0:00:35 > 0:00:38Oh, hiya. We've come in about Ethan.
0:00:38 > 0:00:40He hasn't been spiking the dinners with laxatives again, has he?
0:00:40 > 0:00:42- No.- Clingfilm over the toilet seats?
0:00:42 > 0:00:46- No.- Embalming the guinea pigs? - Let him talk, Mand.- It's about...
0:00:46 > 0:00:48Well, it' quite surprising.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50Nothing surprises us.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52Well, look at him now.
0:00:56 > 0:00:59- Exactly.- I'm sorry about that. - You see...
0:00:59 > 0:01:01isn't he brilliant?
0:01:01 > 0:01:05- Terrorising his sister? - Tripping her up?- No. Judo.
0:01:05 > 0:01:06You what?
0:01:06 > 0:01:08We call that fighting in our house.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10The Olympic legacy team's been going round schools
0:01:10 > 0:01:12trying out children with different sports.
0:01:12 > 0:01:15They discovered Ethan is a natural at judo.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17Could be a future Olympic champion.
0:01:17 > 0:01:22- Is this a wind up?- No, no. They'd like him to go for regional training.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24That's judo, not fighting?
0:01:24 > 0:01:26Well, yeah.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30Now, that IS fighting.
0:01:40 > 0:01:46- Dad! Mum's having one of her funny turns.- Shall we call an ambulance?
0:01:46 > 0:01:50- Just having a little dance. Leave me alone.- You're a weirdo.
0:01:54 > 0:01:58- Is there something I should know? - No! Just...
0:01:58 > 0:02:00enjoying meself. It's ages since I've had a dance.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02OK.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04I picked that up. What do you think?
0:02:04 > 0:02:07- "Run Ay Carumba classes..."- Yeah.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10"Make money, friends and get fit."
0:02:10 > 0:02:12What's Ay Carumba?
0:02:12 > 0:02:15It's that Brazilian salsa-dance fitness thing.
0:02:15 > 0:02:18It's like that Zumba they do, but newer.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20You run them yourself as a franchise.
0:02:20 > 0:02:23They're like Tupperware parties, without the plastic boxes.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25If this works out, we could have a chain of them.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27You could leave that boring job. We could manage them
0:02:27 > 0:02:31and we could have staff to run classes right across the country.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34We could retire to Rio De Janeiro.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36Maybe just go and see if you like it first.
0:02:36 > 0:02:37I think I'll be brilliant.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43Hi, love. Thanks.
0:02:47 > 0:02:48Hiya.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51I haven't seen you for years.
0:02:51 > 0:02:55Just thought I'd try this new bus route, see what it's like.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57Free bus pass and all.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00It goes all round the world now. Used to go straight into town.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03Now you're going round parts of Birkenhead you never knew existed.
0:03:03 > 0:03:07As soon as you get used to it, they change it and it goes somewhere else.
0:03:07 > 0:03:1248's nice too. Goes down by the docks and the river.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15I just go for a ride round if there's nothing to do.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17It's either this or staring at the four walls.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19Tell me about it.
0:03:20 > 0:03:23I heard about Ted. So sorry.
0:03:23 > 0:03:27Oh, thanks. I haven't seen you since Eddie. I was sorry to hear.
0:03:30 > 0:03:34You know, me and some other women in the same boat meet every week
0:03:34 > 0:03:37for coffee round at Maureen Morrison's. Why don't you join us?
0:03:37 > 0:03:40Yeah. She was always such a laugh.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42Well, yeah.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45Breaks up the week. You'll know everyone.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47I'd like that.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51Where the hell are we going now?
0:03:55 > 0:03:59What do you think you're doing? Give it some, lad. That's rubbish.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02You're rubbish. Do you hear me? Rubbish.
0:04:03 > 0:04:04Bloomin' heck.
0:04:04 > 0:04:08He really responds well to aggressive encouragement. You know, tough love.
0:04:08 > 0:04:12Oh, I can't watch any more. Wimp. Who's the wimp?
