Episode 2

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0:00:02 > 0:00:07This programme contains very strong language.

0:00:07 > 0:00:13This programme contains adult humour.

0:00:36 > 0:00:37# Check my phone Check my phone

0:00:37 > 0:00:39# Check my phone... #

0:00:39 > 0:00:42Julia, can you get Nathan to turn the music down?

0:00:42 > 0:00:45Nathan, Mum said turn it down!

0:00:45 > 0:00:48He's deaf. How is he going to hear it? He's got to have it up loud.

0:00:48 > 0:00:52- Nathan, turn the music down! - Nathan!- My goodness!

0:00:52 > 0:00:54Nathan! Turn the fuckin' music down!

0:00:54 > 0:00:57- Fuck off!- I don't know how to do it.

0:00:57 > 0:00:59Mum said, dickhead.

0:00:59 > 0:01:02'Last night was pretty fun, right? Nath's in so much trouble, but.'

0:01:02 > 0:01:06..Doing what Mum asked you to do, dickhead!

0:01:06 > 0:01:08'Cos me and my mates are in town, right,

0:01:08 > 0:01:12and Nathan wanted to come in too, cos he wanted to make a YouTube video.

0:01:12 > 0:01:15Cos Nath, he really likes that S.mouse song, "Poo On You",

0:01:15 > 0:01:17and he wanted to do, like, a tribute video,

0:01:17 > 0:01:19where he pooed on a police car.

0:01:19 > 0:01:22And, like, we didn't think there were any witnesses and that,

0:01:22 > 0:01:25but there must have been witnesses cos the cops came round here,

0:01:25 > 0:01:28and they were like, "Oh, we know Nath did it."

0:01:28 > 0:01:29And Mum started crying and that.

0:01:29 > 0:01:32Like, when the cops went, Mum's, like, bawling about it.

0:01:32 > 0:01:33Oh, yuck!

0:01:33 > 0:01:38'They could arrest him, unless we agree to let the welfare people come over.'

0:01:38 > 0:01:42Cos they reckon cos Nath's deaf and, um, retarded,

0:01:42 > 0:01:43that he might be getting neglected.

0:01:43 > 0:01:48Not a good night. Um... Nathan's got himself into trouble again.

0:01:48 > 0:01:50He's been listening to rap music,

0:01:50 > 0:01:53and he just gets these really dumb ideas.

0:01:53 > 0:01:57Mum, Nathan's listening to it on his iPod!

0:01:57 > 0:01:59- Nathan!- Fuck off!

0:01:59 > 0:02:02Nathan! Nathan, take those...

0:02:02 > 0:02:06'So we've agreed to let Family And Community Services people come around.'

0:02:06 > 0:02:09They just want to see how well we're looking after Nathan.

0:02:09 > 0:02:13Nathan, you are banned from listening to this crap.

0:02:13 > 0:02:14I'm sick of it!

0:02:14 > 0:02:18'Yeah, I just feel like I'm losing control sometimes.'

0:02:18 > 0:02:20Stupid bloody crap!

0:02:20 > 0:02:22Another one. Another one over there.

0:02:22 > 0:02:24I don't give a fuck!

0:02:24 > 0:02:26No more bloody S.mouse!

0:02:31 > 0:02:34# You at the animal zoo

0:02:34 > 0:02:36# I said you at the animal zoo

0:02:36 > 0:02:38# I love the zoo... #

0:02:38 > 0:02:43Now, the kids, they are listening to my music and they is inspired.

0:02:43 > 0:02:45Them kids want to go do stupid things

0:02:45 > 0:02:48and get themselves in trouble, then that's not my fault.

0:02:48 > 0:02:51You know what I'm sayin'? I'm just the artist.

0:02:51 > 0:02:53I just create art, you know.

0:02:53 > 0:02:56This is S.mouse, S-dot-Mouse,

0:02:56 > 0:02:57a legend in hip hop.

0:02:57 > 0:02:59I'm the king in hip hop.

0:02:59 > 0:03:01I'm the voice of my generation.

0:03:01 > 0:03:02Yeah! Cut that shit.

0:03:05 > 0:03:09Yeah, this is S-dot-mouse - S.mouse -

0:03:09 > 0:03:12with some very important information.

0:03:12 > 0:03:15I want you to get your elbows out, and slap them.

0:03:15 > 0:03:18# Slap my elbow You do it like this

0:03:18 > 0:03:23# Slap my, slap my elbow You do it like this

0:03:23 > 0:03:24# Slap my el, slap my bow

0:03:24 > 0:03:26# Slap my el, slap my bow

0:03:26 > 0:03:28# Slap my el, slap my bow

0:03:28 > 0:03:30# Slap my el-bow

0:03:30 > 0:03:31# Slap it on the right

0:03:31 > 0:03:33# Slap it on the left... #

0:03:33 > 0:03:37We had this catchy little song with a dance number that went with it.

0:03:37 > 0:03:41Bow Wow refused to release it because to be honest, he thought it was shit.

0:03:41 > 0:03:42S.mouse was...

0:03:42 > 0:03:45He was in the right place at the right time.

0:03:45 > 0:03:47# Now I'm-a show you How to slap my elbow... #

0:03:47 > 0:03:52Initially I called him Mouse, because that name had tested really well

0:03:52 > 0:03:57and then we got threatened with legal action because there was a rapper, Mouse, in Detroit.

