0:00:04 > 0:00:06You went way too soon.
0:00:08 > 0:00:09And I...
0:00:11 > 0:00:13I never really knew you, did I?
0:00:15 > 0:00:18Oh, Mum, I don't know what to say.
0:00:20 > 0:00:23Well, say whatever you feel, dear.
0:00:23 > 0:00:26Well, I feel weird! Who is this again?!
0:00:26 > 0:00:28Brian Jones, from The Rolling Stones.
0:00:28 > 0:00:31Poor Brian went in '69,
0:00:31 > 0:00:33which is how I always remember him.
0:00:33 > 0:00:35- You see...- I get it, Mum.
0:00:35 > 0:00:36Ugh.
0:00:39 > 0:00:41There.
0:00:41 > 0:00:43I always meant to do that.
0:00:43 > 0:00:45Then I'm glad you did, Mum.
0:00:47 > 0:00:49I hope it was the right Brian Jones.
0:01:05 > 0:01:12This programme contains some strong language
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Well done.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20I don't think you've ever said that to me before, Mum.
0:01:20 > 0:01:21What?
0:01:21 > 0:01:24Sorry, dear, talking to myself.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27"Well done on your incredible achievements."
0:01:28 > 0:01:31That's what I wrote in a letter to my future self
0:01:31 > 0:01:33and put it in the time capsule.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35That's what we're going to dig up?
0:01:35 > 0:01:37I thought you said it was valuable?
0:01:37 > 0:01:39That's the treasure of my student days.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42But is it worth actual money, Mum?
0:01:42 > 0:01:43My precious capsule.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46It's my legacy, really.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48Well, isn't that me?
0:01:48 > 0:01:49Of course, dear.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52But I can put this on eBay!
0:01:52 > 0:01:53Time to cash in.
0:01:53 > 0:01:57It's for the future, to fund my bucket and to shoot for the moon!
0:01:57 > 0:02:01Now, Mum, we discussed this - you are not doing a human cannon.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03I know, but we are going skydiving.
0:02:03 > 0:02:06Mum, you're 70 with a terminal illness.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08No more of that, thank you!
0:02:08 > 0:02:11Let's focus on today and unearthing my hoard.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14OK, well, what else is in there?
0:02:14 > 0:02:19If memory serves, there's a first edition Silvia Plath,
0:02:19 > 0:02:25a gonk that looks like Lulu, a Stones record and a VIP.
0:02:25 > 0:02:26A VIP?
0:02:26 > 0:02:32A very important plaster cast of a Rolling Stones's member.
0:02:32 > 0:02:35- What?- Brian Jones's member to be precise!
0:02:35 > 0:02:37No, sorry, I still don't understand.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39For goodness' sake, Franny, his cock!
0:02:40 > 0:02:43A plaster cast of a famous cock!
0:02:43 > 0:02:45Ugh. Since when is that a collectable?
0:02:45 > 0:02:49Well, everybody was doing plaster casts in the '60s.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51There's a pair of my tits in an attic somewhere.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55But my cock is priceless!
0:03:02 > 0:03:04Bathe with the baboons.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07See the cherry blossom in Japan.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Go for a llama trek.
0:03:09 > 0:03:14Now we can do that in Peru or just outside Northampton.
0:03:14 > 0:03:15I'll say Peru!
0:03:15 > 0:03:18I've been thinking - seeing as I'm on a break from work,
0:03:18 > 0:03:21I'd really like to get your memories down before...
0:03:21 > 0:03:24Well, we don't want to lose history, do we?
0:03:24 > 0:03:25Here you are, ladies.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29- This'll set you up for the road. - Thank you.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32- What are you up to today, then? - We're on a family road trip.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35Oh, yeah. I see the resemblance.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37Tell me, are you two sisters?
0:03:42 > 0:03:45So, going anywhere nice?
0:03:45 > 0:03:48Yeah, we're going to my old university actually.
0:03:48 > 0:03:52Maybe you've heard of it - Cambridge!
0:03:52 > 0:03:54Brains as well as beauty.
0:03:54 > 0:03:55You're out of my league, girls.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57She's not.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59Thanks.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01Well, you didn't go to Cambridge.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04Well, I didn't try. You said they'd never, ever want me.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07You lacked the necessary brio.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15Those who can, do - she's a teacher.
0:04:16 > 0:04:17And a virgin.
0:04:18 > 0:04:23Well, bon appetite. Give me a shout if you need anything else.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28What?! He was so friendly.
