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0:00:12 > 0:00:17- Hi, I'm Sean Young.- And I'm Pips Taylor.- And this is CB News.

0:00:17 > 0:00:22Bringing you the news behind the news about all of the lovely celebrities who make the news.

0:00:22 > 0:00:27Secretly leaked tapes, CCTV footage, stuff shot on your camera phones,

0:00:27 > 0:00:33all sent in to as at the CB News centre, checked by our lawyers and exclusively revealed to you.

0:00:33 > 0:00:39- Coming up tonight:- We tour the back passages of Britain's Got Talent.

0:00:39 > 0:00:46I'm greatly looking forward to the chance to explore and meet more of the people of these islands.

0:00:46 > 0:00:50We go behind the scenes on Harry's first-ever Royal tour.

0:00:50 > 0:00:51Oh...

0:00:51 > 0:00:56We lift the lid on Justin Bieber's 18th birthday celebrations.

0:00:56 > 0:01:03And find out what parents Victoria and David have got planned for their eldest son, Brooklyn.

0:01:03 > 0:01:05I'm not sure they'll fit in.

0:01:05 > 0:01:08Now here's a story everyone can relate to.

0:01:08 > 0:01:13Ordinary middle-class girl marries a prince and lives happily ever after.

0:01:13 > 0:01:18Despite the close media scrutiny, Kate has been the model princess.

0:01:18 > 0:01:26But footage leaked exclusively to CB News reveals Kate as you've never seen her before.

0:01:26 > 0:01:31We sent our roving reporter Minnie Stevenson to find out more.

0:01:32 > 0:01:37Let's be honest. Getting on with your in-laws is ridiculously difficult,

0:01:37 > 0:01:40but imagine if your nan was the Queen of England.

0:01:40 > 0:01:45It seems Kate has found an unlikely ally in fellow outsider Camilla.

0:01:45 > 0:01:49Guests at this super-exclusive spa got a little bit of a shock

0:01:49 > 0:01:55when Camilla and Kate rocked up for some treatments. Cameras and phones are strictly forbidden,

0:01:55 > 0:01:57but we obtained some secret footage.

0:01:57 > 0:02:00# Live fast, die young Bad girls do it well

0:02:00 > 0:02:04# Live fast, die young Bad girls do it well

0:02:04 > 0:02:06# Live fast, die young... #

0:02:06 > 0:02:11This incredible footage - highly revealing - was leaked to CB News.

0:02:11 > 0:02:16It seems that Camilla has taken Kate under her wing, so to speak.

0:02:16 > 0:02:22In their downtime, they're really living it up when Her Majesty's not watching.

0:02:22 > 0:02:29After we received that footage, I caught up with the beautician who had the pleasure of treating them.

0:02:31 > 0:02:36Oh, my God, it was amazing. The best experience of my whole entire life. Proper amazing

0:02:36 > 0:02:41If you can say you've done the Royals, that's high up in your profession.

0:02:41 > 0:02:46Every girl, every beautician, they all love Kate. She's so pretty, so beautiful.

0:02:46 > 0:02:50I definitely think all my friends are going to be jealous.

0:02:50 > 0:02:54I think any lady of any age can have any beauty treatment.

0:02:54 > 0:02:59Especially when they go home and their boyfriends see they made the effort.

0:02:59 > 0:03:04I'd love to get my hands on the Queen. I'd love, love, love that.

0:03:04 > 0:03:10So there you have it. A real CB News scoop. And with that, it's back to you in the studio.

0:03:11 > 0:03:15Before we leave the Royals, we've got to ask the question...

0:03:15 > 0:03:20Why was Prince William caught on CCTV in the middle of the night

0:03:20 > 0:03:23at a petrol station in Woking?

0:03:23 > 0:03:30The cashier was thrilled to meet the future King of England. His name's Arief and we spoke earlier.

