Going Native

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05In this series, we follow three foreign women who have settled

0:00:05 > 0:00:07- in the UK, hoping for a fresh start...- I'm not wearing that.

0:00:07 > 0:00:09..learning our language and etiquette...

0:00:09 > 0:00:11If you just shut your face a minute.

0:00:11 > 0:00:13..and finding out about our traditions.

0:00:13 > 0:00:16What time we be sick on plant pots?

0:00:18 > 0:00:20But what these three women are about to discover

0:00:20 > 0:00:22is that it is not that easy going native.

0:00:24 > 0:00:27This programme contains some strong language.

0:00:27 > 0:00:30Meet Natascha Leboushkin, a Russian social climber who moved to the UK

0:00:30 > 0:00:34after the death of her millionaire octogenarian husband.

0:00:34 > 0:00:37He left everything to his son Neblov who Natascha has since adopted.

0:00:37 > 0:00:39Accustomed to the good life...

0:00:39 > 0:00:40To pedicure.

0:00:40 > 0:00:44..and with her stepson not receiving his inheritance until he turns 18,

0:00:44 > 0:00:48one of Natascha's priorities is to find a husband who can afford her.

0:00:48 > 0:00:51- Armani. Can you say Armani for Mama? - Armani.

0:00:51 > 0:00:52SHE SPEAKS IN RUSSIAN

0:00:52 > 0:00:54Our next new arrival is Tallah Khosravian,

0:00:54 > 0:00:56a Middle Eastern businesswoman

0:00:56 > 0:01:00who was notoriously removed from the TV show Emirates Executives.

0:01:00 > 0:01:02SHE SHOUTS IN OWN LANGUAGE

0:01:02 > 0:01:05One day you'll be begging me for a job!

0:01:05 > 0:01:06Shut your face!

0:01:06 > 0:01:09With her reputation back home in tatters,

0:01:09 > 0:01:13she is hoping to set up a successful business in the UK.

0:01:13 > 0:01:16It is just a prototype but you get the idea.

0:01:16 > 0:01:18SHE SPEAKS JAPANESE

0:01:18 > 0:01:22And finally, there's Wakana Fukui, a Japanese YouTube sensation,

0:01:22 > 0:01:25who has amassed over 12 million views for her weekly blogs.

0:01:25 > 0:01:26Hello.

0:01:26 > 0:01:29Wakana's father has recently moved to the UK on business,

0:01:29 > 0:01:30bringing his precious daughter with him

0:01:30 > 0:01:34and Wakana can't wait to learn all she can about her new home.

0:01:34 > 0:01:38UK! UK!

0:01:38 > 0:01:41- What are you doing? - Excited to be here in the UK.

0:01:41 > 0:01:44Don't run around in the middle of the road.

0:01:44 > 0:01:47Because you can get killed. Do you understand?

0:01:47 > 0:01:49- I give you a little present. - I don't want a present.

0:01:52 > 0:01:53Having found a place to live,

0:01:53 > 0:01:56Tallah is now focused on setting up her own business.

0:01:56 > 0:01:58But before getting out there and making contacts,

0:01:58 > 0:02:01she is keen to learn the dos and don'ts of networking in the UK,

0:02:01 > 0:02:02something Patrick M Powers,

0:02:02 > 0:02:05an expert in the field, has agreed to help with.

0:02:05 > 0:02:08OK, well, the first thing you need to remember is that

0:02:08 > 0:02:11you need to ask the other person first what they do.

0:02:11 > 0:02:14And your introduction should be short, it should be different

0:02:14 > 0:02:18and you should describe what's the benefits of what you do.

0:02:18 > 0:02:21OK, I show you how I do it in... OK.

0:02:21 > 0:02:25Hello, my name is Tallah Khosravian, BA Honours, KLM Doctorate.

0:02:25 > 0:02:26Better fasten our seat belt,

0:02:26 > 0:02:29- we are about to be propelled into metropolis...- No.

0:02:29 > 0:02:31No, no. In the beginning, don't talk about yourself.

