0:00:02 > 0:00:05This programme contains very strong language.
0:00:05 > 0:00:10You know that thing about twins, how, like, you feel the same shit,
0:00:10 > 0:00:13one twin will feel what the other twin's feeling?
0:00:13 > 0:00:20I know that's true because when we were little, me and Nathe, we were in Big W with Mum, right?
0:00:20 > 0:00:24We lost Nathe, so me and Mum were looking for him, right?
0:00:24 > 0:00:28And I felt this kind of wet patch here in my undies.
0:00:28 > 0:00:32I said to Mum, "Shit! Nathe's pissed his pants.
0:00:32 > 0:00:36"I don't know where he is, but he's pissed his pants, definitely."
0:00:36 > 0:00:39When we found him, he'd pissed his pants.
0:00:39 > 0:00:41- Daniel, are you ready? - Do the punch!
0:00:41 > 0:00:44'So, we're going to put Nathe outside...'
0:00:44 > 0:00:48- Do you feel anything? - No. It didn't hurt.
0:00:48 > 0:00:52'..have me inside and do shit to him, then see if I feel it.'
0:00:54 > 0:00:58- What about that, Dan? Your arm hurt?- Nah. Nothing.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01- What's that for? - Boiling water to pour on him.
0:01:01 > 0:01:05'They reckon it works with your sense of smell.'
0:01:05 > 0:01:08Hey, Dan. Do you smell any dog shit?
0:01:09 > 0:01:11No. I can't smell anything.
0:01:11 > 0:01:15'And they reckon it works with your sense of horniness.'
0:01:15 > 0:01:18Yeah. Hey, Dan. You got a stiffy?
0:01:18 > 0:01:20No.
0:01:22 > 0:01:26It's not working. Try the pain one again.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29Argh! Fuck off!
0:01:29 > 0:01:32Come back, arsehole. Nathan!
0:01:32 > 0:01:35< He's pissed-off with you!
0:01:35 > 0:01:37I'm fucking pissed-off with him.
0:01:37 > 0:01:41Actually, that kind of works. Twins both pissed-off.
0:01:41 > 0:01:45- Oh, yeah. So it does work. - Same feelings. Fuck, yes!
0:01:45 > 0:01:49I knew that would work. Fuck! Let's go and tell Mum.
0:02:34 > 0:02:3610,000 people seated...
0:02:36 > 0:02:40'Today has brought some very big news.
0:02:40 > 0:02:44'Some news that's exciting me beyond recognition.'
0:02:44 > 0:02:48Tim is going to be honoured at the Tokyo X Games
0:02:48 > 0:02:50for his 16th birthday celebration.
0:02:50 > 0:02:54Inflatable you is going to come down from the stadium...
0:02:54 > 0:02:57'I can't believe he's going to be 16.'
0:02:57 > 0:03:01It seems like yesterday he was sucking on my breast.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03You come up, you flip,
0:03:03 > 0:03:08you do the 900, then you come down, crowd cheer and sing Happy Birthday.
0:03:08 > 0:03:12Wait. I can't just do the 900. You know how much practice that takes?
0:03:12 > 0:03:14Be confident in yourself.
0:03:14 > 0:03:18'The Tokyo X Games is the biggest skateboarding event.'
0:03:18 > 0:03:23- Tim, shut up and watch him, please. - Your mum has worked so hard.
0:03:23 > 0:03:27'Tim has been very snappy with me lately. He's not been himself.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29'He's become very aggressive.'
0:03:29 > 0:03:36- I can't do it in three weeks. - You'd better cos if you stuff it up, you'll look like a dickhead.
0:03:36 > 0:03:41'I told Tim, "You have every opportunity, but you're being a prat."'
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Less chat, more practice.
0:03:43 > 0:03:46'Tim lost a few skateboarding competitions lately.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48'His skating is not as good.
0:03:48 > 0:03:52'It's very worrying for me, as a mother.'
0:03:52 > 0:03:54You stuffed it up. Do it again.
0:03:54 > 0:03:59'He's not concentrating with school work, falling asleep sometimes.'
