0:00:02 > 0:00:04The rest of the Old Ones arrive in two months.
0:00:04 > 0:00:07We create a new context and we show them something worse.
0:00:07 > 0:00:10I knew you'd come to save her. She's the War Child.
0:00:10 > 0:00:12GROWLS
0:00:13 > 0:00:15You'll have to look after her now.
0:00:15 > 0:00:17She needs a name, George.
0:00:17 > 0:00:19She's called Eve.
0:00:19 > 0:00:21I'm going to save the world.
0:00:21 > 0:00:22We need a miracle.
0:00:24 > 0:00:27I'm going to kill that baby.
0:00:28 > 0:00:32This programme contains some strong language
0:00:32 > 0:00:37This programme contains some scenes which some viewers may find upsetting
0:00:43 > 0:00:48# When you kiss me, heaven sighs... #
0:00:48 > 0:00:50Oh! Your friend's back.
0:00:51 > 0:00:53I beg your pardon?
0:00:53 > 0:00:55Yeah, I just saw him.
0:00:55 > 0:00:56Where?
0:00:56 > 0:00:57I love this song.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59Upstairs. Oh!
0:00:59 > 0:01:00It's good to sit down.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02And you just left him there?
0:01:02 > 0:01:03I met him once, you know.
0:01:03 > 0:01:04Satchmo.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06Stage door.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08The New Opera House, 1950.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10Why didn't you kill him?
0:01:10 > 0:01:11At least, I think it was him.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13I was so drunk, it could have been Shirley Bassey.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15I won't do your dirty work for you.
0:01:15 > 0:01:16I can't do it.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18You know I can't.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20Leo, do you hear this?
0:01:21 > 0:01:24- You can't do that, Pearl. - We need to get rid of him.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27He's filthy and he hates me.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30He doesn't hate you, Hal!
0:01:30 > 0:01:32Pearl, could you...?
0:01:32 > 0:01:35Why should I have blood on my hands?!
0:01:35 > 0:01:38There doesn't have to be blood on anyone's hands!
0:01:38 > 0:01:39He's a spider.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42Just catch him in a cup and put him outside.
0:01:44 > 0:01:47Fine! You're helping!
0:01:54 > 0:01:56RADIO STATIC
0:01:56 > 0:01:59WOMAN: 'Leo?
0:01:59 > 0:02:02'Leo, can you hear me?
0:02:02 > 0:02:05'Don't be afraid.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07'I bring news of great joy.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09'You must journey west.
0:02:09 > 0:02:13'There, you will find a house wherein dwells a man like you
0:02:13 > 0:02:15'and a woman like Pearl.
0:02:16 > 0:02:20'They are the guardians to a child.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22'That child is the Chosen One.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24'She will save you, Leo.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27'She will save us all.'
0:02:33 > 0:02:35MUSIC: "Dog Scratched Ear" by Henry's Funeral Shoe
0:02:55 > 0:02:58# Your actions are infectious
0:02:58 > 0:03:00# Like a dog-scratched ear
0:03:00 > 0:03:02# Your pleasure is high
0:03:06 > 0:03:10# You been climbing walls two at a time
0:03:10 > 0:03:13# Looking for joy
0:03:13 > 0:03:15# When there's none to find
0:03:15 > 0:03:17# There's none to find
0:03:17 > 0:03:18# None to find. #
0:03:22 > 0:03:23Where have you been?
0:03:23 > 0:03:25Out! Stop doing that.
0:03:25 > 0:03:26"Aht" where?
0:03:26 > 0:03:27Just out.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29Right, let's get this over with.
0:03:29 > 0:03:30Annie!
0:03:30 > 0:03:32Please assume the position.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34I ain't done nowt!
0:03:34 > 0:03:37You haven't done anything!
0:03:37 > 0:03:38Exactly.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41No, Tom, I'm not agreeing with you. Your grammar is appalling.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43- Right, you're clean.- See?
0:03:43 > 0:03:48What do you expect when you sneak in here all...
0:03:48 > 0:03:50sneakily, hm?
0:03:50 > 0:03:54No, I agreed to let you live under my roof under one condition -
0:03:54 > 0:03:56that you abide by all of my commandments.
0:03:56 > 0:03:59- You talking about the house rules, Annie?- Yes, I am, Tom,
0:03:59 > 0:04:03and why don't we just run through them again
0:04:03 > 0:04:04so that we're clear?
0:04:06 > 0:04:09No smoking, no dialling 0800 numbers, all dishes must be washed,
0:04:09 > 0:04:11dried and put away, not left to drip,
0:04:11 > 0:04:12no bringing girls home,
0:04:12 > 0:04:14never put a cup down without a coaster,
0:04:14 > 0:04:16and if I'm going to be late, two rings.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21A-A-And we're missing one, aren't we?
0:04:21 > 0:04:22No killing vampires.
0:04:22 > 0:04:23So sorry?
0:04:23 > 0:04:26No killing vampires, but I was thinking, if I'm out on the street
0:04:26 > 0:04:29and I see a vampire, are you saying that I can't kill him?
0:04:29 > 0:04:31Yes, Tom. Yes, that is exactly what I'm saying.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33OK, what if he attacks me?
0:04:36 > 0:04:39Then, yes, you can, yes.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42Right, well, make a note of that, then.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45I'm just going to make a note...of that.
0:04:45 > 0:04:46Good.
0:04:47 > 0:04:50Why don't the three of us go away somewhere?
0:04:50 > 0:04:52The Old Ones are coming, I don't understand why we're still here.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55What? No, it wouldn't make any difference.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58We could go to Timbuk-bloody-tu and the mayor would be a vampire.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00No, we've tried running and it doesn't work.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03If the Old Ones want to find you, they will.
0:05:03 > 0:05:08No, a better idea is to stay put, don't draw attention to ourselves
0:05:08 > 0:05:10and just stay out of trouble.
0:05:10 > 0:05:11You know I am responsible
0:05:11 > 0:05:13for the Saviour of the world, after all.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15Don't do that face, Tom.
0:05:15 > 0:05:19- You know my feelings about that face.- Annie, she's not the Saviour.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22I love that little girl to pieces, I really do, but this is insane.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24She's just a baby.
0:05:24 > 0:05:27She's not going to walk on water, she's not going to feed the 5,000
0:05:27 > 0:05:29and she's not going to be visited
0:05:29 > 0:05:31by the three wise men following a star.
0:05:31 > 0:05:34MUSIC: "I'm The Wolf" by Howlin' Wolf
0:05:39 > 0:05:42# You know I'm the wolf, baby
0:05:44 > 0:05:46# You know I stays in the woods...#
0:05:46 > 0:05:49- Not much further. - Seven, Hal.
0:05:49 > 0:05:52There were all on the left-hand side of the road.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55I never stop on the left-hand side, you know that.
0:05:55 > 0:05:58- Seven petrol stations! - It's unlucky.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00Listen, Rain Man...
0:06:00 > 0:06:01Everything OK?
0:06:01 > 0:06:04- Everything's good. - Great!
0:06:04 > 0:06:07Everything's just...great.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10Couldn't you have talked him out of this?
0:06:10 > 0:06:11He was adamant.
0:06:11 > 0:06:12Oh, it's madness!
0:06:12 > 0:06:15Do you really think we're going to knock on this door
0:06:15 > 0:06:18and find a ghost and a werewolf shacked up together?
0:06:18 > 0:06:19Like that would ever happen.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21Shacked up together, baby-sitting the Messiah.
0:06:21 > 0:06:26You're right, it is madness, but he's not well, Pearl.
0:06:26 > 0:06:27He doesn't ask much of us.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29I know he's not well.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32I'm perfectly aware of that, thank you.
0:06:32 > 0:06:33I'm sorry.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36It's times like this I'm glad I'm invisible,
0:06:36 > 0:06:40because when some unsuspecting man or woman answers that door,
0:06:40 > 0:06:43you're going to have to tell them we're here to visit a godchild.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45Good luck with that.
