0:00:01 > 0:00:03The conflict between the werewolves and the vampires
0:00:03 > 0:00:06generates such an energy, upon which the Devil feasts.
0:00:06 > 0:00:08I don't need blood any more.
0:00:09 > 0:00:13You stay away. You are regret and disgust and nothing more!
0:00:13 > 0:00:14You want to talk to the real me?
0:00:14 > 0:00:17- Hello!- 'I believe I have some work for you.'
0:00:17 > 0:00:19I'll be right over.
0:00:52 > 0:00:54Bobby. Excellent.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56I see you've started packing.
0:00:56 > 0:00:59How long will I be there?
0:00:59 > 0:01:01Not long. A few days. A week at the most.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03Then you'll come right back.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05This is what you said was happening.
0:01:07 > 0:01:11"I have to talk to the Chinese from China.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13"You know China, don't you Bobby?
0:01:13 > 0:01:18"They're going to give us funding so we can keep the Archive open
0:01:18 > 0:01:21"and I... I can carry on doing my job."
0:01:21 > 0:01:24Then I said, "The Chinese eat rice."
0:01:24 > 0:01:30And you said, "Yes and if we get their funding, perhaps we'll have to eat rice too.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32"We could have sweet and sour chicken chow mein."
0:01:32 > 0:01:35and then I said, "I don't like rice."
0:01:35 > 0:01:39And then you did that thing where you smile,
0:01:39 > 0:01:42but that vein in your head sort of pulses.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45Yes, that seems a pretty thorough...
0:01:45 > 0:01:48- This werewolf... - I believe he's called Tom.
0:01:48 > 0:01:52- Is he nice? - We've barely... Yes, he's very nice.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54I don't want to go.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57Bobby, they're about to cut the electricity.
0:01:57 > 0:02:01It'll be jolly cold and there won't be any lights.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04All the same.
0:02:04 > 0:02:09It'll be jolly creepy. This isn't a permanent arrangement.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11I hope I've made that clear.
0:02:11 > 0:02:15Once I've secured the funding, you'll be brought straight back!
0:02:15 > 0:02:16Plus all my posters are here.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19I'm sure Tom wouldn't mind if you took a couple with you.
0:02:19 > 0:02:24But more importantly, Bobby, the locks are linked to the grid!
0:02:24 > 0:02:28With the electricity gone we won't have any way of containing you.
0:02:28 > 0:02:32Do you understand what that means?!
0:02:36 > 0:02:40I'll take Burt Reynolds and Worzel Gummage, please.
0:02:46 > 0:02:47Nah, I'm not doing it. No way!
0:02:47 > 0:02:49He can't stay in the Archive.
0:02:49 > 0:02:53I have no staff and with the electricity turned off,
0:02:53 > 0:02:55no way of containing him during the full moon.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57Tell him about the deal.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59After some unfortunate encounters,
0:02:59 > 0:03:02we've made a pledge to avoid other supernaturals.
0:03:02 > 0:03:03They're nothing but trouble.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06Bobby's no trouble, are you, Bobby?
0:03:07 > 0:03:10Bobby? What is it?
0:03:10 > 0:03:11He does this.
0:03:11 > 0:03:14It's nothing to...
0:03:14 > 0:03:17- He's thinking.- No, it's me.
0:03:17 > 0:03:20- He's noticed our friend Alex. She's a ghost. - You hear that, Bobby?
0:03:20 > 0:03:23They have a ghost! Goodness gracious.
0:03:23 > 0:03:25Why can't he go somewhere else?
0:03:25 > 0:03:29He needs to be billeted with people who have the experience and tools to deal with his condition.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32And this household does owe me a favour.
0:03:32 > 0:03:33For what?
0:03:33 > 0:03:34Cleaning up after Ian.
0:03:34 > 0:03:38Speaking of whom, he has adopted the sobriquet Crumb
0:03:38 > 0:03:40and gone on a killing spree.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43He's claimed at least six victims in the last month alone.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45I haven't seen anything in the papers.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47No, I have reason to believe
0:03:47 > 0:03:50he's formed an alliance with an ex-employee of mine.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52Alan.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54Together, they can kill at will and leave no trace.
0:03:54 > 0:04:00I want you to... deal with them. However you see fit.
0:04:00 > 0:04:01It's not my responsibility.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03You made Crumb.
0:04:03 > 0:04:08Besides, you've cost my department a lot of time and resources over the centuries.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11This is your chance to give a little something back.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13Big Society and so forth.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16- And Mr McNair will look after Bobby until I'm back.- No chance.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21It wouldn't be for long.
0:04:21 > 0:04:25What about work? He's not coming to work. Look at him!
0:04:28 > 0:04:33- What's your job?- Erm, I'm assistant manager in a hotel.
0:04:33 > 0:04:34Skill.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37Is he being sarcastic?
0:04:37 > 0:04:40Truth be told, I'm never quite sure.
0:04:40 > 0:04:44I'll be back before the full moon. Bobby, do whatever Mr McNair says.
0:04:44 > 0:04:45I'll show myself out.
0:04:47 > 0:04:50DOOR CLOSES
0:04:52 > 0:04:54So, what are we going to say?
0:04:54 > 0:04:56Stop... killing people?
0:04:56 > 0:04:57Who's there?
0:04:57 > 0:05:01Hello, Ian? It's Hal.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04There is no Ian. There is only Crumb!
0:05:04 > 0:05:06HE LAUGHS >
0:05:06 > 0:05:10- OK... Crumb. It's still Hal. - And Alex.
0:05:12 > 0:05:17Why didn't you say so? To what do I owe the pleasure?
0:05:18 > 0:05:21We've come to see if you need some help.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23Do I look like I need help?
0:05:23 > 0:05:26Alan, we've got company!
0:05:26 > 0:05:27Not more pizza?
0:05:27 > 0:05:31No, no, I think they ran out of delivery boys.
0:05:31 > 0:05:38Alan, this is Hal and Alex. And this is Hazel.
0:05:38 > 0:05:44Hal. I've read your file. Huge fan. That's Alex? Alex-Alex?
0:05:44 > 0:05:46Yeah.
0:05:46 > 0:05:53- Jings.- You know, they say death is a natural aphrodisiac.
0:05:55 > 0:05:59Crumb... Ian. This has to stop.
0:05:59 > 0:06:03We don't want it to stop. We've got blood, we've got girls...
0:06:03 > 0:06:05Flaming Orc.
0:06:05 > 0:06:09Look, I understand the thrill of this new-found power,
0:06:09 > 0:06:12the exhilaration, but I told you, it won't last.
0:06:12 > 0:06:16Sooner or later it gives way to guilt, to horror...
0:06:16 > 0:06:18We know what to do about that.
0:06:18 > 0:06:22Hair of the dog! Just start all over again.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24Would you just excuse us for a minute?
0:06:25 > 0:06:27They're nuts.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29I say we stake them both and we get the hell out of here.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32- No. Rook said I could deal with Crumb however I saw fit.- Yes.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35And we both know that was posh boy talk for 'kebab him'.