0:03:59 > 0:04:01We're all tired, Tim!
0:04:01 > 0:04:03'I called my best friend'
0:04:03 > 0:04:05who has a teenage son as well.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08She said that it's growing pains.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10They say that the 15-year-olds...
0:04:10 > 0:04:16The cock stop growing at 15 for the boys, but the rest of them keep growing.
0:04:16 > 0:04:23So, for Tim, he's 15. His cock is fully grown but the rest of him has got a lot of growing to do.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25Get up! You've got work to do.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28'We got the Oshi Cola campaign
0:04:28 > 0:04:32'and we have an animated cartoon series, based on Tim.
0:04:32 > 0:04:35'Tim's doing the voice for that.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37'If he don't get his shit together,'
0:04:37 > 0:04:41then we're all stuffed big-time.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56Well, today, I gotta do my community service.
0:04:56 > 0:05:02Cos I got into a little altercation with Lasquisha on account of her
0:05:02 > 0:05:04taking out a restraining order.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07'They sent me out to an elementary school.'
0:05:07 > 0:05:10You get more flow, see what I'm saying?
0:05:10 > 0:05:14'Saying at the kids, "This is right. This is wrong."
0:05:14 > 0:05:17'Inspiring them. Being a role model to them.'
0:05:17 > 0:05:21- I'm asking this dude if he can take it off.- Baby, it can't come off.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24- Why? I'm not going anywhere.- No.
0:05:24 > 0:05:30'This performance today is the first chance ever for the world to see the new me.'
0:05:30 > 0:05:34They goin' wild. They ready to party.
0:05:34 > 0:05:39We have for you, boys and girls, a very special guest
0:05:39 > 0:05:42to teach you all a valuable lesson about right and wrong.
0:05:42 > 0:05:46- It's the pop star, S.mouse. - "Smoose"?
0:05:48 > 0:05:51Oh...yeah.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53Wassup, motherfuckers!
0:05:53 > 0:05:57This is S dot mouse, exclamation mark!
0:05:57 > 0:06:00Are you ready to slap your elbows?
0:06:00 > 0:06:03- HE RAPS - Slap my elbows! You do it like this!
0:06:03 > 0:06:06'I'm goin' to start with Slap My Elbows to ease them in.
0:06:06 > 0:06:09'I don't want to freak them out.'
0:06:09 > 0:06:11Then hit 'em with some of my new shit!
0:06:11 > 0:06:14Five divided by six equals
0:06:14 > 0:06:17My intellectality
0:06:17 > 0:06:20E equals MC square, motherfuckers...
0:06:20 > 0:06:26'You know what? I'm here today to teach the kids right from wrong.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28'So I wrote a new song especially for today.'
0:06:28 > 0:06:33That song is teaching the kids about the dangers of the world out there.
0:06:33 > 0:06:39Cos if you're a kid, there's nothing more dangerous in the world than a paedophile.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41Hot children lookin' at children.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44Hot children, think about
0:06:44 > 0:06:49When you're walkin' home alone, kids And you see a scary man
0:06:49 > 0:06:54Don't look him in the eye, kids Don't get in his bed
0:06:54 > 0:06:57Cos he's checkin' you out, kids He likes your style
0:06:57 > 0:06:59He likes your style
0:06:59 > 0:07:02Cos he's a big fat motherfucking paedophile...
0:07:02 > 0:07:08'If I can use my talent to be able to entertain as well as educate'
0:07:08 > 0:07:11then, man, that's gotta be a good thing.
0:07:11 > 0:07:15..Cos all the bad guys, they're checkin' you out, yeah!
0:07:28 > 0:07:31- Guys, Steve's here. - Hey, guys. Look at this.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35Oh, yeah!
0:07:35 > 0:07:39'Steve's been sucking up to us heaps. Bought us a Wii.'
0:07:39 > 0:07:42Wiis are for fags.
0:07:42 > 0:07:43'I reckon it's shit.'
0:07:43 > 0:07:46I'm not playing it. It's a fag game.
