Homeless

Download Subtitles

Transcript

0:00:30 > 0:00:32Maybe I should get more carrots?

0:00:32 > 0:00:33What's this all about?

0:00:33 > 0:00:36We're looking after the school rabbit, Mr Bunnington.

0:00:36 > 0:00:38I just want to make sure I get everything right.

0:00:38 > 0:00:40Well, I think you've got enough carrots.

0:00:40 > 0:00:43- Spare any change, girls? - What for?- Paula!

0:00:43 > 0:00:45Trying to get into a homeless shelter for tonight.

0:00:45 > 0:00:47Which one? What's the address?

0:00:47 > 0:00:52The one in town. The... Birkenhead...Homeless Shelter.

0:00:52 > 0:00:53There's no such place.

0:00:53 > 0:00:56Leave the poor lad alone. There you go, son.

0:00:56 > 0:00:58Ta, love. You're a lifesaver.

0:01:00 > 0:01:03Homeless people round here! Can you believe that?

0:01:03 > 0:01:05What's the world coming to?

0:01:05 > 0:01:09He's not homeless. He'll have a better home than both of us.

0:01:09 > 0:01:11Mum, I've got to go.

0:01:11 > 0:01:14- I've got to pick up all this hay. I'll see you later.- See you.

0:01:15 > 0:01:18And you're not just going to sit round all weekend doing nothing.

0:01:18 > 0:01:21I still don't know why you don't want to come.

0:01:21 > 0:01:23Me mother hasn't seen you for years.

0:01:23 > 0:01:25I really do miss her. And all her lovely cats.

0:01:25 > 0:01:28And you'll be working hard through that list of jobs I want doing?

0:01:28 > 0:01:31- There's a cab.- Anyone'd think you can't wait to see the back of me.

0:01:31 > 0:01:33Of course not, darling.

0:01:36 > 0:01:38I wish you wouldn't wear that coat.

0:01:38 > 0:01:40Look at the state of it. Station, please.

0:01:45 > 0:01:46Bye!

0:02:00 > 0:02:03- Oh, dear. You all right, love?- Yeah.

0:02:06 > 0:02:10This is terrible. Wait right there.

0:02:12 > 0:02:13Oh, OK.

0:02:19 > 0:02:22- Here you are, love. - What's that for?- For you.

0:02:22 > 0:02:26I could give you money, but I thought it better to give you a sandwich.

0:02:30 > 0:02:31Don't you like it?

0:02:31 > 0:02:36Well, I'm not a huge fan of Cheddar cheese, but no, it'll be OK.

0:02:38 > 0:02:39Have it now, if you like.

0:02:44 > 0:02:49- How long since you ate?- Well... - Oh, no! I don't mean to pry.

0:02:50 > 0:02:54- Are you warm enough?- Not really. It's gone a bit chilly, hasn't it?

0:02:54 > 0:03:00And they say it's going to pelt down any minute. Tell you what,

0:03:00 > 0:03:03I live just over there. Why don't you come back and have a cup of tea?

0:03:03 > 0:03:08- Back to yours?- Yeah. Get a warm.

0:03:08 > 0:03:10I've got some nice homemade soup, too.

0:03:10 > 0:03:11Go on, then!

0:03:15 > 0:03:17I'm Eileen, by the way.

0:03:17 > 0:03:19I'm Dave. Very pleased to meet you.

0:03:26 > 0:03:27I don't believe it. Pete!

0:03:27 > 0:03:30What? Oh, it's not doing that again, is it?

0:03:30 > 0:03:32That's your fault, that is.

0:03:32 > 0:03:33Remind me again why it's my fault?

0:03:33 > 0:03:36Because you said you'd fix it, after the last time.

0:03:36 > 0:03:38And anything that annoys me is usually your fault.

0:03:38 > 0:03:42- A lose-lose situation, then. - This'll set me up for the day.

0:03:42 > 0:03:45And pickled onion Monster Munch is actually one of your five-a-day.

