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0:00:15 > 0:00:17Happy birthday, William!
0:00:17 > 0:00:19Thanks, Mum.
0:00:19 > 0:00:21Ta-dah! Aw...
0:00:26 > 0:00:30I've got a very special present for you this year, William.
0:00:30 > 0:00:33Really? What's the one thing you've always wanted more than
0:00:33 > 0:00:36anything else, ever since you were a little boy?
0:00:36 > 0:00:38That putty where you put your finger into it and it makes a fart noise.
0:00:38 > 0:00:43No. Oh, the little megaphone where you speak into it and it makes your voice go high like a little alien.
0:00:43 > 0:00:45No. Trainers that light up when you walk.
0:00:45 > 0:00:47No. Oh, one of those little rubber things and when you turn it
0:00:47 > 0:00:51inside out, you pop it on a table and it pops up into the air. No.
0:00:51 > 0:00:53Marble maze, a great big marble maze.
0:00:53 > 0:00:56No. Not a gift, I mean in life.
0:00:56 > 0:00:59What's your biggest ambition, William?
0:00:59 > 0:01:02Well, that's easy - it's to do jury service.
0:01:02 > 0:01:05To answer the call and perform one of the most important tasks
0:01:05 > 0:01:08known to humankind - the task...
0:01:08 > 0:01:10BOTH: ..of justice.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12That's right.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14My little juror, just like your father.
0:01:14 > 0:01:18Yeah. Thanks to Dad and his fellow noble jurors,
0:01:18 > 0:01:22Melvin Baish is right where he belongs.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24At home with his wife and kids.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27Your father once stopped an innocent man from going to prison.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30Now it's your turn.
0:01:30 > 0:01:31Happy 30th, my angel.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41Oh, my God!
0:01:41 > 0:01:46Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Oh!
0:01:46 > 0:01:49THEY LAUGH AND CHEER
0:01:52 > 0:01:55I can't believe it's finally happened.
0:01:55 > 0:01:58Years of sifting through the post and finding nothing but disappointment.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05Is everything OK? Yeah.
0:02:05 > 0:02:09It just... It just says here that I need to be there today.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12That can't be right, can it? They're meant to tell you weeks in advance.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15Oh, yes, I wanted to save it for your birthday, you see.
0:02:15 > 0:02:18What? It came ages ago,
0:02:18 > 0:02:22but I thought it'd be nice for you to have it on your actual birthday.
0:02:22 > 0:02:23You thought...?
0:02:28 > 0:02:30This says I need to be there in half an hour.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32Oh, well, you can be a bit late - it is your special day.
0:02:32 > 0:02:35Late for justice? Never in my life.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40Good luck, William.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53# Ooh-ooh-ooh, won't you tell me the truth now... #
0:02:56 > 0:02:58Hi there.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00SCANNER BLEEPS
0:03:00 > 0:03:03# Don't wanna hear an excuse now....
0:03:03 > 0:03:05# Just give me, give me the truth
0:03:05 > 0:03:08# Gotta give me, give me the truth... #
0:03:08 > 0:03:10Hi. William Cryer.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13# Gotta give me, give me the truth
0:03:13 > 0:03:15# Gotta give me, give me the truth
0:03:19 > 0:03:21# All you gotta do is...
0:03:21 > 0:03:27# Ooh, ooh, ooh, won't you tell me the truth now
0:03:28 > 0:03:30# Ooh, ooh, ooh
0:03:30 > 0:03:31# Don't wanna hear an ex... #
0:03:33 > 0:03:35Jennifer Aschenbach...
0:03:35 > 0:03:37Don Cooley...
0:03:37 > 0:03:40Lucas Crawford... Oh, God. ..William Cryer.
0:03:40 > 0:03:44Yes! ..and Hugh Ruben-Jackson have been selected
0:03:44 > 0:03:46as members of the jury.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53I can't believe we made it.
0:03:53 > 0:03:5512 angry men.
0:03:55 > 0:03:59And women. There's plenty of angry women here, too.
0:03:59 > 0:04:04It's, er... It's a film. 12 Angry Men - it's about a jury.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07None of you look angry. Don't we?
0:04:07 > 0:04:08DOOR OPENS
0:04:08 > 0:04:10Hello, the jury.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12I'm Judge Henman, just giving you a heads-up -
0:04:12 > 0:04:15this case is probably going to be a long one, a proper slog.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17Which one of us will be the foreman?
