0:00:02 > 0:00:11This programme contains adult humour and very strong language.
0:00:44 > 0:00:46Oi!
0:00:47 > 0:00:49Nathan! NATHAN!
0:00:49 > 0:00:52What are you doing up there? Come down.
0:00:55 > 0:00:56Fucking knob.
0:00:56 > 0:01:01My name's Daniel. I'm 17 and I live on a farm in Dunt.
0:01:01 > 0:01:04I'm going to give it ten seconds before the timer goes off.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06'I live with my mum, my little sister Julia,
0:01:06 > 0:01:08'my brothers Tyson and Jamie...'
0:01:08 > 0:01:10Here we go. Smile, dickheads.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12'..and my other brother, Nathan.'
0:01:12 > 0:01:14Nathan, be careful!
0:01:14 > 0:01:17'Nathan's my identical twin brother.
0:01:17 > 0:01:18'He's a tripper.
0:01:18 > 0:01:21'He's deaf. He's a little bit retarded, too.'
0:01:23 > 0:01:24Nathan!
0:01:24 > 0:01:28'Nath lost his hearing in this explosives accident when he was little
0:01:28 > 0:01:30'and we did this thing, right,
0:01:30 > 0:01:34'where we had an operation and I had to give him one of my eardrums...'
0:01:34 > 0:01:35Fuck you!
0:01:35 > 0:01:37'..but it fucked up. Like, it didn't work.
0:01:37 > 0:01:38'It started getting shit again.
0:01:42 > 0:01:46'When we were little, right, me and Nath, we were good mates.
0:01:46 > 0:01:50'Like, we'd wear the same clothes and we were in the same footy team.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52'We were just, like, inseparable.'
0:01:52 > 0:01:55But as we got more, like, teenagers,
0:01:55 > 0:01:57you can... we went a bit more different.
0:01:59 > 0:02:02'Like, I'm better at school, I've got more mates than him,
0:02:02 > 0:02:04'get more chicks than him and...'
0:02:04 > 0:02:07Like, I'm a better bloke than him in a lot of ways.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10'Like, Nath, like, he's always doing weird shit and stuff.'
0:02:10 > 0:02:13Oi, Nathan! What are you doing?
0:02:16 > 0:02:19'Our farm's 180 acres, but, like, it's pretty shit.
0:02:20 > 0:02:24'But, my dad, he died in this car crash when we were 11,
0:02:24 > 0:02:26'and he had this, like, dream
0:02:26 > 0:02:29'that he wanted to make it into, like, a really successful farm.'
0:02:29 > 0:02:30Nathan!
0:02:30 > 0:02:33'So, me and Nath, like,
0:02:33 > 0:02:36'we finish school this year, and we're going to work on it together,
0:02:36 > 0:02:39'and we're going to, like, finish off his dream.'
0:02:39 > 0:02:41Er, this is the sign that I made.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44'We're going to call the whole thing Danthan Industries,
0:02:44 > 0:02:46'cos it's Daniel and Nathan combined,'
0:02:46 > 0:02:50cos it's the "Dan" from Daniel,
0:02:50 > 0:02:53it's the "Than" from Nathan.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56So, you put it together - Danthan. Well, it's Dan'thin', cos Na'thin'.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01'Oh, yeah, then there's Steve.'
0:03:01 > 0:03:03- Hey, fellas. - 'He's my mum's new boyfriend.
0:03:03 > 0:03:07- 'He's a fucking dickhead.' - You boys should get outside. It's a beautiful day.
0:03:07 > 0:03:08We are outside, dickhead.
0:03:08 > 0:03:12'He's a fucking knob. He's always, like, trying to get us involved in shit.'
0:03:12 > 0:03:16Like, "Oh, hey, boys, I'm going to go for..
0:03:16 > 0:03:20"Do you want to go out on the bikes together?" and shit,
0:03:20 > 0:03:23and the other day he's like, "Let's go hunting."
0:03:23 > 0:03:26Like, we don't fucking go hunting, mate.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28Hey, Stevie.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30- Stevie?- Yeah? Yeah, mate?- Footy?
0:03:30 > 0:03:32- Yeah. Come on, mate.- Catch this.
0:03:32 > 0:03:33Ow!
0:03:34 > 0:03:37- Daniel.- He dropped it, you get it. - Be polite.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41- Oh, never mind. Come inside.- Nath!
0:03:54 > 0:03:57I'm Jesse. I'm serving 18 months for breaking and entering.
0:03:57 > 0:04:02My name's Clinton. Aged 14. Serving nine months for assault.
0:04:02 > 0:04:07I'm 13, serving three years for manslaughter.
0:04:10 > 0:04:14'We're a detention facility for boys 10 to 18 years of age.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17'The boys are serving time for different offences.'
0:04:17 > 0:04:20These are the bad boys. The worst boys in the state.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23'We have 60 to 80 boys
0:04:23 > 0:04:25'detained here at any one time,
0:04:25 > 0:04:27'and security is pretty tight,'
0:04:27 > 0:04:31because a lot of these boys are considered a threat to society.