0:03:45 > 0:03:46I'll fix it for you.

0:03:46 > 0:03:49- I bet you don't.- You what?

0:03:49 > 0:03:53You always say you're going to do stuff, but you never really do.

0:03:53 > 0:03:55That's not what you think, is it?

0:03:55 > 0:03:57- I do loads for you lot.- Like what?

0:03:57 > 0:04:01Well... OK, I've been a bit busy at work lately, but...

0:04:01 > 0:04:03We're dead busy, too,

0:04:03 > 0:04:05but still find time for the important things.

0:04:05 > 0:04:09Anyway, can't stand round chatting. Got things to do, people to see.

0:04:09 > 0:04:10Ta-ra.

0:04:12 > 0:04:13I'm saying nothing.

0:04:15 > 0:04:19I think I might have overdone it with me bales of hay.

0:04:21 > 0:04:24Here, come and have a look, I've finished the run for him.

0:04:26 > 0:04:29It's like an obstacle course, so he doesn't get bored.

0:04:29 > 0:04:33Oh, they are like the showjumping fences at the Olympics.

0:04:33 > 0:04:36- Famous buildings.- Yeah.

0:04:36 > 0:04:42Here's the Liver Buildings, the Cathedrals, and the Apple Store!

0:04:42 > 0:04:46- Brilliant.- I once had the honour of taking home the school pet.

0:04:46 > 0:04:49- Gerby the gerbil. - That's imaginative.

0:04:49 > 0:04:52I was so proud. Carrying him home in his little cage.

0:04:52 > 0:04:55Such a shame me dad backed the car over it.

0:04:55 > 0:04:57Can we try not to do that with Mr Bunnington?

0:04:57 > 0:05:00Me dad went to the pet store and bought another one to replace it.

0:05:00 > 0:05:03But they only had a chinchilla - ten times the size of a gerbil.

0:05:03 > 0:05:07We just said Gerby'd had a growth spurt over the holidays,

0:05:07 > 0:05:09but nobody believed us.

0:05:09 > 0:05:12- Funny that(!)- In the end, everyone loved Chinny the chinchilla...

0:05:13 > 0:05:16..until he went wild and bit the headmaster on the face

0:05:16 > 0:05:18- and had to be put down.- Right.

0:05:23 > 0:05:27- That's lovely, that. Thank you. - You're welcome.

0:05:27 > 0:05:30- I should be going. - You don't want to go yet.

0:05:30 > 0:05:31Listen to that rain.

0:05:31 > 0:05:35Tell you what, why don't I run you a bath?

0:05:35 > 0:05:39- You what?- I've got some lovely Radox muscle-soak stuff.

0:05:39 > 0:05:40Got essential oils in it.

0:05:40 > 0:05:43Yeah... Eileen, I think I should explain...

0:05:43 > 0:05:45You don't have to explain anything to me.

0:05:45 > 0:05:48I don't care how you ended up where you are.

0:05:48 > 0:05:53I'm not here to judge you. Go on, let me run you that bath.

0:05:55 > 0:05:57OK.

0:06:00 > 0:06:03- Hey, kids, d'you want to lift to school?- Nah.

0:06:03 > 0:06:06Come on. We're leaving at the same time and I'm going your way.

0:06:06 > 0:06:08Yeah, but Chanice's mum is giving us a lift.

0:06:08 > 0:06:12- Too late now. We've moved on. - Don't say I didn't ask.

0:06:17 > 0:06:18Mum?

0:06:19 > 0:06:23D'you fancy coming with us to pick up this bloody rabbit?

0:06:23 > 0:06:26The kids'd love you to be there. Oh! I'm dying for the loo.

0:06:26 > 0:06:27Yeah, OK.

0:06:30 > 0:06:33No! Paula!

0:06:34 > 0:06:37- Argh!- Argh!- Who are you?

0:06:37 > 0:06:38I'm Dave. Who are you?

0:06:38 > 0:06:42Paula! What are you doing in me mum's bath?