0:06:45 > 0:06:49I'll explain that we are humouring our friend.
0:06:49 > 0:06:50I'll say that he's old and...
0:06:50 > 0:06:56And what? Losing his mind? Is that how he's going to leave us?
0:06:56 > 0:06:58He's not going to leave us.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01I think we're here.
0:07:05 > 0:07:06Great.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21Tom.
0:07:25 > 0:07:26Who's that?
0:07:31 > 0:07:34Oh, please don't! We mean no harm, young man, I promise you.
0:07:34 > 0:07:35It's all right, Leo.
0:07:35 > 0:07:36Remove your weapon.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39I know what you are, but who are you and who sent you here?
0:07:39 > 0:07:43Thomas, what are you doing?! And where did you get that?
0:07:43 > 0:07:45I'm going to count to ten.
0:07:45 > 0:07:49I suggest you use that time wisely and step away.
0:07:49 > 0:07:50You don't scare me...
0:07:50 > 0:07:52One...
0:07:52 > 0:07:55- two...- Did you hide that in my hanging basket?
0:07:55 > 0:07:57- ..three... - That is it, I'm going to have to add
0:07:57 > 0:07:59- another commandment.- ..four...
0:07:59 > 0:08:02Thou shall not hide stakes in my shrubbery.
0:08:02 > 0:08:03- ..five...- Is she serious?
0:08:03 > 0:08:05- ..six...- Who sent you?
0:08:05 > 0:08:06We were told to come here.
0:08:06 > 0:08:07By who?
0:08:07 > 0:08:09- Can you see me? - Can you see me?
0:08:09 > 0:08:11- I'm a ghost.- So am I.
0:08:11 > 0:08:12..eight...
0:08:12 > 0:08:14An angel who was sent here by an angel.
0:08:14 > 0:08:17- ..nine... - Hold on. You're a ghost?
0:08:17 > 0:08:19Is he a werewolf?
0:08:19 > 0:08:21A very naughty werewolf.
0:08:21 > 0:08:22She sent us to see...
0:08:22 > 0:08:26- BABY CRYING - ..the Saviour.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28Well. Well, well, well, well, well.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30Did you hear that, Tom?
0:08:30 > 0:08:34They've been sent to see the Saviour, by an angel no less.
0:08:34 > 0:08:38Well, isn't that just brilliant(!)
0:08:38 > 0:08:39Fantastic.
0:08:39 > 0:08:40Hmm.
0:08:47 > 0:08:48Here we go.
0:08:48 > 0:08:52Now, are you sure there isn't anything else I can get you, Leo?
0:08:52 > 0:08:53I'm fine, honestly.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55OK.
0:08:55 > 0:08:58Would...would you like to...sort of...
0:09:03 > 0:09:05No? OK. OK.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07Sit down, Hal, you're making them nervous.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09Yeah, Hal, sit down.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11Thank you, I'll stand.
0:09:13 > 0:09:17Great. Lovely.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21So, um, how do you all know each other?
0:09:21 > 0:09:22We live together.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24You what?
0:09:24 > 0:09:26I know it's a bit unusual.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28No, it's not that. It's just that, um... Well...
0:09:28 > 0:09:30Three supernaturals all under the same roof.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33Yes, exactly, and I...
0:09:33 > 0:09:35I mean, a werewolf and a vampire becoming friends.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37It's unheard of, I suppose.
0:09:37 > 0:09:39No, actually, not that unheard of because...
0:09:39 > 0:09:42I think it's largely my influence.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44Interestingly enough, I...
0:09:44 > 0:09:46Some might say I've achieved the impossible.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48SHOUTS: I did it!
0:09:48 > 0:09:49I'm sorry. Um, I did it.
0:09:49 > 0:09:53I did it too. It's not anything to shout about really, is it?
0:09:53 > 0:09:55But I did do it.
0:09:55 > 0:09:56What, there's a vampire here?
0:09:56 > 0:09:59Er...no, not exactly.
0:09:59 > 0:10:02Um...things have changed a lot for us recently.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04Oh, that's a pity.
0:10:04 > 0:10:08Over 55 years and I've never had to change my line-up.
0:10:10 > 0:10:11Good.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15Annie...
0:10:15 > 0:10:18I understand that you are the Saviour's guardian.
0:10:18 > 0:10:19Well, yes.
0:10:19 > 0:10:22I appreciate how demanding that must be.
0:10:22 > 0:10:26And, so, one minute in her presence is all I ask.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32And I shall make it so.
0:10:35 > 0:10:36Thomas...
0:10:36 > 0:10:38bring forth the Chosen One.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43Go.
0:10:43 > 0:10:44Go and get the baby, Tom.
0:10:48 > 0:10:49Um, now, Leo,
0:10:49 > 0:10:52when exactly did this angel speak to you?
0:10:52 > 0:10:55Over Louis Armstrong, on the radio.
0:10:55 > 0:10:59And, um... And what did she sound like, this...this angel?
0:10:59 > 0:11:02- Where did you get this? - Um, well, a man.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04Well, a, no... A vampire.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06He gave it me. He said it comes with Eve.
0:11:06 > 0:11:09You do know that it's human skin?
0:11:09 > 0:11:12No. No, that one's not, actually. No, that one's fake.
0:11:12 > 0:11:13It's just prosthetics.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15Would it make it easier for you to believe that?
0:11:15 > 0:11:17Yes.
0:11:17 > 0:11:20- Then that's what it is. - Thank you.
0:11:20 > 0:11:23Oh, and...this is she.
0:11:25 > 0:11:30She's so tiny! How can something so powerful be so tiny?
0:11:34 > 0:11:36I'm not a young man any more.
0:11:37 > 0:11:40I'm ill and I'm useless.
0:11:40 > 0:11:44But I need more time. This can't happen yet.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47I've... (COUGHING)
0:11:50 > 0:11:51It's OK.
0:11:51 > 0:11:55Don't say anything, Leo, just breathe.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57Just concentrate on breathing.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59What's happening?
0:12:02 > 0:12:04Will you help me?
0:12:04 > 0:12:07- Annie? - It's Eve! Isn't it?
0:12:07 > 0:12:10It's Eve. Don't you get it? Eve's saying yes.
0:12:10 > 0:12:12Leo, Eve is saying yes.
0:12:12 > 0:12:13She will help you.
0:12:21 > 0:12:22Gotta stop this before it goes any further.
0:12:22 > 0:12:23Look,
0:12:23 > 0:12:27I know that you don't think Eve is gifted, so just leave it, OK?
0:12:27 > 0:12:30I'm not saying that. I don't know what she'll do when she grows up.
0:12:30 > 0:12:33She might be an amazing pianist or a maths genius,
0:12:33 > 0:12:35or a barrister.
0:12:35 > 0:12:36She might own her own restaurant
0:12:36 > 0:12:38or become President of the United States.
0:12:38 > 0:12:41Highly unlikely!
0:12:41 > 0:12:42She's a British citizen.
0:12:42 > 0:12:44Oh, that's unlikely, but it's all right for an angel
0:12:44 > 0:12:47to interrupt Louis Armstrong to bring them lot here?
0:12:47 > 0:12:48That's fine, innit?!
0:12:48 > 0:12:52We cannot begin to understand the forces at work here.
0:12:52 > 0:12:56If this was just us, if this was all something to help you cope
0:12:56 > 0:12:57with everything that's happened, then fine.
0:12:57 > 0:13:00But you're dragging other people into it and it ain't right.
0:13:00 > 0:13:02Eve can't save that man.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04After everything that you've been through,
0:13:04 > 0:13:07why is this so difficult for you to believe?
0:13:07 > 0:13:09What's all this really about, Annie?
0:13:09 > 0:13:11Pfff...
0:13:11 > 0:13:13I am not going to argue about this with you, Tom.
0:13:13 > 0:13:15I'm on your side.
0:13:15 > 0:13:19Then, please, just support me in this.
