0:00:02 > 0:00:05Broadcasting from the world-famous BBC Television Centre,
0:00:05 > 0:00:09with your hosts Tim Brooke-Taylor and Sparky The Dog.
0:00:09 > 0:00:13Bringing you the news as you've never seen it before.
0:00:15 > 0:00:18This is Animal Antics.
0:00:18 > 0:00:20CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:21 > 0:00:22You're watching Animal Antics,
0:00:22 > 0:00:26the show that brings you all the latest news from the animal kingdom.
0:00:26 > 0:00:29I'm Tim Brooke-Taylor and here to offer his expert
0:00:29 > 0:00:32animal opinion is my dog, Sparky.
0:00:32 > 0:00:34- Good evening.- Here are the headlines.
0:00:34 > 0:00:38Free-running squirrel forgets to put in his contact lenses.
0:00:42 > 0:00:44Cat fluffs audition for Downton Abbey.
0:00:52 > 0:00:55Chameleon accidentally receives naked picture of his granny.
0:00:55 > 0:00:59IT SHRIEKS
0:00:59 > 0:01:01LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:01:06 > 0:01:09But first, our main story tonight.
0:01:09 > 0:01:13Gangs of animals continued to wreak havoc across the country last night.
0:01:13 > 0:01:16More than 50 animals have been arrested.
0:01:16 > 0:01:19Our cameras captured some of the worst scenes.
0:01:19 > 0:01:23In Aylesbury, this boy was viciously attacked in his own home.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27Disgraceful!
0:01:32 > 0:01:36In Luton, teenage gangs carried out a spate of burglaries.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41This hoodlum was caught on camera
0:01:41 > 0:01:43trying to steal an old lady's handbag.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52He then turned his thieving attention to a carrier bag
0:01:52 > 0:01:54full of boiled sweets.
0:01:56 > 0:02:00The cowardly cat burglar was about to raid the drinks cabinet when
0:02:00 > 0:02:02the neighbours alerted the police
0:02:02 > 0:02:04and he was forced to flee empty-pawed.
0:02:09 > 0:02:13This thieving bear was caught stealing from a house in Ormskirk.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15CAT MIAOWS
0:02:15 > 0:02:17BEAR GROWLS
0:02:17 > 0:02:20The owner of the property confronted the robber,
0:02:20 > 0:02:24but was powerless to stop him legging it with a bag full of loot.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26BEAR GROWLS
0:02:26 > 0:02:29Many people have taken to the internet to
0:02:29 > 0:02:32record their experiences of the crimewave.
0:02:32 > 0:02:36Well, someone in the house keeps stealing my food.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38I don't know which of the roommates it is,
0:02:38 > 0:02:42but every time I turned around, there's food missing.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45I am really getting sick of it. I pay a lot for these groceries.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54And it wasn't just urban centres that were affected,
0:02:54 > 0:02:57as the crimewave spread to rural areas.
0:03:07 > 0:03:10And look what happened to this couple whilst trying to enjoy
0:03:10 > 0:03:12a relaxing Sunday morning drive.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14- AUDIENCE:- Ohh!
0:03:19 > 0:03:21The thug then fled the scene.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29And if you thought that was bad...
0:03:29 > 0:03:31HE SCREAMS
0:03:32 > 0:03:34Let's just see that again.
0:03:34 > 0:03:37Absolutely disgraceful scenes.
0:03:37 > 0:03:40Sparky, give us the benefit of your expert opinion.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43Well, Tim, that kind of behaviour is simply unacceptable
0:03:43 > 0:03:46and may I just point out that you didn't see any dogs in there?
0:03:46 > 0:03:49You'd not catch man's best friend committing crimes of that nature.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51I'm going to have to stop you there.
0:03:51 > 0:03:55This footage was taken in the market town of Bicester.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58Yeah, that's Simon Collie, that is. Not doing anything wrong.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01Probably just looking for his bone. All right, yeah, he's taken a wallet
0:04:01 > 0:04:04but it's not like he's stolen any money from it.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07Ah, yes! That's hard to defend.