0:07:46 > 0:07:50'Cos Steve's marrying Mum, he's trying to get on my good side.'
0:07:50 > 0:07:55So he's doing all this shit and trying to get involved in my life.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57I don't want him involved in my life.
0:07:57 > 0:08:01- We can all play at the same time. - If you're a fag.
0:08:01 > 0:08:05He called me fucking Danny! I said, "Don't fucking call me Danny!"
0:08:05 > 0:08:07Enjoy it.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09I won't be.
0:08:09 > 0:08:13'The even shitter thing is that his son, Kayden, his three-year-old,'
0:08:13 > 0:08:19is coming to stay every second weekend cos Steve gets custody.
0:08:19 > 0:08:24'I end up having to deal with a three-year-old, which is shit.'
0:08:24 > 0:08:26Can you say, "I like bum"?
0:08:26 > 0:08:30- I like bum. - Oh, do ya? Do you really?!
0:08:30 > 0:08:32You confessed it!
0:08:32 > 0:08:34- Come here, fuck-offs. - Come here, fuck-offs.
0:08:34 > 0:08:39Daniel, be responsible. He's only three!
0:08:39 > 0:08:41Go, "My dad is gay."
0:08:41 > 0:08:43My dad is gay.
0:08:43 > 0:08:46Say it louder so he can hear. He's over there.
0:08:46 > 0:08:50- Steve, Kayden wants to tell you something.- My dad is gay.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52- LAUGHING:- Hey, Steve.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55You're a big fag. Go.
0:08:55 > 0:08:58Hey, Steve. You're a big fag.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01Oh, Steve! Stevo!
0:09:01 > 0:09:04Did you hear that? Is your dad straight or gay?
0:09:04 > 0:09:08- Gay.- Oh, Stevo! Kayden reckons you're gay!
0:09:08 > 0:09:11'Mum's been on my back about swearing.'
0:09:11 > 0:09:13She reckons I swear too much.
0:09:13 > 0:09:19She reckons I use the word "fag" heaps, like I'm always calling people fags.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21Mum, Tyson's being a fag.
0:09:21 > 0:09:22These are for fags.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24This toast is fagging.
0:09:24 > 0:09:29Daniel, if you say the word "fag" or call anyone a fag again...
0:09:29 > 0:09:33'And she said, as a threat, if I keep saying "fag",'
0:09:33 > 0:09:39she's going to make me spend a whole day with Henry Ketties, this actual teenage homo.
0:09:39 > 0:09:44- One day with Henry Ketties, getting to know each other.- Yeah, yeah.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46'He goes to my school.'
0:09:46 > 0:09:50Mum's friends with his mum and, like, she's arranged it.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53Oi, Nathe! Nathan, you fag!
0:09:53 > 0:09:57- Will you take Kayden outside...? - That's it!- What?
0:09:57 > 0:10:01- You said "fag".- Sorry(!) - I mean it. I am going to do it.
0:10:01 > 0:10:05- Sorry. - I'm going to call them right now.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09Fuck off, you fag!
0:10:09 > 0:10:11It's your fucking fault.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17Tim, hurry up, please.
0:10:17 > 0:10:23'I took Tim to the doctor to find out what the hell is going wrong with him.
0:10:23 > 0:10:27'The doctor said he over-worked and a little bit depressed.'
0:10:27 > 0:10:30That's why he's being so tired and annoying lately.
0:10:30 > 0:10:38I said to the doctor, "How you get depression living in a place like this?" I don't understand it.
0:10:38 > 0:10:42When I was a young girl, I used to have to take a shit in the rain
0:10:42 > 0:10:44in front of the neighbours.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46That's depressing.
0:10:46 > 0:10:50Everyone has to be nice to Tim. He's got depression.
0:10:50 > 0:10:55'Tim needs to realise the bottom line is if he can't handle the pressure'
0:10:55 > 0:10:58the company is going to the tubes.
0:10:58 > 0:11:02- Go to your room.- I have to practise. - I want you to relax.
