0:00:01 > 0:00:04# Hey, Mr Dream Seller, where have you been?
0:00:04 > 0:00:08# Tell me, have you dreams I can see?
0:00:10 > 0:00:15# I came along just to bring you this song
0:00:15 > 0:00:19# Can you spare one dream for me? #
0:00:25 > 0:00:28SHE GASPS Judy, night before the wedding...
0:00:28 > 0:00:30Any last words as a virgin?
0:00:30 > 0:00:33- Ha-ha, very funny!- Oh, come on, this is your wedding video.
0:00:33 > 0:00:36You'll have this for the rest of your life.
0:00:36 > 0:00:38So, how are you feeling?
0:00:38 > 0:00:40Erm, good. Nervous, but good.
0:00:40 > 0:00:42Go on.
0:00:42 > 0:00:45Erm, OK... Well, er, I'd just like to say I'm really excited...
0:00:45 > 0:00:48All right, that's fine. You do me. Sit down.
0:00:48 > 0:00:52So, it's the night before Judy's wedding,
0:00:52 > 0:00:56and welcome to me! JUDY LAUGHS
0:00:56 > 0:00:59I want to wish the happy couple a lovely honeymoon in Wales.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02In fact, when I asked Leo what he had planned after today,
0:01:02 > 0:01:04he said he's going to bang 'er for a fortnight!
0:01:04 > 0:01:06Hoo-ha! What do you think?
0:01:06 > 0:01:08No.
0:01:08 > 0:01:11Ooooh! What have we got here?
0:01:11 > 0:01:14Hello. It's the seating plan.
0:01:14 > 0:01:16Mum, it's a buffet. People can sit where they like.
0:01:16 > 0:01:21Oh, you say that, but it's very dangerous to let Uncle Walter
0:01:21 > 0:01:24sit next to Hazel from the dry cleaners.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27You know what happened last time... with that chocolate eclair.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30Leo's only had one girlfriend prior to Judy,
0:01:30 > 0:01:33and I'm glad to say that they kept in touch for over two years...
0:01:33 > 0:01:37But then me mam wanted a vac with a bit more suction.
0:01:37 > 0:01:38No.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40BOTH: # Get me to the church
0:01:40 > 0:01:42# Get me to the church
0:01:42 > 0:01:45# Be sure and get me to the church
0:01:45 > 0:01:47# On time! #
0:01:47 > 0:01:49All right, all done?
0:01:49 > 0:01:52# I'm getting married in the morning! #
0:01:52 > 0:01:54Are you still filming?
0:01:54 > 0:01:59I once read that the best man speech should be no longer than it takes the happy couple to make love.
0:01:59 > 0:02:03So, ladies and gentlemen, I give you Mr and Mrs Macdonald.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05Boof!
0:02:05 > 0:02:07Drop the mic!
0:02:07 > 0:02:11No, no, no and, er, no.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13Are you all right, love?
0:02:13 > 0:02:16I'm OK. A few butterflies in my tummy.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19Aww! Have you been to the toilet?
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Who'd have thought it?
0:02:21 > 0:02:23I still can't quite believe my luck.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25Oh, it's not luck, love.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27You deserve it all.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30Leo is a very lucky young man.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32And don't you ever forget that.
0:02:32 > 0:02:33Oh, Mum!
0:02:33 > 0:02:34Oh!
0:02:34 > 0:02:37No, you're going to have to do it again.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39My battery died. Wait there.
0:02:39 > 0:02:43I'll put Charlie on the sofa tonight.
0:02:43 > 0:02:44I was going to put him in with James,
0:02:44 > 0:02:47but the poor lad's been through enough in his life already.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49Thanks, Mam.
0:02:49 > 0:02:52Here, give us that.
0:02:52 > 0:02:53- I'll run the iron over it.- Oh.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55Did you get the new underwear I told you to?
0:02:55 > 0:02:59Yes, Mam. Special wedding pants, special wedding socks, special wedding shirt...