0:04:32 > 0:04:36'In a jail, any jail, there's a food chain - the hierarchy.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39'At the bottom is our inmates...'
0:04:39 > 0:04:40Hats off, boys.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42'..and at the top, it has to be us - the staff.'
0:04:42 > 0:04:45But at the top of our food chain, it's Gran.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49Get in there, you little shit.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51Sweet dreams.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54'Gran's been here for more than 25 years.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57'She genuinely knows the place better than any of us here.'
0:04:57 > 0:04:58Break it up!
0:04:58 > 0:05:01'Gran is a real asset to this place.'
0:05:01 > 0:05:04I feel so lucky to have her. I don't know what we'd do without her.
0:05:04 > 0:05:08You're behaving like a bunch of fucking little dickheads. Sit in your spot, please.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10'If a real ratbag kid comes in,'
0:05:10 > 0:05:14a real psychopathic-style kid, with all the anger issues in the world,
0:05:14 > 0:05:17they usually send him straight to Gran and I'll sort him out.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20'The boys fear me. They're frightened of me.
0:05:20 > 0:05:23'I can be a real fucking cow if I need to be.'
0:05:23 > 0:05:25Turn the fucking television off, Marlon.
0:05:25 > 0:05:29'She's got a lot more experience than we do. She's a mother figure for the boys.'
0:05:29 > 0:05:32- We're not going unless you give us a joke. - No. I'm not in the mood for fun.
0:05:32 > 0:05:36- Then we're not leaving. - All right, all right. One joke.
0:05:36 > 0:05:39How many juvenile offenders does it take to finish a crossword?
0:05:39 > 0:05:41- I don't know.- Ten.
0:05:41 > 0:05:45One to get his mum to do it cos he can't spell and the other nine to beat the shit out of you.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47All right. All of you fuckwits, out.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50- 'Gran, she can be an old cow.' - Come on!
0:05:50 > 0:05:55Yeah, she's kind of strict, like, puts you in your place when you need to be put in your place.
0:05:55 > 0:05:58And a racist old bitch too, when she wants to be.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00Get your lazy, Aboriginal arse off the couch.
0:06:00 > 0:06:03All of you, in the yard. Come on, Marlon.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05You've been, fucking, sniffing too much petrol. Get up.
0:06:05 > 0:06:09Out, you two. What are you trying to do, fucking strangle me? Out.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11'Even though we fight a little bit, we...'
0:06:11 > 0:06:14It's all in good fun, muck around and that, and have fun.
0:06:14 > 0:06:18Two teams - light skins, dark skins.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20Dark skin, light skin, light skin, light skin.
0:06:20 > 0:06:24You are a light skin. I know you're an Aborigine, but you're a light skin.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26- Bullshit, man.- Over there.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28'Gran does cross the line.'
0:06:28 > 0:06:29Get the fucking ball, you faggot!
0:06:29 > 0:06:33Come on, darkies! Darkies, get it, get it! Nice throw, dickhead.
0:06:33 > 0:06:38'There's no doubt that Gran can get a little bit out of order with her political correctness.'
0:06:38 > 0:06:41Kick it, negro, kick it! Come on, Coco Pops. Go get the ball.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44'We turn a blind eye to the way she operates at times,'
0:06:44 > 0:06:47because the bottom line for us is that she delivers results.
0:06:47 > 0:06:51Did your mum's heroin habit during pregnancy affect you?
0:06:51 > 0:06:54'When I'm tough with the boys, I find that they...
0:06:54 > 0:06:55'You earn their respect.'
0:06:55 > 0:06:59Jesus, the bloody goal's as big as my arse. Get it in.
0:06:59 > 0:07:03'You make an impact on them. And we're talking about real bad boys, here.'
0:07:03 > 0:07:04Bad cookies.
0:07:04 > 0:07:09But I feel like I know how to treat bad boys.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12Jesus, I thought wogs were good at soccer.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20Oh, did you hear that?
0:07:20 > 0:07:22GROANING
0:07:22 > 0:07:24Oh, yuck!
0:07:24 > 0:07:27What is he doing?
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Oh, Nate's in there.
0:07:29 > 0:07:31He's on the dunny, but cos he's deaf,
0:07:31 > 0:07:35he can't hear himself taking a dump, so he makes all these fucking sounds.
0:07:35 > 0:07:36Listen to this.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38GROANING
0:07:38 > 0:07:41Oh! Mum! (It's disgusting.)
0:07:41 > 0:07:42Mum, come listen to this.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45I'm not interested, Daniel. Leave him alone.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
0:07:47 > 0:07:51'Well, he's got partial hearing, so he's got, like, a little bit.'
0:07:51 > 0:07:55So, if you yell really loud, like if I go, "Nathan, can you hear me?"
0:07:56 > 0:07:57Yeah.