0:03:57 > 0:04:02So we added the S. S-dot-mouse equals S.mouse, which was my idea.

0:04:02 > 0:04:05When I first came up with my name,

0:04:05 > 0:04:08I wanted something powerful, you know?

0:04:08 > 0:04:12Something that was going to cut through from the rest of the bunch.

0:04:12 > 0:04:13S-dot-mouse,

0:04:13 > 0:04:15it's a revolutionary name, you know why?

0:04:15 > 0:04:18Cos it got punctuation in the middle of it.

0:04:18 > 0:04:21You don't often see that shit, you know?

0:04:21 > 0:04:24And it's the word, you know, you immediately think a mouse,

0:04:24 > 0:04:27and that don't seem like a big animal, but you know what?

0:04:27 > 0:04:30People motherfuckin' scared of mice.

0:04:30 > 0:04:32We've got to get that chorus right.

0:04:32 > 0:04:34Jump Roc contacted me

0:04:34 > 0:04:36and he said he had this artist he wanted me to manage.

0:04:36 > 0:04:40Shwayne, that's his real name... He couldn't dance very well

0:04:40 > 0:04:42and he wasn't good looking.

0:04:42 > 0:04:44I think he was 24 at the time and they needed him to be 17.

0:04:44 > 0:04:47And I thought, "That's cool. We can do that."

0:04:47 > 0:04:50S.mouse, terrific, man, really. Beautiful, work.

0:04:50 > 0:04:51'We worked up some tracks.

0:04:51 > 0:04:56'The label wanted to lead with Slap My Elbow, which I felt was the strongest track of those sessions.'

0:04:56 > 0:05:00The whole idea of this crazy kid just tellin' everyone to "smack their elbow."

0:05:00 > 0:05:02It just didn't... It blew me away.

0:05:05 > 0:05:09'After I dropped my first single, the kids, they loved that shit.

0:05:09 > 0:05:11'They couldn't get enough of me.

0:05:11 > 0:05:15'You know, the biggest selling hip-hop single of all time.'

0:05:15 > 0:05:19# Stand to Get your elbow ready... #

0:05:19 > 0:05:21S.mouse, he just took off.

0:05:21 > 0:05:24Westpoint Shopping Mall, yeah, yeah!

0:05:24 > 0:05:27'He became very famous very quickly.'

0:05:27 > 0:05:30I got a question for y'all.

0:05:30 > 0:05:32Who wants to slap their elbows?

0:05:32 > 0:05:34The whole thing was a phenomenon.

0:05:34 > 0:05:37Everyone was doing the Elbow Slap.

0:05:41 > 0:05:44When you've got kids, parents, grandparents,

0:05:44 > 0:05:47all lovin' the one song, you got yourselves a hit

0:05:47 > 0:05:49and you know what else you got? Money.

0:05:49 > 0:05:52Cos hit songs make a lot of money.

0:05:52 > 0:05:55Welcome to my crib. I buyed my shit, you know.

0:05:55 > 0:05:59I buyed my house, I buyed my cars, I buyed my jewellery,

0:05:59 > 0:06:01my shoes, my clothes.

0:06:01 > 0:06:03All the shit that you need when you got a lot of money.

0:06:03 > 0:06:05- Hey, ladies.- Yeah.- Yeah.

0:06:05 > 0:06:09So we decided to release the second single,

0:06:09 > 0:06:13Animal Zoo, which...

0:06:13 > 0:06:14nobody liked.

0:06:14 > 0:06:16# You at the animal zoo

0:06:16 > 0:06:19- # I said you at the animal zoo - I love the zoo

0:06:19 > 0:06:21# It's the animal zoo

0:06:21 > 0:06:23# The animal zoo

0:06:23 > 0:06:26# I said you at the animal zoo... #

0:06:26 > 0:06:29After I dropped my second single, Animal Zoo,

0:06:29 > 0:06:33you know, the critics, they started to diss me, you know.

0:06:33 > 0:06:35And I stand by my statement that

0:06:35 > 0:06:40that song was equally as strong lyrically as Slap My Elbow.

0:06:40 > 0:06:43# That panda That horse

0:06:43 > 0:06:46# That hippopotamus

0:06:46 > 0:06:49# You gotta walk like an elephant Run like a beaver...#

0:06:49 > 0:06:54Zoo was disappointing, numbers-wise, but we went ahead and released the album, Chocolate Boy.

0:06:54 > 0:06:58The physical and digital sales were really good.

0:06:58 > 0:07:00That's when the critics pounced.

0:07:00 > 0:07:04They said it was "hip hop for kids".

0:07:04 > 0:07:06It was "manufactured",

0:07:06 > 0:07:08it was "too repetitive".

0:07:08 > 0:07:10# I slap my el, slap my bow Slap my el... #

0:07:10 > 0:07:14I'm revolutionising my art form. There ain't no-one doin' this shit,

0:07:14 > 0:07:16no-one ever done this shit,

0:07:16 > 0:07:20And that's why I made my impact, you know what I'm sayin'?

