0:00:02 > 0:00:04- I'm really dead, aren't I? This is all actually happening.- Come with me.
0:00:04 > 0:00:07How do you make humans love vampires?
0:00:07 > 0:00:09HAL: You show them something worse?
0:00:09 > 0:00:12I was protected all my life and humanity fell.
0:00:12 > 0:00:15- What is it that you want me to do? - Kill me.
0:00:15 > 0:00:17ANNIE: The Old Ones are going to be here any day now.
0:00:17 > 0:00:19To stop them, we might have to do terrible things.
0:00:19 > 0:00:21What choice do we have?
0:00:21 > 0:00:22SNARLING
0:00:22 > 0:00:25You're welcome. You're welcome(!)
0:00:30 > 0:00:32Who's hungry?
0:00:35 > 0:00:39Contains some strong language.
0:00:39 > 0:00:43Contains scenes which some viewers may find upsetting.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39Do you know who I am?
0:01:43 > 0:01:46I was in the area, as they say.
0:01:47 > 0:01:50What about you, Isaac Daniels?
0:01:50 > 0:01:53Why are you in the area?
0:01:53 > 0:01:56We're on our way back from seeing my father.
0:01:56 > 0:02:00He's in one of the resettlement camps in London West.
0:02:00 > 0:02:04- Do you know what tomorrow is? - Of course, sir.
0:02:04 > 0:02:0611th April. Ten years ago tomorrow,
0:02:06 > 0:02:10you killed the prime minister live on television.
0:02:10 > 0:02:11He was appealing for calm.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15He looked so pale. His tie was askew.
0:02:17 > 0:02:22We've got parades planned, curfews, executions, so...
0:02:22 > 0:02:25a curious day to go visiting relatives.
0:02:26 > 0:02:30- Don't you think? - My father's sick.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32There's a letter there from his medical officer,
0:02:32 > 0:02:37along with our identification papers and our internal travel visas.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40I just wanted Zoe to see her grandfather
0:02:40 > 0:02:42one last time before he passes.
0:02:44 > 0:02:48- Zoe. - She's my daughter.
0:02:48 > 0:02:52She's 11. She was born before the pregnancy embargo.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54Is she the one in the car?
0:02:55 > 0:02:59She looks exhausted, poor poppet.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01It's been a long day.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05Well, I won't detain you any longer.
0:03:13 > 0:03:17Oh, one last question.
0:03:17 > 0:03:18Your daughter...
0:03:20 > 0:03:23What colour are her eyes?
0:03:25 > 0:03:28Come, Mr Daniels. It's hardly a complex question.
0:03:28 > 0:03:31What colour are your daughter's eyes?
0:03:33 > 0:03:36You don't remember, do you?
0:03:37 > 0:03:41I daresay when the other agent handed her over with her fake papers,
0:03:41 > 0:03:44you looked her up and down and thought,
0:03:44 > 0:03:47"Is this what all the fuss is about?
0:03:48 > 0:03:50"This is the War Child?"
0:03:52 > 0:03:57But the one thing you didn't take in was the colour of her eyes.
0:03:58 > 0:04:02And, now, of course, you're thinking that you've taken too long to reply,
0:04:02 > 0:04:06so, instead, you're calculating the chances of fighting your way out
0:04:06 > 0:04:08and which of us to disable first.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13- You won't win, you know! - I think we already have.
0:04:13 > 0:04:17Humanity will survive somehow. You can't kill us all.
0:04:17 > 0:04:18I don't intend to.
0:04:21 > 0:04:22You're delicious.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31Run, Eve, run!
0:05:04 > 0:05:07Follow her at a distance.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10Make sure she reaches her rendezvous safely.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14She's a very precious cargo.
0:05:18 > 0:05:19Be seeing you, Eve.
0:05:35 > 0:05:36Why am I still here?
0:05:37 > 0:05:40Does everyone just become a ghost for a wee bit?
0:05:40 > 0:05:42No.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44No, you must have unfinished business.
0:05:44 > 0:05:47Something we must resolve, before you can pass over.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50Well, we can poke around my business later.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53First, I want to beat seven shades of shite out of Cutler.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57Hey, maybe that is my unfinished business?
0:05:57 > 0:05:58Unfinished business tends to be something
0:05:58 > 0:06:01more life-affirming than beating someone up.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03- Not if you're Scottish. - She's right.
0:06:03 > 0:06:06We get Cutler. First we try the docks.
0:06:06 > 0:06:07If he ain't there, we go to his office.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09But we don't stop until we find him.
0:06:09 > 0:06:15Um... I'm just going to go and sit in the van for a bit.
0:06:17 > 0:06:21You're her first werewolf. We forget. It's a lot to process.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23I ain't never felt frightening before.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25VAN DOOR SHUTTING
0:06:26 > 0:06:27Thank you.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31I could've killed all those people. I could've killed you.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33Alex got the people out. I just lured you into the van.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35I can't believe I let it happen!
0:06:35 > 0:06:37I'm always dead stealthy with my transformations.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41I've taken a step backwards too.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45I've been drinking blood.
0:06:45 > 0:06:50The first time was genuinely to gain Cutler's trust, Tom, the second wasn't.
0:06:50 > 0:06:51Where are you now?
0:06:52 > 0:06:57Leo once said that we were on the outside of humanity so that we might guard it.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00He made it sound like a privilege, rather than a burden.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07I don't think any of us deserve that job any more.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10Then we must earn it back.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33And you are?
0:07:33 > 0:07:35Er, Cutler.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37Nick Cutler.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39There was no-one here to greet us,
0:07:39 > 0:07:41Cutler, Nick Cutler.
0:07:42 > 0:07:46We... We weren't sure when you were arriving. It's been...
0:07:47 > 0:07:51I'm all that's left. Everyone else ran away or got proper dead.
0:07:51 > 0:07:52How?
0:07:52 > 0:07:54Werewolves.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56We had a bit of an infestation.
0:07:56 > 0:07:58Do you hear that, Milo?
0:07:58 > 0:08:01Your brothers have been causing a rumpus.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03So...
0:08:03 > 0:08:06You're the last man standing?
