:01:55. > :01:57.This programme contains some strong Hello, I'm Charlie Brooker and
:01:57. > :02:00.you're watching Weekly Wipe, a programme all about things that are
:02:00. > :02:04.happening. Things like this: The contaminated beef scandal contains
:02:05. > :02:07.to deepen. It turns out some Findus lasagnes may have had more horse in
:02:07. > :02:10.them than Catherine the Great. As angry consumers blame the
:02:10. > :02:16.Government, David Cameron promises he's going to get a firm grip on
:02:16. > :02:21.your meat. Pope gives up Poping for Lent. Many are shocked. You are
:02:21. > :02:24.joking? The Pope? Oh, my God! Furious God zapped the Vatican and
:02:24. > :02:27.in startling scenes hurled a rock at the planet in response to the
:02:27. > :02:30.Pope Poping down. Or maybe he's just angry about gay marriage. It's
:02:31. > :02:33.hard to tell with God. He's ever so weird. Meanwhile it appears
:02:33. > :02:36.Barclays will elect the new Pope. And in astonishing scenes David
:02:36. > :02:44.Beckham forgets his kit and is forced to do his thrilling new
:02:44. > :02:49.advert in his pants. That is the kind of thing that's been happening.
:02:49. > :02:52.But we start here. Dunno about you but when I ate a burger I used to
:02:52. > :02:55.think, "mmm what a tasty compacted disc of minced tissue scrapings
:02:55. > :02:57.blasted off a cow's carcass with a high-pressure hose in a fly-blown
:02:57. > :03:00.abbatoir ringing with the incoherent agonized howls of simple
:03:00. > :03:10.beasts dying from a single boltgun shot to the forehead". But now it
:03:10. > :03:14.turns out it might not have been as appetising as that. Supermarket
:03:14. > :03:18.shelves are being cleared of burgers tonight.
:03:18. > :03:21.Yes the news went a bit CSI Tesco as it discovered cheap burgers were
:03:21. > :03:24.being illegally cut with horse. Being caught out flogging a dead
:03:24. > :03:28.horse was bad publicity for Tesco: many of us don't want to eat horse,
:03:28. > :03:31.we're not barbarians. Although barbarians are precisely the people
:03:31. > :03:36.Tesco apparently use to choose produce for their customers - as
:03:36. > :03:40.their alarming new ad campaign makes clear. It's the last time you
:03:40. > :03:45.wul see that falcon. Obviously you cannot trust Conan to
:03:45. > :03:49.tell the difference between a cow and a horse. He probably thinks
:03:49. > :03:56.that that vegetable is a dragon's head. Mind you, you don't know the
:03:56. > :04:01.weird food you can get in Tesco. Fuck knows how you make tiger loaf
:04:01. > :04:07.and it was also revealed that halal prison food contained an insulting
:04:07. > :04:12.amount of pig. Halal meat eaters were as stunned as the halal cows
:04:12. > :04:17.were not. But the top story story basically
:04:17. > :04:24.became... The horsemeat skaj scan, deepens. Findus lasagnes has have
:04:24. > :04:31.been ground to contain up to 100 horsemeat. That is a mare. Now the
:04:31. > :04:37.revelations were piling up. The news was full of more pink meaty
:04:37. > :04:43.close-up shops than a year's subscription to Penthouse and it
:04:43. > :04:50.seemed that they may have unwittingly norbed off a horse.
:04:50. > :04:54.For Alfie, lass lass -- beef lasagne was a teatime favourite.
:04:54. > :05:03.Will you be heating more? Definitely not. I bet your mouth is
:05:03. > :05:11.watering at home! To discuss the grim scandal, Sky paraded a paddock
:05:11. > :05:15.full of food addicts on screen. Some described these in the voices
:05:15. > :05:22.of Ronnie Corbett. Supermarkets are the expert in food... He may sound
:05:22. > :05:27.funny but he knows the food chain. We are talking about the food chain.
:05:27. > :05:30.At one end meat goes out and cows normally go in but somewhere in the
:05:30. > :05:35.food chain the horses came in and meat came out.
:05:35. > :05:40.This man is good. This Mings that - - thing has been a PR disaster for
:05:41. > :05:47.Findus. It is a shame as the lasagna looks lovely in the adverts.
:05:47. > :05:54.Look, no hooves or anything. That's it, son, eat your horse. Giddy-up.