0:07:20 > 0:07:23# All them African zoos England zoos

0:07:23 > 0:07:25# There's zoos all over the world

0:07:25 > 0:07:27# You gotta get to a zoo. #

0:07:27 > 0:07:28Then the VMAs happened

0:07:28 > 0:07:32and S.mouse lost out on the Best Newcomer Award.

0:07:32 > 0:07:35He didn't handle things the right way.

0:07:35 > 0:07:38All you judges, all you assholes who made this decision,

0:07:38 > 0:07:43you all is dumb-ass motherfuckin' dumb assholes. Yeah.

0:07:43 > 0:07:47"You all is dumb-ass motherfucker dumb assholes",

0:07:47 > 0:07:48didn't do him any favours.

0:07:48 > 0:07:52I mean, you just do not cuss in front of the kids.

0:07:52 > 0:07:56For a while there, he was the laughing stock of the industry.

0:07:56 > 0:07:57But despite that,

0:07:57 > 0:07:59the public still really loved him.

0:07:59 > 0:08:02I mean, it's like he could do no wrong.

0:08:02 > 0:08:05If y'all love S.mouse, say "Yeah!"

0:08:05 > 0:08:07'In all my years as a manager,'

0:08:07 > 0:08:10I have never come across

0:08:10 > 0:08:15such an incredibly gifted and talented young man as S.mouse.

0:08:15 > 0:08:17We've just got to keep this train rolling.

0:08:17 > 0:08:19Thank you all for comin', yeah!

0:08:31 > 0:08:34# Kick yo' ass, kick yo' ass Kick yo' ass... #

0:08:34 > 0:08:35Boys! Fellas!

0:08:35 > 0:08:40'The boys are very excited cos we've just found out that Cameron's got an early release.

0:08:40 > 0:08:42'He's done his time and the boys are all over the moon.'

0:08:42 > 0:08:43Hey, Cameron, when do you get out?

0:08:43 > 0:08:46'It's a double-edged prong because for a lot of the boys,'

0:08:46 > 0:08:50it really hits home that they're still in here, and that can be hard.

0:08:50 > 0:08:53Hey Gran! Can we get KFC tonight to celebrate Cameron leaving?

0:08:53 > 0:08:56- No, no, no.- How about we ask Gran's Magic eight Ball?

0:08:56 > 0:08:57No, we had KFC last...

0:08:57 > 0:08:59'But for me, you know, I'll miss them,

0:08:59 > 0:09:02'but I'm thrilled that they're getting on with their lives.

0:09:02 > 0:09:06'And I've always got my new intakes to keep me on my toes.

0:09:07 > 0:09:09Hello, young fellow.

0:09:09 > 0:09:11I'm Gran. Welcome to Garingal.

0:09:11 > 0:09:14Out you come.

0:09:14 > 0:09:16We're here to look after you. Thanks, guys.

0:09:16 > 0:09:20All right, we'll get you inside, get those cuffs off when we get in.

0:09:20 > 0:09:23That sun's coming out, isn't it? Turn around, please.

0:09:23 > 0:09:28Give you a bit of breathing space there.

0:09:28 > 0:09:31Talib Wauperi. 15 years of age. Non-parole. Case pending.

0:09:31 > 0:09:33Grab those clothes, please.

0:09:33 > 0:09:36'Yeah, we have a high-risk detainee here.'

0:09:36 > 0:09:40This fellow's been in and out of the system for quite some kind time now.

0:09:40 > 0:09:45He's a victim of abuse himself, which is sad. Stepfather in jail for that.

0:09:45 > 0:09:48Repeated sexual offences on animals.

0:09:48 > 0:09:51On parole. He's been busted wanking a dog.

0:09:51 > 0:09:53Well, that's, um...

0:09:53 > 0:09:56Whatever floats your boat there.

0:09:56 > 0:10:00We'll, uh, certainly need to make sure the other boys don't find out about this one.

0:10:00 > 0:10:02Oh, don't you look handsome in your uniform.

0:10:02 > 0:10:04No? OK.

0:10:04 > 0:10:07Come on. You're not going to talk, are you?

0:10:07 > 0:10:10Well, this is going to be interesting, isn't it?

0:10:14 > 0:10:16We think that's a really good place.

0:10:16 > 0:10:18It would be residential in Adelaide.

0:10:18 > 0:10:22So he, um... He would actually have to stay there full time?

0:10:22 > 0:10:27'We had the welfare people come over, talk to Nathan and stuff,

0:10:27 > 0:10:31'cos about him pooing on the car and getting heaps busted and all that.'

0:10:31 > 0:10:37- He pissed on the bottle shop sign heaps of times, no-one cared.- Daniel, shush.- Well, it's true.

0:10:37 > 0:10:40He obviously comes from a loving and supportive family.

0:10:40 > 0:10:43The concern is that his hearing isn't going to get better...

0:10:43 > 0:10:45'And they came up with this bullshit idea

0:10:45 > 0:10:49'of sending Nath to a deaf school in Adelaide for deaf kids.'

0:10:49 > 0:10:51Shit idea.

0:10:51 > 0:10:57There is a big focus on careers, so that he will definitely be employable.

0:10:57 > 0:10:58He doesn't need a job.

0:10:58 > 0:11:01- He's going to be working on the farm with me, so...- Daniel!

