0:00:24 > 0:00:26Myles, turn it off and get ready for school -
0:00:26 > 0:00:28I'm not going to tell you again!
0:00:28 > 0:00:31Hi. My name's Kazim Adedayo,
0:00:31 > 0:00:34and I am the founder and co-owner of Speedi-Kazz.
0:00:34 > 0:00:35"What's that?"
0:00:35 > 0:00:38Speedi-Kazz is an errand service that picks up whatever you need
0:00:38 > 0:00:40and delivers it straight to your front door.
0:00:40 > 0:00:42Where are you lot hiding the cameras?
0:00:42 > 0:00:44- PHONE RINGS Sorry what?- Look, hold on.
0:00:47 > 0:00:50- HE WHISTLES - Psst, big man. Big man!
0:00:52 > 0:00:55- Where is she, then?- What?
0:00:55 > 0:00:57Stop being dumb, man! Where's Kazzandra?
0:00:57 > 0:01:00HE IMITATES MOANING
0:01:04 > 0:01:07Look, I haven't got time for your games, yeah?
0:01:07 > 0:01:10So if you and your reality TV show don't get away from my door,
0:01:10 > 0:01:12I'm going to call the mandem down here and...
0:01:12 > 0:01:14Oh, no, no! Look, um... Look.
0:01:14 > 0:01:17I received a message from this address requesting for the service.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21Ahh, this boy! Myles!
0:01:23 > 0:01:26- Why you always shouting my...? - Shut your mouth and explain this!
0:01:28 > 0:01:30Basically, one of my bredrens told me about
0:01:30 > 0:01:33this new delivery service, Speedi-Kazz, and I thought I'd
0:01:33 > 0:01:37do something nice and get one of your jackets dry cleaned.
0:01:37 > 0:01:38I swear you lot already paid for it.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40Yeah, he's right, madam.
0:01:40 > 0:01:43As you're Speedi-Kazz's fourth customer, on behalf of the company,
0:01:43 > 0:01:46we have already covered the cost of your dry cleaning.
0:01:50 > 0:01:54Erm... OK, well...get yourself ready for school, then, Myles.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57Are you blind? Can't you see I'm going?
0:01:57 > 0:01:58SHE GIGGLES
0:01:58 > 0:02:00All right, then. Well, have a nice day.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03Mum, I don't need a kiss. I'm...
0:02:03 > 0:02:05Stop! All right...!
0:02:05 > 0:02:07HE SPITS
0:02:12 > 0:02:14He thinks I'm his mate.
0:02:14 > 0:02:17Yeah, but I don't know if I'm coming back for third year.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20Yeah, but surely you understand that I don't want to pay
0:02:20 > 0:02:22nine grand for something I might not even be doing.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25Yeah, but I thought the student finance deadline was months away.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27- I...I didn't get the e-mail. - PHONE RINGS
0:02:27 > 0:02:31Look, I'm going to have to call you back. Yeah.
0:02:31 > 0:02:32Yep, I'll call you back.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34Hi Speedi-Kazz services, Jeremiah speaking.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36What have I told you?
0:02:36 > 0:02:40- What?- Let the business phone ring out longer. All right?
0:02:40 > 0:02:43- People will think we ain't busy, you know?- But we aren't.
0:02:43 > 0:02:44But your mum.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54- What you saying?- You good? How'd the delivery go?
0:02:54 > 0:02:56Yeah, it was calm, man. Proper.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58Our name's getting out there, you know?
0:02:58 > 0:03:01- How are you late, man? - Oh, just family stuff, innit?
0:03:01 > 0:03:04Brother, you've got to separate family and business, you know?
0:03:04 > 0:03:07- Professionalism, yeah? - Kaz! I'm sorry.
0:03:09 > 0:03:10I got something for you.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15Read it with an open mind, all right?
0:03:18 > 0:03:21MUSIC: Eko Ile by Fela Kutia
0:03:23 > 0:03:26STALLHOLDER SHOUTS
0:03:26 > 0:03:28Kaz, we're just recording a two-minute video.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30We explain who we are, what the business is about
0:03:30 > 0:03:33and then we're done - we don't need a script, bruv.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35Hey, the deadline for the application is today.
0:03:35 > 0:03:36We need some sort of structure!