0:08:08 > 0:08:10A tribute must be paid, nonetheless.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15I last came to Britain
0:08:15 > 0:08:18in 1779.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22My people took me to a village.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24They'd killed all the adults
0:08:24 > 0:08:28and used the bodies to create a tableau of scenes from our history.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30The children sang to me.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33And then we made wine from their blood.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35I was so touched.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39What do you have for me, Cutler, Nick Cutler?
0:08:40 > 0:08:42Ooh.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45Only the world.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53I was planning just to take the world.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56I didn't realise I needed you to give it to me.
0:08:57 > 0:09:00Oh. Something to ease the transition then.
0:09:03 > 0:09:08OK. Advances in technology have given humanity
0:09:08 > 0:09:13the means to coordinate and marshal their forces in a way they never could before.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15But, more than that, they're so used to having the run of the place,
0:09:15 > 0:09:18- I don't think they'll capitulate...- What's the matter?
0:09:18 > 0:09:19He's here.
0:09:19 > 0:09:23And taking the world by force may entail decimating
0:09:23 > 0:09:26a significant part of our future food stocks.
0:09:27 > 0:09:30But what if we could make them welcome us?
0:09:30 > 0:09:33- Is that even possible? - We have to get out of here!
0:09:37 > 0:09:38CLANGING
0:09:40 > 0:09:41Yes.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47By presenting them with something worse.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50Worse than me?
0:09:50 > 0:09:51Well...
0:09:51 > 0:09:56Not worse, of course, but something less elegant, perhaps.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59- Werewolves. - What was that, you little fuck?
0:10:00 > 0:10:02- TOM: What are we doing? - Please, just keep moving.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04Who was that guy? Big cheese guy?
0:10:04 > 0:10:06He's called Mr Snow.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08And he's the very worst thing in the world.
0:10:08 > 0:10:09Why are we running away? Did he see you?
0:10:09 > 0:10:11I wouldn't be here if he had!
0:10:11 > 0:10:13- Why, cos he'd have killed you? - No!
0:10:13 > 0:10:15Because he'd have told me to join him and I would.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17Nice to know.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19You don't understand.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21Snow was one of the first.
0:10:21 > 0:10:25The blood that's passed from vampire to recruit, generation after generation,
0:10:25 > 0:10:28you can trace it back to him. He's in our DNA.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31We have to get away from here.
0:10:32 > 0:10:33But we were gonna get Cutler?
0:10:33 > 0:10:36- Cutler doesn't matter any more. - Well, maybe not to you.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39God's sake!
0:10:39 > 0:10:41Mr Snow is here.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43That changes everything.
0:10:43 > 0:10:46The longer I stay here, the more chance there is of me...
0:10:48 > 0:10:49...of him finding me.
0:10:56 > 0:11:00Last night, humanity saw the beginning of the end of its reign.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05Welcome to Britain, Mr Snow.
0:11:05 > 0:11:09The revolution is being televised.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11CANNED LAUGHTER
0:11:15 > 0:11:18Judging by this, we'd be doing them a favour.
0:11:18 > 0:11:22In 2001, William chose to study geography...
0:11:22 > 0:11:26Am I missing something? Is he giving me a television set?
0:11:26 > 0:11:30I don't understand. Someone must have reported it.
0:11:30 > 0:11:33Because I already have a television the size of a bed sheet.
0:11:33 > 0:11:36They must be suppressing it somehow. There were witnesses!
0:11:36 > 0:11:39- Witnesses to what? - I had a werewolf,
0:11:39 > 0:11:43I let him loose in a nightclub, I saw them filming him.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45The world would've found out about them, they would've been terrified,
0:11:45 > 0:11:47they'd want us to save them.
0:11:47 > 0:11:51Thanks to you, breweries the world over are safe from piss-ups.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53But I've been working on this!
0:11:57 > 0:11:59My own blood.
0:11:59 > 0:12:01It'll sting.
0:12:01 > 0:12:05A tribute must still be paid, Cutler, Nick Cutler.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07It's a question of protocol.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10Or there'll be consequences.
0:12:12 > 0:12:17The War Child. The human saviour, the child from the myth - she's here.
0:12:18 > 0:12:22I know where they're hiding her. I could go there now and I could kill her for you.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24No-one touches that child.
0:12:29 > 0:12:33But the skin parchments say she'll destroy vampires.
0:12:35 > 0:12:38That's the final piece.
0:12:38 > 0:12:39Death of the Godhead.
0:12:39 > 0:12:42Humanity lives.
0:12:42 > 0:12:45- What? - To save humanity,
0:12:45 > 0:12:47she must be killed.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49And, therefore, she must live.
0:12:49 > 0:12:51But we didn't know.
0:12:56 > 0:12:59These eyes have looked upon pharaohs
0:12:59 > 0:13:02and the son of the carpenter.
0:13:04 > 0:13:07And, now, they must look at you...
0:13:09 > 0:13:11...proudly showing me your idea,
0:13:11 > 0:13:15like a child with a handful of its own excrement.
0:13:17 > 0:13:20I have never known humiliation,
0:13:20 > 0:13:23failure or obscurity.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26How does it make you feel?
0:13:27 > 0:13:30Like coming home, I imagine.
0:13:36 > 0:13:39I've already forgotten your name.
0:13:42 > 0:13:45My name's Cutler. I'll make sure you remember that!
0:13:45 > 0:13:49You're nothing but a relic. I'll make sure you remember my name!
0:13:49 > 0:13:52CHILDREN CHANTING
0:14:16 > 0:14:18Oh, yeah, meant to say. Annie's back.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20Where have you been?!
0:14:21 > 0:14:23To the future.
0:14:23 > 0:14:24Annie, the Old Ones have arrived.
0:14:24 > 0:14:29- We saw them at the warehouse. - Yeah, Eve said they'd be here soon.
0:14:29 > 0:14:31Eve's been here the whole time.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33Grown-up Eve.
0:14:33 > 0:14:35She died an adult.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37She travelled back through purgatory to find me,
0:14:37 > 0:14:40because there was something I needed to know.
0:14:41 > 0:14:43- She took me into her corridor... - SNIGGERING
0:14:46 > 0:14:48"Took me into her corridor"!
0:14:51 > 0:14:53Sorry, misjudged the mood.
0:14:53 > 0:14:55Who is that?
