0:00:02 > 0:00:07'This programme contains very strong language.'
0:00:07 > 0:00:10- Rat duty.- Ratageddon.- OK. I've got seven job reports to get off to WIS,
0:00:10 > 0:00:13so can we skip the discussion and just slaughter the rodents?
0:00:13 > 0:00:17The disgusting, diseased rodents with their scaly tales. Eugh!
0:00:18 > 0:00:21We're going to shoot us some vermin!
0:00:21 > 0:00:24I don't want to. Rats are sweet wee things.
0:00:24 > 0:00:27Well, how about taking one for the team and just getting on with it.
0:00:27 > 0:00:29Nah! I'm not getting involved. Let's just do this.
0:00:29 > 0:00:32You go and do your job reports, boss, I've got this.
0:00:32 > 0:00:35Unfortunately, I have to supervise because, after the last rat shoot,
0:00:35 > 0:00:38you all ended up on the notice board as CQ's Twats of The Week.
0:00:38 > 0:00:41- That was harsh. - You shot up two quad bikes!
0:00:41 > 0:00:44- The Verminator will not be stopped.- Towerblock?
0:00:44 > 0:00:45OK! Let's do this.
0:00:45 > 0:00:48- Whoa!- Bit unnecessary!
0:00:49 > 0:00:52- Let battle commence. - I want a combat shotgun.
0:00:52 > 0:00:55- Can we start?- I'm not starting unless I've got a combat shotgun.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57Towerblock, just give me a combat shotgun.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59Borrowing this cost me a packet of Hobnobs.
0:00:59 > 0:01:03Oh, my God, it's like running a creche. Start, please, now!
0:01:03 > 0:01:06- I refuse to shoot a rat. - Oh, grow a pair, will you?
0:01:06 > 0:01:09Can we have no more interruptions! PLEASE!
0:01:09 > 0:01:12- Mind if I join? - Aa-a-agh! Yes, certainly, sir.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14- Rats! Exciting. - Everyone ready?
0:01:31 > 0:01:33No!
0:03:28 > 0:03:30- He's not in his quarters. - Not in the cookhouse.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33- Comms room?- I looked there. - Maybe he killed himself.- What?
0:03:33 > 0:03:36I'm just saying it's a depressing job, he has the means
0:03:36 > 0:03:41and, let's be honest, we've all... Ah, boss! Good to see you.
0:03:41 > 0:03:42Boss, message from WIS.
0:03:43 > 0:03:47- Where were you?- Ammo store. - I looked there.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Yes, I was in the other ammo store.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51There's another ammo store?
0:03:51 > 0:03:52Yeah, well, I mean, I was taking a shit.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55You never heard it called the ammo store before?
0:03:55 > 0:03:57- Good name! - Does everyone call it that?
0:03:57 > 0:03:59Boss. They said it was urgent.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01- Bloody hell.- What is it?
0:04:01 > 0:04:04- Our bomber got someone. - Who?- Shit!
0:04:04 > 0:04:07Hit a close protection unit in Red Three One. One fatality.
0:04:07 > 0:04:14- Fuck!- Secondary in the ICP. Low metal. Same orange wire.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16This could have been us.
0:04:16 > 0:04:20Shit. What a waste. It could've been Simon.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24- Bloody hell, Mac!- Too much?
0:04:24 > 0:04:27Thanks for this, Bird. I'm going to get on with these forensics.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29Boss, if you need us...
0:04:31 > 0:04:32Post?
0:04:34 > 0:04:35Success with the rats?
0:04:35 > 0:04:38It was fucking mint. Rat bits everywhere!
0:04:38 > 0:04:41Aye. Rocket just stood there like a lemon!
0:04:41 > 0:04:42Rats are cute wee things!
0:04:42 > 0:04:45Are they fuck. Your mum is a cute wee thing.
0:04:45 > 0:04:48- Rats are furry and stupid. - That's no fair.
