0:00:02 > 0:00:07This programme contains very strong language.
0:00:07 > 0:00:10'Steve's been such a dickhead lately. He gets pissed off at me
0:00:10 > 0:00:11'no matter what I do.'
0:00:11 > 0:00:15- Daniel! Don't spit on your brother. - I'm not spitting on him.
0:00:15 > 0:00:19It's spit strings. I'm not actually touching him. It's just a game.
0:00:19 > 0:00:22'And sometimes, like, my brothers are in pain,'
0:00:22 > 0:00:25doesn't mean they're not enjoying themselves.
0:00:25 > 0:00:28See, that's what happens cos you moved your head, man.
0:00:28 > 0:00:31'Steve doesn't even know how to have fun.
0:00:31 > 0:00:33'Like, Nath did stink cups on him.
0:00:33 > 0:00:35'He didn't even laugh.'
0:00:35 > 0:00:37Oi, Steve, does this smell weird?
0:00:37 > 0:00:40Ah!
0:00:40 > 0:00:42- Fucking funny, mate. - Disgusting little pigs!
0:00:42 > 0:00:45'Yeah, he just doesn't get that it's just family stuff.
0:00:45 > 0:00:47'Just part of being in the Sims family.'
0:00:47 > 0:00:49- Give me the remote. - No, I'm using it.
0:00:49 > 0:00:51No, just give it to me.
0:00:51 > 0:00:54- Do you want it?- Yeah, give it to me. - You want it?
0:00:54 > 0:00:56Well, just get it yourself.
0:00:56 > 0:00:59Just reach in and get it. This is where I like to keep.
0:00:59 > 0:01:00You want it, just reach in.
0:01:00 > 0:01:04- Give me back the remote.- Really want it? Do you want the remote?
0:01:04 > 0:01:07- Don't be childish. Give it back. - Did you want it? Just reach in.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09- Put it...- All you have to do, Stevie.
0:01:09 > 0:01:12- It's all you have to do. - Just hand me the remote control.
0:01:12 > 0:01:13- Just one little...- Just...
0:01:13 > 0:01:16Oh, Steve just tried to molest me. See that, Mum?
0:01:16 > 0:01:18'I'm just trying to make him be...
0:01:18 > 0:01:20'Like, get the ways of our family,
0:01:20 > 0:01:23'and he needs to just get a sense of humour.'
0:01:23 > 0:01:25Daniel, stop it! Just... You just never give up, do you?
0:01:25 > 0:01:27Ooh, he tried to touch my arse, Mum.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30- You never give up. - He tried to touch my arse.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33He'll think our family is weird, the way you carry on.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35It's just weird.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37All I'm saying, Mum, is that's weird.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39You crossed the line, Steve.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41I'm not going to go on with this, Daniel. Just...
0:02:29 > 0:02:32(Pretend you're asleep.)
0:02:32 > 0:02:33I know you're faking it.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35'Kareena's been on my case heaps lately.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37'She reckons I'm not doing anything,
0:02:37 > 0:02:39'or I'm hanging round the house heaps.'
0:02:39 > 0:02:42- Kareena's fat.- What? - I'm sleep-talking.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44'She's been giving me heaps of grief lately'
0:02:44 > 0:02:47about spending too much time with Hunter,
0:02:47 > 0:02:49She reckons we don't do anything productive.
0:02:49 > 0:02:52- Am I...a chick?- No.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54'It's bullshit, because she doesn't see half the shit we do.'
0:02:54 > 0:02:58The thing is, with a tatt, you can't get something too...
0:02:58 > 0:03:00that will date.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03'She hates me hanging out with the Mucca Mad Boys.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06'What she doesn't get is my gang responsibilities.'
0:03:06 > 0:03:10No, stand your ground, mate. We'll see you at the beach.
0:03:10 > 0:03:13She thinks it's easy being me, but it's actually not.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15Where were ya? Where were ya?
0:03:18 > 0:03:20- How many you got to go?- Um...
0:03:20 > 0:03:21'Me and Hunter have been busy,
0:03:21 > 0:03:24'coming up with a money spinner idea.'
0:03:24 > 0:03:25Do that again.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28It's a fitness and nutrition surfing course.
0:03:28 > 0:03:32It's called Fat Boys, for young fat dudes that want to get into surfing
0:03:32 > 0:03:33and want to get up on a wave.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36I'm actually... I'm stoked that we got seven bookings.
0:03:36 > 0:03:39- Who are they?- Just random fat dudes.
0:03:39 > 0:03:42They stay here. We got dorm accommodation in the clubhouse.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45We'll bring in food and stuff, teach them about a healthy lifestyle.
0:03:45 > 0:03:49'We've actually got our first course coming up this weekend,
0:03:49 > 0:03:52'so looking forward to meeting the young dudes.'
