0:00:05 > 0:00:10This programme contains very strong language.
0:00:42 > 0:00:47Yeah, it's weird. Like, I had this idea of shit that's going to happen,
0:00:47 > 0:00:50and it's going to be, like, all good, an' that,
0:00:50 > 0:00:51and then...
0:00:51 > 0:00:54like, it doesn't happen.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56If you think about it, it's kinda weird that
0:00:56 > 0:00:59I actually thought that they were going to come to Dunt.
0:00:59 > 0:01:03And Mum and Steve kept telling me they weren't going to come.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05I didn't believe them.
0:01:05 > 0:01:09Yeah, it's shit when adults are right and kids are wrong.
0:01:09 > 0:01:10It's fucking heavy!
0:01:10 > 0:01:15- Well, fucking get Nathan. - We're stuck.- Oi, Nathan!
0:01:15 > 0:01:19'Nate's going to deaf school tomorrow. He's fully deaf now, so he's got to go.'
0:01:19 > 0:01:22Someone wave their hands in front of Nathan and get him to help us!
0:01:22 > 0:01:25Have you got another lettuce there?
0:01:25 > 0:01:27Cos I think we'll churn through those two.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29Nathan, get out here!
0:01:29 > 0:01:33Nathan? Nathan! Daniel wants you to go and help him out with the bunks.
0:01:33 > 0:01:34Yes.
0:01:34 > 0:01:38'And we're going to be moving my gran
0:01:38 > 0:01:40'into Jamie and Tyson's bedroom.'
0:01:40 > 0:01:42Yeah, good one(!)
0:01:42 > 0:01:46So this'll be a three-boy room, and Gran's going to get her own room,
0:01:46 > 0:01:50cos when you're an old lady you kinda need your own room.
0:01:50 > 0:01:51Two, four, six, eight, ten...
0:01:51 > 0:01:55'It's fun having Gran here, though, just having her round the house,
0:01:55 > 0:01:56'cos I get along with her heaps.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59'I thought she was going to be heaps more sick, right?
0:01:59 > 0:02:01'I thought she'd be...'
0:02:01 > 0:02:04kinda dribbling and, erm...
0:02:04 > 0:02:05shaking and stuff.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08'But she's all right so far.'
0:02:08 > 0:02:11We should keep that covered. The flies are getting in.
0:02:11 > 0:02:14'I've been settling in quite well, yes.'
0:02:14 > 0:02:16The family thought I was going to be
0:02:16 > 0:02:18much more of an invalid than I actually am.
0:02:18 > 0:02:22I'm, er, I'm forgetful, but I'm certainly no invalid.
0:02:22 > 0:02:27'Kerry's been great. She's been fantastic. No tension there.'
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Are those Jamie's cargoes there?
0:02:29 > 0:02:33'And I've got along quite well with Steve, too, her new husband.
0:02:33 > 0:02:34'He's a lovely bloke.'
0:02:34 > 0:02:37Get it round the other side of the ute.
0:02:37 > 0:02:38'So, all in all, so far so good.'
0:02:38 > 0:02:40No, it's nice. I've put photos up.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43'When you are lost,'
0:02:43 > 0:02:46family is where you turn, and this is my family.
0:02:46 > 0:02:48This is all the family I've got.
0:02:48 > 0:02:49And, er...
0:02:49 > 0:02:52it's... I feel like I'm in a safe place.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54So, how are you?
0:02:54 > 0:02:57'Well, Daniel's hooked me up with the computer,
0:02:57 > 0:03:00so I've been keeping in touch with Garingal.'
0:03:00 > 0:03:01He's loving the country.
0:03:01 > 0:03:05Daniel said he'd build a run for him out the back, so that's good.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07'Penny and I are very close.'
0:03:07 > 0:03:09So...
0:03:09 > 0:03:12Not an easy separation, that one.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14So I like to, y'know...
0:03:16 > 0:03:17..chat with her as much as I can.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19Hello! Hello, Penny!