0:04:48 > 0:04:51No. They're vicious little bastards with their evil little pink eyes
0:04:51 > 0:04:53and... bleurgh.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56Ha-ha! My da's got a new girlfriend. The old dog!
0:04:56 > 0:05:00- I bet she is.- Aye. Probably some rough old tart from Greenock.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03Oh, no, no, no, no, no, she's quite pretty, actually.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05What do we think, guys?
0:05:05 > 0:05:08What the fuck? Give it back!
0:05:08 > 0:05:09Is everything all right?
0:05:09 > 0:05:11It's Lorna fucking Monroe!
0:05:13 > 0:05:14Are you crying?
0:05:14 > 0:05:17She was the year above me in high school.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20What? Your dad's going out with your high school girlfriend?
0:05:20 > 0:05:24- Hoh! Hoh! - She was never my girlfriend.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26I had a photo of her on my bedroom wall.
0:05:26 > 0:05:33Every day, I'd come home and look at it and I'd tug one off.
0:05:33 > 0:05:37Oh! Everyone! Look! Look! He's totally crying!
0:05:37 > 0:05:38This isn't funny, Simon.
0:05:38 > 0:05:43Poor wee Mac, weeping like a lassie!
0:05:43 > 0:05:46- All right, Simon. - Fuck you. Fuck all of you.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49And especially, fuck you!
0:05:50 > 0:05:52Good team work, guys! Supportive.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56Good talking down to us, Mary. Annoying.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10Oh. Hello, sir.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12Nick. So, you've discovered my little sun trap.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15Your little... It's just when I came up, there was
0:06:15 > 0:06:18- nothing and now there are... - Tulips?
0:06:18 > 0:06:21Yeah, I was just hoping this would be a handy little corner
0:06:21 > 0:06:22to get away from my team, you know?
0:06:22 > 0:06:25If you'd like me to water those for you so you can get on with...
0:06:25 > 0:06:28No. Rather enjoy giving my girls a shower. Relaxing.
0:06:30 > 0:06:35Yeah, it's just I really wanted to get this forensic profile done.
0:06:37 > 0:06:41- In the quiet. - You find tulips noisy?
0:06:41 > 0:06:42- How eccentric!- No, I mean...
0:06:42 > 0:06:44Anyway, would you mind looking after my chair?
0:06:44 > 0:06:47I need to visit the ammo store.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49- Your chair? - If you wouldn't mind.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01Eh... Mac, I've got something to show you.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Is he still in a mood about Lorna?
0:07:08 > 0:07:10She's no longer the girl I fell in love with,
0:07:10 > 0:07:12and I have to accept that.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15It's that arsehole, Simon.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21I've got something that'll cheer you up.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23- You've killed him?- No.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26Won't cheer me up, then.
0:07:26 > 0:07:29- What's this thing?- Nothing.
0:07:29 > 0:07:32Show me, or I'll take a dump in your doss bag.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37OK.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48- So what is it, then?- Sh!
0:07:54 > 0:07:56Sweet!
0:07:56 > 0:07:59No! I saved it! As a pet.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02He's called Smokey.
0:08:02 > 0:08:06- A pet? Hang on, didn't you have a cat called Smokey?- Aye.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09We called him that, cos me and my brother tried to make him smoke.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11You know, for the internet.
0:08:11 > 0:08:15Oh, whatever. You're going to need a cage.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18No. Animals should be allowed to roam free.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21And to smoke, apparently.
0:08:21 > 0:08:22I suppose it would be a nice cage.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25With a play area and a water feature.
0:08:28 > 0:08:29Come on, then.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47Just thought this would be easier.
0:08:47 > 0:08:48It doesn't look easier.
0:09:01 > 0:09:05MUSIC PLAYS LOUDLY
0:09:22 > 0:09:24We could teach him to beg!
0:09:24 > 0:09:26When we had a dog, we tried to teach him how to beg.
