0:00:02 > 0:00:06This programme contains very strong language
0:00:06 > 0:00:08# Always fooling around When we were young
0:00:08 > 0:00:11# Time flies so fast When you're having fun
0:00:11 > 0:00:13# Don't wanna get old
0:00:13 > 0:00:15# I never wanna grow up. # CRASH
0:00:16 > 0:00:20What were Furbies all about? They were crazy!
0:00:20 > 0:00:22No, no, I don't think I remember the Macarena.
0:00:22 > 0:00:26Oh, I remember it! The Macarena! It was crazy!
0:00:26 > 0:00:31The 1990s were a time of great seismic political shifts.
0:00:31 > 0:00:35The tinderbox that was the Iraqi invasion of Kuwait,
0:00:35 > 0:00:39the complexity of the Balkan conflict and...
0:00:39 > 0:00:40Sorry?
0:00:42 > 0:00:44Oh. Oh, yes, I see.
0:00:47 > 0:00:49Shell suits.
0:00:49 > 0:00:52What was going on there? They were crazy!
0:00:52 > 0:00:56Imagine being alive in the 1990s.
0:00:56 > 0:00:59It must have been incredible.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02Oh, God, why are we remembering Global Hypercolor T-shirts?
0:01:02 > 0:01:04Yeah! Why remember something
0:01:04 > 0:01:07when it never went out of style in the first place?
0:01:08 > 0:01:11The only thing these shows make me nostalgic for
0:01:11 > 0:01:12is the days that they made decent telly.
0:01:12 > 0:01:16It makes it seem like we spent ten years listening to Cotton Eye Joe.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18I mean, why would anyone want to remember...? Oh, my God! Pogs!
0:01:18 > 0:01:23Pogs? Oh, man, the playground craze that took the '90s by storm!
0:01:23 > 0:01:27Do you know, I still have my prize folder of original Pogs.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30Is it next to your prize certificate for being an original loser?
0:01:31 > 0:01:35What's the point in hanging on to a load of useless cardboard circles?
0:01:35 > 0:01:39Despite being dismissed by many as useless cardboard circles,
0:01:39 > 0:01:43they are now collectors' items and can sell for thousands of pounds.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Thousands of pounds?!
0:01:57 > 0:02:01Oh, my God! Apparently, a complete collection of mint condition Pogs
0:02:01 > 0:02:04sold recently for £500,000.
0:02:04 > 0:02:08Just think what we could buy with £500,000!
0:02:08 > 0:02:12You could buy a complete collection of mint condition Pogs!
0:02:13 > 0:02:17Well, you won't find mintier than these. Never been played with.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20I always knew there were benefits to being anal.
0:02:20 > 0:02:21Don't even bother, Ben!
0:02:23 > 0:02:25100% complete. We're rich!
0:02:25 > 0:02:27ALL: Yay!
0:02:27 > 0:02:30No, wait! There's one missing.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32What? That's impossible.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34They must be still worth quite a lot!
0:02:34 > 0:02:37Of course, if even just one of these Pogs is missing,
0:02:37 > 0:02:39the entire collection is worthless.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42Anyone who thinks otherwise is a fucking idiot.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47- A bit harsh! - TV IS SWITCHED OFF
0:02:47 > 0:02:50But I definitely collected that final Pog.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52It was red and black with a silver stripe.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54It was the first week of school.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57If only I could remember what happened to that Pog.
0:02:58 > 0:03:02# If it hadn't been for Cotton Eye Joe I'd have been married long time ago
0:03:02 > 0:03:05# Where did you come from? Where did you go...? #
0:03:05 > 0:03:06MUSIC STOPS
0:03:06 > 0:03:09HE INHALES LOUDLY Somebody save me!
0:03:09 > 0:03:10- MATTHEW:- Agh!
0:03:10 > 0:03:12Ha! Huh, huh, huh! Ha!
0:03:12 > 0:03:14The Power Rangers!
0:03:14 > 0:03:17Hey there, little man. What seems to be the problem?
0:03:17 > 0:03:20There's a big scary bully trying to get all of my pocket money off of me!
0:03:20 > 0:03:21Shit!