0:04:28 > 0:04:29He just wants a tip.
0:04:29 > 0:04:33Here's mine - grab every opportunity.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36Like I did at Cambridge.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39So, the road to Cambridge.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42A cold wind blows over the fens.
0:04:44 > 0:04:45SHE BLOWS
0:04:47 > 0:04:49Just drink it.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51It's hot, Franny.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53Tiny sips, like a Geisha.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58- Better?- Yes.
0:04:59 > 0:05:04So it's been a full 50 years since last you were there.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06Life sort of got in the way.
0:05:08 > 0:05:13You see, I knew this would happen. Ugh, Mum.
0:05:13 > 0:05:14Mum?
0:05:14 > 0:05:18Mum? Oh, God, Mum?!
0:05:18 > 0:05:21I... let me... Waiter!
0:05:26 > 0:05:28Oh!
0:05:28 > 0:05:29Ha-ha.
0:05:30 > 0:05:32You can do that again!
0:05:32 > 0:05:35- Mum!- Sorry.
0:05:35 > 0:05:36Could you do it to her?
0:05:41 > 0:05:44Left for the park and ride, Franny.
0:05:44 > 0:05:45So how do we get to your college?
0:05:45 > 0:05:48There's only one way to get around Cambridge.
0:05:51 > 0:05:52Get a move on.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54For fuck's sake.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56Good for your thighs, love.
0:05:56 > 0:05:57They need help.
0:06:00 > 0:06:01Morning.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07Well done.
0:06:07 > 0:06:08Well, thank God that's over.
0:06:08 > 0:06:12Yeah, I felt every cobblestone in my undercarriage.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14It wasn't all bad.
0:06:16 > 0:06:20So here we are at your old college.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23Are you really going to record everything I say?
0:06:23 > 0:06:26Well, yes, because a thing of the past won't become
0:06:26 > 0:06:29a fact of history unless we record it.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31First comes knowledge,
0:06:31 > 0:06:34then understanding, and, of course, interpretation.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37I mean, maybe I could make your stories more interesting.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39I could write a blog or a book.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41SHE SNORES
0:06:41 > 0:06:43Have you finished boring on?
0:06:43 > 0:06:46It's not boring, it's all about you.
0:06:46 > 0:06:49Oh, well, now that is interesting.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52MUSIC: Astral Weeks by Van Morrison
0:07:02 > 0:07:04Let's go get this time capsule.
0:07:04 > 0:07:07Yes. And we will...
0:07:07 > 0:07:09just as soon as I remember where I buried it.
0:07:11 > 0:07:15Before I came here I was just a plain, fat,
0:07:15 > 0:07:17unfulfilled sort of person.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20Very much like you are now, Franny.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23But I was inspired.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26This place is a testament to greatness and it says...
0:07:26 > 0:07:28Keep off the grass?
0:07:28 > 0:07:32I can do anything I like on the grass.
0:07:32 > 0:07:34I am an alumna.
0:07:36 > 0:07:40OK, Mum, so, talk me through a typical day of the student you.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43Er...
0:07:43 > 0:07:47Shakespeare before breakfast, toss off Chaucer by 11...
0:07:47 > 0:07:51and then I'd sprint stark naked round the quad
0:07:51 > 0:07:53before the last chimes of 12.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55- Why?- It was the swinging '60s.
0:07:56 > 0:08:01Ban the bomb, make love on a bicycle, go to war on an egg.
0:08:01 > 0:08:02I had all the badges...
0:08:04 > 0:08:06I put them in the capsule.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08Did you put it somewhere here?
0:08:09 > 0:08:11No.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14We went to the river that day.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16The things I put in my punt.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19Yeah, but what about the people? You know, the great minds you met.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22I was the brightest star of my year.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25Clever chaps used to scale the walls to get to me,
0:08:25 > 0:08:26like moths to a flame.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28You mean like who?
0:08:29 > 0:08:30Prince Charles.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33Stephen Hawking.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35Wow, you met Stephen Hawking?
0:08:35 > 0:08:36He blew my mind...
0:08:37 > 0:08:39..so I returned the favour.
0:08:39 > 0:08:42Now, I'm not saying that's why he never walked again, but...
0:08:42 > 0:08:44- Mum!- You don't need to be coy here.
0:08:44 > 0:08:48Must be 5,000 virgins in the maths department alone!
0:08:48 > 0:08:51All you had to do in my day was ask nicely.