0:04:12 > 0:04:13I am.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15We've tried him on everything.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17We think this might be the sport for him.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Fitness runs in our family.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23I knew it. Beaten again.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25Useless. What are you?
0:04:25 > 0:04:27Useless.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29Is it Ethan? Does he want to have a go?
0:04:29 > 0:04:33- What do you reckon, son?- Yeah, sure. - Come on, lad.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39He can't do it against that big bloke. How old is he?
0:04:39 > 0:04:41He's only 15, is Vlad.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44Vlad? Vlad the Impaler.
0:04:44 > 0:04:45From Russia.
0:04:45 > 0:04:48But if he lives here for a while, he'll become British
0:04:48 > 0:04:49then join our team.
0:04:51 > 0:04:52Oh, my God. I can't watch.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54- You all right, son?- Fine.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01That's enough. Get him out of there.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04HE WHISPERS
0:05:12 > 0:05:14Get in. That's brilliant.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16Well done, Ethan.
0:05:16 > 0:05:17What did you say?
0:05:17 > 0:05:19- Imagine that's your sister.- Dad!
0:05:26 > 0:05:31Well, I'd just like to welcome Eileen to our little gathering.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33Great you could make it.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35Thanks for asking me.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38We used to go to different houses but just come to mine now
0:05:38 > 0:05:40because I've got the most chairs.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47Did you hear about Frankie Fisher?
0:05:47 > 0:05:49- Oh, no.- Is he dead?
0:05:49 > 0:05:51- Nearly.- ALL: Ah!
0:05:51 > 0:05:55- They don't think he'll make it to the weekend.- ALL: Ah!
0:05:55 > 0:05:57I've got my phone here and she's going to text me
0:05:57 > 0:05:59as soon as it happens.
0:05:59 > 0:06:00So we know.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07Maisie Brooks.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09She died.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11Oh, no.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14Larry Parsons. Dead.
0:06:14 > 0:06:15Oh.
0:06:17 > 0:06:21- And Kenny Smith's mother's brother's died.- Oh.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23- I don't know him.- Neither do I.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25I don't think any of us do.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28But it's good to know, isn't it?
0:06:28 > 0:06:30Well, at least we're all still alive.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34I brought along some fairy cakes for us.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36- Oooh. Lovely!- Wonderful.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40Oooh!
0:06:40 > 0:06:42Isn't the weather terrible?
0:06:42 > 0:06:43Awful.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47I thought it was a bit brighter today.
0:06:47 > 0:06:51- But it's going to get worse. - It always gets worse.
0:06:53 > 0:06:54Oh, dear.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01- Do you get out and about much? - Oh, no.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03We don't go out.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05Especially after dark.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07It's too dangerous.
0:07:07 > 0:07:10Did you see on the news that old dear had to fend off
0:07:10 > 0:07:12a burglar himself? No police about.
0:07:12 > 0:07:16He managed to tie the lad to a chair with his dressing-gown cord
0:07:16 > 0:07:19while he waited hours for the police to arrive.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21- 78 he was.- Oh, no.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23I missed that. Was that round here?
0:07:23 > 0:07:25No, China.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28Oh, right.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37- Is it your first time?- Yeah.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39I've haven't done anything like this before.
0:07:39 > 0:07:42It's easy peasy. It's just like dancing, really.
0:07:42 > 0:07:46- About being free.- I'm good at that. Being free and that.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49OK, ladies. Into position.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55100% enthusiasm, yeah?
0:07:59 > 0:08:01Five, six, seven, eight.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07We have other kids who are incredibly fit and motivated
0:08:07 > 0:08:11- but don't have half the ability that Ethan's got.- Great.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13And you need to look at his fitness levels.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16Get him running or down the gym. And his diet.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19Chicken, vegetables, brown rice from now on.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22You might as well call it a day now.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25There's the fitness plans and diet books.
0:08:26 > 0:08:30I know he can do this. We'll work on it together.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32He does eat healthily anyway.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36Where did he get them from?
0:08:47 > 0:08:50Really use those hips. Thrust at the end, yeah?
