Making History

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05I phoned to apologise for being so ungentlemanly.

0:00:05 > 0:00:07Will you let me the privilege of making it up to you?

0:00:07 > 0:00:11You're no Saviour. No-one will stop us!

0:00:11 > 0:00:13I'm a friend when you need one.

0:00:13 > 0:00:16Recently, there's been this minority

0:00:16 > 0:00:18who seem keen to get you guys out in the open.

0:00:18 > 0:00:23They found Jenny Wilson's body at Upper Neuadd reservoir. Nobody goes there, it's desolate!

0:00:23 > 0:00:27Brace yourself for some serious cuddling.

0:00:27 > 0:00:29- But you have to come with me! - Who are you?

0:00:29 > 0:00:30It's me, Annie.

0:00:30 > 0:00:32I'm Eve.

0:00:32 > 0:00:37This programme contains some strong language and scenes that viewers may find upsetting

0:00:37 > 0:00:39It's not dissatisfaction.

0:00:39 > 0:00:43It's a feeling more akin to having been born in captivity.

0:00:43 > 0:00:47A seeping realisation that your dreams and ambitions

0:00:47 > 0:00:51are just too big, too rich for this domestic world.

0:00:51 > 0:00:55OK, are you planning to say anything I can use as your defence?

0:00:55 > 0:00:56A defence for what?

0:00:56 > 0:00:59What you were arrested for! Illegal gambling.

0:00:59 > 0:01:04Specifically, according to the reams of documents and papers they found,

0:01:04 > 0:01:06dog fights.

0:01:06 > 0:01:08Don't worry about that.

0:01:08 > 0:01:12Until recently, any dealings with the police

0:01:12 > 0:01:16were handled by our family solicitor, Robert Mercer.

0:01:16 > 0:01:18But he passed away...

0:01:18 > 0:01:22unexpectedly on the 24th of this month, so...

0:01:22 > 0:01:23Today's the 20th.

0:01:23 > 0:01:24Is it?

0:01:25 > 0:01:27Hmm. Anyway.

0:01:27 > 0:01:31Therefore we need a new legal representative.

0:01:31 > 0:01:35And destiny has decided...it's you.

0:01:37 > 0:01:40Well, I don't think you're really in the position.

0:01:40 > 0:01:41I already have a job.

0:01:41 > 0:01:44But you're bored, Mr Cutler.

0:01:45 > 0:01:47In your lifetime,

0:01:47 > 0:01:50how many people have told you

0:01:50 > 0:01:53you're going to achieve great things?

0:01:53 > 0:01:57That you're destined to become a history maker?

0:01:57 > 0:01:59This is hardly...

0:02:00 > 0:02:02I don't know, a few.

0:02:02 > 0:02:03- Now, can we just...?- The thing is,

0:02:03 > 0:02:06you agree.

0:02:08 > 0:02:09Roy...

0:02:11 > 0:02:13..would you mind shutting the door?

0:02:18 > 0:02:21CUTLER SCREAMS

0:02:25 > 0:02:30Very soon, some very special people will arrive.

0:02:30 > 0:02:33And I'm planning something to welcome them.

0:02:33 > 0:02:35A tribute.

0:02:35 > 0:02:38Now, their gratitude will be...

0:02:38 > 0:02:43spectacular, and I want you to be a part of it.

0:02:43 > 0:02:44Why you?

0:02:44 > 0:02:48Because I could see that you were men whose dreams are too big,

0:02:48 > 0:02:51too rich for this domestic world.

0:02:51 > 0:02:52History makers, my friends...

0:02:52 > 0:02:54GATE CRASHES OPEN

0:03:11 > 0:03:13My God!

0:03:14 > 0:03:16It's you!

0:03:22 > 0:03:24Mum!

0:03:25 > 0:03:27But it's me, it's Eve.

0:03:27 > 0:03:28Eve is a baby.

0:03:29 > 0:03:31I know, I know, but I grew up.

0:03:31 > 0:03:33I needed to tell you something,

0:03:33 > 0:03:37so I died and came back through my history, like how Lia took Mitchell to his past.

0:03:37 > 0:03:40That's what gave me the idea. Every single moment is here somewhere.

0:03:40 > 0:03:43- You just need to... - How do you know about Mitchell?

0:03:43 > 0:03:45You told me everything.

0:03:45 > 0:03:47Mitchell, George and Nina.

0:03:47 > 0:03:49Lia, McNair, Gilbert, Herrick.

0:03:49 > 0:03:52These are the stories I grew up with.

0:03:56 > 0:04:00So what is it? This thing that you want to tell me.

0:04:00 > 0:04:01Mum...

0:04:01 > 0:04:04Just tell me...so that I can go.

0:04:07 > 0:04:09I have to show you.

0:04:11 > 0:04:12Show me what?

0:04:12 > 0:04:14My present.

0:04:16 > 0:04:17Your future.

0:04:20 > 0:04:21What are you doing here?

0:04:21 > 0:04:24I was going to ask you the same thing.

0:04:31 > 0:04:34Oh, look at you.

0:04:34 > 0:04:36I can't believe it!

0:04:36 > 0:04:40They found the body of a coroner. At the reservoir in Upper Neuadd.

0:04:40 > 0:04:42Someone's been working out!

0:04:42 > 0:04:44That's where we used to...

0:04:44 > 0:04:47Bury our corpses, yeah. Like you said at the time,

0:04:47 > 0:04:49lots of off-road parking, peaceful spot.

0:04:49 > 0:04:51That coroner filed a report,

0:04:51 > 0:04:54saying human flesh was found in the stomach of the Box Tunnel killer.

0:04:54 > 0:04:56You told her to. Why?

0:04:56 > 0:04:59Christ, is this what we're talking about?

0:04:59 > 0:05:0155 years, Hal.

0:05:04 > 0:05:07Mark, two glasses and a decanter.

0:05:08 > 0:05:10Let me introduce you to the guys.

0:05:10 > 0:05:15Guys, this is Hal. He...

0:05:15 > 0:05:17Well, he made me.

0:05:17 > 0:05:20This guy was a monster, take it from me.

0:05:20 > 0:05:23We used to get up to some stuff. Tell them, Hal, what we used to do.

0:05:23 > 0:05:26- Long time ago. - Seems like yesterday to me.

0:05:26 > 0:05:28DRINK IS POURED

0:05:28 > 0:05:29Ah, brilliant.

0:05:30 > 0:05:32God, it is good to see you.

0:05:38 > 0:05:41To us. To you.

0:05:43 > 0:05:45What's the matter? Take it.

0:05:47 > 0:05:48Hal?

0:05:52 > 0:05:53I need to...

0:05:53 > 0:05:55I'll come back.

0:05:55 > 0:05:57You're going?

0:05:57 > 0:05:58Again? You're kidding me?

0:06:00 > 0:06:02I just need...

0:06:02 > 0:06:04I'll be back, I promise.

0:06:04 > 0:06:06And we'll talk.

0:06:16 > 0:06:18EVE GURGLES

0:06:24 > 0:06:27- Are you sure Annie didn't say anything?- No, I told you.

0:06:27 > 0:06:30Why would she just leave like that?

0:06:30 > 0:06:33Where are you taking Alex tonight?

0:06:33 > 0:06:36I've heard Holiday On Ice is in town. You should take her there.

0:06:36 > 0:06:39Me and Eve were talking about it earlier, weren't we?

0:06:39 > 0:06:42It looks brilliant. And she'd get in for free.

0:06:42 > 0:06:44Eve, not Alex.