0:06:42 > 0:06:45Come out of there, and leave the poor man alone. Sorry, Dave.

0:06:47 > 0:06:51Where did he come from? What is going on? Have you...?

0:06:51 > 0:06:55Oh my God! He is half your age.

0:06:55 > 0:06:58Don't be stupid. Get downstairs.

0:06:59 > 0:07:00Hi, honey! I'm home.

0:07:00 > 0:07:06I thought I'd pop back on me break, make a special effort

0:07:06 > 0:07:08and fix that washing machine.

0:07:08 > 0:07:11Pump's all fixed there. Shouldn't have any problems. Hi, Pete.

0:07:11 > 0:07:14- Ken? You've fixed it? - It needed doing.

0:07:14 > 0:07:16So you got someone else in?

0:07:16 > 0:07:18Someone from the same firm as me.

0:07:18 > 0:07:21- My workmate. Colleague.- You always say it's such a good company.

0:07:21 > 0:07:25- You said Pete was away today. - Did I say that?

0:07:25 > 0:07:26What I meant to say was, "He'll never do it,

0:07:26 > 0:07:29"so I'll get you in and, if it's someone he knows,

0:07:29 > 0:07:32"it might ram the point home a bit further."

0:07:34 > 0:07:37I'm all done here. Great seeing you both.

0:07:37 > 0:07:41- What about payment? - It's free. Gratis. A gift.

0:07:41 > 0:07:44I can't do anything right, can I?

0:07:44 > 0:07:45It appears not.

0:07:45 > 0:07:50Do you want a choc ice? Got 78 of them free from work.

0:07:50 > 0:07:52Got to be eaten by tomorrow. No?

0:07:56 > 0:07:58It just gets better!

0:07:58 > 0:08:03He is a homeless man that you picked up outside the Post Office?

0:08:03 > 0:08:06Shh. I didn't pick him up. I felt sorry for him.

0:08:06 > 0:08:08And I've offered him a cup of tea.

0:08:08 > 0:08:12- And now he's in the bath? Is he moving in?- Don't be daft.

0:08:12 > 0:08:15(What do you know about him?)

0:08:15 > 0:08:18Well, I got a couple of references before I spoke to him.

0:08:20 > 0:08:27- Hiya. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to... - No, no... Just a surprise.

0:08:27 > 0:08:32Eileen ran a bath. I just... I feel a bit foolish now.

0:08:32 > 0:08:34- I should leave you...- Have you got somewhere to go?- Paula!

0:08:34 > 0:08:37Oh, yeah, across the way. I live just by the shops.

0:08:37 > 0:08:40Well, I've just made a brew.

0:08:40 > 0:08:43Have a cup of tea and a piece of cake before you go. Come on.

0:08:44 > 0:08:45Go on, then.

0:08:59 > 0:09:01He's not homeless. He lives over the way.

0:09:01 > 0:09:04That's just his way of showing you where he's sleeping rough.

0:09:04 > 0:09:09It's his pride. He's not going to say "I'm homeless and I've got nothing."

0:09:09 > 0:09:11He was begging. You should see his coat.

0:09:12 > 0:09:14I've got an appointment with a rabbit.

0:09:16 > 0:09:18Oh, dear me.

0:09:21 > 0:09:24Eileen. Have you seen me clothes?

0:09:24 > 0:09:29- Yeah. I've put them in the wash. - Oh.- Not that they needed it...

0:09:29 > 0:09:31I just thought that it might have been a while...

0:09:32 > 0:09:36- And I was doing a coloured wash... - What am I going to put on?

0:09:37 > 0:09:41Oh! I didn't think about that.

0:09:41 > 0:09:44Erm...let me see.

0:09:48 > 0:09:51Well, that could fit, but I'm not sure about the pattern.

0:09:51 > 0:09:53SHE CHUCKLES

0:09:53 > 0:09:54They're Liam's.

0:10:30 > 0:10:31SCHOOL BELL RINGS

0:10:31 > 0:10:33Hiya.