0:09:26 > 0:09:30- Let me guess what the dog was called. Smokey?- You knew him?
0:09:30 > 0:09:35A lucky guess. How did you teach him to beg?
0:09:35 > 0:09:38We just didnae feed him. But he never learnt.
0:09:38 > 0:09:43Or he was too proud. And then he died.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46Oi, you two, we've got... Aa-a-argh! Shit!
0:09:46 > 0:09:47No! He's a pet.
0:09:47 > 0:09:51A pet? Eugh! How can you?
0:09:51 > 0:09:56With its scaly tail and tiny fucking hands.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59I never thought you'd be afraid of rats.
0:09:59 > 0:10:00I'm not!
0:10:01 > 0:10:04- You so are!- No, I'm not. And we've got a shout on.
0:10:04 > 0:10:05Move your arse!
0:10:15 > 0:10:18You can't see anything with this shitty little drone.
0:10:18 > 0:10:19I think it's cool. Give us a go.
0:10:19 > 0:10:24Seriously? It's basically a kite with a webcam.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26You want the Reaper drone?
0:10:28 > 0:10:31Oh, Achmed! Ah!
0:10:35 > 0:10:38- I can make some calls. - No, it's too low. Take it higher.
0:10:38 > 0:10:41- Oh, are you worried you'll see a rat? - Fuck off, Towerblock!
0:10:41 > 0:10:44It's all right. Loads of girls are scared of rats.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46Yeah! You've really worked me out. Girly Bird.
0:10:46 > 0:10:49- Scared of rats. - Your words, not mine.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51I will shove that controller up your tiny...
0:10:51 > 0:10:54- Children! Will you please...?- Boss, I don't like these atmospherics.
0:10:54 > 0:10:56This terrain is ambush heaven.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59Good. Working! Thank you.
0:10:59 > 0:11:03So if anyone sees anything, anything, I want to know about it.
0:11:05 > 0:11:07Towerblock?
0:11:07 > 0:11:12There's a rock formation shaped like a cock and balls.
0:11:12 > 0:11:16For fuck's sake, Corporal! I'm trying to... Yeah! Nice one.
0:11:17 > 0:11:20- Right, I'm going down there. - Boss on the move!
0:11:25 > 0:11:29The girl he once loved. In the arms of his father.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31The father he once loved.
0:11:33 > 0:11:36In the girl he once loved.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39Sorry, sorry, shouldn't mock. You might cry again.
0:11:39 > 0:11:41- I'm no' going to cry.- What again?
0:11:43 > 0:11:44- Oh, Rocket.- Skip?
0:11:44 > 0:11:46Could you fetch him a couple of Kleenexes?
0:11:46 > 0:11:48One for when he wanks over Lorna,
0:11:48 > 0:11:50and one for when he cries about it afterwards.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52Fucking leave it out, skip!
0:11:52 > 0:11:53Too much? Eh? Oh!
0:11:58 > 0:12:02Just tell me you've slipped up. One fingerprint.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04That's all I need.
0:12:06 > 0:12:11- Boss? Boss!- Boss!
0:12:14 > 0:12:17Two groups of fighting age males approaching from the west, boss.
0:12:17 > 0:12:20- Sounds a bit warry. How long? - Eight to 12 minutes.
0:12:20 > 0:12:23Shit! Towerblock, get the hook and line. Now.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27Seriously, boss, in eight minutes?
0:12:27 > 0:12:30Seriously, I would have had a lot longer to do this than eight minutes
0:12:30 > 0:12:32if you two hadn't been pissing about with your kite.
0:12:32 > 0:12:35Now will you let me get this thing out off the ground and maybe
0:12:35 > 0:12:39we can nail the fucker that killed one of our guys yesterday.
0:12:48 > 0:12:51Do it!
0:12:56 > 0:12:57- How long?- Five to seven.
