0:00:02 > 0:00:05This programme contains very strong language.
0:00:05 > 0:00:07'Nath's deaf and a bit retarded so he can't get his driver's licence.'
0:00:07 > 0:00:09Just slow on the fucking clutch, you faggot.
0:00:09 > 0:00:12'And mum doesn't want him to cos she reckons he'll stack it.
0:00:12 > 0:00:17'So what I've been doing is I've been teaching him to drive around the farm.'
0:00:17 > 0:00:18What did I fucking tell ya? Slow on the clutch.
0:00:18 > 0:00:22I'll punch your leg if you do it again. Yeah, you've stalled it.
0:00:22 > 0:00:26'Like, if he gets good at it, I'm going to give him what I call farm Ps,'
0:00:26 > 0:00:31which will allow him to drive around the farm without me, on his own.
0:00:31 > 0:00:35He hasn't got them yet, but yeah, it's just a licence I've invented.
0:00:35 > 0:00:39Up that that way. Looking? 'He's actually going for his farm Ps test today.'
0:00:39 > 0:00:44He's failed it three times already, so we'll see how he goes today. Fingers crossed.
0:00:44 > 0:00:47Do a doughy. ENGINE REVS
0:00:49 > 0:00:52'There's a range of things that are covered.
0:00:52 > 0:00:54'You've got to do doughys.' Go!
0:00:54 > 0:00:56'You got to dodge obstacles.'
0:00:57 > 0:00:58No!
0:00:58 > 0:01:03- Fuck you, Daniel! You're buying me another one.- Do it again.
0:01:03 > 0:01:04It's fucking squashed.
0:01:04 > 0:01:08'And then there's pedestrian awareness.' Nath! Go!
0:01:09 > 0:01:12Brake, brake, brake, brake! You're going to hit her! Brake!
0:01:12 > 0:01:15SHE SCREAMS Fucking hell.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17I fucking hate you, Daniel!
0:01:17 > 0:01:20Jeez! You're a shit driver. Fuck's sake!
0:01:20 > 0:01:23You're not getting your farm Ps for that, dickhead.
0:01:29 > 0:01:30THEME MUSIC
0:02:18 > 0:02:23It's three weeks until Nath's farewell party until he goes to deaf school.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25I'm getting pretty pumped about all the special guests that are coming.
0:02:25 > 0:02:30- 'No, still nothing. - Gran hasn't officially heard back whether the legends are coming,
0:02:30 > 0:02:34but she's pretty confident they will, and I've got a feeling they will.
0:02:34 > 0:02:38Like, I'm pretty sure they will come.
0:02:38 > 0:02:42I reckon there's a big tree here, but that's why they've got security
0:02:42 > 0:02:45and shit there, cos they don't want any deaf kids climbing over that.
0:02:45 > 0:02:50'I've been thinking heaps about Nath going to deaf school and I've come up with an escape plan.
0:02:50 > 0:02:55'Like, he's going to go, but if he hates it, then I need to escape him from there, so...'
0:02:55 > 0:02:57Nath, this is where I'm going to meet ya.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00So that's the meeting spot there,
0:03:00 > 0:03:02cos according to the deaf school brochure,
0:03:02 > 0:03:05they've got minimal security on that wing.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08So that'll be the best chance for me to break in there.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10Isn't it just a school, but?
0:03:10 > 0:03:13Yeah, but deaf school, so you've got high security.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16'What it is, he's going to text me the word "fuckos" '
0:03:16 > 0:03:19which means he's hating it and he wants me to get him out of it.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22And then I start the escape plan. Like that's when I do it.
0:03:22 > 0:03:27Like if he just texted me, "get me the fuck out of here" or something,
0:03:27 > 0:03:34then it might get intercepted and it might bump the security up, or some shit like that.
0:03:34 > 0:03:37- Nath, what's your code word?- Fuckos.
0:03:37 > 0:03:41Fuckos, yeah. Don't forget. You should write that down, mate.
0:03:41 > 0:03:45And Nath, when you actually meet me there, bring minimal clothes,
0:03:45 > 0:03:48cos like we're going to be hitch-hiking back,
0:03:48 > 0:03:50so you don't want to have excess baggage and shit to carry.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02- WOMAN WITH JAPANESE ACCENT: - 'The big day has finally arrived.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05'We are at the Ushi Cola ad campaign shoot.'