0:06:35 > 0:06:40There's been enough death and violence. This is where it ends.
0:06:42 > 0:06:47We can help him, and his friend. For once, we can do some good.
0:06:47 > 0:06:52< Yeah, that's it. Yeah, that's right!
0:06:52 > 0:06:54Mm!
0:06:54 > 0:06:56I want to help you.
0:06:56 > 0:07:00You had your chance when I came asking, remember? You didn't give a shit then?
0:07:00 > 0:07:05That was wrong of me. But I want to make up for it now.
0:07:05 > 0:07:10With our help, you can leave all this behind, both of you.
0:07:10 > 0:07:14You can have careers, friends, even... even lovers.
0:07:14 > 0:07:15What, like you?
0:07:15 > 0:07:21Yes. I have a full and rewarding life.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27All right then.
0:07:27 > 0:07:28What?!
0:07:28 > 0:07:30We're in.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39When's Mr Rook coming back?
0:07:39 > 0:07:40I don't know.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44- What you doing?- What's it look like?
0:07:44 > 0:07:49I'm not allowed to iron. Last time I ironed something,
0:07:49 > 0:07:52my legs got burnt pretty badly.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54How did...? Never mind.
0:07:56 > 0:07:59- Can I take my shoes off?- No.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04- Can I sit under the table?- No.
0:08:05 > 0:08:10Have you got an answering machine? Specifically the Bell-Tone 500.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12How should...? No we haven't!
0:08:12 > 0:08:16The Bell-Tone 500 was one of the last answering machines
0:08:16 > 0:08:19to use the little cassettes.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22Brilliant that, honestly.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24When's Mr Rook coming back?
0:08:24 > 0:08:26I don't know, mate.
0:08:26 > 0:08:27Hello? >
0:08:30 > 0:08:33- What are they doing here? - I told him.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36- Whoa.- Who's he?
0:08:36 > 0:08:38A werewolf from the Archive.
0:08:38 > 0:08:40What are you doing here? >
0:08:40 > 0:08:43I live here now. Mr Tom's looking after me.
0:08:43 > 0:08:46- Bobby is another temporary guest.- "Another"?!
0:08:46 > 0:08:51Crumb and his friend Alan are going to be staying with us while we help get them off the blood.
0:08:51 > 0:08:54Nice to see you again, housemate.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56Tom!
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Look, by bringing them into our pact,
0:09:04 > 0:09:08we're making it bigger, stronger. Helping them will help us!
0:09:08 > 0:09:12- I don't trust them.- Good. Don't.
0:09:12 > 0:09:15They're junkies. But with the right sort of help, they can change.
0:09:15 > 0:09:18If I can be redeemed, surely they can too.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21Fine, OK. But I'm not clearing up any poo.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24You can count me out. I'm going to work.
0:09:24 > 0:09:30Tom, as you may remember, the early stages of blood withdrawal can be quite... frenetic.
0:09:30 > 0:09:34I don't think it's a good idea for Bobby to be around that.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38He's not going to the hotel, no way!
0:09:38 > 0:09:42Dude, why are you being such a dick? This isn't like you.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44I'm not! Just look at him.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46He's smelly and hairy
0:09:46 > 0:09:49and he asks loads of stupid questions all the time.
0:09:49 > 0:09:50Oh my God.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55You're a snob.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58That's to... Shut up, man.
0:09:58 > 0:10:02No, he's right! You've got a house and you've got a job and you've become a snob!
0:10:02 > 0:10:04- Big snob.- Ha! I don't believe it.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06Nah, you don't know what you're ta...
0:10:06 > 0:10:09Right, come on then, Bobby - we're leaving!
0:10:09 > 0:10:13Tom, before you go...
0:10:13 > 0:10:15Can I have some of your blood?
0:10:18 > 0:10:21It's like Battersea bleeding Dogs Home in here.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23Right, sit here. Don't touch anything.
0:10:23 > 0:10:27Don't talk to any guests and don't bother any of the staff.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29As you can see, we're rushed off our feet.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31- It's huge.- Here we go. What is?
0:10:31 > 0:10:33Can I sit in a smaller room?
0:10:33 > 0:10:34No. This is a luxury dining suite
0:10:34 > 0:10:36suitable for intimate dinners for two
0:10:36 > 0:10:38or family celebrations. Appreciate it, OK?
0:10:38 > 0:10:41Yeah? Thank you.
0:11:01 > 0:11:06Because Alex can't be trusted, this will be your home by night.
0:11:06 > 0:11:13You will experience nightmares, delusions, cramps, guilt.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15You'll wish you were dead.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18But when you make it through to the other side, you'll cherish life even more.
0:11:18 > 0:11:24For the day, I have prepared a rigorous programme of housework, exercise, routine tasks,
0:11:24 > 0:11:28designed to suppress your cravings and control your appetites.
0:11:28 > 0:11:33Contact with even the smallest drop of blood could resurrect my more monstrous side,
0:11:33 > 0:11:36so Alex has kindly agreed to assist us.
0:11:36 > 0:11:37Should have worn my leotard.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39- Yeah, you should.- That'd be nice.
0:11:39 > 0:11:43The one on the left, is the human blood you brought with you.
0:11:43 > 0:11:48The one on the right, kindly donated by Tom, is werewolf blood...
0:11:48 > 0:11:53One will dissolve your organs from the inside out.
0:11:53 > 0:11:57The other will rot your soul, until there's nothing of you left.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04Both will kill you...
0:12:04 > 0:12:07One just more quickly than the other.
0:12:12 > 0:12:16If, at any point in this process, you feel you can no longer resist,
0:12:16 > 0:12:18then these glasses will be here for you.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20All you have to do is ask.
0:12:20 > 0:12:23But if you take one, you must be prepared to die.
0:12:24 > 0:12:27One way or the other... Any questions?
0:12:31 > 0:12:33- Why are you still here? - What do you mean?
0:12:33 > 0:12:37He attacked me, recruited me, took me prisoner.
0:12:37 > 0:12:40You were shocked, you were so hurt.
0:12:40 > 0:12:43But you're still here, still friends.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48Because he's fighting it.
0:12:49 > 0:12:52Every day, he's trying to be something better.
0:12:52 > 0:12:56And I don't know, I guess I admire that. I respect it.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32So, how long was you in that place?
0:13:32 > 0:13:3433 years.
0:13:36 > 0:13:40Have you got an answer machine here? A Bell-Tone 500?
0:13:40 > 0:13:44I doubt it. So what happened, Bobby?
0:13:44 > 0:13:47I went fishing.
0:13:47 > 0:13:49I caught a condom this big.
0:13:51 > 0:13:57That's when it run past. Cut my back and pushed me in the water.
0:13:57 > 0:14:01I was 12. I know that because it was my birthday a month later
0:14:01 > 0:14:05and the whole of my family come round for a barbecue.
0:14:05 > 0:14:08A month later. Oh, mate.
0:14:09 > 0:14:13Mr Rook always says it was quick
0:14:13 > 0:14:15and they wouldn't have felt any pain.