0:07:57 > 0:08:01But Nath, he never wants to talk, right, cos he reckons if he does,
0:08:01 > 0:08:03he sounds like a full spastic,
0:08:03 > 0:08:06and he reckons we would laugh at him, which we do.
0:08:06 > 0:08:10So, if I go, um... "Hey, Nath, Nath, Nath, Nath."
0:08:10 > 0:08:13Say, "My name's Nathan and I'm a big deaf spaz".
0:08:13 > 0:08:15Daniel's a big deaf spaz.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20- See?- Doesn't even hear it. - Did you say Daniel?
0:08:20 > 0:08:24But, I've been, like... I've taught him to lip read,
0:08:24 > 0:08:27which is, like, when you watch someone's lips
0:08:27 > 0:08:31and you can work out what they're saying from how they move their lips.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33So, I'll go to him...
0:08:33 > 0:08:37I'll go, "Nathan, can you understand me?
0:08:37 > 0:08:40"Do you know who I am? I am your brother."
0:08:40 > 0:08:42We do this thing, like, you grab a book, right?
0:08:42 > 0:08:45Where, like, you say something,
0:08:45 > 0:08:49and you can cover your lips and he doesn't understand what you're saying. Watch this.
0:08:49 > 0:08:53So, if I go, "I love you, Nathan. You're the best brother in the whole world.
0:08:53 > 0:08:57"(No, you're not, you're a fucking faggot. You're a fucking dumb arse. Go fuck a dog.)"
0:08:57 > 0:09:00See? He doesn't get it.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02So if I go, um,
0:09:02 > 0:09:04"You're a legend. (You're a fag.)"
0:09:04 > 0:09:08"You're the best brother in the whole world. (No, you're a fucking knob.)"
0:09:08 > 0:09:10See? He doesn't get it.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12"Good bloke. (Faggot.)"
0:09:13 > 0:09:16"Awesome bloke. (Dick face.)"
0:09:16 > 0:09:19But that's it. You can do a lot of shit with deaf guys.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23New arrival, Dock B, heading to security, over.
0:09:23 > 0:09:27'I'm often the one the boys meet when they arrive at the prison.'
0:09:27 > 0:09:31Oh, he's keen. He's popped out. I'm Gran. I'm here to look after you.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Do you know where you are? You're in prison.
0:09:33 > 0:09:36'That can be interesting, helping them settle in.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38'Things are always shaky those first few days.'
0:09:38 > 0:09:41Crack a smile, why don't you? Eh?
0:09:41 > 0:09:44'My job description on paper is to be an officer.'
0:09:44 > 0:09:46Put your weight on your front foot so you...
0:09:46 > 0:09:49'But I find that I'm also a sports coach,
0:09:49 > 0:09:50'I'm a chef...'
0:09:50 > 0:09:52Careful with knives, guys.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54'I'm a games coordinator.'
0:09:54 > 0:09:55Your go, Imran.
0:09:55 > 0:09:59'I'm a psychiatrist. I find myself counselling the boys 24/7.'
0:09:59 > 0:10:02You've been a bit of a mental case lately, you've got to admit.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05'I've become a surrogate family for a lot of these boys.'
0:10:05 > 0:10:06Hip, hip, hooray!
0:10:06 > 0:10:10'You become Mum, you become Grandma.
0:10:10 > 0:10:11'You're the one they turn to.'
0:10:11 > 0:10:12High five.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14Whoops, too slow.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16Break it up! Get off him!
0:10:16 > 0:10:19'There's times when you shit yourself.'
0:10:19 > 0:10:22On the fucking ground. Get down, you fucking idiot.
0:10:22 > 0:10:26'Fights - often we have to, sort of, deal with altercations with the boys'
0:10:26 > 0:10:28where I need to, sort of, restrain them,
0:10:28 > 0:10:30get them on the ground, and you shit yourself.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32You want to spend the night in iso?
0:10:32 > 0:10:34You're going the right way about it.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36- Shut the fuck up!- Get in there!
0:10:37 > 0:10:40These are my mates, Loki, Jayden, Black Daniel.
0:10:40 > 0:10:45Yeah, he's Daniel too, so we call him Black Daniel so you can tell the difference.
0:10:46 > 0:10:50'We're, kind of, the core crew in town. Like, we chill together, we do stuff.
0:10:50 > 0:10:55'Just the river, the dam, whatever, parties. Wreak havoc, basically.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59'Got my Ps, so I can take my mum's car.
0:10:59 > 0:11:01'Yeah, we sort of, did it up a bit.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04'You know, added some shit to it and that.'
0:11:04 > 0:11:06- The Pulsar.- Got the Pulsie. - The Pulsie.
0:11:08 > 0:11:11'We do "mainies". Just drive up and down the main street.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13'Yeah, there's different types of mainies.
0:11:13 > 0:11:18'You can do basic mainies, which is just driving up and down, and checking out what's going on.
0:11:18 > 0:11:20'Like, calling out to chicks or whatever.'