0:12:57 > 0:13:00Maybe eight if they stop to admire the cock and balls.
0:13:00 > 0:13:02- Hook and line, boss? - No, there's no time.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04I'll get whatever there is out off the ground.
0:13:04 > 0:13:05Get us a couple of evidence bags.
0:13:07 > 0:13:10- Eyes on. - Three to five minutes, boss
0:13:10 > 0:13:11Roger that.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19Got it. Let's go.
0:13:20 > 0:13:25Well done, team. Good work, everyone.
0:13:27 > 0:13:32MUSIC PLAYS
0:13:54 > 0:13:57COFFEE MAKER HISSES
0:14:04 > 0:14:10- Sir?- Nick.- Sir, there's this persistent noise that...
0:14:13 > 0:14:16Espresso! Wow!
0:14:16 > 0:14:19Thought you'd be more surprised by the pizza oven.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27- Hello?- Padre.
0:14:27 > 0:14:30Mac. Is everything OK?
0:14:30 > 0:14:34I know you've been getting a bit of stick off your team.
0:14:34 > 0:14:39Aye. Especially Simon. Jesus, that guy is a cunt.
0:14:39 > 0:14:44Oh, sorry, ma'am. Didn't mean to say Jesus.
0:14:45 > 0:14:46That's all right.
0:14:47 > 0:14:50Well, in Matthew's gospel, Jesus says,
0:14:50 > 0:14:53"Why do you look at the speck of dust in your brother's eye
0:14:53 > 0:14:55"when you have a plank in your own?"
0:14:56 > 0:15:01Ah, right, got ya. You're saying Simon's a plank?
0:15:01 > 0:15:04- No, I...- You're saying I'm a plank? - No, I'm...
0:15:04 > 0:15:06Look, who's the plank in this scenario?
0:15:06 > 0:15:09I'm saying you're a hypocrite! Sorry, it's just that
0:15:09 > 0:15:13if you stopped ripping the piss out of everyone the whole time,
0:15:13 > 0:15:16or even said sorry once in a while, they'd be easier on you!
0:15:16 > 0:15:18So, I'm a plank. Fair enough.
0:15:20 > 0:15:21Doesn't mean Simon's not a cunt.
0:15:21 > 0:15:25Mmm. Leave it with me.
0:15:29 > 0:15:33Any second now, Bird's going to shit herself like my one-year-old
0:15:33 > 0:15:34after a bhuna.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38Are you sure Smokey'll be all right in there?
0:15:38 > 0:15:42Smokey will enjoy it. He's playing a trick on Bird.
0:15:45 > 0:15:48- I dunno.- Rats have got a great sense of humour.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56Knock, knock?
0:15:56 > 0:15:59Is everything all right?
0:16:01 > 0:16:03- Where is he?- Hmmm?- Smokey?!
0:16:03 > 0:16:06What the fuck are you two playing at?
0:16:06 > 0:16:08We put the rat in your tent to shit you up.
0:16:08 > 0:16:12- Right. Well, I am going to... Aa-a-agh!- Smokey!
0:16:12 > 0:16:14What! Thought that was...
0:16:15 > 0:16:17Not scared, just surprised.
0:16:17 > 0:16:21Shite! We've got to find him!
0:16:21 > 0:16:24Too late, mate. If he's seen outside, he'll be toast.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26- Thank fuck!- What? No!
0:16:26 > 0:16:29- I never even taught him to smoke! - Oh, come on, Rocket.
0:16:29 > 0:16:32He's my pet and you lost him!
0:16:33 > 0:16:36- All right, we'll help you find him. - We?- Yeah.
0:16:36 > 0:16:39- We, cos we're all team players. - Fuck off!
0:16:39 > 0:16:42- You can fly the drone. - Fuck on.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49Mac, I want to apologise.
0:16:49 > 0:16:51Those things I said earlier...
0:16:53 > 0:16:56- Out of line.- Aye.
