0:00:02 > 0:00:05This programme contains some strong language and adult humour.
0:00:05 > 0:00:07ALARM BEEPS
0:00:13 > 0:00:17GEORGE YAWNS AND GROANS
0:00:17 > 0:00:19SNIFFS
0:00:21 > 0:00:24SHEETS RUSTLE
0:00:25 > 0:00:27Aw, shit!
0:00:27 > 0:00:29# Come on!
0:00:29 > 0:00:31# Trick trick a trick trick a trick trick a trick
0:00:31 > 0:00:34# Trick a trick trick a tech technology... #
0:00:34 > 0:00:38- I have to explain why you've been late yet again!- Joe, why do you...?
0:00:38 > 0:00:40# ..Trick a trick
0:00:40 > 0:00:41# Trick a trick trick a trick
0:00:41 > 0:00:44# Trick a tech technology
0:00:44 > 0:00:45# Trick trick a trick a trick
0:00:45 > 0:00:48# Trick a trick trick a tech technology
0:00:48 > 0:00:50# Night is the foundation
0:00:50 > 0:00:52# And the wisdom is the way, you see
0:00:52 > 0:00:54# You understand our funky drop
0:00:54 > 0:00:57# Then you are on your way
0:00:57 > 0:00:59# You see it is the truth
0:00:59 > 0:01:01# The only game here to just get loose
0:01:01 > 0:01:04# But you're not that funked out we produce
0:01:04 > 0:01:06# Uh
0:01:06 > 0:01:09# It's trick trick a trick trick a trick trick a trick
0:01:09 > 0:01:11# Trick a trick trick a trick trick a tech technology. #
0:01:11 > 0:01:15- Spence!- Bear, blud, where you been?
0:01:15 > 0:01:17What you been doing this weekend, though?
0:01:17 > 0:01:18Nothing, mate. What about you?
0:01:18 > 0:01:21Fuck all, man, fuck all, I've just been chilling.
0:01:21 > 0:01:24- Yeah, same shit, different weekend. - Same shit, different weekend.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26You get me? You baguette me?
0:01:26 > 0:01:28Yeah, breadbin, I do baguette you.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30GEORGE BEATBOXES
0:01:30 > 0:01:34Actually, Spence, I need to tell you something quite serious, mate.
0:01:34 > 0:01:37- Oh, George. - SCHOOL BELL RINGS
0:01:38 > 0:01:43- Aren't you proud of it?- No. - Why not?- It's a shithole.
0:01:43 > 0:01:47- It's a school for rejects. - That's not true.
0:01:47 > 0:01:51The official definition is it's a short-term placement for
0:01:51 > 0:01:54children that aren't in mainstream school for a number of reasons.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57Bunch of dropouts, that's what they call us.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00- I really need to tell you something. - Yeah, man.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02- I was at this party... - What have you done now?
0:02:02 > 0:02:05No, one minute it was, like, all calm and then the next minute,
0:02:05 > 0:02:08like, everyone was, like, getting in with each other.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10I was like, "Whoa," so then there's just, like, me and this girl
0:02:10 > 0:02:13- sat next to each other, so... - So did you do her, George?
0:02:13 > 0:02:15Obviously we got in with each other
0:02:15 > 0:02:19and then we went off and obviously had sex
0:02:19 > 0:02:25and ever since that night, I have had really itchy testicles.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27I don't want to hear anything about that.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29It's not funny. It's serious. They're getting sore, mate.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31I can't stop itching them, just, like, constantly.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33You need to go and get it checked out, mate.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36- No, it's scary, though, isn't it? - I reckon it's crabs.- What?
0:02:36 > 0:02:40- Have you ever had itchy balls?- No. - Not even a little bit?
0:02:40 > 0:02:43- Not even a little bit.- Not even after sex?- No.- Never?- Never.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46- Absolutely never? - Not once in my entire life, mate.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49I thought I'd just ask you, cos I know you've had sex quite a lot
0:02:49 > 0:02:51- with loads of birds. - That's not true, George.
0:02:51 > 0:02:55- Well, that's not what I heard.- No, people just... What's happened is
0:02:55 > 0:02:56I've had sex with a couple of birds,
0:02:56 > 0:02:59but I've done it lots of times with them birds
0:02:59 > 0:03:01and people have been making out
0:03:01 > 0:03:03it's a different bird every time when it's not.