0:04:17 > 0:04:20The defendant is one Darren Levinson, a croupier at
0:04:20 > 0:04:23a local casino, accused of murdering a work colleague.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25Yes, folks, it's a murder trial.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27Yes! Get in! Yes! Yeah!
0:04:29 > 0:04:32Congratulations. Murder is the dream.
0:04:32 > 0:04:36Oh, hey, hey, we should show some restraint, surely.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39Hey, this is my final case, baby. New rules!
0:04:39 > 0:04:42Rule number one is, be cool.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45What's your name, moody? Jen. No way!
0:04:45 > 0:04:49That's my name! Two people with the same name. That's crazy! No.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51No, you can't both be called Jen - it's too confusing.
0:04:51 > 0:04:55This is murder, remember? Let's not make it harder than it already is.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58Well, fine, I can be called Jen One and you can be called...
0:04:58 > 0:05:00Wolf! Wolf!
0:05:00 > 0:05:02Like the animal! That's so cool.
0:05:02 > 0:05:06Great nickname, Wolf. Who do you think the foreman will be?
0:05:06 > 0:05:09Now, Jen One, rule number two in my courtroom is,
0:05:09 > 0:05:11don't be a party-pooper, OK?
0:05:11 > 0:05:14Well, surely if she's called Wolf, I could go back to being Jen.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17That would work if your name wasn't already Jen One, but it is,
0:05:17 > 0:05:20so... OK, great chat.
0:05:20 > 0:05:24See you in court for the super-cool murder trial we're all doing later.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26This guy's the foreman.
0:05:29 > 0:05:34Lucas. Commiserations to the rest of you. No-one wants to be foreman, mate.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37Most of us don't even want to be here.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39Congratulations, mate. Well played.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45I don't mind being deputy foreman, if no-one else wants it.
0:05:45 > 0:05:49No-one else wants it because deputy foreman isn't a thing.
0:05:49 > 0:05:50Sorry about that, William.
0:05:52 > 0:05:53How do you know my name's William?
0:05:53 > 0:05:56Oh, boy. You're going to be an excellent juror, aren't you?
0:05:56 > 0:06:01I know your name's William because you're the only one wearing a name badge, birthday boy.
0:06:01 > 0:06:05How could you possibly know that it's...? Oh, don't say what you're about to ask him.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07Figure it out in your head first.
0:06:07 > 0:06:11Hey, if Wolf had a name badge, you know what it would say?
0:06:12 > 0:06:15Would it say Wolf?
0:06:15 > 0:06:16Yeah.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18Crazy.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23HE MOUTHS
0:06:36 > 0:06:37Don't wave.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44Guilty. Very guilty.
0:06:44 > 0:06:48This won't take long. You're not supposed to say that - we haven't even started yet.
0:06:48 > 0:06:51He looks guilty. Big time. Yeah, but does he only look guilty because he's in court?
0:06:51 > 0:06:55I'm in court, I don't look guilty. Guilty of being cool, maybe.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58Hey, we should sit next to each other. I don't mind swapping. Nice.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03Coming through. Oi!
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Sam. Wolf.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09You're so cool. I think the defendant looks quite nice.
0:07:09 > 0:07:13Yeah, he seems like a good bloke. You can't really say that either.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16PC brigade over here, censoring everybody.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19No, I just think we should be professional, you know,
0:07:19 > 0:07:21sort of focus, focus.
0:07:21 > 0:07:24Hello! Where's that chap off to?
0:07:24 > 0:07:26Oh, that's the, er... That's the courtroom artist.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28What a lot of people don't know about courtroom artists
0:07:28 > 0:07:31is they're not actually allowed to draw in court,
0:07:31 > 0:07:35so what they have to do is memorise what somebody looks like, then nip out and draw it somewhere else.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38How's he meant to do good drawings of us if he's not looking at us?
0:07:38 > 0:07:41I think he just remembers. Well, that sounds terrible.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44Sh-sh-sh-sh. The opening statements are starting!
0:07:44 > 0:07:48Who cares? That guy's going to draw ugly pictures of us and show them to everyone. Is he?
0:07:48 > 0:07:51Is he going to show them to EVERYONE?
0:07:51 > 0:07:54The Oxford English Dictionary describes murder as the...
0:07:54 > 0:07:57Yes, Wolf. Who gets to see that artist guy's drawings?