0:03:24 > 0:03:26INHALES LOUDLY
0:03:26 > 0:03:29I knew you weren't a Power Ranger. Why are you dressed like that?
0:03:29 > 0:03:32When they said we had games on Thursday, I thought we got to pick the game.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35Oh, great! You're not going to save me from the bully!
0:03:35 > 0:03:38MATTHEW: Oh, no! That's him!
0:03:38 > 0:03:40Hey, bully! Leave this kid alone!
0:03:40 > 0:03:41I'm not a bully!
0:03:41 > 0:03:43You were trying to get my pocket money off of me.
0:03:43 > 0:03:46I was just trying to get you to invest in my pyramid scheme.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48Oh, where loads of people put in money at the base
0:03:48 > 0:03:49and the top people cream off the profit?
0:03:49 > 0:03:53No, where we save up together and buy a pyramid!
0:03:54 > 0:03:58A pyramid? I'm in! Here's £2.
0:03:58 > 0:04:02Oh! A fat quid? Brill!
0:04:02 > 0:04:05I'm Tom. I'm a ledge.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07I'm Matthew. I'm not a ledge.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10I'm Ben. When I was a baby, I fell off a ledge.
0:04:11 > 0:04:12I've heard about you.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15They say, if you give him something shiny, he'll eat it.
0:04:15 > 0:04:18Hey! Nice bum bag.
0:04:18 > 0:04:19It's not a bum bag, it's my Pogtainer.
0:04:19 > 0:04:22And with this final Pog, I'll have completed my set.
0:04:22 > 0:04:27No-one likes Pogs any more! Pogs are sad.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30In my gang, we're into...
0:04:30 > 0:04:33friendship bracelets.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36Wow! That's loads!
0:04:36 > 0:04:38How many friends are in this gang?
0:04:38 > 0:04:39Just me.
0:04:39 > 0:04:43But I'm really good at making friendship bracelets.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46Can we be in your gang?
0:04:46 > 0:04:49Hmm... You'll have to pass some kind of test.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51Let me think.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54What's wrong with your yo-yo?
0:04:54 > 0:04:56It bends off to the left.
0:04:56 > 0:04:59I knew this costume was too revealing.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03No! The yo-yo!
0:05:03 > 0:05:05It just needs a weight on the other side.
0:05:05 > 0:05:06Something like...
0:05:08 > 0:05:09...this.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11Isn't that your final Pog?
0:05:14 > 0:05:15Ben, sit on this.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19I like your ideas, Matthew.
0:05:19 > 0:05:23And your beard! So thick on one so young!
0:05:26 > 0:05:29- It works! - Now, what's this test?
0:05:29 > 0:05:32No need for a test. You've both already passed.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34Matthew, you'll be the brains.
0:05:35 > 0:05:39And, Ben, you'll be the, er...
0:05:39 > 0:05:40buttocks!
0:05:42 > 0:05:44I'll teach you the secret handshake.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52It needs a bit of work.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55I used to carry that yo-yo everywhere!
0:05:55 > 0:05:59I had it with me when I broke my arm. When I got hit by that bus.
0:05:59 > 0:06:04And when I saw my grandfather fall from a fifth-floor window into a wood-chipper.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06It was sort of like a good luck charm.
0:06:08 > 0:06:09Go and get it!
0:06:10 > 0:06:13Dressing as the blue Power Ranger for PE?
0:06:13 > 0:06:15Ha! What an idiot!
0:06:15 > 0:06:18Everyone knows the red one's the fastest.
0:06:18 > 0:06:24It'll be in here. This box contains my happiest memories.
0:06:31 > 0:06:32Wrong box.
0:06:34 > 0:06:39This box contains my happiest memories.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49Here it is. We're rich!
0:06:49 > 0:06:50ALL: Yay!
0:06:50 > 0:06:54Wait a minute! It's still bent off to the left.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56The Pog isn't here! It must have come off!
0:06:56 > 0:06:59- Well, where is it? - I'll search these magazines.
0:06:59 > 0:07:04No! Give me a minute. I can remember this.
0:07:04 > 0:07:08The last time this yo-yo worked properly was...