0:11:01 > 0:11:04Well, he doesn't need a career when he's got a job with me on the farm.

0:11:04 > 0:11:07- Daniel, just shush, please. It's not about you.- All I'm saying...

0:11:07 > 0:11:09well he's my brother, not yours.

0:11:09 > 0:11:14- Sorry. He's my son, so shush. - You shush.

0:11:14 > 0:11:18- Anything you need, just give us a call.- OK.- Nath, don't bother reading that bullshit.

0:11:18 > 0:11:19Fuckin' bullshit.

0:11:19 > 0:11:21So, what, how long would he go for?

0:11:21 > 0:11:24Well, they said it was a two-year course, didn't she?

0:11:24 > 0:11:26That's bullshit. Two fuckin' years?

0:11:26 > 0:11:30He'll learn to do sign language and at the end of it...

0:11:30 > 0:11:32Who fuckin' needs sign language?

0:11:32 > 0:11:33Well, it might help him, Daniel.

0:11:33 > 0:11:35- Just...- It's bullshit.

0:11:35 > 0:11:37..try and go with it a little bit more.

0:11:37 > 0:11:40- It's bullshit. - It could be good for him. - Nath! What do you want to do?

0:11:40 > 0:11:44Do you want to go to deaf school, or do you want to work on the farm with me?

0:11:44 > 0:11:46Danthan Industries, remember?

0:11:46 > 0:11:49Nuh, doesn't want to go. He said he doesn't want to go, so...

0:11:49 > 0:11:54- I don't think it's such a bad idea, Daniel.- Well, there's no way he's going, so...

0:11:54 > 0:11:56All he did was do a shit on a police car, anyway.

0:11:59 > 0:12:01This is the ghetto where I used to chill as a kid.

0:12:01 > 0:12:05'S.mouse always told me that he was from the hood.'

0:12:05 > 0:12:07To survive, sometimes you've got to hustle.

0:12:07 > 0:12:12'He was always telling me about stealing stuff for his family and being forced to hustle...'

0:12:12 > 0:12:14It's a hard life for a young kid.

0:12:14 > 0:12:16'I guess I just believed it.'

0:12:16 > 0:12:18I never knew he was a rich kid from Calabasas.

0:12:25 > 0:12:29Shwayne, or "S.mouse", as you call him,

0:12:29 > 0:12:31he grew up as a rich-ass kid, OK?

0:12:31 > 0:12:34Look at my place, man. I'm rich!

0:12:34 > 0:12:35We get it, nigger!

0:12:35 > 0:12:36You shut the fuck up.

0:12:36 > 0:12:39You went to private white schools.

0:12:39 > 0:12:41I gave you everything you wanted.

0:12:41 > 0:12:43Whatever, whatever.

0:12:43 > 0:12:45You ain't no motherfuckin' gangster!

0:12:45 > 0:12:48When he was a little boy, he went to church with his mama

0:12:48 > 0:12:52and he was singing in the choir like the biggest-ass sissy you ever seen in your life.

0:12:52 > 0:12:55- Well, that's crap right there. - Bullshit, quit lying. I was there.

0:12:55 > 0:13:00I saw it. You was all, "Yeah, Lord, yeah, Lord" all gospel style.

0:13:00 > 0:13:02That's shit right there.

0:13:02 > 0:13:03And then he got into musicals.

0:13:03 > 0:13:05I did not get into musicals.

0:13:05 > 0:13:08Right. I was there, I remember.

0:13:08 > 0:13:12You begged me for the "Wicked" Broadway cast recording.

0:13:12 > 0:13:15- I did not want the "Wicked" recording.- For your 14th birthday.

0:13:15 > 0:13:18- You wanted to give me that shit, I did not want it.- Bullshit!

0:13:18 > 0:13:21- I didn't ask for that shit. - Bullshit, man, you begged me for it!

0:13:21 > 0:13:24For weeks you begged me for it. Danthony, am I lying?

0:13:24 > 0:13:28You got a fictional mouth right there. You've got to shut that mouth.

0:13:28 > 0:13:31- I remember that shit. - Both you niggers shut your mouths!

0:13:31 > 0:13:35S.mouse, like, he my boy and all, but he wasn't that cool at school, man.

0:13:35 > 0:13:38- Fuck you.- Yo, fuck yourself bro.

0:13:38 > 0:13:41If I was a nerd at school, you was a nerd at school, motherfucker.

0:13:41 > 0:13:46Yo, S.mouse used to wear these motherfucking tinted glasses though.

0:13:46 > 0:13:48Yeah, for my dyslexia. It's a disability.

0:13:48 > 0:13:52- I don't wear that shit no more. - What is these, then? Where they at?

0:13:52 > 0:13:55- Yeah, you can find 'em in there. Yeah...- Oh, you ready for this?

0:13:55 > 0:13:58- World exclusive, world exclusive. - Shut the fuck...

0:13:58 > 0:14:01- Put my fuckin' shit away. - Bam!- Put my shit away.

0:14:01 > 0:14:03Whoo! Look at these.

0:14:03 > 0:14:06- Put my motherfucking shit... - What are these? I thought...

0:14:06 > 0:14:10You want to go home again, get out of my house? You showin' off here.

0:14:10 > 0:14:14- I'm tellin' it how it is. - You keep showin' it off, you know where you're going to end up?