0:16:56 > 0:16:59I want to help you. So if you want to talk.
0:17:03 > 0:17:06I know the trials of the heart are painful.
0:17:06 > 0:17:11When Charlotte and I broke up, I'll be honest, I did shed a tear.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16Aye. I remember.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20I was with Charlotte for 14 years.
0:17:20 > 0:17:23It would be weird if I hadn't cried.
0:17:23 > 0:17:27- So I understand... - OK. Rewind. 14 years?
0:17:27 > 0:17:28- Serious?- Yes.
0:17:28 > 0:17:33So, Charlotte is the only woman you've ever slept with?!
0:17:33 > 0:17:37Well, yes.
0:17:37 > 0:17:40- What?- You're practically a virgin!!
0:17:40 > 0:17:46No, because I slept with her a lot. Many, many times.
0:17:46 > 0:17:48Well, once a week. Depending.
0:17:48 > 0:17:51This is class. Simon, the virgin.
0:17:51 > 0:17:57I was trying to be nice! Well, fuck you, Mac.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59HE LAUGHS
0:18:07 > 0:18:08Smokey.
0:18:09 > 0:18:16Smokey. Smokey. Are you really going to be able to see Smokey with that?
0:18:16 > 0:18:18No, but if she didn't get to use it,
0:18:18 > 0:18:21she wouldn't have helped, being scared of rats and all.
0:18:25 > 0:18:27Do you need this much height for pizza?
0:18:27 > 0:18:29No. But you do if you also want to roast a chicken.
0:18:29 > 0:18:34- Nice.- Very interesting dish, pizza. It's all about harmony.
0:18:34 > 0:18:36Different ingredients working together.
0:18:36 > 0:18:40A sort of culinary team, if you will.
0:18:40 > 0:18:45- Sir.- And each of those ingredients vastly diminished on its own.
0:18:45 > 0:18:48- Like I always say, there's no 'I' in pizza.- Erm...
0:18:50 > 0:18:51Shit. They've spotted us.
0:18:56 > 0:18:59Pair of bloody Ruperts with their own little private club.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04But what about the rat?
0:19:04 > 0:19:05Here he comes now.
0:19:07 > 0:19:10Ah! Nick team player Medhurst.
0:19:10 > 0:19:13That's my name. But with an insult in the middle.
0:19:13 > 0:19:14Got a little VIP area, have you?
0:19:14 > 0:19:17Just trying to get a bit of headspace so I can build up
0:19:17 > 0:19:18a profile of this bomber.
0:19:18 > 0:19:21Oh! And your team can't help you with that?
0:19:21 > 0:19:25PHONE RINGS
0:19:25 > 0:19:29Yep. Yep, OK.
0:19:29 > 0:19:32Three devices a few hundred yards apart.
0:19:32 > 0:19:35And there's a convoy coming through at 0900, so we need to move.
0:19:35 > 0:19:41- OK.- Come on, then. Or have you got your own private bomb to defuse?
0:19:44 > 0:19:47MUSIC PLAYS
0:19:54 > 0:19:56OK, Towerblock, I want to get
0:19:56 > 0:19:59all these devices out intact before the light goes.
0:19:59 > 0:20:01- Get the hook and line ready. - Yes, boss.
0:20:04 > 0:20:05So, Simon's a virgin?
0:20:05 > 0:20:13- Basically, aye.- No. I have had sex many times with Charlotte.
0:20:13 > 0:20:18We must have done it 600 times. Probably less than that. But, anyway.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20See? Virgin.
0:20:20 > 0:20:21Eyes on.
0:20:26 > 0:20:28Hello, device number one.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30I shall be your ATO for the afternoon.
0:20:41 > 0:20:44- How long's he been down there? - 90 minutes and counting.
0:20:44 > 0:20:47- Shit.- OK, Towerblock, I think I've got all of the first device.