0:02:59 > 0:03:03- Oh, did you pick up my suit from the dry cleaners?- What?
0:03:03 > 0:03:04Oh, Mam, tell us you didn't.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06- Leo!- Oh, Mam, I'm joking!
0:03:06 > 0:03:08- Oh...! - HE LAUGHS
0:03:08 > 0:03:10What do you think that is - me tracksuit?
0:03:10 > 0:03:13Before I forget...
0:03:13 > 0:03:15this is for you.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19- What's this?- It's a letter.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21Yes, I can see that. Who's it's from?
0:03:21 > 0:03:23It's from me to you.
0:03:23 > 0:03:25Mam, I'm right here. You could just tell us.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27We could just have a conversation.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30Some things, Leo, you just want to put in writing.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35No, don't open it now!
0:03:35 > 0:03:37The food's about to arrive. Wait till later.
0:03:45 > 0:03:46Where's Jackie?
0:03:46 > 0:03:48She's upstairs, shaving her legs.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51- Ahh!- Can you not hear the hedge trimmer?
0:03:51 > 0:03:55Dean! You're a cheeky monkey, you are!
0:03:55 > 0:03:57- It's dead.- What is?
0:03:57 > 0:03:59- The boiler. - Oh, yeah, I meant to say.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01It's not been working all day.
0:04:01 > 0:04:05- Mum, you know what's happening tomorrow.- Of course I do, love.
0:04:05 > 0:04:09So, no shower, no bath, I'm getting married with greasy hair. Great(!)
0:04:09 > 0:04:12Dean, have a look at it, will you?
0:04:12 > 0:04:17Aye, I'll look at it, but I don't really know anything about hair!
0:04:17 > 0:04:20- Hey, Charlie, try some of that. It's named after Pam.- What is it?
0:04:20 > 0:04:22Sweet-and-sour!
0:04:22 > 0:04:24Mam's more of a prawn cracker.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26Thank you, James.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28Leo, you're a crispy squid.
0:04:28 > 0:04:29What does that even mean?
0:04:29 > 0:04:32And you, Tony, are a big, thick noodle.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34Oh-ho-ho-ho!
0:04:35 > 0:04:38More rice... Give us that back!
0:04:38 > 0:04:41Oh, what's this? A letter from the blushing bride?
0:04:41 > 0:04:44It's none of your business, James. It's personal between me and Leo.
0:04:44 > 0:04:48- Thank you.- It's an invoice, back payment of rent - 26 years' board and lodgings.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50What did you write him a letter for?
0:04:50 > 0:04:53Because I wanted to, Charlie.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55There was a few things I wanted to say to Leo,
0:04:55 > 0:04:57the night before his wedding.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59Sex tips for keeping the magic alive.
0:04:59 > 0:05:03Number one, turn the lights out, number two, get a bag on your head.
0:05:03 > 0:05:07- Number three, don't sleep with Mam's boss.- Oh...!- What?
0:05:07 > 0:05:10PHONE RINGS
0:05:10 > 0:05:12I bet you're relaxing, candles lit,
0:05:12 > 0:05:14playing some Norah Jones and sipping cocktails.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17- 'I'm actually in the middle of a nightmare.'- Why, what's happened?
0:05:17 > 0:05:20Our boiler's packed up and there's no hot water or heating.
0:05:20 > 0:05:21- What's the matter?- Hang on, lovely.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24Mam, I can't hear you when I'm on the phone talking to someone else.
0:05:24 > 0:05:27Oh, well, forgive me for caring about my son and his future wife. I do apologise!
0:05:27 > 0:05:29I haven't even been able to wash my hair.
0:05:29 > 0:05:32- They've got no heating or hot water. - I don't know what I'm going to do.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34- Can they not fix it? - Tell her to come here.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36Hang on, lovely. What?
0:05:36 > 0:05:39Tell her to come here. You know what I always say...
0:05:39 > 0:05:42"Always use a coaster. That's what they're there for."
0:05:42 > 0:05:44Family first.