0:04:05 > 0:04:11Not here, please, he need that just to go back at the back there. That's his iconic look.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13'Well, Tim, he's very nervous,'
0:04:13 > 0:04:19but no wonder, it's one of the biggest ad campaigns anyone has ever got.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Ah, shit!
0:04:21 > 0:04:26- Shush, please, there's people trying to work, Tim. - When can I see the script?
0:04:26 > 0:04:28Not yet, I need to go over it with the director.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31A few little changes I want to make.
0:04:31 > 0:04:34I like to have a lot of control over the script,
0:04:34 > 0:04:38so I've been working with the scriptwriter.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41Make sure that what Tim's saying is what I want him to say.
0:04:41 > 0:04:45- Why is that guy practising my stunt? - Ah, don't worry.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47Why is he practising my stunt?
0:04:47 > 0:04:51Safety reasons. You're not actually going to do the stunt.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54- What do you mean I'm not doing the stunt? - It's the magic of television, Tim.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56I want to do my own stunts, are you kidding me?
0:04:56 > 0:04:59- Well, you're not going to.- Why not?
0:04:59 > 0:05:01- Cos you don't understand how this world works.- Explain it to me.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04- It's an illusion, OK? - So I'm not doing my own stunts?
0:05:04 > 0:05:06If I let you do your own stunts, you hurt yourself.
0:05:06 > 0:05:10- I'm not going to hurt myself.- Maybe you will. I told him no stunts.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12That's what I want you to look like at the end of the ad, OK?
0:05:12 > 0:05:15I'm not going to look like that if I don't do my own stunts.
0:05:15 > 0:05:20You will, because you're getting paid 6 million, OK? You will.
0:05:20 > 0:05:24So Tim, your stuntman, he is going to skate up here.
0:05:24 > 0:05:28Tim! Looking please! Tim!
0:05:28 > 0:05:32Up, over. You going to crouch down here,
0:05:32 > 0:05:35you going to pop up on to the step, big jump.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37You say your line to the camera, OK?
0:05:37 > 0:05:39Come here, Tim. Come here.
0:05:39 > 0:05:42- I can do this.- Crouch here. Show me how you do it, then.
0:05:42 > 0:05:46- I can do my own stunts.- Get down.
0:05:46 > 0:05:50Crouch down. When he lands, you jump up,
0:05:50 > 0:05:53leg over, and then I want you to end up up here...
0:05:55 > 0:05:57..crouched down.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00Where you say your line to the camera, OK?
0:06:00 > 0:06:06'Tim, he can be a little shit sometimes, so I have to'
0:06:06 > 0:06:09play psychological game with him.
0:06:09 > 0:06:14And I find the best approach, what he don't know don't hurt him.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16Oil, please.
0:06:16 > 0:06:21- OK, stand still.- What are you doing?
0:06:21 > 0:06:25Oiling you up. Stand still, please!
0:06:25 > 0:06:28Don't make a scene. We oiling you up. You have to look gay.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30I'm wearing a T-shirt anyway.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32No, you going shirtless.
0:06:32 > 0:06:33You never told me that.
0:06:33 > 0:06:37It's in the contract, Tim. Shirtless. Now stop complaining - you are embarrassing me.
0:06:37 > 0:06:42- Why didn't you tell me? I don't want to be shirtless. - You are going to be shirtless.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44- Stop being stupid. - I don't want to be shirtless!
0:06:44 > 0:06:47And stop embarrassing me in front of the whole crew, OK?
0:06:47 > 0:06:51- I don't want to be shirtless. - Too bad, OK?
0:06:51 > 0:06:53We don't always get what we want.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05- How are you, mate? Good? - Yeah, not bad.
0:07:05 > 0:07:10'It's been a bit a pretty upsy-downsy week since the shooting.'
0:07:10 > 0:07:16Paco is still in intensive care so it's been pretty scary, and Ashley's back inside.
0:07:18 > 0:07:22Yeah, I'm out on bail till the court case.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24Just depends if Ashley wants me to take me down.
0:07:24 > 0:07:28Yeah, you know, all right. 'If they say I'm in on it,'
0:07:28 > 0:07:31then they reckon I could get five years' jail.