:05:54. > :06:00.Fin fun used to run a chic advert for the gourmet range, created by a
:06:00. > :06:03.sophisticated chef. Candles, wine, music. A recipe from
:06:03. > :06:09.Jean-Christophe Novelli himself. Yes, Jean-Christophe Novelli used
:06:09. > :06:14.to be the credible face of Findus, preparing the food in a noticeably
:06:14. > :06:19.horseless kitchen. I wonder if he ever used horse? If he did, it was
:06:19. > :06:23.the finest quality. And we have been asked to point out
:06:23. > :06:28.that Jean-Christophe Novelli has in no way been implicated in the
:06:28. > :06:33.horsemeat scandal. Thanks to television we have been accustomed
:06:33. > :06:38.to seeing food prepared like this, but Findus lasagnes are actually
:06:38. > :06:46.made in places like this. Rather than friendly Findus, they are
:06:46. > :06:51.manufactured in less appetising sounding, Comigel. They supply food
:06:51. > :06:55.for all over Europe. It is like the Invasion of the Edible Horse
:06:55. > :07:01.Creatures. Thanks to the depressing interiors
:07:01. > :07:04.of food processing plants it is starting to feel close to the epic,
:07:04. > :07:08.Soylent Green, in which Charlton Heston discovers that processed
:07:08. > :07:12.food is manufactured from the corpses of euthanised people. If I
:07:12. > :07:17.were the food industry, I'm not, I would turn the uncertainty into the
:07:17. > :07:23.plus. Marketing it as a safari in your mouth burger. An entire animal
:07:23. > :07:27.kingdom in a bun. Who knows what you could get? Cow, pig, horse,
:07:27. > :07:32.meerkat or all of the above. The horsemeat scandal has generated
:07:32. > :07:41.much discussion. Some of it online. These are your words, your opinions,
:07:41. > :07:46.this is what you think. This is Your Points of View.
:07:46. > :07:52.The news that horsemeat has been found in beef products has many
:07:52. > :07:57.many angry. So Mousseow, pondered: I wonder who has been tampering
:07:57. > :08:02.with it. It could be that it is related to immigrants. I think that
:08:02. > :08:08.the horses were immigrants. Romanian at that, coming here,
:08:08. > :08:13.taking the British cows' jobs! David Heath popped up all over the
:08:13. > :08:17.news to urge people not to throw meat away. It annoyed Sam who went
:08:17. > :08:21.to the BBC News site to say: How dare the Government tell us what we
:08:21. > :08:26.can or cannot do. If I want to bin the meat, that is my choice, my
:08:26. > :08:30.right. I am half-tempted to ruin lots of meat to make a point. Good
:08:31. > :08:36.luck. Although you would be hard- pressed to make the point than you
:08:36. > :08:41.did. The BAFTAs were held on Sunday it makes exciting viewing. Helen
:08:41. > :08:49.Mirren shocked everyone with a new pink hair do. The new hair style
:08:49. > :08:54.prompted kugs. E went on to Yahoo! To say: My kid's primary
:08:54. > :08:58.headmistress had pink hair. Shoo was a fantastic headmistress and in
:08:58. > :09:03.a multicultural school said that everyone was special. Individual
:09:03. > :09:08.creativity was applauded and no school uniform. The school had
:09:08. > :09:12.great discipline and results. School uniforms stifle
:09:12. > :09:17.individualluality and creativity. Food for thought.
:09:17. > :09:25.Although not entirely relevant for the discussion under topic. P said:
:09:25. > :09:30.Deathow worth a bang. P, you are a card! The One Show, usually has a
:09:30. > :09:35.guest like somebody from Waterloo Road, but the other day there was a
:09:35. > :09:42.bald bloke on. I was in the room. I thought it was Jasper Carrot. Maybe
:09:42. > :09:51.they are doing Gooden Balls, but it was Bruce Willis.
:09:51. > :09:54.Bruce Willis had done a film, a Good Day To Die Hard. It had
:09:54. > :09:59.amazing things on it like explosions and more explosions. It
:09:59. > :10:04.was so well done. Hardly anyone had seen this until
:10:05. > :10:09.the fame came out. Like the film people were keeping it secret, but
:10:09. > :10:13.Matt Baker and Alex Jones had seen it. They loved it. They kept
:10:13. > :10:18.telling Bruce Willis it was great. It is absolutely incredible.
:10:18. > :10:22.You have raised the bar as far as action movies.
