0:00:02 > 0:00:10This programme contains some strong language
0:00:21 > 0:00:23CHEERING
0:00:29 > 0:00:31Good evening and welcome to Backchat Looks Back,
0:00:31 > 0:00:34a chance for me and my father to take a look back
0:00:34 > 0:00:37over some of the big talking points of 2015.
0:00:37 > 0:00:40You won't be surprised to hear it has not been an easy thing to do
0:00:40 > 0:00:41with my father.
0:00:41 > 0:00:44We had a few differences of opinion as to what people were
0:00:44 > 0:00:47talking about in 2015.
0:00:47 > 0:00:49I felt that it was all about Kim and Kanye's new baby
0:00:49 > 0:00:51and Arsenal winning the cup.
0:00:51 > 0:00:53Daddy reckoned that everyone had been talking about
0:00:53 > 0:00:54the rising cost of vintage cognac.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57But what a year it has been.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59We had the election, where the British public decided
0:00:59 > 0:01:03we didn't want Ed Miliband because he couldn't eat a bacon sandwich.
0:01:03 > 0:01:06Yeah, 2015 was very much the year we decided that what
0:01:06 > 0:01:10we want in a leader is a man who knows his way around a bit of pig.
0:01:10 > 0:01:11LAUGHTER
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Over Easter, we had genuine drama with
0:01:15 > 0:01:17the Hatton Garden jewellery raid.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20What I love most about the Hatton Garden jewellery raid
0:01:20 > 0:01:21is that the gang were in their 70s.
0:01:21 > 0:01:25They spent ages drilling through the wall to get inside and then they
0:01:25 > 0:01:27couldn't remember why they had gone in there in the first place.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30To be honest, when I heard people had drilled through concrete
0:01:30 > 0:01:33to get their hands on £200 million worth of jewellery,
0:01:33 > 0:01:35I assumed they'd attacked Jimmy Savile's grave.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37GROANING, LAUGHTER
0:01:39 > 0:01:43Good - that joke is what we call an audience tester.
0:01:43 > 0:01:46It's good that we have worked out where the line is nice and early.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48It was a big year for TV.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51The world was shocked to hear that someone had been punched on Top Gear,
0:01:51 > 0:01:55and even more amazed to find out that it wasn't Richard Hammond.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57The X Factor had a big shake-up.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00They decided to get rid of Dermot O'Leary, Mel B, Louis Walsh
0:02:00 > 0:02:02and 60% of their viewers.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05The Voice managed to produce yet another winner who has
0:02:05 > 0:02:06never been seen again.
0:02:06 > 0:02:10Seriously, that show has made more people disappear than North Korea.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12LAUGHTER
0:02:12 > 0:02:15And it's official, ladies and gentlemen, the biggest show on TV
0:02:15 > 0:02:20once again this year was The Great British Bake Off. Oh, yes!
0:02:20 > 0:02:24I love that that's the biggest show on UK TV. I think it's fantastic.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27You can have all the drugs and violence and sex on TV.
0:02:27 > 0:02:31This nation would rather have a cheeky reference to a soggy bottom.
0:02:31 > 0:02:35No-one gets bullied or humiliated or told that their life will
0:02:35 > 0:02:37change in any way once the competition is over.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40There are no conspiracy theories or bloody Westlife music every time
0:02:40 > 0:02:43a cake doesn't rise. There's no sob stories, either, on the Bake Off.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46There's no time for sob stories. People don't have time to whinge about their aunt with
0:02:46 > 0:02:49a glass eye when they're trying to construct a scale model
0:02:49 > 0:02:52of Peterborough Town Hall out of bloody meringue.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54But the best thing about Bake Off...
0:02:54 > 0:02:58Genuinely, the best thing about the Bake Off is if you have ever tried to explain it to an American,
0:02:58 > 0:03:02they simply cannot get their heads around it.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05Ten people in a tent making custard.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07IN AMERICAN ACCENT: "But how much money do you win?
0:03:07 > 0:03:09"How much money does the winner get?"
0:03:09 > 0:03:12Nothing! Absolutely bugger all!
0:03:12 > 0:03:16That's the beauty of it. No massive cheque, no TV show, no book deal.
0:03:16 > 0:03:21At the end of ten weeks of blood, sweat and pastry, the only prize
0:03:21 > 0:03:25that the winner gets is the praise of a pensioner, and a cake stand.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28LAUGHTER
0:03:28 > 0:03:32At the cinema, we had a new Bond, Star Wars, Mad Max,
0:03:32 > 0:03:34and another Steve Jobs film.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36Can I just say, on behalf of everyone, we're done
0:03:36 > 0:03:39with the Steve Jobs films now? They only had one out the other day.
0:03:39 > 0:03:42Then, like, five minutes later, they bring out a new one that's
0:03:42 > 0:03:45a bit better, but basically does exactly the same thing.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47To be fair, it's what he would have wanted.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49LAUGHTER
0:03:51 > 0:03:552015 saw technology cross new frontiers.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58You could stay in a robot hotel, drive a driverless car
0:03:58 > 0:04:00if you dared, or travel by Swegway
0:04:00 > 0:04:04if you didn't mind looking like an absolute swanker.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07It also saw Apple launch a watch that you can talk to.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10To be fair, long before Apple launched that product,
0:04:10 > 0:04:13I had told my father that his new digital watch was voice-activated.
0:04:13 > 0:04:17To be honest, I do it with all technology that my parents now buy.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19Printer, new microwave - I just tell
0:04:19 > 0:04:22my dad that it's voice-activated, then sit back and enjoy the show.
0:04:24 > 0:04:28Trust me, you have not known true joy until you have seen a 75-year-old man
0:04:28 > 0:04:31tell an electric blanket to go fuck itself.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33LAUGHTER
0:04:34 > 0:04:36Anyway, let's welcome out the old dear.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39Yes, he is Britain's answer to Donald Trump,
0:04:39 > 0:04:41if the question America was asking was,
0:04:41 > 0:04:44"I wonder what Donald Trump would be like if he was even more right wing?"
0:04:44 > 0:04:48Ladies and gentlemen, it's my co-host, Michael Whitehall.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50CHEERING
0:04:59 > 0:05:00LAUGHTER
0:05:07 > 0:05:11- Not in a good mood... Hello, Father. - I'm fine. I'm fine.- How are you?
0:05:11 > 0:05:13- I brought my diary. That's all right, isn't it?- Your diary.
0:05:13 > 0:05:17- What is it, a review of the year? Are we going to go through your diary day by day, are we?- No.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19A lot of doctor's appointments, I imagine.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23I've just jotted down a few things.
0:05:23 > 0:05:27So, Father, we're going to be taking a look back over the year.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30We are reviewing the year. What you can remember of it.
0:05:30 > 0:05:34To be honest, I imagine I will be doing most of the stories from January to November
0:05:34 > 0:05:36and then you can pick up somewhere around...this morning.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38LAUGHTER
0:05:38 > 0:05:40Depending on whether you had that glass of wine at lunch.
0:05:40 > 0:05:43- Are you ready?- Yeah.- It's going to be a very fun and frivolous show.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46We're going to be looking back, having fun with the big stories.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49These people haven't come to listen to you wittering on.
0:05:49 > 0:05:53- Let's do some serious stuff. - Like what?- How about immigration?
0:05:53 > 0:05:56- Can we get into that? - Yeah, let's start with immigration(!)
0:05:56 > 0:06:00That's a really fun place to start for this entertainment show.
0:06:00 > 0:06:03No, we're going to look at things like music, TV, film.
0:06:03 > 0:06:07But it's going to be fun. We don't want to be talking about immigration.
0:06:07 > 0:06:11Let's start with films. What was your favourite film of 2015, Father?
0:06:11 > 0:06:14I think the reprint of Brief Encounter...
0:06:14 > 0:06:18- That's not your favourite film of 2015.- Yeah.- When was that film made?
0:06:18 > 0:06:22- 1948, 1949.- It wasn't your favourite film of 2015, it was made in 1948.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25It was in special high definition.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27Celia Johnson's face looked amazing.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30Well, good on Celia Johnson, whoever she is.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32I'm talking about a film that was made this year.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35It has to be a film from this year. What films did you like this year?
0:06:35 > 0:06:37I saw that horror film.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39And you know I don't really like horror films,
0:06:39 > 0:06:42but I have to say, I did actually think it was quite good.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44But it was really, really scary.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46- Insidious?- No.
0:06:46 > 0:06:49Paranormal Activity?
0:06:49 > 0:06:50Suffragette.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52LAUGHTER
0:06:55 > 0:07:00Right. 2015 is too big a year for us to deal with on our own.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02So we've got some guests to help with the heavy lifting
0:07:02 > 0:07:07and to balance out the opinions of a ranting pensioner.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09What an all-rounder my first guest is.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12He's a comedian, impressionist, singer, actor, game-show host,
0:07:12 > 0:07:14lover, dancer, and possibly cage fighter.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16It's the brilliant Rob Brydon.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18And with him is the host of Only Connect,
0:07:18 > 0:07:22the show so smart it makes QI look like Celebrity Juice.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24Would you please welcome Victoria Coren Mitchell!
0:07:43 > 0:07:45Lovely to see you.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47Victoria, Rob, thank you so much for coming on the show.
0:07:47 > 0:07:53So, 2015. Victoria - presumably your personal highlight was having a baby?
0:07:53 > 0:07:55- Well... - APPLAUSE
0:07:57 > 0:08:00Well, I also got a wireless printer.
0:08:02 > 0:08:05It's amazing.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07Is that as amazing as having a human?
0:08:07 > 0:08:09Created by you?
0:08:09 > 0:08:12I feel like more people have had a baby than have used a wireless printer.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15- Just technologically... - That is true.