0:13:19 > 0:13:21Hmm?
0:13:21 > 0:13:22Unbelievable.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24That angel was right.
0:13:24 > 0:13:29But, then again, I sensed it, when we were approaching the house.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31Oh, so, she's an angel now?
0:13:31 > 0:13:34This morning, she was a hallucination!
0:13:34 > 0:13:37I don't think I actually used the word "hallucination".
0:13:37 > 0:13:39You did.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42I think we should just forget about all that.
0:13:42 > 0:13:46The important thing is, she's going to make you better.
0:13:46 > 0:13:50Well, Hal, it seems Pearl's been converted.
0:13:50 > 0:13:51What about you?
0:13:53 > 0:13:55What is that thing anyway?
0:13:55 > 0:13:56To us...
0:13:58 > 0:14:00..this is holy scripture,
0:14:00 > 0:14:01the only thing we really believe in.
0:14:01 > 0:14:04I didn't even know it physically existed.
0:14:05 > 0:14:08Yet here it is, in the same house as that child.
0:14:08 > 0:14:09It's not just a coincidence.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11What are you talking about?
0:14:11 > 0:14:14I think that Eve really is the War Child.
0:14:15 > 0:14:18She's actually going to do it. She's going to rid the world of us.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20- Us?- Vampires.
0:14:20 > 0:14:21Is that what that thing says?
0:14:21 > 0:14:24The child of the moon, the Godhead, death of the vampires.
0:14:24 > 0:14:26It won't happen today or tomorrow,
0:14:26 > 0:14:28it could be years from now, but it will happen.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30Oh, I'm so sorry, Hal.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32If I'd known, I wouldn't have brought you here.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34No, I think I was meant to come.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36I think I was meant to find her.
0:14:39 > 0:14:42Hey. Well, um...
0:14:42 > 0:14:45We have some very, very exciting news for you, don't we, Tom?
0:14:45 > 0:14:47Yeah, s'pose.
0:14:51 > 0:14:54Right, we're gonna do this thing to channel Eve's energy,
0:14:54 > 0:14:57because she's God and that. Um...
0:14:57 > 0:15:00And, hopefully, that might help you not die, or whatever.
0:15:01 > 0:15:04There's subtitles for this conversation?
0:15:04 > 0:15:07OK, so, basically, what Tom is saying is...
0:15:07 > 0:15:11we are going to have a ceremony!
0:15:11 > 0:15:13GEORGE SHRIEKING
0:15:22 > 0:15:27SHRIEKING AND SCREAMING CONTINUES
0:15:35 > 0:15:40HOWLING
0:15:40 > 0:15:43All right, then.
0:15:43 > 0:15:47Now, as you'll see on the sheets in front of you,
0:15:47 > 0:15:50I need you to answer three simple questions.
0:15:50 > 0:15:54Firstly, I want you to tell me what you think you just saw.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57Second, whether such a thing can even be possible and third,
0:15:57 > 0:16:00if creatures like this did exist, how would that make you feel?
0:16:00 > 0:16:04Frightened? Excited?
0:16:04 > 0:16:06Curious?
0:16:06 > 0:16:07Threatened?
0:16:07 > 0:16:10Horny? Seriously, you'd be surprised.
0:16:10 > 0:16:13- And then, I want... - What the shit's this?
0:16:15 > 0:16:17Excuse me.
0:16:18 > 0:16:20Fergus! Come on!
0:16:28 > 0:16:30- Who are they?- My focus group.
0:16:30 > 0:16:31Oh, that's all right, then.
0:16:31 > 0:16:35Here's me worried you might've been dicking about.
0:16:35 > 0:16:37Look, Griffin's dead. Everything's falling apart.
0:16:37 > 0:16:39All the others have gone back to their Clark Kents.
0:16:39 > 0:16:42We seriously need to sort our shit out before the Old Ones arrive.
0:16:42 > 0:16:46And is that what you've been doing, is it? Sorting our shit out?
0:16:46 > 0:16:49Yes. I set up a war council, actually.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52Are they your war council? Interesting.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54Yeah? What about you?
0:16:54 > 0:16:56Giving it all Peter Mendelssohn.
0:16:56 > 0:16:59OK, Fergus, either you mean Peter Mandelson
0:16:59 > 0:17:01or you're comparing me to a German composer.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03See, this, this is exactly what I'm talking about.
0:17:03 > 0:17:05What we need now is fists and fangs.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08I'll tell you something...
0:17:08 > 0:17:10Those guys, they're dedicated... SCREAMING
0:17:10 > 0:17:13- ..they're disciplined... - They're eating my focus group.
0:17:13 > 0:17:14SCREAMING
0:17:14 > 0:17:17Yeah, we skipped lunch.
0:17:17 > 0:17:20Right, that's it. Now, just piss off!
0:17:20 > 0:17:22Who do you think you're talking to?
0:17:22 > 0:17:24An irrelevance?
0:17:24 > 0:17:25The perennial henchman?
0:17:25 > 0:17:27I mean, you seriously think the Old Ones
0:17:27 > 0:17:29are gonna appoint you as Griffin's successor?
0:17:29 > 0:17:32Better me than you. They don't even know who you are.
0:17:32 > 0:17:35Ah, not yet, maybe, but I've got something to show them
0:17:35 > 0:17:37a whole lot better than your shit-eating grin.
0:17:37 > 0:17:38Uh?
0:17:38 > 0:17:41Huh, we'll see about that.
0:17:43 > 0:17:44Come on, you guys.
0:17:52 > 0:17:54Pricks.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02I can't even read it.
0:18:02 > 0:18:03CLATTER
0:18:07 > 0:18:11Welcome to you all.
0:18:11 > 0:18:15Do not be afraid. Come closer and gather round the prophet.
0:18:15 > 0:18:16Don't be afraid.
0:18:18 > 0:18:21I would like to ask you now all to hold hands.
0:18:23 > 0:18:25Go ahead.
0:18:34 > 0:18:37All powerful and merciful Eve,
0:18:37 > 0:18:43we have come here today to ask you to assist our dear friend, Leo.
0:18:45 > 0:18:49We humbly beseech thee to restore him to health,
0:18:49 > 0:18:53drive away all illness and infirmary,
0:18:53 > 0:18:55strengthen him,
0:18:55 > 0:18:58raise him up so that he may...
0:19:02 > 0:19:03Um...
0:19:07 > 0:19:09Ahem.
0:19:09 > 0:19:13Raise him up so that he may... stand on mountains.
0:19:13 > 0:19:17Raise him up so that he may walk on stormy seas.
0:19:17 > 0:19:20Let the road...rise to meet him.
0:19:20 > 0:19:24Let the force...be with him.
0:19:24 > 0:19:25Carpe diem.
0:19:25 > 0:19:29Veni vidi vici.
0:19:29 > 0:19:33Et tu, Brute, Dolce et Gabbana est.
0:19:33 > 0:19:36For thine is the power, the kingdom and the glory,
0:19:36 > 0:19:38for ever and ever, amen.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43- Oh, my God!- Christ!
0:19:43 > 0:19:46ELECTRICAL BUZZING Oh, my gosh, what's happening?!
0:19:46 > 0:19:49He can't breathe, that's what's happening.
0:19:49 > 0:19:51Get my bag. Leo!
0:19:51 > 0:19:55- Leo?- What the hell did you do?
0:19:55 > 0:19:57Don't you talk to her like that, mate!
0:19:57 > 0:19:58You've no idea what you're doing, do you?
0:19:58 > 0:20:01- I'm warning ya! - You said she would 'elp him!
0:20:01 > 0:20:02So why doesn't she?
0:20:02 > 0:20:04Never mind switching the bloody lights on and off,
0:20:04 > 0:20:06why doesn't she cure him?
0:20:06 > 0:20:08Cos she's just a baby, an innocent baby.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10Why are you trying to make her out to be something she ain't?
0:20:10 > 0:20:12She's George and Nina's baby. Why ain't that enough?