0:07:31 > 0:07:35And if Paco dies, I could get 15 years.
0:07:35 > 0:07:36Fuck me.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38This will be good, this'll be good, like old times, mate.
0:07:38 > 0:07:43'And probably worse news is that Kareena and the kids have left.'
0:07:43 > 0:07:47Yeah, things got a bit rough since the arrest and that,
0:07:47 > 0:07:50and heaps of fights and stuff.
0:07:50 > 0:07:55So they shot through and I think she's at her sister's in Sydney.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58She won't tell me where she is, but I think that's where she is.
0:07:58 > 0:08:02So that's been pretty, been pretty devo about that.
0:08:02 > 0:08:06'My best mate Hunter's moved in.' Tie me up.
0:08:06 > 0:08:10'We're managing pretty well so far, with all the domestic shit.'
0:08:10 > 0:08:11Not that fucking tight.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14'You've got to look out for your mates, I reckon, when they're doing it tough.'
0:08:14 > 0:08:16Should we put water in that?
0:08:16 > 0:08:18No, just chuck it in like that.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20'Before Kareena came along and the kids,
0:08:20 > 0:08:24'before they got together, it was just me and Blake anyway.'
0:08:24 > 0:08:29So, you know, if she doesn't come back it won't be such a bad thing after all, you know?
0:08:29 > 0:08:31Well, yeah, it would.
0:08:31 > 0:08:34It would for me, cos I want them to come back,
0:08:34 > 0:08:37- I don't want to live with you. - No, definitely be bad.
0:08:37 > 0:08:42I like you mate, but as a preference I'd have Kareena and the kids over you.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45- Yeah.- But I appreciate what you're doing for me, you know what I mean?
0:08:45 > 0:08:47Yeah.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51He's got the smallest dick in the world.
0:08:51 > 0:08:54What are you fucksacks laughing about?
0:08:54 > 0:08:58Just naked photos of you when you're younger. You look like a fag.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01Yeah, we know! Fucking old joke, you get them out all the fucking time.
0:09:01 > 0:09:05- I'm sick of these shots being dragged out.- Look how small his dick is.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08I'm taking them, I'm confiscating these photos.
0:09:08 > 0:09:12Mum, why are there so many naked photos of me as a kid?
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Were you and Dad paedophiles are something?
0:09:14 > 0:09:18- Daniel, you were just so cute back then.- Tell that to the judge.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21I've confiscated the incriminating shots.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23Daniel, don't you wreck my albums.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Mum.
0:09:32 > 0:09:36Ah, look at you, handsome! Come here.
0:09:36 > 0:09:41- You look gorgeous.- Is that his deaf school uniform?- Yeah, cool, eh?
0:09:41 > 0:09:43What the fuck are you wearing?
0:09:43 > 0:09:45Oh, my God!
0:09:45 > 0:09:48Nice uniform, Sergeant Simms.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50I thought it was deaf school, not homosexual school.
0:09:50 > 0:09:54- Fuck off!- Daniel?!
0:09:54 > 0:09:58- I'm joking.- Well done! He's already feeling bad enough as it is
0:09:58 > 0:10:02without you starting on him about deaf school and his uniform.
0:10:02 > 0:10:06- He looks like a poof. - That's all he needs. - Well, look at his uniform. Fuck!
0:10:08 > 0:10:10Tim!
0:10:10 > 0:10:13Tim! Run your lines, please. Come in, crouch down behind the stair, please.
0:10:13 > 0:10:16Tell your man to do that. MAN TRANSLATES
0:10:16 > 0:10:18Crouch down please, Tim.
0:10:18 > 0:10:21- Here we go. Ready!- Action!
0:10:21 > 0:10:24Up he go, over the ramp. Tim, you jump up!
0:10:24 > 0:10:27Up on the stairs and you say "Ushi Gay!"
0:10:27 > 0:10:32- Ushi Gay.- For the gay inside all of us.- No way!
0:10:32 > 0:10:38- What the hell? - Now, Tim, the product's coming.
0:10:38 > 0:10:42Now, when you say your line, you hold this up to the front, OK?
0:10:42 > 0:10:47- No! I'm not doing this. - Make sure the Ushi Gay is held out to the front of the camera. OK?
0:10:47 > 0:10:49Why's it called Ushi Gay? You told me it was just called Ushi.