0:14:15 > 0:14:19It weren't your fault.
0:14:19 > 0:14:24Mr Rook always says that I'm a savage and deadly predator
0:14:24 > 0:14:27that society should be protected from.
0:14:27 > 0:14:30He must be right, he drives a Lexus.
0:14:30 > 0:14:34Whatever. You're out now. It's a chance to do things different,
0:14:34 > 0:14:37a chance to make something of yourself.
0:14:37 > 0:14:39Right, come on. We'll start tomorrow.
0:14:39 > 0:14:43I'm going to introduce you to the exciting world of hotel and leisure management.
0:14:43 > 0:14:45HE PANTS NERVOUSLY
0:14:45 > 0:14:47- WOMAN:- Hello, you.- >
0:14:47 > 0:14:49CRUMB SCREAMS
0:14:49 > 0:14:50What's wrong?
0:14:50 > 0:14:57Can't you see her?! It's...thingy.
0:14:57 > 0:14:58Hazel.
0:14:58 > 0:15:04- Hazel. The girl we killed in the flat last night! - There's nothing there.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06It's just the lack of blood.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09Now shut up, I'm trying to concentrate.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16What are you doing?
0:15:16 > 0:15:18In the Archive, they taught how to get loose
0:15:18 > 0:15:21in case we ever got captured by one of your lot. Our lot.
0:15:21 > 0:15:22Nearly there.
0:15:22 > 0:15:25No, I'm all right. Don't worry about me.
0:15:26 > 0:15:29- ALAN'S VOICE:- Don't tell me you're doing this for real.
0:15:29 > 0:15:35- I made a promise to Alex. And Hal. - So? What's that got to do with...?
0:15:35 > 0:15:42Oh, my God. You fancy Alex! That's why you're doing this!
0:15:42 > 0:15:46Oh man, that's funny.
0:15:46 > 0:15:49- HAZEL:- Really, if I wasn't already dead, I would die laughing.
0:15:49 > 0:15:55I'm not listening to you! La la la la la la la la!
0:15:55 > 0:15:59You really think someone like Alex would go for a someone like you?
0:15:59 > 0:16:02Never mind me, that's the delusion.
0:16:02 > 0:16:06Besides, she's totally shagging Hal.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08She's not! They're just friends!
0:16:08 > 0:16:13Please. There's Hal, body of a Greek God.
0:16:13 > 0:16:17Then there's you, body of a Greek waiter.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25Get off! Leave me alone!
0:16:25 > 0:16:29Girls like us never go for guys like you.
0:16:30 > 0:16:34Forget what your mum said. It's not about personality,
0:16:34 > 0:16:39it's not about, "Letting us see the special boy inside."
0:16:39 > 0:16:46I mean, you became a vampire, and you still had to kill me to get me.
0:16:46 > 0:16:48I said, shut up!
0:16:48 > 0:16:50HE SCREAMS
0:16:59 > 0:17:01Totally uncalled for.
0:17:12 > 0:17:14Hello, The Bobby Grand. Barry speaking.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16No. It's the Barry Grand, and you're Bobby.
0:17:16 > 0:17:18Sorry. The Barry Grand and I'm Bobby.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20- Yeah.- The Barry Grand and I'm Bobby.
0:17:20 > 0:17:23Sometimes I like to throw in, "What's the weather like where you are?"
0:17:23 > 0:17:27Gets them nice and relaxed before you tell them the price.
0:17:27 > 0:17:30No, I... This is all moving too fast for me.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33No it's not, you can do it! I did it, so you can too.
0:17:33 > 0:17:34But you're brilliant.
0:17:34 > 0:17:37I think "brilliant" is a bit...
0:17:37 > 0:17:39Am I?
0:17:39 > 0:17:42I don't know, like. It's your decision, mate.
0:17:42 > 0:17:45You are! You own a hotel, you wear a tie.
0:17:45 > 0:17:50I wore a tie for Christmas 2006 and I burned me legs pretty badly.
0:17:50 > 0:17:56How did...? Never mind. Shall we do it again then?
0:17:57 > 0:18:00- Morning, patients!- Where's Alan?
0:18:00 > 0:18:04He got out in the night, he tried to make me drink blood.
0:18:04 > 0:18:05You're here to stop killing!
0:18:05 > 0:18:08I know, that's what I want, but he didn't!
0:18:08 > 0:18:15He was my only friend, and I put a stake through his heart because I want to be clean.
0:18:15 > 0:18:18Look, I didn't touch the blood.
0:18:18 > 0:18:21I could've tested it and drank it and driven the nightmares out,
0:18:21 > 0:18:23but I didn't because I want your help.
0:18:23 > 0:18:25Please don't give up on me yet!
0:18:27 > 0:18:29Let's get started.
0:18:29 > 0:18:33Come on! Feel that burn!
0:18:37 > 0:18:39HE GROANS
0:18:39 > 0:18:47We have...raspberry. Some...vanilla.
0:18:58 > 0:19:01Now what you do is, circle it around the woods basically.
0:19:01 > 0:19:04- Circle it?- On the ground!
0:19:09 > 0:19:13Alex...watch this.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20Hello the Barry Grand. Bobby speaking.
0:19:20 > 0:19:21No...Bobby!
0:19:36 > 0:19:39- < CRUMB:- I'm rolling now. We'll see what we get.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42You'll need that when you get to Yeoman's Market.
0:19:59 > 0:20:03And relax... What did you see?
0:20:03 > 0:20:06My niece. I used to take her to Blackpool.
0:20:06 > 0:20:11She was desperate to ride this old rollercoaster called the Mousetrap,
0:20:11 > 0:20:13so I'd stand her on me foot so she'd look tall enough.
0:20:13 > 0:20:17It was brilliant, she screamed so loud!
0:20:20 > 0:20:24It was the same scream she made when I killed her mum.
0:20:24 > 0:20:25Only that was horrible.
0:20:30 > 0:20:33And it was even worse when I made her stop.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38- I need some blood.- No.
0:20:38 > 0:20:40It's good, you need to feel it.
0:20:40 > 0:20:43Because the next time you want to kill, that's what you remember.
0:20:43 > 0:20:46You hold onto that memory, and you stop.
0:20:46 > 0:20:50Do you understand? You stop.
0:20:52 > 0:20:53What did you think of?
0:20:53 > 0:20:55This isn't about me.
0:20:55 > 0:21:01I need to know you can be clean with things like that in your head.
0:21:01 > 0:21:02Please?
0:21:08 > 0:21:10Sylvie.
0:21:10 > 0:21:12I don't know why.
0:21:13 > 0:21:15That was over 200 years ago.
0:21:17 > 0:21:18What was she like?
0:21:18 > 0:21:21Breath-taking.
0:21:21 > 0:21:23Curious,
0:21:23 > 0:21:26mischievous, opinionated...
0:21:26 > 0:21:28infuriating.
0:21:28 > 0:21:31Delicate one minute, foul mouthed the next.
0:21:33 > 0:21:37My love for her was a physical ache in the pit of my belly
0:21:37 > 0:21:40that I never wanted to be free from.