:10:22. > :10:27.Bruce Willis seemed humble about how good he knew the film was. Like
:10:27. > :10:31.he could hardly talk about it he was who humble.
:10:31. > :10:36.Seriously, so torn up with pride, he had to look at the floor and
:10:36. > :10:44.hardly say anything. Like when they asked if his daughters had seen it.
:10:44. > :10:47.Have the girls seen the film? Like you could see he was really
:10:47. > :10:51.proud of the film. The exciting looking film with the machine
:10:51. > :10:55.gunning of the terrorists, for, like the fifth time. It looked
:10:55. > :11:01.brilliant. He has managed to make the same film five times without
:11:01. > :11:04.dying or looking like he does not have much enthusiasm for the whole
:11:04. > :11:10.thing anymore. He just wish it is would stop.
:11:10. > :11:15.Matt Baker introduced a clip from Moonlighting. You could tell that
:11:15. > :11:18.Bruce Willis was excited. A lot of people remember you from
:11:18. > :11:23.Moonlighting. Let's remind ourselves for those who may have
:11:23. > :11:26.forgotten. Moonlighting looked brilliant. Full of life, but not as
:11:26. > :11:32.good as the new film that looks amazing with all of the stuff that
:11:32. > :11:34.blows up and the exciting shooting and everybody. All of the
:11:34. > :11:42.computerised pictures where everything explodes and the big
:11:42. > :11:47.writing and the banging and the booming sounds! It terms of noise
:11:47. > :11:52.alone it is probably the best film ever. Later they mentioned Bruce
:11:52. > :11:59.Willis's singing career, when he did Under the Boardwalk. He was
:11:59. > :12:03.chuffed that they brought that up. They showed a bit of it, all of
:12:03. > :12:08.that entertaining him footage of him singing classic songs in front
:12:08. > :12:12.of black blokes in the '80s. It was great.
:12:12. > :12:16.Not as great as the film he has done. That looks really uncredible
:12:16. > :12:21.with all of the helicopters and the death in it. Obviously, because
:12:21. > :12:31.that's amazing. Then he sort of made a sound with a harm on car and
:12:31. > :12:31.
:12:31. > :12:35.got a nice round of applause. thought, he must have overcome
:12:35. > :12:39.something. That is why they are being nice. Good for you, Bruce
:12:39. > :12:44.Willis. Hope that the film makes loads of money. I really do. It
:12:44. > :12:49.looked good that film. With all of the amazing explosions and the
:12:49. > :12:55.shooting in it. The helicopter and everything. Then him killing people,
:12:55. > :12:59.like really killing lots of people! With guns! Like people that were
:12:59. > :13:04.mums and dads. He just mows them down. Because they are sort of bad,
:13:04. > :13:11.probably. I don't know, I haven't seen it, but I expect they are,
:13:11. > :13:15.otherwise he is a murder! I always thought that all marriages were
:13:15. > :13:20.same-sex marriages, afterall, all married couples have the same-sex
:13:20. > :13:26.over and over again. So on the face of it, the thought of two people
:13:26. > :13:30.with matching guelis, seems about as controversial as two people
:13:30. > :13:34.marrying on a game of thrown, but apparently is a more controversial
:13:35. > :13:38.than that. The modernisers went up against the
:13:38. > :13:43.traditionalists but the argument has changed. The traditional
:13:43. > :13:47.argument against anything gay used to be e oh, bummers. Not so long
:13:47. > :13:52.ago, even the BBC could openly express that attitude.
:13:52. > :13:59.For many of us, this is revolting, men dancing with men.
:13:59. > :14:04.That is revolting. They will be too tired to fuck each other after, but
:14:04. > :14:08.today's modern notion has accepted the notion of gay sex. A handful of
:14:08. > :14:13.them popped up on the news to explain that their opposition to
:14:13. > :14:17.bedroom marriage is not to do with bedroom squeamishness but other
:14:17. > :14:23.issues, such as timing. It is not the priority. The economy
:14:23. > :14:26.In 26 years as an MP I never once got a letter calling for gay
:14:26. > :14:30.marriage. That is a shame. You are a good-
:14:30. > :14:36.looking bloke. I would marry you. Another objection is that this is
:14:36. > :14:41.an attempt to redefine marriage. The significant number in his party
:14:41. > :14:46.will not support what they see as the attempt to redefine marriage.
:14:46. > :14:50.We are changing the definition of marriage. We begin to live in Alice
:14:50. > :14:55.in Wonderland. We begin to redefine language.
