0:00:02 > 0:00:061980S SYNTH-ROCK PLAYS
0:00:27 > 0:00:31# Daddy always told me
0:00:31 > 0:00:35# Check the oil in your car every week
0:00:35 > 0:00:40# That way you can sustain a healthy engine
0:00:40 > 0:00:44# From which you'll benefit in the long run
0:00:45 > 0:00:49# Papa always told me
0:00:49 > 0:00:54# That AIDS came from contaminated pigs
0:00:54 > 0:00:58# I don't really agree with that
0:00:58 > 0:01:01# But it's definitely thought-provoking
0:01:04 > 0:01:07# Daddy, I still miss you
0:01:07 > 0:01:12# I suppose you were quite a decent bloke
0:01:12 > 0:01:17# The smell of your socks in the morning
0:01:17 > 0:01:22# And your semi-racist jokes
0:01:22 > 0:01:25- # Oh Papa - I went to see my papa
0:01:25 > 0:01:30- # Anyhow - But the traffic was quite bad
0:01:30 > 0:01:35- # I got stuck in Richmond Parkway - I wish that you were still here
0:01:35 > 0:01:39# And then spat on by a lad
0:01:39 > 0:01:44- # Oh Papa - I miss my daddy rotten
0:01:44 > 0:01:49- # Anyhow - Now he's at the bottom of the sea
0:01:49 > 0:01:53- # I wish that you were still here - And when I call on Tuesday
0:01:53 > 0:01:57# Reverse the charges, they're not free
0:01:57 > 0:02:03# I wish that you were still here
0:02:06 > 0:02:11- # Oh Papa - Daddy, I still miss you
0:02:11 > 0:02:14- # Anyhow - Papa
0:02:14 > 0:02:18- # Sorry, I didn't see you there - I wish that you were still here
0:02:18 > 0:02:21# Clumsy of me
0:02:21 > 0:02:24# Come on, up you get Come on, up you get
0:02:24 > 0:02:27# Come on, let's get a move on
0:02:27 > 0:02:29# Come on, let's get a move on
0:02:32 > 0:02:36# Come on, come on
0:02:38 > 0:02:42# Come on, let's get a move on
0:02:46 > 0:02:49# You've got your socks on back to front
0:02:49 > 0:02:54# Come on, come on
0:02:54 > 0:02:56# Come on, up you get
0:02:56 > 0:02:59# Come on. #
0:02:59 > 0:03:04DARK INDUSTRIAL ROCK PLAYS
0:03:12 > 0:03:15# Waiting in the garden, by the shed
0:03:15 > 0:03:18# I saw you washing and making up your bed
0:03:18 > 0:03:21# Creeping through the bushes, over the fence
0:03:21 > 0:03:24# Looked through the window in the bathroom instead
0:03:24 > 0:03:26# I'm taking off my smalls
0:03:26 > 0:03:29# Do you mind if I have a bath?
0:03:29 > 0:03:33# I like it very hot, so my skin goes red
0:03:33 > 0:03:36# Where's your flannel? Where's your flannel?
0:03:36 > 0:03:39# Let me wash and I'll use up your flannel
0:03:39 > 0:03:42# Aaaaah
0:03:42 > 0:03:45# Looking through your condiments and soaps
0:03:45 > 0:03:49# Trying on your bathrobe, checking all the pockets
0:03:49 > 0:03:51# I found a packet of honey and lemon Lockets
0:03:51 > 0:03:53# There's only two left
0:03:53 > 0:03:56- # You must have a cold, you- BLEEP- cow
0:03:56 > 0:03:59# Was ist das? Wer ist da?