0:08:54 > 0:08:56Yeah? I think you've got it now.
0:09:02 > 0:09:05Oh, sorry I'm late. Is it OK just to...?
0:09:09 > 0:09:10What are you doing here?
0:09:10 > 0:09:12The girls at work said it was great.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Hiya.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16You don't mind, do you?
0:09:16 > 0:09:18No, of course not.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25Have you done this before?
0:09:25 > 0:09:29No. First time. It's great, isn't it?
0:09:29 > 0:09:30Yeah.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34That's it. You've got it. Perfecto.
0:09:40 > 0:09:43They're even saying you can get...
0:09:43 > 0:09:47cancer from watching too much telly now.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52Do you go on any trips out at all?
0:09:53 > 0:09:56There's some really great shows on in Liverpool.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58I'd love to go to the Echo Arena.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01Isn't it all loud pop music?
0:10:01 > 0:10:04Well, it can be, but I love some of my grandkids' music.
0:10:04 > 0:10:07Do you know who's on this week?
0:10:07 > 0:10:09- Rihanna!- Who?
0:10:09 > 0:10:11Rihanna. You know.
0:10:11 > 0:10:14# Umbrella, ella, ella... #
0:10:16 > 0:10:17I don't think that's for us.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19Oh, no.
0:10:19 > 0:10:20A song about rain.
0:10:20 > 0:10:24The weather gets me down enough without hearing a song about it.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26Oh, well.
0:10:28 > 0:10:29Never mind.
0:10:38 > 0:10:43Amazing. Thank you all for a brilliant class.
0:10:43 > 0:10:46Thanks. I feel incredible.
0:10:46 > 0:10:47You looked it. You're a natural.
0:10:47 > 0:10:50It's like you've been Ay Carumba-ing all your life.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52Yeah, she's great, isn't she?
0:10:52 > 0:10:55If anyone would be interested in taking a leaflet about running
0:10:55 > 0:10:58your own Ay Carumba franchise, details are here.
0:10:58 > 0:10:59I've already got one.
0:10:59 > 0:11:02- You're interested? - Yeah. If that's all right with you?
0:11:02 > 0:11:04Of course. You should take one.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07- No. She doesn't want one. - You what?
0:11:07 > 0:11:10It's about running your own class. You don't want to do that, do you?
0:11:10 > 0:11:14- Oh, no.- But you were brilliant. I'd be a shame not to.- Really?
0:11:14 > 0:11:16- She's just going to throw it in the bin.- Yeah.
0:11:16 > 0:11:20- Shall I throw it away for you? - Let me just read it first.
0:11:22 > 0:11:24Hiya, Rita. Everything all right?
0:11:24 > 0:11:26I hope you don't mind me knocking.
0:11:26 > 0:11:29It's just... You know you were saying about that Rihanna girl?
0:11:29 > 0:11:33- Yeah.- Well, I love that song. You know about her wet-weather gear.
0:11:33 > 0:11:34Oh, yeah!
0:11:34 > 0:11:37But I felt I couldn't say earlier.
0:11:37 > 0:11:42Any road, our Tina had two tickets, but she can't go now.
0:11:42 > 0:11:44She's gone and got another tag on her leg
0:11:44 > 0:11:47and it's past her curfew. but that's another story.
0:11:47 > 0:11:52- Shall we go?- We could do. When is it?- Tonight. Now.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54- No?!- Yeah, come on.
0:11:54 > 0:11:57She's meant to be a bit of a slut in the show,
0:11:57 > 0:11:59but it'll get us out and about.
0:11:59 > 0:12:01Well, I was going to put a coloured wash on.
0:12:01 > 0:12:04But, you know, that can wait.
0:12:04 > 0:12:05I'll just throw something on.
0:12:05 > 0:12:08Hey, I could do with a boogie. Come on!
0:12:17 > 0:12:18Go on, son.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25What have you stopped for?
0:12:25 > 0:12:28Come on, lad. Keep going. Go on. Go on.
0:12:31 > 0:12:33Come on, Ethan. You can do it.