0:20:12 > 0:20:14Come on, little 'un.
0:20:32 > 0:20:34SIGHS
0:20:39 > 0:20:41I don't want to hear this, Leo, please.
0:20:41 > 0:20:43Please, let me finish.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47I've been a fool, Pearl.
0:20:48 > 0:20:51I'm going to die. I know that now.
0:20:51 > 0:20:54And I'm not afraid. I swear, I'm not.
0:20:54 > 0:20:58The only thing I'm afraid of is what would happen
0:20:58 > 0:21:00to you and Hal when I'm gone.
0:21:00 > 0:21:03That's why I wanted to be cured.
0:21:03 > 0:21:07I needed more time to, I don't know, prepare you both.
0:21:07 > 0:21:11To teach you how to cope without me.
0:21:12 > 0:21:14It will be so different when you only have each other.
0:21:14 > 0:21:18I don't want to think about that.
0:21:18 > 0:21:21That's my point. You have to.
0:21:24 > 0:21:29# The beast in me
0:21:29 > 0:21:34# Has had to learn to live with pain
0:21:37 > 0:21:41# And how to shelter from the rain
0:21:44 > 0:21:48# And in the twinkling of an eye
0:21:48 > 0:21:52# Might have to be restrained
0:21:53 > 0:22:00# God help the beast in me. #
0:22:04 > 0:22:05Wow!
0:22:05 > 0:22:08I used to love that game when I was younger.
0:22:08 > 0:22:10Oh, knocking them over is the best feeling in the world.
0:22:10 > 0:22:14- I never do that.- What?!
0:22:14 > 0:22:18I build them up, piece by piece,
0:22:18 > 0:22:22and when I'm finished, I take them down again,
0:22:22 > 0:22:23piece by piece.
0:22:26 > 0:22:30Well, you are missing out a very important part of that game, then.
0:22:30 > 0:22:36Leo gave me these. Every day, he'd make me line them up,
0:22:36 > 0:22:39but never let me knock them down.
0:22:42 > 0:22:43Why?
0:22:43 > 0:22:45He wanted to show me that I'm in control.
0:22:45 > 0:22:48If I could teach myself to fight small urges...
0:22:52 > 0:22:55..then I could train myself to resist much bigger ones.
0:22:57 > 0:23:01So... So you used to do all of that, every single day?
0:23:01 > 0:23:02I still do.
0:23:02 > 0:23:05It's part of my routine now, Annie.
0:23:05 > 0:23:07I like routine.
0:23:07 > 0:23:09It keeps me...
0:23:09 > 0:23:13It keeps my mind occupied and stops me from thinking too much.
0:23:15 > 0:23:19Being responsible for the Saviour of the world must dominate your time?
0:23:20 > 0:23:22Oh...yes.
0:23:22 > 0:23:23Yes, I s'pose so.
0:23:23 > 0:23:24DOOR OPENS
0:23:24 > 0:23:26Where's his inhaler?
0:23:26 > 0:23:28What?
0:23:28 > 0:23:31Leo's inhaler. I told you to pack it.
0:23:34 > 0:23:37- It's in my bag. - Oh, I'll do it.
0:23:37 > 0:23:40No, let me. I know where it is!
0:23:40 > 0:23:42There's a system. Pearl, there's a system!
0:23:42 > 0:23:47- Bugger the bloody system. - LIGHTS FIZZING AND CRACKLING
0:23:52 > 0:23:54Um... Um, listen, listen, Pearl.
0:23:54 > 0:23:58I'm really sorry that the, um, the ceremony didn't work.
0:23:58 > 0:24:00Yeah, right.
0:24:01 > 0:24:03Um, but it's just...I've been thinking.
0:24:03 > 0:24:05Sometimes, when you get a message from the other side,
0:24:05 > 0:24:07it needs to be interpreted.
0:24:07 > 0:24:11So, maybe, Leo didn't come here to get cured.
0:24:11 > 0:24:16Here we go. It's not the baby's fault, God forbid.
0:24:16 > 0:24:20Um, no, maybe he was supposed to bring you two here,
0:24:20 > 0:24:24so that, you know, when he does finally... go,
0:24:24 > 0:24:26that he'll know you'll both be all right.
0:24:28 > 0:24:29What are you saying?
0:24:29 > 0:24:31OK, um...
0:24:31 > 0:24:35What I'm saying is...move in here!
0:24:38 > 0:24:41Are you somehow drunk?
0:24:42 > 0:24:44No. Um, no.
0:24:44 > 0:24:46I just don't see the point in having this big house
0:24:46 > 0:24:49with all these rooms if I can't help people.
0:24:49 > 0:24:53And, besides, it'll be really good for me to...um, I mean, for you two,
0:24:53 > 0:24:56both of you, to have something new to focus on.
0:24:58 > 0:25:00That's the worst idea I've ever heard.
0:25:00 > 0:25:02Be quiet, Hal.
0:25:02 > 0:25:04You're not actually considering this, are you?
0:25:04 > 0:25:09Well, look, I mean, you can't really go back to Southend without Leo.
0:25:09 > 0:25:13It would just be so...empty and...
0:25:13 > 0:25:16quiet and...
0:25:16 > 0:25:17different.
0:25:31 > 0:25:33I'm going to the shop. Do you want to come?
0:25:33 > 0:25:36I'd love to, but I've made plans to sit in and self-harm, so...
0:25:36 > 0:25:39- You're a dickhead. - If you say so.
0:25:41 > 0:25:43Have we finished flirting?
0:25:43 > 0:25:45Because I'd like to go inside now.
0:25:46 > 0:25:49Wait a sec. Do you know what this is?
0:25:50 > 0:25:51It's a ring, Tom.
0:25:53 > 0:25:54As in jewellery.
0:25:55 > 0:25:58Jewellery is the term given to personal dress ornaments,
0:25:58 > 0:26:00such as rings, watches, bracelets.
0:26:00 > 0:26:03I know what it is, Hal. Why does Leo want it?
0:26:03 > 0:26:05- What? - Leo calls me into his room,
0:26:05 > 0:26:08stuffs this into me hand and says he wants it, or one like it.
0:26:08 > 0:26:10What else did he say?
0:26:10 > 0:26:12MIMICS LEO: "Take Hal with you."
0:26:12 > 0:26:14Then Pearl came in and he hid under the covers.
0:26:14 > 0:26:16Why didn't he simply ask me? You barely know him.
0:26:16 > 0:26:18Well, it involves going to the shop, Hal,
0:26:18 > 0:26:20and you're not exactly a people person, are you?
0:26:21 > 0:26:24You don't think this is intended to help us bond, do you?
0:26:25 > 0:26:28Some random quest he imagines will bring us together?
0:26:28 > 0:26:30Nah. Look at the state of that picture.
0:26:30 > 0:26:34How many years has he been carrying it around wi' 'im?
0:26:34 > 0:26:35It must mean something to him.
0:26:35 > 0:26:38Right, well, we shall retrieve this ring, if that's what he wants.
0:26:38 > 0:26:40Yeah, but we won't start liking each other,
0:26:40 > 0:26:41because you're a dickhead.
0:26:41 > 0:26:43And you are a Neanderthal.
0:26:43 > 0:26:45Exactly. Now, are you coming to the shop, or what?
0:26:50 > 0:26:54So, I was thinking I would put Hal in the double bedroom,
0:26:54 > 0:26:56or the bridal suite, as we like to call it.
0:26:56 > 0:27:00It's quite a big room, but he seems like a man who,
0:27:00 > 0:27:02you know, needs his own space.
0:27:02 > 0:27:05Um, and then we will put you in the second guest bedroom,
0:27:05 > 0:27:11which is right next to Leo's and it's quite, um... It's cosy, if that's OK?
0:27:12 > 0:27:14- I haven't even see it. - Great, lovely!
0:27:14 > 0:27:17Settled, perfect, brilliant!