0:03:19 > 0:03:23'I do feel terrible about Daniel's party plans for Nathan
0:03:23 > 0:03:27and forgetting to invite those special guests.'
0:03:27 > 0:03:28Get on the end of that.
0:03:28 > 0:03:32'Daniel's trying not to make me feel guilty.'
0:03:32 > 0:03:34But I do feel quite responsible.
0:03:36 > 0:03:39It's not a good situation there at all.
0:03:39 > 0:03:40That'll blow out.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43'We're still going ahead with Nathan's farewell party.'
0:03:43 > 0:03:49Just doing it this arvo, y'know, with me mates, keeping it low-key.
0:03:50 > 0:03:53'Mum's invited the Lovells, our neighbours, over,
0:03:53 > 0:03:55'just people that know Nath
0:03:55 > 0:03:57'and care about him.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00'Nath's been such a little shit lately, though.'
0:04:00 > 0:04:03He's been naughtier than ever before just cos he knows he's going.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05'He's been a dickhead to me.'
0:04:05 > 0:04:06Just come over here.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09- Stand there. - Why's he want a fucking photo of me?
0:04:09 > 0:04:12For deaf school. Let me take the photo. Go back further.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14- It's fucking weird.- There!
0:04:14 > 0:04:16- 'He's showing off heaps for Gran.' - Ready?
0:04:17 > 0:04:20You fucking little faggot!
0:04:20 > 0:04:22I got it on the camera!
0:04:22 > 0:04:25Fucking arsehole! You fucking dirty faggot!
0:04:25 > 0:04:27Piss funny! Piss funny!
0:04:27 > 0:04:30- He's just having fun. - You try getting pissed on!
0:04:30 > 0:04:32I got it on camera!
0:04:32 > 0:04:34Piss funny!
0:04:44 > 0:04:48'Well, he's out there in the big ol' world again, he's on his own.'
0:04:48 > 0:04:49Go down here.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52'Has Shwayne learned his lesson after being in jail?'
0:04:52 > 0:04:57'I don't think that Shwayne has the ability to learn.'
0:04:57 > 0:04:59I was talking to Clarice,
0:04:59 > 0:05:05and we were talking about the fact that Shwayne may be retarded...
0:05:05 > 0:05:08and we just didn't get the tests.
0:05:08 > 0:05:11Life on the outside, y'know, is cool.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14It's different to how I remember it, though.
0:05:14 > 0:05:18- That's cos you ain't as famous any more, nigga.- Shut the fuck up.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21D'you know what? We finished my new track, Squashed Nigga.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24We finished all that up. Full production on that.
0:05:24 > 0:05:27- We got that... Where's that CD? You got that CD?- Uh-huh.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29Rockin' it with my glasses.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31And we got this shit out to the radio stations,
0:05:31 > 0:05:33to the record companies.
0:05:33 > 0:05:37We got, y'know, we got no bites yet, but...
0:05:37 > 0:05:39it's a new sound, it's a new song,
0:05:39 > 0:05:43and I firmly believe it's going to take a while
0:05:43 > 0:05:44for that shit to...
0:05:44 > 0:05:48to get into the brains of the people, y'know what I'm saying?
0:05:48 > 0:05:50# Squashed nigga, squashed nigga... #
0:05:50 > 0:05:54'Am I happy to have said goodbye to S.mouse? Yeah.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57'I'm happy about that.'
0:05:57 > 0:06:00He is over. He is gone. There ain't no more S.mouse.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02Y'know? He is a memory in my head,
0:06:02 > 0:06:06because I'm moving on from that shit.
0:06:06 > 0:06:10'Y'know? I don't miss being him. You want to know why?
0:06:10 > 0:06:13'Because that's not who I am. I'm Shwayne Junior.
0:06:13 > 0:06:17'Being adored by fans, having people, y'know, hysterical
0:06:17 > 0:06:20'and chasing you round the shopping malls,
0:06:20 > 0:06:23'all that shit, I don't miss that. No way!