0:08:15 > 0:08:19Yes, no, look, it's lovely to have a baby. And I worry about...
0:08:19 > 0:08:21Not everyone has them. Some people want them.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23They don't to hear me wanging on about how it's great.
0:08:23 > 0:08:27It's also important to emphasise it is brilliant NOT to have a baby.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30And you had a baby girl, which is wonderful.
0:08:30 > 0:08:31Father, you've had girls and boys.
0:08:31 > 0:08:34What would you say is easier, in your opinion?
0:08:34 > 0:08:35Girls.
0:08:35 > 0:08:39My daughter Molly, she was just beautiful and no trouble. He...
0:08:39 > 0:08:41Nightmare.
0:08:41 > 0:08:45Let me tell you, he used to poo in his nappy...
0:08:45 > 0:08:48- Why? What...?- ..three, four, five,
0:08:48 > 0:08:53six times a day. But it wasn't just a straight poo. He would arrive...
0:08:53 > 0:08:57- Let me put this down.- Why... Why?
0:08:57 > 0:08:59He would arrive in the room, usually when we had guests,
0:08:59 > 0:09:03because coming from a showbiz family, we had
0:09:03 > 0:09:05quite a lot of famous people.
0:09:05 > 0:09:09He would come in with a nappy hanging off him,
0:09:09 > 0:09:11with the poo in it.
0:09:11 > 0:09:15And then in this department, it was all caked in.
0:09:15 > 0:09:16LAUGHTER
0:09:16 > 0:09:19- Which you don't get with girls. - I had a settling-in question.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21This is what you call, in a chat show, a settler question.
0:09:21 > 0:09:25You bring guests out and you settle them by talking about stuff.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28That is the least settling thing to ever talk about.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31Well, it made a big change to my life.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34Judi Dench has never spoken to me since that night. You know what you did with her.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37I know, but I wouldn't be complaining about changing my nappies,
0:09:37 > 0:09:40because I'm going to be doing it for you soon.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42LAUGHTER
0:09:42 > 0:09:44So hurtful.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49- You don't have children, do you, Jack?- I don't.
0:09:49 > 0:09:50No, I think that's for the best.
0:09:50 > 0:09:54LAUGHTER
0:09:54 > 0:09:58The words Social Services...
0:09:58 > 0:10:01The thought of this man responsible for a child.
0:10:03 > 0:10:07Rob, your personal highlight? Maybe turning 50? You turned 50 this year.
0:10:07 > 0:10:11I did, yes. I was 50. So that was... I already have children.
0:10:11 > 0:10:16I have done all that. So turning 50 was a big deal.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18You know, it's quite a milestone.
0:10:18 > 0:10:22- Have you had any midlife crisis stuff?- You start...
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Things definitely start to change.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27You start to feel the aches and pains a bit more.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29You don't get up quite so quickly.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31You make the noise when you sit down.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34- GROANING:- Oh, here we go!
0:10:34 > 0:10:39You do that quite involuntarily. So it's not great, you know.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42But I'm taking it in my stride.
0:10:42 > 0:10:46So that is Rob and Victoria's personal highlights of 2015.
0:10:46 > 0:10:49But what did Herr Father find most interesting this year?
0:10:49 > 0:10:52We decided to take him to an edit suite so he could pick
0:10:52 > 0:10:55video clips of what he considered to be the year's biggest events.
0:10:55 > 0:10:58After I had explained to him what an edit suite was
0:10:58 > 0:11:01and videos were, it looked something like this.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07The year's most notable event was the glorious return to power of
0:11:07 > 0:11:12the Conservative Party, who defeated the socialists by a landslide.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15Was it?!
0:11:16 > 0:11:19Right, those people are not celebrating David Cameron's
0:11:19 > 0:11:22- election victory.- Of course they are.
0:11:22 > 0:11:24That one's in black and white.
0:11:24 > 0:11:27Anyway, surely the bigger story from the election is the SNP's
0:11:27 > 0:11:30incredible performance?
0:11:30 > 0:11:34The less said about that Jimmy Krankie lookalike, the better.
0:11:34 > 0:11:37- Right, you cannot say that about Nicola Sturgeon.- Well, I have.
0:11:38 > 0:11:42A new Labour leader. The great Jeremy Corbyn.
0:11:42 > 0:11:45What's Jeremy Corbyn doing in your highlights package?
0:11:45 > 0:11:49I'm a huge fan of Corbyn's. I think he's an amazing man.
0:11:49 > 0:11:53Princess Charlotte's arrival was a highlight of everyone's year.
0:11:53 > 0:11:57- Slightly less surprising choice. - Your mother loves a royal baby.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59Got her a bit broody.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02I won't go into too much detail, but let's say
0:12:02 > 0:12:04we pushed the beds together.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06LAUGHTER
0:12:06 > 0:12:09You have gone into too much detail.
0:12:09 > 0:12:10Ah, so what's this story?
0:12:10 > 0:12:14Let me guess. The Queen giving the old...
0:12:14 > 0:12:16- Nazi salute. - Oh, don't be ridiculous.
0:12:16 > 0:12:19This is about her being the longest-reigning monarch
0:12:19 > 0:12:22- of all time.- I mean, they do last a lot longer
0:12:22 > 0:12:25- when they don't have to ride into battle.- Shh!
0:12:25 > 0:12:29I wanted this whole show to be about this story.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31The Backchat Royal Special.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34Oh, my hero!
0:12:34 > 0:12:37THAT'S who I wanted as our studio guest.
0:12:39 > 0:12:42What a wonderful achievement. 63 years on the throne.
0:12:42 > 0:12:46Right, I think we've heard enough of this. Can we move on to another story, please?
0:12:46 > 0:12:51Right, this is the Queen's new portrait on the £1 coin.
0:12:51 > 0:12:56- An amazing likeness. - Right, no more royal stories, please.
0:12:56 > 0:12:58- We've heard enough of the Royals. - This is your monarch.
0:12:58 > 0:13:02- Do you have no respect for her? - I... She's great. Good on her.
0:13:02 > 0:13:05But can we have a story that isn't related to the Royals?
0:13:05 > 0:13:08All right, all right. No more royal stories.
0:13:09 > 0:13:14You must have one highlight from this year that's a little bit more exciting?
0:13:14 > 0:13:18OK. If you are talking about exciting, look at this.
0:13:18 > 0:13:22Now, this was the completion of the restoration work on
0:13:22 > 0:13:26Lye and Wollescote Chapel.
0:13:26 > 0:13:29I mean...you've got to be kidding me.
0:13:29 > 0:13:33Amazing, isn't it? They did a beautiful job.
0:13:33 > 0:13:35- This is one of your highlights of the year?- Yeah.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38The restoration work to some random chapel.
0:13:38 > 0:13:40- You've never heard of that chapel? - No!
0:13:40 > 0:13:43Anyway, I know why you're doing this. You've just brought this up
0:13:43 > 0:13:46because you want the bloke that did the restoration work to do you.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49- Give the scaffolder a shout out. - Very funny.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51Give you 25% off a touch-up.
0:13:51 > 0:13:52LAUGHTER
0:13:52 > 0:13:56The only person I allow to touch me up is your mother.
0:13:56 > 0:13:58LAUGHTER
0:13:58 > 0:14:01Well, this was the highlight and the lowlight of
0:14:01 > 0:14:04the wonderful Downton Abbey coming to an end.
0:14:04 > 0:14:06It was such a fantastic show.
0:14:06 > 0:14:10And you know me, I don't usually like reality television.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13It's not a reality show.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17Why do they have to show this bit?
0:14:17 > 0:14:20- Oh, I didn't like this bit at all. - Really?
0:14:20 > 0:14:22This is probably my favourite scene ever.
0:14:22 > 0:14:24HE CHOKES
0:14:26 > 0:14:28It reminded me a bit of that dinner party we had
0:14:28 > 0:14:31when Mummy told you she had bought in the food from Lidl.
0:14:31 > 0:14:35LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:14:40 > 0:14:41OK. So there we have some items.
0:14:41 > 0:14:44I think we'll skip over Lye and Wollescote Chapel
0:14:44 > 0:14:46and go to the election first.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49So, Victoria, how did the opinion polls get it so wrong?
0:14:49 > 0:14:52I don't know.
0:14:52 > 0:14:57- I bet on an outright Tory win and made quite a lot of money.- Did you?
0:14:57 > 0:14:59- Yeah.- Because all the polls said it would be the other way.
0:14:59 > 0:15:04They said it was because... Did they say ashamed Tories?
0:15:04 > 0:15:07- Shy Tories.- Or was it shy Tories? Shy Tories.
0:15:07 > 0:15:10People who are too embarrassed to say they were going to
0:15:10 > 0:15:14vote for Cameron, but when it came to it, actually went and did it.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16As opposed to a proud Tory?
0:15:16 > 0:15:20Father, were you excited about the prospect of Ed Miliband getting in?
0:15:20 > 0:15:24- I imagine you were.- No, you know I wasn't. You know what I would do.
0:15:24 > 0:15:27I had made... I mean, not final plans,
0:15:27 > 0:15:34but I had pretty much worked out how I could live in Sydney, Australia.
0:15:34 > 0:15:38My friend Diana Fisher had found a really nice house. Four bedrooms.
0:15:38 > 0:15:41- You were going to emigrate?- Looking out at Sydney Harbour Bridge.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43- Absolute rubbish.- What do you mean?
0:15:43 > 0:15:45The only way you're going to Australia is if
0:15:45 > 0:15:47I'm A Celebrity drop the need for a medical.
0:15:47 > 0:15:50LAUGHTER
0:15:50 > 0:15:53Do you think one of the things that is going to haunt Ed is this?