0:03:31 > 0:03:37He was a little bit in a hurry, but he was very gracious under the circumstances.

0:03:37 > 0:03:44As the date on the CCTV camera clearly shows, it's the couple's first wedding anniversary.

0:03:44 > 0:03:47Surely Wills didn't forget?

0:03:47 > 0:03:49Do you have any flowers?

0:03:49 > 0:03:53He was interested in our offers. I offered may different products

0:03:53 > 0:03:59and I think he would have bought other things, but he was in a hurry because of the anniversary.

0:04:00 > 0:04:02No! No!

0:04:02 > 0:04:05Flowers! These flowers.

0:04:07 > 0:04:09Yes, very good.

0:04:09 > 0:04:12No, no. This...

0:04:12 > 0:04:19- Yes, but all three. - 'All three! Now Kate will have them and they'll be very happy.

0:04:19 > 0:04:25'and then they'll have a family and I feel that I have contributed something.

0:04:25 > 0:04:29'He was under some pressure, but he got the flowers he wanted.'

0:04:30 > 0:04:32It's real, it's real. OK?

0:04:32 > 0:04:37So what exactly did lucky Kate receive from her Prince Charming?

0:04:37 > 0:04:44Two basic carnations and our spring blossom bouquet. It's all there in the film.

0:04:45 > 0:04:47What's it doing?

0:04:48 > 0:04:51Get it! Good man.

0:04:53 > 0:04:55Thank you! Thank you!

0:04:55 > 0:04:57But, sir, your money...!

0:04:58 > 0:05:01He forgot his damn money, this fool.

0:05:01 > 0:05:05And now from a Prince to the King of Pop music.

0:05:05 > 0:05:12It's been a tough few weeks for Simon Cowell with an unauthorised biography of the cheesy starmaker.

0:05:12 > 0:05:18To find out more, we're going all Hollywood and handing over to our Lizzie in LA for the latest

0:05:18 > 0:05:21and the rest of the showbiz news.

0:05:21 > 0:05:25Hi, guys! Great to be with you as ever!

0:05:25 > 0:05:29Now Simon Cowell - would you ever?

0:05:29 > 0:05:35Hollywood is still reeling over the publication of the blockbusting book Sweet Revenge

0:05:35 > 0:05:40which lifts the lid on the music mogul's most intimate secrets.

0:05:40 > 0:05:44And here tonight on CB News we've exclusive footage

0:05:44 > 0:05:49as well as an interview with a former member of Cowell's inner circle.

0:05:49 > 0:05:55She's never before spoken in public and has asked that we protect her identity.

0:05:55 > 0:05:59So tell me, the question everyone wants to ask -

0:05:59 > 0:06:03white or black? The toilet paper, that is.

0:06:03 > 0:06:06Black. Always black.

0:06:06 > 0:06:12Simon is a very fastidious individual who demands the very highest standards.

0:06:12 > 0:06:18He knows what he likes and he likes what he knows.

0:06:31 > 0:06:36Also in the book there's an awful lot that's been made of Simon's appearance

0:06:36 > 0:06:38and how goddamn great he looks.

0:06:38 > 0:06:42What is his secret? What is his X Factor?

0:06:42 > 0:06:45Whatever it is, sister, I want some!

0:06:45 > 0:06:49Well, he won't like me saying, but you don't look that good without a little help.

0:06:49 > 0:06:54He's had a lot of Botox, but he's also a vitamin nut.

0:06:54 > 0:07:00That's right. I read that he takes them through a line. Is that for real?

0:07:00 > 0:07:04150%. I've seen it with my own eyes.

0:07:04 > 0:07:10It doesn't matter where he is. He could be in a meeting. They bring it in.

0:07:12 > 0:07:15They freeze his arm.

0:07:15 > 0:07:19They stick the needle in and off he goes.

0:07:22 > 0:07:27Now, sticking with showbiz news, Rihanna's raising eyebrows again.