0:05:44 > 0:05:45- Are you sure?- Absolutely.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47No...problem at all.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50DOORBELL RINGS
0:05:50 > 0:05:51Hey!
0:05:51 > 0:05:53Pam! Oh, you're an angel.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55Oh, howay, man. Come in.
0:05:55 > 0:05:58Ohh! And Peggy as well!
0:05:58 > 0:06:02And Jackie. Oh!
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Nobody else, then?
0:06:04 > 0:06:06The Pied Piper having a night off, is he?
0:06:06 > 0:06:08Out of consideration for you, Pam,
0:06:08 > 0:06:11I've sent Dean to kip at his brother's tonight.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13That's thoughtful of you, Jackie.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17Family first, eh, Pam?
0:06:17 > 0:06:19Sod off, Tony.
0:06:22 > 0:06:23All right, everybody?
0:06:27 > 0:06:31- Losers! Right...- Oh, I don't like it, I don't like it.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34The Ambassador's party, around nine.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39Three!
0:06:39 > 0:06:40What have you got?
0:06:40 > 0:06:43Tortilla chip, one, easy.
0:06:43 > 0:06:46Number two, strawberry ice cream.
0:06:46 > 0:06:49- Oh, come on!- Number three...
0:06:50 > 0:06:53- ..mushy peas!- No... No!
0:06:55 > 0:06:56Bottle it!
0:06:56 > 0:07:01Why, Ambassador, with this, you are really spoiling us.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03Bottle it!
0:07:03 > 0:07:05- Aggggh!- No-o-o-o!
0:07:05 > 0:07:07Argh!
0:07:09 > 0:07:13- How's it going? - Oh...just wonderful(!)
0:07:13 > 0:07:17Just a pity Jackie doesn't feel she can relax enough to let her hair down.
0:07:19 > 0:07:23That was the best cheese toastie I've ever had.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25My pleasure, Peggy.
0:07:25 > 0:07:27Mmm, it's melted in my mouth.
0:07:27 > 0:07:28I loved the toast.
0:07:28 > 0:07:32Shall I tell you what I really loved?
0:07:32 > 0:07:33The cheese?
0:07:33 > 0:07:35Yes!
0:07:35 > 0:07:37- Delicious.- My pleasure, Peggy.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39Would you like another one, Peggy?
0:07:39 > 0:07:43Oh, no, Pam, that's not what I mean at all.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46You sure you wouldn't like another cheese toastie, Peggy?
0:07:46 > 0:07:48Oh, go on. You've twisted my arm!
0:07:53 > 0:07:56You, er, doing anything nice tomorrow, or...?
0:07:56 > 0:07:58Oh, let's see. Erm...
0:07:58 > 0:07:59No, I don't think I am. No.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01Oh, wait a minute... I'm getting married!
0:08:01 > 0:08:03Oh, yeah!
0:08:03 > 0:08:07Hey, do you think the bride and groom are supposed to spend their last night of freedom together?
0:08:07 > 0:08:10- Do you think we're tempting fate? - Well, you know me...
0:08:10 > 0:08:15mad, crazy, daredevil, anarchist.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18- Do you want a cup of coffee? - At this time of night?
0:08:18 > 0:08:21Judy, I've put you in Leo's room tonight.
0:08:21 > 0:08:25- I thought I was in my room tonight! - That's my room!- Excuse me?
0:08:25 > 0:08:27It's neither of yours, it's Judy's.
0:08:27 > 0:08:31That room is now the bridal suite, and it's fit for a queen.
0:08:31 > 0:08:36At least it will be, when YOU clear your pizza boxes from under the bed.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39- Sorry.- And you, Leo, can go and shift some of your stuff,
0:08:39 > 0:08:41- make space for Judy.- Eh?!- Go on!
0:09:21 > 0:09:24- Hey, have you got your suit ready for tomorrow?- Yeah.
0:09:24 > 0:09:25Pam got me one from Oxfam.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28- Oh, that's nice. - And I gave it to Age Concern.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33I wonder if I'll ever get married.