0:07:57 > 0:07:59It depends how bad they are.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01If he makes you look like a pack of mingers,
0:08:01 > 0:08:06then we'll probably pass them round chambers once or twice.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09She's called Wolf. Short for Jen.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11Carry on.
0:08:14 > 0:08:17The Oxford English Dictionary describes murder as
0:08:17 > 0:08:22"the unlawful, premeditated killing of one human being by another".
0:08:23 > 0:08:26I describe murder as despicable.
0:08:26 > 0:08:30Darren Levinson would probably describe murder as
0:08:30 > 0:08:34his favourite thing - a bit of a laugh, maybe even a hobby.
0:08:34 > 0:08:38I would describe Darren Levinson as a naughty man.
0:08:38 > 0:08:40(A naughty man.)
0:08:40 > 0:08:43And all I ask of you, the jury, is to agree with me,
0:08:43 > 0:08:45not just about this point,
0:08:45 > 0:08:49but about every point I raise throughout this entire trial,
0:08:49 > 0:08:52because only then can justice be served,
0:08:52 > 0:08:57and only then can we put a stop to murder forever.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03Should they be clapping?
0:09:23 > 0:09:26You a bit of a drawer? Sorry?
0:09:26 > 0:09:27You a bit of a drawer?
0:09:32 > 0:09:34Oh, my God, what a day!
0:09:34 > 0:09:36I could just keep on going and going, couldn't you?
0:09:36 > 0:09:38This is everything I always dreamed it would be.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41I agree. This is everything I've always dreamed it would be.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43Glad to see someone else taking this seriously.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46What, maintaining the balance of right and wrong? Hell, yeah!
0:09:46 > 0:09:50Me too. I'm a primary school teacher, so it comes with the territory.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52What's your excuse? Oh, it runs in the family.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55May dad was a juror back in '91. Oh, wow! What was the case?
0:09:55 > 0:09:59Embezzlement. The accused was an auctioneer named Melvin Baish.
0:09:59 > 0:10:02It was actually one of the quickest cases in the history of all court cases,
0:10:02 > 0:10:05because my father's jury made the right decision and they made it fast.
0:10:05 > 0:10:09Plus most of the witnesses were auctioneers. They speak incredibly quickly,
0:10:09 > 0:10:12so it was over in a couple of days. Golly-gosh! What was the verdict?
0:10:12 > 0:10:15Oh, innocent. Dad knows an innocent man when he sees one - I can tell you that for free.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18And what's your daddy doing now? He's in prison.
0:10:20 > 0:10:21Ah.
0:10:21 > 0:10:22OK.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25HE CLAPS Foreman speaking.
0:10:25 > 0:10:26Let's get down to business.
0:10:26 > 0:10:30I don't like this courtroom artist situation any more than the rest of you,
0:10:30 > 0:10:33so I propose we run a little experiment.
0:10:33 > 0:10:37One of you goes outside and does a drawing from memory of another juror.
0:10:37 > 0:10:39If it's good, we can all relax.
0:10:39 > 0:10:43If it's bad, then we know we've got a problem on our hands.
0:10:43 > 0:10:44I can draw. I love drawing -
0:10:44 > 0:10:47I've got my own art kit and I doodle in my downtime.
0:10:47 > 0:10:50Well, very well, let's pick someone for you to draw.
0:10:50 > 0:10:53Jen One should be OK - she's not got a complex face.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56Great. I love drawing people with funny hair.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58But I have to go home now - I can't stay for drawing.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01You can't go home! We've just finished our first day of jury duty -
0:11:01 > 0:11:03we need to hit the town and celebrate.
0:11:03 > 0:11:04I'd be up for hitting the town.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07Very well. We'll all go for a drink as a jury and while we're there,
0:11:07 > 0:11:11Hugh can try and draw Jen One. Everyone wins. I'm not sure I win.
0:11:11 > 0:11:12I've got my art kit - I'm all set.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14Well, maybe just a quick one, but I can't stay late.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18LOUD DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
0:11:29 > 0:11:32I own a building supply company.
0:11:32 > 0:11:34That's great. Er...
0:11:34 > 0:11:38Mr Martin, but friends call me Mr Martin.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40Sorry, did you say you're called Martin? Ha-ha!
0:11:40 > 0:11:45No, MR Martin. If my first name was Martin, I'd be called Martin Martin.
0:11:45 > 0:11:47HE LAUGHS
0:11:47 > 0:11:50And what do you do?
0:11:50 > 0:11:52I'm a juror. Oh, wow! I did jury duty once.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54What's your actual job, though?