0:14:55 > 0:14:57Um, this is Alex.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59THAT drank my blood.
0:15:01 > 0:15:03It had to happen, I guess.
0:15:03 > 0:15:07I saw it in the future, what happens to all of us.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09Where I go.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11How Tom dies.
0:15:11 > 0:15:14And how you...
0:15:14 > 0:15:15Revert...
0:15:16 > 0:15:20- ...to what I once was? - So much worse.
0:15:21 > 0:15:23Each time it tends to amplify.
0:15:25 > 0:15:28But this was a momentary blip, nothing more.
0:15:28 > 0:15:30What a minute...
0:15:30 > 0:15:32Baby Eve took you to the future?
0:15:33 > 0:15:34That's crackers.
0:15:36 > 0:15:39Before Mitchell could bring me back from purgatory,
0:15:39 > 0:15:42he had to revisit moments from his past.
0:15:42 > 0:15:47The places that Eve took me were moments from her past,
0:15:47 > 0:15:50just moments that hadn't happened to us.
0:15:50 > 0:15:51Yet.
0:15:52 > 0:15:56I had to see...how terrible the future is...
0:15:59 > 0:16:04...because what I have to do to stop it is really, really hard.
0:16:09 > 0:16:11Eve must die.
0:16:14 > 0:16:16It's the last part of the myth.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18Eve saves humanity...
0:16:20 > 0:16:21...by dying.
0:16:21 > 0:16:23Does the Nemesis...
0:16:25 > 0:16:27Whoever it is with the burn, is that who kills her?
0:16:27 > 0:16:28She is the Nemesis.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31She has the burn.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36I'm just...the weapon.
0:16:36 > 0:16:39Right, first off, we need to get her out of here.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41This is not a group decision.
0:16:43 > 0:16:49I saw the future. Me. And Eve made it very clear that if she lives,
0:16:49 > 0:16:53then I'm responsible and nobody else.
0:16:53 > 0:16:54You don't believe it, do you?
0:16:54 > 0:16:58I don't know! Everything else on that bloody parchment's come true!
0:16:58 > 0:17:02Annie. Are you saying you might hurt Eve?
0:17:02 > 0:17:04How could you even say that to me?
0:17:04 > 0:17:07I could never, ever hurt a child!
0:17:07 > 0:17:09But if someone else tried to harm her...
0:17:12 > 0:17:13...what would you do then?
0:17:26 > 0:17:27Jesus.
0:17:30 > 0:17:31OK, look.
0:17:31 > 0:17:35If we can concentrate our energies on destroying the Old Ones,
0:17:35 > 0:17:37perhaps we can remove Eve from the equation entirely.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39We blow 'em up.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41Of course, brilliant.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43Do vampires die if you blow them up?
0:17:43 > 0:17:45Most things die, if you blow them up.
0:17:45 > 0:17:48Sadly we can't, what with us, ha, not living in a cartoon.
0:17:48 > 0:17:51Well, actually, Mr bloody Radio 4, we can.
0:17:51 > 0:17:55And I'll show you how. My team, with me.
0:18:14 > 0:18:17Look, I'm still not comfortable leaving them alone together.
0:18:17 > 0:18:20- We could take Eve with us. - To your explosives workshop?!
0:18:27 > 0:18:29No way. Uh-uh.
0:18:29 > 0:18:30Eve needs protecting.
0:18:30 > 0:18:33Yeah, but by me?!
0:18:33 > 0:18:34I'm dead.
0:18:34 > 0:18:38Yet I've never met anyone so unaffected by their own mortality.
0:18:40 > 0:18:43- SIGHS - You've got one hour.
0:18:43 > 0:18:46By which time, I'll have worked out whether that was a dig or not.
0:19:12 > 0:19:15What do you think? I've been putting a bit aside every day.
0:19:15 > 0:19:16It's the cooking oil?
0:19:16 > 0:19:19You can make explosives out of cooking oil?
0:19:19 > 0:19:22Well, there's a bit more to it than that.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25What's all that junk you've been gathering?
0:19:25 > 0:19:28You didn't really think I was building a swimming pool in the back garden, did you?
0:19:28 > 0:19:30How long have you been planning this?!
0:19:30 > 0:19:33Not really been planning anything. Just picked it up off McNair.
0:19:33 > 0:19:37Always be kind and polite and have the materials to build a bomb.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41- So, what do we do? - We make 'em.
0:19:41 > 0:19:45Then I strap 'em to myself, walk into the vampires' nest and set 'em off.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48Need to get some more bits. Pass us the order pad, I'll write 'em down for you.
0:19:48 > 0:19:51Wait a minute. Tom...then you'll get blown up too.
0:19:51 > 0:19:54Well, I don't know how to build a remote detonator. McNair always did 'em.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56- I just knocked out the explosives. - Tom!
0:19:56 > 0:19:58Well, what else do we do?!
0:19:58 > 0:20:01Even you said, if we target the Old Ones, we take Eve out of the abrasion.
0:20:05 > 0:20:08You really are one of the most remarkable people I've ever met.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10All right, calm down!
0:20:13 > 0:20:16- Let me come too. - Well, then, you'll cop it and all.
0:20:16 > 0:20:19- I've had a good innings. - What if Mr Snow tells you not to?
0:20:19 > 0:20:23Then...you must bring matters to a swift conclusion.
0:20:26 > 0:20:28I didn't think you liked shaking hands?
0:20:28 > 0:20:30Well, today is a day of firsts.
0:20:33 > 0:20:35And lasts.
0:20:43 > 0:20:45So...
0:20:45 > 0:20:47Make-up!
0:20:47 > 0:20:49What do you use?
0:20:49 > 0:20:50Avon?
0:20:50 > 0:20:54Do they still make Avon? And shoes!
0:20:54 > 0:20:56Ha! Got to love shoes!
0:20:58 > 0:21:01What's your favourite...shoe?
0:21:01 > 0:21:03God, I love your...
0:21:03 > 0:21:05woolly...
0:21:05 > 0:21:07welly...th...
0:21:09 > 0:21:13Oh, I have no idea what I am talking about.
0:21:13 > 0:21:15I've spent the last seven years with four smelly men.
0:21:15 > 0:21:18I've completely forgotten how to talk to other women.