0:11:20 > 0:11:25Or you can do music mainies. You just pump some music and that, just full tunes blaring and that.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27RAP MUSIC PLAYS
0:11:27 > 0:11:30'Yeah, like, back in the day, before I got my licence,
0:11:30 > 0:11:31'we did BMX mainies.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34'Just cruise up and down, check out what's going on.
0:11:34 > 0:11:38'Walking mainies. That's sometimes fun, too.
0:11:38 > 0:11:41'But having a Pulsar is fucking awesome.
0:11:41 > 0:11:43'There's so much shit you can do with it.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48'Yeah, it's pretty much the fun shit that we do around town.'
0:11:48 > 0:11:50Yeah!
0:11:50 > 0:11:51Daniel!
0:11:52 > 0:11:56- What's up? - Know anything about this?- No.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59'The cops, they like us cos we sort of, keep an eye on the town.'
0:11:59 > 0:12:01That's weird, isn't it? Looks like fresh.
0:12:01 > 0:12:04Definitely let you know if we see anything, but...
0:12:04 > 0:12:06'Make sure there's no trouble.' Catch you!
0:12:06 > 0:12:10'If anything's going on, we pretty much know about it.'
0:12:10 > 0:12:13Nathan! What are you doing? (He's a fucking knob.)
0:12:13 > 0:12:18Nath always pisses on the bottle shop sign cos he hates the guy that owns the bottle shop.
0:12:18 > 0:12:23- Nath's not fully in our crew. Like, he's not really one of our mates. - Yeah, it's cos he's a knob.- Yeah.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25We don't like him cos he goes psycho.
0:12:25 > 0:12:29He kicked Loki in the nuts once... Yeah, cos you laughed at him.
0:12:29 > 0:12:32- Cos Nath accidentally went in the girls' dunnies.- It was funny.
0:12:32 > 0:12:36Yeah, but you laughed to the point that it made him aggro,
0:12:36 > 0:12:38and so now, whenever Nath sees Loki,
0:12:38 > 0:12:41- he's always threatening to kick him in the nuts.- Yeah.
0:12:42 > 0:12:44Go home, Nathan!
0:12:45 > 0:12:48- Go back to the girls' dunnies! - Shut up.
0:12:51 > 0:12:55Those boys on kitchen duty should be in the kitchen now. Come on, dickheads.
0:12:55 > 0:12:57Hey, Gran, can we get ice-cream tonight?
0:12:57 > 0:13:00- Ice cream? No idea. - Ah, that sucks.- Come on! Out!
0:13:00 > 0:13:03- How about we use your 8-Ball to find out?- Magic 8-Ball! Come on. - All right.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05- Yeah!- Yes!- Go.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08Will we have ice-cream tonight?
0:13:08 > 0:13:11- Please say yes.- Come on, yes. - Yes.- Yes.
0:13:11 > 0:13:12Signs point to yes.
0:13:12 > 0:13:13THEY CHEER
0:13:13 > 0:13:16Right, get in the kitchen, fuckwits. Come on!
0:13:16 > 0:13:21'A lot of these boys can be quite unhappy while they're on the inside.'
0:13:21 > 0:13:23They can be depressed, they can be angry.
0:13:23 > 0:13:25So, I like to lighten things up a little bit.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27'This is Big Brother.'
0:13:27 > 0:13:30Come to The Diary Room, please, Christian.
0:13:31 > 0:13:34'I find that it can help them take their mind off their worries.'
0:13:34 > 0:13:36They love it when I do that.
0:13:36 > 0:13:39Yeah, no, Gran's jokes are awesome. It's funny as.
0:13:39 > 0:13:43She does these practical jokes and it's called "Gran's Gotchas".
0:13:43 > 0:13:46And if she ever gets you, it's like, "Oh, shit."
0:13:46 > 0:13:48She just, fucks around with you, you know what I mean?
0:13:48 > 0:13:50Hey, Trent?
0:13:50 > 0:13:53We just found out that you're getting an early release.
0:13:53 > 0:13:54So, congratulations.
0:13:54 > 0:13:58You'll be going home this afternoon. Well done.
0:13:58 > 0:14:01Let's go pack your bags and get you out of here.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03Now, where's Mum? Mum should be here somewhere.
0:14:03 > 0:14:08Er, Trent, I just wanted to say before you go...
0:14:09 > 0:14:10..gotcha!
0:14:10 > 0:14:12Trent, you ain't going nowhere!
0:14:12 > 0:14:15You've got another nine months in here. We're not letting you out.
0:14:15 > 0:14:20- Have you guys heard about the escape tunnel in Block E?- What?
0:14:20 > 0:14:21Gotcha!
0:14:24 > 0:14:27Marcus has just come back from court. Go easy on him.
0:14:27 > 0:14:30He's just found out he's going to get the electric chair.
0:14:30 > 0:14:33THEY GASP
0:14:33 > 0:14:35- Gotcha!- That ain't funny.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37That's not even funny.