0:09:33 > 0:09:36Charlie, you're only 20. You've got your whole life ahead of you.
0:09:36 > 0:09:39Yeah, suppose you're right.
0:09:39 > 0:09:42I mean, there's no rush, is there?
0:09:42 > 0:09:46I always used to think that having a girlfriend was the most important thing in the world.
0:09:48 > 0:09:49But, actually...
0:09:49 > 0:09:54when you've got people around you who accept you for who you are,
0:09:54 > 0:09:56then the rest...
0:09:56 > 0:09:58The rest can wait.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00Aw...
0:10:00 > 0:10:02Come here!
0:10:02 > 0:10:06- How was that for you, Peggy, all right?- Very nice.
0:10:06 > 0:10:07Can I get you something else?
0:10:07 > 0:10:11- No, I won't put you to any more trouble, Pam.- Good.
0:10:12 > 0:10:16Just a quick Baileys and I'll call it a night.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20Tony, a drink for our guest.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Family first!
0:10:26 > 0:10:28KNOCK ON DOOR
0:10:34 > 0:10:38So...you've read it.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40Mm-hm.
0:10:40 > 0:10:42And...?
0:10:43 > 0:10:47Mam...are you sure you wrote this?
0:10:47 > 0:10:50You cheeky bugger, of course I did!
0:10:52 > 0:10:55"Leo, I'm so happy for you.
0:10:55 > 0:11:01- "I hope Judy will love and cherish you as I have since you were a little boy."- True.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04"I only want the best for you.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06"I hope you remember to clean the bath after you..."
0:11:06 > 0:11:07Well, I know that's you.
0:11:08 > 0:11:12"I'm your mam, and I'll always be your mam,
0:11:12 > 0:11:15"but there comes a time when mams have to make way as the number one
0:11:15 > 0:11:18"woman in their little boy's life, stand aside,
0:11:18 > 0:11:21"and let someone else take their place.
0:11:21 > 0:11:24"All my love, Mam."
0:11:26 > 0:11:28I really do mean it.
0:11:28 > 0:11:29Mam.
0:11:32 > 0:11:33I don't know what to say.
0:11:40 > 0:11:41- KNOCK ON DOOR - Ohh!
0:11:41 > 0:11:44Give us a minute, will you, please, Judy?
0:11:44 > 0:11:46- I'm just having a little chat with my son.- Sorry.
0:11:51 > 0:11:52What?
0:11:56 > 0:11:58- Pam?- Mm?
0:12:00 > 0:12:03Oh...I can't sleep!
0:12:03 > 0:12:05Try counting sheep.
0:12:05 > 0:12:09No, I'm on the wrong side.
0:12:09 > 0:12:12- Eh?- Of the bed.
0:12:12 > 0:12:15I normally sleep on that side.
0:12:15 > 0:12:17Yeah, well, I normally sleep with my husband, Peggy,
0:12:17 > 0:12:19so let's just make do, eh?
0:12:19 > 0:12:21But I won't be able to sleep!
0:12:22 > 0:12:24SHE SIGHS
0:12:24 > 0:12:26- Pam?- Oh, for heaven's sake!
0:12:28 > 0:12:30Thanks.
0:12:35 > 0:12:36Much better!
0:12:41 > 0:12:43Pam?
0:12:43 > 0:12:45What?
0:12:45 > 0:12:49I normally have the radio on low, just till I drift off.
0:12:53 > 0:12:54Pam?
0:13:00 > 0:13:01JIMMY FARTS, CHUCKLES
0:13:01 > 0:13:04- Jimmy, man!- Wasn't me.
0:13:04 > 0:13:07- Promise. - It came from your direction.
0:13:07 > 0:13:09Well, this room has really strange acoustics.
0:13:09 > 0:13:12Acoustics, acoustics...
0:13:12 > 0:13:14- CLATTERING JUDY:- Oh!
0:13:15 > 0:13:16Judy?
0:13:16 > 0:13:18I'm just getting a glass of water.