0:14:14 > 0:14:18- In your own home. Cos I'm going to tell you to get out of my fuckin' house.- All right, bro.

0:14:20 > 0:14:25Shwayne wasn't exactly what you would hope a son would be.

0:14:25 > 0:14:28When he became a superstar, you know, he...

0:14:28 > 0:14:33That's when all the lies started.

0:14:33 > 0:14:38That's when he started that bullshit about me being a drug addict.

0:14:38 > 0:14:40Can you believe that shit?

0:14:42 > 0:14:48That bullshit that I used to beat his ass. I should've beat his ass!

0:14:48 > 0:14:52I'm a drug addict?! I ain't ever had a cigarette in my mouth.

0:14:52 > 0:14:53Listen, motherfucker.

0:14:53 > 0:14:58If you want to be boring, if you want to be an artist that is not interesting,

0:14:58 > 0:15:01then you can just tell people normal shit.

0:15:01 > 0:15:04"Oh, yeah, my daddy told me he loved me today."

0:15:04 > 0:15:06"Oh, my daddy folded my underwear, yeah."

0:15:06 > 0:15:08No-one wants to hear that shit.

0:15:08 > 0:15:13Well, all I'm doin' is tryin' to deliver the shit that the fans want

0:15:13 > 0:15:15and you diss me for bein' a liar,

0:15:15 > 0:15:20then diss me for tryin' my hardest to entertain the kids.

0:15:25 > 0:15:27It's the new boy!

0:15:27 > 0:15:29- Hey, dog wanker!- Woof-woof!

0:15:29 > 0:15:33'Well, the boys have found out about Talib and his situation.'

0:15:33 > 0:15:35Is this turnin' you on, bruz?

0:15:35 > 0:15:38Yeah, so things are a little dicey in here at the moment.

0:15:38 > 0:15:39Hey, doggy style!

0:15:39 > 0:15:42Is this what the dog sound like when you rooted it? Bart!

0:15:42 > 0:15:45Bottom line, the word's out that he's a dog wanker

0:15:45 > 0:15:48and his life is not going to be easy in here.

0:15:48 > 0:15:52Hey, bruz. Bruz, do you know Kylie? Yeah, she says she knows you.

0:15:52 > 0:15:55Yeah, you know Kylie. She's from your area.

0:15:55 > 0:15:58At the moment, the boys are trying to get him to admit that he knows Kylie.

0:15:58 > 0:16:01It's their little code that they do.

0:16:01 > 0:16:04They try to get you to admit that you know Kylie

0:16:04 > 0:16:09and if you say you do, it means you're a coward or a pushover, or you're an easy target.

0:16:09 > 0:16:11Doggy boy. Hey, you know Kylie, don't you?

0:16:11 > 0:16:15Marlon and Jacob, shut the hell up! Leave him alone.

0:16:15 > 0:16:17Hey, you know Kylie, don't you?

0:16:17 > 0:16:20'The boys form these alliances in here,

0:16:20 > 0:16:22'and they decide pretty much straight away

0:16:22 > 0:16:25'whether the new guys are going to fit in or not.

0:16:25 > 0:16:29'In here, it's pretty important to have your mates.' Random drug checks. Form a line.

0:16:29 > 0:16:32Everyone in a line. You know what to do.

0:16:32 > 0:16:34'Well, we do random drug checks on the boys.

0:16:34 > 0:16:37'We bring in a sniffer dog to detect marijuana.'

0:16:37 > 0:16:40Hey, watch your dog around him, he might get wanked.

0:16:40 > 0:16:43Watch it, Marlon! You'll go straight to iso.

0:16:43 > 0:16:46Behave yourself. Give me the dog.

0:16:46 > 0:16:50- I don't want him to get wanked! - He won't get wanked. Jesus Christ!

0:16:50 > 0:16:52Shut up all of you, or you'll do early lockdown!

0:16:52 > 0:16:56You'll be twiddling your thumbs for 18 hours on your own tonight.

0:16:56 > 0:16:57Is that what you want?

0:17:01 > 0:17:05Yeah, yeah, you know what, people have been hating on me a lot lately.

0:17:05 > 0:17:08You know, and all them other rappers, they're all sayin' shit about me.

0:17:08 > 0:17:13Sayin', you know, "You give hip hop a bad name", and "You the faggot of hip hop".

0:17:13 > 0:17:15"Eat a dick, S.mouse" and...

0:17:15 > 0:17:16"Die, asshole".

0:17:16 > 0:17:19- Who said that?- Ah, that was Jay Z.

0:17:19 > 0:17:22- He said that?- Yeah.

0:17:22 > 0:17:25- But it's a constant problem, you know? It's a problem.- It's hard.

0:17:25 > 0:17:28I got an image... Even though I'm so popular,

0:17:28 > 0:17:32I got an image of bein' a little bit of a faggot, you know what I'm sayin'? I'm not...

0:17:32 > 0:17:35- It's fucked up.- I'm not like that, you know. Cos you know what?

0:17:35 > 0:17:39When my album broke, I got a lot of fans writing to me sayin',

0:17:39 > 0:17:42"You, S.mouse, you've got to write some of your own shit," you know.