0:04:07 > 0:04:11To combat this crime spree, police are urging animals up
0:04:11 > 0:04:15and down the country to set up Neighbourhood Watch groups.
0:04:15 > 0:04:16This kitten in Chelmsford
0:04:16 > 0:04:19is on a round-the-clock look out for criminals.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23As is this nosy parker in Harrogate.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27Thanks to the neighbourhood watch scheme,
0:04:27 > 0:04:30crime is down 74% in Great Yarmouth
0:04:30 > 0:04:34and Sydenham has never been safer, thanks to this sort of vigilance.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39And Alexander the meerkat here has taken a break
0:04:39 > 0:04:43from selling cheap car insurance to keep an eye on his neighbourhood.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46Here he is, doing his best impression of a guard dog.
0:04:46 > 0:04:50MEERKAT BARKS
0:04:50 > 0:04:53In better news, police believe they have identified the crime-lord
0:04:53 > 0:04:57behind this spate of lawlessness and have released this footage.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03His owners call him Twinkle, but on the street,
0:05:03 > 0:05:05he is known as The Claw.
0:05:05 > 0:05:09He's been connected to numerous crimes including cat food smuggling,
0:05:09 > 0:05:12curtain shredding and bird torture.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14Members of the public are warned
0:05:14 > 0:05:16not to approach him,
0:05:16 > 0:05:19because he may give you worms.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21- However, police are fighting back. - Go, go, go.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24They've launched a series of raids across the country.
0:05:24 > 0:05:27- AS POLICEMAN:- Freeze. Put your hands up. You're nicked.
0:05:27 > 0:05:31You've got guilt written all over your face.
0:05:31 > 0:05:35You with the big eyes! Get out the bush.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38Somebody's looking a bit sheepish.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40IT BLEATS
0:05:39 > 0:05:40Don't say a word.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42Lock 'em up and throw away the key.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44Some pretty strong views there, Sparky.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46Well, I didn't have it easy, I made mistakes.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49I was in and out of Battersea, but I got myself a job and paid my way
0:05:49 > 0:05:50through journalism school.
0:05:50 > 0:05:54- Coming up, we have some...- I know I was very lucky to end up with
0:05:54 > 0:05:55an owner like you, Tim.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57You've given me stability and above all else,
0:05:57 > 0:05:59you've always let me express myself.
0:05:59 > 0:06:02Right, you're going to have to shut up now, Sparky,
0:06:02 > 0:06:03because we've got some breaking news.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07We're going over to Basingstoke where
0:06:07 > 0:06:10I'm hearing reports of a trapped animal.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12We should be getting live pictures any time now.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15DOG WHIMPERS
0:06:15 > 0:06:18Apparently, he's been down there for some time. Rescue teams are on
0:06:18 > 0:06:21the scene, but they're not quite sure how to get him out.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24I don't know if he can hear me down there, but I am going to try
0:06:24 > 0:06:25and ask him some questions.
0:06:25 > 0:06:29Roger, how are you feeling right now?
0:06:29 > 0:06:30HE YELPS
0:06:30 > 0:06:33- You talk to him, Sparky. - Don't you worry, Rog.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35We've all been there, we've all made that mistake.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37You're a bit thirsty, you go for a drink,
0:06:37 > 0:06:40next thing you know you are wedged in the U-bend.
0:06:40 > 0:06:43What I want to know, Tim, is where were the owners?
0:06:43 > 0:06:46We'll bring you more on that story as it develops,
0:06:46 > 0:06:47along with all of this.
0:06:47 > 0:06:53Coming up, we've got a round-up of all today's top stories.
0:06:54 > 0:06:58I take a closer look at bullying in the workplace.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01Please be warned, the footage I uncover is not for the fainthearted.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03CAT SCREECHES
0:07:05 > 0:07:07And we'll be bringing you a special report
0:07:07 > 0:07:09ahead of this year's animal Olympics.