0:03:38 > 0:03:40Listen, brother, we smash this application,
0:03:40 > 0:03:42we make it through to the interview stages.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44We make it through to the interview stages,
0:03:44 > 0:03:46we smash that - how much do they give us, J?
0:03:46 > 0:03:49- Nah, you're just going to... - How much do they give us, J?
0:03:49 > 0:03:50Go on...
0:03:51 > 0:03:53- HE SIGHS - £50,000.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56# Money, money, money, money! Eh!
0:03:56 > 0:03:57# Money!
0:03:57 > 0:04:01# Money, money, money, money! Eh! #
0:04:01 > 0:04:03Laugh, laugh. Laugh for once in your life.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05Look, just remember, we ain't the only business
0:04:05 > 0:04:06applying for funding, yeah?
0:04:06 > 0:04:08I hear dat, I hear dat, brother.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10Anyway, look man, I've got to bounce.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12- Got a quick Skype meeting to attend to.- With who?
0:04:12 > 0:04:14- Your mum.- Of course.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16Meet me at the printing shop for 2:30. All right?
0:04:16 > 0:04:19- We need to hand out some more flyers.- All right, OK.
0:04:19 > 0:04:20And don't forget your debit card, bro.
0:04:20 > 0:04:24Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Why am I bringing my debit card?
0:04:24 > 0:04:26- I asked for 200 extra flyers to be printed out.- Kaz!
0:04:26 > 0:04:28Bro, bro, bro, I would have got this one, yeah?
0:04:28 > 0:04:31- But, like, all my money's gone. - So why didn't you ask me first?
0:04:31 > 0:04:33Just use the money from your savings.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35- No, bruv, you should have asked me...- Hey! Hey!
0:04:35 > 0:04:37Look, five or six years down the line, yeah,
0:04:37 > 0:04:39these investments will be nothing.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42We're just starting out, so chill out. You get me?
0:04:42 > 0:04:43All right?
0:04:45 > 0:04:49All right! You get me!
0:04:49 > 0:04:51- All right. Meet me at 2:30, all right?- All right.
0:04:51 > 0:04:52Keep it speedy, brother. Cool.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56CALL TONE
0:04:58 > 0:05:02- Hey, Dad!- Kazo, Kazo! How are you?
0:05:02 > 0:05:04Mo wa OK. Bawo ni tings in Nigeria?
0:05:04 > 0:05:09- HE LAUGHS - My son can speak Yoruba now?!
0:05:10 > 0:05:12How are things with me? I am fine.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14Kazim, where's your mum?
0:05:14 > 0:05:16She's gone to yoga with Aunt Bola.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18Kazim, can you wire me some money?
0:05:18 > 0:05:20Just for a few investments, you know?
0:05:20 > 0:05:23Erm, Dad, remember? I don't do the kid entertainment stuff any more.
0:05:23 > 0:05:24I'm running Speedi-Kazz full time now.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26What is speed...? Who is speeding, boy?
0:05:26 > 0:05:29No, Speedi-Kazz - the name of my business.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Ah...
0:05:31 > 0:05:35HE SPEAKS IN OWN LANGUAGE
0:05:35 > 0:05:36Dad, are you OK?
0:05:36 > 0:05:41Kazim? Just tell your mother to wire £80 into my account, hmm?
0:05:41 > 0:05:46I have to go. I have a few meetings. Just £80, please.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49Yeah. I'll speak to you soon. HANGING UP TONE
0:05:49 > 0:05:51I love you.
0:05:53 > 0:05:58MUSIC: Kontrol by Maleek Berry
0:06:05 > 0:06:07SCHOOL BELL RINGS
0:06:07 > 0:06:10You all right, brother? You good? This for you. I'll see you soon.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13All right, take care. Hello! Put that...
0:06:13 > 0:06:15Hi. Hi.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17- I recognise you - Andre? Jermaine?- Kaz...- Leon?
0:06:17 > 0:06:19- Kaz. Kaz!- Yeah?
0:06:19 > 0:06:22I don't think we should be standing outside the school gates like this.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24Yeah? It doesn't feel right.
0:06:24 > 0:06:28After today's delivery, yeah, I deeped it. Yeah?
0:06:28 > 0:06:31Young people - that's our targeted audience!