:14:55. > :15:00.It is an interesting philosophical point, but if I choose to redefine
:15:00. > :15:06.a spoon as something that I shove up my bum it does not stop you
:15:06. > :15:09.enjoying a pudding. Unless I use your spoon, but the big objection
:15:09. > :15:16.is that David Cameron douse not have a mandate for this.
:15:16. > :15:19.There is no mandate for this. is no mandate. No mandate.
:15:20. > :15:22.No mandate. No mandate, well if David Cameron has no mandate, maybe
:15:22. > :15:28.he can borrow some from Sacha Distell.
:15:28. > :15:32.Hello, I am Sacha Distell. They asked me to try Mandate, now I wear
:15:33. > :15:37.it all the time it is sew fitsicated, long-lasting and very
:15:37. > :15:47.sexy. This time it is for real! Mandate
:15:47. > :15:52.
:15:52. > :15:58.sings my songs! Mandate speaks my language. As this add demonstrates,
:15:58. > :16:02.this is helping hetrosexuals. It is OK, it is my wife.
:16:02. > :16:08.Thank God. I thought it was your husband. You don't have a mandate
:16:08. > :16:16.for that, you mucky Frenchman. Any way, that is the anti-camp. Not
:16:16. > :16:23.that I'm calling them camp. What about the pro-gay body? The liberal
:16:23. > :16:27.pinky leftist media, doing its bit to promote divert by showing us gay
:16:27. > :16:32.couple after gay couple we saw a gay couple so close they could
:16:32. > :16:37.finish each other's sentences. We look to upgrade to marriage from
:16:37. > :16:41.a civil union, simply because... Because we want to have the same
:16:41. > :16:47.equality as everybody else. Gay marriage looks fun. A gay coup
:16:47. > :16:51.that will resembled the most impressive have been trilqist act
:16:51. > :16:57.of all time. We are this conversation. A lot of
:16:57. > :17:02.people say, "We are getting married! Look at that gay couple.
:17:02. > :17:09.Just the same as this gay couple. People say gay marriage it is not,
:17:09. > :17:12.it is just marriage. It is about dignity for a lesbian
:17:12. > :17:16.and gay people. I thought that they liked each
:17:16. > :17:21.other. What is the big deal? It is not
:17:21. > :17:27.just MPs who take a view on gay marriage. Others do too. The new
:17:27. > :17:30.Archbishop of Canterbury, pointing to where God lives is opposed to it.
:17:30. > :17:36.Whereas this northern fisherman think it is is fine.
:17:36. > :17:38.My brother is gay, I love him. This guy does not believe in it.
:17:38. > :17:44.don't agree with gay marriages at all.
:17:44. > :17:53.Some are not that impressed. We are not that impressed, actually, are
:17:53. > :18:01.we, love? Oh, marriage. As the pink voters approach, the
:18:01. > :18:05.Commons are about to open. Trendy progressive Channel 4 News sent
:18:05. > :18:11.Alex Thomson to a gay bar with a pint in his hand.
:18:11. > :18:14.We are live in a Soho bar. Yes, in a bar in Central London where we
:18:14. > :18:19.are talking to gay men and getting their reaction.
:18:20. > :18:25.And then the MPs cast a vote. Plans to allow gay couples to marry
:18:25. > :18:31.have been approved. Then the vote passed, there by
:18:31. > :18:35.paving the way for same-sex unions. Loving all of these guys can be
:18:35. > :18:42.complex, but what better way to contemplate them than by the media
:18:42. > :18:49.of poetry. Here is Tim Key. This is a poem about love.
:18:50. > :18:58.I'm in love with a girl. But I'll never have her.
:18:58. > :19:05.I will never have her. Or at least it is unlikely.
:19:05. > :19:12.Because she is extremely pretty. And because I only saw her on the
:19:12. > :19:22.telly in the crowd at the US Open. She looked like she had a fella who
:19:22. > :19:24.
:19:24. > :19:30.was... Who had, she had her hand on her fella's leg... Love can be a
:19:30. > :19:37.little bit, a little bit of a. We don't trust the human heart to
:19:37. > :19:44.make romantic decisions on its own. Why should we? These days people
:19:44. > :19:49.meet using online data algorithms. Swapping photos and have a full
:19:49. > :19:55.sexual interof course can microwave ovens, but TV is not as
:19:55. > :20:01.sophisticated. It pairs people off using sheer weight of numbers alone.