0:07:14 > 0:07:18In other news, more and more dogs are choosing to walk on two legs,
0:07:18 > 0:07:21but it's not the legs you'd expect.
0:07:21 > 0:07:25Let's take a look at this new craze sweeping the dog population.
0:07:25 > 0:07:30# I just can't, I just can't I just can't control my feet
0:07:30 > 0:07:33# I just can't, I just can't I just can't control my feet
0:07:33 > 0:07:38# I just can't, I just can't I just can't control my feet
0:07:38 > 0:07:41# I just can't, I just can't I just can't control my feet
0:07:41 > 0:07:45# Sunshine Don't blame it on the moonlight
0:07:45 > 0:07:48# Don't blame it on the good times
0:07:48 > 0:07:51# Blame it on the boogie
0:07:51 > 0:07:54# Don't you blame it on the sunshine Don't blame it on the moonlight
0:07:54 > 0:07:58# Don't blame it on the good times Blame it on the boogie
0:07:58 > 0:08:04# I just can't, I just can't I just can't control my feet
0:08:04 > 0:08:07# I just can't, I just can't I just can't control my feet. #
0:08:07 > 0:08:10Let's take a look at what else is making the news today.
0:08:15 > 0:08:20Cat struggles to get anything done due to horrendous bout of hiccups.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25Increasing number of squirrels rejecting nuts
0:08:25 > 0:08:28in favour of a bacon sarnie.
0:08:32 > 0:08:36Fight breaks out over use of treadmill at hamster gym.
0:08:44 > 0:08:49Rock star pony clashes with paparazzi after boozy night out!
0:08:51 > 0:08:53- AUDIENCE:- Ooh!
0:08:57 > 0:09:00Norman the dog says he's ready for the Tour de France.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02LAUGHTER
0:09:02 > 0:09:04BICYCLE SQUEAKS
0:09:06 > 0:09:09And zebra sets a new world record for longest burp.
0:09:13 > 0:09:16LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:09:18 > 0:09:21According to figures released today, the animal kingdom has seen
0:09:21 > 0:09:25an unprecedented rise in bullying in the workplace.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28Here's Sparky with a special report.
0:09:28 > 0:09:29You've got stupid hair!
0:09:29 > 0:09:31Do you want a punch?
0:09:31 > 0:09:34Give me all your dinner money, four eyes.
0:09:34 > 0:09:38We all got bullied at school, but you don't expect it at work.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41Welcome to Sparky Investigates... bullying in the workplace.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49No-one deserves to be treated like this at work.
0:09:51 > 0:09:52CAT MIAOWS
0:09:52 > 0:09:54CRASH AND CLATTER
0:09:59 > 0:10:00Or this...
0:10:07 > 0:10:08This cat accountant
0:10:08 > 0:10:11was regularly taunted at his desk by his supervisor.
0:10:11 > 0:10:12CAT SQUEALS
0:10:15 > 0:10:18An argument over a borrowed pen led to Tony the dog
0:10:18 > 0:10:20and his tortoise boss, squaring up.
0:10:20 > 0:10:24Hey, we all accept that things can get a little heated at work,
0:10:24 > 0:10:28but what happened next was totally unacceptable.
0:10:28 > 0:10:29DOG WHIMPERS
0:10:29 > 0:10:35Let's look at it again. You just can't attack your staff like that!
0:10:37 > 0:10:39This elderly cat chambermaid, Elsie,
0:10:39 > 0:10:42was frequently humiliated by her junior co-worker.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46CAT SCREECHES
0:10:46 > 0:10:49Some horrific scenes of workplace bullying there
0:10:49 > 0:10:52and this must bring back some very bad memories for you, Tim,
0:10:52 > 0:10:55because for many years, Tim was very badly bullied by Philip Schofield.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57No, that's not...