0:15:53 > 0:15:58Ed's decision to get the old policies up on a stone.
0:15:58 > 0:16:00How can you get it so wrong?
0:16:00 > 0:16:02This man - and there's a fair chance you might lose -
0:16:02 > 0:16:05let's have something that looks like a tombstone?
0:16:07 > 0:16:11Daddy, you paid to have your political manifesto carved into a stone.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13- No.- You did! We have a picture of it. There it was.
0:16:13 > 0:16:15LAUGHTER
0:16:19 > 0:16:23There is going to be someone at home, a member of the Ukip Party
0:16:23 > 0:16:26that's watching this and going, "That's a bloody good idea."
0:16:26 > 0:16:31I like Ed Miliband. I like him. I think he's rather attractive.
0:16:31 > 0:16:34- I could see him on Only Connect. - He's quite Only Connect.
0:16:34 > 0:16:38- He's very Only Connect.- He is. He's one of our kinds of person.
0:16:38 > 0:16:41If the world is ready to have a quizzer Prime Minister,
0:16:41 > 0:16:46they need to come and have a chat with me first.
0:16:46 > 0:16:48I have a theory that the British people -
0:16:48 > 0:16:53regardless of all the democracy that there is now, by social media,
0:16:53 > 0:16:55everybody has a voice - there's a part of us,
0:16:55 > 0:16:59deeply ingrained, that wants to be governed by posh people.
0:17:01 > 0:17:05- Something in us responds. That's why Downton Abbey is so popular.- Yeah.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07- We like people who talk like this. - POSH VOICE:- And now we've got
0:17:07 > 0:17:10a Prime Minister who talks like that, we've got
0:17:10 > 0:17:11a Chancellor who talks like that.
0:17:11 > 0:17:14You like a pilot that talks like that, as well.
0:17:14 > 0:17:17That's why I always go British Airways.
0:17:17 > 0:17:19They do sound very, very posh.
0:17:19 > 0:17:22- POSH VOICE:- "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard
0:17:22 > 0:17:24"this British Airways flight to Bahrain. My name is
0:17:24 > 0:17:27"Captain Fotherington-Smythe. I went to Cambridge.
0:17:27 > 0:17:30"You're safe." Whereas on easyJet,
0:17:30 > 0:17:33it's more like a local radio DJ.
0:17:33 > 0:17:37- LADDISH VOICE: - "A very good morning to you, ladies.
0:17:37 > 0:17:40"And, gentlemen, thanks for bringing them onboard."
0:17:42 > 0:17:45I like that educated voice.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47I was on a German airline once and it had the best pilot ever.
0:17:47 > 0:17:49Again, it was exactly the same thing.
0:17:49 > 0:17:52You just felt like you were totally safe in his hands.
0:17:52 > 0:17:53I'm a really nervous flyer.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55We went through this pocket of turbulence
0:17:55 > 0:17:57and he came onto the PA system and he was like...
0:17:57 > 0:18:00SHOUTING IN A GERMAN ACCENT: "Ladies and gentlemen, please do not be alarmed!"
0:18:00 > 0:18:04Cue everyone shitting themselves.
0:18:04 > 0:18:05And the best thing I ever heard...
0:18:05 > 0:18:09He went, "We are experiencing some turbulence problems,
0:18:09 > 0:18:12"but do not worry, I will find solution to the weather!"
0:18:12 > 0:18:15LAUGHTER
0:18:15 > 0:18:17What has gone is statesmanship.
0:18:17 > 0:18:21People used to like to have a statesman running the country.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23Anthony Eden, Harold Macmillan.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26You're going back quite a long way, aren't you?
0:18:26 > 0:18:28Winston Churchill.
0:18:28 > 0:18:33I can do even better than that. But now, what you get is that man.
0:18:33 > 0:18:36- Jeremy Corbyn?- Jeremy Corbyn. In those sandals.
0:18:36 > 0:18:39- Technically, Jeremy Corbyn is not running the country.- No.
0:18:39 > 0:18:43He's not running the Labour Party. Let's be honest.
0:18:43 > 0:18:47The Corbyn appeal is very clearly that he is the antimatter to
0:18:47 > 0:18:52- Cameron, isn't he?- Yeah.- He is the exact opposite. Cameron is polished.
0:18:52 > 0:18:56Cameron looks like he could really efficiently run
0:18:56 > 0:18:57a big branch of Foxtons.
0:18:57 > 0:18:59LAUGHTER
0:18:59 > 0:19:03And he would run it like a dream. I mean...
0:19:03 > 0:19:05And you would get to know him in the community.
0:19:05 > 0:19:09And you'd say, "I really hope Dave shows us around the house,
0:19:09 > 0:19:11"because he's lovely. And I think he's going to get us a good deal."
0:19:11 > 0:19:13And I think that's it.
0:19:13 > 0:19:17Now, HE looks like he would struggle to run a Greggs.
0:19:17 > 0:19:21- Doesn't he? But I feel he is telling the truth.- Yeah!
0:19:21 > 0:19:25- That's the big difference. Oh... - Ah, here he is.
0:19:25 > 0:19:29He looks like someone that's had his luggage lost on a flight.
0:19:29 > 0:19:33You asked me why I picked Corbyn in that little thing we did.
0:19:33 > 0:19:36You're a fan of his? Because he's an older gentleman like you?
0:19:36 > 0:19:40I said I was a fan of his because he has ensured that
0:19:40 > 0:19:43there will certainly never be another socialist government
0:19:43 > 0:19:44in my lifetime.
0:19:44 > 0:19:48And probably not in yours. So, for me, he is a hero.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50He's done a wonderful job.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52Nicola Sturgeon, again,
0:19:52 > 0:19:55a very different voice to have in politics now.
0:19:55 > 0:19:57Do we remember how The Sun celebrated having
0:19:57 > 0:20:00a strong female presence on the political...?
0:20:00 > 0:20:03LAUGHTER
0:20:03 > 0:20:06Um... Father, were you happy about the SNP,
0:20:06 > 0:20:08and how well they did in the election?
0:20:08 > 0:20:09Why am I even asking that question?
0:20:09 > 0:20:11No. I mean, I'm all in favour of them...
0:20:11 > 0:20:15I think everyone should go where they want to go.
0:20:15 > 0:20:18I think we should get rid of the Scots,
0:20:18 > 0:20:19SNP and all that.
0:20:19 > 0:20:20Get rid of them?
0:20:20 > 0:20:24- Just move them up to Scotland. - They're already in Scotland.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27Technically, Scotland is already in Scotland.
0:20:27 > 0:20:29To make it a kind of independent Scotland,
0:20:29 > 0:20:31I think, is a very good idea.
0:20:31 > 0:20:35- Right.- And gradually move some of the other... I mean, I love Wales.
0:20:35 > 0:20:38- I go to Wales a lot. - Oh, here we go. Here we go!
0:20:38 > 0:20:40- I have a lot of friends in Wales. - Have you?
0:20:40 > 0:20:42I mean, they're all English, but, I mean, I know...
0:20:42 > 0:20:44LAUGHTER
0:20:44 > 0:20:47.. a big circle of Welsh friends and I'm very fond of Wales,
0:20:47 > 0:20:50but if Wales wanted to go off...
0:20:50 > 0:20:52Where?!
0:20:52 > 0:20:54- Well, their own country. - Into the sea!
0:20:54 > 0:20:55They want their own country.
0:20:57 > 0:21:00Then in East Anglia, with all that interbreeding.
0:21:00 > 0:21:01STOP!
0:21:01 > 0:21:02LAUGHTER
0:21:02 > 0:21:03So, what's left?
0:21:03 > 0:21:07Then we just have one country, a sort of smaller country,
0:21:07 > 0:21:10which would have London at its centre
0:21:10 > 0:21:13and the sort of Home Counties.
0:21:13 > 0:21:18- So you'd have Surrey, Sussex, that area...- Essex?
0:21:18 > 0:21:20- No, not Essex. - LAUGHTER
0:21:20 > 0:21:24It would be the Southern Home Counties and London
0:21:24 > 0:21:26and then you'd call it whatever you wanted.
0:21:26 > 0:21:30Londonshire or London something and then you get...
0:21:30 > 0:21:34Then Boris would be perfect to organise it all.
0:21:34 > 0:21:37You are aware this show doesn't just go out in London as well.
0:21:37 > 0:21:40- It will be shown in Scotland. - Is it?
0:21:40 > 0:21:41LAUGHTER
0:21:41 > 0:21:44- I thought that was separate. BBC Scotland. No?- No.
0:21:44 > 0:21:47Because, when you watch television, they say,
0:21:47 > 0:21:50"We welcome viewers from BBC Scotland" sometimes, don't they?
0:21:50 > 0:21:51Yes.
0:21:51 > 0:21:54On this, they say, "If you're watching this on BBC Scotland,
0:21:54 > 0:21:56"it's probably best you switch off now."
0:21:56 > 0:21:59When I grew up in Wales, they'd have some fantastic show coming up
0:21:59 > 0:22:03on BBC One and then they would say, "except for viewers in Wales."
0:22:03 > 0:22:06And then we would get the farming news or...
0:22:06 > 0:22:09- Pobly Cym. - Or Pobly Cym, yeah.
0:22:09 > 0:22:12In Wales, yes, we've got an Assembly,
0:22:12 > 0:22:14but that's an excuse for a chat.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16That's what that is. We don't have a...
0:22:16 > 0:22:18- SCOTTISH ACCENT:- "You can take our land,
0:22:18 > 0:22:21"but you'll never take our freedom." We're more...
0:22:21 > 0:22:24- HIGH-PITCHED WELSH ACCENT: - "You can take our land!"
0:22:24 > 0:22:27LAUGHTER
0:22:27 > 0:22:29It's just very, very different personalities.