0:06:46 > 0:06:48We're meeting at a bar. Then I expect we'll have supper.

0:06:48 > 0:06:51The chef at the Parc Hotel has a Michelin star.

0:06:51 > 0:06:52I read a review in the Observer.

0:06:52 > 0:06:54Oh, I know the place you mean.

0:06:54 > 0:06:56I was looking in the window the other day

0:06:56 > 0:06:58and the manager come out and shooed me away.

0:07:00 > 0:07:03Right, I guess I'll have that ravioli then.

0:07:05 > 0:07:09Sorry, are you suggesting I invite you along too?

0:07:09 > 0:07:13- No. Shut up. That'd be mad. - Three people can't have dinner together. That's barbaric!

0:07:13 > 0:07:16You can't ring up Alex this late and canc...

0:07:16 > 0:07:18I have no intention of...

0:07:19 > 0:07:20HE BREATHES DEEPLY

0:07:22 > 0:07:25- Was there anything else?- Yeah, I need you to take Eve for a bit.

0:07:25 > 0:07:27- No. Eve and I don't get along. - Don't be soft.

0:07:27 > 0:07:30She thinks you're brilliant. Look, she's laughing.

0:07:30 > 0:07:31EVE CRIES

0:07:31 > 0:07:34What happens if Annie never comes back?

0:07:34 > 0:07:36What if we have to look after Eve forever,

0:07:36 > 0:07:39and if I want to get married? Who'll take me on with a kid in tow?

0:07:39 > 0:07:42- Yes, of course. Otherwise you're quite the catch(!)- What?

0:07:42 > 0:07:44Nothing.

0:07:46 > 0:07:47An hour.

0:07:49 > 0:07:51Be good.

0:08:02 > 0:08:04She was your kill.

0:08:05 > 0:08:08Yeah, I didn't realise we'd decided that.

0:08:08 > 0:08:11Lucky Fergus was there to finish the job.

0:08:11 > 0:08:13That keeps happening.

0:08:13 > 0:08:15I think "keeps" is a bit...

0:08:15 > 0:08:18You like the blood, though.

0:08:18 > 0:08:19Have you got any?

0:08:20 > 0:08:24I mean...yeah.

0:08:28 > 0:08:30You're becoming the drunk who never buys a round.

0:08:32 > 0:08:37All we require...is everything.

0:08:45 > 0:08:47KNOCK AT DOOR

0:08:49 > 0:08:51Tom. Thank God you're here.

0:08:51 > 0:08:53Mr Cutler, how are you doing?

0:08:53 > 0:08:57Now, as I said on the phone, the Old Ones arrive tomorrow.

0:08:57 > 0:09:00But it's OK, cos I've got a plan.

0:09:00 > 0:09:03Once they've disembarked, they'll gather in a building in the city.

0:09:03 > 0:09:07This is the last time they'll all be in the same place together

0:09:07 > 0:09:09before they fan out and start tearing the world apart.

0:09:09 > 0:09:12But here's the thing, tomorrow is a full moon.

0:09:12 > 0:09:17So what I was thinking was, I get you in there, you transform and...

0:09:17 > 0:09:18how can I put this?

0:09:18 > 0:09:21Tear them to shreds.

0:09:21 > 0:09:24Hey, you have a skill set that sets you apart.

0:09:24 > 0:09:25I'm sorry. I can't.

0:09:25 > 0:09:26What?

0:09:27 > 0:09:29"All me life, I've felt like a weapon.

0:09:29 > 0:09:31"Something blunt and simple.

0:09:31 > 0:09:33"But I want to be human now.

0:09:33 > 0:09:35"To argue our case like a human.

0:09:35 > 0:09:37"I want to be clever and subtle

0:09:37 > 0:09:39"and to use proper words and be tactical."

0:09:39 > 0:09:42And what could be more noble? But I think you...

0:09:42 > 0:09:45You know what I saw, the first time we met? A hero.

0:09:45 > 0:09:47- A history maker.- There's more.

0:09:47 > 0:09:50"I was brought up to believe all vampires are evil,

0:09:50 > 0:09:53"vampires can't change. But then I meet vampires who are nice.

0:09:53 > 0:09:55"For example, there's you, for instance. Point."

0:09:55 > 0:09:57Oh!

0:09:59 > 0:10:01"So now I don't know what to think."

0:10:01 > 0:10:03Yeah... No, I totally...

0:10:03 > 0:10:05But the Old Ones are different, Tom.

0:10:05 > 0:10:08They've spent too long killing and feeding to be reformed.

0:10:08 > 0:10:10It does something to their mind.

0:10:10 > 0:10:13"So at the end of the day, it's best if we didn't see each other again.

0:10:13 > 0:10:15"Thank you. Then leave."

0:10:15 > 0:10:17There are people who need to see me do this!

0:10:23 > 0:10:25You know what?

0:10:25 > 0:10:26You're right.

0:10:26 > 0:10:29In fact, to show you that there's no hard feelings, Tom,

0:10:29 > 0:10:32let me buy you dinner.

0:10:32 > 0:10:35- Dinner?- I know this little place, it's small...

0:10:35 > 0:10:36Yeah, go on, then.

0:10:37 > 0:10:38Good.

0:10:40 > 0:10:43So this is the future? Really?

0:10:43 > 0:10:44For you, yeah.

0:10:46 > 0:10:48Ooh, do people have jet packs?

0:10:48 > 0:10:50No. No, mostly everyone's dead.

0:10:50 > 0:10:52Oh.

0:10:52 > 0:10:54Where are we?

0:10:54 > 0:10:56Funnily enough, YOU brought ME here.

0:10:56 > 0:10:59I was a baby when humanity fell.

0:10:59 > 0:11:02You're just days away, you know.

0:11:02 > 0:11:05The Old Ones arrive soon. That's when it starts.

0:11:05 > 0:11:08At first no-one believed it.

0:11:08 > 0:11:12They'd heard rumours, but there were no photos, no footage.

0:11:12 > 0:11:15Then vampires killed the Prime Minister on national television.

0:11:18 > 0:11:21And, um, what did we do?

0:11:21 > 0:11:25You wanted to get me somewhere safe, but the airports were under siege.

0:11:25 > 0:11:28So...you brought me here.

0:11:29 > 0:11:30You, me and Tom.

0:11:30 > 0:11:34But everyone else had the same idea.

0:11:34 > 0:11:37There must have been 50,000 people here,

0:11:37 > 0:11:41cramming onto ferries, yachts, container ships, tug boats.

0:11:41 > 0:11:44A biblical exodus.

0:11:44 > 0:11:47You told me the ships were groaning with the weight of them.

0:11:49 > 0:11:51And then the screams started.

0:11:51 > 0:11:52SCREAMING

0:11:52 > 0:11:56Vampires started killing people from the back of the crowd.

0:11:56 > 0:12:00There was this huge surge as everyone pushed forward, trying to get away.

0:12:00 > 0:12:05But...there was nowhere for them to go. They just...

0:12:05 > 0:12:07You told me it was like

0:12:07 > 0:12:10the water was boiling.

0:12:10 > 0:12:12So many people.

0:12:12 > 0:12:14Someone must have fought back.

0:12:14 > 0:12:15Of course.

0:12:15 > 0:12:20Whole countries stayed under human control for a while.

0:12:20 > 0:12:22But they'd get so overwhelmed by refugees,

0:12:22 > 0:12:25they'd have to start closing their borders

0:12:25 > 0:12:28and negotiating with the vampires.

