0:00:02 > 0:00:07This programme contains very strong language and adult humour
0:00:07 > 0:00:10Nathan, ya fag!
0:00:10 > 0:00:14You used up all the download space, you dickhead! Now the computer's slow as fuck!
0:00:14 > 0:00:18Daniel, it's not your computer, it's the family's, and he can't hear you.
0:00:18 > 0:00:22Well, I'm the boss of it. And he's using it to download porn, anyway.
0:00:22 > 0:00:26'I'm sick of him and his fuckin' porn. He's addicted to it.
0:00:26 > 0:00:27'It's like he does'
0:00:27 > 0:00:33these little things, right, he makes these little secret files where he keeps his porn stash,
0:00:33 > 0:00:34and he thinks I can't find 'em.
0:00:34 > 0:00:39But look at this. "Skate stats." Porn. See?
0:00:40 > 0:00:43"Nathan's Schoolwork"? Porn.
0:00:45 > 0:00:48"Deaf Information". Porn.
0:00:49 > 0:00:54And he wanks like four times a day, minimum, seriously.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56Like something's got to be done about it.
0:00:56 > 0:01:01Like I reckon if you're going to wank, do it one or two times a week, max, you know?
0:01:01 > 0:01:05Don't let it rule your life. Keep it clean. Do it in the shower.
0:01:07 > 0:01:12Oh, disgusting. Fuck! Nathan!
0:01:57 > 0:02:00The thing with me and Hunter is we're competitive,
0:02:00 > 0:02:01we're competitive...
0:02:01 > 0:02:05but we balance each other out, in that he's good at shit, I'm good at shit. So we sort of...
0:02:05 > 0:02:08We... We do heaps of good shit together.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10I am a little bit not as smart as you.
0:02:10 > 0:02:13- I'm a little bit dumber than you. - Yeah.
0:02:13 > 0:02:17But with your brain and my brain together, we would be the ultimate dude.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20Remember at the servo? I went to the servo and filled up petrol.
0:02:20 > 0:02:23This is fuckin' years ago. I thought there was 60 cents in a dollar.
0:02:23 > 0:02:28I got pissed off with that bloke at the servo cos I thought he was trying to rip me off,
0:02:28 > 0:02:33and I got the mates over to beat the fuckin' shit out of him, cos I thought he was trying to rip me off.
0:02:33 > 0:02:37- We were going to. - I had three 20 cent coins. Like, it's a dollar. Add it up.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39I thought chicks didn't fart, too.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42When we were like in Year 10 at school, I was like...
0:02:42 > 0:02:46I thought biologically, chicks could not fart, and we had that massive fight.
0:02:46 > 0:02:48- We had a fucking punch up about that.- Yeah.
0:02:48 > 0:02:52- I believe it now, cos Kareena farts. - Have you heard Kareena fart?
0:02:52 > 0:02:55- Yeah, she farts heaps.- Phew. - Yeah, man, she lets it rip.
0:02:56 > 0:03:00- So have you got surfing classes today?- No, I did two yesterday.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02Whoa, knock yourself out, babe.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05'Being married to someone like, you know,'
0:03:05 > 0:03:08"surfing legend" Blake Oakfield's got its challenges.
0:03:08 > 0:03:11'Just incredibly vague and unorganised.
0:03:11 > 0:03:14'It's like you've got to micromanage him.' What's this mean?
0:03:14 > 0:03:18- Yeah, what's it mean?- Get groceries. - And don't forget.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21- What are you two doing today, anyway?- Initiations.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23- What, for the gang?- Yeah.
0:03:23 > 0:03:27That sounds like a productive way for two 38-year-old men to spend the day.
0:03:27 > 0:03:33- Ah, yeah it is.- Don't work too hard, will ya?- Get the groceries!- Bye!
0:03:43 > 0:03:44The brakes, Jamie. The brakes!
0:03:44 > 0:03:47Rewind it. Rewind.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Hey, the patient has arrived, everybody!
0:03:49 > 0:03:52- Oh, Ja-Rule!- Here he is.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54Ja-Rule! What happened to him?
0:03:54 > 0:03:56Hey? Oh, the vet did it.
0:03:56 > 0:04:00- What happened, Ja-Rule?- He's got a skin condition from the fleas.