0:12:33 > 0:12:36- I can't run any further. - You've got to get fit.
0:12:36 > 0:12:37I don't want to.
0:12:38 > 0:12:40HORN BEEPS
0:12:41 > 0:12:44- Do you want a lift?- Yeah!
0:12:44 > 0:12:47- Mand, we're training. - He looks knackered. Poor thing.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49- That's the idea.- You all right, son?
0:12:49 > 0:12:52No. Melissa, open the door and I'll jump in.
0:12:52 > 0:12:56Mandy, leave us alone, will you? Ethan, come on. Don't stop.
0:12:56 > 0:12:58Don't push him too hard.
0:13:06 > 0:13:09It's not a rip off like those pyramid schemes, is it?
0:13:09 > 0:13:13No. At least people are getting something for their money.
0:13:13 > 0:13:16You know, I think it might be a bit cramped doing it in our garage.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19I'd have to move all my tools and my gadgets out of the way.
0:13:19 > 0:13:23- Where would I put them? - We'll find somewhere else.
0:13:23 > 0:13:27Do you think anyone else round here will be thinking
0:13:27 > 0:13:30- of running a franchise?- No. No.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32I was the only one who picked up a leaflet.
0:13:33 > 0:13:37- And you'd teach it? So, you WERE good at it?- Yeah.
0:13:37 > 0:13:39You just picked it up straight away?
0:13:39 > 0:13:41Yeah.
0:13:41 > 0:13:44The teacher said... I was a natural.
0:13:44 > 0:13:46Like I'd been Ay Carumba-ing all my life.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49That's my girl. I've never seen you this fired up.
0:13:50 > 0:13:52This could change our lives.
0:13:54 > 0:13:55Let's do it.
0:13:55 > 0:13:58I'm going to make a poster with the kids.
0:14:01 > 0:14:04Here you go.
0:14:04 > 0:14:06I don't know what's weirder,
0:14:06 > 0:14:08that horrible looking food
0:14:08 > 0:14:10or the fact we're sitting eating at a table.
0:14:10 > 0:14:13Might make it easier if we ate together.
0:14:14 > 0:14:17Look, I'm having it too. We're a team.
0:14:17 > 0:14:20- And you like chicken and vegetables. - Yeah, when it's fried.
0:14:20 > 0:14:22Why is the rice burnt?
0:14:22 > 0:14:25It's not burnt. It's brown. And it's lovely.
0:14:27 > 0:14:29See?
0:14:29 > 0:14:31Yummy.
0:14:32 > 0:14:33Are you for real?
0:14:33 > 0:14:35What? We've got to eat.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37Whose are those chips?
0:14:37 > 0:14:39Just spare. In case anyone wants them.
0:14:39 > 0:14:42- Ethan. Just try it.- Mmmmm(!)
0:14:42 > 0:14:46These are the nicest chips you've ever made, Mum.
0:14:46 > 0:14:48Yummy.
0:14:48 > 0:14:51I can't chew it. No more.
0:14:53 > 0:14:54What are you doing?
0:14:54 > 0:14:57He's got to eat something. I don't want him to starve.
0:14:58 > 0:14:59Waste of time.
0:15:01 > 0:15:02Night.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07Well, it was a wonderful night. Thanks.
0:15:07 > 0:15:08I loved it.
0:15:09 > 0:15:12I did tire of her flashing her knickers all the time,
0:15:12 > 0:15:16otherwise, I can't remember the last time I danced like that.
0:15:16 > 0:15:17- We should do it again.- Yeah.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19SHE BURPS
0:15:19 > 0:15:22Perhaps not have as much lager next time.
0:15:22 > 0:15:24Who next then?
0:15:24 > 0:15:27I'd like to see that Michael Bubbly.
0:15:27 > 0:15:29Isn't it Buble?
0:15:29 > 0:15:33Oh yeah, it is. Michael Bubbly!
0:15:33 > 0:15:36Oh, look. Isn't that...?
0:15:38 > 0:15:40Where the hell did she go?
0:15:40 > 0:15:43- Hiya, Maureen.- Hello, Eileen.