0:12:28 > 0:12:30And then, eventually they fell too.

0:12:31 > 0:12:32Um...

0:12:33 > 0:12:37I'm not saying that I believe that you are, um...

0:12:37 > 0:12:39you know,

0:12:39 > 0:12:41who you say you are...

0:12:41 > 0:12:42But...

0:12:45 > 0:12:46Aren't you the Saviour?

0:12:46 > 0:12:50- I am.- Then why is this happening? Why didn't you stop it?

0:12:50 > 0:12:51Because of you.

0:12:51 > 0:12:53Me?

0:12:56 > 0:12:57How?

0:12:57 > 0:12:59We're getting to that.

0:12:59 > 0:13:00Come on.

0:13:03 > 0:13:06MUSIC: "Who Needs The Sunshine?" by The Heavy

0:13:19 > 0:13:21(WHISPERS) You can do this.

0:13:21 > 0:13:22You can do this.

0:13:22 > 0:13:24You can do this.

0:13:26 > 0:13:30# I make a good man Like a bad son

0:13:30 > 0:13:34# Like a daddy that you call number one

0:13:34 > 0:13:36# I see this big heart

0:13:36 > 0:13:39# Like a big steak

0:13:39 > 0:13:43# Making your love make me feel the lick

0:13:43 > 0:13:46# So when the clouds come... #

0:13:50 > 0:13:54Funny thing is, I've been thinking about you recently.

0:13:54 > 0:13:57Maybe that's why I buried the coroner there.

0:13:57 > 0:13:58As a message for me?

0:13:58 > 0:14:00No, nothing like that.

0:14:00 > 0:14:03I really did think you were proper dead.

0:14:03 > 0:14:06No, more of an homage. Because of what I'm doing, I guess.

0:14:06 > 0:14:08Which is?

0:14:08 > 0:14:11You're very curious. That's new.

0:14:11 > 0:14:13Perhaps I can help.

0:14:16 > 0:14:17Why did you go?

0:14:17 > 0:14:20I deserve to know that much.

0:14:20 > 0:14:21I wanted something different.

0:14:21 > 0:14:23You couldn't talk to me about it?

0:14:23 > 0:14:24No, you were part of "it".

0:14:24 > 0:14:27You marooned me, in a different world.

0:14:27 > 0:14:29You...

0:14:29 > 0:14:31Talk about burning my bridges.

0:14:31 > 0:14:33Yeah.

0:14:33 > 0:14:34HE CHUCKLES

0:14:34 > 0:14:36"Yeah"?

0:14:36 > 0:14:38That's all?

0:14:38 > 0:14:39"Yeah"?!

0:14:47 > 0:14:51So, your new life, your "something different",

0:14:51 > 0:14:54you must have got bored, then.

0:14:54 > 0:14:56- Bored?- This is the crucible.

0:14:56 > 0:15:00This is where the Old Ones are headed. But here you are!

0:15:00 > 0:15:03That's not the behaviour of somebody who wants to stay hidden.

0:15:05 > 0:15:07When do they arrive?

0:15:07 > 0:15:08Soon, I guess.

0:15:08 > 0:15:11No-one knows. You're a circumspect bunch.

0:15:12 > 0:15:16Look, you could go straight back to the top of the pile.

0:15:16 > 0:15:19That's cool, that's your rightful place.

0:15:19 > 0:15:22All I ask for in return is,

0:15:22 > 0:15:25when they write the history of what's about to happen,

0:15:25 > 0:15:28they give me a mention. And a statue.

0:15:28 > 0:15:30And...maybe Brazil.

0:15:30 > 0:15:32In return for what?

0:15:32 > 0:15:35It's traditional to present the Old Ones

0:15:35 > 0:15:36with a tribute on their arrival.

0:15:36 > 0:15:39So whatever this is, it's for them?

0:15:39 > 0:15:43- I would have told you this morning if you'd hung around.- I'm here now.

0:15:43 > 0:15:45In body...

0:15:45 > 0:15:47yeah.

0:15:56 > 0:15:57What do you say?

0:15:58 > 0:16:00Old times?

0:16:04 > 0:16:05And then you'll tell me?

0:16:05 > 0:16:07And then I'll tell you.

0:16:14 > 0:16:17Did you think this was the end?

0:16:19 > 0:16:22Did you think deification comes without small print?

0:16:22 > 0:16:25What do I have to do?

0:16:25 > 0:16:26Nick? Who is it?

0:16:29 > 0:16:31No, not her. Please.

0:16:31 > 0:16:33Nick!

0:16:33 > 0:16:37It's no-one, just some people from work.

0:16:37 > 0:16:39Just go back to bed.

0:16:39 > 0:16:42Humanity and mercy are an old skin, don't you understand?

0:16:42 > 0:16:44What do they want? It's after midnight.

0:16:44 > 0:16:49To be truly free, to finally become a history maker,

0:16:49 > 0:16:50you must shed it.

0:16:50 > 0:16:52Hello?

0:16:55 > 0:16:57What's going on?

0:16:57 > 0:16:59Mrs Cutler.

0:16:59 > 0:17:01Rachel, isn't it?

0:17:01 > 0:17:03My name is Henry Yorke,

0:17:03 > 0:17:06I'm a colleague of your husband's.

0:17:07 > 0:17:09I can't apologise enough for the intrusion.

0:17:09 > 0:17:11It is a little late.

0:17:11 > 0:17:14Believe me, only a matter of the utmost importance would compel me

0:17:14 > 0:17:17to disturb you at such an ungodly hour.

0:17:17 > 0:17:18Well, if it's important...

0:17:18 > 0:17:21No, we are denying him the company of an angel.

0:17:21 > 0:17:24He shall be with you in a matter of moments.

0:17:32 > 0:17:34Fucking kill her.

0:17:34 > 0:17:36I can't.

0:17:37 > 0:17:39I'm sorry. Not my wife.

0:17:41 > 0:17:42Let's go.

0:17:42 > 0:17:44Thank you.

0:17:48 > 0:17:50I had such hopes for you.

0:18:14 > 0:18:16Ahh!

0:18:17 > 0:18:21You still don't believe me, do you? That I am who I say I am.

0:18:21 > 0:18:23It's a lot to take in.

0:18:25 > 0:18:28Why are you looking at me like that?

0:18:28 > 0:18:32I haven't seen you since I was 18. I've missed you.

0:18:32 > 0:18:34Why, what happened to me?

0:18:35 > 0:18:38Um...it doesn't matter. We should...

0:18:38 > 0:18:41What happened to me?

0:18:41 > 0:18:43Come on.

0:18:52 > 0:18:54Oh, Jesus!

0:18:54 > 0:18:59God, finally! I have had one of the most bullshit days.

0:18:59 > 0:19:01So my middle brother,

0:19:01 > 0:19:04Ryan, gets a tattoo.

0:19:04 > 0:19:05Sit down, will you?

0:19:05 > 0:19:08Anyway, he manages to find

0:19:08 > 0:19:12the only dyslexic tattooist in all of south Wales.

0:19:12 > 0:19:15I don't know how, but this guy manages to spell "Arsenal"

0:19:15 > 0:19:17with a "K"! I mean...

0:19:17 > 0:19:20I like your mouth.

0:19:20 > 0:19:21Oh, thanks, sugar!

0:19:21 > 0:19:24I'm sure that sounded less creepy in your head.

0:19:24 > 0:19:28I bought you a drink, by the way. But you were late, so I drank it.

0:19:28 > 0:19:30- I've been drinking already.- Hmm.