0:06:31 > 0:06:34Hey, hey, all they have to do is put us on Snapchat, all right?
0:06:34 > 0:06:35We go viral - boom!
0:06:35 > 0:06:37Speedi-Kazzy makin' moneyz.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39Yeah, but it still doesn't feel right, bruv.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41Hey, giving birth - would that feel right?
0:06:41 > 0:06:43I wouldn't know.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45I heard it feels like you're taking a poo.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50But it's still got to happen, brother.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Part of human cycle and all that.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54But that's not the same thing.
0:06:57 > 0:06:58That's what they want you to think.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01- What?!- What?!
0:07:01 > 0:07:04Excuse me, do you have a girlfriend?
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Um... No.
0:07:06 > 0:07:07You're really peng.
0:07:09 > 0:07:10OK.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12So, what do you do?
0:07:12 > 0:07:15We're entrepreneurs. Yeah? That's what we do. Take this, gyaldem.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18All right? Speedi-Kazz will pick up whatever you need.
0:07:18 > 0:07:22It could be clothes, it could be food, pregnancy tests!
0:07:22 > 0:07:24HE CHUCKLES I won't tell your mum! Yeah...
0:07:24 > 0:07:26- Yeah?- So is this your number, yeah?
0:07:28 > 0:07:30It's the business number. Yeah? You're going to call.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33You're going to call, aren't you? Go on. I'll hear from you later.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35Bye, peng ting!
0:07:35 > 0:07:36Keep it Speedi.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41- Keep it Speedi, yeah? - What's wrong with you?
0:07:41 > 0:07:43Brother... Brother...
0:07:52 > 0:07:55Bro...you know what I clocked, yeah?
0:07:55 > 0:07:57Hot wings are actually not hot.
0:07:57 > 0:07:58They're just warm.
0:08:00 > 0:08:03Doesn't... Doesn't make sense, to be honest.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10- Why would you do that? - Come now, bad man.
0:08:10 > 0:08:13What happened to you earlier, man, with dem girls?
0:08:13 > 0:08:15You should have got them to use the service, bro.
0:08:15 > 0:08:16You were just standing there like "Err...".
0:08:16 > 0:08:19Look, I don't like girls that compliment me like that, all right?
0:08:19 > 0:08:22- It weirds me out.- Shut up. You're a liar. OK?
0:08:22 > 0:08:24Cos in college you was always with a girl.
0:08:24 > 0:08:25Yeah, but I didn't do nothing.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27They just come up to me, put their number in my phone,
0:08:27 > 0:08:29the next thing you know it's like,
0:08:29 > 0:08:31"Oh, will you come over tonight? Dot, dot, dot, dot..."
0:08:31 > 0:08:34I just want a girl for me. You know what I'm saying?
0:08:34 > 0:08:37I just want her to want me for me and not just...for my body.
0:08:38 > 0:08:40Yeah, yeah... Yeah, yeah, defo relate. Defo, man.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42I relate, like...
0:08:42 > 0:08:45# I need a girl to ride, ride, ride
0:08:45 > 0:08:48# I need a girl to make my wife
0:08:48 > 0:08:51# I need a girl who's...# HE MUMBLES
0:08:51 > 0:08:52Yeah something like that.
0:08:52 > 0:08:57Sorry... We wanted to inquire about, um...
0:08:57 > 0:08:59S-Speedi-Kazz.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03Come, come! "Targeted audience."
0:09:04 > 0:09:07All right, what can I get you lot?
0:09:07 > 0:09:11If we, erm, if we make an order, will Kazzandra, er...
0:09:11 > 0:09:15actually be there? And then will she, erm...
0:09:15 > 0:09:17..will she do...stuff?
0:09:17 > 0:09:18Who's Kazzandra?
0:09:25 > 0:09:27We're good, yeah?
0:09:30 > 0:09:33- MAN ON PHONE:- Welcome to Speedi-Kazz.
0:09:33 > 0:09:34That's our name...
0:09:34 > 0:09:38Kazzandra, 12 guys today, 12 minutes - can you do it?
0:09:38 > 0:09:41- WOMAN ON PHONE:- Don't ask silly questions, Jaime!
0:09:41 > 0:09:45International. Guy number one, take your place. Time starts now.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48PANTING AND MOANING Oh!