0:08:51 > 0:08:53Excuse me, are you interested?
0:08:53 > 0:08:55You see?
0:08:55 > 0:08:57In studying at the college?
0:08:57 > 0:08:59Done that, been there.
0:08:59 > 0:09:00Soiled the T-shirt.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11Wow, did you know this, Mum?
0:09:11 > 0:09:15I knew everything, everyone! I WAS Cambridge.
0:09:15 > 0:09:18Mary Tash works here. Mary Tash!
0:09:18 > 0:09:20Never heard of her.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22Eminent historian, prolific tweeter.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25Now that is a great mind.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28I've read all of her books. Well, the TV tie-ins.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31I should have brought one, got it signed.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34Ah, now, my first edition Plath was signed.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37If only I could find it.
0:09:37 > 0:09:38If I did something like this,
0:09:38 > 0:09:41I need never go back to teach at that school.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43What do you think, Mum?
0:09:43 > 0:09:45I think we're warm but not hot.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48No, about post-graduate study. Me, here.
0:09:49 > 0:09:53I think if you can't face feedback from your secondary school,
0:09:53 > 0:09:55I'm not sure you're going to like the rigours of Cambridge.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58- Do you?- I do have a degree.
0:09:59 > 0:10:05Yes, but this is a little different from your Lego brick place.
0:10:05 > 0:10:08Redbrick! Which you would know if you'd ever visited.
0:10:08 > 0:10:09Ah, nothing to see.
0:10:13 > 0:10:14Me?
0:10:14 > 0:10:15My graduation?
0:10:18 > 0:10:19Whereas this...
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Well, it's magical.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24It's just a university, Mum, it's not Hogwarts.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27Yes, but it's not for everyone.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30Come along now. It's all coming back to me.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32Summer madness, exams looming,
0:10:32 > 0:10:35lapping up Madam Bovary in the President's Garden.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40Oh.
0:10:40 > 0:10:43Look, I just want to find out a bit more, OK, seeing as we're here.
0:10:43 > 0:10:46I'll get a drink then, seeing as we're here.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58Sorry, the bar's closed.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00I'm an alumna. I can help myself.
0:11:03 > 0:11:04What do you want, a picture?
0:11:09 > 0:11:10Can I have one of these?
0:11:10 > 0:11:12If you're coming to one of the seminars.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14Er, yeah.
0:11:14 > 0:11:16- Subject?- History, I guess.
0:11:16 > 0:11:19- 1215.- Magna Carta.
0:11:19 > 0:11:23I set this place on fire, literally, with all those bras I was burning.
0:11:24 > 0:11:271967.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29Flaming joss-stick in one hand,
0:11:29 > 0:11:33polyester demi-cup in the other, and voila,
0:11:33 > 0:11:34feminism.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37No need to thank me, girls.
0:11:37 > 0:11:40So, Mum, listen, it only costs 10k to do a post-grad.
0:11:40 > 0:11:4110 grand?!
0:11:42 > 0:11:45- It was free in my day. - Oh, everything was free in your day.
0:11:45 > 0:11:49Who can forget the '60s? My generation broke the rules.
0:11:49 > 0:11:52And left my generation the bill, which is 10K.
0:11:52 > 0:11:56But if the time capsule is really worth what you think it is, then...
0:11:56 > 0:11:58Then we'll go skydiving over the Grand Canyon, natch.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01Or maybe this could become a research project.
0:12:01 > 0:12:02I thought it was all about me?
0:12:02 > 0:12:05And Mary Tash might even teach me.
0:12:05 > 0:12:08- What? - She's basically totally amazing.
0:12:08 > 0:12:11Who is this Mary Tash you're creaming over?
0:12:11 > 0:12:13The college president. Look.
0:12:17 > 0:12:18Mary...
0:12:19 > 0:12:22- ..Tish.- Tash. Did you ever meet her?
0:12:23 > 0:12:25You know what they say,
0:12:25 > 0:12:27if you can remember the '60s then you weren't really there.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29- What?- Right, capsule.
0:12:31 > 0:12:32See you at the seminar.
0:12:32 > 0:12:35- Er...- You're not serious? - I want what you had.
0:12:35 > 0:12:38- Well, you can't have it!- Why not?
0:12:38 > 0:12:40We've been through all this.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42Is that a maybe?
0:12:42 > 0:12:46Yeah. Maybe I will come to the seminar.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48And maybe I'll come to Cambridge too.