0:14:37 > 0:14:39'A lot of the guys are missing out on things.
0:14:39 > 0:14:43'They miss out on parties, socials, discos, that sort of thing.'
0:14:43 > 0:14:46Right, take a seat, guys. This is Friday night song night.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49'So, I like to keep them as distracted as possible
0:14:49 > 0:14:51'and I like to keep them entertained.'
0:14:51 > 0:14:53# They tried to make me go to rehab
0:14:53 > 0:14:56# I won't go, go, go
0:14:56 > 0:14:59# You took a sip Just a sip
0:14:59 > 0:15:01# From the devil's cup
0:15:01 > 0:15:04# Just who do you think you are?
0:15:04 > 0:15:08# Take it like a man, baby If that's what you are
0:15:08 > 0:15:11# 25 years and my life is still
0:15:11 > 0:15:13# Trying to get up that great big hill
0:15:13 > 0:15:14# Of hope
0:15:14 > 0:15:18# Moving on up Moving on out
0:15:18 > 0:15:22# Time to break free Nothing can stop me. #
0:15:23 > 0:15:26This is Friday night song night.
0:15:26 > 0:15:27I'm Gran.
0:15:28 > 0:15:31All right, take the mark. Ready?
0:15:31 > 0:15:32Yeah. Go.
0:15:33 > 0:15:36Do another one. Straight in. Another one.
0:15:36 > 0:15:39'I like to update my profile pic once or twice a fortnight.'
0:15:39 > 0:15:41Fuck off. I'm going to do some mirror ones.
0:15:41 > 0:15:44These are some of my old profile pics.
0:15:44 > 0:15:46Balloon head.
0:15:46 > 0:15:48That's this tatt that I want to get.
0:15:48 > 0:15:50Pussy fingers.
0:15:50 > 0:15:53I'll show you Nath's profile pic.
0:15:53 > 0:15:56He's had that one up for ages, actually.
0:15:56 > 0:15:59These are his other ones. He does heaps of this.
0:15:59 > 0:16:03And his pussy fingers, too. He ripped that off me.
0:16:03 > 0:16:06I started doing that first. At our school, I invented that.
0:16:06 > 0:16:07Hey, Nath.
0:16:07 > 0:16:12Nath, when are you going to change your profile pic? You've had that up for ages, mate.
0:16:12 > 0:16:14Nath! Nathan!
0:16:14 > 0:16:17Profile pic, mate. When are you changing it?
0:16:19 > 0:16:20Fuck off.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22We're into, like, skating, surf and that.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25Nath's more skating. He's, like, pretty good at it.
0:16:25 > 0:16:27He can do tricks and shit.
0:16:28 > 0:16:32'I'm more surfing, so, yeah, I'm getting pretty good at that,
0:16:32 > 0:16:34'on the dam and that.
0:16:34 > 0:16:36'Music-wise, we're into hip hop,'
0:16:36 > 0:16:39so, me and Nath, you know, we do a bit of shit together.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41I MC, he beatboxes.
0:16:41 > 0:16:42# School is shit
0:16:42 > 0:16:44# I really hate it
0:16:44 > 0:16:46# The teachers are gay
0:16:46 > 0:16:47# Hey, hey, hey. #
0:16:47 > 0:16:50I do a fair bit of freestyle stuff,
0:16:50 > 0:16:51so whatever comes into your head.
0:16:51 > 0:16:54I don't like to plan it too much. Don't like writing shit down,
0:16:54 > 0:16:57but I've just, pretty much, got an ear for rhyming and that.
0:16:57 > 0:16:59# My car is a manual
0:16:59 > 0:17:01# My name is Daniel. #
0:17:01 > 0:17:02There's my Wall of Legends.
0:17:02 > 0:17:07This is pretty much everyone who I consider an absolute legend.
0:17:07 > 0:17:12So, um, the main ones - you got my dad, that's my dad. You got my gran.
0:17:12 > 0:17:16You got Blake Oakfield. He's, er, this legendary surfer.
0:17:16 > 0:17:20He's retired now, but he was an absolute legend back in the day.
0:17:20 > 0:17:24Erm, S.mouse, me and Nath's favourite rapper. We just love all his shit.
0:17:24 > 0:17:28And then Emily Chase. She's this legendary hot chick that me and Nath are really into.
0:17:28 > 0:17:32Nath's got his own wall of legends, too, don't you, Nath? This is his.
0:17:32 > 0:17:34Emily.
0:17:35 > 0:17:36Is she a legend?
0:17:37 > 0:17:39- Yeah. - So, we're into similar shit.
0:17:39 > 0:17:42You've just got to express yourself in your own bedroom.
0:17:44 > 0:17:46Well, this is home for us, here.
0:17:46 > 0:17:48We're on prison grounds and, er,
0:17:48 > 0:17:50I've been here for about 14 years now,
0:17:50 > 0:17:53which is, er, yeah, it's flown by.