0:11:54 > 0:11:57I'm a juror. I thought you worked in a cinema.
0:11:57 > 0:12:00That is not who I am. I'm a juror and I always have been.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02That's impossible.
0:12:02 > 0:12:03Thank you.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06Hugh's been gone for a while now.
0:12:06 > 0:12:08It doesn't matter how long he's gone for.
0:12:08 > 0:12:11The point is, he leaves the nightclub and does a drawing
0:12:11 > 0:12:13of Jen One, a fair test.
0:12:13 > 0:12:14If the drawing's rubbish,
0:12:14 > 0:12:17then we know we've got a problem with this courtroom artist.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19But how does this test prove anything?
0:12:19 > 0:12:23I mean, Hugh isn't even a courtroom artist - he's a member of the jury.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25I don't even know what his job is.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27Didn't he say he does something really snooty,
0:12:27 > 0:12:30like run a members-only club? No, that's me.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32I run a members-only club,
0:12:32 > 0:12:36and you just blew what little chance you had of ever becoming a member.
0:12:36 > 0:12:37Yeah?
0:12:37 > 0:12:40Well, you just got yourself banned from Ballard's amusement arcade,
0:12:40 > 0:12:42mate. We can all play that game.
0:12:42 > 0:12:45Blam! Banned from the arcade.
0:12:45 > 0:12:48During my shifts, Monday to Thursday daytimes.
0:12:48 > 0:12:50You can go ahead and ban me, too, man.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52Members' clubs are sad - too many rules.
0:12:52 > 0:12:55Oh, yeah, not like this place, where people are allowed to piss wherever
0:12:55 > 0:12:59they like. Yeah, I agree - you definitely belong here, both of you.
0:12:59 > 0:13:02You don't know me. You think I'm not sophisticated?
0:13:02 > 0:13:05Why don't you ask me what my job is?
0:13:05 > 0:13:09What's your job? I'm a poet, and you didn't even know it.
0:13:09 > 0:13:12Ooh. Are you really a poet?
0:13:12 > 0:13:15Because you just rhymed "poet" with "know it", you know?
0:13:15 > 0:13:16Like a child does?
0:13:16 > 0:13:20You just got yourself banned from Stanza Bonanza.
0:13:21 > 0:13:24Tuesday nights at the Wheatsheaf, yeah? Oh.
0:13:24 > 0:13:27MUSIC: On The Regular by Shamir
0:13:34 > 0:13:37We don't like to pigeonhole ourselves. It's pretty alternative.
0:13:37 > 0:13:40Wow! I wish I could play the guitar.
0:13:40 > 0:13:41What's your band called?
0:13:41 > 0:13:46Trudge. What? T-R-U-D-G-E.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49Trudge. Ugh. Can you spell "depressing" as well?
0:13:49 > 0:13:53I like country or western music.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55Who wants to see my drawing?
0:13:55 > 0:13:58Oh, finally. Thank you, Hugh.
0:13:59 > 0:14:02Right, he's been hanging out with you all day -
0:14:02 > 0:14:04he thinks you look like...
0:14:04 > 0:14:09that. That's really good, actually, Hugh. I like it. It's like you've drawn a photograph.
0:14:09 > 0:14:12It's not like he's drawn a photograph! We're in deep shit.
0:14:12 > 0:14:15He was gone longer than the courtroom artist as well, wasn't he?
0:14:15 > 0:14:20That's because you made him go outside. He would've had to queue to get back in again.
0:14:20 > 0:14:23No worries. I love queuing.
0:14:23 > 0:14:26Hugh, what is it that you do?
0:14:26 > 0:14:29I'm a supervisor at the bureau de change. What? Bureau de change.
0:14:29 > 0:14:32It means bureau...of change.
0:14:32 > 0:14:36We change your money into other money at the Post Office. We have our own window.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38Is that why you said you like queues earlier?
0:14:38 > 0:14:40You tell me. Yes?
0:14:40 > 0:14:43Yeah! So, are you rich, then?
0:14:43 > 0:14:44Nah, I just love currency.
0:14:44 > 0:14:48Do you know Australian money is waterproof and in America they don't call it money,
0:14:48 > 0:14:50they call it "Benjamins" - what?!
0:14:52 > 0:14:54That guy is so cool.
0:14:54 > 0:14:59Listen. We all need to keep an eye on this bastard courtroom artist.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01At this point, it's priority number one.