0:10:33 > 0:10:34Where's this bunny, then?

0:10:34 > 0:10:37Liam was a bit unsure about Mr Bunnington.

0:10:37 > 0:10:39He's terrifying. He just stares at me.

0:10:39 > 0:10:43We've got to bring him home. I've spent the last fortnight building...

0:10:43 > 0:10:46So Jack's got him and is going to give him a hand.

0:10:46 > 0:10:48- I think this will be really good for Liam.- Come on, then. Where is it?

0:10:48 > 0:10:50He's in here.

0:10:50 > 0:10:53You haven't put the poor thing in your bag! It'll suffocate.

0:10:54 > 0:10:57Here he is. Mr Bunnington.

0:10:57 > 0:10:59Scary staring rabbit.

0:11:00 > 0:11:03- It's a toy? - Not a real rabbit?- Course not.

0:11:03 > 0:11:07- Oh, did you think that...?- No, no. We knew it was a stuffed toy.

0:11:07 > 0:11:11Yeah. And not a real live breathing rabbit.

0:11:11 > 0:11:13With a name like Mr Bunnington, we knew it was made of

0:11:13 > 0:11:15foam and fake fur.

0:11:15 > 0:11:18Miss Dunne in year two has tried it and it's been a huge success.

0:11:18 > 0:11:21I'm not being funny, but it'll not take much looking after.

0:11:21 > 0:11:24He's not going to need specially obstacles.

0:11:24 > 0:11:27It's all about the children using their imaginations,

0:11:27 > 0:11:29looking after things that don't belong to them,

0:11:29 > 0:11:32- without killing them. It's great, isn't it?- Yeah.

0:11:32 > 0:11:37You got Mr Bunnington? Poor you. It's more trouble than it's worth.

0:11:37 > 0:11:39I'd rather have taken home a crazed pit-bull.

0:11:39 > 0:11:40Come on.

0:11:46 > 0:11:49Mmm! lovely carrots. Nom nom nom!

0:11:50 > 0:11:51Come on! We're having a great time.

0:11:51 > 0:11:56- No!- Look at this wonderful obstacle course I've made for him.

0:11:56 > 0:11:58Ooh, lovely!

0:12:12 > 0:12:13Are you ready for this?

0:12:13 > 0:12:18Yeah. They're only clothes. Best put them to good use.

0:12:22 > 0:12:25Oh, right.

0:12:25 > 0:12:26Oh, was this a bad idea?

0:12:26 > 0:12:28No, no. It's fine.

0:12:33 > 0:12:37Oh, your clothes are on the line. They'll be dry soon.

0:13:02 > 0:13:04I see you've packed your little tool box.

0:13:04 > 0:13:08Just the light needs fixing in the kitchen. It's really tricky.

0:13:08 > 0:13:10What are you on now?

0:13:10 > 0:13:11I'm on seven.

0:13:11 > 0:13:14This is my eighth. Bet I puke way before you.

0:13:14 > 0:13:16I'm going to puke first. Eurgh!

0:13:16 > 0:13:19Melissa. That's enough now!

0:13:19 > 0:13:21Only messing. Sounds good, though, doesn't it.

0:13:21 > 0:13:25What's wrong with you? You look like you've seen a ghost.

0:13:25 > 0:13:27I think I have. I must be going mad.

0:13:27 > 0:13:29I've just seen me dad.

0:13:29 > 0:13:32You what? You've lost the plot!

0:13:32 > 0:13:34Who the hell's that?

0:13:34 > 0:13:35I'm frigged if I know.

0:13:37 > 0:13:38And what's he doing in me dad's cardigan?

0:13:43 > 0:13:44Hello.

0:13:45 > 0:13:47Hiya.

0:13:58 > 0:14:00You meet Dave?

0:14:00 > 0:14:01Yeah, but who is he?

0:14:01 > 0:14:03Who's that weird man?

0:14:03 > 0:14:04Is that your new boyfriend, Nan?