0:02:31 > 0:02:34- Can I try again?- Sure.- OK.

0:02:34 > 0:02:36Hello.

0:02:38 > 0:02:42- OK, is that it?- I wanted to leave a bit of mystery.- OK.

0:02:42 > 0:02:45So I wanted there to be a bit of mystery.

0:02:45 > 0:02:48That's fine but that is too much mystery. You didn't ask my name.

0:02:48 > 0:02:53- I'll do that. Shall I try again?- Yes. - One more time, yes?

0:02:53 > 0:02:55Hello, my name is Tallah Khosravian.

0:02:55 > 0:02:58I guarantee we can make a million pounds.

0:02:58 > 0:02:59That's the same again.

0:02:59 > 0:03:03- Hello.- Hand.- My name...

0:03:03 > 0:03:06Hello, hand. My name is Tallah.

0:03:06 > 0:03:09We are going to do... It's nice to meet you.

0:03:09 > 0:03:14- Great. Fantastic.- Great. - What's your name?

0:03:14 > 0:03:16- My name is Tallah.- No. What's...?

0:03:16 > 0:03:20- You...- What's your...? My name is Tallah.- Yes?

0:03:22 > 0:03:25- What's yours?- My name is Tallah.

0:03:25 > 0:03:29Japanese blogger Wakana Fukui has not had time to settle in yet

0:03:29 > 0:03:31but her online celebrity status

0:03:31 > 0:03:33means news of her arrival has quickly spread.

0:03:33 > 0:03:38Hello. Today I'm going to Radio Derby to do live interview.

0:03:38 > 0:03:40Live on BBC radio.

0:03:40 > 0:03:43OK, so, if you want to talk into the microphone, Wakana,

0:03:43 > 0:03:44it's all over to you.

0:03:44 > 0:03:45Hello!

0:03:45 > 0:03:47Wakana, you don't have to shout.

0:03:47 > 0:03:51- Why you shout at me? - I'm not shouting at you.

0:03:51 > 0:03:54- But you shout at me.- I'm not.

0:03:54 > 0:03:57So, if you would like to say hello to anybody in Japan.

0:03:57 > 0:04:01Oh, actually, I have a shout out.

0:04:01 > 0:04:03- Go on.- I like to do shout out...

0:04:03 > 0:04:10Big shout out to Wakiko, Shigeru, Uji, Miko, Maki,

0:04:10 > 0:04:15Daisuke, Mishiko, Akako, Fumiko,

0:04:15 > 0:04:19Hyusho, Zumi and Momoko.

0:04:20 > 0:04:22Anybody else?

0:04:22 > 0:04:27A big shout out to Tamayo, Kenta, Kusaki

0:04:27 > 0:04:30and Misato Sabaru

0:04:30 > 0:04:32and Toshi K and...

0:04:34 > 0:04:39..Miko and Kobayashi and Kobayashi Junior.

0:04:39 > 0:04:43Not forgetting Uji and Miko

0:04:43 > 0:04:46and Maki and Momoko.

0:04:46 > 0:04:53And also big shout out to John from YO! Sushi in Richmond.

0:04:53 > 0:04:56Anybody else who knows you? Shall we add that as well.

0:04:56 > 0:05:00Not forgetting Yuriko and Hideki and also...

0:05:00 > 0:05:03- Thanks for being on BBC Radio Derby. - Thank you very much.

0:05:03 > 0:05:05I am very grateful you have me on show. Thank you very much.

0:05:05 > 0:05:08- I very excited. Thank you very much for having me.- Off she goes.

0:05:08 > 0:05:11- Thank you. Very grateful you have me. - Don't bend down. Just stand up.

0:05:11 > 0:05:14It's lovely. Thank you very much indeed.

0:05:14 > 0:05:17- Eh, eh, eh.- We've got your snacks. We've got...

0:05:17 > 0:05:20- What have you lost?- Thank you very much.- Let's go that way now.

0:05:20 > 0:05:22Thank you very much for having me.