0:15:01 > 0:15:05It's no good solving a murder case if you're forever remembered as a munter.
0:15:05 > 0:15:08Even though you don't wear glasses,
0:15:08 > 0:15:11I can see why he's given you glasses. Do you know what I mean?
0:15:11 > 0:15:14You've got a glasses vibe. So, what's this case about, then?
0:15:14 > 0:15:16Oh, no way. It's a big secret.
0:15:16 > 0:15:19We can't tell a single person outside the courtroom.
0:15:19 > 0:15:21He doesn't have an alibi and the murder weapon was found in his own
0:15:21 > 0:15:24bedroom, so it's already looking pretty bad.
0:15:24 > 0:15:26Wow! Do you think you're going to crack the case?
0:15:26 > 0:15:29Pardon? Do you think you're going to crack the case?
0:15:30 > 0:15:33What case? The court case you're on jury for.
0:15:35 > 0:15:37I don't know what you're on about, mate.
0:15:39 > 0:15:41You were just telling me how you're...
0:15:50 > 0:15:52He told her what?! I'm so, so sorry.
0:15:52 > 0:15:58Save it, William. Blabbing's the one thing everyone knows you shouldn't do, and you did it immediately.
0:15:58 > 0:16:01You're fired. Oh, you can't fire people.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03Yes, I can, because I'm the foreman,
0:16:03 > 0:16:07and now you're fired and your name's Jen Two.
0:16:07 > 0:16:10Demoted. So, is she fired or demoted, mate?
0:16:10 > 0:16:13Both. And I'd do the same to you if it wasn't exactly what you wanted.
0:16:13 > 0:16:16Does this mean I won't get a pay rise or a company car?
0:16:16 > 0:16:18How will this affect my pension, boss?
0:16:18 > 0:16:22I'm not so sure she'll blab. She says she done jury service herself in the past.
0:16:22 > 0:16:26Oh! So she's industry! That's fine, man.
0:16:26 > 0:16:28Once a juror, always a juror.
0:16:28 > 0:16:31No. Not once a juror, always a juror.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33Just once a juror.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36Wolf's right. All William did was tell another juror -
0:16:36 > 0:16:38that's like telling one of us.
0:16:38 > 0:16:42Totally. It's like if a butcher told another butcher
0:16:42 > 0:16:43about a murder.
0:16:44 > 0:16:47I'm a butcher, and I didn't tell anyone about the murder.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50No-one's accusing you of anything, Don.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52I can't believe I've messed up so soon -
0:16:52 > 0:16:56it's day two and I've already let my father down. Oh, please.
0:16:56 > 0:16:57I heard what you said to Jen Two.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00Your father's in prison, William.
0:17:00 > 0:17:02For a crime he didn't commit.
0:17:02 > 0:17:04And if he'd had a good jury instead of a bad jury,
0:17:04 > 0:17:06he'd be a free man by now. OK, OK, William, William,
0:17:06 > 0:17:09did you get this lady's number?
0:17:09 > 0:17:12Yes. My man! Thanks, Mr Martin. Right.
0:17:12 > 0:17:15Ring her up, find out what she knows.
0:17:15 > 0:17:18No, you can't ring her the very next morning.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20You have to wait three days at least.
0:17:20 > 0:17:23I rang my Tina the very next morning. Didn't do me no harm.
0:17:23 > 0:17:26Good point, Don. Tell William what you did, Don.
0:17:28 > 0:17:33I pretended it was a wrong number and that I meant to ring the fire brigade. Neat little trick.
0:17:33 > 0:17:35Oh, hi, Doctor, it's me.
0:17:35 > 0:17:38Sorry? Who is this? Fiona?
0:17:38 > 0:17:40I'm so sorry, Fiona,
0:17:40 > 0:17:43I've rung you by mistake when I was meant to ring my doctor.
0:17:43 > 0:17:46I wasn't going to ring you for another three days.
0:17:46 > 0:17:47It's William.
0:17:47 > 0:17:49William from last night.
0:17:50 > 0:17:51William the juror.
0:17:53 > 0:17:56There's the murder trial, the croupier who killed his work colleague?
0:17:56 > 0:17:59He doesn't have an alibi. They found the body next to his blackjack table.
0:17:59 > 0:18:02They found the murder weapon in his own bedroom.
0:18:02 > 0:18:06Yes, William, yes! Hello, hi. How are you doing?