0:10:49 > 0:10:52Because you're gay, Tim. It's in that contract, OK?
0:10:52 > 0:10:54Why didn't you tell me? You never tell me anything.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57- Tim, it's in the contract. - I'm not doing this.
0:10:57 > 0:11:00It's a limited edition can especially for you, OK?
0:11:00 > 0:11:02- Do what you're told, OK? - I'm not doing it.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05We do it again, come on, Tim. Do it, don't embarrass me.
0:11:05 > 0:11:08OK, sorry about this. We do it one more time.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10OK, when you're ready, Tim.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12- I'm not doing this.- Tim.
0:11:12 > 0:11:15Tim? Timothy!
0:11:15 > 0:11:17Get back here. You are in so much trouble!
0:11:17 > 0:11:21- All these people are here for you. - You lied to me about the whole gay thing.
0:11:21 > 0:11:25- I've told you to back off on it, I'm tired of it.- It's work, OK?
0:11:25 > 0:11:27That's all it is, it's work.
0:11:27 > 0:11:30You don't have to deny being gay, all right?
0:11:30 > 0:11:32- I'm not gay!- I know you...
0:11:32 > 0:11:34I've never been gay and I'm not going to be gay.
0:11:34 > 0:11:38This whole thing was your idea. I told you to lay off it.
0:11:38 > 0:11:41Do you know how many kids would want their very own Ushi can, OK?
0:11:41 > 0:11:45You got your very own flavour. Now don't make me smack you in front of everyone, cos I will.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48You're insane. You're freaking insane.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50You want to get smacked? OK.
0:11:50 > 0:11:53You're getting smacked tonight.
0:11:53 > 0:11:54Stupid little shit.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01KNOCKING 'Hunter's been trying to cheer me up because
0:12:01 > 0:12:05'I've been a bit sad and a bit upset about Kareena not being here and that.'
0:12:05 > 0:12:11- CHEERING - 'I thought some fun and games with the boys, it'd be good for Blake.
0:12:11 > 0:12:15'Take his mind off stuff. Stop him waiting for the phone to ring.'
0:12:15 > 0:12:20- THEY CHANT - 'We just want to look after Blake.'
0:12:20 > 0:12:21He's been really good to us.
0:12:21 > 0:12:27So if we can do anything to ease his pain, you know, like, we will.
0:12:28 > 0:12:30'I did mention to the guys that when they do come over,
0:12:30 > 0:12:35'just don't mention Kareena and the kids and stuff cos he's really sensitive about it.'
0:12:35 > 0:12:39Shut up, shut up, guys. My phone, it could be Kareena.
0:12:39 > 0:12:41Oh, hilarious.
0:12:42 > 0:12:46'The boys really know how to have fun, it keeps your mind off things.'
0:12:46 > 0:12:48- Farts on fire? - I'd be up for lighting farts.
0:12:48 > 0:12:53'You can express your feelings with your mates and you can sort of be yourself.'
0:12:53 > 0:12:57Good shot. What is it? 10! 10.
0:12:57 > 0:13:00'We all sort of have a go at each other and take the piss out of each other
0:13:00 > 0:13:04'and we're into the same shit and that, so...you know,
0:13:04 > 0:13:06'you can't really go wrong hanging out with those blokes.
0:13:06 > 0:13:09'And it sort of, you know, it takes your mind off your worries.'
0:13:09 > 0:13:13Hey. There's this thing you can do when you start crying, it's called the blink method.
0:13:13 > 0:13:18You just blink 50 times when you feel sad and you want to cry,
0:13:18 > 0:13:22just start blinking. By the time you've finished doing that you're not going to cry.
0:13:22 > 0:13:25You're an idiot, man. You're an idiot.
0:13:25 > 0:13:26OK, fart comp! Who's in?
0:13:28 > 0:13:33He knows his way around though, so...like, he'd know where he was.
0:13:33 > 0:13:35- Any luck?- Nah.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37Did the whole of Edgar's road, right up to Cherry Swamp.
0:13:37 > 0:13:40- No sign of him up there. - Well, Nathan's gone missing.
0:13:40 > 0:13:45He got really pissed off about me bagging him about his school uniform,
0:13:45 > 0:13:46so he's just shot through.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48- Daniel, have you got any ideas?- Nah.
