0:00:03 > 0:00:08Welcome to Sparkhill, Birmingham. The capital of British Pakistan.
0:00:14 > 0:00:16They all know me. Do you like my suit?
0:00:21 > 0:00:25# We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year... #
0:00:25 > 0:00:27HE HAWKS
0:00:27 > 0:00:32It's Christmas! And I'm going to give you a special treat.
0:00:32 > 0:00:36One time only, Grandpa changes your nappy!
0:00:36 > 0:00:39Easy-peasy, eh!
0:00:39 > 0:00:43You know, I used to change your mummy's nappies and Auntie Alia's.
0:00:43 > 0:00:48Little girls, little boys, it's the same thing, isn't it?
0:00:53 > 0:00:55Oh! Dirty!
0:00:59 > 0:01:03Alia, beti, maybe you should change his nappy next time, huh?
0:01:03 > 0:01:05I'm helping Naani wrap her presents.
0:01:05 > 0:01:08Let me guess, old fruit and nut, just like her.
0:01:09 > 0:01:10Heh!
0:01:10 > 0:01:13Anyway, Christmas has come early for me, this year.
0:01:13 > 0:01:16Look at this, best present ever!
0:01:16 > 0:01:19"Who got all the cheese?" I thought you didn't like cheese?
0:01:19 > 0:01:23It's not about cheese, beti. It's about business.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25Oh, right. Who gave it to you?
0:01:25 > 0:01:27You did.
0:01:27 > 0:01:31Since your mother's in Pakistan, I decided to buy my own presents.
0:01:31 > 0:01:35I knew my favourite daughter would get me exactly what I wanted.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37- You're welcome. - You didn't get me anything.
0:01:37 > 0:01:38Correct.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42So, according to chapter one,
0:01:42 > 0:01:45the first thing you need to do in business is find a gap in the market.
0:01:45 > 0:01:46And I've got mine.
0:01:46 > 0:01:49- What is it? - Christmas for Muslims!
0:01:51 > 0:01:54- What?- Think about it, beti. What is Christmas all about?
0:01:54 > 0:01:56- Um...- That's right. Spending money.
0:01:58 > 0:02:02Everyone's wasting money on all kinds of rubbish, except us Muslims.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04Why should we be left out?
0:02:05 > 0:02:06It's discrimination!
0:02:07 > 0:02:12Exactly! So, I've created a whole new product.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15I've got an interested party coming round later.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17A well-known business Dragon!
0:02:17 > 0:02:19Wow! Which one?
0:02:19 > 0:02:22Mr Ali from Ali's Cash and Carry in Stechford!
0:02:23 > 0:02:24Idiot!
0:02:24 > 0:02:26You should be in Pakistan.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28She twisted her ankle, Papaji!
0:02:28 > 0:02:30So she says.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33- Let us know if you need anything, Naanijaan.- Huh.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35Like, if you want me to get you anything to eat or drink.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37Or Papaji to take you to the toilet.
0:02:40 > 0:02:44Mrs Khan is flying back tonight. See if you can hold on till then.
0:02:45 > 0:02:49Right, let's get baby Mo back to his mum and dad's.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51I'll just let them know that we're on our way.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55We're on our way!
0:03:03 > 0:03:04- Here he is!- Hello!
0:03:04 > 0:03:07This wheelchair's a bit rickety, Naani.
0:03:07 > 0:03:08Because it's cheap.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11It's not cheap! It's top of the range.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13Fell off back of lorry!
0:03:13 > 0:03:16I got it from one of my business contacts.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18The brakes don't work properly, though.
0:03:18 > 0:03:22Alia, beti, if the brakes worked it wouldn't have fallen off the lorry.
0:03:23 > 0:03:24Have you seen this?
0:03:30 > 0:03:33- What a load of... - That's meant to be Dave!
0:03:33 > 0:03:35What? The ginger man standing outside a mosque wishing me
0:03:35 > 0:03:38a nondenominational happy Christmas. Are you sure?
0:03:38 > 0:03:41I think so. It does say Dave on his hat.