0:21:43 > 0:21:45Did she know what you were?
0:21:45 > 0:21:48But she thought she could save me.
0:21:48 > 0:21:54She thought her love, her friendship, her body,
0:21:54 > 0:21:57would keep me strong and clean.
0:21:57 > 0:22:02- What happened?- I always have a rough idea of when I am about to...
0:22:05 > 0:22:07..revert.
0:22:09 > 0:22:14But this time, he came from nowhere.
0:22:14 > 0:22:18I was out riding when suddenly I decided to turn my horse round,
0:22:18 > 0:22:22ride back to the house and kill everyone inside it.
0:22:22 > 0:22:26As if I was deciding to change into a warmer coat.
0:22:29 > 0:22:32I worked my way up from the kitchens
0:22:32 > 0:22:35and found her sitting on our bed.
0:22:37 > 0:22:41She didn't look frightened, or even surprised.
0:22:42 > 0:22:44Just disappointed.
0:22:44 > 0:22:48She told me not to blame myself.
0:22:48 > 0:22:51She said it was stupid of her to think she could change me.
0:22:53 > 0:22:54I agreed.
0:22:54 > 0:22:58And then I laughed.
0:23:00 > 0:23:02Ah...
0:23:02 > 0:23:06So that's why you're with Alex now.
0:23:06 > 0:23:07You can't kill her.
0:23:07 > 0:23:09I'm not "with" Alex.
0:23:09 > 0:23:11Really?
0:23:13 > 0:23:16Two decks of cards - dinosaurs and Peppa Pig -
0:23:16 > 0:23:20but Hal - cover your ears - mixed together.
0:23:21 > 0:23:24- Knock yourselves out.- Excuse me.
0:23:27 > 0:23:29Everything OK?
0:23:29 > 0:23:35It makes you think of all the horrible things you wish you'd never done in your life.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37Yeah, I used to get like that on Sambuca.
0:23:38 > 0:23:41So...
0:23:43 > 0:23:45..here we are again.
0:23:47 > 0:23:49This keeps happening.
0:23:49 > 0:23:52I'm not sure about "keeps".
0:23:52 > 0:23:56HE COUGHS
0:23:56 > 0:24:00Do you remember when Hal first brought me here?
0:24:00 > 0:24:03Yeah, probably shouldn't have let you out in retrospect.
0:24:03 > 0:24:06But you did.
0:24:06 > 0:24:08Hmm, what does that tell us?
0:24:08 > 0:24:11How long can we keep up this charade?
0:24:11 > 0:24:14You'd be surprised!
0:24:14 > 0:24:16Alex...
0:24:18 > 0:24:22May I treat you to a fish supper?
0:24:25 > 0:24:27Hold that thought.
0:24:33 > 0:24:38Oh, he just asked me out on a date! At least I think he did anyway.
0:24:38 > 0:24:41He asked me out for a fish supper. Is that an English thing?
0:24:41 > 0:24:42I don't think that's a good idea.
0:24:42 > 0:24:45Yeah, well I wasn't actually considering it.
0:24:45 > 0:24:49I only told you so we could toss our heads back and laugh smugly,
0:24:49 > 0:24:51but once again you have ruined my fun.
0:24:51 > 0:24:55In fact I'm not sure if it's worth continuing with this at all.
0:24:59 > 0:25:02Are we ever truly safe?
0:25:02 > 0:25:06Can we ever really properly assimilate?
0:25:06 > 0:25:10Of course, look at you! I mean, one minute you're knee deep in virgins,
0:25:10 > 0:25:14the next you're having a letter read out on "You and Yours".
0:25:14 > 0:25:15Alex, please.
0:25:15 > 0:25:19No, what you said to Crumb was true, we can have a normal human life.
0:25:19 > 0:25:20Isn't that why we're doing this?
0:25:20 > 0:25:23Not just for Crumb, but for everything.
0:25:23 > 0:25:27The house, job, a Nectar card! It's to be human.
0:25:27 > 0:25:29It's pretending. It's dressing up.
0:25:29 > 0:25:31No, it's keeping us safe.
0:25:31 > 0:25:33It's stopping you from going on a killing spree,
0:25:33 > 0:25:36it's stopping me from going loopy like Mary.
0:25:36 > 0:25:40All we're doing is marking time until the inevitable happens.
0:25:40 > 0:25:41Kind of like life then?
0:25:41 > 0:25:45Hal, we have got to grab every scrap of normality that we can,
0:25:45 > 0:25:49whether that's watching rubbish telly, laughing,
0:25:49 > 0:25:50going on a crap date...
0:25:50 > 0:25:53Going on a crap date!
0:25:53 > 0:25:58- No.- Yeah.- No, you're not serious?
0:25:58 > 0:26:03Hey, I once ate 11 tins of Alphabetti Spaghetti to prove a point.
0:26:03 > 0:26:05This, this is nothing.
0:26:05 > 0:26:07Ha, yeah, I'm going to go out on a date with Crumb.
0:26:07 > 0:26:12And I am going to show you that normality and all those human things are possible.
0:26:12 > 0:26:14Don't get me wrong, if he tries anything,
0:26:14 > 0:26:15I will drop a piano on his head.
0:26:15 > 0:26:19But apart from that, we're going to have a great time.
0:26:19 > 0:26:21A great, normal time. You watch.
0:26:25 > 0:26:28VACUUM CLEANER BLARES
0:26:29 > 0:26:30Bobby.
0:26:32 > 0:26:33Bobby!
0:26:33 > 0:26:35- SHOUTING:- Bobby!
0:26:35 > 0:26:38NOISE STOPS
0:26:38 > 0:26:41I got a present for you, mate.
0:26:47 > 0:26:50It's the Bell-Tone 500.
0:26:50 > 0:26:51Yeah, I got it off the eBay.
0:26:51 > 0:26:53Would you plug it in for me?
0:27:12 > 0:27:15- WOMAN:- 'Hello Bobby-love. Hope you had a good day at school.
0:27:15 > 0:27:19'There's last night's macaroni cheese for your tea so pop it in the oven.
0:27:19 > 0:27:24'My shift finishes at 10, so get yourself to bed after Shoestring. Love you, monkey.'
0:27:24 > 0:27:28Mum finished work late most nights so I'd just let myself in.
0:27:28 > 0:27:33So she'd leave me messages because I liked hearing her voice.
0:27:33 > 0:27:35They erm...
0:27:37 > 0:27:41They let me take the answer phone into the Archive,
0:27:41 > 0:27:43but it got broken in 1997.
0:27:43 > 0:27:46They'd stopped making them by then,
0:27:46 > 0:27:49so I haven't been able to listen to this.
0:27:49 > 0:27:53Well, I'm really pleased you like it.
0:27:53 > 0:27:56You do like it, don't you?
0:27:56 > 0:27:57I love it.
0:27:59 > 0:28:03Bobby! Bobby! Bobby, put him down! My God!