0:13:50 > 0:13:52There's no clues in his note either.
0:13:52 > 0:13:56"I don't want to go to fuckin' deaf school. Daniel hurt my feelings.
0:13:56 > 0:13:59"I'm running away forever, so fuck off. Nathan."
0:13:59 > 0:14:02Nath doesn't normally do shit like this, so, yeah.
0:14:02 > 0:14:06We're all getting a bit worried because he's been gone for a while now.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10- So what do you reckon? Reckon he's been here?- I don't know...
0:14:10 > 0:14:13you're the one who said he'd be down the Dam, probably.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15What do you mean? You said you could fucking read tracks and shit.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17- Yeah... - What are the tracks telling you?
0:14:17 > 0:14:18My best mate, Black Daniel, he's an aborigine
0:14:18 > 0:14:20and they're really good at tracking.
0:14:20 > 0:14:22He's wearing his Nikes, right?
0:14:22 > 0:14:25- Yeah, I suppose.- Well he's heading off in this direction.
0:14:25 > 0:14:31- What, you can read that shit?- Yep. Skill, mate.
0:14:31 > 0:14:35- Nathan!- Nathan!
0:14:35 > 0:14:39- Reckon that's Nathan? - That's Nathan for sure, man.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41- So that's a good clue, because we know he's gone this way.- Yeah.
0:14:41 > 0:14:46- For sure. What's that? - What is it?
0:14:46 > 0:14:49- Ah, nothing.- What did you think it was?
0:14:49 > 0:14:53Ah, just thought it was some marsupial tracks or something, man.
0:14:53 > 0:14:56- Nathan!- Ah, fuck!
0:14:56 > 0:14:58- What?- No way!
0:14:58 > 0:15:01- What?- Those are his shoes, right?
0:15:01 > 0:15:05- Yeah.- Well they're going in, man, but they ain't coming out.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07Oh, fuck. So you reckon he might be out there?
0:15:07 > 0:15:11- Yeah, man, looks like we're going to have to dredge it.- Ah, fuck.
0:15:11 > 0:15:19- That's definitely his shoes. - Yep, that's him for sure.- Shit, man, fuck. If he's out there. Fuck.
0:15:19 > 0:15:24Mmm, that looks good. Tim, I need you to come over here, please.
0:15:25 > 0:15:28We need to go through these stills from the photo shoot.
0:15:28 > 0:15:32'Tim finally agreed to do the commercial.
0:15:32 > 0:15:35'I just told the director that he had diarrhoea,
0:15:35 > 0:15:37'and that is why he had to run away.'
0:15:37 > 0:15:38I like this one.
0:15:38 > 0:15:43Erm...this one's good because your butt's facing the camera.
0:15:43 > 0:15:48'Tim is a little funny with me sometimes, like he doesn't trust me.'
0:15:48 > 0:15:51But deep down, Tim knows I know what's best for him.
0:15:51 > 0:15:55Could I get you to take all of those to the incinerator, please?
0:15:55 > 0:15:58Tim?
0:15:58 > 0:16:02Paying attention, please. You have to help me do this shit.
0:16:02 > 0:16:05- What is this?- That is just crap.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08This letter's addressed to me! Why didn't you give this to me?
0:16:10 > 0:16:12This is all addressed to me.
0:16:15 > 0:16:20- Why haven't I been getting these? - Why would I give those to you, Tim?
0:16:20 > 0:16:22It's just idiotic fan mail from stupid fans.
0:16:22 > 0:16:26Fans are taking the time to write to me, and thanks to you, I'm ignoring them.
0:16:26 > 0:16:27Tim, you are very famous,
0:16:27 > 0:16:30I have been getting a lot of this mail for years,
0:16:30 > 0:16:33and I've been incinerating it as long as I can remember.
0:16:33 > 0:16:35They're my fans!
0:16:35 > 0:16:39Tim, you read that shit? They're all psychos. "Tim, come to my party.
0:16:39 > 0:16:44"Tim, ah, you hot. Tim, marry me." You don't need an ego boost.
0:16:44 > 0:16:47You're up yourself enough as it is.
0:16:48 > 0:16:51You're not going to help me, you're going now, are you?
0:16:51 > 0:16:56I have to do it on my own? For fuck's sake.