0:05:22 > 0:05:25- Thank you, thanks for being on the programme.- Thank you very much.

0:05:25 > 0:05:27It's very exciting. It's very exciting.

0:05:31 > 0:05:34Later, Tallah will be attending an important networking event

0:05:34 > 0:05:38and Patrick is warning her about the pitfalls of overconfidence.

0:05:38 > 0:05:41It's important that your positivity doesn't cloud your judgment

0:05:41 > 0:05:46of where you are and how good you are and where you are going.

0:05:46 > 0:05:50- How can I do this?- Do you have anything to be negative about?

0:05:50 > 0:05:53- Everything is just great.- OK. Let me just think. It is a good question.

0:05:53 > 0:05:57You know the little lemony refresher wipes that you get

0:05:57 > 0:06:00when you order food in KFC.

0:06:00 > 0:06:04- They did not give it to me when I ordered my food.- OK.

0:06:04 > 0:06:06That was pretty negative.

0:06:06 > 0:06:10- OK.- Last week the staplers ran out of staples and that was negative.

0:06:10 > 0:06:12Those are such small things, why be negative about that?

0:06:12 > 0:06:16- OK, OK.- It is unimportant.

0:06:16 > 0:06:19- OK, I got raped by a dog.- Mm-hm.

0:06:19 > 0:06:22- And then I had to get tested for rabies.- Yeah.

0:06:22 > 0:06:26- And that came out negative which is actually positive.- Yes.

0:06:26 > 0:06:29But then I see what you're saying because if it came out positive,

0:06:29 > 0:06:33then that would have been negative. I see what you are saying.

0:06:33 > 0:06:35I took Patrick Power advice

0:06:35 > 0:06:40so I come to networking event to do good business and make contact.

0:06:40 > 0:06:42Command, bubba, let's go. Yalla. Yalla.

0:06:43 > 0:06:46It's really nice to meet you.

0:06:46 > 0:06:49My name is Tallah Khosravian, BA Hons, KLM Doctorate.

0:06:49 > 0:06:52I am number one businesswoman in Asia.

0:06:52 > 0:06:55Let's fasten our seat belts because I know this interaction will

0:06:55 > 0:06:58propel us into metropolis of success.

0:06:58 > 0:07:01You better not suffer from vertigo because there's only one place

0:07:01 > 0:07:03- we're going and that is straight to the top.- OK.

0:07:03 > 0:07:07In terms of my ability to sell, my confidence, my beauty, my modesty,

0:07:07 > 0:07:09you definitely never have met someone like me before.

0:07:11 > 0:07:16- I need to find Richard Branson.- Why? - I need to talk to him.

0:07:16 > 0:07:20I don't want to be in these kind of events.

0:07:20 > 0:07:24But this is a vital contact of mine, I can't just give it up,

0:07:24 > 0:07:26like that, it's not what you do.

0:07:26 > 0:07:29I don't want to talk the talk, I want to walk the walk.

0:07:29 > 0:07:34- I just want to cut past, the riff raff.- To do what?- Get to the top.

0:07:34 > 0:07:38I don't really want to be here with these kind of people because...

0:07:38 > 0:07:40What's wrong with these people?

0:07:40 > 0:07:43We're in the same boat here, we're here because we want to be a success.

0:07:43 > 0:07:47The successful people would never come here.

0:07:47 > 0:07:51- I mean, Richard Branson, he's not here, is he?- No.- Yeah.

0:07:51 > 0:07:53Wakana has read that car-boot sales

0:07:53 > 0:07:55are an important part of British culture

0:07:55 > 0:07:59and has decided to make her first blog to her fans back home

0:07:59 > 0:08:02about this traditional British pastime.

0:08:03 > 0:08:06Ohhhh! Ohhh, what is this?

0:08:06 > 0:08:09I just get my book, what do you call it.

0:08:09 > 0:08:13- That is a lady's vagina.- Ba-ba...? - Vagina.

0:08:13 > 0:08:16- Bagina? Ba-jina?!- Va, va.

0:08:16 > 0:08:18Vagina.