0:04:00 > 0:04:04- He looks like a dickhead. - He keeps licking his testicles. With that on, he can't reach.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07- He's licking around his nuts?- Yeah. - Can't lick now, Ja.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10If I could lick my nuts, imagine. I'd be lickin' 'em.
0:04:10 > 0:04:15- Imagine if Nath could lick round... - Don't be so bloody disgusting!- Oi!
0:04:15 > 0:04:18- Don't you reckon, Nath'd be like, "Oh, yum."- Daniel!
0:04:18 > 0:04:19'Oh, it's been a fully hectic week.
0:04:19 > 0:04:22'The plans for Nath's party are coming along pretty well.
0:04:22 > 0:04:27'We haven't heard back from Blake Oakfield and Smouse,
0:04:27 > 0:04:31'and cos Emily Chase dropped out, we have to invite another one,
0:04:31 > 0:04:33'cos it's three wishes.'
0:04:33 > 0:04:34We could invite another hot chick.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37If you want another model to replace Emily,
0:04:37 > 0:04:41- I'm happy to invite another hot chick. - No, Tim.- You want Tim, do ya?
0:04:41 > 0:04:45'Nath's really keen to invite Tim Okazaki, who's this like skater
0:04:45 > 0:04:47'who he's real into.'
0:04:47 > 0:04:50And I'm not that into him cos he's a bit of a fag,
0:04:50 > 0:04:53but Nath really loves him cos he loves his skating.
0:04:53 > 0:04:58All right, well we'll get Gran to send out some invites and see if we can get him to come, OK?
0:04:58 > 0:05:00Yep.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03You got to talk to him. He's Japanese so he might be weird.
0:05:03 > 0:05:04That's cool.
0:05:04 > 0:05:09I reckon having Tim there is good cos it makes it a little bit...
0:05:09 > 0:05:11Cos you got a white guy,
0:05:11 > 0:05:13a black guy and a Chinese guy.
0:05:13 > 0:05:17Well, he's Japanese. So, I reckon it's a good mix.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58The Champion is...
0:06:01 > 0:06:03..Tim Okazaki!
0:06:07 > 0:06:10Tim Okazaki... Oh, he's a real star.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13Without a doubt the king of skateboarding today,
0:06:13 > 0:06:14and huge in Japan.
0:06:14 > 0:06:18He can land the gnarliest tricks with very little effort.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21Tim Okazaki!
0:06:21 > 0:06:24He can make skateboarding look effortless
0:06:24 > 0:06:26without even trying, you know?
0:06:26 > 0:06:27He's just an amazing talent.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30The kid's got abilities you can only dream of.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Tim Okazaki!
0:06:32 > 0:06:35Yeah, he's one in a million.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37I'd have to say he's the most sought after talent
0:06:37 > 0:06:38in the sports world today.
0:06:38 > 0:06:42'How do you create a skateboarding superstar?
0:06:42 > 0:06:45'How do you create a superstar?'
0:06:45 > 0:06:51Well, in the case of Tim Okazaki, I am the one to answer that.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53I'm his mother and manager.
0:06:53 > 0:06:57So, if I don't know then no-one does.
0:06:58 > 0:07:02Tim was born in America.
0:07:02 > 0:07:06My husband, Yuki, and I moved over to America from Japan
0:07:06 > 0:07:10for a new life for the children.
0:07:14 > 0:07:18Tim was not that into skateboarding as a young boy.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21He wasn't all that keen on it,
0:07:21 > 0:07:23but I made him do it.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25You're skateboarding!
0:07:25 > 0:07:31I bought Tim a skateboard and he was very uncoordinated as a young boy.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34There's other boys your age much better than you.
0:07:34 > 0:07:38'I found that, through my own demonstration,
0:07:38 > 0:07:41'I was able to teach him balance.'
0:07:41 > 0:07:43Whee! Whee!
0:07:43 > 0:07:45'I basically taught Tim how to skate.'
0:07:45 > 0:07:48Trick!
0:07:48 > 0:07:53I would drive Tim to the skate park and supervise his training.
0:07:53 > 0:07:57It take a lot of work for you to become a champion skateboarder.
0:07:57 > 0:08:02Tim started to win competition for one reason alone.