0:27:17 > 0:27:19Well, I'll just let you make yourself at home,
0:27:19 > 0:27:21and feel free to fix it up however you would like,
0:27:21 > 0:27:23provided you do check it with me first,
0:27:23 > 0:27:26so you don't do anything too crazy or over the top. That'd be great.
0:27:26 > 0:27:30Yes, because your home is the epitome of understated elegance,
0:27:30 > 0:27:31isn't it, Annie(?)
0:27:31 > 0:27:33Thank you.
0:27:33 > 0:27:35I was being sarcastic.
0:27:35 > 0:27:37Look.
0:27:37 > 0:27:39I want to make one thing clear.
0:27:39 > 0:27:42The only reason I'm even considering this
0:27:42 > 0:27:45is because Leo thinks it's a good idea.
0:27:45 > 0:27:47OK.
0:27:47 > 0:27:50Thank you, Annie, for welcoming me into your home(!)
0:27:50 > 0:27:51(That's OK, don't worry about it, it's fine.)
0:27:51 > 0:27:54If we do decide to stay, there's gonna have to be a few changes.
0:27:54 > 0:27:57That'll have to go, for a start.
0:27:57 > 0:27:59SHE LAUGHS
0:27:59 > 0:28:00That?
0:28:00 > 0:28:03Well, no, that... that is not going anywhere.
0:28:03 > 0:28:05It's an eyesore.
0:28:05 > 0:28:06It's retro.
0:28:06 > 0:28:10- What?! - You know, like, cool.
0:28:10 > 0:28:13In an ironic kind of way.
0:28:13 > 0:28:16I thought you'd have an appreciation for that,
0:28:16 > 0:28:18- considering how you're dressed.- Ohh!
0:28:18 > 0:28:21Is this the lady in the longjohns attacking my dress sense?
0:28:21 > 0:28:23I'm not attacking... Sorry, I beg your pardon?
0:28:23 > 0:28:25The carpets need a good clean.
0:28:25 > 0:28:28These are not longjohns, they're leggings.
0:28:28 > 0:28:31And a bar in the living room? What message does that send out?
0:28:31 > 0:28:33And, actually, I died in 2007
0:28:33 > 0:28:36and I do still see people wearing them today, so...
0:28:36 > 0:28:37You know, actually,
0:28:37 > 0:28:40I was quite fashion forward with these...leggings.
0:28:40 > 0:28:42We'll need to start using a new brand of tea.
0:28:42 > 0:28:45That stuff you make always looks very anaemic.
0:28:47 > 0:28:49There is nothing wrong with my tea.
0:28:52 > 0:28:54Hal has been dry for 55 years,
0:28:54 > 0:28:58and we've had hardly any problems with him.
0:28:58 > 0:29:01So, I thought, since he's going to be living here,
0:29:01 > 0:29:05I'd jot down one or two things to help him stay that way.
0:29:06 > 0:29:09It might seem silly,
0:29:09 > 0:29:12keeping a list of instructions for a grown man.
0:29:12 > 0:29:14Not so silly.
0:29:14 > 0:29:19So, first off, try to keep him away from people.
0:29:19 > 0:29:20What kind of people?
0:29:20 > 0:29:22Oh, general people.
0:29:22 > 0:29:26- And dogs. Mainly the small ones. - And budgies.
0:29:26 > 0:29:27That only happened the once,
0:29:27 > 0:29:30and he sent a letter of apology to the miniature circus.
0:29:30 > 0:29:33It's best to err on the side of caution, I think.
0:29:34 > 0:29:39This is a given, but blood is a definite no-go.
0:29:39 > 0:29:40Sure.
0:29:40 > 0:29:42Absolutely, yep.
0:29:42 > 0:29:48So, um, that's people, small dogs, budgies and blood.
0:29:48 > 0:29:50This is an important one, Annie.
0:29:50 > 0:29:56Never, under any circumstances, ever allow him to drink
0:29:56 > 0:29:57Kia-Ora.
0:30:00 > 0:30:02Kia-Ora - the squash?
0:30:02 > 0:30:05You should steer clear of all diluted drinks and cordials, really.
0:30:05 > 0:30:10But Kia-Ora - that's the one to look out for.
0:30:10 > 0:30:13Why? What happens when he drinks Kia-Ora?
0:30:13 > 0:30:15- We don't talk about it, Annie. - Oh.
0:30:17 > 0:30:18Well, do they even still make Kia-Ora?
0:30:18 > 0:30:20Oh, they're making it all right!
0:30:20 > 0:30:23- They're making it. - It's OK, Pearl!
0:30:23 > 0:30:25It's all right.
0:30:26 > 0:30:27Wow.
0:30:27 > 0:30:30- I think that covers it. - Good. Lovely.
0:30:32 > 0:30:33So, um, what about you, Pearl?
0:30:33 > 0:30:36Any dark secrets? Anything I should know?
0:30:36 > 0:30:39Pearl...is a woman without fault.
0:30:42 > 0:30:43(I'll tell you later.)
0:30:47 > 0:30:49BABY CRYING
0:30:49 > 0:30:50Oh, gosh, I wish Tom would get back.
0:30:50 > 0:30:53I think she needs to go out for some fresh air.
0:30:53 > 0:30:55Well, why don't you take her?
0:30:55 > 0:30:58Floating baby. Freaks people out!
0:30:59 > 0:31:01Just swaddle.
0:31:01 > 0:31:02I beg your pardon?
0:31:02 > 0:31:04Are you telling me you've never swaddled?
0:31:04 > 0:31:07No, I haven't, and I don't think I want to!
0:31:07 > 0:31:10That sounds like something they do on Girls Behind Bars. Urgh!
0:31:10 > 0:31:12You swaddle!
0:31:12 > 0:31:15Call yourself a ghost!
0:31:18 > 0:31:20Here we are.
0:31:26 > 0:31:28- Why are you so bothered? - What?
0:31:28 > 0:31:30I mean, I know why I'm here,
0:31:30 > 0:31:32but why are you going to all this trouble
0:31:32 > 0:31:35- for a sick old man you barely know? - I happen to quite like him.
0:31:35 > 0:31:37He's sound, even if he has got seriously bad judgment
0:31:37 > 0:31:39- when it comes to picking his mates. - Huh.
0:31:41 > 0:31:43The fact that you are so young
0:31:43 > 0:31:45and so narrow-minded is truly staggering.
0:31:45 > 0:31:48Look, some of us do terrible things occasionally,
0:31:48 > 0:31:49- that's true. - Yeah, occasionally.
0:31:49 > 0:31:51Yeah, but so do werewolves.
0:31:51 > 0:31:53So do humans, for that matter.
0:31:53 > 0:31:55I don't understand why you hate vampires so much.
0:31:55 > 0:31:58Oh, they're arrogant, egotistical, predatory,
0:31:58 > 0:32:01they often have stupid haircuts, and what was the other one?
0:32:01 > 0:32:04There was another one. Oh, yeah, they killed me dad, Hal.
0:32:07 > 0:32:11So nobody can actually see her like this?
0:32:11 > 0:32:14No. They don't see you, they don't see her.
0:32:14 > 0:32:16It's the oldest trick in the book.
0:32:16 > 0:32:19Wow, but this is amazing!
0:32:19 > 0:32:23She once sneaked me into a Beatles concert underneath her skirt.
0:32:23 > 0:32:25No! Really?!
0:32:25 > 0:32:28Yeah. We were right up at the front.
0:32:28 > 0:32:30I caught one of Ringo's drumsticks.
0:32:30 > 0:32:34As I remember it, you yanked it out of some poor girl's hand.
0:32:34 > 0:32:36He's a stickler for detail.
0:32:36 > 0:32:39Oh, it was a good day.
0:32:40 > 0:32:41Yeah.
0:32:41 > 0:32:43It was.
0:32:43 > 0:32:44I didn't want it to end.
0:32:48 > 0:32:49I have to, um...