0:08:18 > 0:08:19Bajina!

0:08:19 > 0:08:21Which one is more popular?

0:08:21 > 0:08:24"Fanny, finger pie...

0:08:24 > 0:08:27"furburger, furburger.

0:08:27 > 0:08:29"Hair pie".

0:08:29 > 0:08:32- Hair pie? No.- "Minge".

0:08:32 > 0:08:33"Chewnack.

0:08:33 > 0:08:36"Twatter. Muff.

0:08:36 > 0:08:38"Beef curtain.

0:08:38 > 0:08:39"Bacon sandwich.

0:08:39 > 0:08:42"Piece of fraps".

0:08:42 > 0:08:46"Piece of fraps. Axe-a-wound". Axe-a-wound?

0:08:46 > 0:08:48"Velcro love triangle".

0:08:48 > 0:08:50- In America, they use this? - In America, they say "pussy".

0:08:50 > 0:08:53- Yes.- Ohhh. Thank you very much for interview, thank you.

0:08:53 > 0:08:57See you rater, peace.

0:08:57 > 0:09:00Despite not being in the country for long,

0:09:00 > 0:09:03Natascha has amassed over £2,000 worth of parking tickets

0:09:03 > 0:09:06and has been sentenced to one hour's community service.

0:09:06 > 0:09:09Having spent most of her life married to Russian millionaires,

0:09:09 > 0:09:11she's never worked a day in her life,

0:09:11 > 0:09:13a fact she is not keen on changing.

0:09:13 > 0:09:17Can you just sign this? They told me you need to sign this.

0:09:17 > 0:09:21- OK.- Can you just sign that?

0:09:21 > 0:09:24This surely proves that you have completed the work.

0:09:24 > 0:09:27No work has taken place yet.

0:09:30 > 0:09:34Scott, he said he is too busy to sign,

0:09:34 > 0:09:37so could you sign it for me, please?

0:09:37 > 0:09:40We've got to do some cleaning first. Before it rains as well.

0:09:40 > 0:09:44- I like a man with brains, nothing gets past you, does it?- No.

0:09:46 > 0:09:48So, put these gloves on.

0:09:48 > 0:09:50Why don't you show me what we are doing first

0:09:50 > 0:09:54- and then I will put them on. - OK.- Yeah? Do that first.- OK.

0:09:54 > 0:09:56As you can see,

0:09:56 > 0:10:00the chemicals are already breaking into the graffiti and it is moving.

0:10:00 > 0:10:04- Yeah, that's good.- You see? Do you want to get started?- Yes.

0:10:04 > 0:10:07Did I tell you about the form?

0:10:07 > 0:10:11Yeah, you showed me it. I'm not prepared to sign it

0:10:11 > 0:10:16until you've completed your work. Are you not prepared to wear...

0:10:16 > 0:10:20- I just wanted to see you in action first.- OK.

0:10:20 > 0:10:22I like to see men in action.

0:10:22 > 0:10:26- If I can do half, then you do the rest, yeah?- OK.

0:10:28 > 0:10:31That's nice, Jack.

0:10:37 > 0:10:39Did you see what I done?

0:10:39 > 0:10:43Sorry, I missed that. I was thinking about new collection.

0:10:43 > 0:10:47I was to thinking about which magazine I am going to buy tomorrow.

0:10:50 > 0:10:51OK.

0:10:51 > 0:10:55I think we should hurry up because, like, if we don't do it,

0:10:55 > 0:10:57- like, you'll get in trouble. - I'll get in trouble?

0:10:57 > 0:10:59- Yeah, you'll get in trouble.- How?

0:10:59 > 0:11:02Because I have a certain way with men.

0:11:02 > 0:11:05It's better if we just do it quickly now together.

0:11:09 > 0:11:11- Right, you paying attention?- Yes.

0:11:19 > 0:11:23You're not wearing this, so why should I wear this?

0:11:23 > 0:11:27Well, if you want I could give you a waterproof coat.

0:11:27 > 0:11:32- Yeah, I'd much rather wear one of those.- Well, I'll go and get you one.