0:21:18 > 0:21:20- Don't worry. - Look,
0:21:20 > 0:21:22I'll be out of your hair soon enough.
0:21:22 > 0:21:24When Hal gets back, we're gonna go and do my...
0:21:24 > 0:21:28unfinished business thing and then I...
0:21:28 > 0:21:32climb through a magic window, or something.
0:21:33 > 0:21:36Do you have any idea what it might be?
0:21:36 > 0:21:39He thinks it's about someone finding my body,
0:21:39 > 0:21:41giving my family closure.
0:21:42 > 0:21:44What about you? You're still here.
0:21:44 > 0:21:46What's your unfinished business?
0:21:48 > 0:21:50I think my unfinished business ship has sailed.
0:21:50 > 0:21:54I think I'm here to stay. I think...
0:21:54 > 0:21:56I think that they're scared of me.
0:21:56 > 0:21:58"They"?
0:21:58 > 0:22:02They're the men with sticks and ropes. I saw them when I died.
0:22:02 > 0:22:05Thought they were evil morris dancers.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08What are they?
0:22:08 > 0:22:10Your basic agents for the afterlife, but...
0:22:12 > 0:22:14...they're all bluff.
0:22:14 > 0:22:19I mean, just stay...stay frosty, and you'll be fine.
0:22:19 > 0:22:22How'm I doing? You know, girl talk?
0:22:24 > 0:22:26Yeah. You're doing fine.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28Well, you're just like a bloke, really.
0:22:28 > 0:22:30Well, a bloke with tits.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32Or, to put it another way, my dad!
0:22:34 > 0:22:35Great(!)
0:22:37 > 0:22:42Well, hopefully, Hal and you will get your body back to your family
0:22:42 > 0:22:44and that'll be that. But, um...
0:22:46 > 0:22:48...just in case you're here for a while,
0:22:48 > 0:22:52why don't I teach you some of the tricks of the ghost trade, hmm?
0:22:53 > 0:22:56Come on. I think we could both do with the distraction.
0:23:03 > 0:23:06JANGLING Right, nearly done!
0:23:06 > 0:23:09All we need are those two rucksacks...
0:23:09 > 0:23:10It's Tom, isn't it?
0:23:11 > 0:23:13What do you want?
0:23:13 > 0:23:14Well, I suppose a bacon sandwich is out of the question?
0:23:14 > 0:23:17- Kitchen's closed, mate. - Really?
0:23:17 > 0:23:20Cos you're cooking something back there.
0:23:20 > 0:23:22Is that...
0:23:22 > 0:23:24muriatic acid?
0:23:25 > 0:23:29And peroxide? Tom...
0:23:29 > 0:23:30What are you up to?
0:23:32 > 0:23:34Let's start again. I'm Milo.
0:23:34 > 0:23:37I think you saw me at the warehouse.
0:23:37 > 0:23:39And I think I saw you.
0:23:40 > 0:23:43We need to talk about Eve.
0:23:43 > 0:23:45Now, Tom, it's very important that you answer this question.
0:23:45 > 0:23:47Is she safe?
0:23:47 > 0:23:48I'm not telling you where she is.
0:23:48 > 0:23:51I didn't ask you that. I asked if she was safe.
0:23:51 > 0:23:52She's with her mum.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54But is it secure there?
0:23:54 > 0:23:56Do you really think she's the humans' saviour?
0:23:56 > 0:23:59Are you being sponsored to avoid answering my question?
0:24:00 > 0:24:02Whether she is or not is immaterial.
0:24:02 > 0:24:03The vampires believe it.
0:24:03 > 0:24:06Now, Tom, can Eve's mum protect her?
0:24:08 > 0:24:11You need to give her to us. To me and the vampires.
0:24:11 > 0:24:13Why would I do that?
0:24:13 > 0:24:17Cos once the other werewolves, the ghosts, any vampires with human sympathies,
0:24:17 > 0:24:22once they find out Eve's death is the key to humanity's survival,
0:24:22 > 0:24:25they'll fall on that house like a plague.
0:24:25 > 0:24:29And even you won't be able to fight them all off.
0:24:29 > 0:24:33- Well, maybe I've already got a plan. - Oh, yeah.
0:24:33 > 0:24:37- Your home economics bomb.- Or I'll run away. Look after her myself.
0:24:37 > 0:24:39They'll find you and they'll kill you both.
0:24:39 > 0:24:41What are you doing, hanging around with a load of vampires?
0:24:41 > 0:24:44Because there's nothing noble about being on the side that loses.
0:24:44 > 0:24:46I bet you support Manchester United as well, don't you?
0:24:46 > 0:24:49You know, they're an incredibly skilful team...
0:24:49 > 0:24:52- Do you know what vampires do to us?- They don't do it to me.
0:24:52 > 0:24:55- They will. - Then I'll review the situation.
0:24:55 > 0:24:56How can you look at yourself in the mirror?!
0:24:56 > 0:24:59There's not much call for mirrors in our bit of Bolivia.
0:24:59 > 0:25:02There's one in the back. Go and have a look, I dare you.
0:25:02 > 0:25:04It's simple survival, Tom.
0:25:05 > 0:25:07You find the biggest kid in the playground...
0:25:07 > 0:25:09and you stand next to him.
0:25:09 > 0:25:12I didn't know cowards had their own school.
0:25:15 > 0:25:18You have no idea what I had to do to be accepted by them.
0:25:18 > 0:25:21So you can call me an opportunist,
0:25:21 > 0:25:23you can even call me a traitor...
0:25:23 > 0:25:28but never, EVER call me a coward.
0:25:35 > 0:25:39Kill her, keep her, hand her over.
0:25:39 > 0:25:41I'll survive whatever you do.
0:25:41 > 0:25:43I'm telling you this as a...
0:25:43 > 0:25:48favour, from one werewolf to another.
0:25:48 > 0:25:51Everyone in the world wants that baby dead.
0:25:51 > 0:25:54Except the vampires.
0:25:59 > 0:26:01JANGLING
0:26:01 > 0:26:03DOOR CLOSING
0:26:13 > 0:26:15Yes!
0:26:15 > 0:26:18Ah, you learn quickly, Skywalker.