0:12:48 > 0:12:51And maybe I'll be the brightest star in my year.
0:12:54 > 0:12:56For God's sake!
0:12:56 > 0:12:58Is there a loo nearby?
0:13:09 > 0:13:12This apple fell very far from the tree.
0:13:12 > 0:13:15Not a single promotion after 12 years in the same school.
0:13:15 > 0:13:19It's hopeless, really. We won't be sticking round for the talk.
0:13:19 > 0:13:22It's cruel to encourage her.
0:13:22 > 0:13:25Maybe she'd have been better off as a breeder.
0:13:25 > 0:13:28But there's the tragedy - not a sausage.
0:13:29 > 0:13:30Unless you...
0:13:32 > 0:13:33RECORDER BEEPS
0:13:39 > 0:13:42'Twas early summer. Stones had played.
0:13:44 > 0:13:46I'd taken that plaster cast.
0:13:47 > 0:13:48We dined al fresco...
0:13:50 > 0:13:53..and threw our lunchboxes into the river.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56- Privileged littering. - Sort of goodbye to all that.
0:13:58 > 0:13:59- You getting this?- Yes.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03The time capsule was part of a dare.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05We broke in here at dead of night.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09Maybe it opens from the other side, Mum.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12Any idiot can see that, Franny.
0:14:13 > 0:14:16Well, I'll go over.
0:14:16 > 0:14:17The wall?
0:14:17 > 0:14:19Huh. You?
0:14:19 > 0:14:21Yeah, I'm not completely useless you know.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33No!
0:14:33 > 0:14:35You're going to have to help me.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42You're facing the wrong way.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44Yeah, but I don't know what to do.
0:14:44 > 0:14:45Take the leap.
0:14:47 > 0:14:48Agh!
0:14:48 > 0:14:50Oh, shit.
0:14:53 > 0:14:55Oh.
0:14:56 > 0:14:59- Are you all right, dear?- No!
0:14:59 > 0:15:01Shall we get up now?
0:15:01 > 0:15:05My knee stings. I can't even fall off a wall properly.
0:15:05 > 0:15:08I'm sorry I'm such a let-down, Mum.
0:15:08 > 0:15:10Why are you saying all this?
0:15:10 > 0:15:13- You said it!- No, I didn't!
0:15:13 > 0:15:14Er...
0:15:14 > 0:15:18TAPE: Hopeless, really. Hopeless, really. Hopeless...
0:15:18 > 0:15:21Oh. That wasn't me.
0:15:21 > 0:15:24- Why don't you help me? - Come along, then.
0:15:24 > 0:15:26Shall we get the capsule?
0:15:26 > 0:15:29I never succeed, never win.
0:15:29 > 0:15:32Never! Not even like a Blue Peter badge.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34I wrote in so many times.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36Yes.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38- I never posted them.- What?
0:15:39 > 0:15:40Why?
0:15:40 > 0:15:42I always needed the jiffy bags.
0:15:42 > 0:15:46And I was saving you from inevitable disappointment.
0:15:46 > 0:15:51By not sending them, you were guaranteeing my disappointment.
0:15:51 > 0:15:54Is this another way I've supposedly ruined your life?
0:15:55 > 0:15:58Where are you going? My capsule!
0:15:58 > 0:16:01I'm not digging with an open wound.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03It's a tiny graze!
0:16:03 > 0:16:05This is out of bounds I'm afraid.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08How many fucking times?! I'm an alumna.
0:16:08 > 0:16:11Yes, but this is the President's Garden.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13Is there first aid nearby?
0:16:13 > 0:16:16Well, my room's just over there. I've got plenty of wet wipes.
0:16:24 > 0:16:29It's changed a bit, but I remember these old rooms.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31If walls could talk, eh?
0:16:32 > 0:16:35They'd say, "Stop stealing."
0:16:35 > 0:16:39Perhaps you'll get the authentic student experience after all.
0:16:39 > 0:16:42Well, I don't think I need stitches.
0:16:42 > 0:16:43Mum?
0:16:43 > 0:16:46- Mum!- She's gone back to the gardens.- Oh!
0:16:46 > 0:16:48- With my trousers. - Yes, apparently so.
0:16:51 > 0:16:54Wait. Did she give you that?
0:16:54 > 0:16:55Er, yes, she did, er...
0:16:55 > 0:16:59Oh, God, I see what's happened here.
0:16:59 > 0:17:02- What?- She wants you to have sex with me.
