little bit. There.
0:35:32 > 0:35:36Thisbe, the flowers of odious savours sweet...
0:35:36 > 0:35:39- Odours!- What? - Odours!- Odours?- Odours.
0:35:39 > 0:35:41Odours. Odours, odours.
0:35:41 > 0:35:44Oh! Odours. Odours.
0:35:44 > 0:35:45Odours.
0:35:46 > 0:35:48Oh, yeah! Odours.
0:35:48 > 0:35:49Ha-ha! Odours.
0:35:51 > 0:35:52HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:35:52 > 0:35:55The flowers of odious savours sweet.
0:35:55 > 0:35:58So hath thy breath, my dearest Thisbe, dear.
0:35:58 > 0:36:00But hark, a voice!
0:36:00 > 0:36:02Stay thou but here awhile,
0:36:02 > 0:36:04And by and by I will to thee appear.
0:36:04 > 0:36:06And then I go...
0:36:06 > 0:36:07PUCK LAUGHS
0:36:07 > 0:36:10Oh, a stranger Pyramus than e'er played here.
0:36:10 > 0:36:12- Must I speak now? - Ay, marry, must you,
0:36:12 > 0:36:16for you must understand he goes but to see a noise that he heard,
0:36:16 > 0:36:18and is to come again.
0:36:20 > 0:36:22Of colour like the red rose on triumphant briar,
0:36:22 > 0:36:24Most brisky juvenal, and eke most lovely Jew,
0:36:24 > 0:36:27As true as truest horse that yet would never tire,
0:36:27 > 0:36:29I'll meet thee, Pyramus, at Ninny's tomb...
0:36:29 > 0:36:34Ninus' tomb, man! Why, you must not speak that yet.
0:36:34 > 0:36:37That, you answer to Pyramus.
0:36:37 > 0:36:39Sweet moon, I thank thee for thy sunny beams,
0:36:39 > 0:36:42I thank thee, moon, for shining now so bright,
0:36:42 > 0:36:45For, by thy gracious, golden, glittering...
0:36:45 > 0:36:46gleams,
0:36:46 > 0:36:48I trust to take of truest Thisbe sight.
0:36:48 > 0:36:52But stay - O spite! But mark, poor knight,
0:36:52 > 0:36:53What dreadful dole is here?
0:36:53 > 0:36:56Eyes, do you see? How can it be?
0:36:56 > 0:36:58O dainty duck, O dear!
0:37:02 > 0:37:05Pyramus, enter!
0:37:05 > 0:37:07Your cue is past.
0:37:07 > 0:37:09It is "never tire".
0:37:10 > 0:37:14As true as truest horse, that yet would never tire.
0:37:14 > 0:37:17He said, "never tire".
0:37:19 > 0:37:23As true as truest horse, that yet would never tire.
0:37:23 > 0:37:25RUSTLING IN BUSHES
0:37:27 > 0:37:31If I were fair, fair Thisbe, I were only thine.
0:37:31 > 0:37:33O monstrous!
0:37:36 > 0:37:38O strange!
0:37:38 > 0:37:40We are haunted!
0:37:40 > 0:37:44Bless thee, Bottom! Thou art translated!
0:37:44 > 0:37:48O Bottom, thou art changed. What do I see on thee?
0:37:48 > 0:37:51What do you see? You see an ass head of your own, do you?
0:37:51 > 0:37:57HE BRAYS THEY SCREAM
0:38:01 > 0:38:04PANICKED SHOUTING PUCK CACKLES
0:38:11 > 0:38:13Why do you run away?
0:38:13 > 0:38:18Oh! Oh! This is a knavery of you to make me afeard!
0:38:18 > 0:38:21HE CHUCKLES
0:38:21 > 0:38:23I see your knavery!
0:38:23 > 0:38:28This is to make an ass of me, to fright me, if you could.
0:38:31 > 0:38:34But I will walk up and down here,
0:38:34 > 0:38:38and I will sing, that they shall hear I am not afraid.
0:38:41 > 0:38:45# The ousel cock so black of hue
0:38:45 > 0:38:48# With orange-tawny bill
0:38:48 > 0:38:53# The throstle with his note so true
0:38:53 > 0:38:57# The wren with little quill
0:38:57 > 0:39:02# The finch, the sparrow and the lark
0:39:02 > 0:39:07# The plainsong cuckoo grey
0:39:07 > 0:39:12# Whose note full many a man doth mark
0:39:12 > 0:39:16# And dares not answer nay... #
0:39:16 > 0:39:19- HE NEIGHS - Ooh!
0:39:19 > 0:39:24What angel wakes me from my flowery bed?
0:39:24 > 0:39:26Good evening.
0:39:26 > 0:39:31I pray thee, gentle mortal, sing again!
0:39:31 > 0:39:32Oh!
0:39:32 > 0:39:36Mine ear is much enamoured of thy note.
0:39:36 > 0:39:41So is mine eye enthralled to thy shape,
0:39:41 > 0:39:45And thy fair virtue's force perforce doth move me
0:39:45 > 0:39:52On the first view to say, to swear, I love thee.
0:39:52 > 0:39:57Methinks, mistress, you should have little reason for that.
0:39:57 > 0:39:59And yet, to say the truth,
0:39:59 > 0:40:02reason and love keep little company together nowadays.
0:40:03 > 0:40:09Thou art as wise as thou art beautiful.
0:40:09 > 0:40:13Not so, neither, but if I had wit enough to get out of
0:40:13 > 0:40:16this wood, I have enough to serve mine own turn...
0:40:16 > 0:40:19Out of this wood do not desire to go!
0:40:19 > 0:40:23Thou shall remain here, whether thou wilt or no.
0:40:23 > 0:40:26I am a spirit of no common rate.
0:40:26 > 0:40:30The summer still doth tend upon my state,
0:40:30 > 0:40:37And I do love thee. Therefore go with me.
0:40:37 > 0:40:42I'll give thee fairies to attend on thee.
0:40:42 > 0:40:46Peaseblossom, Cobweb, Moth, Mustardseed!
0:40:47 > 0:40:51- Ready!- And I!- And I!- And I! - ALL:- Where shall we go?
0:40:51 > 0:40:56Be kind and courteous to this gentleman.
0:40:58 > 0:41:01Yes, your name, I beseech you, sir?
0:41:01 > 0:41:03SHE SCREAMS
0:41:07 > 0:41:12Hop in his walks and gambol in his eyes.
0:41:12 > 0:41:17Feed him with apricocks and dewberries,
0:41:17 > 0:41:22With purple grapes, green figs, and mulberries.