0:07:09 > 0:07:12Well, it must've been the last day of school.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16# LAS KETCHUP: The Ketchup Song
0:07:18 > 0:07:19Dude!
0:07:19 > 0:07:20MUSIC STOPS
0:07:24 > 0:07:26We still need to work on that secret handshake.
0:07:26 > 0:07:29I thought you were getting your shirt signed by all your friends?
0:07:29 > 0:07:30I did.
0:07:31 > 0:07:32Mrs Coulson?
0:07:32 > 0:07:35Yeah. The best librarian I've ever known.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37What do you think of this?
0:07:37 > 0:07:39You've gotta watch what you do with your hair, Tom, it'll fall out.
0:07:39 > 0:07:42That's not going to happen!
0:07:42 > 0:07:43Tom!
0:07:43 > 0:07:46You told me the last day of school was fancy dress!
0:07:46 > 0:07:50It is. Look, Matthew's come dressed as Harry Potter.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52ALL: Eh-oh!
0:07:52 > 0:07:54I can't believe it's the last day of school.
0:07:54 > 0:07:57Just think, seven years ago, we were in this room,
0:07:57 > 0:08:00we couldn't spell, we could barely write, we couldn't read.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02Yeah.
0:08:02 > 0:08:05- Nothing changes. - Hey.
0:08:05 > 0:08:09Remember our promise - when we're older, we're all going to live together.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12I dunno, guys. I'm off to university.
0:08:12 > 0:08:16The next time you see me, I'll have joined the upper echelons of academia.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19You might find it intimidating hanging out with a guy who's been to...
0:08:19 > 0:08:21Grimsby Technical College.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25- What's your plan, Tom? - I'm off to see the world.
0:08:25 > 0:08:29I read this incredible book that inspired me to travel,
0:08:29 > 0:08:32to really get out on the road.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34- Ooh, Jack Kerouac? - No, it was an A to Z.
0:08:36 > 0:08:37I've got big plans.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41Mum says I've got to tidy my room this Saturday.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43And then...
0:08:43 > 0:08:45the world is my oyster.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47Ben's like me.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50We're studying at the University of Life.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Actually, Tom...
0:08:52 > 0:08:54this came this morning.
0:08:54 > 0:08:58I've been rejected from the University of Life.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00Hey, guys.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03- ALL: Eugh! - Can I sign your leavers' books?
0:09:03 > 0:09:06- No!- They're for school leavers, not school losers.
0:09:08 > 0:09:12Come on, guys, let's head to the dinner hall, y'all.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16I didn't know this place had a dinner hall!
0:09:16 > 0:09:18Can't believe I found out on the last day of school.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21Yes, Ben, the dinner hall, just past the toilets.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23Toilets?!
0:09:23 > 0:09:27- Tom, can I talk to you for a second? - HE GROANS
0:09:27 > 0:09:29Matthew tells me you're going travelling the world.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31I've booked myself a one-way ferry ticket to Calais.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Then who knows?
0:09:33 > 0:09:36First Europe. Then Asia.
0:09:36 > 0:09:40Maybe swing over to Latin America, see how those amigos are doing.
0:09:40 > 0:09:41Oh!
0:09:41 > 0:09:44Well, I'm going to miss you, like, loads and stuff...
0:09:44 > 0:09:46so I was wondering, well,
0:09:46 > 0:09:48maybe you'd give me something to remember you by?
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Remember me with that, all right?
0:09:57 > 0:10:01Tom, quick! We just heard a rumour - they're going to egg all the sad kids!
0:10:01 > 0:10:03I can't wait to see this!
0:10:05 > 0:10:09KIDS CHANT: Sad kids! Sad kids! Sad kids! Sad kids! Sad kids! Sad kids!
0:10:11 > 0:10:12This is incredible news!
0:10:12 > 0:10:15Yeah! Rachel... you fancied me!
0:10:17 > 0:10:19That was years ago. I was, like, 14.
0:10:19 > 0:10:22God, I wish you were still 14.
0:10:22 > 0:10:23No...
0:10:25 > 0:10:26No, that came out wrong.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30The Pog's on the denim jacket. Do you still have it?