0:14:04 > 0:14:06No! God no. He's just a friend.

0:14:07 > 0:14:09- Where did he come from? - He's homeless.

0:14:09 > 0:14:15- Hopeless?- Homeless. I gave him some warm food and a bath.- You what?

0:14:15 > 0:14:18He's only wearing those clothes cos I washed his. They're nearly dry.

0:14:18 > 0:14:19What's he doing with the lights?

0:14:19 > 0:14:21You know that light's always on the blink.

0:14:21 > 0:14:23He reckons he can fix it.

0:14:23 > 0:14:27But I was going to do that. I am an electrician. That is my job.

0:14:27 > 0:14:29Well, you'll probably have to finish it off.

0:14:29 > 0:14:31I don't think he knows what he's doing.

0:14:31 > 0:14:35Lights all fixed. Anything else?

0:14:35 > 0:14:38I really do give up.

0:14:38 > 0:14:40- Thanks, Dave.- Pleasure.

0:14:42 > 0:14:43- Hello.- Hiya!

0:14:45 > 0:14:49No more feeding the pigmy goats or patting the ferrets?

0:14:49 > 0:14:50Not for this year, Johnny.

0:14:56 > 0:14:57Don't stare, kids.

0:14:59 > 0:15:00Er, my name's Jack.

0:15:01 > 0:15:03So they gave you a stuffed toy to look after?

0:15:03 > 0:15:05What kind of school is it?

0:15:05 > 0:15:07Just lash it in the boot, they'll be none the wiser.

0:15:07 > 0:15:09It's not about looking after it.

0:15:09 > 0:15:10As we thought.

0:15:10 > 0:15:13It's about using their imagination and creativity.

0:15:13 > 0:15:15- I think it's a great idea.- Yeah.

0:15:15 > 0:15:17What's a buckaroo, when it's at home?

0:15:17 > 0:15:20- Where you get on the floor. - And I get on your back.

0:15:20 > 0:15:23- Here you are. - What's the story with this bloke?

0:15:23 > 0:15:25He's just in need. I'm just doing my bit.

0:15:25 > 0:15:28Should we be letting the kids near him?

0:15:28 > 0:15:30Shall we see if we can get him CRB checked?

0:15:30 > 0:15:32Oh yeah! He's a right menace, isn't he?

0:15:33 > 0:15:37Can Dave come back to our house? He's more fun than Mr Bunnington.

0:15:38 > 0:15:41DAVE LAUGHS

0:15:43 > 0:15:45I'm on me knees.

0:15:45 > 0:15:46Oh, no! Mr Bunnington.

0:15:48 > 0:15:51Have we left him at me mother's? Better call and check he's OK.

0:15:51 > 0:15:54Well, he's not going to go anywhere is he?

0:15:54 > 0:15:56No, I haven't seen him anywhere.

0:15:58 > 0:15:59Oh! That's me popcorn.

0:15:59 > 0:16:01Dave and I are about to watch a film.

0:16:01 > 0:16:04If he turns up, I'll give you a shout.

0:16:04 > 0:16:05OK, thanks Mum.

0:16:07 > 0:16:08Where the hell is he?

0:16:10 > 0:16:11TEXT MESSAGE ALERT

0:16:12 > 0:16:14What is it?

0:16:18 > 0:16:23"We've got the bunny - don't try anything funny." Aw, that rhymed!

0:16:24 > 0:16:27- Who do you think's got him? - I wonder. Who could THAT be?

0:16:27 > 0:16:30- It could be that woman. - It's Ethan and Melissa.

0:16:30 > 0:16:32It's got their names all over it. Who else could it be?

0:16:32 > 0:16:35TEXT MESSAGE ALERT

0:16:35 > 0:16:38"Pay the ransom of a new iPhone and ten Star Bars or else."

0:16:38 > 0:16:40It's Ethan and Melissa.

0:16:40 > 0:16:41Right, Pete...