0:11:02 > 0:11:06'I have come up with a few plans to relieve the pressure.'
0:11:06 > 0:11:11Go tug yourself off or something. Whatever you need to do to relieve yourself.
0:11:11 > 0:11:16'I'm also going to take over some of his responsibilities.'
0:11:16 > 0:11:21Bruce and I have been thinking how we can get you less depressed.
0:11:21 > 0:11:25- Number one, I'm going to do the voice of Tim for the cartoon.- What?
0:11:25 > 0:11:30- I'm doing your voice. That's sorted. - No. I want to do it myself.
0:11:30 > 0:11:34- Tim, I'm good at voices.- I don't want you doing it. That's weird.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36I can sound like you.
0:11:36 > 0:11:41- SQUEAKY:- "I'm Tim and I'm gay." - That doesn't sound anything like me.
0:11:41 > 0:11:45You're in denial if you think you don't sound like that.
0:11:45 > 0:11:50- You have an annoying squeaky voice. - I don't want you doing it.- Shut up.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52Also, Bruce, if you could show, please.
0:11:52 > 0:11:56Bruce and I have decided, for relaxation purposes,
0:11:56 > 0:11:58we are going to get you a dog.
0:11:58 > 0:12:02- A shar pei. They are very relaxing. - A little puppy.
0:12:02 > 0:12:07- I don't want one. - We want you to become best friends and teach it to skate.
0:12:07 > 0:12:13I was thinking that the dog could become a nice plush toy for the Gay Style range.
0:12:13 > 0:12:17Sold separately or maybe on a cute little Gay Style skateboard.
0:12:17 > 0:12:21- I don't want a dog for that reason. - You've got mild depression, Tim.
0:12:21 > 0:12:25Dog's going to help that, so we will be getting you a dog...
0:12:25 > 0:12:30'Tim, he always fight against me, but now I feel better, in a way,
0:12:30 > 0:12:33'to know that it's because of depression.'
0:12:33 > 0:12:38Tim? Just wanting to give you privacy in your relaxing time.
0:12:38 > 0:12:44I just wanted to let you know that Cho used to work in a rub and tug place.
0:12:44 > 0:12:48So if you need someone to come and give you a rub and tug, she come in.
0:12:48 > 0:12:50It's very relaxing.
0:12:50 > 0:12:53- No!- OK.
0:12:55 > 0:12:57He said no.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05I don't know.
0:13:05 > 0:13:09I just wasn't feeling the vibe from those kids, know what I'm saying?
0:13:09 > 0:13:12I don't think they were feeling my new shit.
0:13:12 > 0:13:16I'm pretty sure someone recognised you, man.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19Recognised me? Course they recognised me.
0:13:19 > 0:13:23They didn't know who you were cos everyone's starting to forget you.
0:13:23 > 0:13:27- Shut.- It's a simple fact. You've been locked up.
0:13:27 > 0:13:32I only been locked up for two months. They forget me that quick?
0:13:32 > 0:13:35- That's all it takes. - They forget shit quickly, man.
0:13:35 > 0:13:40You don't forget a classic song. That shit's gonna be around for history.
0:13:40 > 0:13:46- They might have missed it. - By the time you're out of here, you'll be forgotten. Period.
0:13:46 > 0:13:50- What the fuck? Forgotten?- Yes.
0:13:50 > 0:13:54If we went to the mall right now, I would get mobbed.
0:13:54 > 0:14:00- That's how motherfucking famous I am.- You go and I kick your ass. You're under arrest.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03You wanna go to the mall?
0:14:03 > 0:14:05Your IQ is about the size of your dick!
0:14:05 > 0:14:07Seven!
0:14:07 > 0:14:10- Goddamn it! - How do you deal with him?- Seven?
0:14:10 > 0:14:16You go to that mall, you got to be the stupidest motherfucker I ever met.
0:14:16 > 0:14:19Hey, Dad. You need anything from the mall?
0:14:19 > 0:14:23Kiss my ass, motherfuckers. Keep your ass here. Quit being stupid.