0:13:18 > 0:13:21- How's me bed doing? - Hey, that's MY bed!
0:13:21 > 0:13:23Well, no, I paid for it, so, technically...
0:13:23 > 0:13:26You wasn't the only one that got evicted, Charlie.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28- What are you doing? - Pam, for goodness' sake!
0:13:28 > 0:13:30Judy's been kidnapped!
0:13:30 > 0:13:33- Oh, shut up, Jimmy.- She's just getting a glass of water, Mam!
0:13:33 > 0:13:35You've already jinxed things.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38It'll be game over if you see each other after midnight, man.
0:13:38 > 0:13:40- Get upstairs, man!- Ow! Agh!
0:13:44 > 0:13:46RADIO PLAYS FAINTLY
0:13:49 > 0:13:51PEGGY SNORES
0:13:52 > 0:13:55Lads, since we're all awake,
0:13:55 > 0:13:57I need to tell you something, and it's important.
0:13:57 > 0:14:01- Is it about a hat?- It certainly is.
0:14:01 > 0:14:04Tomorrow, when you see your mam's hat, just say,
0:14:04 > 0:14:08"That's the best hat I've ever seen. I love it."
0:14:08 > 0:14:10- Is it a good one?- Best ever.
0:14:14 > 0:14:16- JIMMY FARTS Ohh!- Jimmy, man!
0:14:39 > 0:14:41- Morning!- Morning!- Morning!
0:14:43 > 0:14:45I'd give it a few minutes if I were you.
0:14:45 > 0:14:48Not a problem. When you live with Leo, your nostrils adapt.
0:14:48 > 0:14:49Eh, no cutting in!
0:14:49 > 0:14:50I'm sorry, but...
0:14:50 > 0:14:53It's like the deli counter in Morrisons.
0:14:53 > 0:14:55We should have a little ticket system.
0:14:55 > 0:14:58- And I'm number one. - And Jackie is definitely number two.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00Leo, there's a queue.
0:15:00 > 0:15:03Hello? It's my wedding day!
0:15:04 > 0:15:06- Right this way, sir.- Thank you.
0:15:08 > 0:15:11Dear God!
0:15:13 > 0:15:16Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
0:15:16 > 0:15:17Pamela!
0:15:19 > 0:15:20After you.
0:15:23 > 0:15:24Good.
0:15:24 > 0:15:26I should think so.
0:15:26 > 0:15:27Thank you.
0:15:29 > 0:15:31Cue Pam, cue Pam.
0:15:31 > 0:15:34Actually, James, I'm happy to wait.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36No! Dad!
0:15:36 > 0:15:38No, Dad! Please!
0:15:38 > 0:15:40Oh... Oh!
0:15:40 > 0:15:43- KNOCK ON DOOR - Come in!
0:15:43 > 0:15:45- Yoo-hoo...- Oh, morning!
0:15:47 > 0:15:49Careful with that make-up brush.
0:15:49 > 0:15:50It's not a paint roller.
0:15:50 > 0:15:53What, have I put too much on?
0:15:53 > 0:15:54Well...
0:15:55 > 0:15:57Ha-ha-ha!
0:15:57 > 0:15:59I'm only winding you up!
0:15:59 > 0:16:00You look gorgeous.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03I've got something for you.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08Oh, wow!
0:16:08 > 0:16:10Something old.
0:16:11 > 0:16:14Oh, Pam, that's lovely.
0:16:14 > 0:16:16It was me mam's.
0:16:16 > 0:16:19- Ohh!- Oh, don't wear it. It's only silver plate.
0:16:19 > 0:16:23Your neck'll be all black and hacky by the time you get to the church.
0:16:23 > 0:16:25Something new.
0:16:27 > 0:16:31Sorry, I was a bit stuck on that one.
0:16:31 > 0:16:34Something borrowed.
0:16:34 > 0:16:36Oh, Pam, that's lovely!
0:16:36 > 0:16:38It's mine.