0:16:56 > 0:17:01Why don't you go beat yourself up, Tim, you love yourself enough!
0:17:01 > 0:17:04Cho, take that downstairs.
0:17:04 > 0:17:08- You know I've over 500,000 fans on my website?- Yes.
0:17:08 > 0:17:12- Do you want to know what I told them all this morning?- What?
0:17:12 > 0:17:14That I have a girlfriend and I'm not gay.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16You are gay, Tim.
0:17:16 > 0:17:21Her name is Maya, and we've been going out for a couple of months.
0:17:21 > 0:17:25- Who the fuck is that?- This is my girlfriend and I'm not gay.
0:17:25 > 0:17:28- Get that offline!- There's been thousands of views already, I'm not taking it off.
0:17:28 > 0:17:32- Shut your fucking mouth!- Everyone's been congratulating me, Mom.
0:17:32 > 0:17:36- Get that shit offline, Tim. You are gay.- I'm not gay!- You are! - You know it!
0:17:36 > 0:17:39You want to ruin your whole career? Get that shit offline!
0:17:43 > 0:17:46You are in big trouble if this true, Tim.
0:17:48 > 0:17:53Don't worry, mate. She'll come back, she's just really, really pissed off. That's all.
0:17:53 > 0:17:56Yeah, but what can I do to make sure I actually get her back?
0:17:56 > 0:18:00Like, what can I do to actually guarantee I get her back?
0:18:00 > 0:18:03This is what I'm thinking. I'm thinking a couple of things.
0:18:03 > 0:18:07One, go back to surfing. Do the Billabong Legends of Surfing tour.
0:18:07 > 0:18:10Like, I'm shit scared, but I know she's into it.
0:18:10 > 0:18:13- Mm-hm.- She'd love it if I did that.
0:18:13 > 0:18:18Two, get the artificial balls. Have the operation.
0:18:18 > 0:18:22She don't care about that, mate. Chicks aren't even into balls.
0:18:22 > 0:18:23Yeah, she says she doesn't care,
0:18:23 > 0:18:26but who's going to want a husband without balls?
0:18:26 > 0:18:28Seriously? Who would?
0:18:30 > 0:18:33She's bullshitting if she says she's not into it.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35You can get rid of us boys, the Mucka boys.
0:18:35 > 0:18:38As if I'm getting rid of you, no fuckin' way.
0:18:38 > 0:18:42- It's a lifelong membership to you guys.- I'm with you, mate. Mucka Boys forever.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47What else could you do?
0:18:48 > 0:18:51- Could dress better, I suppose. - You dress all right.
0:18:51 > 0:18:54Nah, Kareena reckons I dress like a teenager.
0:18:54 > 0:18:58Could go a bit more metrosexual, a bit more like Jesse's style.
0:18:58 > 0:19:02Get a few more, like, V-neck tees and that.
0:19:02 > 0:19:05And sort of, you know, those Velcro loafers that he's got.
0:19:05 > 0:19:11- Yeah, might suit you. - Become a bit more fashion-conscious, a bit more fashion-forward.
0:19:11 > 0:19:13I could see you in that shit.
0:19:13 > 0:19:16Just want to get more like, romantic and that, too.
0:19:16 > 0:19:20Like, do romantic shit around the house. Like, get into R&B and that.
0:19:20 > 0:19:23Music, you know? That's the shit that she's into.
0:19:23 > 0:19:26Maybe get some flowers and shit around the house, you know?
0:19:26 > 0:19:30Like, get potpourri, make it smell nice, air fresheners, all that shit.
0:19:30 > 0:19:35- Whatever works for you, mate, really. - Whatever it takes to get her back, I'll do it.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39New set of balls, they'd be good, eh?
0:19:42 > 0:19:44Nathan.
0:19:44 > 0:19:47What are you doing in here, you duffer?
0:19:47 > 0:19:50Come on, hop out.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52'The good news is we found Nathan.
0:19:52 > 0:19:56'I heard his voice coming from the cupboard and he'd been praying.
0:19:56 > 0:19:58'He does pray every now and again.'
0:19:58 > 0:20:03But he'd been praying that he didn't have to go to deaf school.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05Daniel and Black Daniel have been looking for you everywhere.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07They've been really worried.
0:20:07 > 0:20:11'He really doesn't want to go. I think he's just going along with it for our sake.'