0:26:18 > 0:26:19I thank you.
0:26:19 > 0:26:22Rentaghosting's still my favourite though.
0:26:22 > 0:26:25Oh... What's the biggest thing you've ever Rentaghosted with?
0:26:25 > 0:26:27Er, hey, listen.
0:26:27 > 0:26:32This is not a party trick. This is an invaluable defensive weapon.
0:26:32 > 0:26:34- An armchair. - LAUGHS
0:26:34 > 0:26:36OK, I know.
0:26:36 > 0:26:38But, listen, you cannot Rentaghost with a living thing.
0:26:38 > 0:26:40That's the only rule.
0:26:40 > 0:26:42KNOCKING AT DOOR
0:26:42 > 0:26:44DOORBELL RINGING
0:26:44 > 0:26:45POUNDING ON DOOR
0:26:48 > 0:26:49POUNDING ON DOOR
0:26:49 > 0:26:51DOORBELL RINGING
0:26:53 > 0:26:56Shit! That's him! That's the vampire that killed me.
0:26:56 > 0:26:58- POUNDING ON DOOR - Oh, OK. Um...
0:26:58 > 0:27:02I want you to go upstairs and wait in one of the rooms until...
0:27:02 > 0:27:05- POUNDING ON DOOR - Well, until it's all over.
0:27:05 > 0:27:07- And what are you going to do? - I, um...
0:27:07 > 0:27:10POUNDING ON DOOR
0:27:10 > 0:27:11I don't know.
0:27:13 > 0:27:16That looks a lot easier in films.
0:27:17 > 0:27:18Hey.
0:27:20 > 0:27:21Didn't I kill you?
0:27:21 > 0:27:25Believe me, I'm as surprised that we're having this conversation as you are.
0:27:25 > 0:27:26Ask me in.
0:27:27 > 0:27:29No, I can't.
0:27:29 > 0:27:31I can't.
0:27:31 > 0:27:33EVE GURGLING
0:27:33 > 0:27:34Ask me in!
0:27:40 > 0:27:41Argh!
0:27:42 > 0:27:46CUTLER SCREAMING
0:27:49 > 0:27:52Argh!
0:28:00 > 0:28:03Annie! Please, Annie, do something!
0:28:03 > 0:28:04Argh!
0:28:09 > 0:28:11PANTING AND SCREAMING
0:28:16 > 0:28:17Annie, let him.
0:28:18 > 0:28:20Please, let him do this.
0:28:22 > 0:28:23Who's that?
0:28:24 > 0:28:26Argh!
0:28:29 > 0:28:31Oh, my God.
0:28:41 > 0:28:42EVE WHIMPERING
0:28:46 > 0:28:49OK, I don't really know what I am talking about here,
0:28:49 > 0:28:54but apparently the baby needs to stay alive for the vampires to do their thing,
0:28:54 > 0:29:01so, you hurt her and you will get struck by lightning or fall down a well.
0:29:01 > 0:29:03- Something.- I know.
0:29:03 > 0:29:04Right, good.
0:29:05 > 0:29:07What?
0:29:07 > 0:29:12The baby dies, the vampires die. That's why I'm here.
0:29:12 > 0:29:16I tried to help, but you wouldn't even let me explain.
0:29:16 > 0:29:19- Annie, let him do it, please! - No!
0:29:19 > 0:29:20Please, this has to happen.
0:29:22 > 0:29:25I always knew I'd make history.
0:29:25 > 0:29:28Least no-one will forget me now.
0:29:29 > 0:29:30You know, I...
0:29:30 > 0:29:33I should say something.
0:29:33 > 0:29:37I am signing the death warrant for my entire species.
0:29:37 > 0:29:41I should mark the occasion somehow.
0:29:44 > 0:29:45So...
0:29:45 > 0:29:48This is how it ends...
0:29:49 > 0:29:51This is what it was all for.
0:29:51 > 0:29:53- EVE CRYING - No!
0:29:56 > 0:29:59Annie, no!
0:29:59 > 0:30:00Annie, what have you done?
0:30:00 > 0:30:03EVE CRYING
0:30:08 > 0:30:11- Oh, God, Eve! I'm so sorry! - EVE CRYING LUSTILY
0:30:11 > 0:30:13I'm so sorry!
0:30:13 > 0:30:15Shh, shh!
0:30:15 > 0:30:17I'm so sorry.
0:30:17 > 0:30:20Shh, shh! Shh.
0:30:22 > 0:30:24I'm sorry.
0:30:24 > 0:30:28Sorry? Annie, you saved her!
0:30:28 > 0:30:31No. No, you don't understand.
0:30:31 > 0:30:34I've betrayed you all.
0:30:34 > 0:30:37I'd rather let the world burn than hurt her.
0:30:37 > 0:30:41I let the vampires win and I'm always gonna let them win.
0:30:41 > 0:30:43PANTING
0:30:43 > 0:30:45You, er...
0:30:46 > 0:30:48You need to get Hal.
0:30:48 > 0:30:50And find your body.
0:30:50 > 0:30:54And pass on, because things are going to get very bad, very, very quickly.
0:30:54 > 0:30:56Trust me.
0:30:56 > 0:30:59Trust me, you don't want to be here for what happens next.
0:31:07 > 0:31:11ALEX: Tell me something. Am I totally invisible?
0:31:11 > 0:31:13What are you doing?! You're supposed to be looking after Eve.
0:31:13 > 0:31:15Fine. Annie had a change of heart.
0:31:15 > 0:31:18Cutler came back to kill Eve and Annie kebab-ed him.
0:31:21 > 0:31:22What, Cutler's dead?
0:31:22 > 0:31:25If we nipped back to my caravan now, where my family are, would they see me?
0:31:25 > 0:31:28Cos I would really like to get a change of clothes.
0:31:30 > 0:31:33I mean, I wore them for our date, which, frankly,
0:31:33 > 0:31:35was a mixed success.
0:31:37 > 0:31:38Are you OK?
0:31:38 > 0:31:40Yes, sorry.
0:31:41 > 0:31:43It's just there was a time when Cutler and I were friends.
0:31:44 > 0:31:46Thin ice, Hal. Hm?
0:31:46 > 0:31:48Thin...ice.