0:32:49 > 0:32:51LIGHTS FIZZING AND CRACKLING
0:32:58 > 0:33:01I forgot. There's something I have to do.
0:33:07 > 0:33:09- That's the one, there. - That's the one.
0:33:13 > 0:33:15I bet they do rubber tubing in here.
0:33:15 > 0:33:16What?
0:33:17 > 0:33:21I'm thinking about building a swimming pool in the back yard.
0:33:21 > 0:33:23Then I could use some for the, er...
0:33:24 > 0:33:28- ...for the water jets. - Fascinating. Please hurry.
0:33:28 > 0:33:30Hiya, mate. I'm just enquiring about the ring that's...
0:33:36 > 0:33:38That's not for sale.
0:33:41 > 0:33:42Hey!
0:33:42 > 0:33:45Don't touch that.
0:33:45 > 0:33:47- It's not for sale. - What's it for?
0:33:49 > 0:33:50Decoration.
0:33:51 > 0:33:54And it cost me a bloody fortune, so take your hands off it.
0:33:55 > 0:33:57I'll not ask again.
0:33:57 > 0:33:58Decoration?
0:33:58 > 0:34:01Is he deaf...or thick? Or both?
0:34:01 > 0:34:04It's an old hunting trophy, Tom, that's all.
0:34:04 > 0:34:05I know what it is, Hal.
0:34:05 > 0:34:07Look, it's probably ancient.
0:34:07 > 0:34:09That's supposed to make a difference?
0:34:12 > 0:34:14What kind of a person buys something like this?
0:34:15 > 0:34:17Who'd want it?
0:34:17 > 0:34:18It's an animal.
0:34:19 > 0:34:22A proud, majestic, noble animal.
0:34:22 > 0:34:25Listen to David-fucking-Attenborough!
0:34:25 > 0:34:26And his head shouldn't be on a stick
0:34:26 > 0:34:29in the middle of some filthy backstreet pawn shop.
0:34:29 > 0:34:31Tom, let's just leave.
0:34:31 > 0:34:35I'm not in the mood for this. Just piss off. Go on, out.
0:34:35 > 0:34:39- I'm not going till you take it down. - Or you'll do what, exactly?
0:34:39 > 0:34:43Bloody tree-hugging, Guardian-reading...
0:34:43 > 0:34:48soya-milk-drinking, bicycle-riding, aluminium-collecting fuckwit.
0:34:50 > 0:34:52This is my shop.
0:34:52 > 0:34:55What I choose to hang from its walls is my business.
0:34:55 > 0:34:58And that is staying put, so clear off.
0:34:58 > 0:35:00- No, it ain't. - Hey!
0:35:00 > 0:35:02- No, you're... - Get off me!
0:35:02 > 0:35:04BOTH SHOUTING
0:35:07 > 0:35:10- Shit. - Ow!
0:35:10 > 0:35:13He's got me in a Heimlich...Nelson!
0:35:13 > 0:35:15I've never come across it.
0:35:15 > 0:35:18Well, gentlemen, I'm going to have to split this up.
0:35:25 > 0:35:27He's completely mental!
0:35:32 > 0:35:34- Clean yourself up. - What?
0:35:34 > 0:35:35Do it now!
0:35:35 > 0:35:38You people have no self-control.
0:35:38 > 0:35:39I wasn't the one punching him.
0:35:39 > 0:35:41He punched me first!
0:35:41 > 0:35:42Hey!
0:35:44 > 0:35:45HAL TUTTING
0:35:46 > 0:35:48What do you think you're doing?
0:35:48 > 0:35:49What does it look like?
0:35:49 > 0:35:52Well, it looks like you're pointing a firearm at us.
0:35:52 > 0:35:55You've picked on the wrong man today.
0:35:56 > 0:35:57So it would seem(!)
0:35:59 > 0:36:01- You should probably get on with it. - What?
0:36:01 > 0:36:02What?!
0:36:03 > 0:36:05Oh, you haven't done this before, have you?
0:36:06 > 0:36:08It's OK.
0:36:08 > 0:36:10Just breathe and I'll take you through it.
0:36:10 > 0:36:12- Just shut up! - Yeah, Hal, shut up!
0:36:13 > 0:36:17Right, now, your heart feels like it's swollen.
0:36:17 > 0:36:18And it's beating so fast,
0:36:18 > 0:36:22you're worried it might burst right through your chest.
0:36:22 > 0:36:23Your body's weighted,
0:36:23 > 0:36:26like you've been welded to the spot you stand in.
0:36:26 > 0:36:29Your hands are sweating.
0:36:31 > 0:36:32Spasming.
0:36:32 > 0:36:35And you don't know if you're going to be able
0:36:35 > 0:36:38to hold onto that thing for much longer, let alone fire it.
0:36:40 > 0:36:42But all of this is perfectly normal,
0:36:42 > 0:36:46because, you see, everything in your body is telling you to fight this.
0:36:46 > 0:36:50Killing is the most difficult thing in the world.
0:36:51 > 0:36:53Which is why, when you actually do it...
0:36:54 > 0:36:57..there's nothing more exhilarating.
0:36:57 > 0:36:58You played God.
0:36:58 > 0:37:02And it makes you feel powerful.
0:37:03 > 0:37:05Invincible.
0:37:05 > 0:37:08- Don't even think about it! - That feeling doesn't last.
0:37:08 > 0:37:11Soon, you realise that even if you get away with it,
0:37:11 > 0:37:14you'll never really... get away with it.
0:37:15 > 0:37:17My conscience will cope.
0:37:17 > 0:37:21No. No, you think you'll walk away from something like this unscathed,
0:37:21 > 0:37:24but it's impossible.
0:37:24 > 0:37:25It all clings to you.
0:37:27 > 0:37:30The mess you made of him, the scars you placed on him,
0:37:30 > 0:37:33the blood you bathed him in, it sticks to you.
0:37:35 > 0:37:36(It stains you.)
0:37:36 > 0:37:38Do this...
0:37:39 > 0:37:41..and it won't be the last time you see his face.
0:37:41 > 0:37:45You'll see him first thing in the morning, last thing at night.
0:37:45 > 0:37:48And he'll be with you while you dream.
0:37:51 > 0:37:55You end his life... and he'll invade yours.
0:38:11 > 0:38:17The way I see it, there's only two ways you could know those things.
0:38:17 > 0:38:20Either you're a man of God...
0:38:20 > 0:38:23or you're speaking from experience.
0:38:25 > 0:38:28I'm not a man of God.
0:38:32 > 0:38:33SHOP DOOR CLOSES
0:38:38 > 0:38:41- Do you think he'd have done it? - Maybe, I don't know.
0:38:41 > 0:38:42Well, whatever, thanks.
0:38:42 > 0:38:44You're very welcome!
0:38:46 > 0:38:48We forgot the ring.
0:38:48 > 0:38:49Did we?
0:38:52 > 0:38:53Ha!
0:38:56 > 0:38:57BANG
0:38:57 > 0:38:59Great(!)
0:38:59 > 0:39:01Are you OK?
0:39:01 > 0:39:02Yeah...
0:39:02 > 0:39:06- The kettle. Little Eve... - Is not here.
0:39:07 > 0:39:09And, actually, she's usually somewhere else
0:39:09 > 0:39:12when this stuff starts happening.
0:39:12 > 0:39:14What are you saying, Annie?
0:39:14 > 0:39:16Well, this started when you showed up.
0:39:16 > 0:39:18Yes.
0:39:18 > 0:39:20It's related to Leo's illness - you said so yourself.
0:39:20 > 0:39:23And I still believe that to be true.
0:39:23 > 0:39:25I just don't think it's Eve causing it.
0:39:25 > 0:39:27I think it's you.
0:39:29 > 0:39:31Don't be ridiculous!
0:39:34 > 0:39:35It's grief, Pearl.
0:39:36 > 0:39:38You know that...
0:39:38 > 0:39:39Leo's...