0:06:23 > 0:06:26'If you don't recognise me'
0:06:26 > 0:06:31cos I'm being me, then that's fine by me. Y'know what I'm saying?
0:06:31 > 0:06:33- Pull over here.- There?
0:06:33 > 0:06:36'I'm very much willing to put the past in the past
0:06:36 > 0:06:38'and focus on the future.'
0:06:38 > 0:06:40Wind the window down. See if they recognise me.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47Yeah, here they come.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50He knows me. He knows me.
0:06:50 > 0:06:51No, no, no, no.
0:06:53 > 0:06:54What the fuck?
0:06:54 > 0:06:58'Cos I am a creative being, y'know what I'm saying?'
0:06:58 > 0:06:59I got to create shit,
0:06:59 > 0:07:03no matter what goes down, no matter who kicks me in the ass
0:07:03 > 0:07:05and says, "Your shit is shit." Y'know?
0:07:06 > 0:07:11I turn round to them and I say, "I'm going to create shit forever."
0:07:11 > 0:07:16'I got so much going on I don't know where to start.'
0:07:16 > 0:07:18So, what you want to do now, nigga?
0:07:19 > 0:07:21I don't know.
0:07:33 > 0:07:36'I don't think I've ever had a more eventful month in my life.
0:07:36 > 0:07:40'It's been unreal. So much shit's happened.'
0:07:40 > 0:07:42I had my court case over the Packo shooting.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45Lucky for me Packo told the truth,
0:07:45 > 0:07:47said I wasn't there, so I ended up getting off.
0:07:47 > 0:07:51Yeah, Ashleigh's got nailed for that, so he's gone back inside.
0:07:51 > 0:07:54Straight after the court case, I decided to go for my surgery.
0:07:54 > 0:07:58So yeah, I had my artificial-balls operation. Got my balls again!
0:07:58 > 0:08:00It didn't hurt as much as I thought it would.
0:08:00 > 0:08:05And the results are amazing. Looks pretty realistic, don't you reckon?
0:08:05 > 0:08:08- My balls?- Yeah, they're totally realistic, yeah.- Yeah!
0:08:08 > 0:08:12'I don't know, I feel like I've got this new confidence.'
0:08:12 > 0:08:15I think I just love having balls again.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18'I've restarted the Fat Boys Surf School.
0:08:18 > 0:08:22'I worked out that if I got the Mucca Mad Boys involved as instructors,
0:08:22 > 0:08:24then it was going to be way easier.'
0:08:24 > 0:08:25How you boys going?
0:08:25 > 0:08:27'Yeah, so I've got a ratio of two Mad Boys'
0:08:27 > 0:08:32to each Fat Boy, so yeah, it's been going unreal so far.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34- Here comes a big one. - Waiting for that tide to come in.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36'It's good for the town, too -
0:08:36 > 0:08:38'it's keeping the Mad Boys off the streets,
0:08:38 > 0:08:41'keeping them busy, giving them a purpose,
0:08:41 > 0:08:44'stopping them from scaring the tourists off.'
0:08:44 > 0:08:46Yay, guys!
0:08:46 > 0:08:48'But the biggest news is Kareena's back,
0:08:48 > 0:08:49'and she's had a baby!'
0:08:49 > 0:08:50Go slow, you two.
0:08:50 > 0:08:54'We had our ups and down and downs leading up to the birth of Tyrone,
0:08:54 > 0:08:56'y'know, a lot of arguments.'
0:08:56 > 0:08:57I put it down to hormones,
0:08:57 > 0:09:00cos apparently, in the last trimester,
0:09:00 > 0:09:03the chicks go a little bit weird.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05Here he is, little Tyrone!
0:09:05 > 0:09:08Say hi to the cameras, little fella.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10- He's cute, isn't he? - Little man!- Yeah, Tyrone.
0:09:10 > 0:09:14We were going to call him Blake, but I thought that might be a bit lovo,
0:09:14 > 0:09:15mini-Blake.