0:22:29 > 0:22:32"Don't forget our freedom before you go!"
0:22:32 > 0:22:34LAUGHTER
0:22:34 > 0:22:37"Thanks for coming! Give us a ring when you get back."
0:22:38 > 0:22:41Before this turns into Newsnight, we're going to move on from politics.
0:22:41 > 0:22:45We're going to turn our attention to some of the salacious scandals
0:22:45 > 0:22:46that we had this year.
0:22:46 > 0:22:49First up, we're going to be talking about
0:22:49 > 0:22:51the hacking of the Ashley Madison database.
0:22:51 > 0:22:52Oh!
0:22:52 > 0:22:56This was a story from earlier in the year, when 33 million people
0:22:56 > 0:22:58who were looking for affairs online
0:22:58 > 0:23:00had their details released to the world.
0:23:00 > 0:23:01Rob, were you sweating?
0:23:01 > 0:23:03- Well, I feel... - LAUGHTER
0:23:03 > 0:23:05I feel strongly about this.
0:23:05 > 0:23:07If you... And I'm going to say it. I'm going to say it.
0:23:07 > 0:23:12If you are going to cheat on your partner, on your spouse,
0:23:12 > 0:23:17and you're doing it through a website, there has to be trust.
0:23:20 > 0:23:22LAUGTHER
0:23:22 > 0:23:26I mean, there was a complete breakdown of that trust.
0:23:27 > 0:23:29That's no way to run an affair!
0:23:29 > 0:23:30LAUGHTER
0:23:30 > 0:23:34Well, what everyone said, which I found hilarious, people always said,
0:23:34 > 0:23:35"My e-mail address was used."
0:23:35 > 0:23:38And the site, I think, tried to help their customers by saying,
0:23:38 > 0:23:41"Oh, no. We never check the e-mail address."
0:23:41 > 0:23:42As if you would register for a sex site
0:23:42 > 0:23:44- with someone else's e-mail address. - I know.
0:23:44 > 0:23:46What is the point of that? Or the sex offers.
0:23:46 > 0:23:49I don't really know how it works. Is that how it works?
0:23:49 > 0:23:51The sex offers would be posted to the other...
0:23:51 > 0:23:55No, not one person ever used someone else... A friend of theirs.
0:23:55 > 0:23:58Yeah, and then the sex can just be sent to them.
0:23:58 > 0:24:01Father, did you hear about Ashley Madison?
0:24:01 > 0:24:03- I did, yes.- Are you aware of it?
0:24:03 > 0:24:05Yes, only...only vaguely.
0:24:05 > 0:24:08But a successful man like you,
0:24:08 > 0:24:11- an alpha male, if I can use... - Oh, thank you.- Well, I have!
0:24:11 > 0:24:15..use that expression, surely will have had opportunities
0:24:15 > 0:24:19over the years on business trips into the Home Counties...
0:24:19 > 0:24:22- LAUGHTER - ..and sometimes beyond.- Yes.
0:24:22 > 0:24:26Did you ever succumb, on a dark night, in the Winchester Travelodge?
0:24:26 > 0:24:27LAUGHTER
0:24:27 > 0:24:30Thinking of Mrs Whitehall back home, struggling,
0:24:30 > 0:24:33as he was flinging his faeces around the room,
0:24:33 > 0:24:37pelting, pebble dashing Judi Dench.
0:24:37 > 0:24:40Did you ever think, "Well, look, I deserve a little break from it"?
0:24:40 > 0:24:43- You don't have to answer that question!- No.
0:24:43 > 0:24:44LAUGHTER
0:24:44 > 0:24:47Now, it was also a bad year for going to the dentist,
0:24:47 > 0:24:49particularly if you were a Zimbabwean lion.
0:24:49 > 0:24:52There was outrage earlier this year
0:24:52 > 0:24:57when an American dentist paid 50,000 US dollars to have an elderly lion
0:24:57 > 0:25:00lured out of a game reserve so he could shoot it.
0:25:00 > 0:25:01It was a despicable act
0:25:01 > 0:25:03and made for a very controversial episode of The Hunt.
0:25:03 > 0:25:08Er... My favourite thing about this is there was a petition signed
0:25:08 > 0:25:10and sent to Robert Mugabe.
0:25:10 > 0:25:12When you're trying to get Robert Mugabe
0:25:12 > 0:25:13to step in as the moral arbiter,
0:25:13 > 0:25:16you know something has gone seriously wrong.
0:25:16 > 0:25:17LAUGHTER
0:25:17 > 0:25:20That's one of the things that was weird about the story,
0:25:20 > 0:25:22because it's just been a year of such sort of...
0:25:22 > 0:25:25You know, terrible mass death among people - Happy Christmas! -
0:25:25 > 0:25:28that people can't cope, they don't know what to do about that.
0:25:28 > 0:25:30They're absolutely flummoxed and, somehow, one lion -
0:25:30 > 0:25:34it's terrible and tragic and the dentist is a real tosser -
0:25:34 > 0:25:36but it doesn't ultimately matter compared to the huge numbers
0:25:36 > 0:25:39of people that died, but we don't know what to do about that.
0:25:39 > 0:25:41You can get your head round this more easily, can't you?
0:25:41 > 0:25:45To be honest, I'd only just got over the death of Mufasa when this appeared.
0:25:45 > 0:25:46LAUGHTER
0:25:46 > 0:25:48It's also shocking how much it cost, like,
0:25:48 > 0:25:51when you read that it's 50,000 to shoot a lion,
0:25:51 > 0:25:54I was also worried about how much dentists are getting paid.
0:25:54 > 0:25:56You would be so annoyed if you were one of his patients.
0:25:56 > 0:26:00I could tell you about how much dentists cost.
0:26:00 > 0:26:01I mean, I had his teeth...
0:26:01 > 0:26:04I mean, you wouldn't believe his teeth.
0:26:04 > 0:26:06- Were they bad?- Oh, terrible
0:26:06 > 0:26:09And his sister, Molly, really bad.
0:26:09 > 0:26:11I just thought, we'll punt in some money.
0:26:11 > 0:26:13You know, we were paying money in school fees.
0:26:13 > 0:26:17- What?- What about Barnaby, your other child's teeth?- Barnaby.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19No, we left those.
0:26:19 > 0:26:22- Um... - Do we not talk about Barnaby?- No!
0:26:22 > 0:26:26I spent so much money on their teeth from the age of sort of five or six,
0:26:26 > 0:26:30right through to sort of 18 or 19.
0:26:30 > 0:26:32And the dentist made a fortune.
0:26:32 > 0:26:34I met him once on his way to the Isle of Man,
0:26:34 > 0:26:37you know, stuffing away a bit of money.
0:26:37 > 0:26:40I mean, he could have shot a pride of lions with the amount of money
0:26:40 > 0:26:43that I paid him, Mr... erm. What was he called?
0:26:43 > 0:26:45Don't say his name on TV!
0:26:45 > 0:26:46LAUGHTER
0:26:46 > 0:26:49Um, now, Daddy, being the old queen that you are,
0:26:49 > 0:26:52we know you wanted to talk about the Royal year.
0:26:52 > 0:26:55So, to help us do that, will you please welcome a royal biographer
0:26:55 > 0:27:00and, more importantly, the real Queen of the Jungle, ladies and gentlemen,
0:27:00 > 0:27:02it's Lady Colin Campbell!
0:27:06 > 0:27:09CHEERING
0:27:13 > 0:27:18- Hello, Lady Colin Campbell.- Hello. - Lovely to see you.- Lovely to see you!
0:27:18 > 0:27:20Lady C, thank you so much for joining us
0:27:20 > 0:27:23and bringing Cecil the lion as well, by the looks of things.
0:27:23 > 0:27:25Now, I loved you in I'm A Celebrity.
0:27:25 > 0:27:29Absolutely amazing. Have you recovered from that experience yet?
0:27:29 > 0:27:32- Oh, yes!- You were pleased to be out of there?
0:27:33 > 0:27:36Oh, darling! Who would want to be in my place?
0:27:36 > 0:27:40It was a hell hole filled with two ghastly people
0:27:40 > 0:27:43and some other reasonably nice people.
0:27:43 > 0:27:44MUTED LAUGHTER
0:27:44 > 0:27:47You were very clear on I'm A Celebrity that you were doing it
0:27:47 > 0:27:50- to pay for the roof of your, um, castle.- Yes.
0:27:50 > 0:27:52Are the repairs going well?
0:27:52 > 0:27:55Well... Yes, they're going all right,
0:27:55 > 0:27:58but I could do with a lot more money.
0:27:58 > 0:28:01- A lot more money. - A lot more money, yes.
0:28:01 > 0:28:03Is that why you're here this evening?
0:28:03 > 0:28:07Yes, that's why I was in the jungle. You know, a roof is
0:28:07 > 0:28:12a very expensive proposition and the rest of it needs to be done as well.
0:28:12 > 0:28:13So...
0:28:13 > 0:28:15I'm sorry, the fee you will have got for tonight
0:28:15 > 0:28:17wouldn't pay for a chimney pot, would it?!
0:28:17 > 0:28:18LAUGHTER
0:28:18 > 0:28:21Unless you've got a special deal.
0:28:21 > 0:28:23I think it would pay for two chimney pots.
0:28:23 > 0:28:24LAUGHTER
0:28:24 > 0:28:28- Obviously, in the jungle, you lost your temper.- No!
0:28:28 > 0:28:30- A little bit!- No!
0:28:30 > 0:28:31You had quite...
0:28:31 > 0:28:34I was a model of restraint, let me tell you.
0:28:34 > 0:28:37If you had known what was going on, if you had been there,
0:28:37 > 0:28:40I was an absolute model of restraint.