0:19:30 > 0:19:33Creepy and a day drinker.

0:19:33 > 0:19:36Well, I'm just going to put this out there - we should get married.

0:19:36 > 0:19:38I like your neck, too.

0:19:40 > 0:19:43Are you aiming for enigmatic or...?

0:19:45 > 0:19:48Cos what I'm getting is "sociopath"!

0:19:48 > 0:19:50I bet your skin tastes of salt.

0:19:50 > 0:19:54OK, no, this is getting a little old.

0:19:54 > 0:19:56But, lucky for you,

0:19:56 > 0:19:59I'm yet to have sex under the coalition government, so...

0:19:59 > 0:20:02You want to have sex?

0:20:02 > 0:20:03We can have sex.

0:20:04 > 0:20:07Yeah, OK, I think I preferred it when you were Forrest Gump.

0:20:07 > 0:20:08I think I'm going to hurt you.

0:20:08 > 0:20:12Hal. Don't do this. Just...be nice

0:20:13 > 0:20:15I'm not nice.

0:20:15 > 0:20:17So pretend!

0:20:17 > 0:20:20Jesus! You know, I just...

0:20:20 > 0:20:23I just wanted one gentle thing to happen.

0:20:23 > 0:20:27You know, one thing that wasn't my brothers or my dad or...

0:20:27 > 0:20:29OK, seriously?

0:20:29 > 0:20:31Fuck you.

0:20:31 > 0:20:33Oh, my God, I am so stupid.

0:20:33 > 0:20:36You know, it really doesn't matter how nice they look,

0:20:36 > 0:20:39it's just the fingerprints that tell them apart.

0:20:45 > 0:20:48HE SHIVERS

0:20:48 > 0:20:50Tell me about Tom.

0:20:51 > 0:20:53But you knew him.

0:20:53 > 0:20:54Not very well.

0:20:54 > 0:20:57Well, he's a child. He's lovely.

0:20:57 > 0:21:00He's like a pet. A bloody big one,

0:21:00 > 0:21:02like a St Bernard or a horse or something.

0:21:02 > 0:21:06But, you know, he's physically incapable of lying or being cruel

0:21:06 > 0:21:09so I do worry about him, almost as much as I worry about you...

0:21:09 > 0:21:11you know who.

0:21:11 > 0:21:14But he's, yeah, just a kid, really.

0:21:14 > 0:21:16He shouldn't be killing vampires,

0:21:16 > 0:21:20he should be getting disappointing A level results!

0:21:20 > 0:21:21He died here.

0:21:23 > 0:21:25A few years ago, the vampires rounded up

0:21:25 > 0:21:29all the humans and werewolves they could find.

0:21:29 > 0:21:32The humans were branded with an "H", and the werewolves with a "W",

0:21:32 > 0:21:35and put into these camps.

0:21:35 > 0:21:37There was an outbreak of cholera.

0:21:37 > 0:21:42Hundreds died, and the vampires brought back the dog fights.

0:21:43 > 0:21:44That's...

0:21:45 > 0:21:47That's what happened to Tom?

0:21:47 > 0:21:49He was a...a cold man.

0:21:49 > 0:21:51Difficult to like, if I'm honest.

0:21:51 > 0:21:55There were rumours he'd killed some humans by accident one time

0:21:55 > 0:21:57and never got over it.

0:21:57 > 0:21:59Some say he held back during his final dog fight,

0:21:59 > 0:22:01even after he'd transformed.

0:22:01 > 0:22:04He'd rather have died than kill again.

0:22:06 > 0:22:08And where did I go?

0:22:08 > 0:22:11After everything fell apart,

0:22:11 > 0:22:12you, um...

0:22:12 > 0:22:15you buried friend after friend,

0:22:15 > 0:22:17you began to lose control of your tangibility

0:22:17 > 0:22:20until eventually you just...

0:22:22 > 0:22:23..drifted apart.

0:22:23 > 0:22:26Like smoke on the breeze.

0:22:29 > 0:22:31Well, glad I asked!

0:22:33 > 0:22:35One more stop.

0:22:35 > 0:22:37I've saved the best till last.

0:22:44 > 0:22:46DOOR OPENS

0:22:47 > 0:22:49Oh, it's you.

0:22:49 > 0:22:51Have you heard anything off Annie?

0:22:51 > 0:22:53I'm getting a bit worried.

0:22:53 > 0:22:56What happens if she's completed her business and passed over?

0:22:56 > 0:22:59How'd it go with Alex? You didn't kill her, did you?

0:22:59 > 0:23:02Tell me tomorrow. I've got to go out for something to eat now.

0:23:02 > 0:23:05Apparently this place has got seven Michelin stars

0:23:05 > 0:23:08and you get bread in a basket, and at the end you get coffee.

0:23:08 > 0:23:10So, how do I look?

0:23:10 > 0:23:13I splashed out, didn't I? Went to the Cancer Research shop.

0:23:13 > 0:23:15Right, I'll be back for 11.

0:23:15 > 0:23:17Oh, I hope Annie comes back soon.

0:23:18 > 0:23:20Oh, the Old Ones are coming tomorrow,

0:23:20 > 0:23:23so in the morning, we need to draw up a plan of action.

0:23:23 > 0:23:26Eve usually wakes up in an hour for a feed.

0:23:31 > 0:23:33You're enjoying this, aren't you?

0:23:33 > 0:23:35Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's Christmas(!)

0:23:35 > 0:23:37Just tell me the thing.

0:23:37 > 0:23:39No, look, there's stuff you need to see first.

0:23:39 > 0:23:42Right, that's it. I'm not moving.

0:23:44 > 0:23:45Mum!

0:23:45 > 0:23:46Annie.

0:23:46 > 0:23:49- Feels good to sit down. - God, I'd forgotten how...- How what?

0:23:49 > 0:23:52- No, nothing. Never mind. - No, no, no, how what?

0:23:52 > 0:23:54- How irritating you can be! - Oh, well, that's nice!

0:23:54 > 0:23:56- You get this fucking...- Don't swear.

0:23:56 > 0:23:59Sorry. This fixation, you can be so... oh!

0:23:59 > 0:24:01You can be so difficult sometimes!

0:24:01 > 0:24:02Oh, well, I'm sorry.

0:24:02 > 0:24:05Maybe I should just, ah, wither and dissolve.

0:24:05 > 0:24:06Oh, God, no, not this!

0:24:06 > 0:24:09No, you go on. Go on without me. And don't worry about me.

0:24:09 > 0:24:13- Because I would hate to be a burden to you.- OK, look. I'm sorry.

0:24:13 > 0:24:15You know, I try my very best.

0:24:15 > 0:24:18And if trying your best is a crime, then yes, shoot me now.

0:24:18 > 0:24:21I know, I know, I know.

0:24:21 > 0:24:23That came out wrong, OK?

0:24:23 > 0:24:24I'm sorry, Mum.

0:24:25 > 0:24:27SHE SNIFFS

0:24:29 > 0:24:30Have you been smoking?

0:24:32 > 0:24:33Come on.

0:24:35 > 0:24:36End of the line.

0:24:44 > 0:24:47Manager thought you might be more comfortable with this.

0:24:49 > 0:24:51Oh, no, you're all right, thanks.

0:24:51 > 0:24:52No, they mean put it on.

0:24:52 > 0:24:56Places like this, they like you to wear a tie.

0:24:56 > 0:24:58It's my fault, I should have said.

0:24:58 > 0:25:01Oh, right. Sorry.

0:25:02 > 0:25:05- You know how to tie a tie? - Never worn one.