0:20:47 > 0:20:50We'll hook and line it, then I'll go back for the other two.
0:20:52 > 0:20:54Sunset's in half an hour, boss.
0:21:00 > 0:21:02Maybe one's enough.
0:21:03 > 0:21:05We'll blow the other two.
0:21:05 > 0:21:10Working in the dark, or camping out. It's too dangerous.
0:21:10 > 0:21:12You're my team, so I look after you.
0:21:12 > 0:21:17No, boss. We're your team, we look after you.
0:21:17 > 0:21:20- You sure? - Personally, nah.
0:21:20 > 0:21:24But I signed a contract to look after some lanky posh twat.
0:21:24 > 0:21:27So, might as well.
0:21:27 > 0:21:30Yep. We can mitigate threats. I'll talk to the platoon commander.
0:21:30 > 0:21:33If I don't have to go home to Mrs Faruq, that's good for me.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35Happy to do it, boss.
0:21:35 > 0:21:39No, sorry, I have got to get back to find Smokey.
0:21:39 > 0:21:43OK, we'll camp out, and start up again at 0500,
0:21:43 > 0:21:46that'll give me time before the convoy comes through.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48Crack on.
0:21:50 > 0:21:52MUSIC PLAYS
0:22:05 > 0:22:12This makes a nice change, eh? Comrades together. Out here.
0:22:12 > 0:22:13Sleeping under the stars.
0:22:17 > 0:22:20Oh, look! Shooting star. Make a wish.
0:22:20 > 0:22:21SOUNDS OF GUNFIRE
0:22:21 > 0:22:23Oh, shit!
0:22:23 > 0:22:25Which dickwad wished for that?
0:22:25 > 0:22:26Jesus!
0:22:28 > 0:22:32Boss, I want you, Bird and Towerblock in cover.
0:22:32 > 0:22:36- I'm here, I can... - Boss, you do the bombs, we do this.
0:22:48 > 0:22:51Copy that.
0:22:51 > 0:22:53Three hostiles approaching along tree line.
0:22:53 > 0:22:57200m. 150m.
0:22:58 > 0:23:00- Think I've got one skip.- Yep!
0:23:04 > 0:23:09- No.- 100 metres. Fix bayonets.
0:23:09 > 0:23:12- Serious? - Yep! Let's go and find them.
0:23:27 > 0:23:32God, I'm knackered. Never slept all night in a Mastiff before.
0:23:32 > 0:23:34I'd say the same, if I'd actually got any sleep.
0:23:38 > 0:23:42I'm sorry, lads, I know it was a rough night for you.
0:23:42 > 0:23:46You could say that. It was pretty full-on, wasn't it?
0:23:46 > 0:23:47Fucking was. Aye.
0:23:49 > 0:23:50I was shitting myself.
0:23:50 > 0:23:55The whole time I was thinking, if I die, who'll look after Smokey?
0:23:55 > 0:23:58Right, that's number three. Let's go home.
0:23:59 > 0:24:03MUSIC PLAYS
0:24:11 > 0:24:14- Has Medhurst disappeared again? - Don't believe this.
0:24:14 > 0:24:18After all that, he's gone off to his bloody officer's mess!
0:24:18 > 0:24:21- We need to find my pet.- Argh! - Come on, Bird!
0:24:21 > 0:24:24You know what? No. OK, I'm afraid of rats.
0:24:26 > 0:24:27You want to know why?
0:24:29 > 0:24:33When I was seven, we lived in this really old house.
0:24:33 > 0:24:37And every night, I would hear this scratching sound.
0:24:38 > 0:24:40Yeah?
0:24:40 > 0:24:46So, one night, I got up. The house was completely silent.
0:24:47 > 0:24:52I went downstairs, and there across the hallway,
0:24:52 > 0:24:56were these tiny, bloody footprints.
0:24:56 > 0:24:57Shit!
0:24:58 > 0:25:00So, I went into the kitchen.