0:09:15 > 0:09:19So we went with Tyrone. It's so good, though. I highly recommend it.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22If you ever get the chance to have a baby, have one.
0:09:22 > 0:09:26- It's awesome.- It's really changed him. Like, he's been really...
0:09:26 > 0:09:27We had a really good chat
0:09:27 > 0:09:29about Blake pulling back on his gang commitments
0:09:29 > 0:09:31and just focus on being a good dad.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Like me and Hunter was saying,
0:09:33 > 0:09:36when Tyrone grows up - well, not even when he grows up, NOW -
0:09:36 > 0:09:39he's got instant membership into Mucca Mad Boys.
0:09:39 > 0:09:42- Even if he's a shit surfer, he's in. - He's in, no matter what.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45Yeah, we'll get him the tattoo when he's about ten or something.
0:09:45 > 0:09:49- What? Only when he's about 18. - No, ten. Like, it doesn't hurt.
0:09:49 > 0:09:52- Doesn't hurt.- Are you serious? - You want a tattoo?
0:09:52 > 0:09:54- You want a tattoo, do you?- No, Blake.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58All I'm saying is that you'll run out of money eventually.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01- No, I'm not.- You can't sustain this lifestyle, man.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03You got to get you a real job.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05I don't need no real job.
0:10:05 > 0:10:09You said you liked my new track, anyway. Why you lose faith in me?
0:10:09 > 0:10:12Look, you are not getting it.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14- Your fans have deserted you, man. - Tch!
0:10:14 > 0:10:17I mean, look, I'm not trying to be harsh or nothing,
0:10:17 > 0:10:21- but nobody likes your ass no more. - No-one likes YOUR ass, motherfucker!
0:10:21 > 0:10:22You got no friends.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25That's why you're here sitting on my steps,
0:10:25 > 0:10:27- cos you got no friends. - Shut up, boy.
0:10:27 > 0:10:31- Everyone likes me.- Listen to me, Son. I've been studying this.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33- Bobby McFerrin - you remember, Don't Worry Be Happy?- No.
0:10:33 > 0:10:36He's a IT consultant in Seattle right now.
0:10:36 > 0:10:40- Bullshit.- And the little short girl on Family Ties,
0:10:40 > 0:10:42she's working the streets.
0:10:42 > 0:10:45- That's all I'm saying. - You're making shit up.- OK...
0:10:45 > 0:10:49OK, I made that shit up. But this shit is true! This is true, man.
0:10:49 > 0:10:53People who used to be famous, they have to get themselves a real job.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55I ain't going to be one of those people!
0:10:55 > 0:10:59- That's what you don't understand. - Shwayne, get a real job.
0:10:59 > 0:11:02Get a real job. Let me help you get a real job.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04Get a real friend!
0:11:04 > 0:11:07Get someone your own age to hang out with
0:11:07 > 0:11:10instead of hanging out with me and Danthony, y'know?
0:11:10 > 0:11:12- Go home! - I'm not hanging out with you.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14- I don't want to hang out with you. - Why you here, then?
0:11:14 > 0:11:19What's wrong with you? Ain't you got no respect? I took care of your ass.
0:11:19 > 0:11:21I respect you, motherfucker.
0:11:21 > 0:11:24I respect you more when you back your car out of my driveway and go home.
0:11:33 > 0:11:36Tim is much happier these days. We left Japan.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39He bought his very own place back in Santa Barbara.
0:11:39 > 0:11:44And, um, the great thing is that now he's back with all his old friend.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46He really come a long way.
0:11:46 > 0:11:50He's 16, and he's very own man now.
0:11:50 > 0:11:53You go down, and you come back, and you flip it.
0:11:53 > 0:11:56'The great thing is, being his manager
0:11:56 > 0:11:58'has been an amazing experience for me.'
0:11:58 > 0:12:01I'm very happy, and I think Tim is happy too.
0:12:01 > 0:12:03- You want me to organise you a minivan?- Yeah!