0:39:40 > 0:39:42..dying, and... ELECTRICAL FIZZING
0:39:42 > 0:39:43..you're very upset.
0:39:46 > 0:39:48Of course I'm upset.
0:39:50 > 0:39:51He's my friend.
0:39:54 > 0:39:56You're in love with him, Pearl.
0:39:56 > 0:39:59And I know how you feel!
0:39:59 > 0:40:02I fell in love with my best friend and I lost him
0:40:02 > 0:40:03and it was... It was awful.
0:40:03 > 0:40:05RADIO BLARES But if I hadn't have told him,
0:40:05 > 0:40:08it would've been even more unbearable.
0:40:08 > 0:40:11I would've regretted it every single second of every single day.
0:40:13 > 0:40:15RAISES VOICE: I am right, aren't I?
0:40:19 > 0:40:21Yeah.
0:40:22 > 0:40:24It's too late, Annie.
0:40:26 > 0:40:29It's 55 years too late.
0:40:29 > 0:40:32How can I possibly tell him now?
0:40:32 > 0:40:34How could you possibly not?!
0:40:35 > 0:40:38You have got to tell him how you feel, because you...
0:40:40 > 0:40:42..you might not get another chance.
0:40:47 > 0:40:49For over half a century, I've been stuck here.
0:40:51 > 0:40:54But that didn't matter, because I was stuck here with him.
0:40:56 > 0:40:58He's...
0:40:58 > 0:41:00everything to me.
0:41:02 > 0:41:03Always has been.
0:41:05 > 0:41:08I don't want to be without him, Annie.
0:41:08 > 0:41:09I know.
0:41:09 > 0:41:12No, I know you don't.
0:41:12 > 0:41:13I know you don't.
0:41:19 > 0:41:22I need to talk to you.
0:41:23 > 0:41:24Oh, my God.
0:41:24 > 0:41:2950 years ago, you were looking at that picture
0:41:29 > 0:41:32and you stared straight into my eyes
0:41:32 > 0:41:36and said, "I just wish I'd been loved.
0:41:36 > 0:41:41"I wish someone would give me a ring, just like this one."
0:41:42 > 0:41:44I should've given this to you then.
0:41:46 > 0:41:48But I was too shy.
0:41:48 > 0:41:50And too scared.
0:41:50 > 0:41:52And too stupid.
0:41:55 > 0:41:57But I want you to have it now.
0:42:07 > 0:42:10And I want you to know that you were loved.
0:42:10 > 0:42:13I loved you since the moment I met you.
0:42:13 > 0:42:16And I'll die loving you, Pearl.
0:42:17 > 0:42:19The thing is, Leo...
0:42:20 > 0:42:22..I love you too.
0:42:23 > 0:42:26God, it's all moving so fast!
0:42:26 > 0:42:28It's only been 55 years(!)
0:42:30 > 0:42:32I had to tell you.
0:42:34 > 0:42:36I couldn't leave without telling you.
0:42:41 > 0:42:42No!
0:42:42 > 0:42:44- Oh, God.- Oh, my God!
0:42:44 > 0:42:45Get Hal!
0:42:45 > 0:42:47Leo.
0:42:47 > 0:42:50Don't you do this, don't you dare do this!
0:42:50 > 0:42:54- Hal, it's Leo! Get up here! - I have to go. Let me.
0:42:56 > 0:42:57Help! Stop him!
0:42:57 > 0:42:59Make him stop.
0:42:59 > 0:43:01Leo, please.
0:43:02 > 0:43:05This had to happen one day.
0:43:05 > 0:43:09There's no point trying to stop it.
0:43:11 > 0:43:15We've had the most amazing life together.
0:43:19 > 0:43:21No.
0:43:21 > 0:43:23Eve was going to save you!
0:43:23 > 0:43:25That's why we came here.
0:43:25 > 0:43:27We'll try again in another ceremony.
0:43:27 > 0:43:28Hal!
0:43:28 > 0:43:29It's all right.
0:43:34 > 0:43:36I don't understand.
0:43:38 > 0:43:40He's here.
0:43:41 > 0:43:43He's ours.
0:43:43 > 0:43:45You told him you loved him.
0:43:46 > 0:43:49That was your unfinished business.
0:43:49 > 0:43:51You're both leaving me.
0:43:51 > 0:43:53Hal, I'm sorry.
0:43:54 > 0:43:56I wasn't expecting this to happen.
0:43:58 > 0:44:00I'll stay.
0:44:00 > 0:44:04- I can stay! - No, Pearl...
0:44:04 > 0:44:06you might not get another chance. That's your door.
0:44:07 > 0:44:08I'll be fine.
0:44:08 > 0:44:10We can't leave him on his own!
0:44:10 > 0:44:13I won't be on my own. I'll be here.
0:44:13 > 0:44:16Promise me you'll look after him, Annie.
0:44:25 > 0:44:26Go.
0:44:29 > 0:44:30- Are you sure? - Go.
0:44:30 > 0:44:33Both of you, please, just go!
0:44:39 > 0:44:43You were the best friend I ever had.
0:44:45 > 0:44:46You too. >
0:44:47 > 0:44:50Leo, I'll never forget you.
0:45:03 > 0:45:04DOOR SHUTS
0:45:14 > 0:45:15KNOCKS
0:45:15 > 0:45:19So, how do you like your new room?
0:45:19 > 0:45:22You don't actually have to go through with this, you know.
0:45:22 > 0:45:24Oh, no, Hal, you are staying with us.
0:45:24 > 0:45:27I made a promise, and if there's anything I take very seriously,
0:45:27 > 0:45:30it's promises I make to disembodied spirits about looking after someone.
0:45:30 > 0:45:33You'd have said anything to get Pearl and Leo through that door.
0:45:33 > 0:45:36No, Hal, don't be stupid, this is your home now.
0:45:36 > 0:45:40OK? And we're going to be very happy here, the four of us.
0:45:40 > 0:45:41God.
0:45:41 > 0:45:43Annie,
0:45:43 > 0:45:45yours is even better than mine(!)
0:45:45 > 0:45:48My...what?
0:45:48 > 0:45:51Your mask.
0:45:54 > 0:45:55Um...
0:45:56 > 0:45:57OK.
0:45:59 > 0:46:03EVE CRYING
0:46:08 > 0:46:10CRYING GETS LOUDER
0:46:12 > 0:46:14CRYING
0:46:21 > 0:46:22CRYING
0:46:36 > 0:46:38Why are you crying?
0:46:39 > 0:46:42You've got nothing to cry about.
0:46:42 > 0:46:43Have you?
0:46:45 > 0:46:46EVE GRIZZLING
0:46:51 > 0:46:54Me, on the other hand...
0:46:56 > 0:46:57I should be crying.
0:46:58 > 0:47:00EVE CRIES
0:47:10 > 0:47:12My best friend is dead.
0:47:16 > 0:47:19But it's difficult to shed tears over a fool.
0:47:22 > 0:47:23You made a fool of him.
0:47:25 > 0:47:28Do it, do it, do it.
0:47:31 > 0:47:32You made fools of us all.
0:47:35 > 0:47:36The Messiah.
0:47:39 > 0:47:42Thought you were going to destroy us.
0:47:42 > 0:47:46And do you know what? I welcomed it.
0:47:46 > 0:47:48But now...
0:47:49 > 0:47:51..I see how ridiculous it all is.
0:47:53 > 0:47:54Do it.
0:47:55 > 0:47:57You're not the Saviour.
0:47:57 > 0:48:01No-one's ever going to stop us.
0:48:03 > 0:48:06Do it, do it, do it, do it.
0:48:06 > 0:48:07What are you doing?
0:48:10 > 0:48:13EVE CRYING
0:48:18 > 0:48:20I don't know.
0:48:20 > 0:48:22Put her down.
0:48:23 > 0:48:25I wasn't going to hurt her.
0:48:25 > 0:48:28Put...her...down.
0:48:29 > 0:48:32She's a defenceless child, and you make me sick.