0:08:02 > 0:08:06Because of my hard work and commitment,
0:08:06 > 0:08:08and because I never gave up.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11I just love skateboarding.
0:08:11 > 0:08:12I like nailing tricks.
0:08:12 > 0:08:13I like grinding on rails.
0:08:13 > 0:08:17I like landing them. It just feels great.
0:08:17 > 0:08:22But if I didn't win a competition, I'd sort of get, like, depressed,
0:08:22 > 0:08:24and my mum would sort of lose it.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26But it was sort of good in a way,
0:08:26 > 0:08:29because it made me want to get better. I wanted to be the best.
0:08:29 > 0:08:33I told Tim if he did not succeed at skateboarding,
0:08:33 > 0:08:36then I would kill myself.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39That's... Lucky for me, Tim did succeed,
0:08:39 > 0:08:43or else he would have a dead mother on his hands.
0:08:43 > 0:08:46I've met him a few times, you know,
0:08:46 > 0:08:50and he just seemed like a regular American little kid, you know?
0:08:50 > 0:08:53Then, for some reason, he started to sound more and more Japanese.
0:08:53 > 0:08:59'I wanted to get the media on side, and to get their attention.
0:09:01 > 0:09:05'I thought if he sound more like a little Japanese boy,'
0:09:05 > 0:09:10that they would find him more interesting, more cute, you know?
0:09:10 > 0:09:14And, I have to say, after a little bit of training vocally,
0:09:14 > 0:09:16Tim really picked it up.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18Thank you velly much.
0:09:18 > 0:09:22And the media, they fell for it hook, line and sinker.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25My mum trained me to speak more Japanese.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28It worked because then I got really big in Japan.
0:09:28 > 0:09:33Before Tim, I'd say skating wasn't even that big in Japan, you know?
0:09:33 > 0:09:37He sort of exploded onto the Japanese scene.
0:09:37 > 0:09:40They don't know he's American, but he's huge over there.
0:09:43 > 0:09:48I moved my family from Santa Barbara to Tokyo for Tim.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50For Tim alone.
0:09:50 > 0:09:55The money was not... not in the equation,
0:09:55 > 0:09:57although I have to admit,
0:09:57 > 0:10:00that having the money now is...
0:10:00 > 0:10:02is not such a bad thing.
0:10:03 > 0:10:07'I wouldn't say I love it here in Japan.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09'I miss my friends,'
0:10:09 > 0:10:12and having to pretend to be Japanese when you're not is a little weird.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14Hello to all my fans!
0:10:15 > 0:10:18But if I get to skate, then the rest I can handle.
0:10:18 > 0:10:19How do you feel?
0:10:19 > 0:10:22- (Say konichiwa.)- Konichiwa!
0:10:33 > 0:10:35HORN BEEPS
0:10:35 > 0:10:37Well, initiations are a pretty big deal.
0:10:37 > 0:10:39They're not to be taken lightly.
0:10:39 > 0:10:44Me and Hunter, as founding members of the Mucca Mad Boys,
0:10:44 > 0:10:46we conduct all initiations.
0:10:46 > 0:10:50So, you get your new blokes that want to be involved in the gang.
0:10:50 > 0:10:54They have to prove themselves. It's not an open invitation.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57We're going to try you out in some random conditions.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59See how gnarly you are in that sort of situation.
0:10:59 > 0:11:02This process is a way of weeding out the fakers,
0:11:02 > 0:11:04separating the boys from the men.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07Three options today. One, the titty cap. You wear that on your head.
0:11:07 > 0:11:11You're going to be streaking up and down every aisle in the supermarket.
0:11:11 > 0:11:12And we have the meat.
0:11:12 > 0:11:15We're going to tie that to your ball sack.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17You'll go out for a swim. This is option two.
0:11:17 > 0:11:20We had sharks here recently, so that could end badly.
0:11:20 > 0:11:22Option three's the cliff.
0:11:22 > 0:11:24Hunter will hold you, monkey-grip style,
0:11:24 > 0:11:27over the cliff for 40 seconds. I've done it.
0:11:27 > 0:11:30It's... You shit yourself for the first ten seconds,
0:11:30 > 0:11:33then you ease into it by the end. That's the third option.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35I urge you guys, don't choose the easy option, OK?