0:12:03 > 0:12:05- OK!- Thanks, Bruce!- Yes!
0:12:05 > 0:12:08'Everything's been great since I moved back here in Santa Barbara.
0:12:08 > 0:12:11I've gotten new management. I'm back into skating'
0:12:11 > 0:12:13more competitively now.
0:12:13 > 0:12:16I've actually been skating more than I ever did in Japan, too.
0:12:16 > 0:12:19'Me and Amaya are doing well.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21'We're going to have a long-distance relationship.
0:12:21 > 0:12:25'Her parents are letting her stay with me during school breaks.
0:12:26 > 0:12:29'My mom's back here too.'
0:12:29 > 0:12:31Um, we don't really see each other much.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34She's pretty pissed off about the whole firing thing.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37I bought her a house here, so I think she's doing fine.
0:12:39 > 0:12:43My life has been turned upside down.
0:12:43 > 0:12:47The lawyers got involved, and Tim has really fucked me up big time.
0:12:47 > 0:12:51They claim that Tim is the one who get all the money,
0:12:51 > 0:12:55so until we sort that out, I'm pretty much stuffed.
0:12:58 > 0:13:02'Tim has bought us a family home in Santa Barbara,
0:13:02 > 0:13:06'but let me tell you, this house is shit.'
0:13:06 > 0:13:09Is not big enough to swing a dog's dick.
0:13:09 > 0:13:12It's got four bedroom upstairs. Look at this living room.
0:13:12 > 0:13:14Is not exactly living it up.
0:13:14 > 0:13:17Get off the floor, please. The floor is not for sitting on!
0:13:17 > 0:13:18Take the dog to do a shit.
0:13:18 > 0:13:22'Well, we had a lot of excess Gay Style stock left over,
0:13:22 > 0:13:26'but I've found it quite useful for decorating round the new house.'
0:13:26 > 0:13:31The cock cushions just as scatter cushion, erm, like so.
0:13:31 > 0:13:37We have, erm, just a cock box here where I put my remote.
0:13:37 > 0:13:42Oh, and I have my lychee lickable runners. So, that's what I wear.
0:13:42 > 0:13:45They're comfy for around the house, too!
0:13:46 > 0:13:50'I had to sack my housekeeper, Cho,
0:13:50 > 0:13:54'so now I have to take on full duties of housekeeper and home mum.'
0:13:54 > 0:13:55Sit up straight, please.
0:13:55 > 0:13:57'And I have to tell you,
0:13:57 > 0:14:00'being a household mum is shit.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03'You have to constantly look after your children.'
0:14:03 > 0:14:05Drink for you.
0:14:05 > 0:14:08'Cindy is a very difficult child.
0:14:08 > 0:14:11'She cause a lot of trouble for me. Very naughty.'
0:14:14 > 0:14:18'I give Tim everything. I give him money, success, a future.'
0:14:18 > 0:14:22And what does he give me in return? A shit house in the suburbs.
0:14:22 > 0:14:23Thank you very much, Tim(!)
0:14:25 > 0:14:29'Luckily, my second son, Luke, is doing very well.
0:14:29 > 0:14:33'I still home-schooling him so he can focus on his golf practice.'
0:14:33 > 0:14:37You have to try hard if you want to be Tiger Woods.
0:14:37 > 0:14:41'He wants to go pro one day, so I am doing my best to encourage that,
0:14:41 > 0:14:44'and we see how we go.'
0:14:44 > 0:14:49Look! Look what we got today!
0:14:49 > 0:14:53'The role of a mother is a very, very hard one.
0:14:53 > 0:14:55'I've learned that.
0:14:55 > 0:14:59'You have to do your very best for your children.
0:14:59 > 0:15:02'You have to devote your life to them.'
0:15:02 > 0:15:04Hold the balls.
0:15:06 > 0:15:08'I'm not perfect. No-one's perfect.'
0:15:09 > 0:15:13I'm just a mother trying to do my very best.
0:15:13 > 0:15:17And if you don't like that, then...that's not my fault.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25Jump in.