0:03:43 > 0:03:46The Winter Wonderland is to raise money for a new soft play
0:03:46 > 0:03:48area at the mosque community centre.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50Baby Mo loves it there.
0:03:50 > 0:03:54Whenever I go and pick him up, he just cries and cries
0:03:54 > 0:03:56because he doesn't want to leave.
0:03:56 > 0:03:57That may not be the reason.
0:03:59 > 0:04:03Everyone's chipping in to help. I promised we'd get a snow machine.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06It'll be fantastic. Baby Mo's first white Christmas!
0:04:06 > 0:04:09Snow? How are we going to do that?
0:04:09 > 0:04:12You'll think of something, budhoo.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14- OK.- Well, I'm not going.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17I've got a meeting with my business Dragon, then I've got to go to the
0:04:17 > 0:04:19airport to pick up your mother, and the rest of them.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Not Chunky Uncle?
0:04:21 > 0:04:22And Halitosis Auntie.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27We'll put them up here. Amjad can get out the sofa bed.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30You know what, Shazia? I never thought I'd say this,
0:04:30 > 0:04:32but I'm so glad you live next door.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34I know, we're so lucky to have this place.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37- It's just a shame we're going to have to leave.- Eh?
0:04:37 > 0:04:39Our landlord is selling the house.
0:04:39 > 0:04:40Why don't you just buy it, then?
0:04:40 > 0:04:43We want to, but we haven't got enough for the deposit.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46Unless we can get it by Friday, he's going to accept another offer.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48He's just maximising the return on his assets.
0:04:48 > 0:04:51- That's chapter two of my book. - Oh, right.
0:04:51 > 0:04:55He sounds like a good man, your landlord. Is he Pakistani?
0:04:55 > 0:04:57- Indian.- The thieving, money grabbing...- Dad!
0:04:59 > 0:05:03We've been saving for months, but we're still £2,000 short.
0:05:03 > 0:05:06This will be our last Christmas here!
0:05:06 > 0:05:08Just when I've got the place how we want it.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10And Mo's settled at the daycare centre, and...
0:05:10 > 0:05:15- Shazia, no need to worry. - What?- Your father will sort it.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18- Can you lend us the money!- No.
0:05:18 > 0:05:22But I've got a new business idea that's going to make me rich!
0:05:22 > 0:05:25Very soon, I'll be living in Harborne,
0:05:25 > 0:05:29in a detached house with gold taps and white neighbours!
0:05:32 > 0:05:35- How does that help us? - Our house will be empty.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38- Oh, you mean... - Yes. You can rent it off me!
0:05:45 > 0:05:51- Amjad!- Shazia told me to get the bedding for Auntie Poo-breath.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53Make sure you burn it afterwards.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55Right, I need your help with this.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57OK, is that a new shredder?
0:05:57 > 0:06:00Fully automatic. Latest model.
0:06:00 > 0:06:03£39.99. I got it for Christmas!
0:06:03 > 0:06:07- Who from?- You and Shazia. You can pay me later.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09What are you doing, sir?
0:06:09 > 0:06:11I'm shredding all the copies of my business plan.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13I can't have someone stealing my idea.
0:06:13 > 0:06:17You see, Amjad, in business, information is power.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20- That's chapter three of my book. - It sounds like a good book!
0:06:20 > 0:06:24It is! Now, I need you to help me rehearse my pitch for the Dragon.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26He's going to be here any minute.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28- You want me to pretend to be a Dragon?- That's it!
0:06:28 > 0:06:30Grrr!
0:06:37 > 0:06:38Sorry, sir.
0:06:38 > 0:06:42The secret to any business negotiation is to get
0:06:42 > 0:06:44the other party to trust you.
0:06:44 > 0:06:45Right! How?
0:06:45 > 0:06:51Well, let's say it's me and you, and we're meeting for the first time.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54- Hello, Amjad. - How did you know my name?!
0:06:56 > 0:06:59Let's just say I already knew your name.
0:06:59 > 0:07:03It's important to use their name and make lots of eye contact.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05Hello, Amjad, so pleased to meet you, Amjad.
0:07:05 > 0:07:09You know, Amjad, Shazia's told me great things about you, Amjad.