0:41:23 > 0:41:27The honey bags steal from the humble bees,
0:41:27 > 0:41:32And for night-tapers crop their waxen thighs
0:41:32 > 0:41:36And light them at the fiery glow-worms' eyes,
0:41:36 > 0:41:41To have my love to bed and to arise.
0:41:41 > 0:41:42'Ey up. Oh!
0:41:42 > 0:41:47Nod to him, elves, and do him courtesies.
0:41:47 > 0:41:49Hail, mortal.
0:41:50 > 0:41:52I beseech your worship's name.
0:41:52 > 0:41:54Cobweb.
0:41:54 > 0:41:56I shall desire you of more acquaintance, good Master
0:41:56 > 0:42:00Cobweb - if I cut my finger I shall make bold with you!
0:42:00 > 0:42:02TITANIA AND BOTTOM GIGGLE
0:42:03 > 0:42:06Your name, honest gentleman?
0:42:06 > 0:42:09- Peaseblossom.- Oh.
0:42:09 > 0:42:12I pray you commend me to Mistress Squash, your mother,
0:42:12 > 0:42:15and to Master Peascod, your father.
0:42:15 > 0:42:17I beseech your name, sir.
0:42:17 > 0:42:19Mustardseed.
0:42:19 > 0:42:22Good Master Mustardseed, I know your patience well.
0:42:22 > 0:42:26That same cowardly, giant-like oxbeef hath devoured many a
0:42:26 > 0:42:28gentleman of your house, I promise you.
0:42:28 > 0:42:32Tie up my lover's tongue! Bring him silently.
0:42:34 > 0:42:35Oh!
0:42:39 > 0:42:41No, no, no...
0:42:59 > 0:43:02My mistress with a monster is in love!
0:43:02 > 0:43:05THEY LAUGH
0:43:05 > 0:43:07Come, come, come!
0:43:07 > 0:43:10Near to her close and consecrated bower,
0:43:10 > 0:43:13While she was in her dull and sleeping hour,
0:43:13 > 0:43:16A crew of patches, rude mechanicals
0:43:16 > 0:43:18That work for bread upon Athenian stalls,
0:43:18 > 0:43:20Were met together to rehearse a play
0:43:20 > 0:43:23Intended for great Theseus' nuptial day.
0:43:23 > 0:43:26The shallowest thickskin of that barren sort,
0:43:26 > 0:43:28Who Pyramus presented, in their sport
0:43:28 > 0:43:30Forsook his scene and entered in a brake,
0:43:30 > 0:43:33When I did him at this advantage take.
0:43:34 > 0:43:38An ass's nole I fixed on his head.
0:43:38 > 0:43:41Anon his Thisbe must be answered,
0:43:41 > 0:43:46And forth my mimic comes. When they him spy...
0:43:46 > 0:43:48HE WHOOPS EXCITEDLY
0:43:51 > 0:43:54THEY LAUGH
0:43:54 > 0:43:58So at his sight away his fellows fly!
0:43:58 > 0:44:01When in that moment - so it came to pass -
0:44:01 > 0:44:05Titania waked, and straightway loved an ass.
0:44:05 > 0:44:07HE CACKLES
0:44:09 > 0:44:12This falls out better than I could devise!
0:44:32 > 0:44:34If thou hast slain Lysander in his sleep,
0:44:34 > 0:44:37Being o'er shoes in blood, plunge in the deep!
0:44:37 > 0:44:39It cannot be but thou hast murdered him.
0:44:39 > 0:44:42So should a murderer look, so dead, so grim.
0:44:42 > 0:44:45So should the murdered look, and so should I,
0:44:45 > 0:44:48Pierced through the heart with your stern cruelty.
0:44:48 > 0:44:52Yet you, the murderer, look as bright, as clear,
0:44:52 > 0:44:54As yonder Venus in her glimmering sphere.
0:44:54 > 0:44:57What's this to my Lysander? Where is he?
0:44:57 > 0:44:59Ah, good Demetrius, wilt thou give him me?
0:44:59 > 0:45:02You spend your passion on a misprised mood.
0:45:02 > 0:45:04I am not guilty of Lysander's blood.
0:45:04 > 0:45:06Nor is he dead, for aught that I can tell.
0:45:06 > 0:45:10I pray thee, tell me then that he is well.
0:45:10 > 0:45:12And if I could, what should I get therefore?
0:45:12 > 0:45:13A privilege never to see me more!
0:45:13 > 0:45:15Now I will follow you, in this fierce vein!
0:45:15 > 0:45:18And therefore at your side I will remain.
0:45:21 > 0:45:23But sorrow's heaviness...
0:45:24 > 0:45:26..doth heavier grow.
0:45:29 > 0:45:32Stay close. This is the same Athenian.
0:45:34 > 0:45:39That was the woman, but not this the man.
0:45:40 > 0:45:43What hast thou done? Thou hast mistaken quite,
0:45:43 > 0:45:46And laid the love juice on some true love's sight.
0:45:49 > 0:45:51About the wood go swifter than the wind,
0:45:51 > 0:45:54And Helena of Athens look thou find.
0:45:54 > 0:45:57By some illusion see thou bring her here.
0:45:57 > 0:46:00I'll charm his eyes against she do appear.
0:46:00 > 0:46:02- HIGH-PITCHED VOICE: - I go, I go, look how I go.
0:46:02 > 0:46:05Swifter than arrow from the Tartar's bow.
0:46:07 > 0:46:10Flower of this purple dye,
0:46:10 > 0:46:12Hit with Cupid's archery,
0:46:12 > 0:46:16Sink in apple of his eye.
0:46:23 > 0:46:25Captain of our fairy band,
0:46:25 > 0:46:26Helena is here at hand,
0:46:26 > 0:46:28And the youth mistook by me,
0:46:28 > 0:46:30Pleading for a lover's fee.
0:46:33 > 0:46:34Shall we their fond pageant see?
0:46:37 > 0:46:40Lord, what fools these mortals be!
0:46:40 > 0:46:42HE CACKLES
0:46:48 > 0:46:50DISTANT VOICES
0:46:52 > 0:46:54Why should you think that I should woo in scorn?
0:46:54 > 0:46:59Look when I vow, I weep, my vows new born!
0:46:59 > 0:47:02You do advance your cunning more and more!
0:47:02 > 0:47:05These vows are Hermia's. Will you give her o'er?
0:47:05 > 0:47:07I had no judgment when to her I swore.
0:47:07 > 0:47:09Nor none in my mind now you give me more!
0:47:09 > 0:47:12Demetrius loves her, and he loves not you.
0:47:12 > 0:47:16Lysander, godlike,
0:47:16 > 0:47:20nymph, perfect, divine.
0:47:20 > 0:47:21Nymph?!
0:47:21 > 0:47:24To what, my love, shall I compare thine eyne?