0:11:32 > 0:11:33OK.

0:11:34 > 0:11:38- I don't like it.- What's the problem?- It's just, you know.

0:11:38 > 0:11:42- I don't think it complements my figure.- It does.

0:11:44 > 0:11:46Now that Tallah, who's looking for the next big thing,

0:11:46 > 0:11:48has had a crash course in networking,

0:11:48 > 0:11:52she's invited budding inventors to pitch their ideas to her.

0:11:52 > 0:11:55Good business is all about taking other people's ideas

0:11:55 > 0:11:59and making them your own. It's all about reinvention.

0:11:59 > 0:12:03The concept is power regeneration from water pipes.

0:12:03 > 0:12:08As the water current goes through the pipe, it rotates the turbine.

0:12:08 > 0:12:11- Then the water what?- Flows through the piping system.

0:12:11 > 0:12:13Flows through... OK. Yes?

0:12:13 > 0:12:19It will generate electricity, which will be stored in battery systems.

0:12:19 > 0:12:21"Stored in battery systems".

0:12:21 > 0:12:24The pipes are directly below the roads so the wiring

0:12:24 > 0:12:27can go straight into LED street lighting,

0:12:27 > 0:12:29which would save the taxpayer a lot of money.

0:12:29 > 0:12:33I think you'll find that in my company that we actually do something

0:12:33 > 0:12:37- very similar.- Mm-hm.- It's actually a turbine inside the water

0:12:37 > 0:12:42and it spins with the water at a high voltage or whatever.

0:12:42 > 0:12:48And it goes through a pump system and it generates like electric stuff.

0:12:48 > 0:12:51And then it goes into an LED thing

0:12:51 > 0:12:54and it saves a lot of money for taxpayers.

0:12:54 > 0:12:58- So actually, I have this.- But my one is also for high-voltage systems.

0:12:58 > 0:13:00Yeah, and mine has that.

0:13:00 > 0:13:01Which is a UKAP system.

0:13:01 > 0:13:05Yes, mine has the UKAP. It's on here.

0:13:05 > 0:13:09I used to work for the company that produces UKAPs.

0:13:09 > 0:13:13Yes, well, I used to also work for the company as well

0:13:13 > 0:13:16but in the Middle Eastern branch.

0:13:20 > 0:13:22Back on the estate, time is running out

0:13:22 > 0:13:24for Natascha to complete her community service.

0:13:24 > 0:13:26SHE SPEAKS IN RUSSIAN

0:13:26 > 0:13:28One hour in, and she still hasn't done any work.

0:13:28 > 0:13:32- I think I'm doing really well now. - Yes.- What do you think?

0:13:32 > 0:13:34Yes, you are doing well.

0:13:36 > 0:13:40- Are you all right? - Can you help me put my gloves on?

0:13:40 > 0:13:41You need to get new gloves on.

0:13:41 > 0:13:45- These are clean inside. - No, no, I'm not wearing those.

0:13:45 > 0:13:47No, fuck that, fuck that!

0:13:47 > 0:13:52- They are clean inside.- I want some of the other ones. I'm so tired.

0:13:52 > 0:13:54We'll get it done quickly. We'll get it done quickly.

0:13:54 > 0:13:57Can you put my gloves on? I am too tired.

0:13:57 > 0:14:00They're disposable gloves, you have to do it yourself.

0:14:00 > 0:14:03- In Russia, man always help woman.- OK.

0:14:03 > 0:14:06I have two fingers stuck in one hole.

0:14:10 > 0:14:13You see. Sweet now, aren't you?

0:14:14 > 0:14:17What is this? I can't manoeuvre.

0:14:17 > 0:14:19- It's fine.- Put it on properly.

0:14:19 > 0:14:22Jack, I can't clean like this!

0:14:24 > 0:14:26I'm getting really tired.

0:14:26 > 0:14:29You're doing really well, you've nearly finished.

0:14:29 > 0:14:33- Put this finger in here. - I'm so tired!