0:11:35 > 0:11:38- Any questions? - Um, when can we get the tatt?
0:11:38 > 0:11:42The tatt comes when you pass initiation, OK?
0:11:42 > 0:11:44- So you've got to chill out on that. - Blake!
0:11:44 > 0:11:48- What?- There's been Fennel Hell Men up at Blakey's all morning.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50- You're fucking kidding me?- Fuck.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52- Spooner was out there at dawn. - Oh, shit.
0:11:52 > 0:11:55- There's graff on the dunnies too. - What does it say?
0:11:55 > 0:11:59Blakey's is this break and it's about 200 metres off
0:11:59 > 0:12:00from the Narmucca headland.
0:12:00 > 0:12:03It's really close to the rocks. Hell dangerous.
0:12:03 > 0:12:05You need the biggest balls to go out there.
0:12:05 > 0:12:09It's one of the scariest, gnarliest, most fucked-up breaks ever.
0:12:09 > 0:12:13Blake's the only one who's gone out there - so it's called Blakey's.
0:12:13 > 0:12:16We own... Mucca Mad Boys sort of own it.
0:12:16 > 0:12:19So, don't go out there when you know that it's not yours,
0:12:19 > 0:12:22do you know what I'm saying? Like, that's our turf.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24- Shit.- They're going to regret this.
0:12:24 > 0:12:27- He's done that last night. That's fresh.- Yeah.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30- That's Packo's handwriting. - Yeah.- That's him. He's done it.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32- You've got no balls, not cock!- Yeah.
0:12:32 > 0:12:34He's obviously trying to get my attention.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36You know what we've got to do?
0:12:36 > 0:12:38- Let's go to the headland.- Let's go.
0:12:47 > 0:12:50I think you need to concentrate a little more.
0:12:50 > 0:12:54'From an early age, I started to notice'
0:12:54 > 0:12:57little strange things about Tim.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59Probably before he even knew himself
0:12:59 > 0:13:01that he was gay.
0:13:01 > 0:13:04Little things only a mother pick up on.
0:13:04 > 0:13:07And Tim and I have a little discussion
0:13:07 > 0:13:10and it turn out my inkling was right.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12He was gay.
0:13:13 > 0:13:17It coincided with the time when I was not too happy
0:13:17 > 0:13:21with the sponsorship that we had for Tim, with DC and Globe.
0:13:21 > 0:13:25And it was a time when I wanted to change Tim's career,
0:13:25 > 0:13:30so I decided that we should come out to the public,
0:13:30 > 0:13:35let everyone know that Tim is the world's first gay skateboarder.
0:13:35 > 0:13:39My friends know that I'm not gay, and I'm not really gay.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41But my mum was so keen on the whole gay angle
0:13:41 > 0:13:44and the whole "gay style" thing.
0:13:44 > 0:13:50But...to the general public and all my fans, I'm gay.
0:13:50 > 0:13:53SPEAKS IN JAPANESE
0:13:53 > 0:13:56Tim Okazaki, the boy who brought skateboarding
0:13:56 > 0:13:58into mainstream popular culture in Japan...
0:13:58 > 0:14:03SPEAKS JAPANESE
0:14:03 > 0:14:06And he's gay and proud of it.
0:14:06 > 0:14:08You know, I was really surprised.
0:14:08 > 0:14:11Like, I met with him a bunch of times.
0:14:11 > 0:14:14He didn't really seem all that gay, you know, but apparently he was.
0:14:14 > 0:14:17Being gay, I have to pretend I like guys,
0:14:17 > 0:14:18pretend I don't like girls,
0:14:18 > 0:14:22and I can't talk to girls or else my mum will get mad.
0:14:22 > 0:14:25She says, you can only talk to guys and stuff, which is weird.
0:14:25 > 0:14:30It worked so well. I came up with my catchphrase, "I'm gay",
0:14:30 > 0:14:35which was what I got Tim to say at any skateboard competition,
0:14:35 > 0:14:36or to the media.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38I'm gay!
0:14:39 > 0:14:41Tim really got into it.
0:14:41 > 0:14:45I also came up with "skateboarding gay-style".
0:14:45 > 0:14:48Skateboarding gay-style!
0:14:48 > 0:14:50ALL: Skateboarding gay-style!