0:47:24 > 0:47:26You are unkind, Demetrius. Be not so,
0:47:26 > 0:47:28For you love Hermia - this you know I know.
0:47:28 > 0:47:33Crystal is muddy! O, how ripe in show
0:47:33 > 0:47:37Thy lips, those kissing cherries, tempting grow!
0:47:37 > 0:47:39That pure congealed white, high Taurus' snow,
0:47:39 > 0:47:43Fanned with the eastern wind, turns to a crow
0:47:43 > 0:47:47When thou holdest up thy hand. O, let me kiss.
0:47:47 > 0:47:48Kiss?!
0:47:48 > 0:47:52This prince is of pure white, now seal my bliss!
0:47:52 > 0:47:56O spite! O hell! I see you are all bent
0:47:56 > 0:47:58To set against me for your merriment.
0:47:58 > 0:48:02If you were men, as men you are in show,
0:48:02 > 0:48:04You would not use a gentle lady so.
0:48:04 > 0:48:07O, Lysander.
0:48:07 > 0:48:10Lysander, lose thy Hermia. I will none.
0:48:10 > 0:48:13If e'er I loved her all that love is gone.
0:48:13 > 0:48:16My heart to her but as guestwise sojourned,
0:48:16 > 0:48:20- And now to 'Sander...- Ow! - ..is it home returned.
0:48:21 > 0:48:24PUCK GIGGLES
0:48:30 > 0:48:32O Helen!
0:48:37 > 0:48:42Goddess, nymph, perfect, divine,
0:48:42 > 0:48:45To what, my love, shall I compare thine eyne?
0:48:45 > 0:48:48You both are rivals and love Hermia,
0:48:48 > 0:48:51And now both rivals to mock Helena!
0:48:51 > 0:48:53Thou art not by mine eye, Lysander, found,
0:48:53 > 0:48:56Mine ear, I thank it, brought me to thy sound!
0:48:56 > 0:48:58But why unkindly didst thou leave me so?
0:48:58 > 0:49:02Why should he stay whom love doth press to go?
0:49:02 > 0:49:04What love could press Lysander from my side?
0:49:04 > 0:49:07Lysander's love, that would not let him bide.
0:49:07 > 0:49:09Fair Helena, who more engilds the night
0:49:09 > 0:49:11Than all yon fiery oes and eyes of light.
0:49:11 > 0:49:14You speak not as you think. It cannot be.
0:49:14 > 0:49:16Lo, she is one of this confederacy.
0:49:16 > 0:49:19Now I perceive they have conjoined all three
0:49:19 > 0:49:22To fashion this false sport in spite of me.
0:49:22 > 0:49:25Injurious Hermia, most ungrateful maid,
0:49:25 > 0:49:28Have you conspired, have you with these contrived
0:49:28 > 0:49:30To bait me with this foul derision?
0:49:30 > 0:49:32And will you rent our ancient love asunder,
0:49:32 > 0:49:36To join with men in scorning your poor friend?
0:49:36 > 0:49:38It is not friendly, 'tis not maidenly.
0:49:38 > 0:49:40I understand not what you mean by this.
0:49:40 > 0:49:43Ay, do! Persever, counterfeit sad looks,
0:49:43 > 0:49:46Make mouths upon me when I turn my back!
0:49:47 > 0:49:51Fare ye well. 'Tis partly my own fault,
0:49:51 > 0:49:54Which death or absence soon shall remedy.
0:49:54 > 0:49:56Stay, gentle Helena, hear my excuse,
0:49:56 > 0:50:00My love, my life, my soul, fair Helena!
0:50:00 > 0:50:01O, excellent!
0:50:01 > 0:50:03I say I love thee more than he can do.
0:50:03 > 0:50:06If thou say so, withdraw, and prove it too.
0:50:06 > 0:50:07Quick, come.
0:50:07 > 0:50:09Lysander, whereto tends all this?
0:50:09 > 0:50:12Hang off, thou cat, thou burr! Vile thing, let loose,
0:50:12 > 0:50:14Or I will shake thee from me like a serpent.
0:50:14 > 0:50:17Why are you grown so rude? What change is this,
0:50:17 > 0:50:18Sweet love?
0:50:18 > 0:50:21Thy love? Out, tawny Tartar, out.
0:50:21 > 0:50:25Out, loathed medicine! O hated potion, hence!
0:50:25 > 0:50:27Do you not jest?
0:50:27 > 0:50:30Am not I Hermia? Are not you Lysander?
0:50:34 > 0:50:38Be certain. Nothing truer, 'tis no jest
0:50:38 > 0:50:42That I do hate thee and love Helena.
0:50:44 > 0:50:48O me, you juggler, you canker-blossom,
0:50:48 > 0:50:50You thief of love!
0:50:50 > 0:50:52Fine, i'faith.
0:50:52 > 0:50:55Have you no modesty, no maiden shame,
0:50:55 > 0:50:58No touch of bashfulness? What, will you tear
0:50:58 > 0:51:01Impatient answers from my gentle tongue?
0:51:01 > 0:51:05Fie, fie, you counterfeit, you puppet, you!
0:51:07 > 0:51:09Puppet? Why so?
0:51:11 > 0:51:14Ay, that way goes the game.
0:51:15 > 0:51:18Now I perceive she hath made compare
0:51:18 > 0:51:21with our statures. She hath urged her height!
0:51:21 > 0:51:23So are you grown this high in his esteem
0:51:23 > 0:51:26Because I am so dwarfish and so low?
0:51:26 > 0:51:29I pray you, though you mock me, gentlemen,
0:51:29 > 0:51:32Let her not hurt me. I was never curst.
0:51:32 > 0:51:34I have no gift at all in shrewishness.
0:51:34 > 0:51:36I am a right maid for my cowardice!
0:51:36 > 0:51:41How low am I, thou painted maypole? Speak!
0:51:41 > 0:51:43How low am I? I am not yet so low
0:51:43 > 0:51:46But that my nails can reach unto thine eyes.
0:51:46 > 0:51:48PUCK GIGGLES
0:51:49 > 0:51:52O, when she is angry she is keen and shrewd!
0:51:52 > 0:51:54She was a vixen when she went to school,
0:51:54 > 0:51:57And though she be but little, she is fierce.
0:51:57 > 0:52:00Little again?! Nothing but low and little?
0:52:00 > 0:52:01Get you gone, you dwarf!
0:52:05 > 0:52:07You bead! You... Acorn!
0:52:10 > 0:52:13Shall I hurt her? Strike her, kill her dead?
0:52:13 > 0:52:15No, Demetrius, no!
0:52:16 > 0:52:18SHE SCREAMS
0:52:20 > 0:52:22Good Hermia!
0:52:24 > 0:52:26Do not be so bitter with her.