0:10:30 > 0:10:31Give me ten minutes.
0:10:31 > 0:10:35Ten minutes? Sounds about right.
0:10:37 > 0:10:39MATTHEW: No!
0:10:39 > 0:10:41You're going to stay right here.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43If you insist.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46Whoa!
0:10:59 > 0:11:00Right, so this is all my old clothes.
0:11:02 > 0:11:06- The jacket must be in here somewhere. - HE SNIFFS
0:11:09 > 0:11:12Rachel, did you actually used to wear this?
0:11:12 > 0:11:15HE CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY Yeah, yeah... Yeah, Rachel used to wear it.
0:11:16 > 0:11:17Here it is! We're rich!
0:11:17 > 0:11:19ALL: Yay!
0:11:20 > 0:11:21Wait.
0:11:23 > 0:11:24The Pog's not on here.
0:11:24 > 0:11:28It must be. It was definitely there last time I wore it.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31It was at the house-warming party for this place. Remember?
0:11:38 > 0:11:40CRAZY FROG TUNE PLAYS
0:11:45 > 0:11:47- You look happy. - How could I not be?
0:11:47 > 0:11:51I'm moving into a flat with my two favourite people in the world -
0:11:51 > 0:11:53my sister and my girlfriend.
0:11:53 > 0:11:56I hope Fiona doesn't mind me living with you.
0:11:56 > 0:11:58Of course not. Fiona loves you.
0:11:58 > 0:12:00Rachel, I've labelled all the food in the fridge
0:12:00 > 0:12:04so you won't "accidentally" use some of our margarine like you did this morning.
0:12:04 > 0:12:07I'm sorry, Fiona. It was only one piece of toast.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10Oh, God, yeah, it's fine. I'm not the housemate from hell, am I?
0:12:10 > 0:12:11Just buy us another tub.
0:12:13 > 0:12:15Right, now I kinda need to talk to my boo-boo,
0:12:15 > 0:12:17so if you could...shoo-shoo.
0:12:17 > 0:12:20Don't worry, I suddenly really need a drink.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23It's a great party, isn't it? Look at all these people.
0:12:23 > 0:12:26Matthew, these are all Rachel's friends. Where are yours?
0:12:26 > 0:12:29I'm sure they'll be here soon, dear.
0:12:29 > 0:12:30Love you.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32Not in front of everybody. And don't slouch.
0:12:32 > 0:12:35DOORBELL RINGS Ooh! That'll be them now.
0:12:38 > 0:12:42Whoo-hoo!
0:12:42 > 0:12:44Brokeback Mountain! Get it?
0:12:47 > 0:12:49Ben, this isn't a fancy dress party.
0:12:49 > 0:12:51I know.
0:12:51 > 0:12:54So, how's uni? Settling in all right?
0:12:54 > 0:12:56Ben, I've graduated. It's been three years.
0:12:56 > 0:12:58Three years?!
0:12:58 > 0:13:01I need to get this back to Blockbuster.
0:13:03 > 0:13:04So, what have you been up to?
0:13:04 > 0:13:08Well, I've got my own place, a degree, a girlfriend. You?
0:13:08 > 0:13:10I'm your girlfriend?
0:13:12 > 0:13:14No, what have you been up to?
0:13:14 > 0:13:15Oh!
0:13:15 > 0:13:17Lots of stuff.
0:13:17 > 0:13:18This took me a good couple of days.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23And this weekend, I'm finally going to tidy my room.
0:13:25 > 0:13:28Matthew, some of Rachel's friends are drinking our lemonade.
0:13:28 > 0:13:30It's clearly labelled.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32HE MOUTHS
0:13:41 > 0:13:44Howdy. What's your name?
0:13:45 > 0:13:47Ben...it's me.
0:13:47 > 0:13:50Rachel! You look so different!
0:13:51 > 0:13:54I can't keep up with all this change.
0:13:54 > 0:13:56I wish Tom was still here.
0:13:56 > 0:13:58Oh, me too.
0:13:58 > 0:14:02It's incredible what he's doing - travelling the world.
0:14:02 > 0:14:05I often think of him - rugged, handsome,
0:14:05 > 0:14:10his long hair flowing in the wind as he hikes down the Great Wall of China.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12The Great Wall of China?