0:10:57 > 0:10:59Don't blame yourself, Tim, it could happen to anyone.
0:10:59 > 0:11:01But what can you do
0:11:01 > 0:11:03when you find yourself on the wrong end of some workplace bullying?
0:11:03 > 0:11:06The best option is to stand up for yourself.
0:11:06 > 0:11:09This is Kevin. He's an office manager and a bully.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11DOG BARKS
0:11:11 > 0:11:14But watch what happened when one of his staff finally plucked up
0:11:14 > 0:11:15the courage to stand up to him.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19CAT SCREECHES
0:11:19 > 0:11:20DOG WHIMPERS
0:11:20 > 0:11:22Yeah, like most bullies, he turned out to be a complete
0:11:22 > 0:11:26and utter coward. What a baby!
0:11:26 > 0:11:29To combat this growing menace, the government has launched an initiative
0:11:29 > 0:11:32called Lend A Paw, which encourages animals to help other animals,
0:11:32 > 0:11:36citing these two tortoises as an example to all.
0:11:39 > 0:11:41Or this charitable duck,
0:11:41 > 0:11:45who regularly hands out food at a shelter for homeless fish.
0:11:46 > 0:11:49Even humans are getting in on the act.
0:11:49 > 0:11:52These ducks were struggling to cross the road, until a kind-hearted
0:11:52 > 0:11:54onlooker got involved and gave them a step up.
0:11:54 > 0:11:57Ducks are not the brightest, to be honest,
0:11:57 > 0:12:00so it might take them a bit of time to catch on.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02They've spotted it. Great stuff!
0:12:04 > 0:12:06Keep up you at the back!
0:12:06 > 0:12:08There's always one, isn't there?
0:12:08 > 0:12:11And what about this have-a-go hero?
0:12:11 > 0:12:13He was on his way to the post office,
0:12:13 > 0:12:16when he spotted this baby bear stuck in a tree.
0:12:16 > 0:12:19Taking matters into his own hands, he stepped in to save the day.
0:12:19 > 0:12:22I'm not sure how safe that is.
0:12:22 > 0:12:25Seriously, should he be doing that?
0:12:25 > 0:12:28I'm really not comfortable with this. Oh, good, he's down.
0:12:28 > 0:12:29Excellent stuff.
0:12:29 > 0:12:32Let's just hope the example set by these kind-hearted creatures
0:12:32 > 0:12:35will show workplace bullies the error of their ways.
0:12:35 > 0:12:38But ultimately, I think the lesson we should all take from this is,
0:12:38 > 0:12:40be nice to your colleagues, whoever they are.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42- Thanks for that, Sparky. - I haven't finished yet, Tim.
0:12:42 > 0:12:46That was Sparky Investigates... bullying in the workplace.
0:12:51 > 0:12:54We can cross live to Basingstoke to bring you more
0:12:54 > 0:12:57on our breaking news story, the pug stuck down a toilet.
0:12:57 > 0:13:01And I am hearing that the situation has deteriorated.
0:13:01 > 0:13:04Apparently the owners of the dog have returned home
0:13:04 > 0:13:07and they're both absolute bursting for the loo.
0:13:07 > 0:13:11It's the only toilet in the building, so things could get messy.
0:13:11 > 0:13:12Just go in the garden,
0:13:12 > 0:13:16that's what I do, or the cupboard under the stairs or in his slippers.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18Sparky, you don't, do you?
0:13:18 > 0:13:22No, just in the garden and I always pop it in a little bag.
0:13:22 > 0:13:26We've just got word that a rescue operation is about to be launched.
0:13:26 > 0:13:29We'll bring you more on that story throughout the show.
0:13:29 > 0:13:32Now it's time for the sports news.
0:13:40 > 0:13:43Hi, sports fans. Welcome to the sports hub.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46With the animal Olympics fast approaching, animals up and down
0:13:46 > 0:13:49the country are training harder than they've ever trained before.