0:03:59 > 0:04:02# Aaaaah! #
0:04:33 > 0:04:37APPLAUSE
0:04:39 > 0:04:44SLICKLY PRODUCED BALLAD PLAYS
0:04:51 > 0:04:55# You try so hard
0:04:55 > 0:05:00# In your life
0:05:00 > 0:05:04# To make something of yourself
0:05:04 > 0:05:09# For your wife
0:05:09 > 0:05:13# Working every hour
0:05:13 > 0:05:17# That God has sent you
0:05:17 > 0:05:24# To be dumped in the end, like an oily rag
0:05:29 > 0:05:33# Keep trying
0:05:33 > 0:05:38# That is all you need to do
0:05:38 > 0:05:42# Keep trying
0:05:42 > 0:05:47# I got me and I got you
0:05:47 > 0:05:52# Keep trying
0:05:52 > 0:05:56# When the bastards get you down
0:05:56 > 0:06:00# Keep trying
0:06:00 > 0:06:07# Make a smile from that frown
0:06:07 > 0:06:13# Oooooooh
0:06:16 > 0:06:21# I spent so long
0:06:21 > 0:06:25# With my plans
0:06:25 > 0:06:29# Breaking new ground
0:06:29 > 0:06:33# And turning time
0:06:34 > 0:06:40# I was mocked at every turn
0:06:43 > 0:06:47# And now it's time
0:06:47 > 0:06:51# The world must learn
0:06:54 > 0:06:59# Keep trying
0:06:59 > 0:07:03# That is all you need to do
0:07:03 > 0:07:07# Keep trying
0:07:07 > 0:07:12# You got me and I got you
0:07:12 > 0:07:17# Keep trying
0:07:17 > 0:07:21# There's no need to end it all
0:07:21 > 0:07:26# Keep trying
0:07:26 > 0:07:33# Head up high and standing tall
0:07:33 > 0:07:37# Standing tall. #
0:07:38 > 0:07:43HARD ROCK MUSIC PLAYS
0:07:48 > 0:07:51# City centre in Portland, Maine
0:07:51 > 0:07:55# April 8th's gonna be insane
0:07:55 > 0:07:59# There's no time, no time to loiter
0:07:59 > 0:08:02# We're off there, then back to Detroit-uh
0:08:02 > 0:08:05# Michigan home, the home of cars
0:08:05 > 0:08:09# In NWC, we'll see you on Mars
0:08:09 > 0:08:13# Rock this nation from station to station
0:08:13 > 0:08:17# Raising Cain all over creation
0:08:17 > 0:08:20# We'll rock you, Philly, Tennessee
0:08:20 > 0:08:25# Ohio, Atlanta and Washington DC
0:08:27 > 0:08:30# Gonna meet ya
0:08:34 > 0:08:39# The Moroccan grill in Forest Hill
0:08:41 > 0:08:43# Rock the night
0:08:43 > 0:08:47# At Spud-U-Like
0:08:47 > 0:08:50# Brian on mic and Mike on drums
0:08:50 > 0:08:54# Pebble on keys and Barry on thumbs
0:08:54 > 0:08:57# Don't forget Quiddy, the king of guitar
0:08:57 > 0:09:01# We'll rock and roll you, wherever you are
0:09:09 > 0:09:12# Aaaah! #
0:09:12 > 0:09:16GRANDIOSE PROG ROCK PLAYS
0:09:36 > 0:09:38BRIAN EMITS A HIGH-PITCHED MOAN
0:09:38 > 0:09:42CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:09:43 > 0:09:48HE WAILS AND MOANS
0:10:31 > 0:10:34CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:10:34 > 0:10:38Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest.
0:10:38 > 0:10:41Have a look at the headlock here.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43What is the charge?
0:10:43 > 0:10:45Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?
0:10:46 > 0:10:49- Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. - MOODY ROCK PLAYS
0:10:50 > 0:10:55# John Bartlett ate a Chinese meal
0:10:55 > 0:10:58# A succulent Chinese meal... #
0:10:58 > 0:11:00Get your hand off my penis!
0:11:00 > 0:11:06# Crispy duck and egg fried rice
0:11:06 > 0:11:11# Pretty soon he'd have to pay the price
0:11:11 > 0:11:16# The waiter said, "You must sling your hook"
0:11:16 > 0:11:21# Mistaking John for a common crook
0:11:21 > 0:11:25# The police responded to the waiter
0:11:25 > 0:11:31# Turning up seconds later
0:11:31 > 0:11:36# In a headlock, they compressed his nuts
0:11:36 > 0:11:40# Drove him off with no ifs or buts
0:11:40 > 0:11:46# All John wanted was a Chinese meal
0:11:46 > 0:11:51# Now his cock and his balls go squeal
0:11:51 > 0:11:55# Now his cock and his balls
0:11:55 > 0:11:57# Go squeal... #
0:11:57 > 0:12:00Kenny G.
0:12:00 > 0:12:03Ah, I see you know your Judo well.
0:12:03 > 0:12:07Listen, people, this is democracy manifest.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09Get your hand off my penis!
0:12:09 > 0:12:11Enough! Get your hand off my penis!