0:28:40 > 0:28:44I should have lost my temper a lot sooner and a lot more.
0:28:44 > 0:28:47You're the only person who made my dad look like the Dalai llama.
0:28:47 > 0:28:49LAUGHTER
0:28:49 > 0:28:51You were firing on all cylinders!
0:28:51 > 0:28:54Anyone who didn't see it, we have to, now, have a little reminder
0:28:54 > 0:28:57of Lady Colin Campbell in action in the jungle.
0:28:57 > 0:29:00This is what happens when a member of the aristocracy
0:29:00 > 0:29:05is forced to live for seven days on a diet of crocodile dick.
0:29:05 > 0:29:08You can all bugger off! I'm going back to camp.
0:29:08 > 0:29:11There is nothing anybody can say to me
0:29:11 > 0:29:14that is going to induce me to change my mind.
0:29:14 > 0:29:17- You won't even give it a go? - Absolutely not a chance.
0:29:17 > 0:29:19Are you sure?
0:29:19 > 0:29:20Do I look as if I'm not sure?
0:29:20 > 0:29:23- I just think you might as well give it a go.- Why should I?
0:29:23 > 0:29:25- Well, I'm just... - Absolutely not!- We...
0:29:25 > 0:29:28I think the whole thing is an impertinence and an outrage.
0:29:28 > 0:29:30- I know, but...- No is the answer!
0:29:30 > 0:29:34- There's a... - No, no, no!- There's a...
0:29:34 > 0:29:39- LAUGHTER - Somebody needs to take me back!
0:29:39 > 0:29:41LAUGHTER
0:29:45 > 0:29:49The question on everyone's lips, have you bought a Christmas present
0:29:49 > 0:29:51for Tony Hadley or Duncan Bannatyne?
0:29:51 > 0:29:53Who are those people?
0:29:53 > 0:29:56LAUGHTER Can I say, the other thing about you
0:29:56 > 0:29:58- that I absolutely adore is your voice.- Thank you.
0:29:58 > 0:30:03Your voice is what every accent I try to do ends up sounding like.
0:30:03 > 0:30:04LAUGHTER
0:30:04 > 0:30:07- Really?- Yeah. Posh Jamaican, everything.
0:30:07 > 0:30:10Geordie - Posh Jamaican. Everything.
0:30:10 > 0:30:12- Did you grow up in Jamaica? - Yes, of course.
0:30:12 > 0:30:15Well, you say "of course". I don't know!
0:30:15 > 0:30:17Everyone grew up in Jamaica except you!
0:30:17 > 0:30:21- Oh, OK.- With an accent like mine, where else could I have grown-up?
0:30:21 > 0:30:23Highgrove?
0:30:23 > 0:30:25LAUGHTER
0:30:25 > 0:30:28Now, Lady C, you are, of course, by trade a royal biographer.
0:30:28 > 0:30:31This year, the Queen became our longest-reigning monarch.
0:30:31 > 0:30:35My question to you, though, is is it time she stood aside
0:30:35 > 0:30:37- and let Harry have a go? - Harry?- Yeah.
0:30:37 > 0:30:39- Darling!- Everyone would love him to have a go.
0:30:39 > 0:30:43Darling, with due respect, the monarchy is not a comedic exercise.
0:30:43 > 0:30:45LAUGHTER
0:30:45 > 0:30:48You know, he's a very good-looking guy.
0:30:48 > 0:30:51He's great fun, but you want a head of state
0:30:51 > 0:30:53who's wonderful as the Queen is.
0:30:53 > 0:30:57She's the most experienced politician on earth.
0:30:57 > 0:31:01I mean, why would she step aside for...
0:31:01 > 0:31:05a hunky, chunky, dunky guy that really isn't even in line
0:31:05 > 0:31:07to succeed to the throne.
0:31:07 > 0:31:11Unless there is a very convenient plane crash that gets rid of
0:31:11 > 0:31:14brother, nephew and niece.
0:31:14 > 0:31:17Come on! Give me a break!
0:31:17 > 0:31:20If anything happened to the Queen, God forbid,
0:31:20 > 0:31:25I would like to see Prince Philip take over as Prince Regent.
0:31:25 > 0:31:26LAUGHTER
0:31:26 > 0:31:28He's 94!
0:31:28 > 0:31:29He's an amazing man.
0:31:29 > 0:31:34Actually, was an amazing man. He still is, but he's very old now.
0:31:34 > 0:31:37But he was the father of the ecological movement.
0:31:37 > 0:31:41I mean, Prince Philip has been sorely underrated.
0:31:41 > 0:31:43Where has he been badly rated? On Amazon?
0:31:43 > 0:31:45LAUGHTER
0:31:45 > 0:31:48- You mean, just in the way people make fun of him and...- Yes.
0:31:48 > 0:31:51- People like him. Young comedians. - I'm not making fun of him!
0:31:51 > 0:31:54I think his life has had some compensations.
0:31:54 > 0:31:56How do you mean compensations? What do you mean?
0:31:56 > 0:32:00Well, I mean his great fleet of palaces,
0:32:00 > 0:32:02the constant foreign travel,
0:32:02 > 0:32:07guest of honour, the endless money, jewels, cars, boats, planes,
0:32:07 > 0:32:10the Royal train, the fleet of servants...
0:32:10 > 0:32:12You're talking about Lady C's rider now!
0:32:12 > 0:32:14LAUGHTER
0:32:14 > 0:32:17My favourite moment of the Royal year came from Michael Whitehall's
0:32:17 > 0:32:19spirit animal, Prince Philip,
0:32:19 > 0:32:22who took no prisoners during a royal photocall.
0:32:22 > 0:32:25- PRESENTER:- And at a reception with Battle of Britain pilots,
0:32:25 > 0:32:28the Duke, perhaps momentarily, became rather too at ease
0:32:28 > 0:32:31among other military veterans,
0:32:31 > 0:32:35telling the photographer to get on with it in no uncertain terms.
0:32:35 > 0:32:36BLEEP!
0:32:45 > 0:32:49Of course, the year wasn't just jam-packed with a general election,
0:32:49 > 0:32:50huge breaches of personal data,
0:32:50 > 0:32:54cruelty to animals and the birth of a possible future Queen,
0:32:54 > 0:32:55there was some important stuff, too.
0:32:55 > 0:32:59Here's a round-up of my biggest talking points of the year.
0:32:59 > 0:33:02The biggest story this year was the tragedy that rocked us all.
0:33:02 > 0:33:05- No, no, he's not. - I don't believe that.- No, he's not.
0:33:05 > 0:33:06It's true.
0:33:06 > 0:33:10This will be the death of former Foreign Secretary Geoffrey Howe.
0:33:12 > 0:33:15No, it's One Direction splitting up.
0:33:15 > 0:33:19# Saw the mistakes of up and down
0:33:19 > 0:33:20# Meet in the middle... #
0:33:20 > 0:33:22- Who?- One Direction.
0:33:22 > 0:33:26# Nobody can drag me down... #
0:33:26 > 0:33:28Unbelievable!
0:33:28 > 0:33:31In happier news, my broken heart was put back together
0:33:31 > 0:33:33when Charlie rejoined Busted.
0:33:33 > 0:33:36Oh, joy of joys! That is what I go to school for.
0:33:36 > 0:33:39# That's what I go to school for
0:33:39 > 0:33:42# Even though it isn't real, boy... #
0:33:42 > 0:33:46I spent a fortune on your education. Look what I've ended up with!
0:33:46 > 0:33:48You talking about this drivel.
0:33:48 > 0:33:53OK. Well, my next highlight from the year was the Queen.
0:33:53 > 0:33:55- Good!- Doing a Nazi salute.
0:33:57 > 0:33:59- Nonsense!- It wasn't.
0:33:59 > 0:34:01No, the whole thing was rubbish.
0:34:01 > 0:34:03We all do silly things when we are a child.
0:34:03 > 0:34:07You were always getting your willy out in front of everybody.
0:34:07 > 0:34:11Right, one of my favourite moments of 2015 was surely this,
0:34:11 > 0:34:13our first female bishop.
0:34:13 > 0:34:17Yep, just 500 short years after the formation of the Anglican Church,
0:34:17 > 0:34:20they finally decided to let women have a go, too.
0:34:22 > 0:34:25I think it's best if I don't comment...
0:34:25 > 0:34:26LAUGHTER
0:34:26 > 0:34:31..other than to say, if God wanted women to be bishops,
0:34:31 > 0:34:33he wouldn't have given them...
0:34:33 > 0:34:35It was also a great year for the Lionesses.
0:34:35 > 0:34:37The England Women's team proved
0:34:37 > 0:34:41that they are just as good as the men and that their place is on the pitch.
0:34:42 > 0:34:46I know what you're doing and I won't rise to it.
0:34:46 > 0:34:48- David Cameron next.- Much better.
0:34:48 > 0:34:51So, you agree with me, the Tory election...
0:34:51 > 0:34:53What is that?
0:34:53 > 0:34:54This was the big story about
0:34:54 > 0:34:57the Government's new quota for meat and poultry imports.
0:34:57 > 0:34:59Why, what did you think...?
0:34:59 > 0:35:02Oh, my God, you didn't think that this was about...?
0:35:02 > 0:35:05- So rank.- What? No, I'm just doing a story about farming.
0:35:05 > 0:35:10You've assumed that it's about someone putting their dick in a pig.
0:35:10 > 0:35:13And finally, my hero of the year was Caitlyn Jenner,
0:35:13 > 0:35:17a woman whose bravery and dignity was a lesson to us all.
0:35:17 > 0:35:21Mmm. Very fine looking woman, I'd say.
0:35:22 > 0:35:26I'd take her to the Ivy for a quiet supper.