0:17:42 > 0:17:45You've got to write some more gangster shit, you know?"

0:17:45 > 0:17:51- But the problem is, I got a contract that says I can't cuss. You know what I'm sayin'?- Exactly.

0:17:51 > 0:17:53- It's bullshit. - I can't cuss, you know?

0:17:53 > 0:17:55It's the only thing. There's a lot that I can't say.

0:17:55 > 0:18:01I can't portray the image that I want to portray. I'm limited.

0:18:01 > 0:18:04And I thought, you know what I'm limited by?

0:18:04 > 0:18:06A motherfucking record company,

0:18:06 > 0:18:11and that company don't own my ass, I owns their ass!

0:18:11 > 0:18:13If I can cuss, you know, imagine all the words I can use.

0:18:13 > 0:18:17- I can use words like dick and poo and bitch.- Asshole.

0:18:17 > 0:18:21Asshole. Ass. Motherfucker.

0:18:21 > 0:18:24- You got another vocabulary, you know what I'm sayin'?- Shit, yeah.

0:18:24 > 0:18:31You got a dictionary of words there that you can throw into some tracks that's going to blow people's minds

0:18:31 > 0:18:35and realise that you are more thug than they thought you were.

0:18:35 > 0:18:36Drum me a beat. Slow beat.

0:18:39 > 0:18:41# Balls, balls

0:18:41 > 0:18:44# I got big black balls

0:18:44 > 0:18:46# Let me show you

0:18:46 > 0:18:48# My big black balls.

0:18:48 > 0:18:50# Yo' a bitch, yo' a bitch

0:18:50 > 0:18:53# Yo' a big fat motherfucking bitch.

0:18:53 > 0:18:56# Yeah, yeah

0:18:56 > 0:18:57# Poo on you

0:18:57 > 0:18:58# Poo on you

0:18:58 > 0:19:00# Put my butt on your face

0:19:00 > 0:19:02# And poo on you

0:19:02 > 0:19:03# Dick on my shoulder

0:19:03 > 0:19:05# Get your dick off my shoulder

0:19:05 > 0:19:08# She said go to sleep And get your dick off my shoulder

0:19:08 > 0:19:09# Put it away

0:19:09 > 0:19:10# Put it away

0:19:10 > 0:19:11# Put it away

0:19:11 > 0:19:14# Put your motherfucking dick away Yeah. #

0:19:14 > 0:19:17- Yeah.- Yeah. Oh, that's the track. - That was crazy.- Yeah, man.

0:19:17 > 0:19:20We worked out that track, Poo On You,

0:19:20 > 0:19:21and we put that shit online.

0:19:21 > 0:19:25We even made ourselves a motherfucking music video,

0:19:25 > 0:19:27you know what I'm sayin'? Pirate style, without telling Jump Roc.

0:19:27 > 0:19:30# Poo on you

0:19:30 > 0:19:32# Poo on you

0:19:32 > 0:19:33# Put my butt on your face

0:19:33 > 0:19:35# And poo on you... #

0:19:35 > 0:19:37We were pissed off, big time.

0:19:37 > 0:19:40We tried to get as many illegal copies as we could

0:19:40 > 0:19:42and shut down the websites.

0:19:42 > 0:19:45# Everybody get down

0:19:45 > 0:19:48# And let me show you some brown... #

0:19:48 > 0:19:51It was a blatant breach of contract.

0:19:51 > 0:19:54We were ready to roll the second album and that's not an image any of us want out there.

0:19:54 > 0:19:59To all my fans, I deeply apologise for what happened...

0:19:59 > 0:20:00'Jump Roc, they were pissed.'

0:20:00 > 0:20:03'I had to do an online apology to my fans.'

0:20:03 > 0:20:07Kids, you should never, ever poo on the hood of a car.

0:20:07 > 0:20:11'Listen, that track got more motherfuckin' downloads'

0:20:11 > 0:20:15than most of the shit on my album, you know what I'm sayin'? People love that.

0:20:15 > 0:20:17The fans love that. It's a new direction.

0:20:17 > 0:20:21- You've give kids somethin' new. Kids want cuss words.- Hell yeah.

0:20:21 > 0:20:25You know what I'm sayin'? You say "poo", you get a lot more buyers.

0:20:28 > 0:20:30Well, you can't help but have your favourites.

0:20:30 > 0:20:34There's certainly boys in the prison that I've got quite a rapport with.

0:20:34 > 0:20:37But you know, you keep it professional when you're there.

0:20:37 > 0:20:43The boys are there to serve their time and to be rehabilitated, not to be your friend.

0:20:43 > 0:20:47Well, there was a young boy, many years ago now,

0:20:47 > 0:20:49his name was Tony,

0:20:49 > 0:20:51and he came in here, fish out of water.

0:20:51 > 0:20:55Not a criminal, just a troubled young guy.

0:20:55 > 0:20:58We formed quite a bond and he opened up to me,

0:20:58 > 0:21:03and he unfortunately got himself into a lot of trouble while he was inside...

0:21:03 > 0:21:07and he ended up in isolation for quite a few weeks.

0:21:07 > 0:21:08I got myself on iso duty,

0:21:08 > 0:21:11to make sure that I could keep an eye on the young bloke.