0:17:53 > 0:17:57I live here with Penny, who's another officer in the prison.
0:17:57 > 0:18:01The boys call her "Legs", because she's nearly seven feet tall,
0:18:01 > 0:18:05which is just a funny nickname they've come up with.
0:18:05 > 0:18:08- But you don't mind it. - I don't mind it. No, no.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10I did at first but no, it's fine now.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12It's not teasing. It's just a nickname.
0:18:13 > 0:18:15The house does come with the job.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17So, when Gran retires we may not be able to stay.
0:18:17 > 0:18:22Well, we don't need to think about that now, so live in the moment.
0:18:24 > 0:18:28'Well, these are my guinea pigs. I've got 23 adults here and six young.'
0:18:28 > 0:18:31I just love them. They're a lovely animal.
0:18:31 > 0:18:34And this is my pride and joy. This is Kerri-Anne.
0:18:34 > 0:18:37She's the one that Penny gave me, five or six years ago.
0:18:37 > 0:18:40We got the whole craze started. She's a wonderful looking beast.
0:18:40 > 0:18:44I did have a guinea pig in my bed once, a few years ago,
0:18:44 > 0:18:47and I unfortunately rolled on it and it did die, so that's...
0:18:47 > 0:18:51We learnt our lesson there. So, I wouldn't risk it with Kerri-Anne.
0:18:51 > 0:18:54I'll pop her down on a lovely cushioned surface like this,
0:18:54 > 0:18:59and then this is the brush I use, and you watch her face when I start grooming. She loves it.
0:19:00 > 0:19:01See the face there?
0:19:01 > 0:19:04Yeah, so this is the transportation cage
0:19:04 > 0:19:07cos I do take Kerri-Anne over to the prison from time to time.
0:19:07 > 0:19:11What I do is I'll use the kitty litter and it's more expensive.
0:19:11 > 0:19:15That's the kitty litter there, which is just a compressed paper product.
0:19:15 > 0:19:18And what that does is, when they urinate, it gets rid of any odours.
0:19:18 > 0:19:21Princess Mary, I've had for four years now.
0:19:21 > 0:19:23We can see another great face there.
0:19:25 > 0:19:28'Well, once a week, I get the boys involved in pig duty.'
0:19:28 > 0:19:29Hi, fellas.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31'I choose a responsible duo from the prison.
0:19:31 > 0:19:34'They come over and help me tend to the guinea pigs.'
0:19:34 > 0:19:38- The boys are here for pig duty.- We've got carrots.- Here she is. Carrots.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40'They know I love them and they love them, too.'
0:19:40 > 0:19:42Thin layer on top there.
0:19:42 > 0:19:46I do have names for all of them. I never forget a guinea pig once I've named them.
0:19:46 > 0:19:51Pauline, Patch, Lucy, Henry, Fudge, Narelle, Jaffles, Kerri-Anne, Ken,
0:19:51 > 0:19:55Ruffles, Princess Mary, Courtney, Keith, Pia and the babies, Trizzie.
0:19:55 > 0:20:00We got Joyce, we got Daryl and Sonia, we've got Ratty, we've got Bok Choy, and we've got Parsley.
0:20:06 > 0:20:09Daniel, can you come and get on the end of this?
0:20:09 > 0:20:11'We found out today that Steve's moving in.
0:20:11 > 0:20:16'Like, he's fully brought all his shit and he'll be sleeping in Mum's bed and shit.'
0:20:16 > 0:20:17Daniel!
0:20:17 > 0:20:20'Mum didn't even ask us about it. He just, like, turns up.
0:20:20 > 0:20:22'Mum's like, "Steve's moving in."'
0:20:22 > 0:20:24I saw you down the main street in your mum's car.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26Be careful, hey?
0:20:26 > 0:20:30Daniel, if you're not going to be responsible with my car you can't borrow it.
0:20:30 > 0:20:34The worst thing is, like, he's moving his dog, Marcos, into the house, too.
0:20:34 > 0:20:37Such a fucking fag dog. I mean, look at it.
0:20:37 > 0:20:40His name's Marcos, but I call it Fuckos.
0:20:40 > 0:20:43Hey, Fuckos. Fuckos, come here!
0:20:43 > 0:20:46Come here, Fuckos. See? Knows its name.
0:20:46 > 0:20:49You know your name, don't you? Your name's Fuckos.
0:20:49 > 0:20:51You can tell it's a fag dog,
0:20:51 > 0:20:55cos fag dogs, like, when they walk, see its arse?
0:20:55 > 0:20:58It sort of wiggles its bum when it walks, like this.
0:20:59 > 0:21:00See that?
0:21:00 > 0:21:03That's, like, to attract other male dogs.
0:21:03 > 0:21:06Oh, and the other thing is, see this?
0:21:06 > 0:21:09Like, on a straight dog,
0:21:09 > 0:21:11be sort of all bushy and that, but on a fag dog...
0:21:12 > 0:21:14..you can see its nuts.