0:25:05 > 0:25:09Me dad said vampires could use them to choke or garrotte us in a fight.

0:25:09 > 0:25:12Well, let's take that risk. Come here.

0:25:25 > 0:25:28There you go. Ignore them.

0:25:28 > 0:25:30Who?

0:25:30 > 0:25:33The other customers. They're staring. It's fine.

0:25:33 > 0:25:34Are they?

0:25:36 > 0:25:39So, Shiraz or Merlot?

0:25:41 > 0:25:43Um, that's a toughie...

0:25:47 > 0:25:50I'm sorry I can't help you out with the Old Ones.

0:25:50 > 0:25:54I just think we should have another go at trying to reason with them.

0:25:54 > 0:25:56Hey, Tom, it's fine. Really.

0:25:56 > 0:25:58Do I detect Allison's influence?

0:26:00 > 0:26:04You're such a sweet couple. People that different don't usually last.

0:26:04 > 0:26:06But I've a good feeling about you two.

0:26:06 > 0:26:08She's gone back to her family, as it goes.

0:26:08 > 0:26:11She wanted to stay, but I wouldn't let her.

0:26:11 > 0:26:13This life ain't for her.

0:26:15 > 0:26:16But I've got a plan.

0:26:16 > 0:26:19I'm going to sort meself out, get all polite and clever and that.

0:26:19 > 0:26:20And go and see her.

0:26:20 > 0:26:22Just turn up, like.

0:26:22 > 0:26:23THEY BOTH LAUGH

0:26:23 > 0:26:27That's brilliant. She's going to stick around, is she?

0:26:27 > 0:26:30- She won't hook up with anyone else? - Allison's not like that.

0:26:30 > 0:26:32Hmm?

0:26:32 > 0:26:33Nah, of course not.

0:26:33 > 0:26:36No, stability, prospects, culture,

0:26:36 > 0:26:39she's not the kind of girl to worry about things like that.

0:26:39 > 0:26:42And her parents will adore you, I just know it.

0:26:44 > 0:26:46Her parents? Do you think so?

0:26:46 > 0:26:47Are you serious?

0:26:47 > 0:26:50Imagine your daughter brought you home.

0:26:50 > 0:26:51What's not to love?

0:27:06 > 0:27:08EVE CRIES

0:27:12 > 0:27:16I wanted to show you what happened to Hal.

0:27:16 > 0:27:17Don't tell me,

0:27:17 > 0:27:20they chopped him into little pieces

0:27:20 > 0:27:22and sprinkled him over the HMS Belfast.

0:27:24 > 0:27:26Turn around.

0:27:33 > 0:27:35EVE GURGLES

0:27:41 > 0:27:42That's Hal?

0:27:42 > 0:27:45- (CHANTING)- Lord Hal, Lord Hal, Lord Hal.

0:27:45 > 0:27:48One of their most ruthless commanders.

0:27:48 > 0:27:50Those camps I showed you,

0:27:50 > 0:27:52they were his idea.

0:27:53 > 0:27:56He's violent, sadistic and, well,

0:27:56 > 0:27:58quite literally their poster boy.

0:28:00 > 0:28:02EVE CRIES

0:28:05 > 0:28:06No.

0:28:06 > 0:28:09No, I... I won't believe it. He's...

0:28:09 > 0:28:12He's not evil. Not any more.

0:28:12 > 0:28:15He lives with us. You know him. He's changed your nappies.

0:28:15 > 0:28:17That's the only Hal I know.

0:28:17 > 0:28:19You see, my history and yours

0:28:19 > 0:28:23started to separate the moment I appeared to him and Leo and Pearl.

0:28:25 > 0:28:27That was you? Why?

0:28:27 > 0:28:29I've been trying to rewrite history.

0:28:29 > 0:28:32I thought getting Hal into the house would do that.

0:28:32 > 0:28:35Well...and you have. So maybe that's it now.

0:28:35 > 0:28:37- That's it, you've done enough! - Well, how am I?

0:28:37 > 0:28:40I mean, the baby. How is the baby?

0:28:40 > 0:28:41She's fine.

0:28:41 > 0:28:43There's your answer, then.

0:28:44 > 0:28:46Look, we're done now.

0:28:46 > 0:28:47I'm taking you home.

0:28:47 > 0:28:49Then I'll tell you what you need to do.

0:29:01 > 0:29:03Annie?

0:29:04 > 0:29:06Hal?

0:29:12 > 0:29:14EVE GURGLES

0:29:14 > 0:29:16Hello there. Eh?

0:29:19 > 0:29:21Yeah. You all right? You all right?!

0:29:21 > 0:29:23TOM MAKES BABY NOISES

0:29:23 > 0:29:26Go in there. Would the nice little baby sleep?

0:29:26 > 0:29:29Ay-up, you been on the Kia-Ora?

0:29:29 > 0:29:31You're drunk.

0:29:31 > 0:29:33And you're stupid.

0:29:33 > 0:29:36But in the morning, I shall be sober...

0:29:37 > 0:29:39.something, something, something.

0:29:39 > 0:29:41What are you doing? Get off!

0:29:41 > 0:29:43Outside.

0:29:43 > 0:29:44Oh, my God, fisticuffs?

0:29:44 > 0:29:46Not in front of Eve.

0:29:46 > 0:29:48You've been drinking blood.

0:29:48 > 0:29:49Relax. No-one died.

0:29:49 > 0:29:52He was right, the Old Ones really are the worst.

0:29:52 > 0:29:55- Who was right?- When Annie comes back, we'll tell her what you did.

0:29:55 > 0:29:57Annie's not coming back!

0:29:57 > 0:30:00What? Of course she is. Shut up about that.

0:30:00 > 0:30:02Annie!

0:30:02 > 0:30:04Annie.

0:30:04 > 0:30:06Come out, come out, wherever you are!

0:30:06 > 0:30:09She wouldn't just leave me, leave Eve like that.

0:30:11 > 0:30:13You're a child, you know that?

0:30:13 > 0:30:17Watching you negotiate grown-up emotions is like...

0:30:17 > 0:30:21watching a gorilla perform keyhole surgery.

0:30:21 > 0:30:24Maybe I am.

0:30:24 > 0:30:26Maybe I'd rather be that than a monster.

0:30:26 > 0:30:27HAL CHUCKLES

0:30:27 > 0:30:29This is what I'm saying!

0:30:29 > 0:30:31This is why Annie's gone!

0:30:31 > 0:30:33Same with Allison.

0:30:33 > 0:30:36They worked it out! You idiot.

0:30:36 > 0:30:40We can raid the dressing-up box and pretend to be human,

0:30:40 > 0:30:43but, ultimately, what's the point?

0:30:43 > 0:30:48Sooner or later, we all go back to being the monsters we truly are.

0:30:58 > 0:31:00RINGING TONE

0:31:03 > 0:31:04Mr Cutler?

0:31:04 > 0:31:06Nick?

0:31:06 > 0:31:07It's Tom.

0:31:08 > 0:31:09I'm in.

0:31:24 > 0:31:26FEVERED BREATHING

0:32:16 > 0:32:17Cutler.

0:32:38 > 0:32:40What's going on?

0:32:40 > 0:32:41So suspicious!

0:32:42 > 0:32:44We're just pleased to see you.

0:32:49 > 0:32:52Actually, it's more than that. We wanted to reassure you.

0:32:52 > 0:32:54- What about?- The other night.

0:32:54 > 0:32:55Your wife.