0:28:03 > 0:28:07- Mr Rook!- I knew this would happen! Mr McNair, I can't apologise enough.
0:28:07 > 0:28:10- It's all right, he was just hugging me wasn't he?- Are you all right?
0:28:10 > 0:28:14- Yeah, I'm fine. I just need to sit down for a second. - How did it go with the Chinese?
0:28:14 > 0:28:19Not well. They were more interested in what return they could get from their investment.
0:28:19 > 0:28:21Because keeping the world safe
0:28:21 > 0:28:24clearly isn't enough of a fucking return!
0:28:27 > 0:28:31Anyway. I promised I'd be back before the full moon, so here I am.
0:28:31 > 0:28:36Now then, I was thinking, perhaps I can rig up some emergency lighting in the Archive?
0:28:36 > 0:28:37It's all right.
0:28:37 > 0:28:40Mr Tom said that I can change in the cellar in his house.
0:28:40 > 0:28:42I usually change there, but I'll go to the woods.
0:28:42 > 0:28:43I've done it hundreds of times.
0:28:43 > 0:28:45(He's done it hundreds of times.)
0:28:45 > 0:28:48Yes, but this can't be a permanent arrangement, Bobby.
0:28:48 > 0:28:50We agreed it wouldn't be safe, remember?
0:28:50 > 0:28:53No, listen, I know you love locking people up,
0:28:53 > 0:28:54but I'm looking after Bobby now.
0:28:54 > 0:28:59He's not an animal, he's a nice guy. He's got potential. You could do brilliant things, mate.
0:29:00 > 0:29:04No, Bobby, please! Just keep it inside you, man.
0:29:04 > 0:29:08Mr Tom's going to teach me mountaineering, swimming.
0:29:08 > 0:29:13He's one of the country's most sought-after lifeguards.
0:29:13 > 0:29:15- -- Aren't you? - -- Hello, Mr Rook.
0:29:15 > 0:29:19- Crumb?!- It's Ian, actually.
0:29:19 > 0:29:23But you're... So Hal decided to...?
0:29:23 > 0:29:25Not kill him. No.
0:29:25 > 0:29:29Instead, Ian is working through his issues and making a fresh start.
0:29:29 > 0:29:33Oh yes, I've come a long way from when you made me kill my niece!
0:29:33 > 0:29:36As I told you at the time, that was a tragic accident.
0:29:36 > 0:29:39I thought seeing his family would have a stabilising effect.
0:29:39 > 0:29:44No, it's fine, it's fine! That's all behind me.
0:29:44 > 0:29:51I have developed coping strategies and found positive outlets for my energies.
0:29:51 > 0:29:58In fact, tonight I shall be enjoying a meal with a young lady.
0:30:01 > 0:30:04He means Alex. The ghost.
0:30:04 > 0:30:07And Alan?
0:30:07 > 0:30:09Irredeemable and remorseless.
0:30:09 > 0:30:14He was about to go on a rampage, but thankfully Ian...intervened.
0:30:14 > 0:30:19Well that's... That's wonderful.
0:30:19 > 0:30:22I must confess, I...
0:30:22 > 0:30:27I never imagined that you and Bobby
0:30:27 > 0:30:31would adapt to the world quite so smoothly.
0:30:32 > 0:30:38Clearly my work here, as they say, is done.
0:30:38 > 0:30:43You could work here! One of the maid's has got impetigo.
0:30:43 > 0:30:47You're very kind, but The Ministry for Agriculture...
0:30:47 > 0:30:53are looking for a junior researcher.
0:30:53 > 0:30:56I suppose after running an entire department
0:30:56 > 0:30:59with an annual budget of £100 million,
0:30:59 > 0:31:05it could be considered a bit of a backwards step, but needs must.
0:31:06 > 0:31:10I shall bid you farewell.
0:31:15 > 0:31:18- HATCH:- I'd know that suit anywhere.
0:31:24 > 0:31:27Yes, vampires they were.
0:31:27 > 0:31:34They tied me in chains and incanted spells.
0:31:34 > 0:31:36Savages.
0:31:36 > 0:31:42I thought I was done for. And then there you were! The boys in grey.
0:31:42 > 0:31:46No, I'd be burning in hell if it wasn't for your lot.
0:31:46 > 0:31:50You can imagine my shock when I found one of them was working here?
0:31:50 > 0:31:52And a werewolf too!
0:31:52 > 0:31:56I wanted to get your lot round here with a big net.
0:31:56 > 0:31:57How did you know what they were?
0:31:57 > 0:31:59The vampire's careless.
0:31:59 > 0:32:03Stands in front of mirrors then realises and runs away.
0:32:03 > 0:32:05Someone points a camera at him
0:32:05 > 0:32:07- and he nearly jumps out of the window.- And the wolf?
0:32:07 > 0:32:10Well that was a guess. He disappears every full moon.
0:32:10 > 0:32:14Turns up the next morning, looking knackered.
0:32:14 > 0:32:19Anyway, here you are. Which one of them are you after?
0:32:19 > 0:32:25Neither, I'm afraid. For one thing, they seem to have rehabilitated.
0:32:25 > 0:32:28Oh, you don't believe that, do you?
0:32:28 > 0:32:34Doesn't matter what I believe. My department has been dissolved.
0:32:34 > 0:32:39No, no. This won't do at all.
0:32:40 > 0:32:43I can only spend £12.
0:32:43 > 0:32:47Well, I can't actually eat, so you just knock yourself out.
0:32:47 > 0:32:52Oh. Excellent! Must be nice, knowing you'll never get fat.
0:32:52 > 0:32:54I know what you women are like.
0:32:54 > 0:32:56Mind you, just as well, no-one likes a fat girl.
0:32:56 > 0:33:00And believe me, they are not all jolly.
0:33:02 > 0:33:04- HE CLICKS HIS FINGERS - Waiter.
0:33:04 > 0:33:07SHE LAUGHS
0:33:07 > 0:33:09Waiter!
0:33:11 > 0:33:13How's it going?
0:33:13 > 0:33:17Brilliant. Ian is fascinating.
0:33:17 > 0:33:18Already covered loads of topics.
0:33:18 > 0:33:20My 11 favourite cheeses...
0:33:20 > 0:33:24Yeah, it's a riot. Of normality.
0:33:24 > 0:33:28- Right. Ready to order?- Question.
0:33:28 > 0:33:33Does the "Pommes Anna" come with "Frites"?
0:33:33 > 0:33:36GCSE French. Exam and oral.
0:33:36 > 0:33:38Ooh, la la.
0:33:38 > 0:33:41- Actually "Pommes Anna" is a potato dish...- Mm-hmm.
0:33:42 > 0:33:44But let me ask Chef.
0:33:45 > 0:33:46And for madam?
0:33:46 > 0:33:48Oh, she's not eating.
0:33:48 > 0:33:50- Oh?- She's dead.
0:33:50 > 0:33:53Yes. No, that's er, a fair point.
0:33:54 > 0:33:56You see, I just forget sometimes.
0:33:56 > 0:34:00But you know what? I never had lobster.