0:14:50 > 0:14:54That was more of a business decision.
0:14:54 > 0:14:58I wanted the kids to get familiar with the phrase "gay-style",
0:14:58 > 0:15:02because that's when I started my company, GayStyle Enterprises.
0:15:03 > 0:15:06And we made skateboard decks and streetwear clothing.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09We also made some merchandise.
0:15:09 > 0:15:14And this is a GayStyle ice cube maker in the cock shape.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16This is for the Parmesan cheese.
0:15:16 > 0:15:19Take it off, shake it on your pasta.
0:15:19 > 0:15:21This is the GayStyle cock-shaped whistle.
0:15:21 > 0:15:23WHISTLE BLOWS
0:15:23 > 0:15:27The GayStyle drink bottle. Fill it up with whatever drink you like.
0:15:27 > 0:15:31The GayStyle scrubbing brush, and it's good for the bath time,
0:15:31 > 0:15:34shower time, with the cock on the end.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36It's going so well.
0:15:36 > 0:15:41The kids are loving it, and are willing to spend the dollars.
0:15:45 > 0:15:47A dick whistle for you...
0:15:47 > 0:15:50I'm not totally comfortable with the whole GayStyle enterprise thing.
0:15:50 > 0:15:54All the dudes on dudes, and the whole hot pink stuff.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57But the way I see it is I get to keep skating
0:15:57 > 0:16:01and the whole GayStyle thing sort of keeps everybody happy, so I guess...
0:16:01 > 0:16:03GayStyles are go!
0:16:05 > 0:16:07To be honest, I like some of that GayStyle shit.
0:16:07 > 0:16:11I wear this GayStyle ring.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13It's two cocks together.
0:16:13 > 0:16:15- ALL:- GayStyle!
0:16:15 > 0:16:19You could say it sweep the nation. Everyone was saying, "I'm gay!"
0:16:19 > 0:16:22- BOTH:- It's skateboarding GayStyle!
0:16:22 > 0:16:25Take something like Tim being gay,
0:16:25 > 0:16:27and you can see that as a negative thing.
0:16:27 > 0:16:30But I turn it around into a positive thing.
0:16:31 > 0:16:35I told Tim I would make him huge. So in future,
0:16:35 > 0:16:38always listen to your mother.
0:16:38 > 0:16:42- Everyone say, "Skateboarding GayStyle"! ALL:- Skateboarding GayStyle!
0:16:42 > 0:16:48- Tim, say what you love. - Skateboarding GayStyle!
0:16:48 > 0:16:51CHEERING
0:17:00 > 0:17:03Oi, stop it! Something's got to be done about Nathan's wanking.
0:17:03 > 0:17:05Fuck, get off my chair, you dirty prick!
0:17:05 > 0:17:09Like, he's just obsessed with it. Stop wanking, for fuck's sake!
0:17:09 > 0:17:12It's embarrassing for me and it's embarrassing for the whole family.
0:17:12 > 0:17:15We're all... We're all living with it.
0:17:15 > 0:17:17I don't know how his dick lasts the day.
0:17:17 > 0:17:20You know what I'm saying? Cos he has... Yeah.
0:17:20 > 0:17:24And, like, he's a full weirdo around chicks. Like, my mate Loki,
0:17:24 > 0:17:28his mum, if she's breastfeeding, like, Nath's always, like, checking her out
0:17:28 > 0:17:30and, like, trying to look at her tits and that.
0:17:30 > 0:17:34And, like, at home, Nath always lies next to the dog on the couch
0:17:34 > 0:17:36cos it feels good against his dick.
0:17:36 > 0:17:38Yeah, he's a full sicko.
0:17:38 > 0:17:42Like, I even caught him looking at our own mum in the shower.
0:17:42 > 0:17:45Like, seriously, he is fucked in the head.
0:17:45 > 0:17:46Nathan!
0:17:46 > 0:17:48What are you doing? Fuck!
0:17:48 > 0:17:52Something's got to be done about his wanking too, cos we share
0:17:52 > 0:17:55a bedroom and cos he's deaf he can't hear himself in the night.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57So he's going for it, wakes me up.
0:17:57 > 0:18:01It's disgusting to hear, and then you fucking see it.