0:48:32 > 0:48:34You're an animal.
0:48:34 > 0:48:36I am an animal?! Jesus Christ.
0:48:36 > 0:48:38I should kill you where you stand.
0:48:38 > 0:48:40- Then why don't you? - I want to.
0:48:40 > 0:48:43I want to so much. I've killed dozens of ya.
0:48:43 > 0:48:47It doesn't get any harder. Just gets more enjoyable.
0:48:47 > 0:48:49Then do the world a favour, Tom.
0:48:52 > 0:48:53Get rid of me.
0:48:53 > 0:48:56I wouldn't kill anybody in Annie's house.
0:48:56 > 0:48:58And I wouldn't kill anybody in front of baby Eve.
0:48:58 > 0:49:01So, today's your lucky day.
0:49:02 > 0:49:05But if I ever see you again, I'll kill ya.
0:49:07 > 0:49:09Now, get out.
0:49:18 > 0:49:19HE SIGHS
0:49:56 > 0:49:58I'm closing in five.
0:49:59 > 0:50:00LOCK CLICKS
0:50:00 > 0:50:02I was protecting Eve.
0:50:02 > 0:50:06- Where is he now? - I don't know and I don't care.
0:50:06 > 0:50:08He's very dangerous, Tom.
0:50:08 > 0:50:10I think we've established that much, Annie.
0:50:10 > 0:50:11Oh, this is my fault!
0:50:11 > 0:50:15If you're thinking of buying, make it quick,
0:50:15 > 0:50:16cos...
0:50:16 > 0:50:18What the hell do you want?
0:50:18 > 0:50:19Piss off.
0:50:22 > 0:50:24He had some blood on his face.
0:50:27 > 0:50:28Jesus Christ!
0:50:28 > 0:50:29Not quite!
0:50:32 > 0:50:33I'll shoot this time. I mean it!
0:50:33 > 0:50:35Go on, then, right through the heart.
0:50:35 > 0:50:37It won't stop me, it won't even slow me down.
0:50:39 > 0:50:40There he is!
0:50:40 > 0:50:42My God!
0:50:42 > 0:50:45Yes. I'd forgotten how all the others did that too -
0:50:45 > 0:50:48they all called for their God. Funny - he never came.
0:50:48 > 0:50:50- Got her, got her, got her. - You got her?
0:50:50 > 0:50:53Count backwards from ten. Before you know, it'll all be over.
0:50:53 > 0:50:56No, please, God, no. No, please, God, no.
0:50:56 > 0:50:58I'll start you off. Ten...
0:50:58 > 0:51:02- Hal! Is this how you repay Leo? - Shut up.
0:51:02 > 0:51:04Not you. Count.
0:51:05 > 0:51:07Nine.
0:51:08 > 0:51:09Get away from him.
0:51:09 > 0:51:10Why are you doing this?
0:51:10 > 0:51:14I need to vent and I don't like him much.
0:51:14 > 0:51:16Now, leave, both of you.
0:51:16 > 0:51:18- You promised Leo. - I don't care.
0:51:18 > 0:51:20He devoted his whole life to helping you!
0:51:20 > 0:51:23He should've known we can't change. This is what I am.
0:51:23 > 0:51:25- And this is what I am. - Oh, Christ.
0:51:25 > 0:51:27You kill him and I'll kill you.
0:51:27 > 0:51:29OK.
0:51:30 > 0:51:32OK.
0:51:35 > 0:51:36SHOP BELL JANGLES
0:51:37 > 0:51:38Schoolboy error, Tom.
0:51:38 > 0:51:41Well? I'm waiting. Make your move.
0:51:41 > 0:51:42Stop this.
0:51:42 > 0:51:44- Both of you. - Annie, go home.
0:51:44 > 0:51:46- I don't want Eve seeing this. - Well, she's not going anywhere.
0:51:46 > 0:51:49For God's sake, take the baby and leave.
0:51:49 > 0:51:52Oh! You think you're men, do you? Huh?
0:51:52 > 0:51:54You think you're big and brave?
0:51:54 > 0:51:57You are dancing around your pain - both of you are.
0:51:57 > 0:52:00Facing it head on - now, that takes real courage.
0:52:00 > 0:52:03And I'm not judging you, because I've done it myself.
0:52:03 > 0:52:04I've needed a god,
0:52:04 > 0:52:06so I created one.
0:52:08 > 0:52:11But, Tom, you're right. Eve is not a god.
0:52:11 > 0:52:16And my friends have not died in some great, glorious master plan.
0:52:16 > 0:52:18They just died.
0:52:19 > 0:52:22And it hurts. It really hurts.
0:52:23 > 0:52:26But I can't avoid feeling this pain any longer,
0:52:26 > 0:52:28because avoiding it leads to this.
0:52:32 > 0:52:34So, if you two want to kill each other,
0:52:34 > 0:52:36you will be taking one step further away
0:52:36 > 0:52:40from the man that your father and your friend wanted you to be.
0:52:55 > 0:52:57Now, can we please go home?
0:53:37 > 0:53:40And his eyes...
0:53:40 > 0:53:42They went black.
0:53:42 > 0:53:43They turned...
0:53:45 > 0:53:46..black.
0:53:47 > 0:53:48And fangs.
0:53:50 > 0:53:51He had fangs.
0:53:52 > 0:53:56MAN: Black eyes...fangs. >
0:53:57 > 0:53:59I know what this must sound like.
0:53:59 > 0:54:01I know you must think I'm mad.
0:54:02 > 0:54:06But I swear it's true.
0:54:06 > 0:54:08And did either of them say their names?
0:54:08 > 0:54:12Yeah, yeah. The other guy? He called him Hal.
0:54:16 > 0:54:17He called him what?
0:54:24 > 0:54:25ANNIE: Right.
0:54:27 > 0:54:30- Um, milk, no sugar. - Thank you very much.
0:54:30 > 0:54:33And black with a splash of water.
0:54:34 > 0:54:36And I went for a herbal.
0:54:36 > 0:54:40Kiwi and strawberry. It's been that sort of day.
0:54:42 > 0:54:45You know, um, I was just thinking...
0:54:45 > 0:54:48If it wasn't for Eve, Leo wouldn't have come here,
0:54:48 > 0:54:50so he probably wouldn't have told Pearl how he felt,
0:54:50 > 0:54:54- which means she wouldn't have been able to pass over.- I suppose so.
0:54:56 > 0:55:00And, you know, she brought us three together.
0:55:01 > 0:55:04So she's been responsible for quite a few miraculous things, you know,
0:55:04 > 0:55:07even if she isn't...the Saviour.
0:55:07 > 0:55:09I'm still hoping she is.
0:55:09 > 0:55:11What?
0:55:11 > 0:55:13I want it to be true.
0:55:13 > 0:55:15I want her to kill us all.
0:55:23 > 0:55:26Well... I think that covers it.
0:55:31 > 0:55:35- And you'll find him, yeah? - Oh, you can count on that.
0:55:37 > 0:55:38LOCK CLICKS
0:55:38 > 0:55:40What are you doing?
0:55:43 > 0:55:45I'm afraid there's just one more thing.
0:55:49 > 0:55:51SHRIEKING
0:55:51 > 0:55:54MUNCHING
0:55:54 > 0:55:56GURGLING
0:56:21 > 0:56:22Something is coming for her.
0:56:22 > 0:56:25- This is prophecy. - This is serious.
0:56:25 > 0:56:28- We have enemies coming at us from every angle.- Jesus, Annie!
0:56:28 > 0:56:31Tomorrow, we're going to come back, about ten o'clock,
0:56:31 > 0:56:33teach your little doggy to play dead.
0:56:33 > 0:56:34That's for me, isn't it?
0:56:34 > 0:56:37Just in case I dealt with complaints the old-fashioned way.
0:56:37 > 0:56:39Are you getting weak?
0:56:39 > 0:56:41Do you need to feed?
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