0:09:48 > 0:09:51No, no, no, what's this? Oh, nah, man.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54- HE SCREAMS VIOLENTLY - Ka...
0:09:54 > 0:09:56I can't... That's our name, bruv!
0:09:56 > 0:09:59- Who sent you that video, brother? Brother...- Kaz...
0:09:59 > 0:10:01..come, come, where you get the video from?
0:10:01 > 0:10:02Yo, yo, it's fine.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05You registered the name, yeah?
0:10:05 > 0:10:08So it's calm, we'll sort it. Yeah?
0:10:08 > 0:10:10- Yeah, yeah, yeah...- Relax, man.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12KAZ BREATHES DEEPLY
0:10:15 > 0:10:17You registered our name, right?
0:10:19 > 0:10:20Yes.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26You registered our name, right?
0:10:31 > 0:10:34# I need a girl to ride, ride, ride
0:10:34 > 0:10:37- # I need a girl to make my wife... # - Oh, come on!
0:10:37 > 0:10:40All right, real safe, yeah? In a bit. Cool.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43All right, good news.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45My boy Raz told me about this lawyer, yeah?
0:10:45 > 0:10:47He said that's she buss 82% of mandem on ends, yeah?
0:10:47 > 0:10:49She's the one for us, let's go.
0:10:49 > 0:10:52All right, so how much does she cost an hour?
0:10:52 > 0:10:53Yeah.
0:10:55 > 0:10:58How much does she cost an hour, Kaz?
0:11:01 > 0:11:04- £90.- No, bruv! We can't afford that! What's wrong with you?
0:11:04 > 0:11:06- Hey, hey, hey... - Why you do this to me, bruv?!
0:11:06 > 0:11:09Brother, brother, just trust me, all right? Yeah?
0:11:09 > 0:11:14The number one rule to a successful business - trust.
0:11:14 > 0:11:16I know what I'm doing. This lawyer's what we need.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18Stop crying, yeah?
0:11:18 > 0:11:19It's hay fever, fam.
0:11:22 > 0:11:24Come man, let's roll, let's roll. Come on.
0:11:24 > 0:11:28Fix up your face, man. Come on... Hey, J, hey.
0:11:28 > 0:11:29# Fix up, look sharp!
0:11:29 > 0:11:31# Gonna...yeah... Get dark! #
0:11:34 > 0:11:36If you knew the song, that joke would've banged.
0:11:36 > 0:11:38- I know the song.- Who sang it?
0:11:38 > 0:11:39- Tinchy.- Yeah, sure...
0:11:39 > 0:11:42No, no! Skepta obviously.
0:11:42 > 0:11:44- Now you're just being racist. - How is that...?
0:11:44 > 0:11:46That's you confusing me, you know? I know Kano sung the song!
0:11:57 > 0:12:00Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:12:00 > 0:12:01Anyone for Uber?
0:12:03 > 0:12:05No Uber?
0:12:05 > 0:12:08OK. Fine.
0:12:08 > 0:12:10- Speedi-Kazz?- Hey! Let's go, come on.
0:12:12 > 0:12:16- Now, listen you call me when you get there, OK?- Yes, I will.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18And can you take some photos - I'd like to know what she looks like.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21Mum, you're both moving on, remember? That's what we agreed.
0:12:21 > 0:12:25- I'll tell Dad you said hi. - Thank you.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27Sorry, I just need to get my coat.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29Oh...
0:12:30 > 0:12:31Thanks.
0:12:33 > 0:12:34You've got a really nice face.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39Hey, hey. HE WHISTLES
0:12:39 > 0:12:41Speedi-Kazz - name of our new business.
0:12:41 > 0:12:42We're entrepreneurs.
0:12:42 > 0:12:45- Oh, cool, thanks.- You're welcome.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47- Bye, Mum.- Bye, darling.
0:12:49 > 0:12:50- Right...- Focus. Come on, man.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52..before we start, I have to ask...
0:12:54 > 0:12:56..have either of you ever been to jail,
0:12:56 > 0:12:59or are you currently on the run?
0:12:59 > 0:13:00No.
0:13:02 > 0:13:03No.
0:13:05 > 0:13:06Great.
0:13:09 > 0:13:13So, it would appear you gentlemen forgot to register your trademark?