0:14:33 > 0:14:38It reminds me of the time I got Vogue magazine, Elle magazine,

0:14:38 > 0:14:40all at the same time and I was reading them

0:14:40 > 0:14:42and trying to analyse new collections.

0:14:42 > 0:14:45Let's get going. Right, come on.

0:14:45 > 0:14:47Hold on to the hose.

0:14:47 > 0:14:49That's it.

0:14:50 > 0:14:52- That's nice, Jack, isn't it?- Yes.

0:14:53 > 0:14:57- Oh! You got me wet.- What happened?

0:14:57 > 0:14:59You know what these boots are?

0:14:59 > 0:15:01Boucheron Constantine.

0:15:01 > 0:15:03Hurry up, Jack. Come on, Jack.

0:15:03 > 0:15:05We need to get my boots clean.

0:15:07 > 0:15:09- Can you, please? - No, I'm not doing it.

0:15:09 > 0:15:11No, but please, cos I don't know how.

0:15:11 > 0:15:12- You can do it yourself.- Please.

0:15:12 > 0:15:15- No.- Can you do it, Jack?

0:15:15 > 0:15:16- Scott, can you...? - No, can't touch 'em.

0:15:16 > 0:15:21Please, I am so worried about my boots. Please.

0:15:21 > 0:15:24- Right, put your boot up here. - Thank you.

0:15:24 > 0:15:27# Extra special lady You're my special lady... #

0:15:27 > 0:15:30Happy? Yes, this one too.

0:15:32 > 0:15:34Thank you.

0:15:34 > 0:15:37You are a real strong Russian man.

0:15:37 > 0:15:39OK, so can we sign the form now?

0:15:45 > 0:15:47- We've finished?- Time. - Oh, thank you, Jack!

0:15:49 > 0:15:52Bring my shisha! Wonderful.

0:15:52 > 0:15:54That's what I'm talking about.

0:15:54 > 0:15:56It's very refreshing.

0:16:00 > 0:16:04I'm really enjoying this process.

0:16:04 > 0:16:07I really thrive on ideas and brainstorming, so...

0:16:07 > 0:16:08Ooh!

0:16:08 > 0:16:11- Ooh! Something just came to you. - Yeah.

0:16:11 > 0:16:14I can just see the light in your eyes.

0:16:14 > 0:16:17I can see that entrepreneurial spirit coming out of you.

0:16:17 > 0:16:20Tell me what you have. Give me what you've got.

0:16:20 > 0:16:22In England, and now America,

0:16:22 > 0:16:25there are laws about picking up your dog mess.

0:16:25 > 0:16:29What if you had a stick with a device on the end

0:16:29 > 0:16:34and a handle and you can just put it over and press the button

0:16:34 > 0:16:37and it would scoop it up into a bag?

0:16:37 > 0:16:40A dog mess picker-upper. I don't know...

0:16:40 > 0:16:42- A dog mess picker-upper?- Yes.

0:16:42 > 0:16:43Bloody genius.

0:16:43 > 0:16:47In fact, let me put a phone call in to them. Yes?

0:16:47 > 0:16:50OK, because I'm not going to get sued, am I?

0:16:50 > 0:16:54- It's not been done before, OK? - There are pooper scoopers, but...

0:16:54 > 0:16:56- They are just pooper-scoopers. - They scoop it up.

0:16:56 > 0:16:58This is a picker-upper.

0:16:58 > 0:17:01- It's a device on the end of a handle.- OK, shut your face a minute.

0:17:03 > 0:17:07SPEAKS IN MIDDLE EASTERN LANGUAGE

0:17:07 > 0:17:09..dog mess picker-upper.

0:17:13 > 0:17:14Cheap scooper.

0:17:14 > 0:17:17Yes, we've got a pooper-scooper which is just a shovel.

0:17:17 > 0:17:20It different from a dog pooper-scooper...

0:17:20 > 0:17:24CONTINUES IN OWN LANGUAGE ..dog mess picker-upper.

0:17:24 > 0:17:27- Yes.- Dog mess picker-upper.