0:16:38 > 0:16:41It's vintage, so I want it back.
0:16:41 > 0:16:46And finally, something blue.
0:16:48 > 0:16:51- I struggled a bit with that one as well.- Thanks, Pam.
0:16:56 > 0:16:59And Judy, you know...
0:17:02 > 0:17:05..thank you for making Leo so happy.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20I'd like to thank you all for coming. Erm...
0:17:22 > 0:17:24..like to thank the beautiful bridesmaid.
0:17:25 > 0:17:27Oh, my God!
0:17:30 > 0:17:32- Is my thing straight?- No.
0:17:32 > 0:17:34It is now.
0:17:35 > 0:17:37- Tony?- Yes, love?
0:17:38 > 0:17:41- Whose is this buttonhole? - That'll be Jimmy's.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44- Nice hat.- Best ever!
0:17:44 > 0:17:46Ohhh, look at the two of you!
0:17:46 > 0:17:48Ta-da!
0:17:48 > 0:17:52Last time I had two men come to my door as smartly dressed as this,
0:17:52 > 0:17:54they were delivering a summons to your dad.
0:17:54 > 0:17:57- LEO WOLF-WHISTLES - Oh, very dapper, Charlie.- Thanks.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00Collar's a bit tight, though, and it's not very comfortable.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02Oh, comfort's the last thing you want to be worried about.
0:18:02 > 0:18:06Look at Tony - going to have to call the council to get that suit off him.
0:18:06 > 0:18:08- Where are you going? - To move Peggy's car.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16Peggy! Hi. Is it OK if I move your car?
0:18:16 > 0:18:20- You've blocked me dad's in. - Oh, you leave that to me, love.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22- I'll do it.- Sure.
0:18:23 > 0:18:28- Come here.- Oh, I love your hat, Pam!
0:18:28 > 0:18:30Is it a sombrero?
0:18:30 > 0:18:32- Ha!- No, Peggy, it isn't.
0:18:32 > 0:18:36Oh, never mind! I know where I'll be standing if it rains.
0:18:37 > 0:18:39A sombrero?!
0:18:39 > 0:18:41It's the best hat I've ever seen.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43- Do you think?- Aye!
0:18:43 > 0:18:45Eh...
0:18:45 > 0:18:48Jackie! How's the bride, OK?
0:18:48 > 0:18:50Fine, why are you asking me?
0:18:50 > 0:18:53Because you're the bridesmaid...
0:18:53 > 0:18:54Oh!
0:18:54 > 0:18:55Pam, got any paracetamol?
0:18:55 > 0:18:58- ENGINE REVS Mam!- Owww!
0:18:58 > 0:19:00PAM WAILS
0:19:00 > 0:19:01Owwww, me foot!
0:19:01 > 0:19:03Oh, what happened?!
0:19:03 > 0:19:05Get her away from me, I mean it!
0:19:05 > 0:19:07You ran over Pam's foot!
0:19:07 > 0:19:09Ohhhh! Agh!
0:19:09 > 0:19:11I'm so sorry!
0:19:11 > 0:19:13- Ugh!- I didn't see you!
0:19:13 > 0:19:14How could you not see the hat?
0:19:14 > 0:19:18Peggy, you are without doubt the biggest idiot I have ever met!
0:19:18 > 0:19:21Get in the car, Pam. Take your shoe off.
0:19:21 > 0:19:24I'll take my shoe off and hit her over the bloody head with it!
0:19:24 > 0:19:28You're not just an idiot, you're an idiot's idiot!
0:19:28 > 0:19:31It was an accident, Mam! Don't worry, Peggy, she doesn't mean it.
0:19:31 > 0:19:32No, Peggy, I take it back.
0:19:32 > 0:19:35You're a bloody liability!
0:19:35 > 0:19:39Pam, that's enough! I'll take you up the A&E, get it sorted.
0:19:39 > 0:19:43Thank you, Peggy, thank you very, very much(!)