0:07:09 > 0:07:10I do trust you!
0:07:12 > 0:07:15It's been a pleasure doing business with you.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17My tie!
0:07:18 > 0:07:21- It's caught in the shredder, sir! - I know that, you idiot! Get it out!
0:07:21 > 0:07:23Not the beard! Not the beard!
0:07:26 > 0:07:30The snow. The paper.
0:07:30 > 0:07:32Sir! Sir!
0:07:32 > 0:07:35I think I actually have thought of something! I've got to go!
0:07:37 > 0:07:39Amjad!
0:07:39 > 0:07:41Amjad! Wait!
0:07:41 > 0:07:46- Tell Shazia I've gone to the Winter Wonderland!- Idiot!
0:07:46 > 0:07:48I want you to take this to Shazia!
0:07:48 > 0:07:51- What is it? - Surprise Christmas present.
0:07:51 > 0:07:55- I'll do it later. - Nahin! I want you to do it now.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58In a minute. I've got a business meeting.
0:07:58 > 0:08:01I'm going to pitch my idea like they do on Dragons' Den, give him
0:08:01 > 0:08:04my figures and projections so he can do some number crunching.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07One day I might get to do it in front of the real Dragons!
0:08:07 > 0:08:09Imagine, Deborah Meaden crunching on my numbers!
0:08:13 > 0:08:15Mr Khan? I'm here for our meeting.
0:08:15 > 0:08:19- Sorry, the front door was open, so...- You're not Mr Ali.
0:08:19 > 0:08:21No, he can't be here.
0:08:21 > 0:08:25He's receiving a massive delivery of beetroot chutney from Oman.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29I'm his business partner, Mr Ghopal.
0:08:29 > 0:08:33- Ghopal?- Yes.- But that's an Indian name.- Yes.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36- But that means...- What? - You're an Indian!
0:08:36 > 0:08:41- Is that a problem?- No! Of course not! Will you excuse me for a moment?
0:08:46 > 0:08:50Aaargh!
0:08:54 > 0:08:57Please, won't you come through to my office?
0:08:57 > 0:08:58I'll be with you in a minute!
0:09:04 > 0:09:05MR KHAN HAWKS
0:09:05 > 0:09:09# A merry, merry Christmas A happy, happy Christmas
0:09:09 > 0:09:11# Muslim's spending their money all the time
0:09:11 > 0:09:14# A merry, merry Christmas A happy, happy Christmas
0:09:14 > 0:09:18# Muslim's spending their money all the time... #
0:09:20 > 0:09:24Have you ever wondered why we Muslims are always left
0:09:24 > 0:09:26out of the Christmas activities?
0:09:26 > 0:09:28Well, not any more, thanks to
0:09:28 > 0:09:32Mr Khan's Traditional Halal Mince Pies!
0:09:32 > 0:09:35I'm looking to use your cash and carry in return
0:09:35 > 0:09:38for a 1% equity stake in my company.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41This Christmas, the pie is the limit!
0:09:43 > 0:09:45I'll be happy to answer any questions you may have.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47In what way are they halal?
0:09:47 > 0:09:50- It's the mince.- What?
0:09:50 > 0:09:52The mince is all halal lamb.
0:09:54 > 0:09:58I say lamb, it's actually doner kebab meat and offal.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01Much cheaper!
0:10:01 > 0:10:04Mince pies are only supposed to have dried fruit in them.
0:10:04 > 0:10:09They've got that too! No brandy, though. We Muslims don't drink.
0:10:09 > 0:10:14Not like you Hindus. No-one drinks like you Hindus.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18- I'm sorry? - I use Benilyn instead!
0:10:20 > 0:10:25It gives you a warm glow and fixes the tickly throat!
0:10:25 > 0:10:26But that's...
0:10:26 > 0:10:29We can get Paul Hollywood to do the adverts.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31He's so brown he looks like a Pakistani!
0:10:33 > 0:10:37- Look, I don't think...- Try one. - No, thanks.
0:10:37 > 0:10:39I used last night's keema in these ones.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41There might even be a few peas in there, too!