0:13:13 > 0:13:15- COUGHS:- Kazim! - COUGHS: Your mum.
0:13:15 > 0:13:16I've got to be honest with you -
0:13:16 > 0:13:19it would be entirely pointless to raise any kind of legal action
0:13:19 > 0:13:23against a porn site for using a name that you haven't even registered.
0:13:23 > 0:13:24That's exactly what I told him,
0:13:24 > 0:13:27so no offence, but this is a waste of time and money, so...
0:13:27 > 0:13:29HE WHISTLES Please proceed.
0:13:29 > 0:13:34So this is Jaime...Tulu-lopp-eh?
0:13:34 > 0:13:39Too... Tolu-lop... Tolu-lopp-eh?
0:13:39 > 0:13:45Yes? Yes. He created the site Jaime's Den two years ago.
0:13:45 > 0:13:48And I had a chance to watch the video you sent me.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50That Kazzandra woman is something else.
0:13:50 > 0:13:53Horrifying. Yeah.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55Hey, sorry...um...
0:13:55 > 0:13:58just haven't got a lot of time left, so can we just... Yeah?
0:13:58 > 0:13:59Let's talk about our name.
0:13:59 > 0:14:02- Well, you've got two options, darling.- Go on.
0:14:02 > 0:14:03Option one - change your name.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05Not happening. Option two?
0:14:05 > 0:14:08You could try and arrange a meeting with Jaime's team,
0:14:08 > 0:14:11but to be honest, I think you're just wasting your time.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13You're better off just changing your name.
0:14:13 > 0:14:14Kaz, it's over.
0:14:16 > 0:14:17SHE SIGHS
0:14:17 > 0:14:19Look, when did you launch your business?
0:14:19 > 0:14:20- Officially - three weeks ago. - SHE CHUCKLES
0:14:20 > 0:14:23Well, you're fine, then! Just change your name...
0:14:23 > 0:14:26No, it's our name! I'm not having it, man!
0:14:26 > 0:14:28No shouting in my office, please.
0:14:28 > 0:14:31What office? This place is a shack, all right?
0:14:31 > 0:14:34I find that very disrespectful.
0:14:34 > 0:14:37OK, OK, time out, Don't do... No...
0:14:37 > 0:14:40Listen, listen, yeah? It's over.
0:14:40 > 0:14:43Let's just change the name. Yeah?
0:14:43 > 0:14:45So many businesses don't end up with the name they start with...
0:14:45 > 0:14:48Brother, look, look, look, we aren't "so many businesses", all right?
0:14:48 > 0:14:50We're Speedi-Kazz, yeah?
0:14:50 > 0:14:53Kaz, let's just change the name and keep it moving.
0:14:53 > 0:14:56We've still got to record this video, yeah? So come on!
0:14:59 > 0:15:01- What you doing?- No, no. Wait. You wait.
0:15:02 > 0:15:03Ka... Oh!
0:15:05 > 0:15:08Yeah. Yeah? You see this, brother?
0:15:08 > 0:15:10This is my life. All right?
0:15:10 > 0:15:12I'm not sure about you, but I'm serious about this business.
0:15:12 > 0:15:16I've come too far to just let it go. We can't allow this Jaime guy
0:15:16 > 0:15:17to come and just take our name like that.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19No, let's fight back, all right?
0:15:19 > 0:15:21Come on, let's go to his offices today, yeah?
0:15:25 > 0:15:27- We're going to go and see Jaime. - Good luck, lads.
0:15:27 > 0:15:30Just make sure you leave the money in the pot before you go.
0:15:30 > 0:15:32- PHONE VIBRATES - Oh, excuse me.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34What do you want, Frank?
0:15:34 > 0:15:36I don't care what the judge said.
0:15:36 > 0:15:37Yeah, well, you're fat.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42You lot brothers, yeah?
0:15:42 > 0:15:44Nah, nah, we're business partners.
0:15:46 > 0:15:47I had a business once...
0:15:48 > 0:15:50The mandem snaked me!
0:15:50 > 0:15:52Threw me under the bus.
0:15:53 > 0:15:56Watch out for the snakes in the grass, you man, yeah?
0:15:57 > 0:16:00Got to be like a lawnmower.
0:16:00 > 0:16:02HE IMITATES LAWNMOWER
0:16:15 > 0:16:16Allow.