0:34:01 > 0:34:02I think I'd have that.
0:34:02 > 0:34:04Not for 28 quid, you wouldn't!
0:34:04 > 0:34:07No, of course. It would be a waste, wouldn't it?
0:34:08 > 0:34:11Very prudent. Good!
0:34:11 > 0:34:14There's a full moon tonight.
0:34:14 > 0:34:18How many werewolves are there in this country?
0:34:18 > 0:34:20About 35 registered.
0:34:20 > 0:34:24We estimate the same number again unknown and at large.
0:34:24 > 0:34:26All those monsters, out there right now.
0:34:26 > 0:34:29It makes your blood run cold.
0:34:29 > 0:34:33And with your department gone, there'll be nothing to stop them.
0:34:33 > 0:34:34It's only a matter of time
0:34:34 > 0:34:41before one attacks, I don't know, a party of Girl Guides out camping.
0:34:41 > 0:34:46- And then they'll be begging you to return.- I don't doubt it.
0:34:46 > 0:34:50It'll be too late for the poor little blighters with their faces ripped off.
0:34:50 > 0:34:51If only the powers that be
0:34:51 > 0:34:56could get a taste of the chaos they're about to create.
0:34:56 > 0:34:58I've tried something like that already.
0:35:01 > 0:35:07Last month, I filmed a vampire killing members of his own family.
0:35:07 > 0:35:12I thought if the minister could see what they were capable of...
0:35:12 > 0:35:14What did he say?
0:35:14 > 0:35:19"This is within allowable parameters of carnage."
0:35:19 > 0:35:21How many does he want?!
0:35:21 > 0:35:25Well that's a very interesting question. How many does he want?
0:35:25 > 0:35:28I'm not sure you can put a figure on it.
0:35:28 > 0:35:31He clearly thinks you can. Well, four? Ten? A dozen?
0:35:33 > 0:35:35I don't know.
0:35:35 > 0:35:37A major policy shift?
0:35:38 > 0:35:39Ten, minimum.
0:35:39 > 0:35:41But the point is...
0:35:41 > 0:35:43That's the problem, isn't it?
0:35:43 > 0:35:46You want to keep it to a minimum, of course,
0:35:46 > 0:35:49but you can't arrange something like that.
0:35:49 > 0:35:53You can't choose how many people they savage.
0:35:53 > 0:35:56You can't contain them in that way.
0:35:58 > 0:35:59What is it, son?
0:36:00 > 0:36:03Nothing, a stupid idea.
0:36:03 > 0:36:04Well, I won't tell a soul.
0:36:04 > 0:36:08Please, sanctity of the confessional and all that.
0:36:09 > 0:36:12The two werewolves here...
0:36:12 > 0:36:15one is going to the woods.
0:36:15 > 0:36:19The other, to his companion's cellar.
0:36:19 > 0:36:24Ah. Yes, yes, yes, yes, I see where you're going.
0:36:24 > 0:36:27If he was not to make it...
0:36:27 > 0:36:31No, no. The guests...
0:36:31 > 0:36:36Widows and sales reps? It's them or the Girl Guides.
0:36:40 > 0:36:44Right, there's the keys. You want to get going in the next ten to be safe.
0:36:44 > 0:36:46- Good luck.- Thanks, Tom.
0:36:48 > 0:36:52Eurgh, flat. It tastes like piss.
0:36:52 > 0:36:55Oh. I'll get you something else.
0:36:55 > 0:36:58- We have a wide selection of bottled beers.- Bottled beer?
0:36:58 > 0:37:02Do I look like a Spaniard? Change the barrel.
0:37:02 > 0:37:04Oh, unless you've got something better to do?
0:37:04 > 0:37:07No, no, it's fine.
0:37:17 > 0:37:18- BOBBY:- I can do this.
0:37:18 > 0:37:23Tom said, "Like a clock, ready to rock.
0:37:23 > 0:37:25"Like a clock, ready to rock.
0:37:25 > 0:37:27"Like a clock, ready to rock.
0:37:27 > 0:37:32"Like a clock, ready to rock..."
0:37:32 > 0:37:35Yes! High five!
0:37:37 > 0:37:39KEYS TURN IN LOCK >
0:37:41 > 0:37:43Hello?
0:37:45 > 0:37:47- THUMPING ON DOOR <- Hello?!
0:37:47 > 0:37:50Help! Please! Hello?
0:37:50 > 0:37:53Hello! The door's shut on me, you've got to let me out!
0:37:55 > 0:37:57I've got to be somewhere very important!
0:37:57 > 0:38:01Please! Please, open the door! Please!
0:38:01 > 0:38:05Please! Please let me out! Please!
0:38:05 > 0:38:10You've got to let me out of here! Please! Please! Please!
0:38:10 > 0:38:14So, if you want to repel an enemy horde,
0:38:14 > 0:38:18or ward off a spell from an evil warlock, what do you do?
0:38:18 > 0:38:22Er, phone a friend, I don't know.
0:38:22 > 0:38:26You use your amulet! It's like you're not listening!
0:38:26 > 0:38:28Can I get you anything else?
0:38:28 > 0:38:33No, we are great! Tell me more about Flaming Dork.
0:38:33 > 0:38:35- Orc.- Whatever.
0:38:35 > 0:38:37Well, just call me if there is.
0:38:37 > 0:38:39Yeah.
0:38:46 > 0:38:47So, what's going on?
0:38:48 > 0:38:49What?
0:38:53 > 0:38:57Hal's just having a little bit of a crisis of faith.
0:38:57 > 0:38:59So I just want to prove to him
0:38:59 > 0:39:03that people like us can still do all the normal stuff we used to -
0:39:03 > 0:39:07you know, like, go for dinner, talk about nothing...
0:39:07 > 0:39:12Right. No, that makes sense.
0:39:12 > 0:39:15See, I thought you were here because you liked me.
0:39:15 > 0:39:19No, it's all right, it's all just slotted into place.
0:39:19 > 0:39:22Wait, I'm not explaining this very well. Er...
0:39:22 > 0:39:23You gave me a look earlier.
0:39:23 > 0:39:27I've not been on many dates, but they both gave me that same look.
0:39:27 > 0:39:31Sort of, irritation and pity.
0:39:31 > 0:39:34I thought, "You're being paranoid, Ian.
0:39:34 > 0:39:37"You're one of the undead now. Things must be different."
0:39:37 > 0:39:43No, Dead Hazel was right. Some stuff follows you everywhere.
0:39:43 > 0:39:45I didn't mean that. I just meant...
0:39:45 > 0:39:47You don't even see me. You just see him.
0:39:47 > 0:39:50- SHOUTING:- You're not the one who's invisible!
0:39:53 > 0:39:54Oh.
0:39:54 > 0:39:58What shall we have for dessert?
0:39:58 > 0:40:01I think I'll have profiteroles.
0:40:01 > 0:40:03Why don't you? Go on.
0:40:05 > 0:40:08Have some fucking profiteroles!
0:40:08 > 0:40:10MOBILE PHONE RINGS
0:40:10 > 0:40:14- Hello?- What's the weather like where you are?