0:14:26 > 0:14:29Where my kids at? Yeah. I'm at the mall!
0:14:29 > 0:14:32Film this, motherfucker. Yeah, yeah. You got this?
0:14:32 > 0:14:37This is S.mouse kicking it at the mall. You know what I'm saying?
0:14:37 > 0:14:41Normally I wouldn't come without security any more.
0:14:41 > 0:14:45In a minute, you'll see why I don't come without security. Yeah.
0:14:45 > 0:14:47Let's go meet my fans!
0:14:47 > 0:14:50Yo! We wanna buy some shit!
0:14:50 > 0:14:53You wanna close the store off, or what?
0:14:53 > 0:14:55Yeah, yeah.
0:14:55 > 0:14:59You asking for trouble if you don't close the store off.
0:14:59 > 0:15:02Gonna be a lot of fans in here soon. Yeah.
0:15:02 > 0:15:05GIRLS SCREAM
0:15:05 > 0:15:10- Here we go.- No. She dropped her fucking ice cream, ass-hole.
0:15:10 > 0:15:13Excuse me. Do you guys know him? No.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15Not EVERYONE knows me.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17Do you guys know him?
0:15:17 > 0:15:19No?
0:15:19 > 0:15:22Excuse me, ma'am. Do you know who he is?
0:15:22 > 0:15:27- Nobody knows you! - Wrong age group, motherfucker. My fans aren't grandmas!
0:15:27 > 0:15:31- Familiar with him? No. - Shut the fuck up!
0:15:31 > 0:15:33You filming this shit?
0:15:33 > 0:15:38Here I am with my real fans. One, two, three, four fans. Yeah.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40Yeah. Real fans(!)
0:15:40 > 0:15:45- My little sister was obsessed with you ages ago. - A lot of girls obsessed with me.
0:15:45 > 0:15:51You say hi to your little sister for me. Yeah. You know my name? What's my name?
0:15:51 > 0:15:55- ALL: Smouse. - Smouse! They all know my name.
0:15:55 > 0:15:58- One two three, say my name. - ALL: Smouse!
0:15:58 > 0:16:02Yeah, yeah. You got that. You know my songs. What songs do you know?
0:16:02 > 0:16:06- Um...- You know a lot? You wanna hear some new shit?
0:16:06 > 0:16:09Play some new shit for them. Press play.
0:16:09 > 0:16:11I got a lotta new tracks.
0:16:11 > 0:16:14I got some smooth tracks. This one, you hear that?
0:16:14 > 0:16:17MUSIC STARTS
0:16:17 > 0:16:19How that song making you feel?
0:16:21 > 0:16:23Yeah, the new shit.
0:16:23 > 0:16:26Our mums are, like, waiting.
0:16:26 > 0:16:29You gotta go, yeah, you go. Go, go, go.
0:16:29 > 0:16:34You can't leave your ma waiting. When you gotta go, you gotta go.
0:16:34 > 0:16:37You don't leave that shit on there. Pick that up.
0:16:37 > 0:16:39Excuse me! Hi.
0:16:39 > 0:16:43- Are you from High School Musical? - No.- Oh.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46Motherfucker!
0:16:46 > 0:16:48Did you fucking hear that?
0:16:48 > 0:16:50Don't you fucking laugh!
0:16:53 > 0:16:58'Well, it's really shit, cos I kept saying the word "fag",
0:16:58 > 0:17:02'my mum's making me spend the whole day with Henry Ketties.'
0:17:02 > 0:17:06- Daniel, Henry's here.- Thanks. - He's an actual homo from my school.
0:17:06 > 0:17:08- Hey, Daniel. What's up?- Hey.
0:17:08 > 0:17:14Mum's trying to make me realise that it's offensive to fags if you call them fags.
0:17:14 > 0:17:19'It's shit cos I've pretty much got nothing in common with him.'
0:17:19 > 0:17:22It's not going to be fun.
0:17:24 > 0:17:26Daniel, where's Henry?
0:17:26 > 0:17:31- I don't know. Outside, I s'pose. - Well get out there with him.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33- He's your guest.- He's a fa...!