0:21:11 > 0:21:14A lot of the officers thought he was a lost cause,

0:21:14 > 0:21:16but I thought he was a lovely young fellow.

0:21:16 > 0:21:19I was on iso duty at the time, actually, when it happened.

0:21:19 > 0:21:20He'd snuck some sheets in.

0:21:20 > 0:21:24The little bugger, he took his life.

0:21:24 > 0:21:26He hung himself.

0:21:26 > 0:21:29He didn't want the pain to go on.

0:21:29 > 0:21:32And that knocked me around a bit, as you can imagine

0:21:32 > 0:21:36and a lot of the others said, you know,

0:21:36 > 0:21:39"We warned you, don't get too close.

0:21:39 > 0:21:43"Be careful. Keep a distance from the boys if you can."

0:21:43 > 0:21:47And... Yeah.

0:21:47 > 0:21:50Anyway, that's all a little bit heavy, isn't it?

0:21:50 > 0:21:52I don't know where that all came from.

0:21:54 > 0:21:56How are you, sweetheart? Got enough food in there?

0:21:57 > 0:21:59So, um...

0:21:59 > 0:22:02we think we've made the right decision.

0:22:02 > 0:22:06He's going to be going away to a special school.

0:22:06 > 0:22:09- Daniel's not dealing with it well at all.- So when's he going?

0:22:09 > 0:22:14He leaves in about two months. Look, you can catch a train down and see him whenever you want to, Daniel.

0:22:14 > 0:22:16I'm not fuckin' catchin' a train down.

0:22:16 > 0:22:19I'll Grandma about it and she'll be fuckin' pissed off.

0:22:19 > 0:22:22Well, what does Grandma know about the situation?

0:22:22 > 0:22:25She fuckin' knows more than you two know about it.

0:22:25 > 0:22:28- Mate, chill!- She does.- Your mum and I feel we're doing the right thing.

0:22:28 > 0:22:31- How is sending him away the right thing to do?- He's happy. Hey, Nathan?

0:22:31 > 0:22:37- He's not fuckin' happy. Look at him. - You're keen for deaf school, mate? Yep?- Yep.- Yeah.

0:22:37 > 0:22:39He's getting an iPhone.

0:22:39 > 0:22:42Yeah, Steve said he'd get him an iPhone if we went to deaf school.

0:22:42 > 0:22:44You're going to buy him a fuckin' iPhone?

0:22:44 > 0:22:47You're gong to fuckin' bribe him? You're a gay lord.

0:22:49 > 0:22:51Nathan! Nathan!

0:22:51 > 0:22:52Nath!

0:22:52 > 0:22:56Nod your head if you don't want to go to deaf school. Just shake your head.

0:22:56 > 0:22:59Yeah, he doesn't want to go. He just shook his head.

0:22:59 > 0:23:01- He doesn't want to go to... - Mate, it is too late.

0:23:01 > 0:23:05- He's not goin'. - OK? We've enrolled him. Calm down. - It's the best thing for him,

0:23:05 > 0:23:09- don't be so selfish... - You're not the fuckin' dad anyway, and I'm the boss of Nathan. Nathan!

0:23:09 > 0:23:13- Daniel!- Steve!- Nathan!- He can't hear you.- Steve, just leave him.

0:23:15 > 0:23:20What the hell, Daniel, you dickhead!

0:23:20 > 0:23:23- Look, Daniel's crying.- I'm not fuckin' crying!- You're so gay!

0:23:23 > 0:23:24Do I look like I'm cryin'?

0:23:28 > 0:23:30Why don't you go kill yourself, lezzo?

0:23:30 > 0:23:32- Mum! Daniel called me a lezzo! - Daniel!

0:23:32 > 0:23:34Daniel, come back.

0:23:34 > 0:23:37- What a retard.- He's walkin' off.

0:23:41 > 0:23:42There was more trouble.

0:23:42 > 0:23:44The LAPD saw footage of S.mouse

0:23:44 > 0:23:49in the act of actually defecating on the police car from his video.

0:23:49 > 0:23:55- They were not happy.- I got arrested for the incident pertaining to the Poo On You music video, yeah.

0:23:55 > 0:23:59In particular, me taking a dump on the hood of the police car.

0:23:59 > 0:24:01So I've got to do some house arrest for that shit.

0:24:01 > 0:24:05I've got to spend two months in my parents house as part of my legal conditions.

0:24:05 > 0:24:08And I've got to wear this shit so they can track me, yeah.

0:24:08 > 0:24:12That's how much of a motherfuckin' criminal I am right now.

0:24:12 > 0:24:15I want my PS3 in the living room.

0:24:15 > 0:24:19He needs to come down out of the clouds. He needs to stop lying.

0:24:19 > 0:24:23I mean, boy, you cannot shit on public property.

0:24:23 > 0:24:26Straight to my bedroom with all that shit.

0:24:26 > 0:24:28Despite the house incarceration,

0:24:28 > 0:24:31we are full steam ahead on the second album.

0:24:31 > 0:24:34Songs have been written. Tour, merch, it's all planned.

0:24:34 > 0:24:36He's got two months here.

0:24:36 > 0:24:39And I'm going to kick me some disciplinary ass.

0:24:39 > 0:24:42I'm going to put my foot so far up his ass,

0:24:42 > 0:24:44it's going to get in his eyeball.