0:07:27 > 0:07:31And, as usual, it's what she's wearing that's causing a stir.

0:07:32 > 0:07:37It was only last year that the Only Girl star caused a riot

0:07:37 > 0:07:42when she posed naked in a corn field in deeply religious Northern Ireland.

0:07:43 > 0:07:46This year she's back on location

0:07:46 > 0:07:48in Lei-cestershire, England,

0:07:48 > 0:07:52filming a video for her new single Ho In One.

0:07:52 > 0:07:56- And this birdie's choice of an exclusive golf course...- What?!

0:07:56 > 0:08:00..met with a very below par reaction.

0:08:00 > 0:08:04Get your clothes on, will you? You're not allowed on here.

0:08:04 > 0:08:08Oh, wait! I mean, this is ridiculous.

0:08:08 > 0:08:11How dare you! Go away, please!

0:08:11 > 0:08:16Some very teed-off golfers were quick to confront Rihanna and her crew.

0:08:16 > 0:08:20No! No more! Please, we don't want any more!

0:08:20 > 0:08:25Record label chiefs subsequently denied that the shoot had gone into the rough.

0:08:25 > 0:08:32Her US-based publicist issued a statement that any misunderstanding was "entirely temporary".

0:08:32 > 0:08:38With filming finished in England, Rihanna quickly returned to her natural habitat

0:08:38 > 0:08:41and West Hollywood's Palms nightclub.

0:08:41 > 0:08:45# ..at a party Now we're rocking on the dancefloor... #

0:08:45 > 0:08:50There, she and fellow singleton Katy Perry were caught on camera

0:08:50 > 0:08:54offering each other some girl to girl

0:08:54 > 0:08:58or should that be girl on girl support?

0:08:59 > 0:09:04Also top of the talk in town is Lady Gaga and Madonna

0:09:04 > 0:09:08and the rivalry rumours that just won't go away.

0:09:08 > 0:09:12Do they or don't they... get on, that is?

0:09:13 > 0:09:18The grand cougar of pop, Madonna, lashed out at young Lady Gaga

0:09:18 > 0:09:24saying her music is "reductive", but Gaga has laughed off suggestions of a feud

0:09:24 > 0:09:29and insisted Madge is "a wonderful influence".

0:09:29 > 0:09:33But when their paths crossed following a New York awards ceremony,

0:09:33 > 0:09:37the small talk went straight out the window.

0:09:38 > 0:09:42- That trophy's plastic! - Like the rest of your tits!

0:09:43 > 0:09:47- So much for respect! - Kick her ass, Gaga!- You bitch!

0:09:47 > 0:09:51Oh! Get off of me! Motherfu...

0:09:51 > 0:09:55Anyway, that's all from me here in Hollywood.

0:09:55 > 0:09:58Back to you guys in London.

0:09:58 > 0:10:05Thanks, Lizzie. Now staying on the subject of pop divas, it's Justin Bieber.

0:10:05 > 0:10:11The teen heartthrob recently turned 18 and his army of devoted fans marked the occasion

0:10:11 > 0:10:19by posting the message "Happy birthday, Justin Bieber" 251,878 times

0:10:19 > 0:10:21- within 24 hours.- Wow.

0:10:21 > 0:10:27But the party didn't stop there for Justin as this footage, leaked onto the internet today, reveals.

0:10:27 > 0:10:34- # I want a cake on my birthday... # - Has his UK entourage planned the worst birthday surprise ever?

0:10:34 > 0:10:39It looks like someone won't be keeping their job for much longer.

0:10:39 > 0:10:42Happy birthday, Justin!

0:10:42 > 0:10:46Yikes! Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse...

0:10:48 > 0:10:52I'll try to get that image out of my head. On to Prince Harry.

0:10:52 > 0:10:59Earlier this year, Harry went solo on his first Royal tour of the Bahamas, Jamaica and Brazil.