0:16:18 > 0:16:20Good luck with the business, you man, yeah?
0:16:21 > 0:16:24Hey, when you go outside,
0:16:24 > 0:16:27if you see Abdullah,
0:16:27 > 0:16:28tell him I said...
0:16:31 > 0:16:32Hmm?
0:16:34 > 0:16:38R'N'B MUSIC PLAYS
0:17:00 > 0:17:03Too much swag, too much juice.
0:17:03 > 0:17:06We in France, we getting loose.
0:17:06 > 0:17:09Bars, bars, bars! Yeah, I like that! Skills.
0:17:11 > 0:17:15Yeah, I made this one a couple months ago.
0:17:15 > 0:17:17International.
0:17:17 > 0:17:20- It's really good, man. Really, really good.- Mm.
0:17:20 > 0:17:23Anyway, tell me a little bit more about yourselves.
0:17:23 > 0:17:26So, I started in the business alone at first.
0:17:26 > 0:17:28Then I met Jerry at a party and we just...
0:17:28 > 0:17:29Do you know how to twerk?
0:17:31 > 0:17:32No.
0:17:35 > 0:17:36No problem.
0:17:36 > 0:17:40Anyway, was it weird, working so close together at first?
0:17:40 > 0:17:43Um...kind of.
0:17:43 > 0:17:46But we just got used to it in the end, I guess, right?
0:17:48 > 0:17:51Sorry, he's not normally like this.
0:17:51 > 0:17:54So, Jaime, the reason why we're here is to talk about our business name.
0:17:54 > 0:17:57- It looks like we... - Call yourselves what you like.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59I don't care about that.
0:17:59 > 0:18:04What I care about is how I can make you guys stars in the business.
0:18:05 > 0:18:08So you mean...we get to keep our name?
0:18:08 > 0:18:10I don't see why not.
0:18:10 > 0:18:14The industry cares about you - not about your business name.
0:18:14 > 0:18:17Exactly! You have made my day, you know, brother!
0:18:17 > 0:18:20Thank you so much. I appreciate it, man.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22You good? You all right? Thank you, man.
0:18:23 > 0:18:25Let's celebrate.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42Ah, this guy!
0:18:44 > 0:18:45Thank you.
0:18:51 > 0:18:52Cheers.
0:18:52 > 0:18:55- Cheers. Keep it Speedi! - That's right!
0:18:55 > 0:18:59- International! - Inter-na-tion-al!
0:18:59 > 0:19:00Mm!
0:19:02 > 0:19:06So...you guys all chill, right?
0:19:06 > 0:19:07Yeah, man, cool.
0:19:08 > 0:19:10I can't get you anything else?
0:19:10 > 0:19:13- Um...nah.- Contracts... - Yeah, we're cool.
0:19:13 > 0:19:16Jaime, I guess all we need to do is just go through the contracts,
0:19:16 > 0:19:18paperwork, then we'll just bounce...
0:19:18 > 0:19:21Don't worry about that. We can... We'll deal with that later.
0:19:21 > 0:19:23Kazim, right?
0:19:23 > 0:19:24Kazim...
0:19:26 > 0:19:29Why don't you touch Jeremiah a little bit?
0:19:30 > 0:19:31CAMCORDER BEEPS
0:19:32 > 0:19:34Just... Yeah.
0:19:36 > 0:19:37OK... Come on.
0:19:40 > 0:19:41Smile, bro.
0:19:41 > 0:19:44Speedi-Kazz - we outchere!
0:19:44 > 0:19:45Get off me.
0:19:47 > 0:19:49He thinks we're in the porn business, Kazim.
0:19:49 > 0:19:52- Bro, what's wrong with you? - Look at that corner of the room.
0:19:52 > 0:19:53- Huh?- Just look!
0:19:55 > 0:19:58Hey. Come on, guys...
0:19:59 > 0:20:01No... No, no, no!
0:20:01 > 0:20:04No, no. Sorry, no. No, no, stop, please. No. No.
0:20:04 > 0:20:05I don't understand.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07No, no, Jaime...
0:20:08 > 0:20:09..we're not here to do sex stuff.
0:20:12 > 0:20:13Then why are you here?