0:03:52 > 0:03:54G'day, mate, how are ya? Blake.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57How ya going, fella? What's your name? Welcome to Fat Boys school.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00'I just reckon if I can get a fat dude up on a surfboard,'
0:04:00 > 0:04:03catching a wave, and a dude that probably thought
0:04:03 > 0:04:05he'd never do that, then I'm stoked.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07- Yeah, good, say goodbye to Mum and Dad.- See ya.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09See ya, Mum and Dad.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18- Bye, Mum.- See you, darling.
0:04:18 > 0:04:19- Be good.- I will.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21- OK, you be responsible, Daniel. - Yeah.
0:04:23 > 0:04:24Fuck off, Daniel!
0:04:24 > 0:04:27- Daniel, don't!- Or what?
0:04:29 > 0:04:32- I said fuck off!- See you, Nath. Have a good weekend.
0:04:32 > 0:04:35- See you, guys! See ya! - Bye!- Bye!- Bye!
0:04:35 > 0:04:39Yeah, it's a long weekend so Mum and Steve are going away.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42They're going to stay in a hotel. Whenever they go away,
0:04:42 > 0:04:44they leave me in charge of the whole household.
0:04:44 > 0:04:49So I become like the Dad of the family for the weekend.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51- Go make beds.- Piss off!
0:04:51 > 0:04:55- Both of ya, make your bed.- Not fair! - Make your bed. Do mine and Nath's.
0:04:55 > 0:04:59Go do Mum and Dad's after that, Julia. I'll give you five minutes.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02'It's good. Like, I sort of look after the household,
0:05:02 > 0:05:05'like cleaning and preparing meals and shit.'
0:05:05 > 0:05:07Right, guys. Who wants melted chocolate?
0:05:10 > 0:05:12'Just whatever needs doing, I do it.
0:05:12 > 0:05:15'Like, I assign chores to various brothers.'
0:05:15 > 0:05:20Not bad. I'll get you to do round the front, too. Now.
0:05:20 > 0:05:21Get off my chair!
0:05:21 > 0:05:24'Yeah, I actually quite like being in charge.'
0:05:24 > 0:05:27- Fuck off, I was watching that! - I'm the dad.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30- Fuck you!- Just do it, Nathan.
0:05:30 > 0:05:32I don't make the rules, I just enforce 'em.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35It's ten and it's bedtime. Go to fucking bed.
0:05:35 > 0:05:39'It's not an easy role. Like, there's a fair bit of responsibility.'
0:05:39 > 0:05:42New rule, guys. No dogs in rooms while you're sleeping.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44Stick that under your tongue.
0:05:44 > 0:05:47'Things like kids' health issues. You got to be careful about that.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50'Like anything could happen with kids.'
0:05:50 > 0:05:53Show me. Yeah, you're all right. Lights out.
0:05:53 > 0:05:57'Yeah, there's a fair few privileges that come with being the dad, too.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59'Like I get to sleep in the double bed.'
0:05:59 > 0:06:02Get out! It's parents only.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05'And I pretty much decide how the weekend will run.'
0:06:05 > 0:06:07You tell Johnno to bring a case?
0:06:07 > 0:06:11'So, like, for example, tomorrow night, I'm having a huge party.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14'I've pretty much invited everyone in Dunt to come.'
0:06:14 > 0:06:16We should do an all-nighter.
0:06:16 > 0:06:17Just stay up all night.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20'That's just one of the good things about being a parent.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22'You pretty much get to do whatever you want.'
0:06:22 > 0:06:25If you fart, you're out.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29'It's been a busy couple of months.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32'I still have not heard from the celebrities
0:06:32 > 0:06:35'that Daniel's asked me to invite to his party for Nathan,
0:06:35 > 0:06:36'which is unusual.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39'I do feel quietly confident they'll make an appearance.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42'Work's been pretty full on.'
0:06:42 > 0:06:44Off, please. You're off privileges for a week.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46Give it to Jonathan.
0:06:46 > 0:06:50'My problem boy, Talib, he's still not talking, despite my efforts.'
0:06:50 > 0:06:52One word, and I'll give you this ten bucks.
0:06:52 > 0:06:56'We haven't heard yet, but he may end up in for a long stint.'
0:06:56 > 0:06:59So we do need to get him up on his feet and socialising.
0:07:00 > 0:07:04Ha-ha! Hey, it's Gran and the Doggy Wanker. He's outside for once!
0:07:04 > 0:07:07'The other boys haven't been terribly friendly
0:07:07 > 0:07:08'to him, and welcoming.'
0:07:08 > 0:07:10Leave him alone!
0:07:10 > 0:07:11'They've been making his life hell.'
0:07:11 > 0:07:13You lot, shut the fuck up!
0:07:13 > 0:07:14'Well, he's not an easy kid.
0:07:14 > 0:07:18'I think if he made an effort to interact with the other boys,
0:07:18 > 0:07:19'he'd be doing himself a favour.'