0:18:06 > 0:18:10Oh, hey, while I've got you on the phone, I wanted to know how much you remember about the case.
0:18:12 > 0:18:15Correct me if I'm wrong, but a casino -
0:18:15 > 0:18:18that's chock-full of security cameras, am I right?
0:18:18 > 0:18:22Yes. And it's your job to watch those screens, yes?
0:18:22 > 0:18:25Most people don't realise, sometimes poems don't even need to rhyme -
0:18:25 > 0:18:29you can just use cool words. Yeah, man. I love cool words.
0:18:29 > 0:18:33I've got a cool word for you - shut up.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37Ugh. Son of a bitch.
0:18:37 > 0:18:39I'm hung over - he can't draw me today.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41I hate him so much.
0:18:41 > 0:18:45You should. You'll come out of this the worst - you look like shit.
0:18:45 > 0:18:48Oi, watch your mouth, jumper-shoulders! This is court.
0:18:48 > 0:18:52It's the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
0:18:52 > 0:18:53I was just being honest.
0:18:53 > 0:18:56You're just being rude, actually, mate.
0:18:56 > 0:18:58That's what being honest is.
0:18:58 > 0:19:00He's right.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02I don't want to get kicked off the jury, Mr Martin.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04I've worked my whole life for this.
0:19:04 > 0:19:08Relax, buddy. I've been in some sticky situations during my rise to the top.
0:19:08 > 0:19:11I know just how to handle this sort of thing.
0:19:11 > 0:19:14Arrange a meet-up. It's time to bribe this young lady.
0:19:14 > 0:19:16Hey, guys.
0:19:16 > 0:19:20Are you openly discussing bribing people while we're in court?
0:19:20 > 0:19:23Just being honest. The truth,
0:19:23 > 0:19:25the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
0:19:25 > 0:19:27You can't just say, "The truth..."
0:19:27 > 0:19:30Relax. We're jurors.
0:19:30 > 0:19:32Excuse me?
0:19:32 > 0:19:36He means we've got immunity when it comes to illegal stuff.
0:19:36 > 0:19:38Chill out, Jen One.
0:19:38 > 0:19:41Oh, hey. I'm going to rob a shop after this,
0:19:41 > 0:19:44if you fancy robbing a shop. Don't wind me up.
0:19:44 > 0:19:46I know you're not robbing a shop.
0:19:46 > 0:19:49The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
0:19:49 > 0:19:51I like to say that as well.
0:19:53 > 0:19:56He's back! Everyone look as fit as you can!
0:20:15 > 0:20:18Hey, um, I just wanted to say, I thought it was really cool that you
0:20:18 > 0:20:20didn't wait ages to ask me out on a date.
0:20:20 > 0:20:22It's so refreshing. Yeah, I'm not that guy.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29I'm looking forward to seeing this film - I love John Cusack.
0:20:29 > 0:20:32Me too! Ever since Runaway Jury.
0:20:32 > 0:20:35Wow, I've never met anyone who loves Cusack as much as me.
0:20:35 > 0:20:38Do you think he'll be a juror in this film, too? Um, I think it's set in the jungle.
0:20:40 > 0:20:41Jungle jury.
0:20:50 > 0:20:53Say, Fiona, would you... Would you care for some popcorn?
0:20:53 > 0:20:54No, thanks.
0:20:54 > 0:20:57Are you sure? It's... It's mighty tasty.
0:20:57 > 0:20:59Well, sure, why not?
0:21:01 > 0:21:04What's this? Why don't you open it up and find out?
0:21:13 > 0:21:15More cinema tickets?
0:21:15 > 0:21:18You don't even know how well this date's gone yet.
0:21:18 > 0:21:20They're not for us - they're just for you. I don't understand.
0:21:20 > 0:21:22No, just keep them, it's cool.
0:21:24 > 0:21:26These are tickets for the film we're about to see.
0:21:26 > 0:21:30Yeah, it's a different screening, though, so you can bring a friend who hasn't seen it before. Why?
0:21:30 > 0:21:33Oh, I don't know. Maybe because you're not going to tell
0:21:33 > 0:21:35anyone about all of the murder trial stuff I said the other night.
0:21:44 > 0:21:46Are you trying to bribe me?
0:21:46 > 0:21:48Yes. With cinema tickets?
0:21:50 > 0:21:53And... Ooh.
0:21:53 > 0:21:55I'm going to report you to the police.
0:21:55 > 0:21:58Oh, come on. I'm a juror - who do you think they're going to believe?