0:17:34 > 0:17:37Daniel, you watch it.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40All right.
0:17:46 > 0:17:49- You guys still got the motorbikes? - Yeah.
0:17:51 > 0:17:53Cool.
0:17:56 > 0:17:58You into footie?
0:18:02 > 0:18:06I saw you at that gig. It was pretty cool, yeah?
0:18:06 > 0:18:10- Yeah, it was all right. - Pretty all-right band.
0:18:10 > 0:18:14- Some decent chicks there. - Do you mean Rose and Jessie?
0:18:15 > 0:18:18- Yeah. - They're really good friends of mine.
0:18:18 > 0:18:22- Oh, really?- Yeah... Hi, Nathan.
0:18:23 > 0:18:27Your brother's so nice. He's pretty cute, too.
0:18:30 > 0:18:34Daniel, how tall are you? I reckon we're about the same height.
0:18:34 > 0:18:37Check it out. Stand back-to-back.
0:18:37 > 0:18:41Come on. Hey, Miss Sims. Who's taller? Me or Daniel?
0:18:41 > 0:18:43Daniel.
0:18:43 > 0:18:45- Fuck off, you fag!- Daniel!
0:18:45 > 0:18:47He's taking a fucking photo of me!
0:18:47 > 0:18:53Daniel, why don't you go out and ride the bikes, have a look around the farm?
0:18:53 > 0:18:55Mum, you're not letting me do what I want.
0:18:55 > 0:19:00- I'm doing what is best for you, Tim. - Then let me go.- No.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03'It has been a roller coaster ride,'
0:19:03 > 0:19:06dealing with Tim and his tiredness and depression.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08He's been very difficult.
0:19:08 > 0:19:10We had a big fight this morning.
0:19:10 > 0:19:14- I want to hang out with my friends. - I locked the door.- Give me the key.
0:19:14 > 0:19:17'Tim, he think he grown-up.
0:19:17 > 0:19:19'He not a man. He 15.'
0:19:19 > 0:19:23Don't you physically abuse me, Tim. You're making your sister cry.
0:19:23 > 0:19:29'Tim need to know I have his best interests in my heart.'
0:19:29 > 0:19:31All I want is for Tim to be happy.
0:19:31 > 0:19:34What more would a mother want?
0:19:34 > 0:19:36Tim, we have a surprise for you.
0:19:36 > 0:19:39We got your cartoon series. They send the DVD.
0:19:39 > 0:19:44'Everything I do is to make a good life for Tim. It's all for Tim.'
0:19:46 > 0:19:50- SQUEAKY:- 'I'm gay! Hey! This is Tim Okazaki.
0:19:50 > 0:19:53'Welcome to my fantasy skate world.
0:19:53 > 0:19:57'This park is hard core - gay style!'
0:19:57 > 0:20:01- JINGLE - # Hard core, breaking the rules
0:20:01 > 0:20:04# Mad skater, I play the fool
0:20:04 > 0:20:06# Grinding away
0:20:06 > 0:20:08# Get out of my way Cos I'm gay
0:20:09 > 0:20:12# Get out of my way Cos I'm gay! #
0:20:12 > 0:20:15'I'm Tim and I'm gay.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17'It's Gay Style.'
0:20:17 > 0:20:21You like it, Tim? I told you I could do it.
0:20:21 > 0:20:26- OK. Bruce?- Yes, Tim. Look what we have for you.- Tim, Tim.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29It's the puppy that you wanted!
0:20:29 > 0:20:31Puppies are good for relaxation.
0:20:31 > 0:20:35Give him a pat, Tim. This dog called Gay Dog.
0:20:35 > 0:20:38It's the first ever gay dog.
0:20:39 > 0:20:41- Merchandise!- Yes!
0:20:42 > 0:20:47We sell shitloads of these, Tim. Gay Dog on a skateboard...
0:20:47 > 0:20:51'Tim has a lot less on his plate, so he can focus on skating.
0:20:51 > 0:20:56'Hopefully, that will make him more relaxed and less depressed.'