0:20:11 > 0:20:15You're going to rumple your uniform, getting up in there.
0:20:15 > 0:20:16Yeah, Sergeant!
0:20:16 > 0:20:19- Buck off!- Shut up!
0:20:20 > 0:20:22Yeah, if it wasn't for me we wouldn't be here, but.
0:20:22 > 0:20:25You got to stop blaming yourself, man.
0:20:25 > 0:20:27Yeah, it is my fault, but.
0:20:27 > 0:20:29I was teasing him and he hates getting teased.
0:20:29 > 0:20:31It's not your fault, man.
0:20:31 > 0:20:35Nathan's a really weird kid, bro, you couldn't help that shit.
0:20:39 > 0:20:41Oh, fuck! Fucking hell!
0:20:41 > 0:20:43What?
0:20:47 > 0:20:49Oh, fuck. I thought it was his head.
0:20:52 > 0:20:54- Keep looking.- All right.
0:20:54 > 0:20:56Stupid slut.
0:20:56 > 0:20:59Look at this bitch!
0:20:59 > 0:21:00She not even good rooking!
0:21:00 > 0:21:05Dumb slut. Keep your hands off my son.
0:21:05 > 0:21:08'Well, the phone has been ringing off the hook.
0:21:08 > 0:21:10'Everyone wants to know if Tim is not really gay.'
0:21:10 > 0:21:16I've told them all that it's a practical joke, that Tim put it onrine as a joke.
0:21:16 > 0:21:19Not many people berieved that.
0:21:19 > 0:21:22This thing is getting too big for me to handle.
0:21:22 > 0:21:24I'm going to call Tim again. 'Tim has escaped.
0:21:24 > 0:21:27'He's turned his phone off the hook.
0:21:27 > 0:21:29'I think he's probably with that slut right now.
0:21:29 > 0:21:32'Probably got his dick in her as we speak.'
0:21:32 > 0:21:33Hi, Tim. It's your mum.
0:21:33 > 0:21:36Hope you're having fun with your slut.
0:21:36 > 0:21:38Why don't you stop thinking with your dick for once
0:21:38 > 0:21:42and start thinking about the people in your famiry that you're hurting?
0:21:42 > 0:21:45Like your mother! Call me back, dickhead.
0:21:47 > 0:21:51Fuck! I don't know how he could do this to his own mother.
0:21:51 > 0:21:54He really fucked me up, big time.
0:21:56 > 0:21:58Jenny Okazaki?
0:22:00 > 0:22:02Ah, yes. Yes, I know.
0:22:04 > 0:22:08Ah, yes. No, I heard it was a practical joke.
0:22:08 > 0:22:13'I'm going to write a press release to say that Tim isn't really straight.'
0:22:13 > 0:22:18And Bruce and I suggest that I do a Youtube plea to the fans to explain the situation.
0:22:18 > 0:22:20Oshi Cola are shitting themselves.
0:22:20 > 0:22:24They're going to cancel the fucking campaign if this shit gets any bigger.
0:22:24 > 0:22:26We've got a lot of heat coming in.
0:22:26 > 0:22:29A lot of people are very mad that Tim has lied to them.
0:22:29 > 0:22:33I'm still pissed off at that little shit for ruining everything.
0:22:33 > 0:22:35Stupid fucking...
0:22:35 > 0:22:38'I need to get on top of this thing.
0:22:38 > 0:22:41'If this thing gets out, it could ruin everything.'
0:22:42 > 0:22:45Don't do that, it's just business!
0:22:45 > 0:22:48Don't hurt yourself! Come on! Jen, please!
0:22:53 > 0:22:55- Wakka wakka wakka!- Oi, oi, oi!
0:22:55 > 0:23:00Well, we heard from the hospital that Paco is going to be OK, he's off the critical list.
0:23:00 > 0:23:03So that's really good.
0:23:03 > 0:23:05That will lessen, Blake's sentence.
0:23:05 > 0:23:09- If he does end up going in. - Yeah, we've just heard.
0:23:09 > 0:23:12They reckon he'll recover.
0:23:12 > 0:23:15But they still might think I tried to kill him with Ashley.
0:23:15 > 0:23:19He's on the phone to Kareena at the moment.
0:23:19 > 0:23:23He's pretty confident she'll come back.