0:32:55 > 0:32:59Perhaps killing just isn't your strong suit. No matter.

0:33:01 > 0:33:03We all have different roles to play.

0:33:05 > 0:33:08You provide us with legal advice.

0:33:08 > 0:33:10Louis here is the muscle.

0:33:10 > 0:33:13And Dennis, well...

0:33:13 > 0:33:17Actually, Dennis, what do you do, apart from eat biscuits?

0:33:22 > 0:33:24Anyway.

0:33:28 > 0:33:30Let's put all of that behind us. Hm?

0:33:33 > 0:33:34Take it.

0:33:35 > 0:33:39Yesterday was your first blood for how long?

0:33:39 > 0:33:41I mean, you were pretty out of it.

0:33:42 > 0:33:4355 years.

0:33:45 > 0:33:48- This glass is filthy. Let me get one of the guys...- It's fine!

0:33:48 > 0:33:50Really.

0:33:50 > 0:33:51It's fine.

0:33:51 > 0:33:53OK.

0:33:54 > 0:33:5855 years! Man, that is a long time to be doing a Fossey.

0:33:58 > 0:34:00Doing a what?

0:34:00 > 0:34:04Hanging out with the primates, like Dian Fossey.

0:34:04 > 0:34:06Gorillas In The Mist?

0:34:06 > 0:34:07Ah, forget it.

0:34:13 > 0:34:15Oh, please, again?

0:34:15 > 0:34:17Come on, Hal, you want this.

0:34:51 > 0:34:53HAL LAUGHS

0:34:53 > 0:34:54What?

0:34:54 > 0:34:57THEY ALL LAUGH

0:34:57 > 0:34:58What?!

0:34:59 > 0:35:02What's so funny?

0:35:05 > 0:35:07Are you enjoying that?

0:35:08 > 0:35:11I suppose I'd better tell you what I've been doing, then.

0:35:12 > 0:35:13HE CHUCKLES

0:35:15 > 0:35:18I'm nervous about telling you.

0:35:19 > 0:35:20No, OK, come on.

0:35:21 > 0:35:23The Old Ones, they think humanity

0:35:23 > 0:35:26will just hand them the keys to the planet.

0:35:26 > 0:35:29They haven't seen old grandmothers in Afghanistan

0:35:29 > 0:35:33try to scratch the eyes out of Marines. Now, blunt is no good.

0:35:33 > 0:35:37To overthrow an incentivised and resourceful race,

0:35:37 > 0:35:39we've...we've got to be sneaky.

0:35:39 > 0:35:41Softly, softly, massacre monkey.

0:35:41 > 0:35:45OK, how do you make a rat look less threatening?

0:35:45 > 0:35:48You put it next to a shark.

0:35:48 > 0:35:51So, how do you make humans love vampires?

0:35:51 > 0:35:53Show them something worse?

0:35:58 > 0:36:00Werewolves.

0:36:02 > 0:36:04You're going to reveal werewolves?

0:36:04 > 0:36:07The coroner's report, the YouTube footage,

0:36:07 > 0:36:09that was just preparing the ground.

0:36:09 > 0:36:11Tonight is the last full moon before the Old Ones arrive

0:36:11 > 0:36:15and in a few hours, this place will be packed full with people,

0:36:15 > 0:36:19mainly young people, all with their camera phones and Twitter,

0:36:19 > 0:36:23and all the technology we need to spread this event around the globe.

0:36:24 > 0:36:26What event?

0:36:27 > 0:36:30We get a werewolf - now, I've got him already -

0:36:30 > 0:36:33and we drop him in here just before the full moon.

0:36:33 > 0:36:37We lock a few doors - not all, we want some of the witnesses to escape

0:36:37 > 0:36:43and we let him transform in front of all those people and their phones.

0:36:43 > 0:36:46It'll be a massacre - utter panic and chaos.

0:36:48 > 0:36:50You know, there's even a name for this?

0:36:50 > 0:36:54Terrorists call it "a spectacular".

0:36:56 > 0:36:58And then what happens?

0:36:58 > 0:37:00The reveal.

0:37:00 > 0:37:03Who will save us from the big bad wolf?

0:37:03 > 0:37:05Ba-da-ba-bah!

0:37:06 > 0:37:08It's us!

0:37:08 > 0:37:12We have created a nightmare and now we provide the antidote.

0:37:12 > 0:37:14Now this is where the others got it wrong.

0:37:14 > 0:37:17You try and take the world by force

0:37:17 > 0:37:19and humanity will fight you on every street corner.

0:37:19 > 0:37:22But frighten them?

0:37:22 > 0:37:24They'll line up, loosen their collars

0:37:24 > 0:37:27and they'll bare their veins.

0:37:28 > 0:37:32I'm not just doing this for the Old Ones.

0:37:32 > 0:37:33I'm doing it for you.

0:37:33 > 0:37:36I wanted to make you proud,

0:37:36 > 0:37:38be a history maker.

0:37:43 > 0:37:44This is...

0:37:46 > 0:37:47This is insane.

0:37:47 > 0:37:49Hmm.

0:37:49 > 0:37:52I knew you'd be like this.

0:37:52 > 0:37:56Soon as you came back, I could... smell that mercy on you,

0:37:56 > 0:37:58like...like cigarette smoke.

0:37:58 > 0:38:01Look, Hal, it happens!

0:38:01 > 0:38:03Christ, it happened to me.

0:38:03 > 0:38:05But, luckily...

0:38:06 > 0:38:08you were there to help me through it.

0:38:08 > 0:38:11And now I'm going to return the favour.

0:38:45 > 0:38:48We weren't sure if you'd work it out when you tasted the blood.

0:38:48 > 0:38:52I don't know if it works like that, between husbands and wives.

0:38:52 > 0:38:54Apparently not.

0:38:58 > 0:38:59What's going on?

0:39:07 > 0:39:09No, no!

0:39:09 > 0:39:11Ssh, ssh, ssh, ssh, ssh!

0:39:13 > 0:39:16Don't you understand what I've done?

0:39:16 > 0:39:18I've set you free.

0:39:19 > 0:39:21But I don't want you to thank me.

0:39:22 > 0:39:26I knew something was wrong when you freaked out over the blood.

0:39:26 > 0:39:30So I had you followed, and there you were, breaking bread with a human!

0:39:30 > 0:39:32How did her blood taste?

0:39:34 > 0:39:35I know what it's like.

0:39:35 > 0:39:38They get under your skin.

0:39:38 > 0:39:39But I don't want you to thank me.

0:39:39 > 0:39:41No, we're even now

0:39:41 > 0:39:44and we can watch dawn break over the new world together.

0:39:45 > 0:39:46Who's the werewolf?

0:39:46 > 0:39:48Does it matter?

0:39:48 > 0:39:51- Who is he?!- His name's Tom. Why?

0:39:52 > 0:39:54Of course.

0:39:54 > 0:39:57This is why you coming back is so perfect.

0:39:57 > 0:40:00Now this is the end of the journey that you started me on!

0:40:00 > 0:40:01Don't do this.

0:40:03 > 0:40:04Please.

0:40:04 > 0:40:06Sorry, what?

0:40:06 > 0:40:07I'll do anything.

0:40:09 > 0:40:11Just stop this.

0:40:11 > 0:40:12What are you doing?

0:40:14 > 0:40:17Oh, God, are you begging?!

0:40:17 > 0:40:20Now you stop! Seriously, it's horrid!

0:40:20 > 0:40:22Please. Cutler.

0:40:23 > 0:40:25Nick.