0:31:48 > 0:31:50You can't change clothes.
0:31:50 > 0:31:52Ghosts are stuck in whatever they died in.
0:31:54 > 0:31:55I'm stuck like this?
0:31:57 > 0:31:58For ever?!
0:32:01 > 0:32:03But I look like a girl!
0:32:05 > 0:32:06OK, OK.
0:32:06 > 0:32:12That's it. We are finding my body and I am totally passing over.
0:32:14 > 0:32:17The policeman said there was a bomb scare.
0:32:17 > 0:32:20No mention of werewolves, no panic. All very routine and unexciting.
0:32:20 > 0:32:21Have they found my body?
0:32:21 > 0:32:25I don't understand. Cutler wouldn't have prepared a cover story.
0:32:25 > 0:32:26He was too sure his plan would work.
0:32:26 > 0:32:28- It's like somebody's tidying this up.- Hal.
0:32:30 > 0:32:31Did you ask about my body?
0:32:31 > 0:32:34No. I thought that might have looked a little suspicious.
0:32:34 > 0:32:36They can't arrest you for asking a question.
0:32:36 > 0:32:39No, but it would imply I was involved.
0:32:39 > 0:32:41You were involved.
0:32:41 > 0:32:43Tangentially. I was involved tangentially.
0:32:43 > 0:32:45You weren't drinking my blood "tangentially"!
0:32:45 > 0:32:46How many times are you going to bring that up?!
0:32:46 > 0:32:49I don't know, I mean, you're the expert. What's the usual amount, hm?
0:32:49 > 0:32:51Anyway...
0:32:51 > 0:32:53There was no mention of a body.
0:32:53 > 0:32:55Well, we should go and have a look.
0:32:56 > 0:32:58You can Rentaghost in. What about me?
0:32:58 > 0:33:00I can't just walk past the policemen.
0:33:00 > 0:33:02Cutler took me in through a different door.
0:33:03 > 0:33:05Come on.
0:33:05 > 0:33:06DOOR CREAKING
0:33:15 > 0:33:17FLIES BUZZING
0:33:17 > 0:33:22Before anyone finds me, can you do something with my body, please?
0:33:22 > 0:33:24Um...like...
0:33:24 > 0:33:27take away all those tubes and stuff?
0:33:28 > 0:33:34I don't want my family to think that it was any more brutal and weird as it was.
0:33:34 > 0:33:36FLIES BUZZING
0:34:12 > 0:34:16So, um...what do we do next?
0:34:16 > 0:34:19Alert the police. That will begin the process
0:34:19 > 0:34:22and, if that completes your business, your door will appear.
0:34:22 > 0:34:23FOOTSTEPS
0:34:23 > 0:34:25Shit.
0:34:25 > 0:34:28They must have heard us. Turn off the lights.
0:34:43 > 0:34:45Certainly a little neater than we're used to.
0:34:47 > 0:34:51Shall we say 45 seconds, gentlemen?
0:35:23 > 0:35:24Sir?
0:35:27 > 0:35:3037 seconds.
0:35:31 > 0:35:34Very deft, gentlemen, very deft.
0:35:35 > 0:35:37But let's not dally.
0:35:38 > 0:35:40I think we've got company.
0:36:00 > 0:36:03- Who the hell were they?! - I've no idea.
0:36:03 > 0:36:05But they weren't vampires, or they'd have seen you.
0:36:08 > 0:36:10You should follow them.
0:36:10 > 0:36:13- What if my door comes? - I'll stall it.
0:36:22 > 0:36:24HEARTBEAT POUNDING
0:36:38 > 0:36:42I thought it was a momentary blip.
0:36:43 > 0:36:46Your cafe is cleaner than most operating theatres
0:36:46 > 0:36:50and yet, here you are, licking congealed blood off a floor.
0:36:50 > 0:36:52Is that the hold it has over you?
0:36:55 > 0:36:57That must suck spectacularly.
0:37:03 > 0:37:05It's been a very long...
0:37:05 > 0:37:07500 years.
0:37:07 > 0:37:10Who are those men? Did you see where they went?
0:37:10 > 0:37:15They took me and put me in a van they had parked round the back.
0:37:15 > 0:37:16What, an ambulance, a police van?
0:37:16 > 0:37:19Just a van van. And then they drove off.
0:37:22 > 0:37:25Great! No fucking door then?
0:37:35 > 0:37:37MR SNOW: By the pricking of my thumbs...
0:37:37 > 0:37:41something wicked this way comes.
0:37:45 > 0:37:48I want you to run Britain for me.
0:37:49 > 0:37:51When the hurly-burly's done.
0:37:51 > 0:37:54The devil showed him all the kingdoms of the world and said,
0:37:54 > 0:37:57"All this I will give you if you will bow down and worship me."
0:37:57 > 0:37:59You think I'm tempting you?
0:38:01 > 0:38:03Surely the point of temptation
0:38:03 > 0:38:05is to prompt a decision that's not yet been made?
0:38:07 > 0:38:09What do you mean?
0:38:10 > 0:38:12What do you stay alive for?
0:38:13 > 0:38:17That endless scurrying from bad to good to bad again?
0:38:17 > 0:38:19Must've been exhausting.
0:38:21 > 0:38:25And each return to bad brought with it a little flurry of deaths.
0:38:25 > 0:38:27Tell me...
0:38:27 > 0:38:31if you admired humans so much...
0:38:32 > 0:38:35...why did you keep inflicting your failures upon them?
0:38:35 > 0:38:39Because I think...one day, I'll win.
0:38:39 > 0:38:41And if the lion wishes hard enough...
0:38:42 > 0:38:44...perhaps one day, he'll become a lamb.
0:38:44 > 0:38:46You have a whole army.
0:38:46 > 0:38:48Why this interest in me?
0:38:48 > 0:38:51For time spent. Services rendered.
0:38:53 > 0:38:54Blood shed.
0:38:56 > 0:38:58But it's not just that.
0:38:58 > 0:39:02Having one of the Old Ones on the outside,
0:39:02 > 0:39:04I don't like the aesthetic.
0:39:04 > 0:39:06Then I could flee.
0:39:07 > 0:39:09I've hid from you for 55 years. I could do it again.