0:15:25 > 0:15:28'Me and Nath, we're going into town for final farewells.
0:15:28 > 0:15:31'As a special treat, I'm letting Nath drive.
0:15:31 > 0:15:35'We've been training up around the farm. He's getting pretty good.
0:15:37 > 0:15:41'If we do get busted, then I'm going to tell the cops
0:15:41 > 0:15:44that I'm Nath and he's Daniel, cos we look the same,
0:15:44 > 0:15:47so they won't be able to tell. It won't stand up in court.
0:15:47 > 0:15:49You want to do mainies for a while?
0:15:51 > 0:15:54It's the last time you're going to see Dunt, mate.
0:15:54 > 0:15:55Should say goodbye to Chloe.
0:15:55 > 0:15:57HORN TOOTS
0:15:57 > 0:15:59See you, Nathan!
0:15:59 > 0:16:02What the fuck did you do that for?
0:16:02 > 0:16:03Fucking knob.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05She's hot!
0:16:05 > 0:16:08'We're going to do the traditional shit, do all the stuff Nath loves
0:16:08 > 0:16:11'just for one last time...'
0:16:11 > 0:16:12YEAH!
0:16:12 > 0:16:14'..visit the places Nath likes...'
0:16:14 > 0:16:16Hurry up!
0:16:16 > 0:16:18'..just do all the stuff that you can do in Dunt.
0:16:20 > 0:16:24'Probably go to the tree where Dad died.
0:16:24 > 0:16:28'Me and Nath go there a fair bit. It's weird and a little bit gay,
0:16:28 > 0:16:31'but, like, I talk to Dad at the tree sometimes.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33'It's just a secret thing that we do.
0:16:33 > 0:16:35'Sometimes we don't even tell Mum.
0:16:35 > 0:16:40Uh, g'day, Dad. Just, um, wanted to bring Nath over.
0:16:40 > 0:16:44Yeah, he's leaving in the morning, and Steve's driving him,
0:16:44 > 0:16:47so just wanted to bring him over to say see ya an' that.
0:16:48 > 0:16:50Um...
0:16:50 > 0:16:52Oh, we had this farewell party planned for him,
0:16:52 > 0:16:55and we invited all these legends.
0:16:55 > 0:16:59You'd have loved it. We had Blake Oakfield, your favourite surfer.
0:16:59 > 0:17:01We had these other blokes - you wouldn't know them -
0:17:01 > 0:17:05a rapper and a skater.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07They were all going to come, right?
0:17:07 > 0:17:09But Gran, your mum, she forgot to invite them,
0:17:09 > 0:17:11so...they're not coming.
0:17:11 > 0:17:15It's still going to be good, cos the Lovells are coming
0:17:15 > 0:17:17and my mates and...
0:17:17 > 0:17:18Yeah, it'll be good.
0:17:20 > 0:17:23Um, Dad, seeing, like, y'know how...
0:17:23 > 0:17:25I said that me and Nath...
0:17:25 > 0:17:29were going to run the farm, an' that, like...
0:17:29 > 0:17:32when we left school, just get it all successful and shit?
0:17:32 > 0:17:36Now Nath's going to deaf school, it doesn't look like we can do that.
0:17:39 > 0:17:43But I was thinking, like...
0:17:44 > 0:17:48..we're not really, like, men yet, we're sort of still a bit like kids,
0:17:48 > 0:17:53so when Nath comes back in, like, two years,
0:17:53 > 0:17:57we'll be more like men that'll be, like, stronger and just...
0:17:57 > 0:17:59know more shit, an' that,
0:17:59 > 0:18:01so that's when we'll do it.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03We'll definitely do it.
0:18:03 > 0:18:06We'll get it all up and running and successful and...
0:18:06 > 0:18:09and do all the shit we promised, so...you don't have to worry.
0:18:12 > 0:18:13Erm...
0:18:14 > 0:18:17Yeah, that's it. So...