0:10:43 > 0:10:46- Sorry, I'm out.- What?
0:10:46 > 0:10:49I'm not interested in going into business with you.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51- Wait, there must be something I can do?- I don't think so.
0:10:51 > 0:10:56Let me show you my business plan.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58Oi! Cup of tea!
0:10:59 > 0:11:02Chup! I'm dealing with the other Dragon!
0:11:05 > 0:11:07- I'm sorry about that. - I should be going.
0:11:07 > 0:11:08No! Please, give me a minute.
0:11:08 > 0:11:09Cup of tea!
0:11:09 > 0:11:12- I'm sure I can convince you. - Hurry up, you idiot.
0:11:16 > 0:11:19Shush, I'm in a meeting, I'll get your tea in a minute.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22Now, stay here and be quiet.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25Now, where were we?
0:11:25 > 0:11:29You know what, maybe there is some agreement we can come to after all.
0:11:29 > 0:11:30What?
0:11:30 > 0:11:33Now that you've sweetened the deal.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36Oh, you like chocolate, do you?
0:11:37 > 0:11:39I love chocolate!
0:11:40 > 0:11:42Eat my cheese!
0:11:43 > 0:11:45I'll see myself out.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48I'm off to the Winter Wonderland at the community centre.
0:11:48 > 0:11:49Are you going?
0:11:49 > 0:11:53Some poxy fairy lights and a load of stalls selling tat.
0:11:54 > 0:11:59- I'm taking my six-year-old daughter. - And she'll have a lovely time! Bye.
0:12:05 > 0:12:09Eh! Have you given Shazia her surprise Christmas present?
0:12:09 > 0:12:11I told you, I'll do it later!
0:12:11 > 0:12:13It's hardly a surprise, anyway!
0:12:13 > 0:12:16You give them chocolate every year, you give everyone chocolate,
0:12:16 > 0:12:19- except me.- It's not chocolate.
0:12:19 > 0:12:22- What?- I'm not giving them chocolate.
0:12:22 > 0:12:25- What are you giving them, then? - Money, for their house.
0:12:25 > 0:12:28- How much money? - £2,000, cash.
0:12:28 > 0:12:30Oh, twadi!
0:12:30 > 0:12:32Where are you going?
0:12:32 > 0:12:36- Winter bloomin' Wonderland! - What about me?
0:12:36 > 0:12:40- Right, where did you get £2,000 from, anyway?- I've got money.
0:12:40 > 0:12:41First I've heard of it.
0:12:41 > 0:12:45As soon as this is sorted, you're getting a backdated invoice!
0:12:53 > 0:12:57Look, Mo, there's a candyfloss stall. And a merry-go-round.
0:12:59 > 0:13:02Isn't it great?! We're going to have a brilliant time!
0:13:05 > 0:13:10It's weak, sis. It's cheap and nasty and sad and depressing.
0:13:12 > 0:13:15I think they've captured the true spirit of Christmas.
0:13:15 > 0:13:18- Where are you going with that? - It's for the snow machine.
0:13:22 > 0:13:26Now, let's get you in the chair. Right, come on.
0:13:26 > 0:13:29- No, don't touch me! - I've got to get you out!
0:13:29 > 0:13:33- Don't touch me!- I've got to touch you, to get you out.
0:13:33 > 0:13:35And believe me, I don't want to touch you.
0:13:40 > 0:13:41Oh, twadi!
0:13:44 > 0:13:45All right, come on, come on, easy.
0:13:56 > 0:13:59- Salaam aleikum, Mr Khan. - Waleikum assalam, Riaz!
0:13:59 > 0:14:02- Hello, sir.- Hello, Amjad.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04You do know Naani's on a donkey?
0:14:04 > 0:14:07- Yes, thank you. - Dad! You came.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09Yes. Naani wanted to see Winter Wonderland.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11Where's her wheelchair?
0:14:11 > 0:14:13She lost it. Hopeless.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17Sir. Look at my snow machine!
0:14:17 > 0:14:19Brilliant.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22I have to collect as much scrap paper as possible.