0:18:01 > 0:18:06And, so, I've got some shoes that I lined up above my bed,
0:18:06 > 0:18:08so if I catch him, I can peg a shoe at his dick, right?
0:18:11 > 0:18:13But seriously, not even that stops him.
0:18:13 > 0:18:15He can't... He cannot help himself.
0:18:15 > 0:18:18I've got to come up with some sort of solution,
0:18:18 > 0:18:20cos something's got to be done.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22Can't go on like this.
0:18:28 > 0:18:31Well, when shit like this happens, and it's always those fuckers
0:18:31 > 0:18:34causing it, then we come straight to the wall.
0:18:34 > 0:18:38The wall actually marks the divider between Narmucca Bay and Fennel Heads.
0:18:38 > 0:18:42All right, get on the wall, boys. Yeah, it's the exact point there.
0:18:42 > 0:18:45One side we're in our territory, the other side we're in their territory.
0:18:45 > 0:18:49Look what he's wearing. Must be going to work. What a loser.
0:18:49 > 0:18:53And Packo definitely would have known about Spooner being out at Blakey's this morning.
0:18:53 > 0:18:57He's the founder of the Fennel Hell Men so he pretty much knows any shit going on.
0:18:57 > 0:19:00I don't know if he's responsible for the graff.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03Regardless of that, he would be aware of it
0:19:03 > 0:19:06and he would know that I will want to retaliate.
0:19:06 > 0:19:09All right, boys, let's show them we mean business!
0:19:09 > 0:19:13'Whenever us boys are really pissed off about something, we come up to the wall and...
0:19:13 > 0:19:16'if we want to let them know we're going to take it to the streets,
0:19:16 > 0:19:19'then we piss off the edge of the wall onto their territory.'
0:19:19 > 0:19:22You know, that's our way of saying, "We are ready to go to war."
0:19:22 > 0:19:24Drink this, Packo!
0:19:24 > 0:19:27They don't always notice you up here so you need to get their attention.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29We use mirrors, reflection in the eyes...
0:19:29 > 0:19:33That's sort of an old-school trick that we did in the '80s.
0:19:33 > 0:19:36And these days, I usually just send a text message. There we go.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42- He's looking up. - Yep, yep. Guys, get up.
0:19:42 > 0:19:44If you've got any more piss left, then piss. He's looking up!
0:19:46 > 0:19:49Nuh. All right, he's sent me a message, guys.
0:19:49 > 0:19:52"Empty sack. See you at Bi-Lo at 3."
0:19:52 > 0:19:56- We're going into battle, boys. - Come on, guys. This is how we roll.
0:19:56 > 0:19:58Hope you told your mums you're going to be late home.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00Bi-Lo at three.
0:20:00 > 0:20:01Let's go, fellas.
0:20:05 > 0:20:09The skateboarding industry has certainly afforded me some luxuries.
0:20:09 > 0:20:14This is my penthouse in the heart of Tokyo city. Three levels.
0:20:14 > 0:20:20As you can see, it's a very nice place to unwind, after a hard day of skateboarding.
0:20:20 > 0:20:23Some of my furs here.
0:20:23 > 0:20:27It's a long way from the poor struggling days in America.
0:20:27 > 0:20:30This is the headquarters for GayStyle Enterprises.
0:20:30 > 0:20:34So we ah...you know, it's a lot of work to do here.
0:20:34 > 0:20:38'But it's also my family home.' I told you I don't like pork!
0:20:38 > 0:20:43'For my husband Yuki, my second son, Luke, and of course Tim.'
0:20:43 > 0:20:47Take Cindy. She annoying me. And then there's my youngest, Cindy.
0:20:47 > 0:20:54I never wanted a third child, so when Cindy was born I was a little disappointed, but what can you do?
0:20:56 > 0:20:58And this is Tim's room.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00- Say hi, Tim.- Hey. Hi.
0:21:00 > 0:21:03This is the bedroom of a typical gay boy.
0:21:03 > 0:21:07As you can see, all the gay things he has, oh, yeah.
0:21:07 > 0:21:10Tim, where you keep your gay porno magazine?
0:21:10 > 0:21:12- You keep it under here, Tim? - Yeah, come on, Tim.
0:21:12 > 0:21:14Where you keep it, Tim?