0:52:26 > 0:52:27I evermore did love you, Hermia,
0:52:27 > 0:52:31Did ever keep your counsels, never wronged you,
0:52:31 > 0:52:33Save that...
0:52:36 > 0:52:37In love unto Demetrius
0:52:37 > 0:52:39I told him of your stealth unto this wood.
0:52:40 > 0:52:45He followed you. For love I followed him.
0:52:45 > 0:52:48But he hath chid me hence, and threatened me
0:52:48 > 0:52:51To strike me, spurn me, nay, to kill me too.
0:53:22 > 0:53:24INHALER SQUEAKS
0:53:24 > 0:53:26To Athens will I bear my folly back
0:53:26 > 0:53:28And follow you no further.
0:53:30 > 0:53:32You see how simple and how fond I am.
0:53:32 > 0:53:36Why, get you gone. Who is't that hinders you?
0:53:36 > 0:53:39A foolish heart that I leave here behind.
0:53:40 > 0:53:42What, with Lysander?
0:53:42 > 0:53:44With Demetrius!
0:53:44 > 0:53:47Be not afraid, he shall not claim thee, Helena!
0:53:47 > 0:53:49No, sir! You shall not, though you take her part!
0:53:49 > 0:53:50You are too officious
0:53:50 > 0:53:53In her behalf that scorns your services.
0:53:53 > 0:53:56Let her alone. Speak not of Helena,
0:53:56 > 0:53:59Take not her part, for if thou dost intend
0:53:59 > 0:54:01Never so little show of love to her,
0:54:01 > 0:54:02Thou shalt aby it.
0:54:02 > 0:54:03Now she holds me not.
0:54:03 > 0:54:06Follow, if thou darest, to try whose right
0:54:06 > 0:54:08Of thine or mine is most in Helena.
0:54:08 > 0:54:12Follow? Nay, I'll go with thee, cheek by jowl.
0:54:13 > 0:54:17You, mistress - all this coil is 'long of you.
0:54:17 > 0:54:20Your hands than mine are quicker for a fray.
0:54:20 > 0:54:23My legs are longer, though, to run away!
0:54:24 > 0:54:26I am amazed, and know not what to say!
0:54:28 > 0:54:30PUCK GIGGLES
0:54:52 > 0:54:54Oh, those things do best please me
0:54:54 > 0:54:57That befall preposterously!
0:55:01 > 0:55:03But so far, am I glad it so did sort,
0:55:03 > 0:55:07As this their jangling I esteem a sport.
0:55:07 > 0:55:10Thou seest these lovers seek a place to fight.
0:55:10 > 0:55:13Hie therefore, Robin, overcast the night,
0:55:13 > 0:55:15Till o'er their brows death-counterfeiting sleep
0:55:15 > 0:55:18With leaden legs and batty wings doth creep.
0:55:20 > 0:55:25Then crush this herb into Lysander's eye,
0:55:25 > 0:55:28Whose liquor hath this virtuous property,
0:55:28 > 0:55:31To take from thence all error with his might,
0:55:31 > 0:55:33And make his eyeballs roll with wonted sight.
0:55:35 > 0:55:38When they next wake, all this derision
0:55:38 > 0:55:41Shall seem a dream and fruitless vision.
0:55:41 > 0:55:45Whiles I in this affair do thee employ
0:55:45 > 0:55:50I'll to my queen and find her sleeping, boy,
0:55:50 > 0:55:53And then I will her charmed eye release
0:55:53 > 0:55:59From monster's view, and all things shall be peace.
0:56:07 > 0:56:13- DEMETRIUS:- Thou runaway! Thou coward! Art thou fled?
0:56:13 > 0:56:19Speak! In some bush? Where dost thou hide thy head?
0:56:21 > 0:56:25Oh! Faintness...constraineth me.
0:56:28 > 0:56:29PUCK: Constraineth me.
0:56:39 > 0:56:42Fallen am I, in dark uneven way.
0:56:48 > 0:56:52O weary night! O long and tedious night...
0:56:52 > 0:56:55Sleep, that sometimes shuts up.
0:56:59 > 0:57:01Never so weary, never so in woe...
0:57:06 > 0:57:09Cupid is a knavish lad
0:57:09 > 0:57:12Thus to make poor females mad.
0:57:12 > 0:57:14I have one. Come three more,
0:57:14 > 0:57:17Two of both kinds make up four.
0:57:22 > 0:57:23When thou wakest,
0:57:23 > 0:57:25Thou takest
0:57:25 > 0:57:26True delight
0:57:26 > 0:57:27In the sight
0:57:27 > 0:57:30Of thy former lady's eye.
0:57:33 > 0:57:35Jack shall have Jill,
0:57:35 > 0:57:36Nought shall go ill.
0:57:36 > 0:57:41The man shall have his mare again, and all shall be well.
0:57:43 > 0:57:45- BOTTOM:- Ohh!
0:57:45 > 0:57:49TITANIA: I will purge thy mortal grossness so.
0:57:52 > 0:57:54TITANIA AND BOTTOM GIGGLE
0:57:57 > 0:58:00Ahh...
0:58:00 > 0:58:05Come, sit thee down upon this flowery bed
0:58:05 > 0:58:10While I thy amiable cheeks do coy,
0:58:10 > 0:58:15And stick muskroses in thy sleek, smooth head,
0:58:15 > 0:58:20And kiss thy fair large...ears...
0:58:25 > 0:58:27..my gentle joy.
0:58:27 > 0:58:28Ugh...
0:58:31 > 0:58:33Ah.
0:58:34 > 0:58:36Where's Peaseblossom?
0:58:36 > 0:58:37Ready.
0:58:37 > 0:58:39Scratch my head, Peaseblossom.
0:58:46 > 0:58:48Where's Monsieur Cobweb?
0:58:48 > 0:58:50Ready.
0:58:50 > 0:58:53Good Monsieur, bring me a honey bag, signior.
0:58:57 > 0:58:59Where's Monsieur Mustardseed?
0:59:01 > 0:59:02What's your will?
0:59:02 > 0:59:05Nothing, good Monsieur, but to help Peaseblossom
0:59:05 > 0:59:06to scratch.
0:59:08 > 0:59:11I must to the barber's, Monsieur, for methinks
0:59:11 > 0:59:15I am marvellous hairy about the face.
0:59:15 > 0:59:20Now say, sweet love, what thou desirest to eat.
0:59:22 > 0:59:27Truly, a peck of provender. I could munch your good dry oats.
0:59:27 > 0:59:31Methinks I have a great desire to a bottle of hay.
0:59:31 > 0:59:34Good hay, sweet hay hath no fellow.