0:14:22 > 0:14:25- Good luck! I've got more important things to do.- Like what?
0:14:27 > 0:14:29Like getting some candyfloss!
0:14:36 > 0:14:39PHONE PLAYS BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY
0:14:43 > 0:14:44- Hello, Mr Khan speaking. - Haan, it's me.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46Oh, hello, sweetie.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49- We're at the airport.- Yes.
0:14:49 > 0:14:52- Where are you? - Yes, yes, I'll be there.
0:14:52 > 0:14:56I'll be there to pick you up. OK, bye.
0:14:56 > 0:14:59- What a surprise! - I told you I was coming.
0:14:59 > 0:15:02If you let me finish, what a surprise to all the people
0:15:02 > 0:15:05who didn't think you were coming!
0:15:05 > 0:15:07So, are you enjoying the Winter Wonderland?
0:15:07 > 0:15:09- Not really, in fact, we're thinking of leaving.- No!
0:15:11 > 0:15:13I have a special meeting to go to.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16There's lots still to see.
0:15:16 > 0:15:19There's a donkey dressed as Red Nose the Reindeer!
0:15:19 > 0:15:22- No, thanks.- Mr Khan, Shazia needs you to help Dave.
0:15:22 > 0:15:23Not now, Riaz!
0:15:23 > 0:15:26He's doing his performance, with the princess and the reindeer
0:15:26 > 0:15:27and a talking snowman.
0:15:27 > 0:15:29I'm not interested!
0:15:29 > 0:15:32- Oh, we love that film, don't we, darling?- Me too!
0:15:32 > 0:15:35It's our favourite. That one and The Snowman.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38This is going to be the biggest snowman show, ever.
0:15:38 > 0:15:42We got all the snowmen. Talking ones, singing ones...
0:15:42 > 0:15:46- Flying ones?- Yep. - No, we haven't.- Chup!
0:15:46 > 0:15:48We'll definitely stick around for that!
0:15:48 > 0:15:52- I can't wait to see how you're going to do it.- No, nor can I!
0:15:52 > 0:15:54HE HAWKS
0:15:54 > 0:15:57Mr Khan! Salaam aleikum and Merry Christmas!
0:15:57 > 0:16:01Hello, Dave. What's happening with the show?
0:16:01 > 0:16:03It's a bit of a personal project of mine.
0:16:03 > 0:16:06It's the story of a sweet, kind but lonely snowman
0:16:06 > 0:16:09who just wants to help people and make the world a better place,
0:16:09 > 0:16:11but no-one takes him seriously.
0:16:11 > 0:16:14- So, it's about you. - No, of course not.
0:16:14 > 0:16:16What's the snowman's name?
0:16:17 > 0:16:19Dave.
0:16:19 > 0:16:23You see, Dave, you're so selfish! I'll be the snowman.
0:16:23 > 0:16:25- But...- Can I be the reindeer? - Sure.
0:16:25 > 0:16:28I wanted to be the reindeer.
0:16:28 > 0:16:32It doesn't matter who plays what. It's a team effort.
0:16:32 > 0:16:33There's no "I" in team
0:16:33 > 0:16:36and there's no "I" in Frozen Snowman Extravaganza,
0:16:36 > 0:16:38- either, is there?!- Wait.
0:16:38 > 0:16:40There isn't! Now, chalo!
0:16:40 > 0:16:44- Riaz, I need your help with something.- OK.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46The Indian guy outside has got an envelope
0:16:46 > 0:16:48full of cash in his jacket that belongs to me.
0:16:48 > 0:16:50How did it get in his jacket?
0:16:50 > 0:16:52He took it by accident. He thought it was a bribe.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54- Why would he think it's a bribe? - Exactly!
0:16:54 > 0:16:58When has a Pakistani businessman ever offered anyone a bribe?
0:16:58 > 0:16:59Ask for it back.
0:16:59 > 0:17:03Riaz, he's Indian. Indians never give money back.
0:17:03 > 0:17:05If you don't believe me, try returning three kilos
0:17:05 > 0:17:07of rotten galangal to Mohan Lal's Mini Mart
0:17:07 > 0:17:08on Ladyburn Road.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10How are we going to get it?