0:21:58 > 0:22:00Well, when you're on trial, maybe I'll be on the jury.
0:22:00 > 0:22:03That'd be a huge coincidence, wouldn't it? Anyway, you're not a juror, I am,
0:22:03 > 0:22:07so it's more likely that I will be on the jury and then I'll be very nice to myself and I'll say,
0:22:07 > 0:22:11"Not guilty." I wasn't going to tell anyone about your boring trial but now I am, because this is
0:22:11 > 0:22:15probably the worst date I've ever been on! Don't leave! You're going to miss the film - John Cusack!
0:22:15 > 0:22:19I've got two tickets to a different screening, so I'd rather wait and see it with someone else.
0:22:19 > 0:22:24Not another guy, though? Yeah, actually. Probably my friend Jake from art class.
0:22:24 > 0:22:26Oh, cool, how long have you been doing art class?
0:22:26 > 0:22:28This isn't a date any more, William!
0:22:28 > 0:22:31Can you move, please? All right.
0:22:31 > 0:22:33Fiona. No!
0:22:33 > 0:22:36Fiona... Sorry about this. No!
0:22:36 > 0:22:39He's out of control. I mean, if he can make me look this bad,
0:22:39 > 0:22:41imagine what he's going to do with the rest of you.
0:22:41 > 0:22:45He'll have a field day. That wasn't by the courtroom artist.
0:22:45 > 0:22:47That was another drawing that Hugh did of you.
0:22:47 > 0:22:51If anything, I think you should be worried about whether Hugh even likes you or not. Who cares?
0:22:51 > 0:22:53I doubt that idiot likes anything as much as he likes change.
0:22:53 > 0:22:55Who the hell does? I've solved it!
0:22:55 > 0:22:57I've got the answer to both our problems!
0:22:57 > 0:23:00Have you really(?) And the answer is...?
0:23:02 > 0:23:05Are you telling me this lady knows the Wi-Fi code
0:23:05 > 0:23:07and what happened to my birthday cake?
0:23:07 > 0:23:12No, Don, I'm telling you that she is an artist, and what happens when you put an artist into the courtroom?
0:23:12 > 0:23:16They will catch enough fish to feed themselves for a lifetime.
0:23:16 > 0:23:19You guys want rid of the courtroom artist
0:23:19 > 0:23:22and I told this lady about the murder when I shouldn't have, OK?
0:23:22 > 0:23:24So what if we get the courtroom artist fired
0:23:24 > 0:23:28and replace him with her? She's allowed to know everything if she's the courtroom artist.
0:23:28 > 0:23:32Plus she's way better than the old artist, look. Show them.
0:23:32 > 0:23:34That's Michael Jackson. Correct.
0:23:34 > 0:23:37Now, all we need to do is convince the judge.
0:23:37 > 0:23:38Well, in all my years,
0:23:38 > 0:23:42I've never had a jury ask me to fire a courtroom artist.
0:23:42 > 0:23:45And hire a new one - she's very good.
0:23:45 > 0:23:47She's taking fine art evening classes,
0:23:47 > 0:23:49her teacher says that her work is "groovy".
0:23:49 > 0:23:52And what's wrong with this chap? He's a fucking prick.
0:23:53 > 0:23:56Have you ever seen his drawings?
0:23:56 > 0:23:58No. Oh, come on, show them a sketch, mate.
0:23:58 > 0:24:01I'm sure this will put all your worries to rest.
0:24:03 > 0:24:07Who's that meant to be? It's Darren. Who's Darren?
0:24:07 > 0:24:09Darren is the name of the defendant.
0:24:09 > 0:24:14Oh, yeah. The guilty fella. Right. This is no better than one of Hugh's drawings.
0:24:14 > 0:24:17Thank you. It's god-awful. You've not made him look guilty enough.
0:24:17 > 0:24:19Was I meant to make him look guilty?
0:24:19 > 0:24:21Yeah, because guilty is what he looks like,
0:24:21 > 0:24:25so if you've not made him look guilty, you've not captured him, have you?
0:24:25 > 0:24:27He's already been captured, Sam.
0:24:27 > 0:24:31That's why he's in court. Poetry. Oh, nice.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33See? Even they're better artists than you are.
0:24:33 > 0:24:36They didn't draw anything - she just made a joke and they fist-bumped.
0:24:36 > 0:24:40And then she said the word "poetry" for some reason. Right, you aren't allowed to draw me, mate.