0:40:14 > 0:40:16Bobby? Are you all right, mate?
0:40:16 > 0:40:18Well, I managed to change a beer barrel,
0:40:18 > 0:40:20but now I'm locked in the barrel room.
0:40:20 > 0:40:22- It's OK though.- What?- Isn't it?
0:40:22 > 0:40:25No, Bobby! Someone will hear you, they'll come down!
0:40:25 > 0:40:27TOM AND BOBBY SCREAM
0:40:27 > 0:40:31BOBBY SCREAMS AND GRUNTS
0:40:41 > 0:40:43HE SCREAMS
0:40:52 > 0:40:56HOWLING
0:41:32 > 0:41:33It's done.
0:41:33 > 0:41:37Relax. It's for the greater good.
0:41:40 > 0:41:42Three-card brag?
0:41:42 > 0:41:46I'll just go and see what's going on. Anyone got 50 pence for the meter?
0:41:49 > 0:41:52- LOW GROWLING - Is that your stomach?
0:41:52 > 0:41:53Oh my God.
0:41:55 > 0:41:57Bobby? Bobby!
0:42:03 > 0:42:06You're not hustling me, are you, Captain?
0:42:07 > 0:42:11Everyone stay calm. It's just a stray from outside.
0:42:13 > 0:42:15Come on, Bobby.
0:42:16 > 0:42:18SNARLING Everybody out!
0:42:21 > 0:42:24ALARM SOUNDS
0:42:25 > 0:42:27Bobby! Bobby!
0:42:27 > 0:42:31Bobby! Everybody out!
0:42:31 > 0:42:33- Not you!- What are you doing?
0:42:33 > 0:42:35- Bobby! Bobby!- Bobby! This way!
0:42:35 > 0:42:37No Bobby, come to me.
0:42:37 > 0:42:39He can smell that you're vampires.
0:42:39 > 0:42:42- Lead him away from the humans, get them safe. - Ground-floor west is empty.
0:42:42 > 0:42:44I'm not staying here as bait!
0:42:44 > 0:42:48- Keep him between us and don't let him see you're scared! - Bobby, this way!
0:42:48 > 0:42:51- I can't, I can't!- He's going to lead Bobby to the guests!
0:42:51 > 0:42:53Crumb, don't let him get outside!
0:42:53 > 0:42:54I got it.
0:42:54 > 0:42:58HE SCREAMS AND YELPS
0:42:59 > 0:43:02BOBBY ROARS
0:43:02 > 0:43:05Bobby, no! Bobby!
0:43:08 > 0:43:09I think I've had an accident.
0:43:31 > 0:43:33All in.
0:43:37 > 0:43:39Let's do this.
0:43:40 > 0:43:42ROARING
0:43:42 > 0:43:44Tom?!
0:43:52 > 0:43:53Hal!
0:44:04 > 0:44:05It's all gone wrong.
0:44:07 > 0:44:09I should go and see what's happened.
0:44:09 > 0:44:13It's them. You've got to do something about them.
0:44:13 > 0:44:16Hal and Tom. They'll ruin everything.
0:44:16 > 0:44:19We'll never have the chaos we need while they're around.
0:44:19 > 0:44:21We should try a different approach.
0:44:21 > 0:44:22You can't go back now!
0:44:22 > 0:44:25You've unlocked the door, you've made your choice.
0:44:25 > 0:44:27You're damned already, boy.
0:44:27 > 0:44:29Soaked in blood, you just don't know it.
0:44:31 > 0:44:39Oh. I'm so sorry. Mr Rook, I do apologise, please forgive me.
0:44:39 > 0:44:44It's just maybe our only chance. We haven't finished our game.
0:44:47 > 0:44:49What did you have?
0:44:59 > 0:45:03Ah, the Trinity. Very good.
0:45:03 > 0:45:04Hard to beat.
0:45:04 > 0:45:07But not impossible.
0:45:13 > 0:45:15Do you think Tom'll be OK?
0:45:15 > 0:45:17If he had the wherewithal to protect me,
0:45:17 > 0:45:19we'll just have to hope he can look after Bobby.
0:45:23 > 0:45:25See? Totally normal.
0:45:25 > 0:45:28THEY LAUGH
0:45:36 > 0:45:38- CRUMB:- Isn't this nice?
0:45:40 > 0:45:42You do make a handsome couple.
0:45:42 > 0:45:44Dude, seriously, shut up, all right?
0:45:44 > 0:45:49If a human fancies another human, then they send a flirty text.
0:45:49 > 0:45:55So, is using and humiliating someone else a supernatural thing?
0:45:55 > 0:45:57Cos I'm still getting to grips with it all!
0:45:57 > 0:46:00You've got completely the wrong idea about our relationship.
0:46:00 > 0:46:04I feel frightened and humiliated and it's making me thirsty.
0:46:04 > 0:46:07I need to go home now!
0:46:07 > 0:46:11Yeah, it was a burst pipe, fused the circuits.
0:46:11 > 0:46:15Until it's mended, the whole of West Block is out of commission,
0:46:15 > 0:46:18so move any guests to East Block.
0:46:18 > 0:46:24No, no, no. Don't let anyone enter West Block, do you understand?
0:46:24 > 0:46:29OK, look, there's something I need to...
0:46:29 > 0:46:31I'll be back in 20 minutes.
0:46:33 > 0:46:38The blood-lust will spike occasionally, it's perfectly normal.
0:46:38 > 0:46:43Especially at times of stress. Such as a werewolf attack.
0:46:43 > 0:46:47I'll strap you in the chair overnight, you'll be absolutely fine.
0:46:47 > 0:46:50It's true then? You and Alex?
0:46:50 > 0:46:55It doesn't matter what we feel, the situation...
0:46:55 > 0:46:59Look. Ian. It's been a long night. We'll talk tomorrow.
0:46:59 > 0:47:02Lead on, MacDuff.
0:47:13 > 0:47:16GROANING
0:47:31 > 0:47:33Bobby!
0:47:34 > 0:47:36Where are we?
0:47:39 > 0:47:41Have they locked us up again?
0:47:41 > 0:47:45- No, it's all right, mate. We're at the hotel.- Did we kill anyone?
0:47:45 > 0:47:48No. But it was close. Look, I'm sorry.
0:47:48 > 0:47:53- I should have made sure you were safely locked up at home. - You got here in the end.
0:47:53 > 0:47:56Yeah, but I shouldn't have had to. And it's not just that.
0:47:56 > 0:48:01Erm, I might have exaggerated a bit about some of the things I've done.
0:48:01 > 0:48:04Like, I weren't engaged to Vanessa Mae
0:48:04 > 0:48:07and I ain't got a Commonwealth medal in the discus.
0:48:07 > 0:48:09I just said it to impress you, like.
0:48:09 > 0:48:11I thought as much.
0:48:11 > 0:48:13You didn't need to though.
0:48:13 > 0:48:17- I thought you was brilliant as soon as I met you.- Really?