0:07:19 > 0:07:21He doesn't like balls. He likes sticks.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23'It's a rough place in here.
0:07:23 > 0:07:27'I think you can't afford to be a pussy and keep to yourself.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29'You've got to grow some balls to some extent.'
0:07:30 > 0:07:33You little brat!
0:07:33 > 0:07:35Jesus Christ, don't you fucking spit on me!
0:07:35 > 0:07:38You want the fucking afternoon in iso?
0:07:38 > 0:07:40Hi, fellas. Welcome to pig duty.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43'I've tried getting him involved with the leader boys.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46'I've forced them to hang out with him a little bit more.'
0:07:46 > 0:07:49You could do it with Marlon. You guys could have a chat.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52- How about no?- And how about you try for me, please, Marlon?
0:07:52 > 0:07:56'That was a disaster. I forgot he's sexually attracted to animals,
0:07:56 > 0:07:57'so that didn't go down too well.'
0:07:57 > 0:07:59Actually, I might take that off you.
0:07:59 > 0:08:03'Tried to get him involved in song night, but that didn't go well.
0:08:03 > 0:08:04'He didn't want a bar of it.'
0:08:04 > 0:08:08# They tried to make me go to rehab and I said... #
0:08:11 > 0:08:14'But I feel like I will get through to him.
0:08:14 > 0:08:17'Underneath that facade, there's a lovely boy.'
0:08:17 > 0:08:20I think it's just a matter of time.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24And rashies.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26Fellas, once your t-shirts and thongs are off,
0:08:26 > 0:08:28come get your rashies.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31'Well, it's a pretty intensive surfing course.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33'There's a lot involved.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36'For a lot of these young blokes, fat really rules their life.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39'It destroys their confidence.'
0:08:39 > 0:08:42A lot of these guys deal with fat on a daily basis, you know.
0:08:42 > 0:08:43They look down, they see fat.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45How's that feeling?
0:08:45 > 0:08:46Can't really breathe.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48You can't breathe?
0:08:48 > 0:08:50'My idea is to use surfing to get their confidence'
0:08:50 > 0:08:53up to a level that is better.
0:08:53 > 0:08:57OK, well welcome to Fat Boys school. You're all here, cos you are...
0:08:57 > 0:09:00- ALL: Fat. - Fat. That's right.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02These guys aren't used to physical shit.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04I won't chuck 'em in the water.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06I'll deal with the fat issue first.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08I'll get you to look behind you at Hunter.
0:09:08 > 0:09:12This is an example of what it looks like to be a fat guy.
0:09:12 > 0:09:15- He looks pretty fat, doesn't he? - Yeah.
0:09:15 > 0:09:18Yeah. Now, guys, when you're walking down the street,
0:09:18 > 0:09:21you see a fat kid like you. What sort of names would people say?
0:09:21 > 0:09:23- Any idea?- Ah, you're a fat shit.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25- You're a roly poly. - All right.
0:09:25 > 0:09:30I want you to yell out some insults to our fat guy here.
0:09:30 > 0:09:34The kind of thing that you might get, yell it to him.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36You've got more rolls than a bakery.
0:09:36 > 0:09:37Yeah, give it to him.
0:09:37 > 0:09:40You're the size of King Kong's arse.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42'It's good for them to be on the other side of insults,
0:09:42 > 0:09:44'to know what it feels like.'
0:09:44 > 0:09:47Why don't you shut up and eat heaps of burgers
0:09:47 > 0:09:50and don't ever come back and eat your wife?
0:09:50 > 0:09:51This is great. Great, guys.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53'It builds their strength.'
0:09:53 > 0:09:55And when they're in the water, facing massive waves,
0:09:55 > 0:09:58they'll need all the strength they can get.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00Any of you got girlfriends? Hands up if you do.
0:10:00 > 0:10:03- Nuh.- None of you? Didn't think so. Right.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05You ever tried to make a move on a girl
0:10:05 > 0:10:08and she says, "Piss off, ya fat shit," or something? Yep?
0:10:08 > 0:10:10Hurts your feelings? Yeah?
0:10:10 > 0:10:14We're going to play a game today. We're going to reverse that feeling.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17We're going to show those girls that called you fat shits,
0:10:17 > 0:10:19that you may be fat, but you've still got feelings.
0:10:19 > 0:10:23All right fellas? When you see a hot girl, let her have it.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25Don't let her get in the water, there'll be a tsunami!
0:10:25 > 0:10:28- Oh, my God! - Go get that girl up there.
0:10:28 > 0:10:32# Hey, fatty bum-bum want another cream cake? #
0:10:32 > 0:10:35- Awesome. - How're ya goin', lard arse?
0:10:35 > 0:10:40If you call me fat again, I'll call you all the names I can think up.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47Oi, Daniel! Daniel, you fag!