0:20:56 > 0:20:58You two are gonna be best friends.
0:20:58 > 0:21:02Who wants to watch the cartoon again? Watch. Watch.
0:21:03 > 0:21:05# Grinding away
0:21:05 > 0:21:07# Get out of my way Cos I'm gay! #
0:21:11 > 0:21:17I'm starting to think that Shwayne junior is a lost cause. He's fucked himself up again.
0:21:17 > 0:21:20His monitor alerted the authorities.
0:21:20 > 0:21:24Now his parole officer shows up to tighten his security.
0:21:24 > 0:21:29- This device stays on. - He got upgraded to an electric shock bracelet.
0:21:29 > 0:21:33Every time he tries to step outside he gets an electric shock.
0:21:33 > 0:21:36You walk across this beam, you will receive a shock.
0:21:36 > 0:21:43I don't think that boy is capable of learning a lesson. What else are we supposed to do, huh?
0:21:43 > 0:21:47- Too late for an abortion! - CHUCKLES
0:21:47 > 0:21:49Put your hand up like this...
0:21:49 > 0:21:54'Yeah, I got another month of house arrest, but I think it's worth it.'
0:21:54 > 0:21:58Goin' to the mall, it taught me that maybe my creative direction
0:21:58 > 0:22:05is goin' a little bit off the way that it should be goin', off the pathway, you know what I'm saying?
0:22:05 > 0:22:07- Then you whack.- Whack.- Whack...
0:22:07 > 0:22:09'I'm not giving kids what they want.'
0:22:09 > 0:22:13That's my job, to give them the shit that they want.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16- Whack to the right, whack to the left.- Got that shit.
0:22:16 > 0:22:20'Kids need something familiar, you know what I'm saying?'
0:22:20 > 0:22:25It's like My Elbow was a kid's song, but it worked. Yeah? You feel me?
0:22:25 > 0:22:28'So I've been spending the afternoon writing up a new song.'
0:22:28 > 0:22:32Whack my knee! Whack my knee!
0:22:32 > 0:22:35You gotta whip it, gotta whack it Whack my knee!
0:22:35 > 0:22:39'My girl Lasquisha's coming up with a dance craze to go with that song.
0:22:39 > 0:22:43'We've been collaborating on some moves together.'
0:22:43 > 0:22:45- Grab.- Yes.
0:22:45 > 0:22:49'The entertainment industry is a very fast-moving industry.
0:22:49 > 0:22:53You always gotta be two steps ahead of the motherfuckers.
0:22:53 > 0:22:56- TRACK BEGINS - Whack my knee! Whack my knee!
0:22:56 > 0:23:00You gotta whip it, gotta whack it Whack my knee!
0:23:00 > 0:23:03Whack my knee, kids! Whack my knee, kids!
0:23:03 > 0:23:06You gotta whip it, gotta whack it Whack my knee!
0:23:06 > 0:23:11'I got one month and I'm gonna open that gate after my month
0:23:11 > 0:23:15'and I'm gonna explode on the hip-hop scene.'
0:23:15 > 0:23:18- I don't know how it feels. - We can cross it?
0:23:18 > 0:23:21- You can cross it.- What if I do it?
0:23:21 > 0:23:24'S dot mouse exclamation mark is gonna be back.'
0:23:24 > 0:23:29And he gonna be here and bigger than ever fucking mother before.
0:23:29 > 0:23:30Yeah.
0:23:30 > 0:23:33You looking for S.mouse? He right over here.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35- Who's that?- Paparazzi.
0:23:37 > 0:23:42- LAUGHTER - Yeah, very funny(!)
0:23:42 > 0:23:44Lasquisha. Who am I?
0:23:47 > 0:23:48Yeah. Yeah.
0:23:55 > 0:23:58'Today's been really fun.
0:23:58 > 0:24:02'I thought it was going to be shit but Henry's a pretty good bloke.'
0:24:02 > 0:24:04Oh, he's down! Back to me, Henry!
0:24:07 > 0:24:12'Like, he's into shit that I didn't think fags were into.