0:10:59 > 0:11:03Wherever he went, Harry proved to be very popular

0:11:03 > 0:11:05and was eager to impress the locals.

0:11:05 > 0:11:11I'm really looking forward to the chance to explore and meet more of the people of these islands.

0:11:11 > 0:11:18But here's the behind the scenes action that the Palace press office definitely did NOT want you to see.

0:11:33 > 0:11:37Her Majesty has asked me to extend her great good wishes to you all

0:11:37 > 0:11:41and is sorry that she can't be here. So you're stuck with me.

0:11:41 > 0:11:45But don't worry cos every little thing's gonna be all right.

0:11:45 > 0:11:49MUSIC: "Here Comes The Hotstepper" by Ini Kamoze

0:11:54 > 0:11:59My father told me about a dance that he once had with a beautiful girl called Pina,

0:11:59 > 0:12:04which has stuck in his mind for some reason.

0:12:04 > 0:12:08# Let me introduce you to my party people

0:12:08 > 0:12:10# In the club... #

0:12:17 > 0:12:22Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God! # God save our gracious Queen... # Daddy!

0:12:22 > 0:12:25There they are. One, two, boobies.

0:12:28 > 0:12:34Speaking of Harry, our next story comes from Eton College.

0:12:34 > 0:12:37I's been teaching the children of the seriously rich for centuries.

0:12:37 > 0:12:41Eton was where the heir and the spare prince were taught.

0:12:41 > 0:12:45David Cameron, Bear Grylls and ginger heartthrob Damian Lewis.

0:12:45 > 0:12:49But could the school be about to get it's Posh-est pupil yet.

0:12:49 > 0:12:53We sent Minnie Stevenson, reporter to the stars, to find out.

0:12:53 > 0:12:59When you think of Eton, you think of class, you think of old money, you think of the posh.

0:12:59 > 0:13:03And now it seems the Becks. No, I'm not kidding.

0:13:03 > 0:13:10It seems that the only way is Eton for Essex boy David, who took Victoria and Brooklyn around here.

0:13:10 > 0:13:16Understandably, they wanted it to be a little bit low-key, but it seems that just like me and you

0:13:16 > 0:13:20these trainee toffs are actually fascinated by the Beckhams.

0:13:23 > 0:13:29Having passed his common entrance exam, Brooklyn is now set to enjoy the best education money can buy.

0:13:34 > 0:13:38Now we all know that Posh was the poshest member of the Spice Girls,

0:13:38 > 0:13:42but even she was not posh enough for these Eton boys.

0:13:42 > 0:13:46The Beckhams are from excellent stock, celebrity-wise.

0:13:46 > 0:13:51- Have you found them to be nice? - They were very lovely people, but they're not really...

0:13:51 > 0:13:57They're not born into a certain class, the Eton sort. But obviously everyone's welcome here. Well...

0:13:57 > 0:14:04- Within reason.- They're not really in the same sort of class that most people here are born to.

0:14:04 > 0:14:10I'm not sure they're going to fit in, maybe. They will be entertaining.

0:14:10 > 0:14:13Having fully accepted that their cover was totally blown,

0:14:13 > 0:14:18David decided to have a few impromptu kick-ups with the chaps.

0:14:18 > 0:14:21He's obviously focused his life on football,

0:14:21 > 0:14:26but rugby is a gentleman's sport. Football is a little less... Well, they cry.

0:14:26 > 0:14:28Rugby's more of a man's sport.

0:14:28 > 0:14:33Is there going to be some kind of initiation ceremony for Brooklyn?

0:14:33 > 0:14:37There are many little games! We couldn't say...

0:14:37 > 0:14:41- Could you possibly whisper to me what goes down in the showers?- No!

0:14:46 > 0:14:50So there you have it. Another CB News exclusive.

0:14:50 > 0:14:55Brooklyn will start here in September. He'd better get a brand-new pencil case.