0:24:45 > 0:24:49I'm not going to be a kid artist. They ain't going to turn me into no-one.

0:24:49 > 0:24:53I'm going to be slappin' no elbows for no motherfucker no more, you know what I'm sayin'?

0:24:53 > 0:24:58To all you haters out there, all you niggers who said that I was the faggot of hip hop, yeah,

0:24:58 > 0:25:00who's the motherfuckin' faggot now?

0:25:00 > 0:25:01Shwayne!

0:25:01 > 0:25:05Get off that fuckin' thing and empty the motherfuckin' trash like I told you to.

0:25:05 > 0:25:07You in jail, motherfucker.

0:25:07 > 0:25:10- Yeah, eat a dick, Dad. - What?- Nothin'!

0:25:10 > 0:25:12You hearin' shit.

0:25:15 > 0:25:18Hey, Gran, can you tuck me in?

0:25:18 > 0:25:20I'm feelin' a bit lonely and I need a hand.

0:25:20 > 0:25:25- Shut up, you two. Shut up. - Ask the ladies!

0:25:25 > 0:25:27Knock, knock.

0:25:27 > 0:25:29Looks like you've got a visitor, Talib.

0:25:29 > 0:25:32This is Kerrie-Anne.

0:25:32 > 0:25:35Have a hold.

0:25:35 > 0:25:39Give her a pat if you like, she's a little nervous.

0:25:39 > 0:25:42Now, jammies. I've got the Shrek pyjamas,

0:25:42 > 0:25:44or the zebra from Madagascar,

0:25:44 > 0:25:48which I think might be the large, from memory.

0:25:48 > 0:25:50The extra large, actually. So that's no good.

0:25:50 > 0:25:52So you might have to go with Shrek.

0:25:52 > 0:25:55Now is Mum sending in a doona, or...

0:25:55 > 0:26:02No? Right. So, well, that'll go with the blue anyway, so that's nice.

0:26:03 > 0:26:08Now you're not much of a talker, are you?

0:26:08 > 0:26:12Well, that's all right, cos that one's not much of a talker either, so I'm quite used to that.

0:26:12 > 0:26:15Hey, Gran? Hey, Gran? Do you know Kylie?

0:26:15 > 0:26:17No, Marlon, I don't know Kylie.

0:26:17 > 0:26:21- Do you?- No, but, think you do, but.

0:26:21 > 0:26:24Now I want you to get some rest tonight,

0:26:24 > 0:26:29and tomorrow, I'd like you to try to get along with those other boys.

0:26:29 > 0:26:33Cos if you don't, they're going to make your life hell in here, OK?

0:26:33 > 0:26:35Just try for my sake.

0:26:35 > 0:26:37Don't let him wank your guinea pig, Gran!

0:26:37 > 0:26:38Ignore it.

0:26:38 > 0:26:42Now, don't worry about them. I'll look after you.

0:26:42 > 0:26:45That's my job, OK?

0:26:45 > 0:26:48Now, pop those on, hop into bed

0:26:48 > 0:26:51and have a good night's rest. Night-night.

0:26:54 > 0:26:57- Goodnight, wrinkle face. - Go blow your didgeridoo, Marlon.

0:26:57 > 0:27:00Oh, good comeback, Granny.

0:27:07 > 0:27:11We're thinking we're going to have, like, a massive farewell party.

0:27:11 > 0:27:16Emily Chase's coming to your party, mate. Nathan! Nathan's Legendary Farewell Party.

0:27:16 > 0:27:19- Do you think all these celebrities will come to Dunt? - Who asked you, dickhead?

0:27:19 > 0:27:20Blake is an absolute legend.

0:27:20 > 0:27:22I reckon he's trouble.

0:27:22 > 0:27:25- That's when I formed the Mucca Mad Boys.- Oi, oi, oi!

0:27:25 > 0:27:28He thinks he's this major hero in the local township, and he's actually a dickhead.

0:27:28 > 0:27:31- He's borderline genius. - He's not 15 any more.

0:27:31 > 0:27:35- What happened that night changed Blake's life forever.- That's when I knew I'd been shot in the balls.

0:27:35 > 0:27:40We got all the shit that you need to keep yourself entertained while you're on house arrest.

0:27:40 > 0:27:42I think this might be made by a retarded fan.

0:27:42 > 0:27:46- Where the fuck you been?- He says I'm a bitch, I say you can suck a dick. Yeah.

0:27:46 > 0:27:50- Listen to your manager. Let him make decisions. - He don't know shit!

0:27:50 > 0:27:51It's our music video.

0:27:51 > 0:27:53# Grandmother-fucker

0:27:53 > 0:27:55# He's a grandmother-fucker.

0:27:55 > 0:27:57They specifically told you...

0:27:57 > 0:27:59- I know! - not to put shit on the internet!

0:27:59 > 0:28:02- I'm not your kid any more, I've flown the coop.

0:28:02 > 0:28:04Fuck, Nath, you're going to go nuts.

0:28:04 > 0:28:07Get off that goddamn thing! Come here!

0:28:07 > 0:28:09Didn't hurt.

0:28:09 > 0:28:10Do it again.

0:28:10 > 0:28:11Didn't hurt.