0:24:12 > 0:24:17'He knows these hot chicks and is going to put in a good word for me.'
0:24:17 > 0:24:19You got me, man!
0:24:19 > 0:24:21- Good arse on that.- Yeah, man.
0:24:21 > 0:24:25- Good arse. - I'm more of a tit man, myself.
0:24:25 > 0:24:28D'you reckon Rose and Jessie ever do girl-on-girl?
0:24:28 > 0:24:30I dunno. Maybe.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33Should ask 'em.
0:24:33 > 0:24:36Henry and I had some pretty deep convos.
0:24:36 > 0:24:40- What's it like being a fag? - Good. Pretty cool.
0:24:40 > 0:24:43I like it.
0:24:43 > 0:24:46You been checking me out at all?
0:24:46 > 0:24:47No.
0:24:47 > 0:24:49Right.
0:24:49 > 0:24:51Why not?
0:24:51 > 0:24:54'Turns out Henry's really good at the Wii.'
0:24:54 > 0:24:57Should I go to the right?
0:24:57 > 0:25:01'It makes me want to practise so I can be as good as Henry.'
0:25:01 > 0:25:04Champion! Yes! Well done!
0:25:04 > 0:25:08'Nathan, the little fuckwit, invited my mates over.
0:25:08 > 0:25:12'He thought I'd be all embarrassed and shit, but I didn't even care.'
0:25:12 > 0:25:14Hey, guys.
0:25:14 > 0:25:16'My mates were shocked at first,
0:25:16 > 0:25:20'but once they got to know him and they found out that he knew
0:25:20 > 0:25:24'heaps of chicks that we like, they got along with him.'
0:25:24 > 0:25:29- He knows Rose and Jessie. - We're really good friends, yeah.
0:25:29 > 0:25:32You want to get a three-player going?
0:25:32 > 0:25:35He kicks at the Wii. He's a fucking champion!
0:25:35 > 0:25:39'I don't reckon Henry and I will end up being best mates
0:25:39 > 0:25:43'but, like, if I see him round school, I'd say g'day.'
0:25:43 > 0:25:45Look how good he is. He's fucking killing it!
0:25:45 > 0:25:50'After you spend a while with him, you sort of forget that he's a fag.'
0:25:50 > 0:25:54Hey, Steve, have you heard some of the new words that Kayden's learnt?
0:25:55 > 0:25:59- Fuck off, you fag.- Oh! - Come on, language, guys.
0:25:59 > 0:26:02- Say it again. - Fuck off, you fag!
0:26:02 > 0:26:05Oh, Kayden! Mate!
0:26:08 > 0:26:10We do family day four times a year.
0:26:10 > 0:26:13What if Mum brings my dog and he tries to wank it?
0:26:13 > 0:26:17Shut up or I'll cancel family day!
0:26:17 > 0:26:20Mum's coming today, is she?
0:26:20 > 0:26:22I love your outfit!
0:26:22 > 0:26:25It doesn't mean she doesn't love you.
0:26:25 > 0:26:28I think they find me quite entertaining.
0:26:28 > 0:26:34You wave a bit of pink at her and she's so fucking happy.
0:26:34 > 0:26:36Don't tell Mum I did that.
0:26:36 > 0:26:39You got your cock out, don't want a kid to see it.
0:26:41 > 0:26:44If he shot my fucking balls off, he would have been dead.
0:26:44 > 0:26:47We can't let people like this in our lives.
0:26:47 > 0:26:50Nathe pulls way more chicks than me.
0:26:50 > 0:26:53All the methods, he's learnt from me.
0:26:53 > 0:26:55She's a really fucking hot chick.
0:26:55 > 0:27:00- I reckon I could get her. - Yeah(!)- I fucking could.
0:27:00 > 0:27:03'We came up with this plan.' This is Nathan.
0:27:03 > 0:27:07- Wish me luck. Hi, Chloe.- Dan, piss off!
0:27:07 > 0:27:10- She's got a hand on your arse. - Very amusing.
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