0:35:26 > 0:35:31I might even take her back to Putney for a glass of port afterwards.
0:35:31 > 0:35:33She's become such an icon in 2015,
0:35:33 > 0:35:36we barely even remember she used to be Bruce.
0:35:36 > 0:35:39You go to a lot of Hollywood stuff and...
0:35:40 > 0:35:42LAUGHTER
0:35:45 > 0:35:48Are you... Are you OK? Father?
0:35:50 > 0:35:51You've gone a little pale.
0:35:53 > 0:35:55Daddy?
0:35:55 > 0:35:58I think I'm going to have to go and get a breath of air.
0:36:01 > 0:36:03CHEERING
0:36:10 > 0:36:14I don't... I mean, I'm absolutely fine about her. I really am.
0:36:15 > 0:36:19We're going to move on. I don't want to dwell on it for too long,
0:36:19 > 0:36:23because I know everyone is still a little bit...a little bit raw.
0:36:23 > 0:36:25One Direction splitting up -
0:36:25 > 0:36:28Rob, are you crying into your pillow every night?
0:36:28 > 0:36:32I took the break-up of One Direction remarkably well.
0:36:33 > 0:36:37I said to myself when I heard, "I'm not going to let this get to me"
0:36:37 > 0:36:40and I... It passed me by almost without notice.
0:36:42 > 0:36:44Lady C, were you upset about One Direction?
0:36:44 > 0:36:46I've never heard anything they've done
0:36:46 > 0:36:49and, with a bit of luck, I never will.
0:36:51 > 0:36:55- Wow.- My knowledge of... - More of a Wanted fan, methinks.
0:36:56 > 0:37:00I really worry that, as that was the One Direction chat,
0:37:00 > 0:37:03that this next segment may be a bit of a struggle as well.
0:37:03 > 0:37:06It was a huge year for Justin Bieber...
0:37:06 > 0:37:10He spent most of the time trying to redeem his image.
0:37:10 > 0:37:13However, he found himself most talked about in 2015
0:37:13 > 0:37:16when this picture of him on holiday appeared on the internet.
0:37:18 > 0:37:19We've had to censor it out.
0:37:19 > 0:37:23- That's horrible.- This was a photo that was released online this year
0:37:23 > 0:37:26of Justin Bieber. What was most incredible, though, about this
0:37:26 > 0:37:30picture coming out was the response of Justin Bieber's estranged father,
0:37:30 > 0:37:34who used this opportunity to get in touch with his son via Twitter
0:37:34 > 0:37:36with this genuine message to his son...
0:37:43 > 0:37:49Well, I can tell you, I know that he's no relation of somebody
0:37:49 > 0:37:51who was in the jungle with me.
0:37:51 > 0:37:54Oh. Wow. What, really?
0:37:54 > 0:37:57There's someone that wasn't feeding it enough?
0:37:57 > 0:37:59Well, I don't think it ever got fed at all.
0:38:03 > 0:38:06Just narrow it down. Is it either Ant or Dec?
0:38:08 > 0:38:10Neither Ant nor Dec.
0:38:10 > 0:38:13Ant and Dec are very sexy.
0:38:13 > 0:38:16You don't have to tell me, Lady C.
0:38:18 > 0:38:20- His father tweeted...- I know!
0:38:20 > 0:38:24.."What do you feed that thing? #Prouddaddy"?!
0:38:24 > 0:38:27- It's wrong, it's inappropriate. - What's inappropriate about it?
0:38:27 > 0:38:31- One should be proud of one's children.- Up to a point!
0:38:31 > 0:38:35If they do well in the sack race on sports day, yes.
0:38:35 > 0:38:37If they don't drop the egg...
0:38:37 > 0:38:41- Let's stop at sack.- Well, yes, not a sack race the way you're thinking.
0:38:42 > 0:38:46But there's something, you've got to have boundaries, Lady C. Boundaries.
0:38:46 > 0:38:49- Why?- Why? Otherwise you get the breakdown of society
0:38:49 > 0:38:50- and we don't want that, do we?- No.
0:38:50 > 0:38:53Let me tell you this. I've been a parent for about six months.
0:38:53 > 0:38:55I don't really know what I'm doing. I'm kind of klutzy.
0:38:55 > 0:38:59I don't know how much she's meant to eat, when she's meant to sleep, what's too hot or too cold.
0:38:59 > 0:39:02I can tell you, there will be no time in that child's life
0:39:02 > 0:39:05when I'm telling the world what I think ABOUT HER GENITALS!
0:39:05 > 0:39:08I wouldn't tell about my children either.
0:39:08 > 0:39:11However, if parents want to be proud of their children,
0:39:11 > 0:39:13I think good on them, why not?
0:39:14 > 0:39:16I think I'm with Lady C on this.
0:39:16 > 0:39:19I mean, if Jack was well hung, I would...
0:39:23 > 0:39:26Sorry, I said "if".
0:39:26 > 0:39:30If Jack was well hung, I think I would probably tell people about it,
0:39:30 > 0:39:33- but obviously I don't talk about it. - You've never had cause to, no.
0:39:36 > 0:39:40Justin wasn't the only man causing pulses to race in 2015.
0:39:40 > 0:39:44The undisputed hunk of the year was this man, Poldark.
0:39:44 > 0:39:47Now, Victoria, is that your idea of the ideal man?
0:39:47 > 0:39:50Not really. It might be if I had a field.
0:39:50 > 0:39:53LAUGHTER
0:39:53 > 0:39:56- Rob, same question?- I would have thought... I didn't see Poldark,
0:39:56 > 0:39:59but I would have thought most women, that's what...
0:39:59 > 0:40:03We are led to believe, are we not, that most women would go,
0:40:03 > 0:40:06- "Well, yeah, that's... That ticks all the boxes."- No.
0:40:06 > 0:40:08- I tell you what most women think looking at that.- What?
0:40:08 > 0:40:10"He wouldn't try."
0:40:10 > 0:40:14Is that right? Does everybody think that? Really? Lady C?
0:40:14 > 0:40:16I've had many like that and I can tell you something,
0:40:16 > 0:40:18- they're worth having. - JACK SNORTS
0:40:24 > 0:40:28To be honest, my favourite moment of the TV year was this.
0:40:28 > 0:40:31It was when Coronation Street's Liz McDonald got spooked
0:40:31 > 0:40:33by a sign language interpreter.
0:40:45 > 0:40:47Now, I have got another guest to bring out.
0:40:47 > 0:40:50- Father, do you know what a YouTuber is?- No.
0:40:50 > 0:40:51It was a long shot.
0:40:51 > 0:40:54Our next guest is a YouTube personality,
0:40:54 > 0:40:56vlogger and rapper from Watford.
0:40:56 > 0:40:59I've got an inkling him and Lady C are going to get on famously.
0:40:59 > 0:41:01He has 11 million subscribers
0:41:01 > 0:41:04and his videos have been watched by over a billion people.
0:41:04 > 0:41:06Variety magazine recently voted him
0:41:06 > 0:41:10the number one most influential person among teenagers.
0:41:10 > 0:41:12This is a little taste of him in action.
0:41:12 > 0:41:14I had heard about one British gamer
0:41:14 > 0:41:18who had amassed a fortune through gaming and video blogging.
0:41:18 > 0:41:22And his success story was a long way away from the stoic work ethic
0:41:22 > 0:41:24of his Korean counterparts.
0:41:24 > 0:41:26His name was KSI.
0:41:35 > 0:41:38This'll be fun! Ladies and gentlemen, it's KSI.
0:41:38 > 0:41:41CHEERING
0:41:44 > 0:41:46- Yo.- Hi, buddy. How are you?
0:41:51 > 0:41:56This is going to be like the weirdest dinner party ever.
0:41:56 > 0:41:58And KSI doesn't have any, um...
0:41:58 > 0:42:01- Do I call you KSI? - Yeah, you can call me KSI.
0:42:01 > 0:42:05- What does KSI stand for?- Knowledge, strength and integrity.- Really?
0:42:05 > 0:42:09I have none of them, but...
0:42:09 > 0:42:11What it is, like, I aspire to that.
0:42:11 > 0:42:14I really like that. It's an inspirational name.
0:42:14 > 0:42:19- Thanks, man.- For my father and maybe some people watching at home...
0:42:19 > 0:42:22- Yes...- So what is it exactly you do?
0:42:22 > 0:42:27OK, so pretty much, a load of random things,
0:42:27 > 0:42:33like obviously I rap. I do pranks. I play games.
0:42:33 > 0:42:37And pretty much, it just started from me in my bedroom
0:42:37 > 0:42:38just playing games.
0:42:38 > 0:42:41- You filmed yourself playing Fifa, wasn't it?- Yeah, Fifa.
0:42:41 > 0:42:45And then I started doing a bit more, like, entertainment side,
0:42:45 > 0:42:47and then I was just like,
0:42:47 > 0:42:50I do like music, so I'd do a bit more of the music side
0:42:50 > 0:42:53and then I did a bit of the acting side as well
0:42:53 > 0:42:56and yeah, YouTube just allows me to do all these things,
0:42:56 > 0:42:58which I'm just really interested in.
0:42:58 > 0:43:00- Can I come in here?- Yeah. - When you say,
0:43:00 > 0:43:04"I do a bit of music side and I do a bit of the acting side",
0:43:04 > 0:43:06what does that mean?
0:43:06 > 0:43:11So, I mean, so I'm currently signed by a label,
0:43:11 > 0:43:13so I just rap and...
0:43:13 > 0:43:15HE LAUGHS
0:43:15 > 0:43:17I don't know, just rap!
0:43:17 > 0:43:21- You had a single out this year. - Yeah, yeah, it's called Lamborghini.
0:43:21 > 0:43:25Lamborghini. I love it. Do you know about this song already, Lady C?