0:14:13 > 0:14:17Come on, Rachel! That was knocked down in 1989.
0:14:18 > 0:14:21Er, Rachel, Fiona would like you to explain to your friends
0:14:21 > 0:14:23about the importance of coasters.
0:14:30 > 0:14:34Jai-ho!
0:14:34 > 0:14:36Tom! You're back!
0:14:36 > 0:14:39I return from my travels.
0:14:39 > 0:14:43And I come bearing gifts.
0:14:43 > 0:14:48Ben, this is for you.
0:14:48 > 0:14:51And, Matthew, these...
0:14:51 > 0:14:55- are for you. - HE LAUGHS
0:14:55 > 0:14:59So, tell us all about your adventures.
0:14:59 > 0:15:03Such sights, such smells,
0:15:03 > 0:15:06such special offers.
0:15:06 > 0:15:11The duty-free at Calais is incredible.
0:15:11 > 0:15:14Oh, God, you never left the duty-free!
0:15:14 > 0:15:17You've never seen Toblerone so big.
0:15:18 > 0:15:23Hey, Rachel's here. She'll be delighted to see you.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25- Rachel! - Oh, dear.
0:15:25 > 0:15:28Has she still got her little teenage crush on me?
0:15:30 > 0:15:31Tom!
0:15:31 > 0:15:34Oh, my God!
0:15:34 > 0:15:37Oh...my...God!
0:15:39 > 0:15:42You're not how I remember you at all.
0:15:42 > 0:15:45I was about to say exactly the same thing.
0:15:45 > 0:15:47Guys...you must meet my girlfriend.
0:15:48 > 0:15:53Fiona, this is Tom and Ben, my oldest and dearest pals.
0:15:53 > 0:15:55Tom's just come back from Calais.
0:15:57 > 0:16:00Imagine the biggest bottle of Malibu you've ever seen.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03Now double it.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05You're still not even close.
0:16:07 > 0:16:10He's blowing my mind.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12Come on, Matthew, I want to dance.
0:16:12 > 0:16:17- Fiona seems a bit... - Of a bitch. Yeah, she is.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19What does Matthew even see in her?
0:16:19 > 0:16:22# Missy be puttin' it down I'm the hottest round
0:16:22 > 0:16:25# I told y'all mother... Y'all can't stop me now
0:16:25 > 0:16:27# Listen to me now I'm lasting 20 rounds
0:16:27 > 0:16:28# And if you want me... #
0:16:28 > 0:16:30Now I really need a drink.
0:16:30 > 0:16:34Your wish is my giant bottle of Malibu.
0:16:35 > 0:16:40No, thanks, Tom. If I drank all of this, I might do something really stupid.
0:16:42 > 0:16:44SHE PANTS
0:16:44 > 0:16:46Where am I?
0:16:47 > 0:16:48Oh.
0:16:50 > 0:16:51Oh, my God.
0:16:51 > 0:16:54Er... Listen, Tom,
0:16:54 > 0:16:55I was drunk and...
0:16:55 > 0:16:56Ben?!
0:16:56 > 0:16:58Oh, shit.
0:17:12 > 0:17:15DOOR SHUTS HE SNORTS
0:17:17 > 0:17:21"Never tell anyone about this, or else!
0:17:21 > 0:17:24"PS, you should really tidy this room."
0:17:29 > 0:17:31I can't believe you've slept with Rachel!
0:17:31 > 0:17:33I can't believe you told them!
0:17:33 > 0:17:35You took advantage of me when I was drunk!
0:17:35 > 0:17:38- HE GASPS - You took advantage of ME when I was drunk!
0:17:38 > 0:17:42Why did no-one take advantage of ME? I was drunk!
0:17:44 > 0:17:45It's fine.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47Honestly. I'm fine.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51Just going to go and get a drink.
0:17:54 > 0:17:55- You massive- BLEEP!
0:17:55 > 0:17:58- CROCKERY SMASHES - You ginormous- BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP!
0:17:58 > 0:18:02- You heart wa...- BLEEP! - You horse lasagne!