0:17:27 > 0:17:28SPEAKS IN OWN LANGUAGE

0:17:28 > 0:17:30Since moving to the UK,

0:17:30 > 0:17:32Wakana has been hooked on the programme Booze Britain.

0:17:32 > 0:17:34Despite having never been drunk,

0:17:34 > 0:17:36she wants to experience first-hand

0:17:36 > 0:17:37what young Brits get up to on a night out

0:17:37 > 0:17:40and has enlisted the help of a group of girls from Liverpool.

0:17:40 > 0:17:44- Are you ready for a night out in Liverpool?- Oh, I very excited.

0:17:44 > 0:17:47But also a little bit scared.

0:17:47 > 0:17:49It'll be fine, we'll look after you.

0:17:49 > 0:17:51- What it is?- Juice.

0:17:53 > 0:17:58- That's not a drink. You've got to drink it all.- We'll do it.

0:17:58 > 0:18:01- Us lot.- Come on, let's get it down us.- Go on.

0:18:03 > 0:18:05Have you never played a drinking game?

0:18:05 > 0:18:07No, I never drinking before.

0:18:07 > 0:18:11- You've got to have a shot. - The middle one.

0:18:11 > 0:18:13No, no. Not the middle one.

0:18:13 > 0:18:15Shall we have a sneaky pig instead?

0:18:15 > 0:18:17No, that's not Liverpool.

0:18:17 > 0:18:20Go, go, go, go, go!

0:18:20 > 0:18:24ALL SHOUT AND CHEER

0:18:24 > 0:18:26Swallow, swallow, swallow!

0:18:26 > 0:18:29ALL: Yeah!

0:18:31 > 0:18:34I did it, I did it!

0:18:34 > 0:18:38- Yes, she did it. - British girl, British girl.

0:18:38 > 0:18:40British girl.

0:18:40 > 0:18:42British girl!

0:18:44 > 0:18:45CHEERING

0:18:47 > 0:18:49- Dance, dance.- One...

0:18:57 > 0:19:01MUSIC PLAYS

0:19:18 > 0:19:23- I'm absolutely shagged out.- Are you enjoying yourself?- Yes, very fun.

0:19:23 > 0:19:25You're not getting tired, are you?

0:19:25 > 0:19:28Oh! Taxi!

0:19:28 > 0:19:30No, that's police. No!

0:19:34 > 0:19:35- Taxi!- No!

0:19:37 > 0:19:38Taxi!

0:19:39 > 0:19:42No, no, that's the police. No! No, that's the police,

0:19:42 > 0:19:46- That's the police.- No, but hold on. On Booze Britain,

0:19:46 > 0:19:50it shows English people after fighting, drinking and sexing,

0:19:50 > 0:19:53getting into the back of police car.

0:19:53 > 0:19:59- It's like free transport. - But you haven't drank that much.

0:19:59 > 0:20:03Can you take me home, please? Where is the sick bag?

0:20:03 > 0:20:04Oh!

0:20:04 > 0:20:08- No, they're the rastas. Come on. - Come here.

0:20:08 > 0:20:12I just had to fucking chase her. I had to fucking chase her!

0:20:12 > 0:20:14ALL TALK AT ONCE

0:20:16 > 0:20:19Hello, please, can you take me home, please?

0:20:19 > 0:20:22Is there a sick bag for me to be puking?

0:20:24 > 0:20:26Next time on Going Native...

0:20:26 > 0:20:29Tallah gets into difficulties at the petrol station.

0:20:29 > 0:20:31Please, don't arrest me.

0:20:31 > 0:20:33I am a little bit scared

0:20:33 > 0:20:35because you have the bat.

0:20:35 > 0:20:37Put your hands down.

0:20:38 > 0:20:41Natascha gets advice on how to maintain her looks.

0:20:41 > 0:20:46I have a scientific technique, I sleep upside down.

0:20:46 > 0:20:48And Wakana shops till she drops.

0:20:48 > 0:20:50Thank you very much. Oh...