0:16:42 > 0:16:44Mr Bunnington. Where is he?

0:16:44 > 0:16:47I think we've left him at Nan and Dave's house.

0:16:47 > 0:16:50"And Dave's?" Can we just call it Nan's, please?

0:16:50 > 0:16:51Can we go and get him?

0:16:51 > 0:16:54I want a photo of him brushing his teeth before he goes to bed.

0:16:54 > 0:16:58I don't want him back. He's got evil eyes.

0:16:58 > 0:17:00Right. Well, the thing is, he's been...

0:17:00 > 0:17:03..been washed and made ready for bed by Nanny.

0:17:03 > 0:17:06- And Dave.- And maybe by Dave.

0:17:06 > 0:17:10But now he's asleep, and we can go and get him in the morning.

0:17:10 > 0:17:12That's right. He hasn't been wrapped

0:17:12 > 0:17:14in gaffer tape or kidnapped or anything like that.

0:17:14 > 0:17:18- You what?- That's it. Ready for bed. Thank you, Ray.

0:17:20 > 0:17:22- Right. - Ethan and Melissa aren't here.

0:17:22 > 0:17:25They've got a sleepover at the twins'.

0:17:25 > 0:17:30Of course they haven't kidnapped Mr Bunnington.

0:17:30 > 0:17:33Wrapped him in gaffer tape?

0:17:33 > 0:17:34What ransom?

0:17:34 > 0:17:37Oh, stop it! I love those kids.

0:17:37 > 0:17:39Are you sure it's them?

0:17:39 > 0:17:41Oh, it'll be them.

0:17:41 > 0:17:44MUSIC: "Stuck In The Middle With You" by Stealers Wheel

0:17:52 > 0:17:56"No answer from twins. All asleep. Sort out in morning.

0:17:56 > 0:17:59"Bugs Bunny will be fine." What shall we do?

0:18:02 > 0:18:03It's a stuffed toy.

0:18:03 > 0:18:06It's a stuffed toy. Let's go to bed.

0:18:42 > 0:18:44I think I'm addicted to these.

0:18:46 > 0:18:48D'you think he's still there?

0:18:48 > 0:18:51Who? Mr Bunnington?

0:18:51 > 0:18:52No, Dave.

0:18:53 > 0:18:56I just keep thinking of me mum, all alone with that bloke there,

0:18:56 > 0:18:57in me dad's clothes.

0:18:57 > 0:19:00She can look after herself.

0:19:00 > 0:19:05- You don't think she fancies him, do you?- No.

0:19:05 > 0:19:06No!

0:19:08 > 0:19:14Why don't we make the most of having the place to ourselves?

0:19:14 > 0:19:15What you thinking?

0:19:15 > 0:19:18Just thinking about Dave.

0:19:18 > 0:19:19Oh, great!

0:19:27 > 0:19:28You still awake?

0:19:28 > 0:19:31I can't stop thinking about Mr Bunnington.

0:19:31 > 0:19:32Oh...

0:19:42 > 0:19:45There you go. Boiled eggs with toast soldiers.

0:19:45 > 0:19:49Have I slept here all night? I'm sorry. I should have gone home.

0:19:49 > 0:19:52Oh, don't start that again. Eat your breakfast-ness.

0:20:01 > 0:20:03You might want to look at this.

0:20:06 > 0:20:10There's also a ransom note, cut out from all bits of newspaper.

0:20:10 > 0:20:12It's actually quite creative.

0:20:12 > 0:20:14What does it say?

0:20:14 > 0:20:19"We want the ransom," spelt wrong, "by midday today or he gets it.

0:20:19 > 0:20:22"Leave at the crossroads." Which crossroads?

0:20:23 > 0:20:27- "Or Nan's house." - This is ridiculous.

0:20:27 > 0:20:29We're going to go and get him, but whatever we do, we do not tell...

0:20:29 > 0:20:32- Jack and Liam. - We've got to get him back.

0:20:32 > 0:20:34I thought you didn't like Mr Bunnington?