0:19:43 > 0:19:46CHURCH BELLS RING
0:19:59 > 0:20:00SHE KNOCKS
0:20:00 > 0:20:01Mum?
0:20:04 > 0:20:06- SHE KNOCKS AGAIN - Mum?
0:20:06 > 0:20:08PEGGY SOBS: Leave me alone!
0:20:08 > 0:20:10Mum, please, will you come out of there?
0:20:10 > 0:20:12I think it's better if I don't.
0:20:13 > 0:20:16I've ruined your big day.
0:20:16 > 0:20:19Oh, I'm so stupid!
0:20:19 > 0:20:22Look, you haven't ruined anything.
0:20:22 > 0:20:26Well, maybe Pam's foot, but I'm sure she'll be fine.
0:20:26 > 0:20:28You go on.
0:20:28 > 0:20:29I'll stay here.
0:20:29 > 0:20:34Someone's left a Sudoku book in here, so I'll be all right.
0:20:34 > 0:20:38Mum, I'm not getting married without you being there.
0:21:03 > 0:21:05- All right?- Good to see you.
0:21:07 > 0:21:09- All right?- Not bad.
0:21:09 > 0:21:12- Oh, don't you look smart? - You coming on to me again?
0:21:12 > 0:21:14Can you hear that?
0:21:14 > 0:21:16What is it?
0:21:16 > 0:21:19Oh, it's the sound of my tiny heart breaking.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21PHONE RINGS
0:21:21 > 0:21:23Two seconds. Hello?
0:21:23 > 0:21:25Quite something, isn't it?
0:21:25 > 0:21:29I tell you what, Wetherspoon's could do wonders with this place.
0:21:29 > 0:21:33Spent quite a bit of time in here over the years.
0:21:33 > 0:21:34- Yeah?- Oh, yeah.
0:21:34 > 0:21:37The amount of pigeon shit that collects on that stained glass,
0:21:37 > 0:21:40full-time job in itself, mate.
0:21:40 > 0:21:42That was Dad. They're on their way.
0:21:42 > 0:21:46He said, "Don't worry, nothing broken, except the spirit of the staff at A&E."
0:21:49 > 0:21:52Mum, today isn't just about me.
0:21:52 > 0:21:54It's about you as well.
0:21:54 > 0:21:58Think of everything that we've been through together to get here.
0:21:58 > 0:22:02Everything I've ever done, you've been there beside me, all the way.
0:22:03 > 0:22:07So if you think I'm going to get married without you there to see it,
0:22:07 > 0:22:09then...then you've got it all wrong.
0:22:11 > 0:22:13Mum!
0:22:13 > 0:22:14TEARFULLY: Leave me alone!
0:22:23 > 0:22:25Wow! You look, erm...
0:22:25 > 0:22:26Wow!
0:22:26 > 0:22:29- You too, James. - Really? You think so?
0:22:29 > 0:22:32- Yeah, you look very smart. - Well, thank you very much.
0:22:32 > 0:22:35- Don't suppose you fancy...? - Don't push it.- Great.
0:22:37 > 0:22:40POP MUSIC PLAYS ON TV
0:22:40 > 0:22:43How are you getting on up there, Judy?
0:22:52 > 0:22:53Hi.
0:22:57 > 0:22:58I feel like a bloody yeti.
0:22:58 > 0:23:00- You're fine.- I look ridiculous.
0:23:00 > 0:23:03You've never looked better... from the knee up.
0:23:03 > 0:23:04What the hell happened to you?
0:23:04 > 0:23:07- Peggy!- She nicked your shoe?
0:23:07 > 0:23:08Yes, Anj, she nicked me shoe
0:23:08 > 0:23:12and I decided to replace it with a medical support boot.
0:23:12 > 0:23:15No, man, she ran over me foot with her bloody cake van.
0:23:15 > 0:23:19You'd think if you're wearing a flying saucer on your head, folks would see you coming.
0:23:19 > 0:23:23- Do you fancy going back to the hospital, Tony? - No, love.- Good. Shut up.