0:10:47 > 0:10:48'The party's going off already.'
0:10:48 > 0:10:50Hey! Yeah!
0:10:50 > 0:10:53'Half of Dunt's coming. It's going to be pretty huge.'
0:10:53 > 0:10:56'We'd never have done this with Mum and Steve here. No fucking way.'
0:10:56 > 0:10:59Hey! Let's hear that!
0:10:59 > 0:11:03Hey! I got you a glow stick.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05'Heaps of people here. Word's got around.
0:11:05 > 0:11:07'Every kid in Dunt is here tonight
0:11:07 > 0:11:09'and we're expecting a few others
0:11:09 > 0:11:11from other towns and shit to come.'
0:11:11 > 0:11:14It's open invitation, so just whoever rocks up, rocks up.
0:11:14 > 0:11:16As long as you got booze and that with ya, come over.
0:11:16 > 0:11:19Briony, take some photos for us.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22Yeah!
0:11:22 > 0:11:24Yeah!
0:11:26 > 0:11:29Hey!
0:11:29 > 0:11:32Hey, Daniel, it's your mum calling.
0:11:32 > 0:11:34What?
0:11:34 > 0:11:36Yeah. Nah, it's going well.
0:11:36 > 0:11:40Yeah, I got the kids doing their homework and shit.
0:11:40 > 0:11:41Yeah.
0:11:41 > 0:11:42Nah.
0:11:42 > 0:11:46Nah, Tyson's playing a movie or something. Like a party movie.
0:11:46 > 0:11:48Yeah.
0:11:48 > 0:11:49All right, see ya.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51Oi, where the fuck is Nathan?
0:11:51 > 0:11:54Why's he being a fucking knob? Go tell him to come out.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56The fucking party's going.
0:11:56 > 0:11:57He should be here.
0:11:57 > 0:12:00'Nath's always a fag whenever we have parties.'
0:12:00 > 0:12:02Like, last time I had this party, right?
0:12:02 > 0:12:05Nath put dog shit in the microwave and it fucking stank.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07Oi, Julia!
0:12:07 > 0:12:09One more beer and that's it, OK?
0:12:09 > 0:12:11- Fuck off.- One more beer, bitch.
0:12:15 > 0:12:18- What?- Nathan's stuck. He's in trouble.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20What does he want?
0:12:20 > 0:12:23- Oh, my God, you fucking idiot. - He did it himself. I saw him.
0:12:23 > 0:12:27- He pulled the zip up with his teeth. - You stupid... Fuck! Are you stuck?
0:12:27 > 0:12:31Why are you fucking...? You broke the fucking zip.
0:12:31 > 0:12:33- Is he stuck in there? - Yeah, he's fucking stuck.
0:12:33 > 0:12:37I'm not cutting that to get you out of there, you dickhead.
0:12:37 > 0:12:41- He likes the way the balls feel. - Fucking hell, man.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43Are you naked inside that?
0:12:43 > 0:12:45You stupid little faggot.
0:12:45 > 0:12:46LAUGHTER
0:12:46 > 0:12:48It's not fucking funny!
0:12:48 > 0:12:50How will we clean this up before Mum gets here?
0:12:50 > 0:12:53I'm not fucking cleaning it up. You're a dickhead!
0:12:53 > 0:12:55- Fucking hell, man.- What a retard.
0:12:59 > 0:13:03Yeah, well every couple of months we do our "Scaring Young Boys" programme.
0:13:03 > 0:13:08I get a young guy in, a boy who's been getting in trouble at school,
0:13:08 > 0:13:10maybe Mum's at their wit's end.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13They're on a pathway towards criminal activity.
0:13:13 > 0:13:16Extra ball and chains for those guys that don't have them.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18Who needs a ball and chain?
0:13:18 > 0:13:21'What I like to do is to ham things up a little bit.
0:13:21 > 0:13:24'A little role play we do. We make the prison look scarier and worse
0:13:24 > 0:13:26'than it really is.'
0:13:26 > 0:13:28Once your ball and chain's on, get familiar with them.
0:13:28 > 0:13:29Have a walk around.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31'No trouble getting my guys involved.
0:13:31 > 0:13:33'They get a week of privileges if they do.'
0:13:33 > 0:13:35Imran, your hat!
0:13:35 > 0:13:37A lot of my guys, they're big show-offs,
0:13:37 > 0:13:40so they love the opportunity to perform.
0:13:40 > 0:13:43Be careful. Don't strike each other with your balls, please.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45Guys, doesn't Talib look good?
0:13:45 > 0:13:48'I'll use this as an opportunity to get Talib involved
0:13:48 > 0:13:49'with the other boys.'
0:13:49 > 0:13:52Very handsome in that outfit. He looks great.
0:13:52 > 0:13:53Hello, young man.