0:59:36 > 0:59:39I have a venturous fairy shall seek
0:59:39 > 0:59:45The squirrel's hoard, and fetch thee new nuts.
0:59:47 > 0:59:50I had rather have a handful or two of dried pease.
0:59:53 > 0:59:57But, I pray you, let none of your people stir me.
0:59:57 > 1:00:01I have an exposition of sleep come upon me.
1:00:01 > 1:00:03HE YAWNS
1:00:03 > 1:00:08Sleep thou, and I will wind thee in my arms.
1:00:11 > 1:00:15Fairies, be gone, and be all ways away.
1:00:18 > 1:00:23So doth the woodbine the sweet honeysuckle
1:00:23 > 1:00:26Gently entwist, the female ivy so
1:00:26 > 1:00:31Enrings the barky fingers of the elm.
1:00:31 > 1:00:34O, how I love thee!
1:00:34 > 1:00:37How I dote on thee!
1:00:47 > 1:00:49FLATULENCE
1:00:50 > 1:00:55Her dotage now I do begin to pity.
1:00:55 > 1:00:58THEY CHUCKLE
1:01:01 > 1:01:04Be as thou wast wont to be,
1:01:04 > 1:01:08See as thou wast wont to see.
1:01:08 > 1:01:11Now, my Titania,
1:01:11 > 1:01:14wake you, my sweet queen!
1:01:25 > 1:01:27Oh!
1:01:27 > 1:01:31My Oberon, what visions have I seen!
1:01:32 > 1:01:36Methought I was enamoured of an ass.
1:01:36 > 1:01:37There lies your love.
1:01:41 > 1:01:44How came these things to pass?
1:01:45 > 1:01:49O, how mine eyes do loathe your visage now!
1:01:49 > 1:01:54But thou and I are new in amity,
1:01:54 > 1:01:56And will tomorrow midnight solemnly
1:01:56 > 1:02:00Dance in Duke Theseus's house triumphantly,
1:02:00 > 1:02:04And bring to that lord his true destiny.
1:02:04 > 1:02:10Fairy king, attend, and mark, I do hear the morning lark.
1:02:10 > 1:02:14Then, my queen, in silence sad,
1:02:14 > 1:02:17Trip we after the night's shade.
1:02:17 > 1:02:19We the globe can compass soon,
1:02:19 > 1:02:21Swifter than the wandering moon.
1:02:21 > 1:02:23We are spirits of another sort.
1:02:23 > 1:02:27And I with the morning's love have oft made sport,
1:02:27 > 1:02:29And like a forester the groves may tread
1:02:29 > 1:02:32Even till the eastern gate all fiery red
1:02:32 > 1:02:36Opening on Neptune with fair blessed beams
1:02:36 > 1:02:40Turns into yellow gold his salt green streams...
1:02:57 > 1:03:00But soft, what nymphs are these?
1:03:04 > 1:03:06Pardon, my lord!
1:03:06 > 1:03:07No doubt you rose up early to observe
1:03:07 > 1:03:11The rite of May, and hearing our intent
1:03:11 > 1:03:13Came here in grace of our solemnity.
1:03:15 > 1:03:17But speak, Egeus. Is not this the day
1:03:17 > 1:03:19That Hermia should give answer of her choice?
1:03:19 > 1:03:21It is, my lord.
1:03:23 > 1:03:25I pray you all, stand up.
1:03:27 > 1:03:29I know you two are rival enemies.
1:03:29 > 1:03:32How comes this gentle concord in the world?
1:03:32 > 1:03:36My lord, I shall reply amazedly, Half sleep, half waking.
1:03:36 > 1:03:37But as yet, I swear...
1:03:37 > 1:03:41Enough, enough. My lord, you have enough!
1:03:42 > 1:03:45I beg the law, the law upon his head!
1:03:47 > 1:03:48They would have stolen away,
1:03:48 > 1:03:50- But...- They would, Demetrius,
1:03:50 > 1:03:55Thereby to have defeated you and me.
1:03:55 > 1:03:57My good lord - I wot not by what power,
1:03:57 > 1:04:01But by some power it is - my love to Hermia,
1:04:01 > 1:04:04Melted as the snow, seems to me now
1:04:04 > 1:04:06As the remembrance of an idle gaud
1:04:06 > 1:04:08Which in my childhood I did dote upon.
1:04:09 > 1:04:12And all the faith, the virtue of my heart,
1:04:12 > 1:04:14The object and the pleasure of mine eye,
1:04:14 > 1:04:17Is only...Helena.
1:04:24 > 1:04:27Egeus, I will overbear your will.
1:04:27 > 1:04:29For in the temple by and by with us
1:04:29 > 1:04:31These couples shall eternally be knit.
1:04:34 > 1:04:36And - for the morning now is something worn -
1:04:36 > 1:04:38Our purposed hunting shall be set aside.
1:04:38 > 1:04:41Away with us to Athens. Three and three,
1:04:41 > 1:04:43We'll hold a feast in great solemnity.
1:04:43 > 1:04:46Uncouple in the western valley! Let them go!
1:04:57 > 1:05:00These things seem small and undistinguishable,
1:05:00 > 1:05:03Like far-off mountains turned into clouds.
1:05:03 > 1:05:06It seems to me, that yet we sleep, we dream...
1:05:18 > 1:05:20HE GROANS
1:05:23 > 1:05:24Heigh ho!
1:05:25 > 1:05:28Mistress Quince!
1:05:28 > 1:05:30Flute...?
1:05:30 > 1:05:31Er...
1:05:31 > 1:05:35God's my life - stolen hence and left me asleep!
1:05:40 > 1:05:43I've had a most rare vision.
1:05:43 > 1:05:47I have had a dream past the wit of man to say what dream it was...
1:05:49 > 1:05:51Methought I was...
1:05:52 > 1:05:54there is no man can tell what.
1:05:55 > 1:05:56No, methought I was...
1:05:58 > 1:06:00methought I...
1:06:00 > 1:06:03Oh! Man is but a patched fool if he will offer to say
1:06:03 > 1:06:04what my dream was...
1:06:07 > 1:06:10and I...and she...
1:06:10 > 1:06:11Oooh...
1:06:16 > 1:06:21I will get Mistress Quince to write the ballad of this dream. Yes, yes.
1:06:21 > 1:06:23It shall be called Bottom's Dream,
1:06:23 > 1:06:25for it hath no bottom.
1:06:25 > 1:06:29And I will sing it in the latter end of the play! Before the Duke!
1:06:29 > 1:06:31THE PLAY! THE DUKE!
1:06:31 > 1:06:32Oh! Oooh!
1:06:41 > 1:06:45CROWD CHANT: Theseus! Theseus!
1:06:52 > 1:06:53Where are these lads?!