0:18:02 > 0:18:05- You- BLEEP- cunt!
0:18:13 > 0:18:16Well, ha-ha, let's not worry about the past.
0:18:16 > 0:18:18Let's focus on the present.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20What's pinned to that headboard is worth a fortune.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22Did you bring it with you when you moved in?
0:18:22 > 0:18:24- Yes.- Go and get it!
0:18:27 > 0:18:30Just the Pog, I mean, not the whole...
0:18:33 > 0:18:35...headboard.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37Here it is! We're rich!
0:18:37 > 0:18:39BOTH: Yeah!
0:18:39 > 0:18:40But it's not on here.
0:18:40 > 0:18:43What? Maybe I tidied it away.
0:18:43 > 0:18:46- SHE SCOFFS - Be serious, Ben.
0:18:46 > 0:18:49When was the last time you had that Pog?
0:18:49 > 0:18:51Well...
0:18:51 > 0:18:54must have been four years ago.
0:18:54 > 0:18:58It was the day Tom and I moved into this flat.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02# DIZZEE RASCAL: Bonkers
0:19:02 > 0:19:05Maybe I'm out of touch, but I just don't get modern music.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07# REDNEX: Cotton Eye Joe That's more like it.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09# ...I'd been married long time ago
0:19:09 > 0:19:12# Where did you come from? Where did you go? #
0:19:13 > 0:19:15Ben, watch your feet on the stairs.
0:19:15 > 0:19:18I dropped something, so there's some water...
0:19:18 > 0:19:20and some glass...
0:19:20 > 0:19:22and a goldfish.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24SWITCHES MUSIC OFF
0:19:24 > 0:19:27Dude-decahedron!
0:19:27 > 0:19:29Hey, housemate!
0:19:40 > 0:19:43I shouldn't have boxed up all my other clothes.
0:19:46 > 0:19:48Whoa!
0:19:49 > 0:19:52Listen, I'm sorry Fiona split up with you,
0:19:52 > 0:19:56but it does mean we get to fulfil our pact and all live together.
0:19:56 > 0:19:58Ha!
0:19:58 > 0:20:01Besides, you're better off without her.
0:20:01 > 0:20:04- That girl was a complete bi... - DOOR OPENS
0:20:04 > 0:20:06...bibbity bobbity boo!
0:20:07 > 0:20:10Fiona! You're still here!
0:20:10 > 0:20:13Perfect. Just two of the many reasons I'm leaving you.
0:20:14 > 0:20:18Well, now you can live with your pathetic school friends and never grow up.
0:20:18 > 0:20:21- Brilliant! - Cheer up.
0:20:21 > 0:20:25How about we put some music on and you can have a dance?
0:20:25 > 0:20:28# ...Missy be puttin' it down I'm the hottest round... #
0:20:28 > 0:20:30I'm going through a difficult break-up!
0:20:30 > 0:20:33- SWITCHES MUSIC OFF - Worth a try.
0:20:33 > 0:20:35I'll be back tomorrow, Matthew, for the rest of my stuff,
0:20:35 > 0:20:37which is clearly labelled.
0:20:40 > 0:20:43- Rachel!- Well, that's me moved out of my room.
0:20:43 > 0:20:45Sorry, but it still smells a bit of my perfume.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47Bagsy my room!
0:20:50 > 0:20:51Ben.
0:20:51 > 0:20:53Rachel.
0:20:53 > 0:20:55Um...
0:20:55 > 0:20:56Listen...
0:20:56 > 0:20:58- Um... - Rachel!
0:20:58 > 0:21:03I have got you a brilliant house-leaving present.
0:21:06 > 0:21:08So, this one must be my room.
0:21:11 > 0:21:12CLATTERING
0:21:12 > 0:21:14Ooh!
0:21:14 > 0:21:16It's going to need a tidy.
0:21:19 > 0:21:22Oh, I'm going to miss living with you, Matthew.
0:21:22 > 0:21:23But I'll call you in the week.
0:21:23 > 0:21:26You thought any more about that internship at Carabine Promotions?
0:21:26 > 0:21:29I think I can do a little bit better than a temp job at your office.