0:13:49 > 0:13:52Let's look at what they've been up to.
0:13:52 > 0:13:53MUSIC: "Theme from Rocky"
0:14:39 > 0:14:42In an attempt to gain the upper hand on his rivals,
0:14:42 > 0:14:45this diver is carrying out extra training at home.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01Ahead of the Olympics, we pick out the top five stars to look out for
0:15:01 > 0:15:04- at this year's Games. - In at number five,
0:15:04 > 0:15:06Wallid the camel sprinter from Egypt.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09MUSIC: "Chariots Of Fire" by Vangelis
0:15:13 > 0:15:18In at number four, Sergei the dog volleyball champion from Ukraine.
0:15:20 > 0:15:24He really is an impressive athlete, Tim. Look at that technique.
0:15:24 > 0:15:25I could watch this all day.
0:15:35 > 0:15:36In at number three, Yoschev,
0:15:36 > 0:15:39the record-breaking gymnast from Bulgaria.
0:15:41 > 0:15:46Let's just take a moment and appreciate this guy in action, Tim.
0:15:46 > 0:15:49We really are watching an athlete at the top of his game here.
0:15:51 > 0:15:55All we need now is the dismount, but will he deliver?
0:15:59 > 0:16:03Yes! There's your answer. That's definitely worth another look, Tim.
0:16:03 > 0:16:07APPLAUSE
0:16:07 > 0:16:11In at number two, Brendan Corgi, the dog diver from Great Britain.
0:16:13 > 0:16:16He's emerged as a major medal hope after this series of perfect dives
0:16:16 > 0:16:19at the UK Champs.
0:16:26 > 0:16:29And in at the number one, Team GB's pig relay team,
0:16:29 > 0:16:32who have been looking very strong in training.
0:16:32 > 0:16:36Look at 'em go. I think we could be looking at future World Champions.
0:16:36 > 0:16:40I really do. Those pigs are in great shape.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45Unfortunately, the same cannot be said for the Americans.
0:16:45 > 0:16:49LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:16:54 > 0:16:56And that's your sport.
0:16:59 > 0:17:03Still to come, we'll delve into the life and times of
0:17:03 > 0:17:04Montgomery Douglas Persian -
0:17:04 > 0:17:09probably the most famous cat actor in the world today.
0:17:09 > 0:17:13We'll also be taking a look at the top five horror movies of all time,
0:17:13 > 0:17:14in today's Arts Review.
0:17:17 > 0:17:21And I'll be bringing you all today's weather.
0:17:26 > 0:17:31And now it's time for Life Story, where Tim takes us through the career
0:17:31 > 0:17:32of one of our most famous animals.
0:17:32 > 0:17:36Tonight, Hollywood celebrates one of the titans of animal acting.
0:17:36 > 0:17:38Montgomery Douglas Persian,
0:17:38 > 0:17:41a cat actor who has been performing on stage and screen and stage
0:17:41 > 0:17:44for over five cat decades, will tonight be handed
0:17:44 > 0:17:47a lifetime achievement award by the Cat Actors Guild.
0:17:47 > 0:17:51Join me as I take a look at Montgomery's distinguished career.
0:17:54 > 0:17:55Montgomery Douglas Persian
0:17:55 > 0:17:59began his career as a young heart throb in Hollywood,
0:17:59 > 0:18:00appearing in classics such as
0:18:00 > 0:18:04Is It A Boat, Is It A Whale, No It's A Cat!
0:18:04 > 0:18:07And Cat Castaway where he was stranded on an island
0:18:07 > 0:18:10for three years with only a basket for company.
0:18:13 > 0:18:16He was then asked to play Santa's helper in the modern classic,
0:18:16 > 0:18:18A Purr-fect Christmas.
0:18:18 > 0:18:21In what many regarded as his golden period,
0:18:21 > 0:18:23he began to choose increasingly challenging roles,
0:18:23 > 0:18:27requiring huge, physical transformations.