1:06:56 > 1:06:58Bottom!
1:06:58 > 1:07:00Where are these hearts?!
1:07:00 > 1:07:04O most courageous day!
1:07:04 > 1:07:06We are transported!
1:07:12 > 1:07:17CROWD CHEER
1:07:17 > 1:07:20O most happy hour!
1:07:21 > 1:07:24The old mechanicals!
1:07:29 > 1:07:32Get your apparel! Good strings! New ribbons!
1:07:32 > 1:07:35The Duke hath dined! The Duke hath dined!!
1:07:38 > 1:07:41FIREWORKS CRACKLE
1:08:07 > 1:08:11Here come the lovers, full of joy...
1:08:13 > 1:08:15..and mirth!
1:08:38 > 1:08:40APPLAUSE CONTINUES
1:08:50 > 1:08:52Methinks I see these things with parted eye,
1:08:52 > 1:08:54When everything seems double.
1:08:56 > 1:08:57So methinks,
1:08:57 > 1:09:01Now I have found Demetrius, like a jewel,
1:09:01 > 1:09:04Mine own but not mine own.
1:09:04 > 1:09:06Are you sure, that we are...?
1:09:08 > 1:09:12'Tis strange, O Theseus, that these lovers speak of.
1:09:12 > 1:09:14More strange than true.
1:09:14 > 1:09:15I never may believe
1:09:15 > 1:09:19These antique fables, nor these fairy toys.
1:09:19 > 1:09:22Lovers and madmen have such seething brains,
1:09:22 > 1:09:24Such shaping fantasies, that apprehend
1:09:24 > 1:09:27More than cool reason ever comprehends.
1:09:27 > 1:09:29So in the night, imagining some fear,
1:09:29 > 1:09:32How easy is a bush supposed a bear?
1:09:32 > 1:09:35But all the story of the night told over.
1:09:44 > 1:09:46GUNS CLICK
1:09:58 > 1:10:00What revels are in hand?
1:10:00 > 1:10:03Is there no play To ease the anguish of a torturing hour?
1:10:03 > 1:10:06There's a brief how many sports are ripe.
1:10:06 > 1:10:08What masques,
1:10:08 > 1:10:11what...what dances shall we have?
1:10:11 > 1:10:14HE SIGHS AND LAUGHS SCATHINGLY
1:10:14 > 1:10:16"A tedious brief scene of young Pyramus
1:10:16 > 1:10:19"And his love Thisbe - very tragical mirth."
1:10:19 > 1:10:20Ha!
1:10:21 > 1:10:23Merry and tragical?
1:10:23 > 1:10:24HE LAUGHS SCATHINGLY
1:10:24 > 1:10:27Tedious and brief? Ha!
1:10:27 > 1:10:30N-No, no, my noble lord, It's... It's not for you.
1:10:31 > 1:10:32We will hear it.
1:10:43 > 1:10:44Ha!
1:10:44 > 1:10:46Hard-handed folk that work in Athens here,
1:10:46 > 1:10:48Which never laboured in their minds till now.
1:10:48 > 1:10:50APPLAUSE
1:10:55 > 1:10:57Oh...
1:10:57 > 1:10:59HE SCOFFS
1:11:03 > 1:11:07If we offend it is with our good will.
1:11:09 > 1:11:12That you should think we come not to offend
1:11:12 > 1:11:14But with good will
1:11:15 > 1:11:18To show our simple skill,
1:11:18 > 1:11:21That is the true beginning of our end.
1:11:22 > 1:11:27Consider then we come... but in despite.
1:11:27 > 1:11:31We do not come as minding to content you,
1:11:31 > 1:11:32Our true intent is.
1:11:33 > 1:11:36All for your delight We are not here.
1:11:38 > 1:11:41That you should here repent you.
1:11:42 > 1:11:46The actors are at hand,
1:11:46 > 1:11:47and by their show
1:11:47 > 1:11:52You shall know all that you are like to know.
1:11:59 > 1:12:03She hath rid her prologue like a rough colt, she knows not the stop.
1:12:03 > 1:12:04SOME LAUGHTER
1:12:04 > 1:12:06Her speech was like a tangled chain -
1:12:06 > 1:12:09Nothing impaired, but all disordered.
1:12:09 > 1:12:11SOME LAUGHTER
1:12:11 > 1:12:13Who is next?
1:12:13 > 1:12:16GRUNTING AND GROANING
1:12:24 > 1:12:28HE GRUNTS AND GROANS
1:12:31 > 1:12:34GROANING SLOWLY DIES DOWN
1:12:36 > 1:12:37HE SCOFFS
1:12:37 > 1:12:42In this same interlude it doth befall
1:12:42 > 1:12:46That I - one Snout by name - present a wall.
1:12:46 > 1:12:49And such a wall as I would have you think
1:12:49 > 1:12:53That had in it a crannied hole or chink,
1:12:53 > 1:12:56Through which the lovers, Pyramus and Thisbe,
1:12:56 > 1:13:00Did whisper often, very secretly.
1:13:00 > 1:13:04This loam, this roughcast, and this stone doth show
1:13:04 > 1:13:09That I am that same wall - the truth is so.
1:13:13 > 1:13:15BOTTOM MURMURS APPRECIATIVELY
1:13:15 > 1:13:16Very good.
1:13:16 > 1:13:22O grim-looked night, O night with hue so black,
1:13:22 > 1:13:26O night which ever art when day is not!
1:13:26 > 1:13:31O night, O night, alack, alack, alack,
1:13:31 > 1:13:34I fear my Thisbe's promise is forgot!
1:13:34 > 1:13:39And thou, O wall, O sweet, O lovely wall,
1:13:39 > 1:13:43Which standest between her father's ground and mine,
1:13:43 > 1:13:49Thou wall, O wall, O sweet and lovely wall,
1:13:49 > 1:13:52Show me thy chink to blink through with mine eyne.
1:13:52 > 1:13:55GRUNTING
1:13:55 > 1:13:57THESEUS SCOFFS Thanks, courteous wall.
1:13:57 > 1:14:00Jove shield thee well for this.
1:14:01 > 1:14:05What see I? No Thisbe do I see.
1:14:05 > 1:14:09O wicked wall, through whom I see no bliss,
1:14:09 > 1:14:12Cursed be thy stones for thus deceiving me!
1:14:12 > 1:14:15The wall, methinks, being sensible, should curse again.
1:14:15 > 1:14:18OUT OF CHARACTER: No, in truth, sir, he should not.
1:14:18 > 1:14:20MURMURING
1:14:22 > 1:14:25"Deceiving me" is Thisbe's cue. She is to enter now,
1:14:25 > 1:14:28- and I am to spy her through the wall.- (Bottom!)