0:24:40 > 0:24:43If you do a drawing of me, then I'll do a drawing of you,
0:24:43 > 0:24:46and I'll draw a speech bubble coming out of your mouth,
0:24:46 > 0:24:49and I'll write "wanker" in the speech bubble and show it to everyone.
0:24:49 > 0:24:52Right, so you're going to do a drawing of me saying the word "wanker".
0:24:52 > 0:24:55Let me see it.
0:24:57 > 0:25:00Is this a hand or a paw?
0:25:00 > 0:25:03OK, look, I don't tell you how to judge, so don't tell me how to draw, OK?
0:25:03 > 0:25:06But she's judging your drawing, so you are telling her how to judge,
0:25:06 > 0:25:10aren't you, pal? Oh! Un-come-back-able! Right, that's it, I don't need this.
0:25:10 > 0:25:14I quit. I mean, sketching from memory in the corridors?
0:25:14 > 0:25:16Dealing with obnoxious jurors?
0:25:16 > 0:25:17Getting hassled by undercover cops?
0:25:17 > 0:25:20A true artist can't be expected to work under these conditions.
0:25:20 > 0:25:24You're not really a true artist, though, are you? Not like a Picasso and stuff.
0:25:24 > 0:25:27Oh, no? Well, you'll do well to remember that you cannot spell
0:25:27 > 0:25:30"courtroom artist" without "artist"!
0:25:30 > 0:25:33HUGH GASPS He's right!
0:25:36 > 0:25:38I knew we'd be the best jury.
0:25:38 > 0:25:41Bad juries send innocent men to prison,
0:25:41 > 0:25:43but good juries work as a team,
0:25:43 > 0:25:46and today we pulled together and forced a man to quit his job.
0:25:46 > 0:25:49Quite so. Welcome aboard, young lady.
0:25:49 > 0:25:53Hold on, I didn't know I had to go out in the corridor and draw from memory - that's way too hard.
0:25:53 > 0:25:57Sorry, I think you're going to have to find somebody else. No, wait... Maybe...
0:25:57 > 0:25:59Maybe we could make an exception.
0:25:59 > 0:26:01I beg your pardon? Well, I mean, she's going to be drawing you, too,
0:26:01 > 0:26:06Judge. You want her to make you look nice, don't you? Hmm.
0:26:06 > 0:26:07I like where this is going.
0:26:09 > 0:26:12If I could just clarify, do you mean to tell me...? Stay still!
0:26:16 > 0:26:20Do you mean to tell me...? Both of you.
0:26:21 > 0:26:23Do you mean to tell me you...?
0:26:23 > 0:26:27Hey, it's important you guys are looking at me during all this.
0:26:27 > 0:26:29Over here, maybe?
0:26:34 > 0:26:38Do you mean to tell me you had no idea he'd actually
0:26:38 > 0:26:40left the building?
0:26:40 > 0:26:42Oh, I'm going to prison.
0:26:47 > 0:26:49Evening, William.
0:26:49 > 0:26:51Hey. Oh, you look shattered, love.
0:26:51 > 0:26:54Long day? Yeah, you can say that again.
0:26:54 > 0:26:56I blabbed to someone when I shouldn't have.
0:26:56 > 0:26:58I told them that the defendant didn't have an alibi,
0:26:58 > 0:27:03that the body was found next to the blackjack table, that the murder weapon was found in their bedroom,
0:27:03 > 0:27:05and we had to fire the courtroom artist and he got very cross.
0:27:05 > 0:27:10Funny thing, actually - when he was scolding us, he mentioned undercover cops and I thought,
0:27:10 > 0:27:13"If this is a straightforward murder case, there shouldn't BE any undercover cops."
0:27:13 > 0:27:18I think this is part of something bigger. I think they've been investigating this guy for some time
0:27:18 > 0:27:21and that the murder is just the tip of the iceberg.
0:27:22 > 0:27:25Surprise!
0:27:25 > 0:27:28Congratulations on becoming a juror, William!
0:27:31 > 0:27:34Can I interest you guys in some cinema tickets?
0:27:36 > 0:27:39# Ooh, ooh, ooh
0:27:39 > 0:27:42# Won't you tell me the truth now?
0:27:44 > 0:27:46# Ooh, ooh, ooh
0:27:46 > 0:27:50# Don't wanna hear an excuse now
0:27:56 > 0:28:01# Tell me the truth. #