0:17:02 > 0:17:04I really don't want to.
0:17:04 > 0:17:06I mean you're so much older than me and I've got
0:17:06 > 0:17:08- a big maths exam tomorrow. - Yeah, OK, I get it.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10And I'm gay.
0:17:10 > 0:17:12That really should have been your opener.
0:17:15 > 0:17:16Yeah.
0:17:16 > 0:17:17Sorry.
0:17:20 > 0:17:22I could kill her.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24Oh, I shouldn't have said that.
0:17:24 > 0:17:28My mum is actually dying and she has this insane bucket list.
0:17:28 > 0:17:31That's why we're here, but it makes it worse somehow -
0:17:31 > 0:17:35this inventory of all the things you'll never do,
0:17:35 > 0:17:36like make her proud.
0:17:38 > 0:17:39I'm so sorry.
0:17:40 > 0:17:43Still, it's nice to see the place.
0:17:43 > 0:17:44Got the tote.
0:17:47 > 0:17:49- Well, hmm.- Goodbye.
0:17:49 > 0:17:50Thanks for all the wet wipes.
0:17:50 > 0:17:53No, really, erm, I've got loads.
0:17:53 > 0:17:54Hmm.
0:18:00 > 0:18:04There you are! That was so embarrassing.
0:18:04 > 0:18:07I should say so, crying over a grazed knee.
0:18:07 > 0:18:10Er, no - you paying that boy to sleep with me.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12- I did no such thing. - You gave him 20 quid!
0:18:12 > 0:18:16So he'd keep schtum. I was going back in the President's Garden!
0:18:16 > 0:18:18Paying someone to sleep with you?
0:18:18 > 0:18:20What kind of a mother would that make me?
0:18:20 > 0:18:22They're the ones who should be paying.
0:18:22 > 0:18:26People do that you know - put their virginity on eBay.
0:18:26 > 0:18:27I can't tell if you're joking.
0:18:27 > 0:18:29Now give me my trousers back!
0:18:29 > 0:18:33Tell the Beeb we don't play second fiddle to Attenborough's penguins.
0:18:33 > 0:18:37And RSVP that Nobel lot - lovely party bags.
0:18:38 > 0:18:42- Mary Tash!- Hello. - It is an honour.
0:18:42 > 0:18:46Is it indeed? Then perhaps you could have dressed for the occasion?
0:18:46 > 0:18:49Oh, God, yeah. I was just with my mum and she took my trousers,
0:18:49 > 0:18:50but anyway...
0:18:51 > 0:18:54- Good God, Morganstein! - Hello, Mary!
0:18:54 > 0:18:58It's you! Oh, 50 bloody years!
0:18:58 > 0:19:00What, you knew each other?
0:19:00 > 0:19:02The funniest thing.
0:19:02 > 0:19:06I was going through my archives - Woman's Hour are doing a feature -
0:19:06 > 0:19:09and I found a photograph of the two of us together.
0:19:09 > 0:19:11I must have conjured you up!
0:19:12 > 0:19:15- Why didn't you say, Mum? - And this is the progeny.
0:19:15 > 0:19:18Wandering around the hall with no trousers on.
0:19:18 > 0:19:21The apple does not fall far from the tree, then.
0:19:21 > 0:19:24Oh, Mim, Mim. Tea?
0:19:24 > 0:19:26- Yes!- We really must he going.
0:19:26 > 0:19:29No, no, not till you've had tea. Oh, Mim, Mim, 50 bloody years!
0:19:34 > 0:19:36This is incredible.
0:19:36 > 0:19:39Bit of a tip, I'm afraid.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41Not ready to digitalise yet.
0:19:41 > 0:19:44See, you know they can watch you through this webcam?
0:19:44 > 0:19:47- Who? - Americans, government, perverts.
0:19:47 > 0:19:49If they're not all one and the same thing.
0:19:49 > 0:19:52Where did I put this photograph?
0:19:52 > 0:19:56Oh, this has been very jolly, but we really must go now.
0:19:56 > 0:19:58Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I just had it.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00Come on, have some more cake.
0:20:00 > 0:20:03Seem to remember you always liked a good mouthful.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05Oh, I've heard it all.
0:20:05 > 0:20:06Ah, here it is!
0:20:06 > 0:20:10- Ooh, is this your graduation picture?- Oh, that's a good one.
0:20:10 > 0:20:14Sent down in shame just before, eh, Morgs?