0:18:17 > 0:18:19Nath wants to, um, have a word,
0:18:19 > 0:18:22and he's got a photo that he wants to leave with you
0:18:22 > 0:18:25so you don't forget him while he's gone. So...cool. See ya.
0:18:56 > 0:19:00Oi, Nathan! Not there, dickhead!
0:19:00 > 0:19:02Get in the car.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04Fuck's sake!
0:19:11 > 0:19:14Hey, nigga, after you've finished vacuuming my car,
0:19:14 > 0:19:16I'm going to get you to polish my balls.
0:19:16 > 0:19:18You can shut the fuck up, man.
0:19:18 > 0:19:21I wouldn't let you do that even if you wanted to, nigga.
0:19:23 > 0:19:24How'd you like to be locked in?
0:19:26 > 0:19:28You locked in there?
0:19:28 > 0:19:32What's happened here? Is it some kind of malfunction with the door there?
0:19:32 > 0:19:35- Open the fucking door, man! - What's going on? Can't get out?
0:19:35 > 0:19:38You know what? I'll let you out of there
0:19:38 > 0:19:40if you rap my biggest-selling...
0:19:40 > 0:19:44my second-biggest-selling single in the United States. Rap that.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48- Then I'll let you out. - # You at the animal zoo... #
0:19:50 > 0:19:53I can't believe you did that shit, motherfucker.
0:19:53 > 0:19:56You still do that shit, motherfucker?
0:19:56 > 0:19:59- You crying? Are you crying? - You can do the rest yourself.
0:19:59 > 0:20:02There's no need to cry about that, motherfucker!
0:20:04 > 0:20:07Don't fucking do that shit. Don't fucking hit me with that shit.
0:20:07 > 0:20:09Don't fucking do that. You want to fucking...
0:20:09 > 0:20:11Hey, hold up, hold up, hold up.
0:20:11 > 0:20:15RADIO: '..is actually S.mouse. All right? That's his real name.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17- Nigga!- 'Now he's got this new song.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19'You let me know what you think.
0:20:19 > 0:20:21'Crazy record. I hear new records all the time.'
0:20:21 > 0:20:25- They're talking about the track. - 'Let me know what you think about this.'
0:20:25 > 0:20:29'This is new music from Shwayne Junior.
0:20:29 > 0:20:31Motherfuck!
0:20:31 > 0:20:36# What's really me? Yeah What do I want to be?... #
0:20:36 > 0:20:41I fucking told you! I fucking told you! I told you!
0:20:41 > 0:20:44- Motherfucker, they playing your song!- Yeah, yeah!
0:20:44 > 0:20:49Yeah! I said that. They got my fucking demo. Motherfuck!
0:20:49 > 0:20:54# Then a truck smashed through his door, brother
0:20:54 > 0:20:56# No, nigga, it's true... #
0:20:56 > 0:20:59I'm going to be rich, Dad! I'm going to be fucking rich!
0:20:59 > 0:21:01A recording motherfucking artist!
0:21:01 > 0:21:05# Squashed nigga, squashed nigga
0:21:05 > 0:21:09# I feel like a squashed nigga
0:21:09 > 0:21:11# Squashed nigga... #
0:21:11 > 0:21:15'The Fat Boys Surf School, it's going off. I'm stoked with the progress.
0:21:15 > 0:21:17'Yeah, we've had way less broken boards,
0:21:17 > 0:21:21'and we're getting a few of the young blokes up and standing.'
0:21:21 > 0:21:23APPLAUSE
0:21:24 > 0:21:26Well done, mate!
0:21:26 > 0:21:28Standing! Did you see him surfing?
0:21:28 > 0:21:31'It's good to do something for the community, to be giving back.'
0:21:31 > 0:21:33Who would've thought?
0:21:33 > 0:21:36I've decided recently to give surfing a go again.
0:21:36 > 0:21:40'I'm going to come out of retirement and, er, make a comeback.
0:21:40 > 0:21:44'I've agreed to do the Billabong Legends of Surfing tour.