1:14:28 > 1:14:31- You shall see - it will fall pat as I told you.- (No, no, Bottom...)
1:14:31 > 1:14:33Yonder she comes.
1:14:33 > 1:14:34(Bottom, Bottom!)
1:14:35 > 1:14:37IN CHARACTER: Yonder she comes!
1:14:38 > 1:14:42- FLUTE:- Oh, where is Pyramus, most lilywhite of hue?
1:14:44 > 1:14:47O, wall, full often hast thou heard my moans
1:14:47 > 1:14:50For parting my fair Pyramus and me.
1:14:50 > 1:14:52My cherry lips have often kiss'd thy stones,
1:14:52 > 1:14:56Thy stones with lime and hair knit up in thee.
1:14:56 > 1:14:58I see a voice. Now will I to the chink
1:14:58 > 1:15:00To spy an I can hear my Thisbe's face.
1:15:02 > 1:15:03Thisbe!
1:15:03 > 1:15:06- FLUTE GASPS - My love!
1:15:06 > 1:15:08Thou art my love, II think?
1:15:08 > 1:15:12- O, kiss me through the hole of this vile wall!- All right.
1:15:12 > 1:15:15OUT OF CHARACTER: Nah, I can't really do it. I can't do it, I can't do it.
1:15:15 > 1:15:18I-I kiss the wall's hole, not your lips at all.
1:15:18 > 1:15:21- IN CHARACTER: Wilt thou at Ninny's Tomb...- "Ninus'."
1:15:21 > 1:15:23..Ninus' Tomb meet me straight way?
1:15:23 > 1:15:26Tide life, tide death, I come without delay.
1:15:27 > 1:15:30OUT OF CHARACTER: Ninus' tomb, I know. I always get... I know.
1:15:30 > 1:15:34Thus have I, wall, my part discharged so,
1:15:34 > 1:15:37And being done, thus wall away doth go.
1:15:37 > 1:15:40- HE GRUNTS - Right...
1:15:40 > 1:15:45GRUNTING AND GROANING
1:15:45 > 1:15:47Thank you...thank you...
1:15:49 > 1:15:52Argh, argh! Ooh! Ooh, me finger...
1:15:53 > 1:15:56This is the silliest stuff that I have ever heard!
1:15:56 > 1:15:57Ha!
1:15:57 > 1:15:59I wonder if the lion be to speak.
1:15:59 > 1:16:02One lion may, when many asses do!
1:16:05 > 1:16:08You, ladies - you whose gentle hearts do fear
1:16:08 > 1:16:12The smallest monstrous mouse that creeps on floor
1:16:12 > 1:16:16May now, perchance, both quake and tremble here,
1:16:16 > 1:16:20When lion rough in wildest rage doth ROAR!
1:16:22 > 1:16:25Then know that I as Snug the joiner am.
1:16:25 > 1:16:28OUT OF CHARACTER: It's me, I'm...I'm Snug. I'm Sn...
1:16:28 > 1:16:30(Get on with it!)
1:16:30 > 1:16:34IN CHARACTER: A-A lion fell, nor else no lion's dam,
1:16:34 > 1:16:37For if I should as lion come in strife
1:16:37 > 1:16:41Into this place, 'twere pity on my life.
1:16:43 > 1:16:47This lanthorn doth the horned moon present...
1:16:47 > 1:16:50He should have worn the horns on his head.
1:16:56 > 1:17:00This lanthorn doth the horned moon present...
1:17:00 > 1:17:04He is no crescent! And his horns are invisible within the circumference.
1:17:04 > 1:17:06This lanthorn doth the horned moon present -
1:17:06 > 1:17:10Myself the man in the moon do seem to be.
1:17:10 > 1:17:12Ah, this is the greatest error of all the rest.
1:17:12 > 1:17:15The man should be IN the lantern. How is it else the man in the moon?
1:17:15 > 1:17:18All I have to say is to tell you this lantern is the moon,
1:17:18 > 1:17:22I am the man in the moon, this thorn bush my thorn bush,
1:17:22 > 1:17:24- and this dog my dog. - PUPPET SQUEAKS
1:17:24 > 1:17:26MURMURING
1:17:33 > 1:17:36- This is old Ninny's Tomb. - (Ninus'! Ugh!)
1:17:36 > 1:17:38But-But where is my love?
1:17:39 > 1:17:40O!
1:17:40 > 1:17:43FLUTE SHRIEKS
1:17:43 > 1:17:45Rarrrrrr!
1:17:45 > 1:17:48Ha! Well roared, lion! Well run, Thisbe!
1:17:51 > 1:17:53Well shone, moon!
1:17:54 > 1:17:56Well moused, lion!
1:17:56 > 1:17:57Ha!
1:17:59 > 1:18:02Ah - and then came Pyramus. And so the lion vanished!
1:18:02 > 1:18:04HE LAUGHS
1:18:09 > 1:18:13Sweet moon, I thank thee for thy sunny beams.
1:18:13 > 1:18:17I thank thee, moon, for shining now so bright.
1:18:17 > 1:18:20For, by thy gracious, golden, glittering gleams,
1:18:20 > 1:18:23I trust to take of truest Thisbe sight.
1:18:25 > 1:18:29But stay - O, spite! But mark, poor knight,
1:18:29 > 1:18:31What dreadful dole is here?
1:18:31 > 1:18:33Eyes, do you see?
1:18:33 > 1:18:39How can it be? O, dainty duck, O, dear!
1:18:39 > 1:18:44Thy mantle good - What, stained with blood!
1:18:44 > 1:18:46Approach, ye Furies fell!
1:18:46 > 1:18:48SOME LAUGHTER
1:18:48 > 1:18:51O, Fates, come, come,
1:18:51 > 1:18:53Cut thread and thrum,
1:18:53 > 1:18:56Quail, crush, conclude, and quell.
1:18:56 > 1:18:57HE LAUGHS
1:18:57 > 1:19:00Beshrew my heart, but I pity the man!
1:19:02 > 1:19:06Come, tears, confound.
1:19:06 > 1:19:10Out sword, and wound The pap of Pyramus.
1:19:10 > 1:19:13Ay, that left pap,
1:19:13 > 1:19:16Where heart doth hop.
1:19:17 > 1:19:19Thus die I -
1:19:19 > 1:19:21thus!
1:19:22 > 1:19:24LAUGHTER Thus!
1:19:24 > 1:19:26HE LAUGHS HEARTILY Thus!
1:19:26 > 1:19:29Thus! Thus!
1:19:29 > 1:19:31HE LAUGHS, THEN GRUNTS
1:19:31 > 1:19:33Thus!
1:19:36 > 1:19:39Now am I dead,
1:19:39 > 1:19:42Now am I fled.