0:21:30 > 0:21:34Don't forget, I almost got a 2:2 in Leisure and Tourism.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40Ta-dah!
0:21:40 > 0:21:42Oh, Tom!
0:21:42 > 0:21:43It's so...big.
0:21:43 > 0:21:47- HORN HONKS - Oh, better go. Andrew's waiting outside.
0:21:47 > 0:21:49Who's Andrew? The removal man?
0:21:49 > 0:21:52No, Tom! Andrew's my boyfriend.
0:21:59 > 0:22:01Bye, guys.
0:22:05 > 0:22:09Now that I'm living here, nothing can hold me back.
0:22:11 > 0:22:13Who knows where life will take me?
0:22:17 > 0:22:19I can't believe that was four years ago.
0:22:21 > 0:22:24I need to tidy that room.
0:22:24 > 0:22:27Still, it was fun remembering things, wasn't it?
0:22:28 > 0:22:30What?
0:22:30 > 0:22:32The Pog! You haven't remembered the Pog.
0:22:32 > 0:22:35Oh, yeah. I was just getting to that.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40Who knows where life will take me?
0:22:57 > 0:23:00Hm! SIGHS CONTENTEDLY
0:23:05 > 0:23:08So, it was...under this table all along!
0:23:08 > 0:23:10We're rich!
0:23:10 > 0:23:11ALL CHEER
0:23:15 > 0:23:17It's not here.
0:23:17 > 0:23:20Can I trust anything you say any more?
0:23:20 > 0:23:23Wait. This isn't the same table.
0:23:23 > 0:23:26That table was Fiona's. She came back the next day to pick it up
0:23:26 > 0:23:29with the rest of her clearly labelled stuff.
0:23:29 > 0:23:30Well, then you need to phone Fiona.
0:23:30 > 0:23:33HE CHUCKLES
0:23:33 > 0:23:35D'you know what?
0:23:35 > 0:23:37I'm not that bothered about these Pogs after all.
0:23:37 > 0:23:39- Oh, come on, Matthew! - Matthew!
0:23:39 > 0:23:40All right, all right!
0:23:46 > 0:23:47DOORBELL RINGS
0:23:51 > 0:23:54I can't do it. Rachel, you answer it.
0:23:56 > 0:23:59I can't answer it. She hates me. Tom...
0:23:59 > 0:24:01Don't look at me.
0:24:01 > 0:24:02- BEN:- I'll get it.
0:24:07 > 0:24:10What? You said it was knight-time.
0:24:16 > 0:24:20Ben, you look...fantastic.
0:24:20 > 0:24:22Knight-time. Huh! Yeah.
0:24:25 > 0:24:29Matthew, it's so good to see you. You look great.
0:24:30 > 0:24:33Rachel! You look more beautiful than ever.
0:24:35 > 0:24:37Tom!
0:24:41 > 0:24:42Hello!
0:24:44 > 0:24:47Fiona, you're... you're really nice!
0:24:47 > 0:24:49Come in.
0:24:49 > 0:24:52Oh! I love what you've done with the place.
0:24:52 > 0:24:57Yeah, I think might owe you all an apology for the way I used to treat you all.
0:24:57 > 0:25:00I guess back then I... I might have been a bit of a bitch.
0:25:00 > 0:25:02ALL: No!
0:25:02 > 0:25:06I was just so unhappy. But I sorted myself out.
0:25:06 > 0:25:09I went to a therapist who told me the whole time I was dating Matthew
0:25:09 > 0:25:11I was just massively sexually unfulfilled.
0:25:14 > 0:25:17Huh! Let's have a look at this table, eh, shall we?
0:25:17 > 0:25:18Before we do that...
0:25:19 > 0:25:22...there's someone very special I'd like you to meet.
0:25:27 > 0:25:29Matthew, this is Martin.
0:25:29 > 0:25:31# CAT STEVENS: Father And Son
0:25:31 > 0:25:33You should have told me.
0:25:33 > 0:25:36# It's not time to make a change
0:25:36 > 0:25:40# Just relax, take it easy
0:25:40 > 0:25:43# You're still young that's your fault
0:25:43 > 0:25:47# There's so much you have to know
0:25:47 > 0:25:48# Find a girl... #
0:25:48 > 0:25:50And this is my husband, Marcus.