0:43:25 > 0:43:27LAUGHTER
0:43:27 > 0:43:29You must have heard Lamborghini.
0:43:29 > 0:43:31I do know somebody who has a Lamborghini,
0:43:31 > 0:43:34but he's a member of the Qatari royal family.
0:43:34 > 0:43:39I'm sorry, that's the full extent of my Lamborghini knowledge.
0:43:39 > 0:43:43What do you actually do for your main job? Because...
0:43:43 > 0:43:46I mean, Jack used to do his stuff in his bedroom.
0:43:46 > 0:43:50We don't want to go into that with Lady C here, but, um...
0:43:50 > 0:43:55- Do you have a sort of main job during the day...?- That is not what being a YouTuber is!
0:43:55 > 0:43:58..when you're not doing all those things you were telling about?
0:43:58 > 0:44:02YouTube is literally all I do, believe it or not, yeah.
0:44:02 > 0:44:05- So you do that all day and all night?- It's just 24/7.
0:44:05 > 0:44:08And he's like the most... He's not overselling himself,
0:44:08 > 0:44:10he's the most successful YouTuber there is.
0:44:10 > 0:44:13He's doing a lot better... He could have several castles
0:44:13 > 0:44:16- with the amount of YouTubing... - Oh, darling!
0:44:23 > 0:44:27Let's take a look at your rap music video.
0:44:27 > 0:44:30"Rap music video"! I just sounded so old there.
0:44:30 > 0:44:32The vid to your music rap!
0:44:33 > 0:44:35- I've turned into Rob.- Yeah!
0:44:36 > 0:44:39- # Ride with more peers than Morgan - What's up?
0:44:39 > 0:44:41# Drive past bloggers that are walking
0:44:41 > 0:44:44# I taunt them Matt Lees, can you see me?
0:44:44 > 0:44:47# Wiling in my Lamborghini
0:44:47 > 0:44:49# La-Lamborghini, La-Lamborghini
0:44:49 > 0:44:52# Bitch, I know you see me in my Lamborghini
0:44:52 > 0:44:55# La-Lamborghini, La-Lamborghini
0:44:55 > 0:44:58# Ride so quick You would think I'm Houdini... #
0:44:58 > 0:45:00CHEERING
0:45:03 > 0:45:09You sounded... I loved it, but you sounded quite angry.
0:45:09 > 0:45:12Had the Lamborghini broken down? Was there...
0:45:12 > 0:45:14Is there a problem with the transmission?
0:45:14 > 0:45:17The after sales care, were you not happy?
0:45:17 > 0:45:19No, I was extremely happy,
0:45:19 > 0:45:23but I guess that was just my way of showing it in a really angry manner.
0:45:23 > 0:45:26That's fine, that's great, but this starts with
0:45:26 > 0:45:30- people watching you playing video football...- Yeah, yeah.
0:45:30 > 0:45:34I mean, it's kind of like, I guess, watching football, essentially...
0:45:34 > 0:45:36I don't understand that either!
0:45:36 > 0:45:39Well, there's a lot of people who love watching
0:45:39 > 0:45:40- just people play football.- OK.
0:45:40 > 0:45:43So it's kind of like people just playing games,
0:45:43 > 0:45:44people just love watching that,
0:45:44 > 0:45:47and it's like there's a lot of entertaining people who play games
0:45:47 > 0:45:50and then they just love to see that.
0:45:50 > 0:45:53I've never seen four people look more confused!
0:45:54 > 0:45:57I feel like there's a huge contrast right now.
0:45:57 > 0:45:59Yeah, I'm getting contrast!
0:46:02 > 0:46:03I want your secret,
0:46:03 > 0:46:08because I'd like to make some of that money for my castle.
0:46:08 > 0:46:12- Yeah, do you think Lady C could become a YouTuber?- Um...
0:46:12 > 0:46:14Her playing Fifa?
0:46:14 > 0:46:15Yeah...
0:46:15 > 0:46:18You could write a song for Lady C
0:46:18 > 0:46:20and she could be outside the castle going...
0:46:20 > 0:46:22"CASTLE, CASTLE, CASTLE!"
0:46:24 > 0:46:27You're obviously very charismatic.
0:46:27 > 0:46:29- I get why people would watch you do stuff...- Yes.
0:46:29 > 0:46:32And the music was great, that's all fine. The video football -
0:46:32 > 0:46:36they're watching you playing cartoon Subbuteo!
0:46:36 > 0:46:38Watching Subbuteo!
0:46:38 > 0:46:40I don't even know what Subbuteo is, but...
0:46:50 > 0:46:54This is the end of civilisation as we know it!
0:46:57 > 0:47:01KSI, you've come out not to be interrogated,
0:47:01 > 0:47:03although that's how it started.
0:47:03 > 0:47:07You've come to talk about some of the biggest stories from the internet.
0:47:07 > 0:47:10- Yes, yes.- So what have the internet crazes of 2015 been?
0:47:10 > 0:47:16Well, I guess, one that has just swept the whole world by storm
0:47:16 > 0:47:18is the condom challenge.
0:47:18 > 0:47:19I'm aware of this.
0:47:19 > 0:47:22- I know what this is. - The condom challenge?- Yep.
0:47:22 > 0:47:24I'm putting my glasses on for it.
0:47:24 > 0:47:26LAUGHTER
0:47:26 > 0:47:29- Shall we take a look at the condom challenge?- Yeah, sure.
0:47:29 > 0:47:30HE SHOUTS
0:47:34 > 0:47:37LAUGHTER
0:47:42 > 0:47:43That was a bit of fun.
0:47:47 > 0:47:49I should say, for anybody watching,
0:47:49 > 0:47:52if you do it that way, you can still get pregnant.
0:47:54 > 0:47:58Lady C, could you see that, you know, taking on in your circles?
0:47:58 > 0:48:02At the end of a dinner party, instead of bringing out the After Eights
0:48:02 > 0:48:05you get a condom full of water and try and drop it on someone's head?
0:48:05 > 0:48:07- I don't think so.- No.
0:48:07 > 0:48:12- Cos you film everything. When I say you, I mean your generation.- Yes.
0:48:12 > 0:48:15- You film everything, don't you?- Yes.
0:48:15 > 0:48:16Yes. It's stupid.
0:48:16 > 0:48:18LAUGHTER
0:48:18 > 0:48:23Well, I mean, obviously, like, Kim Kardashian succeeded with it.
0:48:23 > 0:48:26Oh, well, let's all look up to her(!)
0:48:29 > 0:48:33I mean, Hitler was very good with the organisation. I mean...
0:48:33 > 0:48:37I'm not comparing Kim Kardashian to Hitler, but I'm just saying...
0:48:37 > 0:48:40- But you are.- I suppose I am, yes.
0:48:41 > 0:48:45Hitler did have a fantastic arse, to be fair.
0:48:45 > 0:48:46How would you know that?
0:48:46 > 0:48:51Yeah, cos I was worried this conversation wasn't weird enough(!)
0:48:51 > 0:48:53How would Victoria know that?
0:48:53 > 0:48:56That literally is the only thing I know about Kim Kardashian, so...
0:48:56 > 0:48:58- Oh, it was about her. - I'm assuming...
0:48:58 > 0:49:01I thought it was about Hitler, cos we were talking about Hitler.
0:49:01 > 0:49:03- Always trying to get it back to Hitler.- Sorry.- What else?
0:49:03 > 0:49:06Other than the condom prank, what have people been doing?
0:49:06 > 0:49:09Um... OK, so, there's this thing
0:49:09 > 0:49:15where, if you put, like, a cucumber next to a cat, it just freaks out.
0:49:15 > 0:49:16Someone's seen it.
0:49:16 > 0:49:19And obviously someone's done it. Someone's done it.
0:49:19 > 0:49:20If you put a cucumber next to a cat...
0:49:20 > 0:49:23Yeah, for some reason, it doesn't know what's going on,
0:49:23 > 0:49:24- and just runs away.- Let's see.
0:49:30 > 0:49:31LAUGHTER
0:49:37 > 0:49:39Would that work with any cat?
0:49:39 > 0:49:42Um... I don't know. I don't know!
0:49:42 > 0:49:45"No!" A guy over there was like, "No, no, trust me."
0:49:45 > 0:49:49You try it with a tiger, you'll get your face ripped off.
0:49:49 > 0:49:54It can go wrong. Don't do it near a busy road with the cucumber.
0:49:54 > 0:49:58Cat could jump, it can end up in tears and, before you know it,
0:49:58 > 0:50:03you've taken the cat onto a chat show and you're wearing it round your arm.
0:50:04 > 0:50:06LAUGHTER
0:50:09 > 0:50:13Now, one thing that is often led by the internet is new words and phrases
0:50:13 > 0:50:17and a few new words and phrases have emerged from 2015.
0:50:17 > 0:50:22- KSI can help talk our other guests through them.- OK.
0:50:22 > 0:50:23Everywhere on Twitter...
0:50:23 > 0:50:26Do you feel like you're visiting a remedial home for the elderly?
0:50:26 > 0:50:29I mean, is that what's happening? You're doing charity work?
0:50:29 > 0:50:31Just helping everyone out, just...
0:50:31 > 0:50:35He's doing this to complete his Duke of Edinburgh Award.
0:50:35 > 0:50:37- Talk us through the phrases.- OK...
0:50:37 > 0:50:40- Netflix and chill. That has been all over Twitter.- Yes.
0:50:40 > 0:50:43So, do you guys know what Netflix and chill is?
0:50:43 > 0:50:45I know what Netflix is.
0:50:45 > 0:50:47And I know the concept of chilling.
0:50:48 > 0:50:51Although hitherto I had not been aware of an association
0:50:51 > 0:50:53between the two activities.