0:20:15 > 0:20:17Because our business name is called Speedi-Kazz,
0:20:17 > 0:20:19and that's the name of one of your channels,
0:20:19 > 0:20:23- so we wanted to ask you if we could have...- No, thank you.
0:20:23 > 0:20:24Please leave.
0:20:26 > 0:20:28Garry! Hey.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30Yeah, send the next couple.
0:20:30 > 0:20:34- Jaime, Jaime. Jaime, look! Show him.- Huh?- Show him.
0:20:34 > 0:20:36What? Show. Him.
0:20:36 > 0:20:37Oh! Oh! OK.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47- You're mad.- Yes. Absolutely.
0:20:47 > 0:20:51Look, Jaime, clearly getting a permanent tattoo before
0:20:51 > 0:20:55registering our name wasn't the best idea, but...this is his dream.
0:20:55 > 0:20:57- It's my dream, man.- It's...
0:20:57 > 0:21:03It's our dream. And, look, it's just us, OK?
0:21:03 > 0:21:06No support, not from our family, not from our parents.
0:21:06 > 0:21:08My parents did the same.
0:21:08 > 0:21:11They refused to let me record them having sex for my website.
0:21:13 > 0:21:14No support.
0:21:16 > 0:21:21OK! Look, Jaime, all we're asking, yeah, is, could you please
0:21:21 > 0:21:24change the name of your Speedi-Kazz channel on the site?
0:21:24 > 0:21:27Just give us the rights and then we'll go, you never have to...
0:21:27 > 0:21:31Boy-boy-girl, I think. Hi, Jaime, can I have a word outside?
0:21:31 > 0:21:33No problem.
0:21:33 > 0:21:36I've got work to do. You've got to go.
0:21:36 > 0:21:38- Jaime...- Please. Please.
0:21:38 > 0:21:39Please, please. Please.
0:21:42 > 0:21:45- What do you mean "no"? - Jaime, calm down.
0:21:45 > 0:21:47No! I will not calm down!
0:21:47 > 0:21:50You can't come here and tell me Kazzandra is about to be deported
0:21:50 > 0:21:52and expect me to be calm.
0:21:54 > 0:21:56- Didn't the lawyers sort out her papers?- Yes!
0:21:56 > 0:21:58I mean, they tried but...
0:21:58 > 0:22:00Maybe we can go to the Home Office and give them a little...
0:22:00 > 0:22:02How about that?
0:22:03 > 0:22:05This is England, not Senegal, Jaime.
0:22:14 > 0:22:17Look, boys...
0:22:17 > 0:22:19..with business I need to crack on.
0:22:21 > 0:22:24So, as Simon's cow would say, "It's a no from me."
0:22:24 > 0:22:28- Please....- Don't beg, don't cry...
0:22:28 > 0:22:29..just leave.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41However...
0:22:44 > 0:22:48..if you do me a small, small favours,
0:22:48 > 0:22:53I will personally sign over the name Speedi-Kazz to you.
0:22:53 > 0:22:56No. No. Kaz, he's lying. Yeah? Come on.
0:22:56 > 0:22:59I've got the documents right here.
0:22:59 > 0:23:01Just a small, small favours.
0:23:05 > 0:23:06Your call.
0:23:06 > 0:23:08MUSIC: For The Love Of Money by The O'Jays
0:23:16 > 0:23:19We good? All right, recording.
0:23:19 > 0:23:21- Ready, bro?- Don't touch me. - Sorry, sorry.
0:23:21 > 0:23:25- Hi!- Hi.- My name is Kazim Adedayo. - Jeremiah.
0:23:25 > 0:23:28- And we are, together, Speedi-Kazz. - S-Speedi-Kazz.
0:23:28 > 0:23:31Who we are - first of all, our name belongs to us and no-one else,
0:23:31 > 0:23:32if anyone is wondering.
0:23:32 > 0:23:35Judges, we want this £50,000 because we believe we deserve it.
0:23:35 > 0:23:36- I can't do this. - And when we go to...
0:23:36 > 0:23:38- Jerry sit down. - I can't do it.- Jerry sit down.
0:23:38 > 0:23:41- We worked very hard for this. - Why's your bed like that, bruv?
0:23:41 > 0:23:43Hey, judges, as you're watching... Just sit down.
0:23:43 > 0:23:45Bro, come on, man, you don't need to do this right now.