0:25:00 > 0:25:05And there, in front of me, dripping with blood...
0:25:05 > 0:25:06A KITTEN!
0:25:06 > 0:25:09So, yeah, I'm afraid of rats. But you're afraid of kittens.
0:25:09 > 0:25:11So, I win.
0:25:11 > 0:25:14Guys, I got these for you.
0:25:15 > 0:25:17An invitation?
0:25:17 > 0:25:219:30 on the rooftop terrace for brunch.
0:25:21 > 0:25:25We've got an hour to find Smokey. I lost my rat.
0:25:25 > 0:25:28Aye, and Simon lost his virginity Oh, no, wait a minute.
0:25:28 > 0:25:33- He hasn't. - Charlotte and I did it a lot. Loads.
0:25:33 > 0:25:38- In both positions.- Mac. Maybe this is the time to say sorry.
0:25:38 > 0:25:41Just clear the air with Simon and the rest of your team.
0:25:43 > 0:25:45OK. OK.
0:25:46 > 0:25:48Bluestone 42,
0:25:48 > 0:25:51I'd like to apologise to each of yous for all my piss taking.
0:25:52 > 0:25:54Simon.
0:25:54 > 0:25:59You're a huge prick, but it's wrong of me to repeatedly point that out.
0:25:59 > 0:26:01Rocket.
0:26:01 > 0:26:04I'm sorry I keep saying I fancy your mum,
0:26:04 > 0:26:07but she is super fucking hot and I definitely would.
0:26:07 > 0:26:09- Away tae fuck. - Mac, that's probably...
0:26:09 > 0:26:13No, no. You were right, padre, this feels brilliant.
0:26:13 > 0:26:15- Towerblock... - Well, this should be good.
0:26:15 > 0:26:18You blether on about being from the North, but at the end of the day,
0:26:18 > 0:26:22you're still an English poof, but that's OK, because I accept that.
0:26:22 > 0:26:24Bird...
0:26:24 > 0:26:27Mac, I think I speak for the whole team here when I...
0:26:27 > 0:26:31- Oh!- Towerblock!
0:26:34 > 0:26:35Come on, guys!
0:26:37 > 0:26:39Nice work, padre.
0:26:39 > 0:26:42I presume this is some sort of team building exercise?
0:26:44 > 0:26:45Looks done to a turn.
0:26:47 > 0:26:52- Ah, guests.- Here we are. - This is a Gucci wee spot.
0:26:52 > 0:26:56And today it's even better, because we have English breakfast pizza!
0:26:57 > 0:27:01- Awesome. - Also, chicken pizza.
0:27:01 > 0:27:04- Holy shit. - I wanted to say thank you.
0:27:04 > 0:27:07I'm glad to be part of such a brilliant team.
0:27:07 > 0:27:10After all, there's no 'I' in Pizza.
0:27:10 > 0:27:13Corporal House, you did say you killed all the rats, didn't you?
0:27:13 > 0:27:15- I think so, sir. - Then who's this little chap?
0:27:17 > 0:27:19Smokey!
0:27:19 > 0:27:20NO!
0:27:20 > 0:27:22Nobody messes with my tulips.
0:27:22 > 0:27:26You was the best friend I ever had!
0:27:26 > 0:27:28Look, Rocket, pizza.
0:27:28 > 0:27:30Ooh! Brilliant! Breakfast!
0:27:35 > 0:27:38Boss, I'm sorry I gave you a hard time over this secret place.
0:27:38 > 0:27:40It's not bad, is it?
0:27:40 > 0:27:43Yeah. Don't know why there's that danger keep out sign downstairs.
0:27:43 > 0:27:45No. I don't know why no-one was using it. I reckon we could...
0:27:45 > 0:27:48GUNFIRE
0:27:48 > 0:27:49- That's why.- There it is!
0:27:53 > 0:27:54My girls!