0:21:15 > 0:21:18- Steve, can we take Marcos?- Yeah.- I want to play with him.- Sure, mate.
0:21:18 > 0:21:20Nath, grab Marcos.
0:21:32 > 0:21:34Hey, Stevie! This one's for you.
0:21:36 > 0:21:38Daniel, you idiot!
0:21:41 > 0:21:43Welcome to the family, Stevie!
0:21:48 > 0:21:50Right, where's my Hulk?
0:21:50 > 0:21:52Imran?
0:21:52 > 0:21:55- Spiderman.- Superman.
0:21:55 > 0:21:58Jarmies on, guys! They've just come out of the dryer.
0:21:58 > 0:22:01'These are the special jarmies I do for the boys.'
0:22:01 > 0:22:05They're just a lightweight sleepwear fabric that I sort of,
0:22:05 > 0:22:08work up into the various superhero designs.
0:22:08 > 0:22:11Once you've got your jarmies on, into cells, please, guys.
0:22:11 > 0:22:15We've got Shrek, here. This is the zebra from Madagascar.
0:22:15 > 0:22:19We also have the Power Ranger, the purple Power Ranger.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21Pyjamas on, in cells, please.
0:22:21 > 0:22:24I also do a matching doona cover, too.
0:22:24 > 0:22:27This is the Superman doona. The boys are really into it.
0:22:27 > 0:22:29If you could move over, Marlon,
0:22:29 > 0:22:32and show them the design that I've done there.
0:22:32 > 0:22:35I do all my own sewing stuff myself at home. Off, please.
0:22:35 > 0:22:38Show them the S. That's the Superman design
0:22:38 > 0:22:41and he's got the... If you could turn around, cape on the back there,
0:22:41 > 0:22:45that's just a press stud cape that he chooses to wear.
0:22:45 > 0:22:49Takes it off when he sleeps. Yeah, the boys really get into it.
0:22:49 > 0:22:51Yours, and I'll just find you some bottoms.
0:22:51 > 0:22:54'Some of the guys just, you know, they think they're too cool for it.'
0:22:54 > 0:22:58Can't tempt you with the Power Ranger jarmies, Mohamed? No?
0:22:58 > 0:23:00'It keeps me busy and it keeps the boys happy.'
0:23:00 > 0:23:03Settle down, heroes.
0:23:03 > 0:23:04Lights out.
0:23:04 > 0:23:08'We get the boys in at 8:30, and that can often be the hardest time.'
0:23:08 > 0:23:12Mohamed, come and grab some tissues, mate.
0:23:12 > 0:23:15'They've done phone calls to loved ones and looking at photos,'
0:23:15 > 0:23:18and they can become quite teary.
0:23:18 > 0:23:21And that's why I keep these - my tissues.
0:23:21 > 0:23:23Have some tissues.
0:23:23 > 0:23:26'But if the tears continue, I do go in and I'll offer some comfort to them
0:23:26 > 0:23:29'and a couple of tissues and a pat on the back.'
0:23:29 > 0:23:31Oh, you poor thing. Poor thing.
0:23:33 > 0:23:36Oh, it's not much fun in here, is it?
0:23:36 > 0:23:41People often say, "Gran, you forget what these boys have done."
0:23:41 > 0:23:45You know? Some of these boys have done horrible, horrible things.
0:23:45 > 0:23:47Things that would make you sick to the stomach.
0:23:48 > 0:23:52'Now, they may be the worst boys in the state, but they're still boys.'
0:23:52 > 0:23:56Robin'd think Batman was a big poof if he cried that much.
0:23:56 > 0:23:58Come on.
0:23:58 > 0:24:01You'll be right. Have some tissues.
0:24:02 > 0:24:03OK.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06Right, yeah. I see.
0:24:06 > 0:24:11'Well, we heard back from the hearing specialist this afternoon,
0:24:11 > 0:24:16'and unfortunately, Nathan's tests have shown that
0:24:16 > 0:24:19'he isn't going to get any better.
0:24:19 > 0:24:22'His hearing is, in fact, going to get worse.'
0:24:22 > 0:24:24Well, thank you very much for the call.
0:24:24 > 0:24:29'So, they say that in a couple of months, he'll be completely deaf,'
0:24:29 > 0:24:32which, er, they call that profoundly deaf.
0:24:32 > 0:24:36He's not going to be able to have the cochlear implant
0:24:36 > 0:24:39that we were hoping might be a possibility.
0:24:39 > 0:24:42- Oh, that's real bad news. - Mmm, I know.
0:24:42 > 0:24:44Daniel, what are you laughing at?
0:24:44 > 0:24:48- Oh, nothing. Just when you said "cochlear".- Daniel, grow up!
0:24:48 > 0:24:50- You said, "Nathan's cochlear". - This is serious.
0:24:50 > 0:24:53Don't say "cochlear" if you don't want me to laugh.
0:24:53 > 0:24:55Of course I'm going to laugh if you say that.