0:18:27 > 0:18:29He would spend hours in make-up.
0:18:29 > 0:18:31LAUGHTER
0:18:31 > 0:18:34And became the first animal actor ever to play an entirely
0:18:34 > 0:18:37different species in, The Fish...
0:18:37 > 0:18:38LAUGHTER
0:18:39 > 0:18:42..which was soon followed by the multi-award-winning,
0:18:42 > 0:18:44My Life As A Frog.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46RUBBER DUCK QUACKS
0:18:46 > 0:18:48But, as his star rose,
0:18:48 > 0:18:51so did his increasingly bizarre list of on-set demands.
0:18:51 > 0:18:54He would insist on being driven everywhere by chauffeur...
0:18:56 > 0:18:59..and having his on-set trailer painted in his favourite tartan,
0:18:59 > 0:19:03where he would retire in between takes to spend time
0:19:03 > 0:19:05with his loyal masseuse, Wendy.
0:19:05 > 0:19:11Unfortunately, as his demands increased, so did his appetite.
0:19:11 > 0:19:14As he piled on the pounds, the job offers started to dry up.
0:19:14 > 0:19:18Retreating to his enormous mansion in the Hollywood Hills,
0:19:18 > 0:19:20he became something of a recluse.
0:19:20 > 0:19:21LAUGHTER
0:19:23 > 0:19:26He would spend his days floating around in his pool.
0:19:26 > 0:19:27LAUGHTER
0:19:29 > 0:19:31Watching reruns of his old movies.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33LAUGHTER
0:19:35 > 0:19:37Or, just staring into space,
0:19:37 > 0:19:40thinking about all the mistakes he had made.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43He increasingly alienated himself from friends and family,
0:19:43 > 0:19:47by accusing them of being scroungers.
0:19:47 > 0:19:50At his 40th birthday party, nobody showed up.
0:19:50 > 0:19:51PARTY BLOWER
0:19:53 > 0:19:56His behaviour became more and more erratic.
0:19:56 > 0:19:59His lowest ebb came when having binged on cheeseburgers for two weeks,
0:19:59 > 0:20:03his maid found him in the grounds of his house unable to move.
0:20:03 > 0:20:06LAUGHTER
0:20:06 > 0:20:10From this moment, Montgomery knew things had to change.
0:20:10 > 0:20:13He got back on the road to fitness and with the help of a team
0:20:13 > 0:20:17of fitness experts, he managed to shed over 40lbs.
0:20:20 > 0:20:24It was then he was offered the comeback role of a lifetime.
0:20:25 > 0:20:28Playing the part of Dougie,
0:20:28 > 0:20:32a cat in a wheelchair in the inspirational drama, My Left Paw.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38The part won him a cat Oscar,
0:20:38 > 0:20:41and cemented his place in the annals of film.
0:20:41 > 0:20:43Now he lives happily in semi-retirement,
0:20:43 > 0:20:48picking and choosing his roles from his home in the Hollywood Hills.
0:20:49 > 0:20:54Montgomery Douglas Persian, a big, big cat with a big, big talent.
0:20:54 > 0:20:55That was lovely, Tim.
0:20:55 > 0:20:59I'm just amazed it's taken them this long to honour him.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01He really is one of the greats.
0:21:01 > 0:21:04Why on earth did he do Celebrity Big Brother?
0:21:04 > 0:21:06Got no idea, Tim.
0:21:08 > 0:21:12Bringing you all the news from the animal kingdom.
0:21:12 > 0:21:15This is Animal Antics.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21Time now for the Animal Arts Review.
0:21:21 > 0:21:25Where Sparky and I take a look at the cultural highlights of the week.
0:21:25 > 0:21:28But film news first, and following the Box Office success
0:21:28 > 0:21:32of cat horror film, I Know What You Did In The Kitty Tray,
0:21:32 > 0:21:36we take a look at the top five grossing animal horror movies of all time.