0:17:10 > 0:17:13We'll just get him up on stage and I'll take the envelope
0:17:13 > 0:17:16- when he's not looking. - Won't he notice it's gone?
0:17:16 > 0:17:18I'd notice if someone took something from my jacket.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20What jacket?
0:17:20 > 0:17:22Where's my jacket?
0:17:22 > 0:17:25Look, it's fine. We're going to replace the envelope with this one.
0:17:25 > 0:17:28- All you have to do is get the guy up on stage.- OK.
0:17:28 > 0:17:29What guy?
0:17:29 > 0:17:31The Indian guy from outside!
0:17:31 > 0:17:33I can't remember him. What does he look like?
0:17:33 > 0:17:36- Indian.- Got you.
0:17:47 > 0:17:52Hello, everybody, and welcome to the
0:17:52 > 0:17:56Sparkhill Christmas Snowman Extrava...
0:17:56 > 0:17:59Actually, I can't really do the voice. Sorry.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02Where is my trusty reindeer?
0:18:07 > 0:18:10- Salaam aleikum. - ALL: Waleikum assalam.
0:18:10 > 0:18:13- I don't think the reindeer can speak.- Why not?
0:18:13 > 0:18:16- It's a reindeer. - The snowman can speak.
0:18:16 > 0:18:18- It's a magic snowman. - I'm a magic reindeer.
0:18:18 > 0:18:19Yes, but...
0:18:21 > 0:18:23Where is the princess?
0:18:32 > 0:18:34Unlucky.
0:18:34 > 0:18:35I quite like it.
0:18:38 > 0:18:42Looks like we're all here. Who wants to build a snowman?
0:18:42 > 0:18:44- ALL:- Yes!
0:18:44 > 0:18:46OK, then.
0:18:55 > 0:19:00He looks pretty good. If only he could talk.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08Surprise!
0:19:11 > 0:19:15I'm a talking snowman. I got no bones, only snow.
0:19:15 > 0:19:17And I got a carrot for a nose!
0:19:18 > 0:19:19And what's your name?
0:19:21 > 0:19:22Mr Khan.
0:19:25 > 0:19:29OK. Who wants to come and say hello to...
0:19:29 > 0:19:31Mr Khan the talking snowman?
0:19:31 > 0:19:33- ALL:- Me!
0:19:34 > 0:19:37Hang on a minute, Dave.
0:19:37 > 0:19:42I'm so cold. Won't somebody give me a jacket?
0:19:42 > 0:19:44You're a snowman. Snowmen don't feel the cold.
0:19:44 > 0:19:49Pakistani ones do, and I'm bloomin' freezing!
0:19:49 > 0:19:51Come on, somebody give me their jacket.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54Not you.
0:19:55 > 0:19:57The Indian!
0:20:01 > 0:20:02Just you, not the kid.
0:20:07 > 0:20:08Give me your jacket.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10I'd rather not. You can have my scarf.
0:20:10 > 0:20:13- I don't want your scarf. - When are you going to fly?
0:20:13 > 0:20:15Later. Give me your jacket.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17No.
0:20:18 > 0:20:24- Nice scarf.- Who wants sweeties? - What are you doing?
0:20:24 > 0:20:27Look, a flying snowman.
0:20:29 > 0:20:32Oh! Wrong one!
0:20:33 > 0:20:35Yes? Oh!
0:20:41 > 0:20:43Yes!
0:20:45 > 0:20:47Hai! Mera snowballs!
0:21:00 > 0:21:02This is great!
0:21:02 > 0:21:06We're going to make loads of money for the daycare centre.
0:21:06 > 0:21:12And in a minute, you're going to see your very first white Christmas!
0:21:12 > 0:21:14OK, budhoo?
0:21:16 > 0:21:20Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!
0:21:30 > 0:21:32We're going to need more paper!
0:21:38 > 0:21:41PHONE PLAYS BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY
0:21:51 > 0:21:53Hello, Mr Khan speaking.
0:21:53 > 0:21:57- It's me! - Oh, hello sweetie, merry Christmas!