0:15:44 > 0:15:46What's that?
0:15:46 > 0:15:49Oh, um... The concert.
0:15:49 > 0:15:50Rihanna.
0:15:50 > 0:15:56- You went in the end? - Yeah, yeah. It was great. Loved it.
0:15:56 > 0:15:57You were on your own then?
0:15:58 > 0:16:01Yeah, looks that way.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03I didn't expect to see you out and about after dark.
0:16:03 > 0:16:06I'm getting some milk. Thought I'd take the risk.
0:16:06 > 0:16:09I've got a rape alarm in my pocket. I'd better get off.
0:16:09 > 0:16:11- OK.- Bye, love.- Bye.
0:16:13 > 0:16:14She gone?
0:16:16 > 0:16:19In a puff of smoke. What's that all about?
0:16:19 > 0:16:21She can't see us together. She'd go mad.
0:16:21 > 0:16:22And if she knew what we'd been doing...
0:16:22 > 0:16:25I didn't realise it was a covert operation.
0:16:25 > 0:16:26Quick. She might come back.
0:16:48 > 0:16:50I am going to do this.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52Five, six, seven, eight.
0:16:52 > 0:16:55Ay Carumba. Ay Carumba. Ay Carumba.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00Ay Carumba.
0:17:15 > 0:17:17Oh! Fancy seeing you here.
0:17:20 > 0:17:23- You are joking.- No.
0:17:23 > 0:17:27- But I'm doing the 4.30 class on a Tuesday.- So am I.
0:17:27 > 0:17:31- Well, where are you doing yours? - There.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34- Where's yours?- There.
0:17:34 > 0:17:37- You'll just have to do yours somewhere else.- No.
0:17:37 > 0:17:41- But I put the poster up first. - I was the first one to think about running my own class.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44You know I was the first one to do Ay Carumba.
0:17:44 > 0:17:47Well, I can actually Ay Carumba.
0:17:47 > 0:17:48Well, so can I...now.
0:17:48 > 0:17:50Been practising in the middle of the night?
0:17:50 > 0:17:53Of course not. Who'd do that?
0:17:53 > 0:17:56I was just a little bit ill prepared that first lesson.
0:17:56 > 0:17:58- Are you going to go through with this?- Hell, yeah.
0:17:58 > 0:18:01I've got all the girls from work coming.
0:18:01 > 0:18:02I'm going to be rammed.
0:18:02 > 0:18:06Well, I've got all the mums from school coming and there's 150 kids in that school.
0:18:06 > 0:18:08So that'll be...loads.
0:18:08 > 0:18:11- Well, we'll see, won't we? - Yeah. Yeah, we will see.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17So...
0:18:17 > 0:18:20Eileen went to a pop concert on her own.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24Yeah, and I've lived to tell the tale.
0:18:24 > 0:18:27Didn't anyone feel like going to the pop concert with Eileen?
0:18:27 > 0:18:30Oh, no. I took a Quiet Life and went to bed early.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32Anyone else?
0:18:34 > 0:18:35Rita...
0:18:35 > 0:18:38Oh, dear. I've made a mess.
0:18:38 > 0:18:40I don't know what I'm thinking of.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42So...
0:18:42 > 0:18:43any news?
0:18:44 > 0:18:47Frankie Fisher's still not dead.
0:18:47 > 0:18:50- Oh.- I tell you what, I brought a DVD.
0:18:50 > 0:18:54- I thought we could watch a film. - Ooh, yeah. That could be...
0:18:55 > 0:18:58..maybe not a good idea.
0:18:58 > 0:19:00It's a great film. Toy Story 3.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02- A cartoon?- For kids?
0:19:02 > 0:19:06Well, it is a cartoon, I suppose, but I think it's wasted on the kids.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08My grandchildren left it at mine.
0:19:08 > 0:19:11I was going to take it back and then I thought, why not?
0:19:11 > 0:19:14- Well, anyway...- I love the Pixar films.- Pixar?
0:19:14 > 0:19:16Yeah, they do films on computers.