0:21:37 > 0:21:42In at number five, hugely successful dog slasher classic, Psycho Mutt.
0:21:43 > 0:21:45GROWLING
0:21:47 > 0:21:48GROWLING AND BARKING
0:21:51 > 0:21:53GROWLING
0:21:53 > 0:21:56In at number four, the timeless classic, Dogzilla.
0:21:56 > 0:21:58GROWLING
0:21:58 > 0:22:01John Poodle, putting in an extraordinary central performance.
0:22:01 > 0:22:02GROWLING
0:22:04 > 0:22:06SNARLING
0:22:08 > 0:22:11In at number three, the psychological horror,
0:22:11 > 0:22:12Single White Feline
0:22:14 > 0:22:17The whole, terrifying film, famously shot in one take.
0:22:21 > 0:22:23DRAMATIC MUSIC
0:22:33 > 0:22:35SCREAMING
0:22:42 > 0:22:46In at number two, supernatural chiller, Scary Doggie 3.
0:22:48 > 0:22:51Just when you thought the franchise was over,
0:22:51 > 0:22:53it came back better than ever with this bone-chilling tale
0:22:53 > 0:22:55of dog hell-bent on revenge.
0:23:02 > 0:23:05DRAMATIC MUSIC
0:23:05 > 0:23:08And at number one, without doubt, the scariest movie of all time,
0:23:08 > 0:23:11the grotesque masterpiece, Hell Cat.
0:23:16 > 0:23:17SCREAMING
0:23:21 > 0:23:22DRAMATIC MUSIC
0:23:25 > 0:23:29I can't look at it, I still can't look at it. Absolutely terrifying.
0:23:29 > 0:23:33It took her six hours in the make-up chair to achieve that look.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35Of course, in real life she's really rather beautiful.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37For a cat!
0:23:37 > 0:23:40Join us next week when we'll be asking,
0:23:40 > 0:23:43why do squirrels make such good playwrights?
0:23:43 > 0:23:44LAUGHTER
0:23:45 > 0:23:48APPLAUSE
0:23:56 > 0:23:58Back to our breaking news story.
0:23:58 > 0:24:01Roger the pug is still wedged in the toilet bowl.
0:24:02 > 0:24:05Now, it doesn't look like much has happened,
0:24:05 > 0:24:09but we're getting lots of tweets and messages of support for Roger.
0:24:09 > 0:24:11Here's one of your many e-mails:
0:24:11 > 0:24:12"We are all praying for you, Rog."
0:24:12 > 0:24:14That's from a great Dane in York.
0:24:14 > 0:24:16And, "I really feel for Roger.
0:24:16 > 0:24:18"I once got stuck in a jam jar."
0:24:18 > 0:24:21That's from a wasp in High Wycombe.
0:24:21 > 0:24:24And we've just heard that the Prime Minister has released a statement.
0:24:24 > 0:24:28Remember, it's not the size of the dog in the fight,
0:24:28 > 0:24:30it's the size of the fight in the dog.
0:24:30 > 0:24:32APPLAUSE
0:24:34 > 0:24:37Wise words there from the Prime Minister.
0:24:37 > 0:24:40We'll keep you updated as the story progresses.
0:24:40 > 0:24:43Our thoughts are with Roger and his family.
0:24:48 > 0:24:51And now, the weather with Sparky.
0:24:51 > 0:24:53Thanks, Tim.
0:24:53 > 0:24:56It's going to be too hot to be in a car all over the South West.
0:24:56 > 0:24:58So if you do find yourself on a long car journey,
0:24:58 > 0:25:01you'll probably want to get a bit of this action going on.
0:25:01 > 0:25:04Here we go...
0:25:04 > 0:25:05it's coming...
0:25:05 > 0:25:07Yes! There it is.
0:25:07 > 0:25:09Jowl it up real good.
0:25:09 > 0:25:12Let's take a look at that again.
0:25:12 > 0:25:16Oh, yes! That is classic jowl action.