0:20:14 > 0:20:16- Sorry, what?- Booted out. Far too wild.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20Mum?
0:20:20 > 0:20:22You didn't graduate?
0:20:22 > 0:20:25Oh, well, if they'd handed out BAs for blowies,
0:20:25 > 0:20:27she'd have got a double first.
0:20:28 > 0:20:32But as for the old books, well, er, what do we say, er...
0:20:33 > 0:20:34Lacked the necessary brio.
0:20:36 > 0:20:37Is that right?
0:20:38 > 0:20:41- Hmm.- So what brought you back?
0:20:45 > 0:20:48- We're doing Mum's bucket list actually.- Ah!
0:20:50 > 0:20:51Oh.
0:20:53 > 0:20:55Oh, what a shame, I am sorry.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58Big C, is it?
0:20:58 > 0:21:01We came to get her time capsule, but, well...
0:21:01 > 0:21:05I think I buried it in the President's Garden.
0:21:05 > 0:21:08Well, I'm the bloody president, so let's go and get it!
0:21:14 > 0:21:16- Eureka!- Huh.
0:21:18 > 0:21:20Here you go, Mum.
0:21:23 > 0:21:24The moment of truth.
0:21:30 > 0:21:34But where's my first edition Plath?
0:21:34 > 0:21:35My...my gonk?!
0:21:37 > 0:21:39My Stones VIP.
0:21:39 > 0:21:40Ugh.
0:21:40 > 0:21:43Is that Brian Jones's penis?
0:21:45 > 0:21:47That's a fossilised banana.
0:21:49 > 0:21:52Jamaican, I should say.
0:21:52 > 0:21:54But...
0:21:54 > 0:21:56But what happened?
0:21:56 > 0:22:01I remember the picnic, the punting, the Pooh Sticks.
0:22:01 > 0:22:05Mum, do you think perhaps you chucked your time capsule
0:22:05 > 0:22:08into the river and buried your lunchbox?
0:22:23 > 0:22:26Funny how things are never quite as you remember.
0:22:27 > 0:22:30Still, you can't always get what you want.
0:22:32 > 0:22:33What?!
0:22:36 > 0:22:38We'll find a bin on the way.
0:22:43 > 0:22:45And on the subject of rubbish...
0:22:45 > 0:22:47I did get in to Cambridge.
0:22:47 > 0:22:50I just fuzzied the details of how I left.
0:22:51 > 0:22:54Why did you say that stuff to me, Mum?
0:22:54 > 0:22:57Why did you always stop me from even trying?
0:22:59 > 0:23:01It was a sort of protection.
0:23:01 > 0:23:04- From what?- Disappointment.
0:23:05 > 0:23:06Yours and mine.
0:23:08 > 0:23:09What if you failed?
0:23:11 > 0:23:13What if you didn't?
0:23:13 > 0:23:17So all your fears and frustrations you just projected onto me?
0:23:19 > 0:23:20It's called parenting, dear.
0:23:21 > 0:23:23The secret's out.
0:23:23 > 0:23:27All my life I have felt second-rate, not quite good enough.
0:23:27 > 0:23:30And now I know that you aren't either,
0:23:30 > 0:23:31I feel a bit better actually.
0:23:31 > 0:23:34- Well, I'm glad you enjoyed something on this trip.- Hmm.
0:23:34 > 0:23:36Don't worry about what's happened.
0:23:37 > 0:23:40Always ask, "What's next?"
0:23:42 > 0:23:46And, Franny, I really don't think you would have got in, you know.
0:23:49 > 0:23:53MUSIC: You Can't Always Get What You Want by The Rolling Stones
0:24:07 > 0:24:11# You can't always get what you want
0:24:13 > 0:24:17# You can't always get what you want
0:24:19 > 0:24:22# But if you try sometimes
0:24:22 > 0:24:24# Well you might find
0:24:24 > 0:24:26# You get what you need
0:24:35 > 0:24:41# I went down to the demonstration
0:24:41 > 0:24:45# To get my fair share of abuse
0:24:46 > 0:24:51# Singing We're gonna vent our frustration
0:24:51 > 0:24:56# If we don't we're gonna blow a 50-amp fuse
0:24:57 > 0:25:01# You can't always get what you want
0:25:03 > 0:25:06# You can't always get what you want
0:25:08 > 0:25:12# You can't always get what you want
0:25:13 > 0:25:16# But if you try sometimes, you just might find
0:25:18 > 0:25:21# You get what you need... #