0:20:34 > 0:20:40I didn't, but he needs our help. We've got to rescue him.

0:20:40 > 0:20:41- Is it your go?- Yes.

0:20:48 > 0:20:51Eight, nine, ten.

0:20:53 > 0:20:59They're not here. No Melissa, Ethan or ruddy rabbit. Or Pete.

0:20:59 > 0:21:00Have you seen him?

0:21:00 > 0:21:02He makes a song and dance about wanting to be there for us

0:21:02 > 0:21:04and when I need him, he's like the Scarlet Pimpernel.

0:21:04 > 0:21:06Am I talking to meself?

0:21:15 > 0:21:16Hiya.

0:21:16 > 0:21:19I was just wondering if you had any spare beds for the night?

0:21:19 > 0:21:22- Oh, right.- Not for me.- Oh, no!

0:21:24 > 0:21:26What you looking at? It's just for a friend.

0:21:26 > 0:21:28Yeah. Of course it is.

0:21:28 > 0:21:29I'm not homeless.

0:21:29 > 0:21:31- Are you sure about that?- Yeah.

0:21:31 > 0:21:34I know I could do with a shave and I am a bit tired.

0:21:34 > 0:21:37Anyway...are there any beds going?

0:21:37 > 0:21:41I'll have a look for you.

0:21:44 > 0:21:47Hand over the ransom or the bunny's swinging.

0:21:47 > 0:21:49Are you going to release the hostage?

0:21:49 > 0:21:51Not until you've met our demands.

0:21:51 > 0:21:52I have had enough of...

0:21:52 > 0:21:54Shush. We'll deal with this.

0:21:54 > 0:21:56You go and check for exits inside the house,

0:21:56 > 0:21:58while I keep it covered here.

0:21:58 > 0:22:00Roger. Hack.

0:22:00 > 0:22:01I don't believe this.

0:22:01 > 0:22:04It's great. I'm so proud of them.

0:22:04 > 0:22:06What are you all doing?

0:22:06 > 0:22:09Oh, there he is.

0:22:09 > 0:22:11Are they my tights?

0:22:11 > 0:22:12Is he still here?

0:22:20 > 0:22:26- Let us through.- No way!

0:22:28 > 0:22:29What the frig?

0:22:31 > 0:22:32What now?

0:22:32 > 0:22:35We're on the case. You distract them up there.

0:22:36 > 0:22:38Is Pete here?

0:22:38 > 0:22:40No sign of him. Oh, be careful.!

0:22:41 > 0:22:43What's he doing?

0:22:43 > 0:22:45I think we should have done a risk assessment.

0:22:45 > 0:22:49- Did either of you drop this fiver? - What fiver?

0:22:49 > 0:22:51Where? It's mine.

0:22:53 > 0:22:54Give me that!

0:22:55 > 0:22:56Dave's my hero.

0:22:58 > 0:22:59Ah, that's cheating.

0:22:59 > 0:23:02Come on. That's not fair.

0:23:02 > 0:23:03I'm not even going to ask.

0:23:04 > 0:23:06Where've you been?

0:23:06 > 0:23:08Just something I needed to do.

0:23:08 > 0:23:11Ooh! Mr Mysterious.

0:23:11 > 0:23:12Thanks, SuperDave!

0:23:13 > 0:23:14What a relief.

0:23:14 > 0:23:15That was amazing.

0:23:17 > 0:23:19I was doing me and Dave a pasta bake.

0:23:19 > 0:23:22So I've sent him over to the shop for some cheese,

0:23:22 > 0:23:23so you can all have some.

0:23:23 > 0:23:24Why did all the kids go with him?

0:23:24 > 0:23:25The kids love Dave.

0:23:25 > 0:23:28I've got some good news on the Dave front.

0:23:28 > 0:23:30I've been into town, round a few hostels

0:23:30 > 0:23:31and found him a bed for a couple of nights.

0:23:31 > 0:23:35That's nice of you. I thought you weren't keen on him.