0:48:17 > 0:48:20Yeah. You had me at "Hotel and Leisure Management".
0:48:24 > 0:48:25Thanks, Bobby.
0:48:25 > 0:48:30Ah. Thought I heard voices. Should I come back in a minute?
0:48:30 > 0:48:34Get off me, Bobby! Inside, always keep it inside.
0:48:36 > 0:48:37It's a fresh start.
0:48:37 > 0:48:40I'm going to go to night-school, get some O-levels.
0:48:40 > 0:48:42I'm going to do a first aid course,
0:48:42 > 0:48:43I'm going to learn a new language
0:48:43 > 0:48:46and Tom says I can stay here permanently.
0:48:46 > 0:48:49Oh, and this was decided when, exactly?
0:48:49 > 0:48:51Erm, I just thought it would be a nice surprise.
0:48:51 > 0:48:53It certainly is that.
0:48:53 > 0:48:56Er, do me a favour, let me know when you're telling Hal.
0:48:56 > 0:48:59There is no way I'm missing that.
0:48:59 > 0:49:01Speaking of Hal, actually, should he not be back?
0:49:01 > 0:49:03Oh, he must have got held up at home.
0:49:03 > 0:49:05I'll go and check. We need some new clothes anyway.
0:49:05 > 0:49:07Cool, I'll come with you.
0:49:07 > 0:49:09Right, Bobby, you're in charge mate, yeah?
0:49:09 > 0:49:12It's still early, so just man the phones
0:49:12 > 0:49:15- and let the kitchen take care of breakfast. Yeah?- Thanks.
0:49:18 > 0:49:21I can do this.
0:49:26 > 0:49:28Oi. Rin Tin Tin.
0:49:31 > 0:49:34What kind of useless werewolf are you?
0:49:34 > 0:49:37- MUMBLING:- You can't even... - I'm sorry sir, I can't hear you.
0:49:37 > 0:49:38Come closer.
0:49:47 > 0:49:49Wakey, wakey, Lord Hal.
0:49:49 > 0:49:53It's not like you need the beauty sleep, is it?
0:49:53 > 0:49:55Not nice, is it?
0:49:55 > 0:49:59Waking up in here, not sure whether you've been bummed or not.
0:49:59 > 0:50:00What do you want?
0:50:00 > 0:50:03I want you to feel helpless and alone.
0:50:03 > 0:50:05All this time, you've been trying to turn me into you.
0:50:05 > 0:50:08Well, I want you to see what my world is like.
0:50:08 > 0:50:10I haven't been trying to turn you into anything.
0:50:10 > 0:50:12I just wanted to remind you of the life you had,
0:50:12 > 0:50:13the life you can have again.
0:50:13 > 0:50:17Yeah, the life I had until you turned me into a vampire, like you!
0:50:19 > 0:50:22Crumb. Ian. You need to let me out.
0:50:22 > 0:50:24That was a laugh, but then back you came
0:50:24 > 0:50:27and said I had to be all clean and tidy, like you.
0:50:27 > 0:50:29Listen to me. I'm not feeling...
0:50:29 > 0:50:32Crumb! He's coming! Let me out!
0:50:32 > 0:50:35I'll never be like you! I'll never look like you!
0:50:35 > 0:50:38I'll never have the things you had. I'll never have Alex!
0:50:38 > 0:50:43You think I will? You think I could ever allow myself to love someone ever again? I'm irredeemable!
0:50:43 > 0:50:47I killed and destroyed everyone I ever cared about. Crumb, let me out!
0:50:49 > 0:50:51What are you do...? Hal?!
0:50:58 > 0:51:00Crumb... Your face.
0:51:00 > 0:51:04You thought you'd lost your reflection, didn't you?
0:51:04 > 0:51:09Well take a good look, boy. This is you.
0:51:09 > 0:51:14This is us. We're not cursed, we are the curse.
0:51:14 > 0:51:16But you said... I can have a life again...
0:51:16 > 0:51:22He lied. You might get 10, 20 or even 50 years.
0:51:22 > 0:51:24If you're lucky and stupid enough to try.
0:51:24 > 0:51:29But it won't last. It'll find you. It always finds you.
0:51:35 > 0:51:37HE GASPS FOR BREATH
0:51:39 > 0:51:41He was here, wasn't he?
0:51:41 > 0:51:48Every day he's getting nearer, like a tidal wave.
0:51:48 > 0:51:52It's not long now. He's going to destroy everything.
0:51:52 > 0:51:55Is that going to be me one day?
0:51:55 > 0:52:00It's the waiting I can't stand. The fight between good and bad.
0:52:00 > 0:52:03I just want it to stop!
0:52:04 > 0:52:06I bet you can relate to that.
0:52:15 > 0:52:17So let's force fate's hand.
0:52:17 > 0:52:20Let's cut to the last chapter.
0:52:25 > 0:52:31Drink the werewolf blood and you save yourself, save everyone else.
0:52:31 > 0:52:36Drink the human blood and you become that monster again.
0:52:36 > 0:52:40For good and proper.
0:52:58 > 0:53:01I half expected you to hit me then.
0:53:01 > 0:53:02Why fight?
0:53:04 > 0:53:06Exactly.
0:53:10 > 0:53:13Dealer's choice.
0:53:28 > 0:53:30- Cheers. - ALEX:- Hal?
0:53:35 > 0:53:36Iechyd da.
0:53:36 > 0:53:38What are you two doing down...?
0:53:44 > 0:53:46Looks like I win.
0:54:03 > 0:54:05What's going on?!
0:54:05 > 0:54:07Hal, were you going to drink that?
0:54:07 > 0:54:10I don't know.
0:54:11 > 0:54:14I really don't know.
0:54:15 > 0:54:17Bobby! Bobby?
0:54:19 > 0:54:20HE SNIFFS THE AIR
0:54:22 > 0:54:25He's in here, must be having a nap.
0:54:36 > 0:54:39Thank you for doing this. I'm sorry, I know it must...
0:54:39 > 0:54:41My department is closed!
0:54:41 > 0:54:45You don't know how many favours I had to call in for this!
0:54:45 > 0:54:47And to cover up that mess last night...
0:54:47 > 0:54:48I think we're quits on favours.
0:54:52 > 0:54:56I don't understand, he was so happy.
0:54:56 > 0:54:59He was looking forward to moving in and everything.
0:54:59 > 0:55:03He was what?! Which would have been great fun.
0:55:03 > 0:55:06It's my fault, it was the shock of last night.
0:55:06 > 0:55:07I should've made sure he'd got home safe.
0:55:17 > 0:55:19This doesn't make sense.
0:55:19 > 0:55:22Something must have happened.
0:56:13 > 0:56:17- She made me feel things. - What things?- Feelings.
0:56:17 > 0:56:20Please, you must have leftover stock...
0:56:20 > 0:56:21What's up with you tonight?
0:56:24 > 0:56:27Every time I think I know who you are, it turns out I'm wrong.
0:56:27 > 0:56:29Usually because someone's dead!
0:56:29 > 0:56:32HE LAUGHS
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