0:40:25 > 0:40:27HE LAUGHS

0:40:27 > 0:40:30Now he's calling me Nick!

0:40:30 > 0:40:33You can't do this! You're...

0:40:33 > 0:40:35You're Hal Yorke!

0:40:36 > 0:40:39- I'm going to heave. - Remember what you were.

0:40:45 > 0:40:48What I was? No, you stole that from me!

0:40:48 > 0:40:52You dragged me into this world, you killed my wife,

0:40:52 > 0:40:54you turned me into a murderer, an addict.

0:40:54 > 0:40:57You made me abandon my whole species!

0:40:57 > 0:40:58I know.

0:41:00 > 0:41:03- And there aren't words to tell you how sorry I am...- No!

0:41:03 > 0:41:06No, you do not do that and then apologise.

0:41:06 > 0:41:10- No, sir! - I can't let this happen, Cutler.

0:41:10 > 0:41:12I will kill you if I have to.

0:41:12 > 0:41:15But I will not let you take their world.

0:41:16 > 0:41:18We don't deserve it.

0:41:31 > 0:41:32Fair enough.

0:41:38 > 0:41:41But you'll have to get out of here first.

0:41:41 > 0:41:43DOOR LOCKS

0:41:43 > 0:41:44Bugger.

0:41:44 > 0:41:47SLOW HAND-CLAPPING

0:41:47 > 0:41:49Well done.

0:41:49 > 0:41:52No, seriously, that was...brilliant.

0:41:53 > 0:41:57Just when I thought this holiday could not possibly get any worse.

0:42:03 > 0:42:06OK. What is it that you want me to do?

0:42:07 > 0:42:08Kill me.

0:42:11 > 0:42:15All my life, I've been carried around like a mascot,

0:42:15 > 0:42:18while the world around me crumbled and burned.

0:42:18 > 0:42:21I didn't understand. Wasn't I supposed to stop this happening?

0:42:21 > 0:42:24Then I got the final piece of the scripture,

0:42:24 > 0:42:26and there it was.

0:42:27 > 0:42:29In order to fulfil her destiny,

0:42:29 > 0:42:31the War Child must die.

0:42:34 > 0:42:38It was too late for me to change my world,

0:42:38 > 0:42:40but maybe I could stop it ever happening.

0:42:40 > 0:42:42So you sent Hal?

0:42:42 > 0:42:44Hal is a monster in my world.

0:42:44 > 0:42:48I assumed he'd kill me as soon as he worked out who I was.

0:42:48 > 0:42:50When that didn't work, I sent Kirby.

0:42:50 > 0:42:54- You put that animal in my home? - You've seen what was at stake!

0:42:57 > 0:42:59But I can't kill you.

0:42:59 > 0:43:03I don't have a burnt arm. All that stuff about the Nemesis...

0:43:09 > 0:43:11I'm the killer.

0:43:11 > 0:43:14I orchestrated this. You're just the knife.

0:43:14 > 0:43:17- The burn.- Saviour and Nemesis.

0:43:18 > 0:43:19Talk about multi-tasking...

0:43:21 > 0:43:23You were in one of those camps?

0:43:23 > 0:43:26They didn't know who I was. I always had false papers.

0:43:26 > 0:43:29I was just rounded up with the others.

0:43:29 > 0:43:30Eve, I am so sorry.

0:43:30 > 0:43:33Look, I could send a thousand threats,

0:43:33 > 0:43:37but Kirby made me realise your love for me would always defeat them.

0:43:37 > 0:43:39So I had to come to you direct,

0:43:39 > 0:43:42show you the world you'd created.

0:43:44 > 0:43:47Alex, focus on my voice. Alex, Alex, you're in shock.

0:43:47 > 0:43:50Er, no, you idiot. I was in shock,

0:43:50 > 0:43:54Yeah, but I've been hiding in here now for about what, um, ten hours.

0:43:54 > 0:43:58So I've gone from shock, via denial and depression

0:43:58 > 0:44:01and, rather surprisingly, hunger and randiness,

0:44:01 > 0:44:04to a frothing rage.

0:44:04 > 0:44:06I swear I will avenge your death.

0:44:06 > 0:44:09Firstly, someone needs a Tic Tac.

0:44:09 > 0:44:12And, secondly, did I just hear right?

0:44:12 > 0:44:14Did he say that you drank my blood?

0:44:14 > 0:44:16I didn't realise it was your blood.

0:44:16 > 0:44:19Oh, is that meant to make me feel better?!

0:44:19 > 0:44:22I knew this would happen! I should never have gone out with you.

0:44:22 > 0:44:24You bullied me into that drink.

0:44:24 > 0:44:27Which drink? In the bar, or when you drank my blood?

0:44:27 > 0:44:28Nah, I...

0:44:31 > 0:44:33Christ, I was jowly.

0:44:33 > 0:44:37How will killing you save the world?

0:44:37 > 0:44:40All I know is, everything else on the parchment came true.

0:44:40 > 0:44:44But I was protected all my life, and humanity fell.

0:44:44 > 0:44:46Well, then, why didn't you kill you?

0:44:46 > 0:44:51Mmm? Why didn't you pass over, go through a door and...you know?

0:44:51 > 0:44:55A ghost can't be in the same place as its living body. That would be weird.

0:44:55 > 0:44:57Sorry. What was I thinking(?)

0:44:59 > 0:45:01This'll take you home.

0:45:01 > 0:45:02I'm going?!

0:45:02 > 0:45:04Yeah, you've...

0:45:04 > 0:45:06You've got stuff to do.

0:45:08 > 0:45:10Was I a good mother?

0:45:10 > 0:45:14I'm not fishing, or anything, I just want to make sure that you felt...

0:45:16 > 0:45:18..loved.

0:45:20 > 0:45:22It wasn't a world for children.

0:45:23 > 0:45:25But, yeah...

0:45:25 > 0:45:27you were.

0:45:28 > 0:45:29The best.

0:45:32 > 0:45:33You're very brave.

0:45:34 > 0:45:37And I'm proud of that.

0:45:37 > 0:45:39And I make a bloody good cup of tea.

0:45:39 > 0:45:41That's my girl!

0:45:41 > 0:45:43Yay.

0:45:44 > 0:45:47We'd better not, um...

0:45:47 > 0:45:49It'll make things harder for you.

0:45:49 > 0:45:51Yeah.

0:45:57 > 0:45:59Remember,

0:45:59 > 0:46:03a moment will come when you have to choose between letting me live...

0:46:03 > 0:46:05and letting me die.

0:46:06 > 0:46:10If you want to stop this happening, you have to let me die.

0:46:16 > 0:46:17Goodbye, Eve.

0:46:17 > 0:46:19Goodbye...

0:46:25 > 0:46:26...Mum.

0:46:28 > 0:46:31I'm sure Annie or Hal will be back any minute, but I've got to go.

0:46:31 > 0:46:33I can't be near you tonight.

0:46:33 > 0:46:34CAR HORN BLARES

0:46:34 > 0:46:36You've been changed, bathed and fed.

0:46:36 > 0:46:40We've watched Top Gear for two hours so you've got to be tired by now.

0:46:40 > 0:46:43HE MAKES BABY NOISES

0:46:43 > 0:46:45Where the bloody hell have you been?

0:46:45 > 0:46:46Is she OK?

0:46:46 > 0:46:49She's been going mad, she misses you. We all miss you!

0:46:49 > 0:46:53And I need to talk to you about Hal. I think he's back on the blood.

0:46:53 > 0:46:56- What?- I've got to go, full moon and stuff.