0:19:16 > 0:19:20I don't know how they do it. Finding Nemo. Have you seen that one?
0:19:20 > 0:19:24Oh! All about them fish. My grandkids have got that.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26You think, like, you're underwater.
0:19:26 > 0:19:27Shall we watch it?
0:19:27 > 0:19:31Honestly, it's a great story. It'll cheer us right up.
0:19:33 > 0:19:34Do we want cheering up?
0:19:34 > 0:19:36Maybe.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43I think it's time to go.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45We've only just got here.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48I know. But I've just remembered I've got an appointment.
0:19:48 > 0:19:52- So I think it's time for you to leave.- Oh.
0:19:52 > 0:19:53OK.
0:19:53 > 0:19:57- Thanks, Maureen. See you.- Bye, Maureen. Thanks for the tea.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59- You're welcome. - See you next week. Bye.
0:20:11 > 0:20:13Where were you? We were meant to be training.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15I'm training now.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17Watching Kung Fu Panda is not training.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19Kung Fu Panda 2.
0:20:23 > 0:20:25One, two, three.
0:20:25 > 0:20:26Cha cha cha.
0:20:26 > 0:20:28Cha cha cha.
0:20:28 > 0:20:29Cha cha cha.
0:20:29 > 0:20:30Cha cha cha.
0:20:30 > 0:20:32Cha cha cha.
0:20:32 > 0:20:35If he wants to get fit, he should come to my class.
0:20:35 > 0:20:39Why are you doing this? Just to make a point to Paula?
0:20:39 > 0:20:42Do you really think I'd be that petty?
0:20:42 > 0:20:45The instructor said I was amazing, that I had a calling.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47Well, who's this judo malarkey for, eh?
0:20:47 > 0:20:49You or him?
0:20:49 > 0:20:51You're turning into one of those vile pushy parents.
0:20:51 > 0:20:55Right. Come on. Get it right this time.
0:20:55 > 0:20:57Merengue.
0:20:58 > 0:20:59Merengue.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01Merengue.
0:21:01 > 0:21:03Merengue!
0:21:06 > 0:21:09Just stop it there.
0:21:12 > 0:21:13That's it. That's what I do.
0:21:17 > 0:21:19I'm speechless.
0:21:20 > 0:21:23You break it to her, Dad.
0:21:23 > 0:21:26- Is it that bad?- No, no. There's nothing to worry about.
0:21:27 > 0:21:29When's your first class?
0:21:29 > 0:21:3040 minutes.
0:21:30 > 0:21:32Oh, dear.
0:21:44 > 0:21:46What's his story?
0:21:46 > 0:21:47Just getting him in the zone.
0:21:47 > 0:21:51OK. So we're just going to do a warm up first. Come on.
0:21:51 > 0:21:53Come on, Ethan. Let's have a good session.
0:21:55 > 0:21:57Space out. On your toes.
0:21:59 > 0:22:01On your toes. Up on those feet.
0:22:03 > 0:22:06Backwards and forwards. Hips.
0:22:08 > 0:22:09Forwards.
0:22:12 > 0:22:15- Hiya!- You all right?
0:22:28 > 0:22:30So, here we are then.
0:22:30 > 0:22:34Moment of truth. How's the Ay Carumba-ing going?
0:22:34 > 0:22:35Oh, it's great.
0:22:35 > 0:22:39But today I'm just going to sit back and enjoy it. Hiya!
0:22:39 > 0:22:41Hola.
0:22:43 > 0:22:46Hey. I thought you were on my side?
0:22:46 > 0:22:48- She's paying me.- Turncoat.
0:22:48 > 0:22:49Well...
0:22:50 > 0:22:53I've got free mojitos.
0:22:53 > 0:22:54Melissa!
0:22:54 > 0:22:57I'm going to get everyone pissed.
0:22:58 > 0:23:00Well...
0:23:00 > 0:23:03I've got the kids in daft costumes...
0:23:03 > 0:23:04I feel stupid.
0:23:04 > 0:23:07..and Ray as general manager and DJ.