0:13:53 > 0:13:57Gran and her little dress-up thing. I know that it does
0:13:57 > 0:13:59look a bit weird on the surface,
0:13:59 > 0:14:02and at first, I was worried
0:14:02 > 0:14:04that it could have a detrimental effect on the boys.
0:14:04 > 0:14:07The kids here call me Psycho Sims.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09So I hear you've been a naughty boy.
0:14:09 > 0:14:14But there's no doubt that it is a tradition, and it does seem to be an effective programme.
0:14:14 > 0:14:19So these are our cells where you're going to be spending most of your time,
0:14:19 > 0:14:22where you're locked down for a lot of the day in there,
0:14:22 > 0:14:27and I'll just get you to keep on walking through. And there's a lot of...
0:14:27 > 0:14:29- Psycho Sims?- Oh, yes, yes? - I'm starvin'.
0:14:29 > 0:14:31Can I have my bread, please?
0:14:31 > 0:14:33He's starving. We get the bread and water.
0:14:33 > 0:14:37That's what you get once a day. So that's...that's your food.
0:14:37 > 0:14:39I'll leave your bread there for you.
0:14:39 > 0:14:42Actually, no, it's not lunchtime, so we'll leave it there till lunchtime.
0:14:42 > 0:14:46- Oh, you serious?- So that's...
0:14:46 > 0:14:51Come on, Angus, I'll show you to the torture rooms downstairs.
0:14:51 > 0:14:53- Come on, hurry up! - This is our yard out here.
0:14:53 > 0:14:56Come on, hurry up! Scum! Get a move on!
0:14:56 > 0:15:01As you can see, we work the boys like this most of the morning,
0:15:01 > 0:15:06and then we go out and do some sort of hard labour, that sort of thing.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09Railway work in the afternoon. It's pretty rough.
0:15:09 > 0:15:12Psycho Sims, can we stop, please? My ankles are killing me!
0:15:12 > 0:15:15Shut up, prisoner, or you'll get tortured this afternoon.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17You want to spend the afternoon in the dungeon?
0:15:17 > 0:15:21I haven't stretched a prisoner in a while.
0:15:21 > 0:15:23Why is he allowed to do that?
0:15:23 > 0:15:27- Well, bloody done, Talib. Thanks a lot.- Nice one, Doggy Wanker.
0:15:27 > 0:15:29Fuck it up, why don't ya?
0:15:29 > 0:15:33Thanks for ruining it. I'm so bloody sick of you. You're useless!
0:15:33 > 0:15:35Are we still getting KFC? You fucked it up, not us!
0:15:35 > 0:15:39Stop being a fucking idiot and grow some balls, for Christ's sake!
0:15:39 > 0:15:42Officer Sims! Can I have a word, please?
0:15:42 > 0:15:46Just...don't take the equipment without asking.
0:15:48 > 0:15:51'Oh, the surfing lessons are going unreal.
0:15:51 > 0:15:54'Yeah, I'm pretty stoked with the progress so far.'
0:15:54 > 0:15:55Who's ready to go in the water?
0:15:55 > 0:15:58'You know, we've got a few blokes up. Not everyone's getting up,
0:15:58 > 0:16:01'but, um, you know, they're all having a good time.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04'Yeah, we had a few of the Fennel Hell Men looking over from the headland.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06'They don't know what I'm doing.'
0:16:06 > 0:16:08I was saying to Hunter, good to keep 'em guessing.
0:16:08 > 0:16:10I am losing a few boards.
0:16:10 > 0:16:14Dealing with kids this size, I mean, they're pretty fuckin' fat.
0:16:14 > 0:16:18They're gonna break a few boards so, yeah, I have lost a few.
0:16:18 > 0:16:22We get a couple of boys, what I call sinkers, which means they sink to the bottom.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24- We got a sinker!- You right, mate?
0:16:24 > 0:16:25Yeah, yep.
0:16:26 > 0:16:29Hunter and I have that code. We call out "sinker!" and you know,
0:16:29 > 0:16:32it means there's just a boy on the bottom. You have to pull him out.
0:16:32 > 0:16:36You know, you don't want 'em sitting there for too long, drowning, that sort of thing.
0:16:36 > 0:16:40You all right? 'I think it's three minutes and they get some brain damage.'
0:16:40 > 0:16:45He's just really surprised me. He's looking after them and keeping an eye on everyone and...
0:16:45 > 0:16:47It's good to see.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49Go, go, go, go!
0:16:49 > 0:16:51Stand up. Yeah! Yes!
0:16:53 > 0:16:57He stood up! Nice, Fat Boy surfer! He stood up!
0:16:57 > 0:16:59- He stood up!- He stood up! Who saw that?
0:16:59 > 0:17:01How do you feel, mate? First Fat Boy surfer!
0:17:01 > 0:17:03Yeah, good, eh? Yeah, good!
0:17:03 > 0:17:07Yeah, yeah! Stacks on Julian!