0:24:55 > 0:24:59- Oh, God, you're so childish at times.- I'm going to tell Grandma.
0:24:59 > 0:25:02- It's a real shame, isn't it?- Yeah.
0:25:02 > 0:25:05They reckon he might be fully deaf within a few months.
0:25:07 > 0:25:09How's your old bitch of a mother about it all?
0:25:09 > 0:25:12Yeah, she's all right. Her boyfriend moved in today.
0:25:12 > 0:25:14- God, that was quick.- Yeah.
0:25:14 > 0:25:19He sounds like an absolute dickhead from what you've told me.
0:25:19 > 0:25:20Yeah, he is one.
0:25:22 > 0:25:25Hi, Nathan. I can see you!
0:25:25 > 0:25:27Nath, Gran says hi.
0:25:27 > 0:25:29Oi! Don't be cheeky.
0:25:30 > 0:25:34- Piss off, you fucking dickhead. - Put your bloody bum away. I'm not interested.
0:25:36 > 0:25:38Steve, give me the remote.
0:25:38 > 0:25:39Give me it.
0:25:39 > 0:25:44I'm going to bed, so that needs to be on 22 at all times, all right?
0:25:44 > 0:25:47- 22, no louder, OK? Got it? - Oh, fair enough.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49Now, Nathan, watch my lips.
0:25:49 > 0:25:53Now, you be good, try your hardest at school,
0:25:53 > 0:25:55and don't get into trouble.
0:25:55 > 0:26:00Right. OK, goodnight. Let's do our Eskimo kiss.
0:26:02 > 0:26:04Thanks, sweetheart.
0:26:04 > 0:26:06- All right, night night. Be good. - Goodnight.
0:26:10 > 0:26:12You off to bed, Nathan?
0:26:12 > 0:26:14Nath, stay goodnight to Steve.
0:26:14 > 0:26:16Goodnight.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19Middle finger down, please.
0:26:19 > 0:26:21Nathan, down.
0:26:23 > 0:26:27Hey, Steve. What's four minus three?
0:26:27 > 0:26:28Daniel, grow up.
0:26:35 > 0:26:36Nathan!
0:26:38 > 0:26:39Nathan!
0:26:39 > 0:26:41Nathan. Daniel wants you.
0:26:44 > 0:26:48Nath, Nath, Nath! You're a legend. (You're a fag).
0:26:48 > 0:26:52You're the best brother ever. (You're not. You're a fucking dickhead.)
0:26:52 > 0:26:53Awesome brother. (Fag).
0:26:53 > 0:26:55Fuck off!
0:26:56 > 0:26:58Goodnight, family!
0:26:58 > 0:27:00Goodnight, legends.
0:27:08 > 0:27:09Nath's in so much trouble.
0:27:09 > 0:27:11He's been listening to rap music.
0:27:11 > 0:27:14No more bloody S.mouse!
0:27:14 > 0:27:15They could arrest him
0:27:15 > 0:27:17unless we agree to let the welfare people come over.
0:27:17 > 0:27:21They came up with this bullshit idea of sending Nath to a deaf school.
0:27:21 > 0:27:24- He said he doesn't want to go. - I don't think it's a bad idea.
0:27:24 > 0:27:26Nathan! You're not the fucking dad, anyway.
0:27:26 > 0:27:27Look, Daniel's crying.
0:27:27 > 0:27:29- I'm not fucking crying! - You're so gay!
0:27:29 > 0:27:31This is S.mouse.
0:27:31 > 0:27:34You know, the biggest-selling hip hop single of all time.
0:27:34 > 0:27:36Westbank Shopping Mall!
0:27:36 > 0:27:38I got an imagine of being a little bit of a faggot.
0:27:38 > 0:27:42He grew up as a rich ass kid. You ain't no motherfucking gangster!
0:27:42 > 0:27:44If I was a nerd at school, you was a nerd at school.
0:27:44 > 0:27:45Welcome to my crib.
0:27:45 > 0:27:49S.mouse, you've got to write some of your own shit.
0:27:49 > 0:27:50I've got to do some house arresting.
0:27:50 > 0:27:53I've got to wear this shit so they can track me.
0:27:53 > 0:27:55- Get off that fucking thing. - You need a dick, Dad.
0:27:55 > 0:27:57'We have a high-risk detainee here.'
0:27:57 > 0:28:00Get you to pop those on. Ooh, he's been busted wanking a dog.
0:28:00 > 0:28:01Hey, dog wanker!
0:28:01 > 0:28:03'The word's out that he's a dog wanker.
0:28:03 > 0:28:05'His life won't be easy in here.'
0:28:05 > 0:28:07- Watch your dog - he might get wanked.- Behave!
0:28:07 > 0:28:09All he did was do a shit on a police car.
0:28:09 > 0:28:11Blow your didgeridoo, Marlon.
0:28:11 > 0:28:13# You're a big, fat, motherfucking bitch. #