0:50:53 > 0:50:56Netflix and binge, I could go with that. Binge viewing.
0:50:56 > 0:50:58Word.
0:50:59 > 0:51:01Netflix... What do you mean?
0:51:01 > 0:51:04Whoa, whoa, whoa. What do you mean...
0:51:06 > 0:51:08I'm doing that!
0:51:08 > 0:51:10What are you doing?
0:51:12 > 0:51:16You're far too young to know about Thunderbirds. What's going on?
0:51:19 > 0:51:21I actually don't know what that is.
0:51:21 > 0:51:24- You don't know what Thunderbirds is? - No.- Oh, fuck off.
0:51:27 > 0:51:31The other stuff I'll give you. I'll give you...
0:51:31 > 0:51:34- I'll let you have Subbuteo, but you don't know what Thunderbirds is?- No.
0:51:34 > 0:51:38It's the best thing ever! Tracy Island? Scott Tracy?
0:51:38 > 0:51:42- He's still got his Tracy Island. - No, I don't.- I bet he has.- He has.
0:51:42 > 0:51:45Um... Netflix and chill? Netflix and chill is...
0:51:45 > 0:51:50Well, Netflix and chill is where you watch Netflix with your companion
0:51:50 > 0:51:55and you just get a...a bit frisky,
0:51:55 > 0:51:59you know, look into the other girl's eyes, or guy,
0:51:59 > 0:52:01and then just be like, "Hey..."
0:52:04 > 0:52:05That's the chill bit.
0:52:05 > 0:52:07- It's what?- This is where we chill.
0:52:07 > 0:52:09- This is where we chill? - This is where we...
0:52:09 > 0:52:12Aren't we already chilling, just watching Netflix?
0:52:12 > 0:52:15We're loving House of Cards.
0:52:15 > 0:52:17You say, "Let's chill"?
0:52:17 > 0:52:18Let's chill, and then...
0:52:18 > 0:52:21And then, boom, before you know it, your castle's got a new roof.
0:52:24 > 0:52:27I don't understand it. You're watching...
0:52:27 > 0:52:29You're watching House of Cards...
0:52:29 > 0:52:31Is it having sex in front of a video?
0:52:31 > 0:52:35- Uh, yes. Pretty much. - We've been doing that for years.
0:52:37 > 0:52:39It's called Friday night in Wales.
0:52:46 > 0:52:48I understand the concept.
0:52:48 > 0:52:50On that note, we're coming to the end of the show,
0:52:50 > 0:52:54so we thought we'd take time to celebrate who we consider to be
0:52:54 > 0:52:58the real heroes of 2015, the people who got us most excited.
0:52:58 > 0:53:00Yes, ladies and gentlemen,
0:53:00 > 0:53:03it's time for the inaugural Backchat Awards 2015.
0:53:03 > 0:53:05APPLAUSE
0:53:13 > 0:53:14Yes...
0:53:15 > 0:53:17It's time for the Chatties, the Chaftas.
0:53:17 > 0:53:21Ladies and gentlemen, that's where the budget went.
0:53:21 > 0:53:22It certainly didn't go on me.
0:53:26 > 0:53:28LAUGHTER
0:53:28 > 0:53:31Am I going to have to take that off? OK, right.
0:53:31 > 0:53:34KSI, would you please present us with the first award?
0:53:41 > 0:53:46OK. Well, it's been a great year for music. Adele broke records.
0:53:46 > 0:53:48Justin Bieber bounced back.
0:53:48 > 0:53:53And my single Lamborghini was released and is available on iTunes.
0:53:55 > 0:54:00But the award for outstanding contribution to the music goes to...
0:54:03 > 0:54:04HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:54:04 > 0:54:06..Madonna's cape!
0:54:06 > 0:54:09# You made me strong
0:54:09 > 0:54:12# Built me up and I could do no wrong
0:54:12 > 0:54:14# I let down my guard... #
0:54:16 > 0:54:18LAUGHTER
0:54:20 > 0:54:22APPLAUSE
0:54:24 > 0:54:27Doesn't get any easier to watch. What I love about that is,
0:54:27 > 0:54:30although she's nearly killed, she bravely carried on singing.
0:54:31 > 0:54:34Victoria, please take to the podium.
0:54:40 > 0:54:42This award is for broadcaster of the year.
0:54:42 > 0:54:44A lot has been said about cuts to the BBC.
0:54:44 > 0:54:47They can't even afford iPads any more.
0:54:47 > 0:54:49But that didn't stop the ever-resourceful Chris Mitchell
0:54:49 > 0:54:52from BBC Sport covering it beautifully.
0:54:52 > 0:54:55..look at the morning's papers, but for now, goodbye.
0:54:58 > 0:55:00LAUGHTER
0:55:02 > 0:55:05- That's funny.- That's so good.
0:55:06 > 0:55:09Lady C, would you please present us with the next award?
0:55:15 > 0:55:18Lady C, you actually look like you're dressed for an awards show.
0:55:18 > 0:55:19Thank you.
0:55:19 > 0:55:25The winner of this diplomacy price is my hero...Ronnie Pickering!
0:55:26 > 0:55:28Who's Ronnie Pickering?
0:55:28 > 0:55:32Is a very good question. Who is Ronnie Pickering?
0:55:33 > 0:55:36Well, Lady C, I figured that you and him are kindred spirits.
0:55:36 > 0:55:39Ronnie Pickering was just this random guy from Hull
0:55:39 > 0:55:43who, earlier on in the year, got into a little bit of a dispute
0:55:43 > 0:55:46with a man on a scooter, lost his temper a little and didn't realise
0:55:46 > 0:55:50that the man on the scooter had a camera attached to his helmet.
0:55:50 > 0:55:54He told him in no uncertain terms who Ronnie Pickering was.
0:55:54 > 0:55:58Let's enjoy the wit and wisdom of Ronnie fucking Pickering.
0:55:58 > 0:55:59BLEEPED SHOUTING
0:55:59 > 0:56:01- Yeah?- Yeah?
0:56:01 > 0:56:03What's your problem? You want to go?
0:56:03 > 0:56:06- You got a problem, ain't you? - With you, yeah.- Yeah, you have.
0:56:06 > 0:56:09- Take your- BLEEP- helmet off, then. - Oh, grow up, you- BLEEP.
0:56:09 > 0:56:12- You know who I am? You know who I am?- You what?
0:56:12 > 0:56:14- You know who I am?- Your car?
0:56:14 > 0:56:17- You wouldn't- BLEEP- when you pull up.- Well, who are you, then?
0:56:17 > 0:56:19- Ronnie Pickering.- Who?
0:56:19 > 0:56:21- Ronnie Pickering? - Who?- RONNIE PICKERING!
0:56:21 > 0:56:23- Who the- BLEEP- is that?- Yeah, me.
0:56:23 > 0:56:25APPLAUSE
0:56:27 > 0:56:29Who is Ronnie Pickering?
0:56:29 > 0:56:32Do you know who Ronnie Pickering is now?
0:56:32 > 0:56:33I still don't know.
0:56:33 > 0:56:35Rob, your turn.
0:56:41 > 0:56:43Hello, everybody. It's lovely to be here.
0:56:43 > 0:56:45As a proud Welshman,
0:56:45 > 0:56:48it has to be a proud exponent of the fine art of rugby.
0:56:48 > 0:56:51It could have been any of the mighty Welsh dragons -
0:56:51 > 0:56:53Sam Warburton, Dan Biggar, George North -
0:56:53 > 0:56:57but controversially, I've picked an Englishman.
0:56:57 > 0:56:59LAUGHTER AND BOOING
0:56:59 > 0:57:02Here is my Sports Personality Of The Year.
0:57:02 > 0:57:06But he wasn't going to let a small child stand in his way.
0:57:12 > 0:57:15Ten-year-old Toki with the tackle,
0:57:15 > 0:57:17whether he wanted to make it or not.
0:57:23 > 0:57:25Boris!
0:57:27 > 0:57:29So there we have it. It's the end of the show.
0:57:29 > 0:57:32Thank you to all of our wonderful guests. They were Lady C...
0:57:32 > 0:57:33KSI...
0:57:33 > 0:57:35Rob Brydon...
0:57:35 > 0:57:37and Victorian Coren Mitchell.
0:57:37 > 0:57:41And thank you to you for watching at home,
0:57:41 > 0:57:43and we will see you all in 2016.
0:57:59 > 0:58:01# Got rocks on my wrist That shit you can't resist
0:58:01 > 0:58:04# Cash flow greater than the haters hating on my gist
0:58:04 > 0:58:08# Riding in your face, looking like I found a damn genie... #
0:58:08 > 0:58:10Riding in my R-Type Bentley.
0:58:10 > 0:58:13B-B-B-Bentley. B-B-B-Bentley.
0:58:13 > 0:58:16Bitch, I know you see me in my R-Type Bentley.
0:58:16 > 0:58:18B-B-B-Bentley. B-B-B-Bentley.
0:58:18 > 0:58:21Ride so quick you think I'm Houdini.
0:58:21 > 0:58:23HE MOUTHS: What the fuck?
0:58:23 > 0:58:26# B-b-been in the game since Namco
0:58:26 > 0:58:29# Bring it back, I'm fully gassed, yo
0:58:29 > 0:58:31# Vroom, vroom, in my brand-new Lambo
0:58:31 > 0:58:34# Juiced up And I don't give a damn, yo
0:58:34 > 0:58:37# Going 120, and that's my slowest
0:58:37 > 0:58:40# On a one-way lane, like Lois
0:58:40 > 0:58:42# Who's that? Superman's bitch
0:58:42 > 0:58:46# Wanna see what happens when I touch the Superman switch? #