0:21:14 > 0:21:15- I don't have any. - Don't be shy.- Don't be shy, Tim.
0:21:15 > 0:21:17Please, don't be shy. Come on.
0:21:17 > 0:21:21Don't be shy for the camera. We know you like cock. It's OK.
0:21:21 > 0:21:24'This is Bruce Woo, my business manager.'
0:21:24 > 0:21:30Bruce look after the GayStyle merchandise, the product line.
0:21:30 > 0:21:32Well, I love working for the company, you know.
0:21:32 > 0:21:37Tim is adorable and Jen is divine.
0:21:37 > 0:21:39- I think you're trying to suck up to me.- No, I mean it.
0:21:39 > 0:21:41Well, you're sucking up because he here.
0:21:41 > 0:21:44No, you're the best boss I ever, ever had.
0:21:44 > 0:21:46You're not getting a cut of the profits like you ask for.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48- No, but I...- I'm not joking.
0:21:48 > 0:21:52- But, Jen, you're the best boss I ever had.- You don't say stuff like this normally.
0:21:52 > 0:21:54You're saying it cos he's here.
0:21:54 > 0:21:57- Yes, you are.- Go to another room!
0:21:57 > 0:21:59I don't want another headache tonight, please.
0:22:05 > 0:22:08I'll show ya how we deal with these situations.
0:22:10 > 0:22:13- Packo.- Empty sack.- Packo.
0:22:13 > 0:22:14- Good to see ya.- You too, mate.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16What can we do for you, eh?
0:22:16 > 0:22:19Why was Spooner at Blakey's this morning?
0:22:19 > 0:22:21You know it's Mucca turf.
0:22:21 > 0:22:24Hey, why would he bother? The surf's shit over there.
0:22:24 > 0:22:27We saw your handiwork on the dunnies, too. Nice graff.
0:22:27 > 0:22:30- What graff?- As if you don't know.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32Mate, it was probably one of your fuckin' nobs from over there.
0:22:32 > 0:22:36- I haven't done any graffiti since '95. I mean...- You fuckin' wrote it.
0:22:36 > 0:22:38It's your handwriting.
0:22:38 > 0:22:42- I don't know why we're gettin' the blame for your graffiti issues. - Do you want us...?
0:22:42 > 0:22:45Do you want us to come beat the shit out of you, cos we will.
0:22:45 > 0:22:48I don't wanna have to do it, but I'm happy to do it.
0:22:48 > 0:22:50Is that what you want? HORN BEEPS
0:22:50 > 0:22:53- Get in the car.- It's gang business, babe.- Get in the car, Blake.
0:22:53 > 0:22:54This is gang business.
0:22:54 > 0:22:56What the fuck are you doing? For God's sake, get in.
0:22:56 > 0:23:00Jeff, go home to your wife and leave my husband alone.
0:23:00 > 0:23:02- Idiots.- Hey, he called it.
0:23:02 > 0:23:04He issued the challenge. We just turned up.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06Whatever. Do I look like I give a shit?
0:23:06 > 0:23:08Yeah, go home to your wife, you pussy motherfucker.
0:23:08 > 0:23:10- Shut up.- I'm not fighting.
0:23:10 > 0:23:14Jeff Packard's wife is a friend of mine. So did you get the groceries?
0:23:14 > 0:23:16- No.- Nuh!
0:23:16 > 0:23:19Nuh. Knew you wouldn't.
0:23:19 > 0:23:21I am so annoyed with you right now.
0:23:21 > 0:23:23- Well, things get out of hand sometimes.- I don't care.
0:23:25 > 0:23:31What have you got for me, Bruce? 'My company, GayStyle Enterprise, is an ever-growing business.'
0:23:31 > 0:23:33GayStyle! Nintendo DS.
0:23:33 > 0:23:39I want it to grow and grow to the point...where it's the biggest company in the world.
0:23:39 > 0:23:44Bigger than Microsoft, bigger than anything ever in the world.
0:23:44 > 0:23:45It's so cute.
0:23:45 > 0:23:47It's so Tim. It's so gay.
0:23:47 > 0:23:53- Yes!- All right.- The Tim Okazaki Gay Experience Ride at Tokyo Disneyland.