0:17:07 > 0:17:10Stacks on him!
0:17:12 > 0:17:13Stacks on him! Stacks on Julian!
0:17:13 > 0:17:15I can't breathe. Get off!
0:17:15 > 0:17:18Yeah! Yeah!
0:17:18 > 0:17:20What are you doing?
0:17:20 > 0:17:21All right, Julian?
0:17:21 > 0:17:23- Are you all right?- You all right?
0:17:23 > 0:17:26- Julian!- What hurts?
0:17:26 > 0:17:29What hurts?
0:17:29 > 0:17:30You right?
0:17:30 > 0:17:33Shit, are you right, mate? We won't move ya.
0:17:35 > 0:17:37We won't move him cos it could be spinal damage.
0:17:37 > 0:17:41- You all right, Julian?- Shit. Um...
0:17:42 > 0:17:44RAP MUSIC PLAYS
0:17:44 > 0:17:46CHATTER
0:17:47 > 0:17:49I'm fucking serious.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51No more for you.
0:17:51 > 0:17:53Seriously, the way that you...
0:17:53 > 0:17:55TYRES SCREECH
0:17:55 > 0:17:56Oh!
0:17:58 > 0:18:00Yeah, fuck!
0:18:00 > 0:18:03Go, fuckin' Daniel! Yeah!
0:18:06 > 0:18:09Put Fuckos on the roof. Where's Fuckos? Get Fuckos here.
0:18:11 > 0:18:15- Nah, that's cruel.- Nah, put him on. It'll be fuckin' hell funny. Yes!
0:18:15 > 0:18:18Whoo! Yeah!
0:18:18 > 0:18:20Oh, fuck!
0:18:22 > 0:18:24Oh, shit, it's my mum! Shut up!
0:18:27 > 0:18:28Hi, Mum.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33Nah, the Lovells are seeing shit.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35Nah, don't believe 'em.
0:18:35 > 0:18:38Nah, we're just chillin'.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41- I don't know.- What are you doin'?
0:18:41 > 0:18:44We're just...nothing! I am.
0:18:44 > 0:18:47All right, bye.
0:18:47 > 0:18:51Guys, the neighbours have fuckin' heard us so we need to shut the fuck up.
0:18:51 > 0:18:52ENGINE REVS
0:18:52 > 0:18:57- Shut the fuck up, Daniel! - Daniel, Nathan's done something.
0:18:57 > 0:18:59Oh, fuck!
0:18:59 > 0:19:01It was his idea. He wanted to see how far he could get it up.
0:19:01 > 0:19:04What the fuck are you doin', you fuckin' idiot!
0:19:04 > 0:19:07How is that a fun thing to do, you fuckin' faggot!
0:19:07 > 0:19:09Pull hard or something.
0:19:09 > 0:19:11Ah, fuck!
0:19:11 > 0:19:12Pull it out, ya fuckin' idiot.
0:19:12 > 0:19:15Why do you keep sticking your arm and shit in stuff?
0:19:15 > 0:19:18Ya fuckin' dickhead.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20- You can't move that? - Can't. It's stuck.
0:19:20 > 0:19:23- We're gonna have to saw it off. - Is he gonna lose his arm?
0:19:23 > 0:19:25He's not gonna fuckin' lose his arm.
0:19:25 > 0:19:27Daniel, should I call an ambulance?
0:19:27 > 0:19:29No.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31Oh, shit, Nathan.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33I'm gonna have to fuckin' call Mum and Steve.
0:19:33 > 0:19:35Thanks a lot, ya fuckwit.
0:19:35 > 0:19:39Ah, Nath's got his arm stuck up one of the drainpipes.
0:19:39 > 0:19:45Yeah, but it's sorta goin' purple so we're not sure what to do.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48I was bein' responsible!
0:19:48 > 0:19:51No, I don't want to talk to Steve.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53Just... I don't know what to do.
0:19:55 > 0:19:57I don't... I can't fuckin' control him!
0:19:57 > 0:20:00You have publicly humiliated him.
0:20:00 > 0:20:03You called him an idiot, and you've riled up all the other boys,
0:20:03 > 0:20:07- and you know that's only going to cause trouble, don't you?- Yes.
0:20:07 > 0:20:11I've tried very hard with this young guy for quite a while now, and I just thought, you know,
0:20:11 > 0:20:15that was an opportunity for him to get involved with the other fellas.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17I just... it was a slip of the tongue.
0:20:17 > 0:20:24It was the wrong thing to say. In retrospect, I look at it, it was the wrong thing to say and I do, yeah.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26I see the error of my ways there, Julie.
0:20:26 > 0:20:28- Look, just go and apologise. - All right.
0:20:28 > 0:20:32Sort it out that way and look, remember that you're a supervisor.
0:20:32 > 0:20:35- You're not his mother.- That's true.