0:12:11 > 0:12:15People, look, this is democracy manifest.
0:12:15 > 0:12:18Now, sling your hook.
0:12:31 > 0:12:36JAUNTY SYNTHPOP PLAYS
0:12:36 > 0:12:39# It's minus ten in no man's land
0:12:39 > 0:12:41# I've got trench foot and I haven't got a hand
0:12:41 > 0:12:44# But I don't care because it's Christmas
0:12:44 > 0:12:47# We don't care because it's Christmas... #
0:12:47 > 0:12:53HE SINGS IN GERMAN
0:12:57 > 0:13:00# So put down your guns, shove on your shorts
0:13:00 > 0:13:03# Put out the smokes, have a glass of port
0:13:03 > 0:13:06# And let's all have a game of football
0:13:06 > 0:13:08# Let's all have a game of football
0:13:08 > 0:13:14# Bum-bum ba-ba-ba-ba-bum, ba-ba-bum-bum, ba-ba-bum-bum-bum-bum
0:13:14 > 0:13:19# Ba-bum-bum, ba-ba-ba-bum-bum, ba-ba-bum, ba-ba-ba-bum-bum
0:13:19 > 0:13:25# But oh how I wish I was at home with my missus
0:13:25 > 0:13:30# Bum, ba-ba-bum, ba-ba-bum, bum-bum, ba-ba-bum
0:13:30 > 0:13:32# Ba-ba-ba-ba-bum, ba-ba-bum-bum-bum
0:13:32 > 0:13:35# Ba-ba-ba-ba-bum-bum-bum-bum
0:13:35 > 0:13:37# Ba-ba-ba-ba-bum
0:13:40 > 0:13:43# Put down your guns, shove on your shorts
0:13:43 > 0:13:46# Put out the smokes, have a glass of port
0:13:46 > 0:13:48# And let's all have a game of football
0:13:48 > 0:13:51# Let's all have a game of football
0:13:51 > 0:13:57# Ba-bum-bum, ba-ba-ba-bum-bum, ba-ba-bum-bum-bum, ba-ba-ba-bum-bum
0:13:57 > 0:14:03# But oh how I wish I was at home with my missus
0:14:03 > 0:14:07# Bum-bum, bum-bum, bum-ba-ba-bum, bum-bum, ba-ba-bum. #
0:14:08 > 0:14:14BRITPOP ROCK PLAYS
0:14:30 > 0:14:34# Her name was Poundland Polly
0:14:34 > 0:14:39# She was really off her trolley
0:14:39 > 0:14:43# I killed her goose with my brolly
0:14:43 > 0:14:48# You know her mum was a wally
0:14:48 > 0:14:52# She knew a bloke called Chester
0:14:52 > 0:14:56# He drove a blue Fiesta
0:14:56 > 0:15:01# She wore dirty knickers
0:15:01 > 0:15:06# Scoffing on fun-size Snickers
0:15:06 > 0:15:08# I took her to the cemetery
0:15:08 > 0:15:11# I felt her up by a willow tree
0:15:11 > 0:15:15# Her mum was pretty mad at me, so she sacked me from the factory
0:15:15 > 0:15:17# I took her to the cemetery
0:15:17 > 0:15:19# I felt her up by a willow tree
0:15:19 > 0:15:24# Her mum was pretty mad at me, so she sacked me from the factory
0:15:24 > 0:15:27# I'm on the dole again
0:15:27 > 0:15:32# I've blown my tyre in my chariot of fire
0:15:36 > 0:15:40# I've blown my rotten tyre
0:15:40 > 0:15:45# In my chariot of fire
0:15:45 > 0:15:49# I've blown my blooming tyre
0:15:49 > 0:15:53# In my chariot of fire
0:15:53 > 0:15:58# I've blown my rotten tyre
0:15:58 > 0:16:02# In my chariot of fire
0:16:02 > 0:16:06# With Poundland Polly. #
0:16:09 > 0:16:14APPLAUSE
0:16:19 > 0:16:22- # Desmond Tutu - Desmond Tutu, Archbishop
0:16:22 > 0:16:26- # Desmond Tutu - Desmond Tutu, Archbishop
0:16:26 > 0:16:29# In walked a global activist on issues
0:16:29 > 0:16:33# Pertaining to democracy, freedom and human rights
0:16:33 > 0:16:35# He launched the global campaign
0:16:35 > 0:16:38# To ensure that all children were registered at birth. #