0:23:53 > 0:23:55- Oh, good.- Yes.
0:23:55 > 0:23:57I love it. A ride at Disneyland.
0:23:57 > 0:24:00Oh, yes, good Tim.
0:24:00 > 0:24:02'There's a good and bad side to it all.
0:24:02 > 0:24:07'The bad side is I have to live in Japan, and I'm away from all my friends.
0:24:07 > 0:24:13'But the good side is I get to skate a lot, and that's really what I want to do, to be the best.'
0:24:13 > 0:24:18And Mum says that this whole thing's a game, and if you want to win, you have to play the game.
0:24:18 > 0:24:23- I'm gay! I'm gay! I'm gay! I'm gay! - 'Yeah, without a doubt,
0:24:23 > 0:24:26'he's changed the sporting culture in Japan, do you know.'
0:24:26 > 0:24:31- I'm gay!- 'His style, the GayStyle's, just rockin' really hard and he's'
0:24:31 > 0:24:35a loud and proud homo, you know? So good on you, Tim.
0:24:35 > 0:24:39'Tim, of course, is my number one priority.
0:24:39 > 0:24:45'He... Genetically I have given him a wonderful thing, but I
0:24:45 > 0:24:49'need to, you know, nurture that talent.'
0:24:49 > 0:24:54I am his manager, yes, but number one, I am his mother.
0:24:54 > 0:24:56I'm gay!
0:25:08 > 0:25:11- Right, so how's that feel? - It's good.
0:25:11 > 0:25:12It's all right?
0:25:12 > 0:25:14Not too loose around there?
0:25:14 > 0:25:17Not too bad? 'Well, I come up with a solution.
0:25:17 > 0:25:20'Um, I made Nath some wank prevention guards.'
0:25:20 > 0:25:23Basically, you know, it stops him from reaching his cock,
0:25:23 > 0:25:26so therefore he can't wank. Yep, show me the other one.
0:25:26 > 0:25:32Yeah, you gotta think outside the square when you want to come up with a solution to your problems.
0:25:32 > 0:25:35Oi, Steve, check this out.
0:25:36 > 0:25:39Same principle as Ja-Rule.
0:25:39 > 0:25:40Means he can't...
0:25:40 > 0:25:44'Nath hasn't tried yet, but I don't think he fully knows what they're for.'
0:25:44 > 0:25:46What are you boys up to?
0:25:46 > 0:25:48Yeah, he's gonna get a shock when he does.
0:25:48 > 0:25:50He won't be able to get any traction on his dick.
0:25:50 > 0:25:54Gives his cock a break at least.
0:26:01 > 0:26:05I built myself a motherfucking home recording studio. Can you hear me?
0:26:05 > 0:26:09Fuck yeah, fuck you, fuck. Play some beats, motherfucker.
0:26:09 > 0:26:11Obama, Obama, what you gonna do?
0:26:11 > 0:26:15What I hear coming from that living room, it is a bunch of bullshit.
0:26:15 > 0:26:18Well, what do you call this then?
0:26:18 > 0:26:23- I call that shit.- A celebrity endorsement for Ushi Cola!
0:26:23 > 0:26:28At the moment, GayStyle is on the incline. First ever flavoured shoe.
0:26:28 > 0:26:31- Mm, caramel. Sushi.- Breakfast.
0:26:31 > 0:26:34In this household, it's OK to be gay.
0:26:34 > 0:26:37Oh, my God, look at the balls on that guy.
0:26:37 > 0:26:39I have a very strict training schedule for Tim.
0:26:39 > 0:26:42- And fart. Fart!- Fuck off!
0:26:42 > 0:26:45Oh, Nathan's been a little shit lately. He's fuckin' doin' it now!
0:26:45 > 0:26:49It'll be really good for him to see another family using sign language.
0:26:49 > 0:26:54- Nathan could take you for a ride around on the back of his motorbike. - BFFs with the Daimster.- Fuck off.
0:26:54 > 0:26:57Daniel, Nath wants to see you at the tank.
0:26:57 > 0:26:58Nathan, you fag!
0:26:58 > 0:27:01Have sex with your fuckin' three legged dog, bitch!
0:27:01 > 0:27:06- You gay. You don't go getting confused, OK? - Mum, Nath's just pissed on me!