0:23:23 > 0:23:26I'm not so confident. She's really pissed off.
0:23:26 > 0:23:29Listen, babe, I think I might go back to surfing.
0:23:29 > 0:23:34Yeah, and I think I might get the artificial balls operation.
0:23:34 > 0:23:36For you.
0:23:36 > 0:23:40No, babe. Babe, listen. I'm just...
0:23:41 > 0:23:44Kareena, please? I'm just...
0:23:44 > 0:23:48I mean, he's going to have his own kid. Well, it's not even his kid.
0:23:48 > 0:23:53The sperm is not even Blake's. So there's no connection there.
0:23:53 > 0:23:58I said I'm sorry about 10 times, babe. I can't help what happened.
0:23:58 > 0:24:03I don't know if it would be such a great loss if she...
0:24:03 > 0:24:05I mean, it would be a great loss if she left.
0:24:05 > 0:24:07We'll just have to see how it goes, I guess.
0:24:09 > 0:24:12Can I get you something? Beer? Chips?
0:24:12 > 0:24:14No, I'm alright, mate, cheers.
0:24:16 > 0:24:18Cool, no worries?
0:24:18 > 0:24:20Yeah.
0:24:40 > 0:24:41No luck.
0:24:41 > 0:24:43We couldn't find him.
0:24:43 > 0:24:45He's in his room, guys. Didn't you get my text?
0:24:45 > 0:24:47What? He's here?! Fuck!
0:24:48 > 0:24:49Nathan!
0:24:49 > 0:24:54Fuck me! I can't believe you're alive, dude!
0:24:54 > 0:24:57Fuck, mate, it's so good to see you! Where were you, man?
0:24:57 > 0:25:01- We thought we'd lost you, man. - I'm so glad you're here.
0:25:01 > 0:25:06I'm sorry for what I said about your uniform. The uniform was cool, man.
0:25:06 > 0:25:11- I'm so sorry.- Before you get too gay about it all, you might want to check out Nathan's Myspace.
0:25:11 > 0:25:16- Why?- He uploaded this album. It's called Naked Photos Of My Brother.
0:25:17 > 0:25:20Shit, I don't believe that, man!
0:25:20 > 0:25:23Take it off! Delete it!
0:25:23 > 0:25:26Oh my God, look how small his cock is!
0:25:29 > 0:25:31You fucking little faggot, delete it! Take it off there!
0:25:31 > 0:25:35Fucking delete it right now! Delete that fucking shit!
0:25:37 > 0:25:38Fucking arsehole!
0:25:46 > 0:25:49I'm getting my shit on for my album.
0:25:49 > 0:25:53When you're talking image, you're talking clothes.
0:25:53 > 0:25:57Tight at the bottom and loose at the top, just rock it with the one.
0:25:57 > 0:26:01You give me directions. That's the album cover!
0:26:01 > 0:26:05Yeah, I wanna kill you, nigger! That helicopter was the paparazzi.
0:26:05 > 0:26:08- Slap my fat gut.- Anyone who believes that shit is a mother ass fucker.
0:26:08 > 0:26:10It's been a pretty sad day today.
0:26:10 > 0:26:13- Oh, no!- Kerry-Ann, she was the one.
0:26:13 > 0:26:15The boys think Taylor was involved.
0:26:15 > 0:26:18I reckon you fucked 'em pretty good, didn't ya?
0:26:18 > 0:26:21Poor Taylor has got himself two days of isolation.
0:26:21 > 0:26:25Did you want anything from the wine cellar? I'll just go down and get it.
0:26:25 > 0:26:28Today is the day for mum and Steve's wedding. We have to wear suits. Mum!
0:26:28 > 0:26:31This suit is too small! It's dividing my balls.
0:26:31 > 0:26:34Could I ask our best man, Nathan, to pass us the ring.
0:26:34 > 0:26:36Welcome to the family, Steve.
0:26:36 > 0:26:39Me and my mates did the wedding entertainment.
0:26:39 > 0:26:42# My man Steve. My man Steve
0:26:43 > 0:26:46# Yeah, yeah. #
0:26:46 > 0:26:49- That's for getting me in trouble, dickhead.- That is going to be so big.
0:26:49 > 0:26:51Bigger than when Jesus got borned.