0:21:44 > 0:21:46'So yeah, I've been in training for that.'
0:21:46 > 0:21:48There goes my dad!
0:21:48 > 0:21:50I think it's the new balls.
0:21:50 > 0:21:53I think my new balls have given me a sort of confidence.
0:21:53 > 0:21:56Oi, Packo's up there.
0:21:56 > 0:21:57He must have heard.
0:21:58 > 0:21:59What a dickhead.
0:21:59 > 0:22:01'Today's a big day, actually,
0:22:01 > 0:22:04'cos I've decided that I'm going to surf Blakey's.
0:22:04 > 0:22:08'It's probably the first time in about ten years I've done that.'
0:22:08 > 0:22:10All right, boys, let's go!
0:22:10 > 0:22:16Oi, Packo! This'll teach you for shooting my balls off! I'm back!
0:22:16 > 0:22:17'I'm shitting myself a little bit,
0:22:17 > 0:22:20'but it's going to be good to reclaim it.'
0:22:20 > 0:22:25- Mucca-Mucca-Mucca!- Oi-oi-oi! - Mucca-Mucca-Mucca!- Oi-oi-oi!
0:22:25 > 0:22:28- Mucca!- Oi!- Mucca!- Oi!
0:22:28 > 0:22:30- Mucca-Mucca-Mucca!- Oi-oi-oi!
0:22:40 > 0:22:42Daniel, the Lovells just called.
0:22:42 > 0:22:46They're not going to be able to make it to the party, so it's just us.
0:22:46 > 0:22:49- Did you hear what I said, Daniel? - Yeah.
0:22:49 > 0:22:51Grub's up, fellas. Chips and sambos.
0:22:51 > 0:22:53Did you want to chuck this on the fire, man?
0:22:53 > 0:22:55Yeah, might as well burn it.
0:22:55 > 0:22:58'Er, Steve and Nathan are leaving first thing in the morning
0:22:58 > 0:23:01'to go to Adelaide, getting up real early, an' that.
0:23:01 > 0:23:04'I don't know if I can be fucked getting up for it.'
0:23:04 > 0:23:07I just hate the big, gay farewell shit, an' that.
0:23:07 > 0:23:09So probably won't get up.
0:23:10 > 0:23:13It's going to be weird not having Nathan round, though.
0:23:14 > 0:23:18Like, I'm not going to miss him, but...it's just going to be weird.
0:23:19 > 0:23:21Oi, Nathan!
0:23:21 > 0:23:24Get over here! We're all here for you, you dickhead.
0:23:24 > 0:23:28- Oh, it'd be nice to get a photo of the boys.- Yes, like a group shot.
0:23:28 > 0:23:31- Yeah.- Yes, that's a good idea.
0:23:31 > 0:23:34Oh, it's lovely out here.
0:23:34 > 0:23:36Penny would have loved it.
0:23:36 > 0:23:39- Is that your mate from jail? - Mm. Yeah, she loved the country.
0:23:39 > 0:23:42Well, perhaps you should ask her to come out and visit.
0:23:42 > 0:23:44That'd be lovely, Kerry, thanks for that.
0:23:44 > 0:23:48'It would have been good if the legends did come, but...
0:23:48 > 0:23:49'It's still good, like,
0:23:49 > 0:23:52'having my mates and friends and family and shit around.
0:23:52 > 0:23:57- Boys, are you going to light that fire or what? - Yeah. You got the firelighters?
0:23:57 > 0:24:00- I don't know where they are, man. - They're in the back of Steve's car.
0:24:00 > 0:24:02Oi, Nathan!
0:24:02 > 0:24:05Nath! Go and get the firelighters out of the back of Steve's ute.
0:24:05 > 0:24:10'But having those blokes here - Blake, Tim, S.mouse -
0:24:10 > 0:24:14'that would have been legendary. It would have been an awesome send-off for Nathan.
0:24:14 > 0:24:17'Yeah, Nath would have remembered that forever.'
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