0:23:07 > 0:23:11These are cutting off my circulation.
0:23:11 > 0:23:12Oh! First customer.
0:23:14 > 0:23:16- She's mine.- She's mine.
0:23:17 > 0:23:20Hiya. I'm looking for the macrame class. Is it round here?
0:23:20 > 0:23:22- BOTH:- First floor.
0:23:32 > 0:23:33Can I have a rest?
0:23:33 > 0:23:35Please!
0:23:35 > 0:23:37- Come on. Get up. - I just want to have...
0:23:39 > 0:23:40Ethan, get up.
0:23:42 > 0:23:44What are you playing at?
0:23:44 > 0:23:45Are you a man or a mouse?
0:23:53 > 0:23:56Ethan, wait. Look, I'm sorry.
0:23:56 > 0:23:59- Come on. Come back in. - I don't want to do it any more.
0:23:59 > 0:24:01- Yes, you do.- I don't. It's just no fun.
0:24:01 > 0:24:04You're good. You could be in the Olympic team.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06I liked it when it was fun
0:24:06 > 0:24:09and I still want to do it. Just not like this.
0:24:09 > 0:24:11I liked it best when it was with Melissa.
0:24:11 > 0:24:12It's just a bit of training.
0:24:12 > 0:24:14No, it's not. It's everything.
0:24:14 > 0:24:18Just because you wanted to be a footballer and you had chances
0:24:18 > 0:24:20but you didn't train.
0:24:20 > 0:24:23- You what?- And now you're trying to take it out on me.
0:24:23 > 0:24:25You can't make me do this.
0:24:27 > 0:24:29I'm sorry, son. You're right.
0:24:30 > 0:24:31What's got into me, eh?
0:24:32 > 0:24:34Come here.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36- I'm so sorry.- Dad...
0:24:38 > 0:24:42Hey, why don't we go for a Maccie Dee's?
0:24:42 > 0:24:43Drive through?
0:24:43 > 0:24:44Of course.
0:24:47 > 0:24:48Oh, go on then.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52DOORBELL RINGS
0:24:54 > 0:24:57- What's the...?- I know there's something going on here.
0:25:00 > 0:25:04Gotcha. I knew it. You usurped me.
0:25:04 > 0:25:06What?
0:25:06 > 0:25:10Setting up all these secret meetings behind closed doors.
0:25:10 > 0:25:12Underground. Incognito.
0:25:12 > 0:25:15Some of the women wanted to see the film.
0:25:15 > 0:25:17You didn't want to watch it so they came here.
0:25:23 > 0:25:26SHE SOBS
0:25:39 > 0:25:42Not one punter between us.
0:25:42 > 0:25:44We're crap, aren't we?
0:25:44 > 0:25:46What now?
0:25:46 > 0:25:47Mojito?
0:25:49 > 0:25:50Don't mind if I do.
0:25:53 > 0:25:55Cheers.
0:25:55 > 0:25:56Who needs Rio De Janeiro, eh?
0:26:05 > 0:26:07- There you go.- Thanks.
0:26:08 > 0:26:10I don't know what's happened to me.
0:26:10 > 0:26:12It's OK.
0:26:12 > 0:26:15When Ronnie passed away, I thought, "That's it. My life's over.
0:26:15 > 0:26:18"I can't enjoy myself again."
0:26:18 > 0:26:21And I felt guilty if I was having a good time.
0:26:21 > 0:26:22We know how you feel.
0:26:23 > 0:26:27I'm certainly not skipping down the street every day.
0:26:27 > 0:26:29I find it really hard.
0:26:29 > 0:26:33But I know Ted would want me to live,
0:26:33 > 0:26:36to try and do things, get out there.
0:26:36 > 0:26:37And you're right.
0:26:39 > 0:26:41And it was only a cartoon.
0:26:44 > 0:26:48And it's also all right if you don't want to watch it.
0:26:48 > 0:26:50I think I'd like to.
0:26:50 > 0:26:51Great.
0:26:51 > 0:26:53Yeah.
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