0:21:57 > 0:21:59Don't you "merry Christmas, sweetie" me! Where are you?
0:21:59 > 0:22:02I'm on my way, sweetie!
0:22:02 > 0:22:05- I just had to get Naani's money back!- What money?
0:22:05 > 0:22:08It's a long story, sweetie, don't worry, it's all sorted now!
0:22:08 > 0:22:11Yes, I'm coming. I'm just about to leave!
0:22:11 > 0:22:14I've just got to get out of this snowman costume.
0:22:16 > 0:22:18OK. OK, bye.
0:22:20 > 0:22:23Honestly, stupid woman.
0:22:23 > 0:22:26The money! No, come back! The money!
0:22:28 > 0:22:32Riaz! Oh, no! Riaz!
0:22:32 > 0:22:36Not the money, not the money!
0:22:37 > 0:22:40Get out the way!
0:22:47 > 0:22:50Out the way!
0:22:56 > 0:23:00# We're walking in the air
0:23:00 > 0:23:05# We're floating in the moonlit sky... #
0:23:07 > 0:23:11Riaz! No!
0:23:11 > 0:23:13Nooooo!
0:23:18 > 0:23:21HE GROANS
0:23:21 > 0:23:23Oh, no!
0:23:23 > 0:23:27That's my money! That's not snow!
0:23:27 > 0:23:31That's my money! That's £2,000 worth of snow.
0:23:36 > 0:23:39- How much did we make?- Nearly £500.
0:23:39 > 0:23:43Now the daycare centre will be able to get their new soft play area.
0:23:43 > 0:23:46Yeah, but Baby Mo won't be able to play in it.
0:23:46 > 0:23:49- Why not? - We're going to have to move.
0:23:49 > 0:23:51- No, you're not.- What?
0:23:51 > 0:23:53Everyone open their Christmas present.
0:23:58 > 0:24:02Oh, chocolates, same as last year!
0:24:03 > 0:24:05Thanks, Naanijaan! I'll eat them later.
0:24:05 > 0:24:07Thank you! I'll eat mine later, too!
0:24:10 > 0:24:14- We haven't got one. - Yes, you have. A special one.
0:24:14 > 0:24:16- Where is it?- He's got it.
0:24:18 > 0:24:21Dad? Naani says you've got our present.
0:24:24 > 0:24:25Here it is.
0:24:27 > 0:24:31Oh, my gosh! It's money! There must be almost...
0:24:33 > 0:24:35..a lot of money in here.
0:24:36 > 0:24:39It's exactly £2,000.
0:24:39 > 0:24:40To buy your home.
0:24:40 > 0:24:44Now we can afford the deposit! Oh, Naani!
0:24:44 > 0:24:46Thank you so much.
0:24:46 > 0:24:48- I thought the money went in the shredder?- It did.
0:24:48 > 0:24:50What?
0:24:50 > 0:24:54It's just another Christmas story, involving a sack,
0:24:54 > 0:24:58some chocolate and a fat man with a beard flying through the air.
0:25:00 > 0:25:04But like all Christmas stories, all's well that ends well.
0:25:04 > 0:25:06How did you get the money back?
0:25:12 > 0:25:14Here you are.
0:25:27 > 0:25:28Not my baby!
0:25:42 > 0:25:44Papaji! You can't sell your car!
0:25:44 > 0:25:45Alia's right.
0:25:45 > 0:25:50It's not important, Shazia, it's just a car...
0:25:50 > 0:25:54with an engine and four wheels and...
0:25:54 > 0:25:5730 years of beautiful memories!
0:26:00 > 0:26:04But the most important thing is that I still have my family.
0:26:04 > 0:26:11My wonderful grandson, my two beautiful daughters,
0:26:11 > 0:26:14and my ever-loving wife by my side.
0:26:17 > 0:26:20Oh, twadi!
0:26:20 > 0:26:22What is it, sir?
0:26:22 > 0:26:25She's going to stick my ding-dong merrily on high!
0:26:35 > 0:26:37Oi, Oi! Come back!
0:26:37 > 0:26:38I need a lift to the airport!