1:19:42 > 1:19:47My soul is in the sky.
1:19:47 > 1:19:49Tongue, lose thy light.
1:19:49 > 1:19:53Moon, take thy flight.
1:19:55 > 1:19:57OUT OF CHARACTER: Take thy flight.
1:19:57 > 1:19:58LAUGHTER
1:19:58 > 1:20:00Now die!
1:20:00 > 1:20:02LAUGHTER
1:20:02 > 1:20:03Die!
1:20:03 > 1:20:05THESEUS LAUGHS HEARTILY Die!
1:20:07 > 1:20:09Die!
1:20:09 > 1:20:11Dieeee!
1:20:11 > 1:20:13Die!
1:20:13 > 1:20:15Die! Die!
1:20:15 > 1:20:17Die!
1:20:19 > 1:20:21APPLAUSE
1:20:21 > 1:20:23CHEERING
1:20:27 > 1:20:29SHOUTING AND APPLAUSE ECHOES
1:20:36 > 1:20:38- APPLAUSE CONTINUES - Bravo!
1:20:41 > 1:20:43No die, but an ace for him!
1:20:44 > 1:20:47Oh, here she comes, and her passion ends the play.
1:20:47 > 1:20:50She hath spied him already, with those sweet eyes.
1:20:53 > 1:20:55Asleep, my love?
1:20:57 > 1:20:59What, dead, my dove?
1:21:01 > 1:21:04O, Pyramus, arise.
1:21:04 > 1:21:06Speak, speak.
1:21:07 > 1:21:09Quite dumb?
1:21:11 > 1:21:13Dead, dead?
1:21:15 > 1:21:17A tomb Must cover thy sweet eyes.
1:21:24 > 1:21:27These lily lips,
1:21:27 > 1:21:28This cherry nose,
1:21:30 > 1:21:35These yellow cowslip cheeks Are gone, are gone.
1:21:44 > 1:21:46THUNDERCLAP
1:21:59 > 1:22:03Lovers, make moan -
1:22:03 > 1:22:06His eyes were green as leeks.
1:22:06 > 1:22:11O, sisters three, Come, come to me With hands as pale as milk...
1:22:11 > 1:22:15Lay them in gore Since you have shore With shears his thread of silk.
1:22:15 > 1:22:18MUSIC DROWNS SPEECH
1:22:18 > 1:22:20THUNDERCLAP
1:22:30 > 1:22:32THUNDER SUBSIDES
1:22:36 > 1:22:38Tongue, not a word.
1:22:39 > 1:22:42Come, trusty sword,
1:22:42 > 1:22:45Come, blade, my breast imbrue.
1:22:52 > 1:22:54And farewell, friends.
1:22:55 > 1:22:58Thus Thisbe ends.
1:23:01 > 1:23:03Adieu,
1:23:03 > 1:23:05adieu...
1:23:07 > 1:23:08..adieu.
1:23:20 > 1:23:22ONE PERSON CLAPS SLOWLY
1:23:25 > 1:23:27Hoorah!
1:23:28 > 1:23:31CHEERING
1:23:55 > 1:23:59But-But-But come, your-your Bergomask! Bergomask!
1:23:59 > 1:24:02AUDIENCE CHANT: Bergomask! Bergomask! Bergomask!
1:24:02 > 1:24:04THEY PLAY FOLK MUSIC
1:24:04 > 1:24:08# It was a lover and his lass
1:24:08 > 1:24:11# With a hey and a ho and a hey nonino
1:24:11 > 1:24:15# That over the green cornfield did pass
1:24:15 > 1:24:18# In the springtime
1:24:18 > 1:24:20# The only pretty ring time
1:24:20 > 1:24:24# When birds do sing
1:24:24 > 1:24:27# Ding-a-ding-ding-ding
1:24:28 > 1:24:32# Sweet lovers love the spring... #
1:24:32 > 1:24:35Let your epilogue alone.
1:24:35 > 1:24:41# Sweet lovers love the spring
1:24:42 > 1:24:46# Between the acres and the rye
1:24:46 > 1:24:49# With a hey and a ho and a hey nonino
1:24:49 > 1:24:52# Those pretty country folks would lie
1:24:52 > 1:24:55# In the springtime
1:24:55 > 1:24:58# The only pretty ring time
1:24:58 > 1:25:01# When birds do sing
1:25:01 > 1:25:06# Ding-a-ding-ding-ding
1:25:06 > 1:25:13# Sweet lovers love the spring
1:25:13 > 1:25:19# Sweet lovers love the spring... #
1:25:52 > 1:25:55Now until the break of day
1:25:55 > 1:25:59Through this house each fairy stray.
1:26:19 > 1:26:23Never harm, nor spell, nor charm,
1:26:23 > 1:26:26Come our lovely lady nigh.
1:26:39 > 1:26:42Hand in hand with fairy grace,
1:26:42 > 1:26:45Will we sing and bless this place.
1:27:13 > 1:27:15Hey, hey, hey!
1:27:15 > 1:27:17# This carol they began that hour
1:27:17 > 1:27:22# With a hey and a ho and a hey nonino
1:27:22 > 1:27:25# How that a life was but a flower
1:27:25 > 1:27:27# In the springtime
1:27:27 > 1:27:30# The only pretty ring time... #
1:27:32 > 1:27:35Now the people of it blessed
1:27:35 > 1:27:38Ever shall in safety rest.
1:27:41 > 1:27:44# And therefore take the present time
1:27:44 > 1:27:47# With a hey and a ho and a hey nonino
1:27:47 > 1:27:50# For love is crowned with the prime
1:27:50 > 1:27:53# In the springtime
1:27:53 > 1:27:56# The only pretty ring time
1:27:56 > 1:28:00# When birds do sing
1:28:00 > 1:28:03# Ding-a-ding-ding-ding
1:28:04 > 1:28:16# Sweet lovers love the spring
1:28:17 > 1:28:25# Sweet lovers love the spring. #
1:28:33 > 1:28:36If we shadows have offended,
1:28:36 > 1:28:38Think but this, and all is mended -
1:28:38 > 1:28:42That you have but slumbered here
1:28:42 > 1:28:43While these visions did appear.
1:28:43 > 1:28:46And this weak and idle theme
1:28:46 > 1:28:49No more yielding but a dream,
1:28:49 > 1:28:51Gentles, do not reprehend.
1:28:51 > 1:28:54If you pardon, we will mend,
1:28:54 > 1:28:57Else the Puck a liar call.
1:28:57 > 1:28:59So, good night unto you all.
1:28:59 > 1:29:02Give me your hands if we be friends,
1:29:02 > 1:29:05And Robin shall restore amends.
1:29:06 > 1:29:09CHEERING