:20:01. > :20:05.Consider Take Me Out it shows Paddy McGuinness sliden down a pike,
:20:05. > :20:10.before summoning 30 girls via an instant hen night dispenser. It is
:20:10. > :20:15.a simple test to see eif they can navigate stairs. That they don't
:20:15. > :20:22.always pass. Oh, why me?! Because there is no
:20:22. > :20:28.God! There is no God and we are all going to die! OK? Are you happy
:20:28. > :20:35.now?! Then the jury assumes the position behind 30 neon podiums,
:20:35. > :20:41.like a Baz Luhrmann re-make of the Nuremberg trials. Then they let the
:20:41. > :20:48.eggs see the Y catchphrase. Let the Saturday night, see the
:20:48. > :20:54.fever! LAUGHTER! Next, a mammal is delivered down the chute and
:20:54. > :21:01.encouraged to per fork trick force the girls to scrutinise.
:21:01. > :21:05.Evening, ladies, I am William. The juries make a snap judgment,
:21:05. > :21:08.based on their appearance. They are displeased by your
:21:08. > :21:13.baldness. And those defeated by stairs can
:21:13. > :21:18.then judge the men's lifestyle. I am lucky, I'm a professional
:21:18. > :21:25.footballer. I can't think of anything worse than a footballer.
:21:25. > :21:32.What about a footballer up stairs? Less popular is Sky's Love Machine,
:21:32. > :21:35.followed by Chris Moyles and Peggy from Hi-de-Hi. It is less
:21:35. > :21:39.intellectually nourishs than Take Me Out and establishing its from
:21:39. > :21:44.the start as a show for the easily pleased.
:21:45. > :21:51.Look it is Stacey Solomon, everybody! That is the level
:21:51. > :21:59.calibrated. You may proceed... The Love Machine resembles a gigantic
:21:59. > :22:04.phone dail, from the competitors pick a po eten shall shag from
:22:04. > :22:09.which the audience give out encouragement. It looks like what
:22:09. > :22:13.could happen in the near future when you go into a showroom to
:22:13. > :22:18.clues this year's model. I don't like the jacket. You can
:22:18. > :22:22.always take it off. It is in my mind now, I cannot
:22:22. > :22:29.forget it. Both ears, pierced? is too much.
:22:29. > :22:33.You are not feeling it, are you? they decide that they like the look
:22:33. > :22:36.of one. The question is downloaded from the machine for a closer look.
:22:36. > :22:40.He is a good height. Yes.
:22:40. > :22:44.This is a more rigorous meat inspection than the Food Standards
:22:45. > :22:49.Agency have managed. The Love Machine is hardly scientific, you
:22:49. > :22:53.have about as much chance as producing a meat by holding a
:22:53. > :22:57.karoake contest and copping off with who has the best voice, but
:22:57. > :23:01.there is a show where that happens too.
:23:01. > :23:06.This is Sing Date. People look to will havely singing to each other.
:23:06. > :23:12.Sing Date is another weird show b how wish people choose a partner.
:23:12. > :23:18.There are mad singletons croons into the laptops like host agendas
:23:18. > :23:22.at gunpoint. It is time to start Joyce's search
:23:22. > :23:27.for love. Men men are ready to sing to her. Then they choose three
:23:27. > :23:32.suitors from the crap heap. The first choice is Stuart. Stuart
:23:32. > :23:36.is interesting. He was very clean cut.
:23:37. > :23:42.Let's dance! I loved the way that he danced and I love his movements.
:23:42. > :23:46.I think he would be fun. Then they perform a life duet to
:23:46. > :23:53.see if it sparks love. I know that the love we share was
:23:53. > :23:59.meant to be! I knew you were waiting... I knew you were waiting
:23:59. > :24:04.for me. En this she has to pick one, just
:24:04. > :24:08.one, based on the sound of their voice and whatever she can spot in
:24:09. > :24:14.the background before inviting them into the studio for the grand
:24:14. > :24:20.finale. Then they sing to each other. It is like an amateur re-
:24:20. > :24:26.stages of a Top of the Pops clip from 1989.
:24:26. > :24:36.Great to sing. Joining me to discuss dating shows
:24:36. > :24:42.like Sing Date are Tony Law and comedian, Will Herring. What did
:24:42. > :24:45.you make of Sing Date? I don't like singing, at all. I like going to a
:24:45. > :24:50.band, but people who break into song, I cannot bare that.
:24:50. > :24:55.It is like that singing has become the most important thing. Like X
:24:55. > :25:01.Factor, if you can sing in that karoake. It is singing in a certain
:25:01. > :25:07.type of way. So if you sing like that, you get to be rich and go on
:25:07. > :25:11.dates with people, if you can't sing, you are not allowed to have
:25:11. > :25:17.sex anymore. Presuming that singing couples
:25:17. > :25:21.really work. Like Rihanna and Chris Brown. Although in the programme
:25:21. > :25:25.the two people were ideal for each other. I am convinced that the two
:25:25. > :25:28.people went home and had sex with each other. I think that they are
:25:28. > :25:34.together now. Well, look at this, this is the
:25:34. > :25:38.Choice it is a bit like the Voice. Celebrities select a partner on the
:25:39. > :25:48.sound of her voice alone. So, I can assure you that I am the
:25:48. > :25:52.best! Is that right? I am an east coast girl at heart. I live in Sin
:25:52. > :25:58.City Nevada. I'm a cocktail server on the last Las Vegas strip. I love
:25:58. > :26:02.to party. To have a good time. Obviously in that, they all look
:26:02. > :26:05.loathsome. What did you make of that? Well, the men are really
:26:05. > :26:10.famous. They are very rich and quite good
:26:10. > :26:14.looking and single. The last thing that they need is a dating show to
:26:14. > :26:20.get them more women. They are already getting plenty. Like they
:26:20. > :26:25.are too lazy to go out to a bar. They could dangle themselves out
:26:25. > :26:29.there like a maggot in a pond. I'm a professional poker player!
:26:29. > :26:36.be honest it does not take that much to convince men.
:26:36. > :26:43.They may as well say something like my vagina is full of beans. Or even
:26:43. > :26:47.not. All of the women are identical? Yes, it is all identical
:26:47. > :26:52.hot American women. There is no jeopardy! Hot damaged
:26:52. > :26:58.American women in cocktail dresses, who have not ended up on porn.
:26:58. > :27:02.This is a rung above porn? Yes. would feel comfortable in the game
:27:02. > :27:06.was reversed. What about a show called Glory Hole.
:27:06. > :27:10.Someone who has to stick their penis through. It could be a woman,
:27:11. > :27:18.a goat, your dad and that's it. You are going on a date.
:27:18. > :27:22.I know what dad is like. It will probably be OK. Great, I love dad's
:27:22. > :27:26.favourite restaurant. There was this king called Richard III. No-
:27:26. > :27:30.one knew where he was. Then they found him again. He had been hiding
:27:30. > :27:35.in the ground. Kings don't normally do that. There was this really
:27:35. > :27:41.interesting thing about it. Like CSI but in Leicester. With this man
:27:41. > :27:50.from Horrible His and a woman in love with king Richard, even though
:27:50. > :27:55.he is dead like Demi Moore in ghost. It is all clinical. It is clinical.
:27:55. > :28:01.It is really difficult seeing him laid out like this.
:28:01. > :28:05.Gosh, I'm sorry. I can't... People kept saying had died on a
:28:05. > :28:11.battlefield, but he didn't, he died in a car park. The car park is only
:28:11. > :28:15.open Monday to Friday. He must have died on a weekday. In the old
:28:15. > :28:21.photos, king Richard had dog ears but they are rotted away. You could
:28:21. > :28:25.see he was half a human, half a dinosaur. Because they had a skull
:28:25. > :28:29.they could make his head and show exactly what the eyebrows looked
:28:29. > :28:33.like and whether he plucked them or not. You can tell them from a skull.
:28:33. > :28:38.What is weird is that the likeness that they made looks like what they
:28:38. > :28:43.thought he would have looked like any way. That shows how accurate
:28:43. > :28:53.the plastercine stuff is. This is an historic moment in the story of
:28:53. > :29:17.
:29:17. > :29:22.Leicester. It really put Leicester I thought mum was taking care of
:29:22. > :29:25.myself bones. I didn't get it, but what I learned is that vitamin Z
:29:25. > :29:30.important on top. It helps the body to absorb.
:29:30. > :29:35.That is good. That is how vitamin D works.
:29:35. > :29:41.It really made me think. Yes, you used mum's accident to
:29:41. > :29:47.flog some yoghurt. Food! In a time for supermarkets,
:29:47. > :29:52.that is difficult, Tesco withdraws horse contaminated burgers, Aldi is