0:25:16 > 0:25:19But, if you are lucky enough to see some sunshine,
0:25:19 > 0:25:21always remember to wear sunscreen.
0:25:27 > 0:25:29It's going to be very windy over in North Wales,
0:25:29 > 0:25:33so some of you smaller folk might want to take extra care.
0:25:33 > 0:25:36# I want to fly away
0:25:36 > 0:25:39# Yeah, yeah, yeah... #
0:25:40 > 0:25:42Yep, it's pretty blustery out there!
0:25:42 > 0:25:45# I want to get away
0:25:45 > 0:25:47# I want to fly away... #
0:25:47 > 0:25:49Don't worry, they're all right.
0:25:49 > 0:25:51But it's not just ducks at risk.
0:25:51 > 0:25:54Even big, strong dogs struggle in these conditions.
0:25:54 > 0:25:56# I want to get away
0:25:56 > 0:26:00# I want to fly away. #
0:26:00 > 0:26:03And up in Scotland, it will be turning a little wintry overnight.
0:26:03 > 0:26:06So if you do get snowed in, maybe get out and try
0:26:06 > 0:26:09and have some fun in it, like my friend Brian here.
0:26:09 > 0:26:11Yep, all you dogs out there,
0:26:11 > 0:26:14if you can't get hold of your own sledge just use your owner!
0:26:18 > 0:26:19MUSIC: Jingle Bells
0:26:21 > 0:26:22Ha, ha, ah yes!
0:26:22 > 0:26:24That really is a joy to see.
0:26:26 > 0:26:29And that's the weather.
0:26:29 > 0:26:31Excellent job, Sparky.
0:26:31 > 0:26:33Oh, great news just in.
0:26:33 > 0:26:36- I can confirm that Roger the pug is out of the toilet.- Yes!
0:26:36 > 0:26:37CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:26:37 > 0:26:40- This really is great news. - What a great way to end the show.
0:26:40 > 0:26:45Apparently, rescue teams managed to get him out just a few minutes ago.
0:26:45 > 0:26:47No, hold on...
0:26:47 > 0:26:49Sorry, no, he's back in.
0:26:49 > 0:26:51Oh, that really is a shame.
0:26:51 > 0:26:54Apparently, when he got out he was just so thirsty,
0:26:54 > 0:26:56he went straight back in again.
0:26:56 > 0:26:58- Shame.- Shame.
0:26:58 > 0:26:59Yes.
0:26:59 > 0:27:02And finally, it's not just animals making the headlines tonight.
0:27:02 > 0:27:05Because sometimes you humans do the funniest things.
0:27:05 > 0:27:07Just take a look at this.
0:27:07 > 0:27:10Now, everyone loves a bit of a boogie at a wedding,
0:27:10 > 0:27:12but this guy is something else.
0:27:14 > 0:27:17The classic headstand splits, followed by a running thing.
0:27:17 > 0:27:20I can't contain it any more.
0:27:20 > 0:27:23Yep, definitely a bit of a show off and no-one likes a show off.
0:27:26 > 0:27:28I predict this is going to end in tears.
0:27:28 > 0:27:29SCREAMING
0:27:29 > 0:27:31Yep, there you go. He's in the pond.
0:27:31 > 0:27:34LAUGHTER
0:27:38 > 0:27:40That'll teach him. Absolutely brilliant.
0:27:42 > 0:27:46Anyway, that's all we've got time for on tonight's Animal Antics.
0:27:46 > 0:27:47- Goodnight.- Goodnight.
0:27:47 > 0:27:49CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:27:50 > 0:27:51- Good show.- Great show.
0:27:51 > 0:27:55- How about a quick walk in the park then back home for a pizza?- Great.
0:27:55 > 0:27:59- What toppings do you want on the pizza?- Erm...dog food?
0:27:59 > 0:28:01Oh!
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0:28:04 > 0:28:07or just something utterly ridiculous, please go to...
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