0:46:56 > 0:46:58- Just stay here, yeah?- Tom...

0:46:58 > 0:47:01The Old Ones are going to be here any day now,

0:47:01 > 0:47:03if they're not already.

0:47:03 > 0:47:05To stop them, we might have to...

0:47:08 > 0:47:10..do terrible things.

0:47:10 > 0:47:11What choice do we have?

0:47:11 > 0:47:13None.

0:47:14 > 0:47:15It's not fair, is it?

0:47:15 > 0:47:17No.

0:47:17 > 0:47:19DOORBELL RINGS

0:47:19 > 0:47:20EVE GURGLES

0:47:27 > 0:47:29Hey, champ! How are you feeling?

0:47:29 > 0:47:32What's all this? Just in case I change my mind?

0:47:32 > 0:47:35- No, I just wanted to make sure you get there safely. - EVE CRIES

0:47:35 > 0:47:37Have you got a baby in there?

0:47:37 > 0:47:39Yeah. George and Nina's.

0:47:41 > 0:47:44- The War Child?- Don't tell me you believe all that and all?

0:47:44 > 0:47:46I thought Regus killed her?

0:47:46 > 0:47:49No, he slipped her to Annie during the kerfuffle.

0:47:52 > 0:47:53Are you all right?

0:47:55 > 0:47:58No. We do this. We stick with this.

0:47:59 > 0:48:01Let's go save the world!

0:48:16 > 0:48:19- You can rent-a-ghost outside and open the door.- I can what?!

0:48:19 > 0:48:22It's what Annie called it. I've no idea why.

0:48:22 > 0:48:24It means teleporting. You can teleport!

0:48:24 > 0:48:27I was about to say, "Wow, what have you been drinking?"

0:48:27 > 0:48:29But I guess I know the answer to that one.

0:48:29 > 0:48:33- We have to stop Cutler! You don't know what he's going to do!- I do, actually.

0:48:33 > 0:48:36Before he killed me, he monologued the whole thing.

0:48:36 > 0:48:38I didn't think people actually did that.

0:48:38 > 0:48:40Can we open the door, please?!

0:48:40 > 0:48:41Right.

0:48:41 > 0:48:43Yeah.

0:48:43 > 0:48:44Well?!

0:48:44 > 0:48:48I assume you just close your eyes and picture yourself somewhere else.

0:48:48 > 0:48:52Trust me, I've been doing that since you arrived.

0:48:52 > 0:48:55Now, the Old Ones have arrived. They're on their way.

0:48:55 > 0:48:57I've got to do the meet and greet,

0:48:57 > 0:49:00then, when we're at a full moon, I'll make myself scarce,

0:49:00 > 0:49:03one of my guys will open the door for you and skedaddle,

0:49:03 > 0:49:06leaving you...well, to do your thing.

0:49:07 > 0:49:09HE EXHALES

0:49:15 > 0:49:17It'll be fine, honest!

0:49:19 > 0:49:22Look, no-one will forget what you do tonight.

0:49:23 > 0:49:27You're going to be famous, Tom. A history maker.

0:49:33 > 0:49:36You're going to make your dad so proud.

0:49:36 > 0:49:41And, take it from me, there should be no better feeling than that.

0:49:49 > 0:49:51Whoa! Yes!

0:49:51 > 0:49:53How far was that?

0:49:53 > 0:49:55Like two feet? Woo-hoo!

0:49:55 > 0:49:56Yes!

0:49:56 > 0:49:58In the same room.

0:49:58 > 0:50:00- In the wrong direction. - Well, you try Ghostbusting.

0:50:00 > 0:50:03Rent-a-ghosting! God, the moment we get out of here,

0:50:03 > 0:50:06- we are never seeing each other again. - Oh, really?

0:50:06 > 0:50:09I thought this was the beginning of a relationship(!)

0:50:09 > 0:50:10HE SCOFFS

0:50:10 > 0:50:15- Cutler!- "So, how did you two meet?" "Well, bit of a funny story.

0:50:15 > 0:50:19"His friend killed me and he drank my blood." Ha!

0:50:19 > 0:50:22Ha(!) Get outside and open this door.

0:50:24 > 0:50:27You know, for someone who works in the service industry,

0:50:27 > 0:50:29you have terrible people skills.

0:50:29 > 0:50:31DANCE MUSIC THROBS

0:51:00 > 0:51:02HE SNIFFS

0:51:06 > 0:51:08Those aren't vampires.

0:51:23 > 0:51:25Mr Cutler!

0:51:25 > 0:51:27There's been a mistake!

0:51:27 > 0:51:29Those people aren't vampires!

0:51:29 > 0:51:31You need to get them out of here!

0:51:31 > 0:51:33Argh!

0:51:33 > 0:51:35MUSIC POUNDS

0:51:43 > 0:51:46Ah, yes!

0:51:46 > 0:51:47In your own time(!)

0:51:47 > 0:51:49All right, all right. Jesus!

0:51:54 > 0:51:56Right. Great.

0:51:57 > 0:51:59Thank you.

0:52:00 > 0:52:03Er, wait! What the hell do I do now?

0:52:03 > 0:52:04What?

0:52:04 > 0:52:06I don't know.

0:52:06 > 0:52:09Anyway, must dash. Friend about to kill lots of people.

0:52:09 > 0:52:14I'm really dead, aren't I? This is all actually happening.

0:52:14 > 0:52:17I... I don't understand.

0:52:17 > 0:52:21I came here for a holiday and now I'm...now I'm dead.

0:52:21 > 0:52:25And now my brothers and my dad are going to have to grieve for me.

0:52:25 > 0:52:29Well, there's... We'll have to get my body to them somehow.

0:52:29 > 0:52:30There'll be stuff to organise

0:52:30 > 0:52:35and Ryan has a tattoo with a bloody typo on it...

0:52:37 > 0:52:39And I'm...

0:52:41 > 0:52:43I'm really dead.

0:52:45 > 0:52:46Come with me.

0:52:46 > 0:52:47We'll sort out...

0:52:48 > 0:52:50..this, then we'll sort out you.

0:52:57 > 0:52:58STRANGLED GROWLING

0:52:59 > 0:53:01MUSIC BLARES

0:53:01 > 0:53:03Argh!

0:53:08 > 0:53:11GROWLING

0:53:18 > 0:53:20Get out. Everybody!

0:53:20 > 0:53:21Get out!

0:53:21 > 0:53:23MUSIC BLARES

0:53:23 > 0:53:24SNARLING

0:53:32 > 0:53:34Get out!

0:53:50 > 0:53:54Listen to me. You have to get out of here. It's an emergency!

0:53:54 > 0:53:56Please, move! Quickly, towards...

0:53:56 > 0:53:59HOWLING

0:54:02 > 0:54:03Do it, now!

0:54:09 > 0:54:12SNARLING

0:54:23 > 0:54:25GROWLING

0:54:37 > 0:54:39RUN!

0:54:39 > 0:54:40SNARLING

0:54:40 > 0:54:42SCREAMING

0:54:53 > 0:54:54SCREAMING

0:55:08 > 0:55:11You're welcome(!) You're welcome.

0:55:22 > 0:55:24SNARLING

0:55:38 > 0:55:40# Que sera, sera

0:55:41 > 0:55:44# Whatever will be, will be

0:55:46 > 0:55:50# The future's not ours to see

0:55:51 > 0:55:53# Que sera, sera. #

0:56:17 > 0:56:19Well, then...

0:56:22 > 0:56:24Who's hungry?

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