0:39:11 > 0:39:14Back to Southend?
0:39:15 > 0:39:21With a new werewolf and ghost, like Leo and Pearl and Tom and Annie?
0:39:21 > 0:39:25Something about that format clearly appeals to you.
0:39:25 > 0:39:27How did you know?
0:39:28 > 0:39:29Oh, Hal...
0:39:31 > 0:39:33You weren't hiding.
0:39:34 > 0:39:38I was just giving you the afternoon off.
0:39:38 > 0:39:41What are you waiting for? Just tell me to join you.
0:39:42 > 0:39:44Why did you move to this city?
0:39:47 > 0:39:50- My friend came here to die. - And you stayed?
0:39:51 > 0:39:52There was stability.
0:39:54 > 0:39:56Of sorts.
0:39:57 > 0:39:59And us, in time.
0:40:00 > 0:40:03I don't want any part of this!
0:40:05 > 0:40:09A man who wants to stop gambling doesn't move to Las Vegas.
0:40:12 > 0:40:15Never was someone so tortured for so long,
0:40:15 > 0:40:18so needlessly.
0:40:19 > 0:40:21But it's over now.
0:40:23 > 0:40:25We've come to rescue you.
0:40:25 > 0:40:27As you knew we would.
0:40:36 > 0:40:38Why haven't I told you to join me?
0:40:39 > 0:40:41Because I have you already.
0:40:43 > 0:40:45Heart and mind.
0:41:08 > 0:41:11EVE FUSSING
0:41:11 > 0:41:12Shh, shh, shh.
0:42:05 > 0:42:07I have a condition.
0:42:07 > 0:42:08I stay with her.
0:42:08 > 0:42:11With you. To make sure nothing happens to her.
0:42:13 > 0:42:15You'll be given chores.
0:42:16 > 0:42:17You won't like them.
0:42:23 > 0:42:26You don't have to take her. I'm not going anywhere.
0:42:27 > 0:42:28A quick cuddle.
0:42:28 > 0:42:30It's fine.
0:42:36 > 0:42:38You're all right.
0:42:47 > 0:42:50Look at her.
0:42:51 > 0:42:52So soft.
0:42:54 > 0:42:55So cruel.
0:43:00 > 0:43:04Hail! Hail!
0:43:04 > 0:43:07Hail!
0:43:07 > 0:43:10Hail! Hail!
0:43:10 > 0:43:12Hail!
0:43:18 > 0:43:20HAL: You were right.
0:43:22 > 0:43:24I stayed here because I knew you were coming.
0:43:24 > 0:43:26TOM: No, Hal, don't do this.
0:43:26 > 0:43:30But not to join you. There was something else I had to do.
0:43:33 > 0:43:34Tom, get the baby and get out.
0:43:36 > 0:43:38It'll never end.
0:43:38 > 0:43:41I'll never be free until I do this.
0:43:45 > 0:43:47There's no shame in this.
0:43:47 > 0:43:49I want you to know that.
0:43:49 > 0:43:51Get back!
0:43:51 > 0:43:54It's just the death rattle of your humanity.
0:43:56 > 0:43:58Mercy's last hurrah.
0:44:00 > 0:44:03Let it fade and decay, Hal.
0:44:03 > 0:44:06WHISPERING: Fade and decay.
0:44:08 > 0:44:09Untangle yourself...
0:44:13 > 0:44:15...from its grip.
0:44:41 > 0:44:43Celebrate and be glad.
0:44:44 > 0:44:49For this, your brother, was dead and is alive again.
0:44:49 > 0:44:51He was lost...
0:44:52 > 0:44:54...and is found.
0:44:55 > 0:44:59Give me back my fucking baby.
0:45:18 > 0:45:20- Get out of my way! - You need to stay out here.
0:45:42 > 0:45:44I'm so pleased to finally meet you, Annie.
0:45:45 > 0:45:47Can I just say...
0:45:47 > 0:45:50it was an honour watching you in action.
0:45:50 > 0:45:52EVE WHIMPERING
0:46:01 > 0:46:06I think you'll be a worthy guardian for this precious cargo.
0:46:06 > 0:46:09- What? - Surely you must know by now
0:46:09 > 0:46:11that we want her kept alive?
0:46:11 > 0:46:15And who better to safeguard our future than you.
0:46:16 > 0:46:19- Is this a joke? - Change of plan, that's all.
0:46:20 > 0:46:23I had considered...raising her myself.
0:46:25 > 0:46:27She's have been fed, worshipped,
0:46:27 > 0:46:30kept safe in a tower of bone.
0:46:30 > 0:46:34Oh, I think we'd have got a good 80 years out of her,
0:46:34 > 0:46:37before she passed of her own accord.
0:46:38 > 0:46:41By which time, any remaining humans would have been docile or...
0:46:42 > 0:46:45...utterly demented.
0:46:46 > 0:46:48But now I'm not so sure.
0:46:48 > 0:46:52Of course, you'll have to keep the truth about her
0:46:52 > 0:46:55secret from any remnants of resistance.
0:46:56 > 0:46:58Become furtive, lie to your friends.
0:47:00 > 0:47:01Let them die to keep her alive.
0:47:02 > 0:47:04But at least she'll live.
0:47:05 > 0:47:07So...
0:47:07 > 0:47:10can we get you a taxi?
0:47:14 > 0:47:15I don't understand.
0:47:16 > 0:47:20- How does keeping her alive save you? - I've often wondered that myself.
0:47:21 > 0:47:25Perhaps the remaining humans wait so long for her to save them
0:47:25 > 0:47:28that they never build a cohesive defence.
0:47:29 > 0:47:31That's the funny thing about saviours.
0:47:33 > 0:47:35It can make one a little...
0:47:36 > 0:47:37...dependent.
0:47:37 > 0:47:40And what will you do...to the world?
0:47:40 > 0:47:43Pluck it apart.
0:47:43 > 0:47:46Like a child with a spider.
0:47:58 > 0:48:00Hal isn't a living thing.
0:48:02 > 0:48:04- What? - Hal isn't a living thing.
0:48:12 > 0:48:14I love you.
0:48:14 > 0:48:15Where's Annie? Where's Eve?
0:48:18 > 0:48:20No!