0:14:55 > 0:15:00It does beg the question, which celeb kid will come here next?

0:15:00 > 0:15:04Fortunately, the Eton mess didn't put Team Beckham off the school.

0:15:04 > 0:15:07Last night their publicist said they absolutely loved it.

0:15:07 > 0:15:10Here are your thoughts on the show.

0:15:10 > 0:15:15Estella Roxy tweets, "Brooklyn should come to my school."

0:15:15 > 0:15:21Jessie J fan says, "Oh, my God! Brooklyn looks hot! #movingtowindsor"

0:15:21 > 0:15:26I Love Greggs writes, "Eton? That must be a novelty for Posh!" Clever.

0:15:26 > 0:15:30Fashion News: and sticking with Brand Beckham,

0:15:30 > 0:15:37that famous Victoria scowl got even scowlier after daughter Harper got knocked off the Best Dressed List

0:15:37 > 0:15:40by baby rival Suri Cruise.

0:15:40 > 0:15:48Footage passed to us shows the lengths Victoria will go to to keep her kid Top of the Tots.

0:15:48 > 0:15:50MUSIC: "Fashion" by Lady Gaga

0:16:07 > 0:16:11Talking of rivalry, did you see the recent Britain's Got Talent?

0:16:11 > 0:16:15- Yeah, I love it, Sean.- What's the deal with David and Simon?

0:16:15 > 0:16:22They've been getting cosy on the couch together. It could just be good friends in a bromance

0:16:22 > 0:16:26or are they actually pushing each other's buzzers for real?

0:16:26 > 0:16:31We sent roving reporter Minnie Stevenson to get the full story.

0:16:31 > 0:16:36You join me backstage at Britain's Got Talent. This is Simon's room.

0:16:36 > 0:16:38This here, David's.

0:16:38 > 0:16:44CB News has managed to obtain some secret footage that reveals that Simon has, in fact,

0:16:44 > 0:16:50broken down the wall so he can share one harmonious, happy hub with David.

0:16:50 > 0:16:54A warning, though. The footage you are about to see is disturbing.

0:16:54 > 0:16:57Hi, guys. Hi.

0:16:57 > 0:17:00OK, just hold that for me, please.

0:17:00 > 0:17:04MUSIC: "I Dreamed A Dream" by Susan Boyle

0:17:06 > 0:17:10# Then I was young and unafraid

0:17:13 > 0:17:18# And dreams were made and used and wasted

0:17:20 > 0:17:26# There was no ransom to be paid

0:17:26 > 0:17:33# No song unsung No wine untasted

0:17:34 > 0:17:39# But the tigers come at night

0:17:41 > 0:17:46# With their voices soft as thunder

0:17:48 > 0:17:51# As they tear your hopes apart

0:17:54 > 0:17:58# And they turn your dream to shame HOLDS NOTE

0:18:09 > 0:18:13# Still I dream he'd come to me

0:18:15 > 0:18:21# That we would live the years together

0:18:21 > 0:18:27# But there are dreams that cannot be

0:18:27 > 0:18:34# And there are storms we cannot weather... #

0:18:37 > 0:18:39That's actually very impressive.

0:18:43 > 0:18:47# Now life has killed the dream

0:18:50 > 0:18:55# I dreamed. #

0:18:55 > 0:18:58Wow. So there you have it.

0:18:58 > 0:19:03What really goes on behind closed doors at Britain's Got Talent HQ.

0:19:03 > 0:19:09I'm sad to say that's almost it from us. There's just enough time for the latest breaking CB News.

0:19:09 > 0:19:13Where better to start than Rihanna's bum? Laters.

0:19:18 > 0:19:23Simon? Gary. Gary Barlow. Yes. You remember me?

0:19:23 > 0:19:28Yes, it is Barlow. You called me fat once. I'm not taking it again.

0:19:28 > 0:19:32'You called me fat. You call me that again, it's over.'

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