0:20:35 > 0:20:40Now I need to apologise for what happened earlier.
0:20:40 > 0:20:42I was a little out of line there.
0:20:42 > 0:20:45I, ah, shouldn't have called you a fuckin' idiot and told you to
0:20:45 > 0:20:50grow some balls, so, ah, sorry for that and, yeah,
0:20:50 > 0:20:54you just need to remember that you're the detainee and I'm the officer
0:20:54 > 0:21:00and, ah, do the right thing, play it by the rules, and we'll leave it at that then.
0:21:03 > 0:21:04Sorry.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06Sorry for ruining your thing.
0:21:10 > 0:21:14Well, that's all right. It was a little silly anyway, the whole thing.
0:21:16 > 0:21:21It's, ah, very nice to finally hear your voice.
0:21:21 > 0:21:23It makes me very happy, actually.
0:21:25 > 0:21:28I actually feel like I'm meeting you for the first time, so...
0:21:30 > 0:21:35anyway, I'll be back at bedtime and so see you soon then.
0:21:37 > 0:21:38And, ah,
0:21:38 > 0:21:44if ever you feel like a chat at all again, I'd be happy...
0:21:44 > 0:21:47I'd be quite happy, actually, to do that. So,
0:21:47 > 0:21:50you feel like a chat, just let me know. Right.
0:21:59 > 0:22:03Well, once again, I can't say how sorry I am that you had...yep.
0:22:03 > 0:22:05Oh, no.
0:22:05 > 0:22:08Well, you know teenagers.
0:22:08 > 0:22:11Yep. Oh, he's 12, is he? Yep.
0:22:11 > 0:22:15I just reckon you're looking at me like you're disappointed in me or something.
0:22:15 > 0:22:17No, babe, I'm not disappointed.
0:22:17 > 0:22:19I'm only disappointed cos it didn't work out.
0:22:21 > 0:22:26- Do you want me to get the artificial balls operation?- What?
0:22:26 > 0:22:28Do you want me to get the operation to get the balls, cos I will.
0:22:28 > 0:22:31If that's what you want, I'll go and get balls.
0:22:31 > 0:22:33Cos I don't want you to be disappointed.
0:22:33 > 0:22:36- What have your balls got to do with it?- Well...- That's insane.
0:22:36 > 0:22:41I'm just sayin' that you say stuff that makes me feel like I'm not good enough and I'm just thinkin'.
0:22:41 > 0:22:44- Oh, come off it, Blake. - I don't feel like the complete man,
0:22:44 > 0:22:48and if you want me to be the complete man, I'll get the artificial...
0:22:48 > 0:22:50Oh, come off it. You are 150% pure man.
0:22:50 > 0:22:53You know that. I told you, Blake. You don't need balls. Who cares?
0:22:53 > 0:22:56Well, why did you say my ball sac looks like a giant dried apricot?
0:22:56 > 0:22:59- I was only mucking around.- Jokes mean the truth.- No, I was only joking
0:22:59 > 0:23:02cos you started joking. I was only joking cos you were joking.
0:23:02 > 0:23:06No, come on, I love you just the way you are. You're beautiful.
0:23:08 > 0:23:09Hey, hey fellas, how are we?
0:23:09 > 0:23:13The good news is I've heard from the hospital, and Julian's going to be OK.
0:23:13 > 0:23:15He's going to make a full recovery.
0:23:15 > 0:23:18Couple of broken ribs, so that's worked out well.
0:23:20 > 0:23:23All right fellas, who's up for an early morning surf tomorrow?
0:23:23 > 0:23:26- Who's our surfing champion of tomorrow?- No. No...
0:23:26 > 0:23:30I think the Fat Boy surf school was successful to a point.
0:23:30 > 0:23:33Well, because I don't wanna surf.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35Do you wanna surf? Do you wanna surf?
0:23:35 > 0:23:37No.
0:23:37 > 0:23:39Well, I want you to.
0:23:39 > 0:23:43But I don't know if I would do it again.
0:23:43 > 0:23:45I think it might be a one off course.
0:23:45 > 0:23:53I think, apart from Julian, the other blokes had a good time, but you know, not a good...
0:23:53 > 0:23:55not a good finish.
0:23:55 > 0:23:58All right fellas, so we're gonna do lights out in around ten minutes.
0:23:58 > 0:24:01I'll just come down for lights out and toilets are gonna be just outside.
0:24:01 > 0:24:05You know where the toilets are. So that should be good and...oh, shit.
0:24:05 > 0:24:09Shit, you right, mate? You right? Shit, that shouldn't have happened.
0:24:09 > 0:24:10That should not have happened.
0:24:10 > 0:24:13You OK, mate? We'll get you up there.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15These beds should not... get you up there.
0:24:15 > 0:24:18You've been obviously fiddling around with the brackets there.