0:23:35 > 0:23:39He seems like a decent bloke, who just needs a bit of help.

0:23:39 > 0:23:43What's come over you?

0:23:43 > 0:23:47I've rang and rang and he just doesn't answer.

0:23:52 > 0:23:53Stop the cab!

0:23:56 > 0:23:59What's my husband doing going into that woman's house?

0:23:59 > 0:24:00And whose are those kids?

0:24:00 > 0:24:03Maybe he's a bigamist. It happens.

0:24:03 > 0:24:05Let me out.

0:24:05 > 0:24:07Right, well. The pasta shouldn't be long.

0:24:08 > 0:24:11Oh, isn't this lovely, all of us together-ness?

0:24:11 > 0:24:14Hey, Dave, got some news for you.

0:24:14 > 0:24:16KNOCKING

0:24:16 > 0:24:18- Oh, my god!- Who's that?

0:24:18 > 0:24:22- What's going on here?- It's the wife!

0:24:22 > 0:24:23There's a wife?!

0:24:24 > 0:24:27Is she homeless, too? Is she moving in?

0:24:28 > 0:24:30Homeless? Who's homeless?

0:24:30 > 0:24:35You are. You've been living on the street, so me nan took you in.

0:24:35 > 0:24:36That's not what you thought, is it?

0:24:38 > 0:24:40Oh, mother!

0:24:40 > 0:24:43I live just by the Post Office. I really do.

0:24:43 > 0:24:45In a house.

0:24:45 > 0:24:47So why were you begging outside it, then?

0:24:47 > 0:24:51You what? I was just sitting down with a coffee.

0:24:51 > 0:24:54You offered me a sandwich and some soup,

0:24:54 > 0:24:57and I really like soup, so I thought, "Well, why not?"

0:24:57 > 0:24:58Oh, god!

0:24:58 > 0:25:00I did think it was a bit odd

0:25:00 > 0:25:03when you ran me a bath and washed all me clothes.

0:25:03 > 0:25:07But it's much nicer being here, than at home, with her.

0:25:07 > 0:25:09Who are these people?

0:25:09 > 0:25:11How did you get in?

0:25:11 > 0:25:14Does this mean you're not staying at Nan's any more?

0:25:14 > 0:25:17I love Dave. I don't want him to go.

0:25:17 > 0:25:18All right. Come on, son.

0:25:18 > 0:25:21Will someone please tell me what's going on?

0:25:24 > 0:25:27I just feel so foolish.

0:25:27 > 0:25:30Cajoling some random man off the street, to eat my soup.

0:25:30 > 0:25:34Am I that desperate for company and somebody to look after?

0:25:34 > 0:25:36I found him a bed in a hostel!

0:25:36 > 0:25:39Paula found him in the bath!

0:25:39 > 0:25:42The poor bloke ending up with us!

0:25:44 > 0:25:45Well, I think this is farewell.

0:25:47 > 0:25:52Don't forget your coat. I fixed the pocket and the holes.

0:25:52 > 0:25:55Thanks a lot. He'll never get rid of it now.

0:25:55 > 0:25:59I'm just up the road. Can I come and visit again?

0:25:59 > 0:26:00Any time.

0:26:00 > 0:26:01Over my dead body!

0:26:01 > 0:26:03Fancy a choc ice?

0:26:16 > 0:26:19Liam did brilliantly with the Mr Bunnington task.

0:26:19 > 0:26:23I loved him being kidnapped by these evil bandits, Ethan and Melissa,

0:26:23 > 0:26:27and being saved by a homeless man who wasn't really homeless.

0:26:27 > 0:26:29Oh, such an imagination.

0:26:29 > 0:26:31- But it was all true. - Of course it was!

0:26:32 > 0:26:36As a reward, we thought you'd like to do it again.

0:26:36 > 0:26:40With Mr Cattington.

0:26:40 > 0:26:43I can't wait to see what happens to him next time!

0:27:14 > 0:27:17Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd