:02:16. > :02:17.THIS PROGRAMME CONTAINS SOME STRONG LANGUAGE
:02:17. > :02:18.LANGUAGE LANGUAGE
:02:18. > :02:19.LANGUAGE This is Weekly Wipe, a show about
:02:19. > :02:22.This is Weekly Wipe, a show about This is Weekly Wipe, a show about
:02:22. > :02:23.things that are happening, things like this:
:02:23. > :02:25.like this: Political harassment crisis, Lib
:02:25. > :02:26.Political harassment crisis, Lib Political harassment crisis, Lib
:02:26. > :02:28.Dems accused of rubbing millions up Dems accused of rubbing millions up
:02:28. > :02:30.Dems accused of rubbing millions up the wrong way while in office.
:02:30. > :02:32.the wrong way while in office. the wrong way while in office.
:02:32. > :02:33.Scotland's top cardinal steps down, Scotland's top cardinal steps down,
:02:33. > :02:34.Scotland's top cardinal steps down, Catholic Church unhappy with The
:02:34. > :02:35.Catholic Church unhappy with The Catholic Church unhappy with The
:02:35. > :02:37.Life of O'Brien. There are rumours Life of O'Brien. There are rumours
:02:37. > :02:39.Life of O'Brien. There are rumours an institution somewhere may be
:02:39. > :02:42.an institution somewhere may be harbouring appropriate behaviour.
:02:42. > :02:46.harbouring appropriate behaviour. harbouring appropriate behaviour.
:02:46. > :02:47.In astonishing scenes, having won In astonishing scenes, having won
:02:47. > :02:49.In astonishing scenes, having won the New Orleans Half Marathon, Mo
:02:49. > :02:51.the New Orleans Half Marathon, Mo the New Orleans Half Marathon, Mo
:02:51. > :02:54.the New Orleans Half Marathon, Mo Farah was in a 10,000 metre cringe.
:02:54. > :02:54.Farah was in a 10,000 metre cringe. Farah was in a 10,000 metre cringe.
:02:54. > :02:56.Farah was in a 10,000 metre cringe. Haven't you run before? That is the
:02:56. > :02:57.Haven't you run before? That is the Haven't you run before? That is the
:02:57. > :03:00.Haven't you run before? That is the sort of thing that's been going on
:03:00. > :03:03.sort of thing that's been going on but we start here.
:03:03. > :03:04.but we start here. So-called Blade Runner, Oscar
:03:04. > :03:07.So-called Blade Runner, Oscar Pistorius overcame disability to
:03:07. > :03:13.Pistorius overcame disability to Pistorius overcame disability to
:03:13. > :03:14.become a Paralympian and hero to become a Paralympian and hero to
:03:14. > :03:17.millions. His girlfriend Reeva millions. His girlfriend Reeva
:03:17. > :03:19.millions. His girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp was a model and celebrity.
:03:19. > :03:20.Steenkamp was a model and celebrity. Steenkamp was a model and celebrity.
:03:20. > :03:21.Steenkamp has been killed and Steenkamp has been killed and
:03:21. > :03:23.Steenkamp has been killed and Steenkamp has been killed and
:03:23. > :03:24.Pistorius is at the centre of the Pistorius is at the centre of the
:03:24. > :03:26.Pistorius is at the centre of the most sensational news coverage in
:03:26. > :03:27.most sensational news coverage in most sensational news coverage in
:03:27. > :03:28.years. Oscar Pistorius charged with years. Oscar Pistorius charged with
:03:28. > :03:29.years. Oscar Pistorius charged with shooting dead his girlfriend at his
:03:29. > :03:30.shooting dead his girlfriend at his shooting dead his girlfriend at his
:03:30. > :03:31.home. He will appear in court home. He will appear in court
:03:31. > :03:32.home. He will appear in court tomorrow morning. It's left South
:03:32. > :03:35.tomorrow morning. It's left South tomorrow morning. It's left South
:03:35. > :03:36.Africa and the sporting world in Africa and the sporting world in
:03:36. > :03:37.Africa and the sporting world in shock. A murder case involving a
:03:37. > :03:38.shock. A murder case involving a shock. A murder case involving a
:03:38. > :03:40.shock. A murder case involving a super model and one of the biggest
:03:40. > :03:41.super model and one of the biggest super model and one of the biggest
:03:41. > :03:41.athletes in the world was athletes in the world was
:03:41. > :03:43.athletes in the world was irrestistible to the media. It was
:03:43. > :03:47.irrestistible to the media. It was irrestistible to the media. It was
:03:47. > :03:51.a crime story that interested the a crime story that interested the
:03:51. > :03:52.entertainment media, too. Pistorius entertainment media, too. Pistorius
:03:52. > :03:53.entertainment media, too. Pistorius hired a high-profile defence team
:03:53. > :03:55.hired a high-profile defence team hired a high-profile defence team
:03:55. > :03:57.hired a high-profile defence team setting the stage for a real real
:03:57. > :03:59.setting the stage for a real real setting the stage for a real real
:03:59. > :04:02.courtroom drama. His bail hearing courtroom drama. His bail hearing
:04:02. > :04:03.courtroom drama. His bail hearing was postponed until Tuesday.
:04:03. > :04:04.was postponed until Tuesday. was postponed until Tuesday.
:04:04. > :04:05.Pistorius's bail hearing began it Pistorius's bail hearing began it
:04:05. > :04:06.Pistorius's bail hearing began it was clear the world's reporters
:04:06. > :04:07.was clear the world's reporters was clear the world's reporters
:04:07. > :04:08.was clear the world's reporters could keep a close eye on him
:04:08. > :04:09.could keep a close eye on him could keep a close eye on him
:04:09. > :04:11.throughout, at times likening it to throughout, at times likening it to
:04:11. > :04:12.throughout, at times likening it to throughout, at times likening it to
:04:12. > :04:13.a sporting event. As many eyes were a sporting event. As many eyes were
:04:13. > :04:14.a sporting event. As many eyes were a sporting event. As many eyes were
:04:14. > :04:15.trained on Pistorius in the dock as trained on Pistorius in the dock as
:04:15. > :04:20.trained on Pistorius in the dock as trained on Pistorius in the dock as
:04:20. > :04:24.in any stadium he has performed in. in any stadium he has performed in.
:04:24. > :04:25.in any stadium he has performed in. More to 'discus' than any decathlon.
:04:25. > :04:26.More to 'discus' than any decathlon. More to 'discus' than any decathlon.
:04:26. > :04:27.More to 'discus' than any decathlon. The trial had begun, in a sense
:04:27. > :04:28.The trial had begun, in a sense The trial had begun, in a sense
:04:28. > :04:34.The trial had begun, in a sense The trial had begun, in a sense
:04:34. > :04:37.with all of us in the role of juror. with all of us in the role of juror.
:04:37. > :04:37.Accused murderer and Olympic Accused murderer and Olympic
:04:38. > :04:42.Accused murderer and Olympic athlete Oscar Pistorius. We were
:04:42. > :04:43.athlete Oscar Pistorius. We were athlete Oscar Pistorius. We were
:04:43. > :04:46.treat today video game recreations treat today video game recreations
:04:46. > :04:47.treat today video game recreations of the crime scene. And lengthy
:04:47. > :04:49.of the crime scene. And lengthy speculation over the conflicting
:04:50. > :04:50.speculation over the conflicting accounts. There are indications
:04:50. > :04:52.accounts. There are indications accounts. There are indications
:04:52. > :04:53.that steroids may have played a that steroids may have played a
:04:53. > :04:54.that steroids may have played a part here. He screams and fires
:04:54. > :04:56.part here. He screams and fires part here. He screams and fires
:04:56. > :04:57.through the door, it is not through the door, it is not
:04:57. > :04:59.through the door, it is not playsible. The news seemed to be
:04:59. > :05:00.playsible. The news seemed to be playsible. The news seemed to be
:05:00. > :05:01.playsible. The news seemed to be simply to look at the accused and
:05:01. > :05:02.simply to look at the accused and simply to look at the accused and
:05:02. > :05:03.simply to look at the accused and simply to look at the accused and
:05:03. > :05:04.let us get a good look at him, too. let us get a good look at him, too.
:05:04. > :05:08.let us get a good look at him, too. let us get a good look at him, too.
:05:08. > :05:09.A wall of cameras to greet him in A wall of cameras to greet him in
:05:09. > :05:10.courtroom C. Paralympic athlete courtroom C. Paralympic athlete
:05:10. > :05:12.courtroom C. Paralympic athlete still struggling to control his
:05:12. > :05:13.still struggling to control his emotions. Interpreting those
:05:13. > :05:15.emotions. Interpreting those emotions. Interpreting those
:05:15. > :05:17.emotions became a prime focus of emotions became a prime focus of
:05:17. > :05:18.emotions became a prime focus of the coverage. He seemed tormented
:05:18. > :05:21.the coverage. He seemed tormented the coverage. He seemed tormented
:05:21. > :05:22.at times, his hands crossed, his at times, his hands crossed, his
:05:22. > :05:23.at times, his hands crossed, his at times, his hands crossed, his
:05:23. > :05:25.eyes raw. Tell me how far away were eyes raw. Tell me how far away were
:05:25. > :05:27.eyes raw. Tell me how far away were eyes raw. Tell me how far away were
:05:27. > :05:29.you from him in court and what did you from him in court and what did
:05:29. > :05:31.you from him in court and what did you see? I was approximately five
:05:31. > :05:32.you see? I was approximately five you see? I was approximately five
:05:32. > :05:33.you see? I was approximately five to ten metres away, I could see a
:05:33. > :05:35.to ten metres away, I could see a to ten metres away, I could see a
:05:35. > :05:36.very sombre and upset human being, very sombre and upset human being,
:05:36. > :05:37.very sombre and upset human being, perhaps realising that the real
:05:37. > :05:39.perhaps realising that the real perhaps realising that the real
:05:39. > :05:40.gravity of the situation. Most of gravity of the situation. Most of
:05:41. > :05:42.gravity of the situation. Most of the time those emotions were fairly
:05:42. > :05:43.the time those emotions were fairly the time those emotions were fairly
:05:43. > :05:44.the time those emotions were fairly easy to read because he was crying.
:05:44. > :05:46.easy to read because he was crying. easy to read because he was crying.
:05:46. > :05:47.easy to read because he was crying. The news seemed to tell us how
:05:47. > :05:48.The news seemed to tell us how The news seemed to tell us how
:05:48. > :05:49.The news seemed to tell us how important it was how often he he
:05:49. > :05:51.important it was how often he he important it was how often he he
:05:51. > :05:52.important it was how often he he wept. He has broken down in tears.
:05:52. > :05:55.wept. He has broken down in tears. wept. He has broken down in tears.
:05:55. > :05:56.wept. He has broken down in tears. At every mention of the word murder,
:05:56. > :05:57.At every mention of the word murder, At every mention of the word murder,
:05:57. > :05:58.the Paralympic Blade Runner sobbed the Paralympic Blade Runner sobbed
:05:58. > :06:00.the Paralympic Blade Runner sobbed in court today. Reporters weren't
:06:00. > :06:00.in court today. Reporters weren't in court today. Reporters weren't
:06:00. > :06:03.allowed to film during proceedings, allowed to film during proceedings,
:06:03. > :06:04.allowed to film during proceedings, but during recess they could use
:06:04. > :06:05.but during recess they could use but during recess they could use
:06:05. > :06:07.smartphone technology to show us smartphone technology to show us
:06:07. > :06:08.smartphone technology to show us smartphone technology to show us
:06:08. > :06:10.the courtroom. We can hook up with the courtroom. We can hook up with
:06:10. > :06:11.the courtroom. We can hook up with our special correspondent on her
:06:11. > :06:13.our special correspondent on her our special correspondent on her
:06:13. > :06:14.iPhone inside the courtroom. Which iPhone inside the courtroom. Which
:06:14. > :06:15.iPhone inside the courtroom. Which iPhone inside the courtroom. Which
:06:15. > :06:16.meant even more up to the minute meant even more up to the minute
:06:16. > :06:17.meant even more up to the minute crying bulletins. Every time his
:06:17. > :06:18.crying bulletins. Every time his crying bulletins. Every time his
:06:18. > :06:22.girlfriend's name was mentioned, he girlfriend's name was mentioned, he
:06:22. > :06:24.girlfriend's name was mentioned, he burst into tears. Sometimes sobbing
:06:24. > :06:25.burst into tears. Sometimes sobbing quite uncontrollably, his shoulders
:06:25. > :06:26.quite uncontrollably, his shoulders quite uncontrollably, his shoulders
:06:26. > :06:28.heaving. That wasn't the only way heaving. That wasn't the only way
:06:28. > :06:30.heaving. That wasn't the only way to keep up-to-date. Keep up with
:06:30. > :06:32.to keep up-to-date. Keep up with the latest, follow our
:06:32. > :06:32.the latest, follow our the latest, follow our
:06:32. > :06:33.correspondent on Twitter. You could correspondent on Twitter. You could
:06:33. > :06:34.correspondent on Twitter. You could correspondent on Twitter. You could
:06:34. > :06:35.find out when he wept and whether find out when he wept and whether
:06:35. > :06:36.find out when he wept and whether find out when he wept and whether
:06:36. > :06:39.his shoulders shook as he did so in his shoulders shook as he did so in
:06:39. > :06:41.his shoulders shook as he did so in real time thanks to the reporter's
:06:41. > :06:43.real time thanks to the reporter's informive Twitter accounts. There
:06:43. > :06:44.informive Twitter accounts. There informive Twitter accounts. There
:06:44. > :06:45.were helpful updates on his were helpful updates on his
:06:46. > :06:47.were helpful updates on his family's emotional state. The group
:06:47. > :06:49.family's emotional state. The group family's emotional state. The group
:06:49. > :06:50.family's emotional state. The group of people I am showing you now are
:06:50. > :06:52.of people I am showing you now are of people I am showing you now are
:06:52. > :06:53.the family, his sister is sobbing, the family, his sister is sobbing,
:06:53. > :06:54.the family, his sister is sobbing, his father being comforted by a
:06:54. > :06:56.his father being comforted by a his father being comforted by a
:06:56. > :06:57.his father being comforted by a lady whose back you can see.
:06:57. > :07:00.lady whose back you can see. lady whose back you can see.
:07:00. > :07:01.his family at times the strain his family at times the strain
:07:01. > :07:02.his family at times the strain seemed unbearable. They held to
:07:02. > :07:04.seemed unbearable. They held to seemed unbearable. They held to
:07:04. > :07:05.each other for support. His brother each other for support. His brother
:07:05. > :07:07.each other for support. His brother and sister embraced after hearing
:07:07. > :07:08.and sister embraced after hearing and sister embraced after hearing
:07:08. > :07:10.the claims. His father sat consumed the claims. His father sat consumed
:07:10. > :07:10.the claims. His father sat consumed the claims. His father sat consumed
:07:10. > :07:11.by despair. When the time came for by despair. When the time came for
:07:12. > :07:17.by despair. When the time came for the bail verdict the tweeting
:07:17. > :07:18.the bail verdict the tweeting the bail verdict the tweeting
:07:18. > :07:20.the bail verdict the tweeting stepped up a notch with second by
:07:20. > :07:28.stepped up a notch with second by second deconstruction on the
:07:28. > :07:29.Before the magistrate gave his Before the magistrate gave his
:07:29. > :07:32.Before the magistrate gave his Before the magistrate gave his
:07:32. > :07:34.verdict, he shared his view on the verdict, he shared his view on the
:07:35. > :07:38.verdict, he shared his view on the media circus. It does raise the
:07:39. > :07:40.media circus. It does raise the media circus. It does raise the
:07:40. > :07:41.picture that the accused is some picture that the accused is some
:07:41. > :07:42.picture that the accused is some picture that the accused is some
:07:42. > :07:44.kind of species that the world has kind of species that the world has
:07:44. > :07:45.kind of species that the world has never seen before. That bit was
:07:45. > :07:46.never seen before. That bit was never seen before. That bit was
:07:46. > :07:47.edited out of the nightly reports, edited out of the nightly reports,
:07:47. > :07:49.edited out of the nightly reports, edited out of the nightly reports,
:07:49. > :07:49.but to be fair the magistrate did but to be fair the magistrate did
:07:50. > :07:51.but to be fair the magistrate did but to be fair the magistrate did
:07:51. > :07:53.need editing. He spoke for so long, need editing. He spoke for so long,
:07:53. > :07:54.the reporter started retweeting the reporter started retweeting
:07:54. > :07:54.jokes during his summary. jokes during his summary.
:07:54. > :07:55.jokes during his summary. Eventually bail was granted giving
:07:55. > :07:57.Eventually bail was granted giving Eventually bail was granted giving
:07:57. > :07:59.Eventually bail was granted giving us time for one last crying and
:07:59. > :08:00.us time for one last crying and us time for one last crying and
:08:00. > :08:02.shoulders update. As the magistrate shoulders update. As the magistrate
:08:02. > :08:04.shoulders update. As the magistrate began to announce his decision,
:08:04. > :08:07.began to announce his decision, Oscar Pistorius slumped, sobbing,
:08:07. > :08:07.Oscar Pistorius slumped, sobbing, Oscar Pistorius slumped, sobbing,
:08:07. > :08:08.his shoulders shaking. Then he his shoulders shaking. Then he
:08:08. > :08:09.his shoulders shaking. Then he swapped the glare of the courtroom
:08:09. > :08:11.swapped the glare of the courtroom swapped the glare of the courtroom
:08:11. > :08:13.swapped the glare of the courtroom for the glare of the outside world.
:08:13. > :08:15.for the glare of the outside world. for the glare of the outside world.
:08:15. > :08:16.That is Oscar Pistorius, driving to That is Oscar Pistorius, driving to
:08:16. > :08:17.That is Oscar Pistorius, driving to freedom, he's just got bail and
:08:17. > :08:20.freedom, he's just got bail and freedom, he's just got bail and
:08:20. > :08:22.he's driving off down this street. he's driving off down this street.
:08:22. > :08:22.he's driving off down this street. The sightseeing safari of this
:08:22. > :08:24.The sightseeing safari of this The sightseeing safari of this
:08:24. > :08:25.exotic species continued all the exotic species continued all the
:08:25. > :08:26.exotic species continued all the way into the South African
:08:26. > :08:27.way into the South African way into the South African
:08:27. > :08:28.countryside. When the news doesn't countryside. When the news doesn't
:08:28. > :08:29.countryside. When the news doesn't countryside. When the news doesn't
:08:29. > :08:30.have many facts, it is content to have many facts, it is content to
:08:30. > :08:32.have many facts, it is content to have many facts, it is content to
:08:32. > :08:33.let us sit and look. There are more let us sit and look. There are more
:08:33. > :08:34.let us sit and look. There are more ways of looking than ever before.
:08:34. > :08:35.ways of looking than ever before. ways of looking than ever before.
:08:35. > :08:36.ways of looking than ever before. The end result is that it doesn't
:08:36. > :08:37.The end result is that it doesn't The end result is that it doesn't
:08:37. > :08:38.The end result is that it doesn't really feel like news at all, more
:08:38. > :08:39.really feel like news at all, more really feel like news at all, more
:08:39. > :08:42.really feel like news at all, more a strange form of sightseeing and a
:08:42. > :08:45.a strange form of sightseeing and a gathering of emotional souvenirs.
:08:45. > :08:47.gathering of emotional souvenirs. gathering of emotional souvenirs.
:08:48. > :08:49.There was this online thing called There was this online thing called
:08:49. > :08:51.There was this online thing called the Harlem Shake, it was something
:08:51. > :08:52.the Harlem Shake, it was something the Harlem Shake, it was something
:08:52. > :08:54.like Alex zain introduced clips of like Alex zain introduced clips of
:08:54. > :08:57.like Alex zain introduced clips of like Alex zain introduced clips of
:08:57. > :08:58.in 18 months' time but now and on the internet.
:08:58. > :09:00.the internet. the internet.
:09:00. > :09:01.the internet. the internet.
:09:01. > :09:02.You go to U tube and put in Harlem You go to U tube and put in Harlem
:09:02. > :09:02.You go to U tube and put in Harlem You go to U tube and put in Harlem
:09:02. > :09:04.Shake and you would see a big room Shake and you would see a big room
:09:04. > :09:05.Shake and you would see a big room Shake and you would see a big room
:09:05. > :09:06.and it would have all these people and it would have all these people
:09:07. > :09:07.and it would have all these people in and none were doing anything
:09:07. > :09:09.in and none were doing anything in and none were doing anything
:09:09. > :09:09.in and none were doing anything apart from one person dancing a bit.
:09:10. > :09:11.apart from one person dancing a bit. apart from one person dancing a bit.
:09:11. > :09:12.apart from one person dancing a bit. Then the music music will go all
:09:12. > :09:13.Then the music music will go all Then the music music will go all
:09:13. > :09:18.exciting and everyone was dancing exciting and everyone was dancing
:09:18. > :09:24.like they were crazy. like they were crazy.
:09:24. > :09:26.like they were crazy. It was literally that amazing. It
:09:26. > :09:27.It was literally that amazing. It It was literally that amazing. It
:09:27. > :09:28.was better than Gangnam Style, it's was better than Gangnam Style, it's
:09:28. > :09:30.was better than Gangnam Style, it's was better than Gangnam Style, it's
:09:30. > :09:37.harder to do. With Harlem Shake you harder to do. With Harlem Shake you
:09:37. > :09:38.harder to do. With Harlem Shake you don't have to learn anything.
:09:38. > :09:40.don't have to learn anything. don't have to learn anything.
:09:40. > :09:42.Search really flailing around which Search really flailing around which
:09:42. > :09:43.Search really flailing around which is funly, they are wearing silly
:09:43. > :09:44.is funly, they are wearing silly is funly, they are wearing silly
:09:45. > :09:46.things which is funny as well. things which is funny as well.
:09:46. > :09:47.things which is funny as well. things which is funny as well.
:09:47. > :09:47.People stay Stuart Lee is funny but People stay Stuart Lee is funny but
:09:47. > :09:50.People stay Stuart Lee is funny but he's never done anything as funny
:09:50. > :09:53.he's never done anything as funny he's never done anything as funny
:09:53. > :09:54.he's never done anything as funny as that. And he never will. Once
:09:54. > :09:55.as that. And he never will. Once as that. And he never will. Once
:09:55. > :09:57.as that. And he never will. Once you had seen one video, you had to
:09:57. > :09:58.you had seen one video, you had to you had seen one video, you had to
:09:58. > :09:59.see another. The good thing was see another. The good thing was
:09:59. > :10:00.see another. The good thing was that everyone was uploading their
:10:00. > :10:01.that everyone was uploading their that everyone was uploading their
:10:01. > :10:02.that everyone was uploading their own versions, so you got to see
:10:02. > :10:03.own versions, so you got to see own versions, so you got to see
:10:03. > :10:04.own versions, so you got to see what it looks like when people in
:10:04. > :10:06.what it looks like when people in what it looks like when people in
:10:06. > :10:07.different rooms suddenly all dance. different rooms suddenly all dance.
:10:07. > :10:08.different rooms suddenly all dance. different rooms suddenly all dance.
:10:08. > :10:09.It was amazing. You would see a big It was amazing. You would see a big
:10:09. > :10:10.It was amazing. You would see a big It was amazing. You would see a big
:10:10. > :10:13.room of people and then they would room of people and then they would
:10:13. > :10:14.room of people and then they would all be dancing, which was fun.
:10:14. > :10:15.all be dancing, which was fun. all be dancing, which was fun.
:10:15. > :10:16.Sometimes you would see people Sometimes you would see people
:10:16. > :10:17.Sometimes you would see people outside and they would all be
:10:17. > :10:18.outside and they would all be outside and they would all be
:10:18. > :10:19.dancing, which was probably more dancing, which was probably more
:10:19. > :10:20.dancing, which was probably more dancing, which was probably more
:10:20. > :10:21.fun. Then you would see people in fun. Then you would see people in
:10:21. > :10:22.fun. Then you would see people in fun. Then you would see people in
:10:22. > :10:23.an old folks home and they would an old folks home and they would
:10:23. > :10:24.an old folks home and they would all be dancing, which is funny
:10:24. > :10:25.all be dancing, which is funny all be dancing, which is funny
:10:25. > :10:26.because they are old. Then you because they are old. Then you
:10:26. > :10:27.because they are old. Then you because they are old. Then you
:10:27. > :10:28.would see another one in an old would see another one in an old
:10:28. > :10:29.would see another one in an old would see another one in an old
:10:29. > :10:30.folks home and you would be like, folks home and you would be like,
:10:30. > :10:31.folks home and you would be like, folks home and you would be like,
:10:31. > :10:33.OK, I have seen that. Sometimes you OK, I have seen that. Sometimes you
:10:33. > :10:33.OK, I have seen that. Sometimes you OK, I have seen that. Sometimes you
:10:34. > :10:34.would see like all warmen with guns would see like all warmen with guns
:10:35. > :10:35.would see like all warmen with guns would see like all warmen with guns
:10:35. > :10:36.and stuff and you would hear the and stuff and you would hear the
:10:36. > :10:37.and stuff and you would hear the and stuff and you would hear the
:10:37. > :10:38.music and you would think no way, music and you would think no way,
:10:38. > :10:39.music and you would think no way, music and you would think no way,
:10:39. > :10:41.music and you would think no way, no way are they going to do the mad
:10:41. > :10:42.no way are they going to do the mad no way are they going to do the mad
:10:42. > :10:46.dance, that would be mental but dance, that would be mental but
:10:46. > :10:47.dance, that would be mental but then they do it anyway.
:10:47. > :10:48.then they do it anyway. then they do it anyway.
:10:48. > :10:50.then they do it anyway. It shows men who have been trained
:10:50. > :10:51.It shows men who have been trained It shows men who have been trained
:10:51. > :10:52.It shows men who have been trained to kill have been handed impl memts
:10:52. > :10:54.to kill have been handed impl memts to kill have been handed impl memts
:10:54. > :10:55.to kill have been handed impl memts of death by the state still like to
:10:55. > :10:56.of death by the state still like to of death by the state still like to
:10:56. > :10:58.of death by the state still like to let their hair down. They could do
:10:58. > :11:00.let their hair down. They could do let their hair down. They could do
:11:00. > :11:02.let their hair down. They could do it as a victory dance, on the
:11:02. > :11:03.it as a victory dance, on the it as a victory dance, on the
:11:03. > :11:03.battlefield. The music is quite battlefield. The music is quite
:11:04. > :11:05.battlefield. The music is quite loud which would drown out the
:11:05. > :11:06.loud which would drown out the loud which would drown out the
:11:06. > :11:08.screaming. There were loads of screaming. There were loads of
:11:08. > :11:09.screaming. There were loads of people doing it in offices. At
:11:09. > :11:10.people doing it in offices. At people doing it in offices. At
:11:10. > :11:11.first, that's really funny, but first, that's really funny, but
:11:11. > :11:14.first, that's really funny, but then after a while, you start
:11:14. > :11:15.then after a while, you start thinking, hello, the economy
:11:15. > :11:19.thinking, hello, the economy thinking, hello, the economy
:11:19. > :11:20.sinking, how is this supposed to sinking, how is this supposed to
:11:20. > :11:21.sinking, how is this supposed to sinking, how is this supposed to
:11:21. > :11:21.help. At the end of the day you help. At the end of the day you
:11:22. > :11:22.help. At the end of the day you help. At the end of the day you
:11:22. > :11:26.help. At the end of the day you have a job to do, we all have. Pull
:11:26. > :11:28.have a job to do, we all have. Pull have a job to do, we all have. Pull
:11:28. > :11:31.your weight. Stop dancing and get your weight. Stop dancing and get
:11:31. > :11:32.your weight. Stop dancing and get back to work you self-ish bastards.
:11:32. > :11:33.back to work you self-ish bastards. back to work you self-ish bastards.
:11:33. > :11:34.This hors emeat scandal has been This hors emeat scandal has been
:11:34. > :11:36.This hors emeat scandal has been This hors emeat scandal has been
:11:36. > :11:46.going on for so long it's like it going on for so long it's like it
:11:46. > :11:47.
:11:47. > :11:50.started back in 1948. started back in 1948.
:11:50. > :11:51.started back in 1948. Three million people buy horsemeat
:11:51. > :11:53.Three million people buy horsemeat Three million people buy horsemeat
:11:53. > :11:55.buy it every week. Public feeling buy it every week. Public feeling
:11:55. > :11:56.buy it every week. Public feeling grows against a sinister trade. The
:11:56. > :11:57.grows against a sinister trade. The grows against a sinister trade. The
:11:57. > :11:58.country demands action against a country demands action against a
:11:58. > :12:05.country demands action against a traffic so alien to the British
:12:05. > :12:06.traffic so alien to the British traffic so alien to the British
:12:06. > :12:07.traffic so alien to the British people. No wonder it feels like we
:12:07. > :12:08.people. No wonder it feels like we people. No wonder it feels like we
:12:08. > :12:10.have been watching gruesome images have been watching gruesome images
:12:10. > :12:11.have been watching gruesome images have been watching gruesome images
:12:11. > :12:13.like this for the past 65 years. like this for the past 65 years.
:12:13. > :12:15.like this for the past 65 years. Against this backdrop of bad grub
:12:15. > :12:16.Against this backdrop of bad grub Against this backdrop of bad grub
:12:16. > :12:17.ITV have perhaps unwisely chosen to ITV have perhaps unwisely chosen to
:12:17. > :12:19.ITV have perhaps unwisely chosen to launch a new show that celebrates
:12:19. > :12:21.launch a new show that celebrates launch a new show that celebrates
:12:21. > :12:30.home cooking by filling it with home cooking by filling it with
:12:30. > :12:32.home cooking by filling it with showbiz add tits and -- addtivities.
:12:32. > :12:33.showbiz add tits and -- addtivities. showbiz add tits and -- addtivities.
:12:33. > :12:35.Real food created by the nation's Real food created by the nation's
:12:35. > :12:36.Real food created by the nation's Real food created by the nation's
:12:36. > :12:37.home cooks. Food glorious good is a home cooks. Food glorious good is a
:12:37. > :12:38.home cooks. Food glorious good is a talent show for recipes, created by
:12:38. > :12:40.talent show for recipes, created by talent show for recipes, created by
:12:40. > :12:41.talent show for recipes, created by Simon Cowell. It is a plateful of
:12:41. > :12:44.Simon Cowell. It is a plateful of Simon Cowell. It is a plateful of
:12:44. > :12:48.Great British Bake Off leftovers Great British Bake Off leftovers
:12:48. > :12:49.hosted by Carol Vorderman hosted by Carol Vorderman
:12:49. > :12:50.impersonator. The premises that impersonator. The premises that
:12:50. > :12:52.impersonator. The premises that eccentrics from across the country
:12:52. > :12:56.eccentrics from across the country eccentrics from across the country
:12:56. > :13:06.eccentrics from across the country are putting their recipes up to be
:13:06. > :13:12.
:13:12. > :13:15.It is like being trapped forever in It is like being trapped forever in
:13:15. > :13:16.It is like being trapped forever in a food based Antiques Roadshow. It
:13:16. > :13:17.a food based Antiques Roadshow. It a food based Antiques Roadshow. It
:13:17. > :13:18.a food based Antiques Roadshow. It is just not a very appetising dish.
:13:18. > :13:19.is just not a very appetising dish. is just not a very appetising dish.
:13:19. > :13:20.is just not a very appetising dish. There are bits where the sour faced
:13:20. > :13:22.There are bits where the sour faced There are bits where the sour faced
:13:22. > :13:24.one has to eat something gross. one has to eat something gross.
:13:24. > :13:25.Endless references from Amy Endless references from Amy
:13:25. > :13:29.Endless references from Amy Winehouse to her bum, to her
:13:29. > :13:30.Winehouse to her bum, to her Winehouse to her bum, to her
:13:30. > :13:32.Winehouse to her bum, to her knickers or her Nan. Every time I
:13:32. > :13:35.knickers or her Nan. Every time I knickers or her Nan. Every time I
:13:35. > :13:40.open my knicker drawer it smells open my knicker drawer it smells
:13:40. > :13:41.open my knicker drawer it smells open my knicker drawer it smells
:13:42. > :13:43.like my nan that's house. She made like my nan that's house. She made
:13:44. > :13:45.like my nan that's house. She made the effort. She said nana and
:13:45. > :13:48.the effort. She said nana and the effort. She said nana and
:13:48. > :13:52.knickers and she's from the north. knickers and she's from the north.
:13:52. > :13:53.knickers and she's from the north. There is lots of explicit footage
:13:53. > :13:57.There is lots of explicit footage There is lots of explicit footage
:13:57. > :13:57.of Loyd Grossman chewing like a tortoise.
:13:57. > :13:59.tortoise. tortoise.
:13:59. > :14:02.tortoise. It's very good. There are traces of
:14:02. > :14:04.It's very good. There are traces of It's very good. There are traces of
:14:05. > :14:05.horse DNA in Tom Parker Bowles. horse DNA in Tom Parker Bowles.
:14:05. > :14:07.horse DNA in Tom Parker Bowles. horse DNA in Tom Parker Bowles.
:14:07. > :14:09.Trouble is there is a flaw in the Trouble is there is a flaw in the
:14:09. > :14:10.Trouble is there is a flaw in the Trouble is there is a flaw in the
:14:10. > :14:12.basic premise, on the one hand Food basic premise, on the one hand Food
:14:12. > :14:16.basic premise, on the one hand Food Glorious Food purports to celebrate
:14:16. > :14:17.Glorious Food purports to celebrate individual cookery, by exsen
:14:17. > :14:18.individual cookery, by exsen individual cookery, by exsen
:14:18. > :14:20.eccentrics, but on the other, the eccentrics, but on the other, the
:14:20. > :14:22.eccentrics, but on the other, the ultimate prize is to have your
:14:22. > :14:25.ultimate prize is to have your ultimate prize is to have your
:14:25. > :14:26.honest homemade food turned into a honest homemade food turned into a
:14:26. > :14:36.honest homemade food turned into a mass maushingt ready -- market
:14:36. > :14:39.
:14:39. > :14:40.The whole thing is designed to feel The whole thing is designed to feel
:14:40. > :14:41.The whole thing is designed to feel inclusive and chummy in that false
:14:41. > :14:45.inclusive and chummy in that false inclusive and chummy in that false
:14:45. > :14:47.inclusive and chummy in that false big society way, but frankly it can
:14:47. > :14:51.big society way, but frankly it can big society way, but frankly it can
:14:51. > :14:53.keep calm and BEEP off. keep calm and BEEP off.
:14:53. > :14:57.keep calm and BEEP off. Sausages in milk. They say you
:14:57. > :14:58.Sausages in milk. They say you Sausages in milk. They say you
:14:58. > :15:00.Sausages in milk. They say you never see white dog dog shit any
:15:00. > :15:01.never see white dog dog shit any never see white dog dog shit any
:15:01. > :15:02.never see white dog dog shit any more, it turns out you do. I would
:15:02. > :15:03.more, it turns out you do. I would more, it turns out you do. I would
:15:03. > :15:04.more, it turns out you do. I would like you to try it for the taste,
:15:04. > :15:07.like you to try it for the taste, like you to try it for the taste,
:15:07. > :15:08.rather than the appearance. Open rather than the appearance. Open
:15:08. > :15:10.rather than the appearance. Open your mouth. It's like nine-and-a-
:15:10. > :15:12.your mouth. It's like nine-and-a- your mouth. It's like nine-and-a-
:15:12. > :15:13.half weeks, this. That tastes half weeks, this. That tastes
:15:13. > :15:15.half weeks, this. That tastes floury. She isn't is the only
:15:15. > :15:16.floury. She isn't is the only floury. She isn't is the only
:15:16. > :15:17.fantasy Brit lady to sample sample fantasy Brit lady to sample sample
:15:17. > :15:21.fantasy Brit lady to sample sample unusual flavours. Our very own
:15:21. > :15:22.unusual flavours. Our very own unusual flavours. Our very own
:15:22. > :15:23.Nigella is wowing them stateside in Nigella is wowing them stateside in
:15:23. > :15:24.Nigella is wowing them stateside in another foodie talent show. This is
:15:24. > :15:26.another foodie talent show. This is another foodie talent show. This is
:15:27. > :15:28.a cooking competition unlike any a cooking competition unlike any
:15:28. > :15:30.a cooking competition unlike any other. The Taste is an American
:15:30. > :15:31.other. The Taste is an American other. The Taste is an American
:15:31. > :15:32.food talent contest, which is food talent contest, which is
:15:32. > :15:33.food talent contest, which is basically The Voice with food.
:15:33. > :15:34.basically The Voice with food. basically The Voice with food.
:15:34. > :15:35.basically The Voice with food. is all about the taste and nothing
:15:35. > :15:36.is all about the taste and nothing is all about the taste and nothing
:15:36. > :15:40.is all about the taste and nothing but the taste. We are tasting the
:15:40. > :15:42.but the taste. We are tasting the food blind. Britain's favourite
:15:42. > :15:43.food blind. Britain's favourite food blind. Britain's favourite
:15:43. > :15:46.food blind. Britain's favourite curvatron is joined by Mr Tumble, a
:15:46. > :15:50.curvatron is joined by Mr Tumble, a curvatron is joined by Mr Tumble, a
:15:50. > :15:53.Playmobil pool boy and Monica's dad Playmobil pool boy and Monica's dad
:15:53. > :15:54.Playmobil pool boy and Monica's dad from Friends. They have to taste
:15:54. > :15:57.from Friends. They have to taste from Friends. They have to taste
:15:57. > :15:58.one spoonful. It is an experience one spoonful. It is an experience
:15:58. > :15:58.one spoonful. It is an experience almost exactly like buying any meat
:15:58. > :15:59.almost exactly like buying any meat almost exactly like buying any meat
:15:59. > :16:00.product in Britain today. If they product in Britain today. If they
:16:00. > :16:03.product in Britain today. If they product in Britain today. If they
:16:03. > :16:05.like it, they can sign the chef like it, they can sign the chef
:16:05. > :16:06.like it, they can sign the chef like it, they can sign the chef
:16:06. > :16:08.responsible up for their team in a responsible up for their team in a
:16:08. > :16:09.responsible up for their team in a forthcoming cook off. It was cooked
:16:09. > :16:10.forthcoming cook off. It was cooked forthcoming cook off. It was cooked
:16:10. > :16:12.forthcoming cook off. It was cooked perfectly, I see you as somebody I
:16:12. > :16:13.perfectly, I see you as somebody I perfectly, I see you as somebody I
:16:13. > :16:18.perfectly, I see you as somebody I would like to work with and could
:16:18. > :16:20.would like to work with and could would like to work with and could
:16:20. > :16:21.would like to work with and could join my team. Some of these chefs
:16:21. > :16:22.join my team. Some of these chefs join my team. Some of these chefs
:16:22. > :16:23.join my team. Some of these chefs join my team. Some of these chefs
:16:23. > :16:25.turn out to be Dicks. I am going to turn out to be Dicks. I am going to
:16:26. > :16:26.turn out to be Dicks. I am going to come out them, full force. It's
:16:27. > :16:28.come out them, full force. It's come out them, full force. It's
:16:28. > :16:29.coming from the future, through a coming from the future, through a
:16:29. > :16:31.coming from the future, through a time portal, smashing them in the
:16:31. > :16:32.time portal, smashing them in the time portal, smashing them in the
:16:32. > :16:32.face with awesomeness. He is going face with awesomeness. He is going
:16:32. > :16:33.face with awesomeness. He is going face with awesomeness. He is going
:16:33. > :16:35.to put some food on a spoon and to put some food on a spoon and
:16:35. > :16:37.to put some food on a spoon and to put some food on a spoon and
:16:37. > :16:40.what is on that spoon, take it away what is on that spoon, take it away
:16:40. > :16:43.what is on that spoon, take it away chef. This is a pineapple, mushroom
:16:43. > :16:45.chef. This is a pineapple, mushroom ground Turkey, sun-dried tomato
:16:45. > :16:46.ground Turkey, sun-dried tomato ground Turkey, sun-dried tomato
:16:46. > :16:47.Mcand cheese stir fry. You can't Mcand cheese stir fry. You can't
:16:47. > :16:50.necessarily put those flavours necessarily put those flavours
:16:50. > :16:50.necessarily put those flavours necessarily put those flavours
:16:50. > :16:51.together in her head. I can imagine together in her head. I can imagine
:16:51. > :16:54.together in her head. I can imagine together in her head. I can imagine
:16:54. > :16:56.it coming out of my head into the it coming out of my head into the
:16:56. > :16:59.it coming out of my head into the toilet. When the food displeases
:16:59. > :17:01.toilet. When the food displeases toilet. When the food displeases
:17:01. > :17:03.toilet. When the food displeases the panel, they send it back to the
:17:03. > :17:04.the panel, they send it back to the the panel, they send it back to the
:17:04. > :17:05.the panel, they send it back to the kitchen. You will not be cooking in
:17:05. > :17:06.kitchen. You will not be cooking in kitchen. You will not be cooking in
:17:06. > :17:07.kitchen. You will not be cooking in my kitchen. They kill him, cut him
:17:08. > :17:08.my kitchen. They kill him, cut him my kitchen. They kill him, cut him
:17:08. > :17:11.my kitchen. They kill him, cut him up, cook him and eat him. Just
:17:11. > :17:12.up, cook him and eat him. Just up, cook him and eat him. Just
:17:12. > :17:13.kidding. I make food for kidding. I make food for
:17:13. > :17:15.kidding. I make food for awesomeness, not just tasting good.
:17:15. > :17:17.awesomeness, not just tasting good. awesomeness, not just tasting good.
:17:17. > :17:19.awesomeness, not just tasting good. That guy was a a professional chef.
:17:19. > :17:20.That guy was a a professional chef. That guy was a a professional chef.
:17:20. > :17:22.Many are amateurs, like this guy Many are amateurs, like this guy
:17:23. > :17:24.Many are amateurs, like this guy Many are amateurs, like this guy
:17:24. > :17:26.who has a truly shitty job. I am who has a truly shitty job. I am
:17:26. > :17:29.who has a truly shitty job. I am 37-years-old, I work in a waste
:17:29. > :17:30.37-years-old, I work in a waste 37-years-old, I work in a waste
:17:30. > :17:32.water treatment plant and your crap water treatment plant and your crap
:17:32. > :17:33.water treatment plant and your crap water treatment plant and your crap
:17:33. > :17:35.is my bread and butter. I would is my bread and butter. I would
:17:35. > :17:36.is my bread and butter. I would rather work in a kitchen, cooking
:17:36. > :17:37.rather work in a kitchen, cooking rather work in a kitchen, cooking
:17:37. > :17:38.food and dealing with what goes food and dealing with what goes
:17:38. > :17:39.food and dealing with what goes food and dealing with what goes
:17:39. > :17:39.into the body rather than the end into the body rather than the end
:17:39. > :17:40.into the body rather than the end into the body rather than the end
:17:40. > :17:41.result here, what comes out of the result here, what comes out of the
:17:41. > :17:42.result here, what comes out of the result here, what comes out of the
:17:42. > :17:43.body. I would have thought if you body. I would have thought if you
:17:43. > :17:45.body. I would have thought if you work indeed a sewage plant staring
:17:45. > :17:46.work indeed a sewage plant staring work indeed a sewage plant staring
:17:46. > :17:47.at human excrement all day long, at human excrement all day long,
:17:47. > :17:48.at human excrement all day long, at human excrement all day long,
:17:48. > :17:49.you would go out of your way to you would go out of your way to
:17:49. > :17:50.you would go out of your way to create a dish that looked nothing
:17:50. > :17:52.create a dish that looked nothing create a dish that looked nothing
:17:52. > :17:54.create a dish that looked nothing like it, but I would be wrong. On
:17:54. > :17:57.like it, but I would be wrong. On like it, but I would be wrong. On
:17:57. > :17:58.the positive side this dish does the positive side this dish does
:17:58. > :18:00.the positive side this dish does provide roughage and appears to be
:18:00. > :18:08.provide roughage and appears to be provide roughage and appears to be
:18:08. > :18:09.going down well with the judges. going down well with the judges.
:18:09. > :18:10.going down well with the judges. Technology and incredible yet bland
:18:10. > :18:11.Technology and incredible yet bland Technology and incredible yet bland
:18:11. > :18:14.Technology and incredible yet bland scenes as Sony hold a live web
:18:14. > :18:15.scenes as Sony hold a live web launch for their forthcoming
:18:15. > :18:16.launch for their forthcoming launch for their forthcoming
:18:16. > :18:17.PlayStation 4 console. They didn't PlayStation 4 console. They didn't
:18:17. > :18:19.PlayStation 4 console. They didn't actually show the machine itself.
:18:19. > :18:20.actually show the machine itself. actually show the machine itself.
:18:20. > :18:22.Instead a bizarre new Kevin Eldon Instead a bizarre new Kevin Eldon
:18:22. > :18:23.Instead a bizarre new Kevin Eldon character showed off the joypad.
:18:23. > :18:24.character showed off the joypad. character showed off the joypad.
:18:24. > :18:26.For the first time the new For the first time the new
:18:26. > :18:29.For the first time the new controller, and here it is.
:18:29. > :18:30.controller, and here it is. controller, and here it is.
:18:31. > :18:32.Dual Shock4 joypad, quivers were Dual Shock4 joypad, quivers were
:18:32. > :18:34.Dual Shock4 joypad, quivers were stimulated, and an inviting button
:18:34. > :18:37.stimulated, and an inviting button stimulated, and an inviting button
:18:37. > :18:38.stimulated, and an inviting button down below that aches to be touched.
:18:38. > :18:39.down below that aches to be touched. down below that aches to be touched.
:18:39. > :18:41.down below that aches to be touched. If you ask me the emphasis on share
:18:41. > :18:42.If you ask me the emphasis on share If you ask me the emphasis on share
:18:42. > :18:42.something an absolute disaster for something an absolute disaster for
:18:42. > :18:44.something an absolute disaster for the PlayStation because it looks
:18:44. > :18:45.the PlayStation because it looks the PlayStation because it looks
:18:45. > :18:47.like it will turn the blissfully like it will turn the blissfully
:18:47. > :18:49.like it will turn the blissfully isolated past time of grinning into
:18:50. > :18:51.isolated past time of grinning into isolated past time of grinning into
:18:51. > :18:53.a Facebook hell of socialised a Facebook hell of socialised
:18:53. > :18:54.a Facebook hell of socialised twattery. There were games, too,
:18:54. > :18:55.twattery. There were games, too, twattery. There were games, too,
:18:55. > :18:56.introduced by people trying to make introduced by people trying to make
:18:56. > :18:57.introduced by people trying to make them sound like things they weren't.
:18:57. > :18:58.them sound like things they weren't. them sound like things they weren't.
:18:58. > :19:00.them sound like things they weren't. This is a story about the loss of
:19:00. > :19:01.This is a story about the loss of This is a story about the loss of
:19:01. > :19:02.This is a story about the loss of home, the search for a new home and
:19:02. > :19:02.home, the search for a new home and home, the search for a new home and
:19:02. > :19:08.home, the search for a new home and the lengths to which people go to
:19:08. > :19:09.the lengths to which people go to the lengths to which people go to
:19:09. > :19:10.defend it. Sounds deep. This game defend it. Sounds deep. This game
:19:10. > :19:11.defend it. Sounds deep. This game is an inspiring meditation on
:19:11. > :19:13.is an inspiring meditation on is an inspiring meditation on
:19:13. > :19:14.shooting people in the future. As shooting people in the future. As
:19:14. > :19:15.shooting people in the future. As shooting people in the future. As
:19:15. > :19:16.well as a game where you shoot well as a game where you shoot
:19:16. > :19:17.well as a game where you shoot well as a game where you shoot
:19:17. > :19:18.everyone in the future, there was a everyone in the future, there was a
:19:18. > :19:20.everyone in the future, there was a game where you drive cars quickly,
:19:20. > :19:21.game where you drive cars quickly, game where you drive cars quickly,
:19:21. > :19:23.game where you drive cars quickly, a game where you fight goblins and
:19:23. > :19:25.a game where you fight goblins and a game where you fight goblins and
:19:25. > :19:29.a tech demonstration of the a tech demonstration of the
:19:29. > :19:31.PlayStation's 4's ability to PlayStation's 4's ability to
:19:31. > :19:33.PlayStation's 4's ability to resurrect the disembodied head of
:19:33. > :19:34.resurrect the disembodied head of resurrect the disembodied head of
:19:34. > :19:37.Jimmy Savile. You can feel the Jimmy Savile. You can feel the
:19:37. > :19:37.Jimmy Savile. You can feel the Jimmy Savile. You can feel the
:19:38. > :19:39.emotions look can at his face. emotions look can at his face.
:19:39. > :19:41.emotions look can at his face. quite Mario, is it. Isn't everyone
:19:41. > :19:42.quite Mario, is it. Isn't everyone quite Mario, is it. Isn't everyone
:19:42. > :19:44.on the internet horrible. Yes they on the internet horrible. Yes they
:19:44. > :19:46.on the internet horrible. Yes they are. Here is someone who thinks
:19:46. > :19:55.are. Here is someone who thinks are. Here is someone who thinks
:19:55. > :19:59.that's that's just swell, Doug I am Doug Stanhope and that is why
:19:59. > :20:00.I am Doug Stanhope and that is why I am Doug Stanhope and that is why
:20:00. > :20:02.I am Doug Stanhope and that is why I drink. Evidently in the UK you
:20:02. > :20:03.I drink. Evidently in the UK you I drink. Evidently in the UK you
:20:03. > :20:05.have some vague ambiguous laws have some vague ambiguous laws
:20:05. > :20:07.have some vague ambiguous laws about mean tweeting. Where you can
:20:07. > :20:08.about mean tweeting. Where you can about mean tweeting. Where you can
:20:08. > :20:10.about mean tweeting. Where you can go to prison for being abusive on
:20:10. > :20:10.go to prison for being abusive on go to prison for being abusive on
:20:10. > :20:12.the internet. Where in the United the internet. Where in the United
:20:12. > :20:12.the internet. Where in the United States, being rude on the internet,
:20:12. > :20:14.States, being rude on the internet, States, being rude on the internet,
:20:14. > :20:15.that's the purpose of it. That's that's the purpose of it. That's
:20:15. > :20:16.that's the purpose of it. That's that's the purpose of it. That's
:20:16. > :20:17.why you are on the internet. That why you are on the internet. That
:20:17. > :20:18.why you are on the internet. That why you are on the internet. That
:20:18. > :20:19.is like making porn legal but it is is like making porn legal but it is
:20:19. > :20:20.is like making porn legal but it is is like making porn legal but it is
:20:20. > :20:21.against the law to jerk off to it. against the law to jerk off to it.
:20:21. > :20:22.against the law to jerk off to it. against the law to jerk off to it.
:20:22. > :20:25.A lot of people are against mean A lot of people are against mean
:20:25. > :20:25.A lot of people are against mean tweeting because it is usually at
:20:25. > :20:26.tweeting because it is usually at tweeting because it is usually at
:20:26. > :20:27.tweeting because it is usually at your expense. You are a big man
:20:27. > :20:29.your expense. You are a big man your expense. You are a big man
:20:29. > :20:30.when you are sitting behind your when you are sitting behind your
:20:30. > :20:31.when you are sitting behind your keyboard but you would never say
:20:31. > :20:32.keyboard but you would never say keyboard but you would never say
:20:32. > :20:33.keyboard but you would never say that shit to my face. Of course I
:20:33. > :20:35.that shit to my face. Of course I that shit to my face. Of course I
:20:35. > :20:37.wouldn't, you would hit me. Why wouldn't, you would hit me. Why
:20:37. > :20:37.wouldn't, you would hit me. Why wouldn't, you would hit me. Why
:20:37. > :20:38.would I envoke violence when I can would I envoke violence when I can
:20:38. > :20:40.would I envoke violence when I can would I envoke violence when I can
:20:40. > :20:42.do it from the safety of my own do it from the safety of my own
:20:42. > :20:44.do it from the safety of my own home. The internet is built for
:20:44. > :20:45.home. The internet is built for tragedy and inappropriate comments.
:20:45. > :20:48.tragedy and inappropriate comments. tragedy and inappropriate comments.
:20:48. > :20:49.Tragedy, that is when comics come Tragedy, that is when comics come
:20:49. > :20:50.Tragedy, that is when comics come to life. Tragedy happens, comic has
:20:50. > :20:51.to life. Tragedy happens, comic has to life. Tragedy happens, comic has
:20:51. > :20:52.to life. Tragedy happens, comic has to spring into action. You want to
:20:52. > :20:53.to spring into action. You want to to spring into action. You want to
:20:53. > :20:54.to spring into action. You want to be the first on stage or on the
:20:54. > :20:55.be the first on stage or on the be the first on stage or on the
:20:55. > :20:56.laptop to make an inappropriate laptop to make an inappropriate
:20:56. > :20:58.laptop to make an inappropriate laptop to make an inappropriate
:20:58. > :20:59.joke. That is what it is there for. joke. That is what it is there for.
:20:59. > :21:01.joke. That is what it is there for. Dead celebrities, race to the
:21:01. > :21:02.Dead celebrities, race to the Dead celebrities, race to the
:21:02. > :21:04.internet, I can't wait. Whitney internet, I can't wait. Whitney
:21:04. > :21:05.internet, I can't wait. Whitney Houston, what have you got. People
:21:05. > :21:08.Houston, what have you got. People Houston, what have you got. People
:21:08. > :21:10.Houston, what have you got. People go that's too soon. You say no,
:21:10. > :21:11.go that's too soon. You say no, go that's too soon. You say no,
:21:11. > :21:12.it's perfectly timed, they've just it's perfectly timed, they've just
:21:13. > :21:13.it's perfectly timed, they've just died. How dare you question my
:21:14. > :21:18.died. How dare you question my died. How dare you question my
:21:18. > :21:21.timing, I am a professional. Too timing, I am a professional. Too
:21:21. > :21:21.timing, I am a professional. Too timing, I am a professional. Too
:21:22. > :21:23.soon! For the first time in a soon! For the first time in a
:21:23. > :21:24.soon! For the first time in a celebrity's ego driven career they
:21:24. > :21:25.celebrity's ego driven career they celebrity's ego driven career they
:21:25. > :21:26.celebrity's ego driven career they finally are dead and don't have to
:21:26. > :21:26.finally are dead and don't have to finally are dead and don't have to
:21:26. > :21:28.finally are dead and don't have to give a shit about what you said
:21:28. > :21:30.give a shit about what you said give a shit about what you said
:21:30. > :21:31.about them on the internet. How about them on the internet. How
:21:31. > :21:32.about them on the internet. How limited is your manages that not
:21:32. > :21:33.limited is your manages that not limited is your manages that not
:21:33. > :21:34.limited is your manages that not only do you believe in an after
:21:34. > :21:35.only do you believe in an after only do you believe in an after
:21:35. > :21:41.only do you believe in an after life but you still think it has
:21:41. > :21:41.life but you still think it has life but you still think it has
:21:41. > :21:43.social networking. Where your dead social networking. Where your dead
:21:43. > :21:44.social networking. Where your dead celebrities down in line checking
:21:44. > :21:45.celebrities down in line checking celebrities down in line checking
:21:45. > :21:47.celebrities down in line checking her iPhone. I hope I better be
:21:47. > :21:48.her iPhone. I hope I better be her iPhone. I hope I better be
:21:48. > :21:49.trending at least. That comment is trending at least. That comment is
:21:49. > :21:51.trending at least. That comment is trending at least. That comment is
:21:51. > :21:51.a little off colour, that is salty. a little off colour, that is salty.
:21:51. > :21:53.a little off colour, that is salty. a little off colour, that is salty.
:21:53. > :21:55.Could have saved that until I was Could have saved that until I was
:21:55. > :21:55.Could have saved that until I was Could have saved that until I was
:21:55. > :21:56.cold. It is weird that the church cold. It is weird that the church
:21:56. > :21:57.cold. It is weird that the church cold. It is weird that the church
:21:57. > :21:59.cold. It is weird that the church can say you are going to go to hell
:21:59. > :22:00.can say you are going to go to hell can say you are going to go to hell
:22:00. > :22:02.can say you are going to go to hell if you mast bait, but if I tweet
:22:02. > :22:03.if you mast bait, but if I tweet if you mast bait, but if I tweet
:22:03. > :22:05.if you mast bait, but if I tweet your father is in hell because he
:22:05. > :22:07.your father is in hell because he your father is in hell because he
:22:07. > :22:08.your father is in hell because he master bathed, do I go to prison
:22:08. > :22:09.master bathed, do I go to prison master bathed, do I go to prison
:22:09. > :22:11.master bathed, do I go to prison for that. I don't know, I'm not a
:22:11. > :22:13.for that. I don't know, I'm not a for that. I don't know, I'm not a
:22:13. > :22:15.barrister. A musical interlude and barrister. A musical interlude and
:22:15. > :22:16.the grassroots celebration of the grassroots celebration of
:22:16. > :22:20.the grassroots celebration of artistic authenticity that is the
:22:20. > :22:24.artistic authenticity that is the artistic authenticity that is the
:22:24. > :22:28.BRITs thrilled throughers from -- viewers nationwide.
:22:28. > :22:31.viewers nationwide. viewers nationwide.
:22:31. > :22:33.Muse performed their symphony for Muse performed their symphony for
:22:33. > :22:36.Muse performed their symphony for youth or chest radio and kitchen
:22:36. > :22:38.sink. sink.
:22:38. > :22:42.sink. Before James corden unveiled the
:22:42. > :22:44.Before James corden unveiled the magnificently diverse musical menu
:22:44. > :22:45.magnificently diverse musical menu magnificently diverse musical menu
:22:45. > :22:48.magnificently diverse musical menu on offer that evening. I like my
:22:48. > :22:48.on offer that evening. I like my on offer that evening. I like my
:22:48. > :22:50.music bland. Mumford & Sons are music bland. Mumford & Sons are
:22:50. > :22:52.music bland. Mumford & Sons are music bland. Mumford & Sons are
:22:53. > :22:55.going to be here. Taylor Swift. going to be here. Taylor Swift.
:22:55. > :23:00.going to be here. Taylor Swift. Ben Howard. Probably, yes.Robbie
:23:00. > :23:01.Ben Howard. Probably, yes.Robbie Ben Howard. Probably, yes.Robbie
:23:01. > :23:02.Williams. Result.Emile Sande and Williams. Result.Emile Sande and
:23:02. > :23:03.Williams. Result.Emile Sande and Williams. Result.Emile Sande and
:23:03. > :23:07.five young men that go by the name five young men that go by the name
:23:07. > :23:09.five young men that go by the name of one direction are here. Jackpot.
:23:09. > :23:12.of one direction are here. Jackpot. Having established its credentials
:23:12. > :23:13.Having established its credentials Having established its credentials
:23:13. > :23:14.with awards like the rock'n'roll with awards like the rock'n'roll
:23:14. > :23:15.with awards like the rock'n'roll Mastercard Album of the Year, the
:23:15. > :23:19.Mastercard Album of the Year, the Mastercard Album of the Year, the
:23:19. > :23:22.ceremony continued to wow audiences ceremony continued to wow audiences
:23:22. > :23:28.by handing meaningless statuettes by handing meaningless statuettes
:23:28. > :23:30.by handing meaningless statuettes by handing meaningless statuettes
:23:30. > :23:32.to musical farts. One of the most to musical farts. One of the most
:23:32. > :23:33.to musical farts. One of the most exciting things about make ago
:23:33. > :23:34.exciting things about make ago exciting things about make ago
:23:34. > :23:35.second album is doubling the size second album is doubling the size
:23:35. > :23:35.second album is doubling the size second album is doubling the size
:23:36. > :23:40.of the window that people get to of the window that people get to
:23:40. > :23:41.of the window that people get to look in at what we do.
:23:41. > :23:42.look in at what we do. look in at what we do.
:23:42. > :23:47.look in at what we do. Some of these songs take years to
:23:47. > :23:54.Some of these songs take years to Some of these songs take years to
:23:54. > :23:56.finish. There were spine tingling finish. There were spine tingling
:23:56. > :23:58.performances from Tintin Bumbaclart, performances from Tintin Bumbaclart,
:23:59. > :24:00.wipe-clean vinyl Tweenies, and wipe-clean vinyl Tweenies, and
:24:00. > :24:02.Emile Sande, who transport Emile Sande, who transport
:24:02. > :24:03.Emile Sande, who transport transported us back to a happier
:24:03. > :24:04.transported us back to a happier transported us back to a happier
:24:04. > :24:09.transported us back to a happier time last year, before most of us
:24:09. > :24:11.time last year, before most of us had heard of her.
:24:11. > :24:13.had heard of her. Following another five million
:24:13. > :24:15.Following another five million Following another five million
:24:15. > :24:16.mentions of Mumford & Sons, the mentions of Mumford & Sons, the
:24:16. > :24:17.mentions of Mumford & Sons, the corporate inport export awards were
:24:17. > :24:18.corporate inport export awards were corporate inport export awards were
:24:18. > :24:19.corporate inport export awards were over for another year. It is not
:24:19. > :24:19.over for another year. It is not over for another year. It is not
:24:19. > :24:20.over for another year. It is not the last you will have heard of all
:24:20. > :24:24.the last you will have heard of all the last you will have heard of all
:24:24. > :24:26.the acts feature because they will the acts feature because they will
:24:26. > :24:28.the acts feature because they will be playing unrelentingly in every
:24:28. > :24:38.be playing unrelentingly in every be playing unrelentingly in every
:24:38. > :24:43.
:24:43. > :24:46.Controversy and the news chickens Controversy and the news chickens
:24:46. > :24:47.Controversy and the news chickens Controversy and the news chickens
:24:47. > :24:49.get in a flap as brainy hautor get in a flap as brainy hautor
:24:49. > :24:51.get in a flap as brainy hautor Hilary Mantel criticises our Kate.
:24:51. > :24:52.Hilary Mantel criticises our Kate. Hilary Mantel criticises our Kate.
:24:52. > :24:53.Hilary Mantel criticises our Kate. You can see some of the language
:24:53. > :24:55.You can see some of the language You can see some of the language
:24:55. > :24:57.being used in the headline. being used in the headline.
:24:57. > :24:58.being used in the headline. plastic Princess designed to breed,
:24:58. > :24:59.plastic Princess designed to breed, plastic Princess designed to breed,
:24:59. > :25:01.plastic Princess designed to breed, I think I ordered one of those off
:25:01. > :25:02.I think I ordered one of those off I think I ordered one of those off
:25:02. > :25:04.the internet. The comments upset the internet. The comments upset
:25:04. > :25:05.the internet. The comments upset some of the biggest anchors in
:25:05. > :25:08.some of the biggest anchors in some of the biggest anchors in
:25:08. > :25:10.Britain. She's described her as a Britain. She's described her as a
:25:10. > :25:11.machine-made Princess with a machine-made Princess with a
:25:11. > :25:13.machine-made Princess with a plastic smile. I think that's
:25:13. > :25:14.plastic smile. I think that's plastic smile. I think that's
:25:14. > :25:16.really unnecessary. It also caused really unnecessary. It also caused
:25:16. > :25:18.really unnecessary. It also caused upsetting exchanges on This Morning.
:25:18. > :25:20.upsetting exchanges on This Morning. upsetting exchanges on This Morning.
:25:21. > :25:22.When is being polite, genting, well When is being polite, genting, well
:25:22. > :25:23.mannered suddenly become plastic mannered suddenly become plastic
:25:23. > :25:25.mannered suddenly become plastic mannered suddenly become plastic
:25:25. > :25:27.and fake. I think she should shut and fake. I think she should shut
:25:27. > :25:28.and fake. I think she should shut and fake. I think she should shut
:25:28. > :25:30.up. The PM chipped in.It is up. The PM chipped in.It is
:25:30. > :25:33.completely misguided and completely completely misguided and completely
:25:33. > :25:35.completely misguided and completely wrong. Not everyone joined in? Some
:25:35. > :25:36.wrong. Not everyone joined in? Some wrong. Not everyone joined in? Some
:25:36. > :25:37.wrong. Not everyone joined in? Some it actually read the article.
:25:37. > :25:38.it actually read the article. it actually read the article.
:25:38. > :25:40.all about the history of consorts, all about the history of consorts,
:25:40. > :25:41.all about the history of consorts, what happens to consorts. She does
:25:41. > :25:42.what happens to consorts. She does what happens to consorts. She does
:25:42. > :25:43.what happens to consorts. She does slag Kate off in it? What she was
:25:43. > :25:44.slag Kate off in it? What she was slag Kate off in it? What she was
:25:44. > :25:46.try to go say there's something try to go say there's something
:25:46. > :25:48.try to go say there's something try to go say there's something
:25:48. > :25:48.that happens when a woman rar woman that happens when a woman rar woman
:25:49. > :25:49.that happens when a woman rar woman maries into the Royal Family, we
:25:49. > :25:50.maries into the Royal Family, we maries into the Royal Family, we
:25:50. > :25:51.maries into the Royal Family, we expect her not to say anything, we
:25:51. > :25:53.expect her not to say anything, we expect her not to say anything, we
:25:53. > :25:53.comment about her dress, that we comment about her dress, that we
:25:53. > :25:55.comment about her dress, that we almost turn our Royal Family into
:25:55. > :25:56.almost turn our Royal Family into almost turn our Royal Family into
:25:56. > :25:57.almost turn our Royal Family into dolls. God knows where she got that
:25:57. > :25:59.dolls. God knows where she got that dolls. God knows where she got that
:25:59. > :26:00.impression, unless she watches the impression, unless she watches the
:26:00. > :26:02.impression, unless she watches the news. With those trademark heels,
:26:02. > :26:06.news. With those trademark heels, news. With those trademark heels,
:26:06. > :26:11.Kate stepped into new new territory. Kate stepped into new new territory.
:26:11. > :26:13.Kate stepped into new new territory. With her green coat... The media
:26:13. > :26:15.With her green coat... The media With her green coat... The media
:26:15. > :26:17.portrayal of Kate tends to treat portrayal of Kate tends to treat
:26:17. > :26:23.portrayal of Kate tends to treat portrayal of Kate tends to treat
:26:23. > :26:24.her more like a mannequin than a her more like a mannequin than a
:26:24. > :26:26.her more like a mannequin than a real woman. The Duchess of
:26:26. > :26:27.real woman. The Duchess of real woman. The Duchess of
:26:27. > :26:30.Cambridge just inside wearing a Cambridge just inside wearing a
:26:30. > :26:32.Cambridge just inside wearing a black and white dress. A very
:26:32. > :26:33.black and white dress. A very black and white dress. A very
:26:33. > :26:34.black and white dress. A very visible bump. When they let us hear
:26:34. > :26:35.visible bump. When they let us hear visible bump. When they let us hear
:26:35. > :26:36.visible bump. When they let us hear her voice, it is such a rare event,
:26:36. > :26:38.her voice, it is such a rare event, her voice, it is such a rare event,
:26:38. > :26:39.her voice, it is such a rare event, all the news channels treat it like
:26:39. > :26:42.all the news channels treat it like all the news channels treat it like
:26:42. > :26:45.a massive story in itself. a massive story in itself.
:26:45. > :26:47.a massive story in itself. Attention wasn't on how she she
:26:47. > :26:49.Attention wasn't on how she she Attention wasn't on how she she
:26:49. > :26:50.Attention wasn't on how she she looked, but on what she said.
:26:50. > :26:53.looked, but on what she said. looked, but on what she said.
:26:53. > :26:55.only sorry William can't be here only sorry William can't be here
:26:55. > :26:56.only sorry William can't be here only sorry William can't be here
:26:56. > :26:57.today. He would love it here. today. He would love it here.
:26:57. > :26:58.today. He would love it here. done pretty, back in your box.
:26:58. > :27:00.done pretty, back in your box. done pretty, back in your box.
:27:00. > :27:02.done pretty, back in your box. Based on the book of the same name
:27:02. > :27:03.Based on the book of the same name Based on the book of the same name
:27:03. > :27:05.Cloud Atlas is a visually Cloud Atlas is a visually
:27:05. > :27:06.Cloud Atlas is a visually spectacular attempt as creating a
:27:06. > :27:07.spectacular attempt as creating a blockbuster spanning several
:27:07. > :27:09.blockbuster spanning several blockbuster spanning several
:27:09. > :27:15.blockbuster spanning several centuries of made up time, it stars
:27:15. > :27:23.centuries of made up time, it stars centuries of made up time, it stars
:27:23. > :27:25.Tom Hanks, Halle Berry, Hugh Grant, Ben Whishaw.
:27:25. > :27:27.Ben Whishaw. Ben Whishaw.
:27:27. > :27:31.Ben Whishaw. In Cloud Atlas, the novelty is it
:27:31. > :27:33.In Cloud Atlas, the novelty is it In Cloud Atlas, the novelty is it
:27:33. > :27:34.consists of six stories starring consists of six stories starring
:27:34. > :27:35.consists of six stories starring consists of six stories starring
:27:36. > :27:38.the same cast. It means the whole the same cast. It means the whole
:27:38. > :27:42.the same cast. It means the whole things feels like playing where's
:27:42. > :27:44.things feels like playing where's things feels like playing where's
:27:44. > :27:44.wally with famous people. It gets wally with famous people. It gets
:27:44. > :27:45.wally with famous people. It gets particularly weird when say Halle
:27:45. > :27:47.particularly weird when say Halle particularly weird when say Halle
:27:47. > :27:51.particularly weird when say Halle Berry turns up as a white woman,
:27:51. > :27:53.Berry turns up as a white woman, Berry turns up as a white woman,
:27:53. > :27:54.Berry turns up as a white woman, Hugh Grant turns up as a Korean.
:27:54. > :27:56.Hugh Grant turns up as a Korean. Hugh Grant turns up as a Korean.
:27:56. > :27:58.The film continually flips from one The film continually flips from one
:27:58. > :27:59.The film continually flips from one The film continually flips from one
:27:59. > :28:00.story to another in a manner that story to another in a manner that
:28:00. > :28:01.story to another in a manner that draws parallels between the Shaggy
:28:01. > :28:03.draws parallels between the Shaggy draws parallels between the Shaggy
:28:03. > :28:05.draws parallels between the Shaggy dog stories but feels like you are
:28:05. > :28:06.dog stories but feels like you are dog stories but feels like you are
:28:06. > :28:07.watching six different mini series. watching six different mini series.
:28:07. > :28:09.watching six different mini series. watching six different mini series.
:28:09. > :28:11.You need an atlas to find your way You need an atlas to find your way
:28:12. > :28:13.You need an atlas to find your way You need an atlas to find your way
:28:13. > :28:14.through the thing. It is hard to through the thing. It is hard to
:28:14. > :28:15.through the thing. It is hard to care about characters whose lives
:28:15. > :28:16.care about characters whose lives care about characters whose lives
:28:16. > :28:18.are experiencing for just a few are experiencing for just a few
:28:18. > :28:20.are experiencing for just a few moments at a time across 180
:28:20. > :28:21.minutes. minutes.
:28:21. > :28:22.minutes. The most profound thing I learned
:28:22. > :28:23.The most profound thing I learned The most profound thing I learned
:28:23. > :28:24.about the human condition across about the human condition across
:28:24. > :28:25.about the human condition across about the human condition across
:28:25. > :28:27.its three hour running time is how its three hour running time is how
:28:27. > :28:32.its three hour running time is how long my bladder can hold out.
:28:32. > :28:34.long my bladder can hold out. long my bladder can hold out.
:28:34. > :28:38.Joining me now to discuss Cloud Joining me now to discuss Cloud
:28:38. > :28:41.Joining me now to discuss Cloud Atlas are Charlie Brooker from 1973
:28:41. > :28:45.Atlas are Charlie Brooker from 1973 Atlas are Charlie Brooker from 1973
:28:45. > :28:46.and Charlie Brooker from the fall. and Charlie Brooker from the fall.
:28:46. > :28:47.and Charlie Brooker from the fall. and Charlie Brooker from the fall.
:28:47. > :28:49.What is a book? You look at at What is a book? You look at at
:28:50. > :28:50.What is a book? You look at at shapes on paper and it makes
:28:50. > :28:53.shapes on paper and it makes shapes on paper and it makes
:28:53. > :28:55.shapes on paper and it makes pictures appear in in your head.
:28:55. > :28:55.pictures appear in in your head. pictures appear in in your head.
:28:55. > :28:57.pictures appear in in your head. you have cave paintings? Yes, no I
:28:57. > :28:58.you have cave paintings? Yes, no I you have cave paintings? Yes, no I
:28:58. > :28:59.you have cave paintings? Yes, no I haven't. Have you Read the book?
:28:59. > :29:01.haven't. Have you Read the book? haven't. Have you Read the book?
:29:01. > :29:01.haven't. Have you Read the book? haven't, I have to be honest, I
:29:01. > :29:02.haven't, I have to be honest, I haven't, I have to be honest, I
:29:02. > :29:03.don't really know it would have don't really know it would have
:29:04. > :29:05.don't really know it would have don't really know it would have
:29:05. > :29:07.helped if I had. I found the whole helped if I had. I found the whole
:29:07. > :29:08.multiple character thing tricksy multiple character thing tricksy
:29:08. > :29:10.multiple character thing tricksy and annoying. There is something
:29:10. > :29:11.and annoying. There is something and annoying. There is something
:29:11. > :29:13.stupid about seeing Hugh Grant stupid about seeing Hugh Grant
:29:13. > :29:16.stupid about seeing Hugh Grant playing a can balance. Balance --
:29:16. > :29:26.playing a can balance. Balance -- playing a can balance. Balance --
:29:26. > :29:31.
:29:31. > :29:32.playing a can balance. Balance -- What is Mrs Brown's Boys. You would
:29:32. > :29:34.What is Mrs Brown's Boys. You would What is Mrs Brown's Boys. You would
:29:34. > :29:35.What is Mrs Brown's Boys. You would love it. I am finding this sequence
:29:35. > :29:36.love it. I am finding this sequence love it. I am finding this sequence
:29:36. > :29:37.quite self-indull gent. I never quite self-indull gent. I never
:29:37. > :29:37.quite self-indull gent. I never quite self-indull gent. I never
:29:37. > :29:39.like this bit of the show. Neither like this bit of the show. Neither
:29:39. > :29:40.like this bit of the show. Neither like this bit of the show. Neither
:29:40. > :29:41.of you had to turn up. We didn't. of you had to turn up. We didn't.
:29:41. > :29:43.of you had to turn up. We didn't. We're not here, you are imagining