0:24:23 > 0:24:26- Mind his fingers. - 'Mum and Steve were really pissed
0:24:26 > 0:24:29'cos they had to come home from their holiday,
0:24:29 > 0:24:32'and they were pissed off at me about the party.
0:24:32 > 0:24:35'Once again, Nath fucks things up for me.'
0:24:35 > 0:24:37- There we go.- There we go. - 'Steve sawed off the pipe.
0:24:37 > 0:24:41'We're gonna go to the hospital in the morning just to get it taken off fully.'
0:24:41 > 0:24:43OK, can we all just stay in here for a minute, guys?
0:24:43 > 0:24:45Julia, can you just come back? Mate, come on.
0:24:45 > 0:24:47'And then things got even worse.
0:24:47 > 0:24:49'Mum and Steve made this big gay announcement.'
0:24:49 > 0:24:52Your Mum's got a bit of an announcement to make.
0:24:52 > 0:24:55Well, we just wanted you guys to be the first to know
0:24:55 > 0:24:59that we got engaged, and we're gonna get married.
0:24:59 > 0:25:03- Yes! I want to be a bridesmaid. - Oh, congratulations, Mum.
0:25:04 > 0:25:06Good work, Steve.
0:25:06 > 0:25:08No worries, mate.
0:25:08 > 0:25:11'And they didn't even ask my opinion about it.'
0:25:11 > 0:25:14- When?- Pretty soon, mate.
0:25:14 > 0:25:16I mean, no point stuffing around.
0:25:16 > 0:25:18And we just wondered if you and Nath
0:25:18 > 0:25:21wanted to be best men at the wedding.
0:25:21 > 0:25:26- Is that something you think you'd like to do, both?- Oh, yes. Yeah!
0:25:26 > 0:25:28That's cool as, Nate.
0:25:28 > 0:25:34So you're kickin' Nathan out, sending him to deaf school, then you move in and you take over.
0:25:34 > 0:25:35Is that your big plan, is it?
0:25:35 > 0:25:37- It's not like that, mate.- Daniel!
0:25:37 > 0:25:40'Yeah, they can do whatever they want.
0:25:40 > 0:25:43'I don't give a stuff what they do.'
0:25:43 > 0:25:49I'm 18. I'm going to be 18 this year, so I don't rule my mum's life.
0:25:49 > 0:25:52She wants to marry him, marry him.
0:25:52 > 0:25:55Just do whatever you wanna do.
0:25:56 > 0:26:01Don't know why... why you'd be marrying a dickhead like Steve, though.
0:26:01 > 0:26:06Like my dad, if he met Steve, he'd just beat the shit out of him.
0:26:06 > 0:26:08Cos my dad's a legend.
0:26:08 > 0:26:10Steve's a gaylord.
0:26:24 > 0:26:26I gotta do my community service.
0:26:26 > 0:26:28What's up, motherfuckers!
0:26:28 > 0:26:30# Hot children Lookin' at children. #
0:26:30 > 0:26:32Everyone's starting to forget you.
0:26:32 > 0:26:35If we went to the mall right now, I would get mobbed.
0:26:35 > 0:26:38- Do you guys know him?- Are you from High School Musical?- What's my name?
0:26:38 > 0:26:42- S.mouse.- He got upgraded to an electric shock bracelet.
0:26:42 > 0:26:43- Paparazzi, bro!- What was that?!
0:26:43 > 0:26:47'Mum's been on my back lately about swearing.' Say, "Come here, Fuckos".
0:26:47 > 0:26:51- Come here, Fuckos.- And she said if I keep saying "fag"...
0:26:51 > 0:26:52Piss off, you fag. Wiis are for fags.
0:26:52 > 0:26:55'She's gonna make me spend a whole day with Henry Keddys.
0:26:55 > 0:26:57'He's this actual homo from my school.'
0:26:57 > 0:27:01- Hey, Daniel, what's up?- Yeah.- Your brother's so nice. Pretty cute, too.
0:27:01 > 0:27:04'Henry's turned out to be a pretty good bloke.' You got me, man!
0:27:04 > 0:27:06Get up! 'I took Tim to the doctor.'
0:27:06 > 0:27:10He got depression. Everyone has to be nice to Tim. He's got depression.
0:27:10 > 0:27:13- I wanna hang out with my friends. - Too late. I deadlocked the door.
0:27:13 > 0:27:15I've come up with a few plans to relieve the pressure.
0:27:15 > 0:27:19Go tug yourself off or something. We are going to get you a dog.
0:27:19 > 0:27:20- I don't want a dog.- Tim, pat it.
0:27:20 > 0:27:23I'm going to do the voice of Tim for the cartoon. "I'm gay!"
0:27:23 > 0:27:25# Whack it here Whack. #
0:27:25 > 0:27:27- Good arse on that. - Yeah, man, good arse.
0:27:27 > 0:27:29I'm Tim, and I'm gay! It's gay style!