0:23:23 > 0:23:24Here we go.
0:23:24 > 0:23:27- Hiya.- Hiya.- Hello, lads.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32Any luck?
0:23:32 > 0:23:34She won't budge.
0:23:34 > 0:23:38I know how to deal with her when she's like this. Let me.
0:23:41 > 0:23:42Mum?
0:23:47 > 0:23:49Oh...
0:23:50 > 0:23:52- Where the hell's Judy? - She's on her way.
0:23:52 > 0:23:56- You said that 12 seconds ago! - Chill, bro. It'll be fine.
0:23:56 > 0:23:59- Hey, and if not, you've got a great "I was jilted on my wedding day" story.- Mm.
0:23:59 > 0:24:01God, this is now officially a total disaster.
0:24:01 > 0:24:04What am I going to tell everyone - "She's not coming"?!
0:24:04 > 0:24:06We'll just slip out the back. We don't need to say a word.
0:24:06 > 0:24:09Any second now, she's going to walk through that door.
0:24:09 > 0:24:11DOOR OPENS
0:24:15 > 0:24:16- Who's that?- Who cares?!
0:24:16 > 0:24:18It isn't Judy, is it? Sorry.
0:24:22 > 0:24:25Never thought I'd be so happy to see Jackie.
0:24:25 > 0:24:27She's coming... Hit it!
0:24:27 > 0:24:28Agh!
0:24:32 > 0:24:34- What's that for? - The music, numb-nut!
0:24:34 > 0:24:37- HE GASPS Don't tell me...- Just kidding!
0:24:37 > 0:24:38Prick!
0:24:45 > 0:24:47Battery's dead. You got any?
0:24:47 > 0:24:49Yeah, just in my pocket, just a second.
0:24:49 > 0:24:52- Oh, no, wait a minute, they must have FALLEN OUT!- Ssh!
0:24:58 > 0:25:00- Do we even need music?- Yes, Jimmy!
0:25:01 > 0:25:03What's the hold-up?
0:25:03 > 0:25:06- No music!- What, no music at all?
0:25:06 > 0:25:09Jesus Christ!
0:25:09 > 0:25:10Sorry!
0:25:12 > 0:25:14All rise.
0:25:18 > 0:25:20You owe me big time.
0:25:23 > 0:25:27# I may not always love you
0:25:27 > 0:25:31# But long as there are stars above you
0:25:31 > 0:25:36- BOTH:- # You never need to doubt it
0:25:36 > 0:25:40BEACH BOYS: # I'll make you so sure about it
0:25:40 > 0:25:46# God only knows what I'd be without you
0:25:48 > 0:25:52# If you should ever leave me
0:25:52 > 0:25:57# Well, life would still go on, believe me
0:25:57 > 0:26:01# The world could show nothing to me
0:26:01 > 0:26:05# So what good would living do me?
0:26:05 > 0:26:12# God only knows what I'd be without you
0:26:14 > 0:26:19# God only knows what I'd be without you
0:26:19 > 0:26:23# God only knows what I'd be without you
0:26:23 > 0:26:26# God only knows what I'd be without you
0:26:26 > 0:26:29# God only knows what I'd be without you
0:26:29 > 0:26:30# God only knows
0:26:30 > 0:26:34# God only knows what I'd be without you
0:26:34 > 0:26:36# God only knows what I'd be without you
0:26:36 > 0:26:38# God only knows
0:26:38 > 0:26:42# God only knows what I'd be without you
0:26:42 > 0:26:46# God only knows what I'd be without you... #
0:26:46 > 0:26:48WHOOPING AND APPLAUSE
0:26:57 > 0:26:58Please be seated.
0:27:03 > 0:27:07# Meet me on the corner when the lights are coming on
0:27:07 > 0:27:09# And I'll be there
0:27:09 > 0:27:11# I promise I'll be there
0:27:13 > 0:27:17# Down the empty streets, we'll disappear into the dawn
0:27:17 > 0:27:27# If you have dreams enough to sha-a-a-are. #