0:25:50 > 0:25:52MUSIC STOPS
0:25:55 > 0:25:58Well, Fiona, you've certainly got a type.
0:25:58 > 0:26:02You must be Matthew. I've heard all about you.
0:26:02 > 0:26:04I was Fiona's therapist.
0:26:04 > 0:26:07And let me tell you, I... I really got to the root of the problem.
0:26:07 > 0:26:10Christ alive, mate, your kid's right there!
0:26:10 > 0:26:13Now, Matthew, I can't sell you our old coffee table.
0:26:13 > 0:26:15You can just have it.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17It's been so lovely to see you all again.
0:26:17 > 0:26:21Come on, Martin, let's get you to your dance class.
0:26:21 > 0:26:24And then we'll get Mummy home for a little...therapy session.
0:26:24 > 0:26:27- Oh!- Eurgh!
0:26:27 > 0:26:29We did it! We're rich!
0:26:29 > 0:26:31Yeah!
0:26:31 > 0:26:34And all it cost us was our friendship.
0:26:34 > 0:26:36Oh... Come on, mate.
0:26:36 > 0:26:42Tom, get over it. We were drunk. It was just meaningless, wild sex.
0:26:42 > 0:26:44- BEN:- Yeah.
0:26:44 > 0:26:48And only once. Most of the night we were just...
0:26:48 > 0:26:52- cuddling. - Aarrrrghhhh!
0:26:54 > 0:26:57How long before those two get together?
0:27:01 > 0:27:02All done?
0:27:14 > 0:27:16The Pog!
0:27:16 > 0:27:20- HEAVENLY MUSIC PLAYS - This time, we really are rich!
0:27:20 > 0:27:23My collection is complete.
0:27:26 > 0:27:27- Hang on. - MUSIC STOPS
0:27:27 > 0:27:29There's an identical one right next to it.
0:27:30 > 0:27:32Oh, God!
0:27:32 > 0:27:33I've remembered the wrong Pog!
0:27:38 > 0:27:41This wasn't the final Pog. This was a swapsy.
0:27:41 > 0:27:43What did the other Pog look like?
0:27:43 > 0:27:47It was a shiny. A silver shiny.
0:27:47 > 0:27:48And what happened to it?
0:27:52 > 0:27:55They say if you give him something shiny, he'll eat it.
0:27:55 > 0:27:57Hey! Nice bum bag.
0:27:57 > 0:27:59It's not a bum bag, it's my Pogtainer.
0:27:59 > 0:28:02- Pogs?- Shiny!
0:28:04 > 0:28:05HE GULPS
0:28:06 > 0:28:09I've got no idea what happened to that shiny Pog.
0:28:10 > 0:28:11Well...
0:28:11 > 0:28:13I guess we'll never know.
0:28:18 > 0:28:20I suppose what we've learnt from this episode
0:28:20 > 0:28:24is you can't live in the past, so it's important to forgive and forget.
0:28:24 > 0:28:27And finally, they don't make 'em like they used to.
0:28:27 > 0:28:31# If it hadn't been for Cotton Eye Joe I'd been married long time ago
0:28:31 > 0:28:33# Where did you come from? Where did you go?
0:28:33 > 0:28:35# Where did you come from Cotton Eye Joe?
0:28:35 > 0:28:37# If it hadn't been for Cotton Eye Joe I'd been married long time ago
0:28:37 > 0:28:40# Where did you come from? Where did you go?
0:28:40 > 0:28:42# Where did you come from Cotton Eye Joe?
0:28:49 > 0:28:53# If it hadn't been for Cotton Eye Joe I'd been married long time ago
0:28:53 > 0:28:54# Where did you come from? Where did you go?
0:28:54 > 0:28:56# Where did you come from Cotton Eye Joe?
0:28:56 > 0:29:00# If it hadn't been for Cotton Eye Joe I'd been married long time ago
0:29:00 > 0:29:02# Where did you come from? Where did you go?
0:29:02 > 0:29:04# Where did you come from Cotton Eye Joe? #