0:48:25 > 0:48:29Eve? Eve!
0:48:35 > 0:48:37Oh!
0:48:55 > 0:48:56EVE GURGLING
0:49:01 > 0:49:05- Oh! - SIGHS
0:49:06 > 0:49:08GROWN-UP EVE: You did it, Annie!
0:49:14 > 0:49:16So, am I really here?
0:49:16 > 0:49:19That was your unfinished business.
0:49:19 > 0:49:22All you had to do was save the world.
0:49:26 > 0:49:29- And I can't go back?- No.
0:49:30 > 0:49:34But, then, you never were one for following rules.
0:49:48 > 0:49:49Go on.
0:49:51 > 0:49:52They're expecting you.
0:49:54 > 0:49:56Who?
0:49:57 > 0:49:59Who do you think?
0:50:00 > 0:50:03Oh, come with me! I want them to meet you.
0:50:03 > 0:50:05I can't.
0:50:06 > 0:50:07There isn't time.
0:50:12 > 0:50:16Eve, you're... you're fading.
0:50:16 > 0:50:17I never happen now.
0:50:19 > 0:50:20I never grew up.
0:50:22 > 0:50:24I never saw the things I saw.
0:50:27 > 0:50:29That's the only me now.
0:50:35 > 0:50:37- I'm sorry.- Don't be!
0:50:40 > 0:50:43You saved us all.
0:51:18 > 0:51:20There are things that should be seen.
0:51:21 > 0:51:24And things that should remain hidden.
0:51:26 > 0:51:29Last night, in that nightclub,
0:51:29 > 0:51:32you caught a glimpse of something you shouldn't have.
0:51:32 > 0:51:36Like when Dorothy sees the wizard behind the curtain.
0:51:37 > 0:51:41That wasn't your fault. You weren't to know.
0:51:42 > 0:51:45But see those things you did.
0:51:45 > 0:51:48And that means you have been noticed.
0:51:48 > 0:51:49By me.
0:51:49 > 0:51:53And you don't want to be noticed by me.
0:51:56 > 0:51:58They're not new things.
0:51:58 > 0:52:01They're very, very old.
0:52:02 > 0:52:04And you're not the first to see them.
0:52:06 > 0:52:09So why were they a surprise?
0:52:09 > 0:52:11Why didn't you know about them years ago?
0:52:13 > 0:52:17Because, for as long as there have been creatures like that...
0:52:18 > 0:52:21...there have been men like me.
0:52:21 > 0:52:28Silent, modest men, whose job it is to keep the secret things
0:52:28 > 0:52:30secret.
0:52:31 > 0:52:36Think of us as the domestic staff of the world.
0:52:36 > 0:52:40We appear in the dead of night and sweep up the mess and bury the bodies,
0:52:40 > 0:52:44so the world is clean and smart for you the next day.
0:52:46 > 0:52:49We don't work for these creatures.
0:52:50 > 0:52:53Most of them don't know we even exist, now.
0:52:53 > 0:52:55We work for you.
0:52:56 > 0:52:58But men like me...
0:52:59 > 0:53:02...are magicians too.
0:53:03 > 0:53:04And, if we need to,
0:53:04 > 0:53:08we can make people disappear in a puff of smoke.
0:53:09 > 0:53:13Do you understand what I'm saying?
0:53:16 > 0:53:17Now...
0:53:19 > 0:53:23...I believe you captured the creature on your phone?
0:53:25 > 0:53:27I would very much like to have that phone.
0:54:06 > 0:54:08Mr Rook!
0:54:08 > 0:54:11We haven't seen you down here in quite a while.
0:54:11 > 0:54:13Busy as the veritable bee, Arthur.
0:54:13 > 0:54:15- Are you well? - Fine, thank you, sir.
0:54:15 > 0:54:18And the weather's on the turn, finally.
0:54:18 > 0:54:21My primroses are out.
0:54:21 > 0:54:23Zhivago's Nightclub, Barry.
0:54:23 > 0:54:26Type one, query, types two and three.
0:54:26 > 0:54:27That's a new file, isn't it, sir?
0:54:27 > 0:54:30Might be on my list of drop-offs. I could take it for you.
0:54:30 > 0:54:34Er, Barry...
0:54:34 > 0:54:35Bristol...
0:54:35 > 0:54:3963... No. I'm afraid not, sir.
0:54:39 > 0:54:41Drop it on the trolley.
0:54:41 > 0:54:44- Save you the bother. - Wouldn't dream of it, Arthur.
0:54:44 > 0:54:47- Um... Aisle 209, sir. - Right you are.
0:55:14 > 0:55:17- Thank you, Arthur! - Time for a cup of tea, sir?
0:55:17 > 0:55:19Another time.
0:55:19 > 0:55:22I've got a five o'clock with the Secretary of State.
0:55:22 > 0:55:25You know what they say, no rest for the wicked.
0:55:30 > 0:55:32HAL: I wasn't ready. You crept up on me.
0:55:32 > 0:55:35You shouldn't have had your music so loud and you'd have heard us coming, wouldn't you?
0:55:35 > 0:55:37Let's start tomorrow, I need to defrost the freezer.
0:55:37 > 0:55:39We've started already, mate.
0:55:39 > 0:55:41Hey.
0:55:41 > 0:55:45Untie me, you fucking hound, or I will tear your throat out!
0:55:45 > 0:55:47Ooh, language!
0:55:47 > 0:55:50Untie me, bitch! Do it! Now!
0:55:50 > 0:55:51TOM: Hal, shush, you're being rude now.
0:55:53 > 0:55:57I'm sorry. Alex, I'm very sorry.
0:55:58 > 0:56:01It goes in cycles.
0:56:01 > 0:56:0450 years, then 55, from good to bad to good to worse.
0:56:04 > 0:56:06Maybe we can stop the cycle.
0:56:07 > 0:56:10Force you to stay good and then you'll break it?
0:56:10 > 0:56:14- Like a fever.- But I'll scream.
0:56:14 > 0:56:16And I'll shout and I'll plead and I'll threaten you.
0:56:16 > 0:56:18We don't understand most of what you're saying anyway.
0:56:18 > 0:56:19Then why are you doing this?
0:56:23 > 0:56:24Cos you're my best mate.
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