0:03:03 > 0:03:04# I wish I was a little bit taller
0:03:04 > 0:03:06# I wish I was a baller
0:03:06 > 0:03:08# I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her
0:03:08 > 0:03:12# I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a '64 Impala
0:03:12 > 0:03:15# I wish I was, like, six foot nine so I could get with Leoshie
0:03:15 > 0:03:17# But she don't know me But, yo, she's really fine
0:03:17 > 0:03:19# You know I see her all the time
0:03:19 > 0:03:22# Everywhere I go and even my dreams... #
0:03:23 > 0:03:26- What's up, man? Charlie, you've had a lot of girls, haven't you?- Yeah.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29- I really like this girl, yeah? - You like a different girl every week.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31Anyway, I need to ask... I want to ask her out.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34- I knew this was going to come. - But she knows me too well
0:03:34 > 0:03:37- and I know her too well. - Is it your sister, mate?
0:03:37 > 0:03:38- No.- Yeah.- No.- I reckon it is.- No!
0:03:38 > 0:03:43- Like, what does she like, what is she into?- Um... Ponies.- What?!
0:03:43 > 0:03:46- What else is she into? - I don't know what.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48How do you know her that well if you don't know what she's into?
0:03:48 > 0:03:52No, I just know her, like, deepest, darkest secrets, that type of thing.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54- That's a bit worrying, mate. - I don't mean it like that.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56I'm trying to ask her out. What do I do?
0:03:56 > 0:03:58Don't jump in straightaway. We all know what you're like, mate.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00Yeah, don't come on, like, "Oh, yeah,"
0:04:00 > 0:04:02and keep texting every five minutes.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05- Keep it spaced out.- Unless she texts you.- Yeah, unless she texts you.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07- So how long do I leave it? - Just try and work out what they want.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09Just don't be a dick, cos they don't like it.
0:04:09 > 0:04:10# I wish I was a little bit taller
0:04:10 > 0:04:12# I wish I was a baller
0:04:12 > 0:04:16# I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her
0:04:16 > 0:04:19# I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a '64 Impala... #
0:04:21 > 0:04:24- Can I have those, Aimee, please? - No.- Come on. Give us the scissors.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26- Listen, this is your school, isn't it?- No.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28Well, it's not your school, it's collective...
0:04:28 > 0:04:30Either way, you won't win this argument
0:04:30 > 0:04:31cos it's not my school, so fuck it.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34- It is your school.- It's not.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36Here we go, Of Mice And Men.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Let's see if we can finish this book at long last.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41- I kind of liked the book, to be fair. - Can you have a look...?
0:04:41 > 0:04:45Can you take my glasses off, Charlie, please? 125.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49- Why are you drawing him again? - Cos he's a good rapper
0:04:49 > 0:04:51- and he's easy to draw. - You're always drawing him.
0:04:51 > 0:04:55- He's dead, though.- Sounds like a dick then.- Why does he sound like a dick?
0:04:55 > 0:04:58Cos if he's a rapper and he's dead, it just says a lot, doesn't it?
0:04:58 > 0:05:01- How does it?- Cos they all end up getting shot and whatever.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04- You sure you don't have a boy crush on him?- He's dead.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06- How could I have a boy crush on him? - Well, you never know.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08I'm pretty sure I don't have a boy crush on him.
0:05:08 > 0:05:11- Do you just want to get married? - What, with Biggie Smalls? No.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14- No, I'm pretty sure I don't. - Like a civil partnership.- No, no.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17- You fancy Biggie Smalls. - I'm pretty sure I don't.
0:05:17 > 0:05:18- You positive?- I'm positive.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22Itchy...
0:05:22 > 0:05:24balls.
0:05:24 > 0:05:25Hmmm.
0:05:27 > 0:05:28Itchy balls.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31Burning, itchy balls. Yeah, here's something.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33It's got something to do with fertility issues.
0:05:33 > 0:05:37- They really burn, though, as well. - Right, let's have a look.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40It says, "My balls have been very itchy. They burn too.
0:05:40 > 0:05:43"I'm not sexually active, I only masturbate. Why would my...?"
0:05:43 > 0:05:46- No, that's got nothing to do with it. - That's got nothing to do with it.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49It's just people are just being stupid on it, just saying...
0:05:49 > 0:05:51Stop wanking.
0:05:51 > 0:05:52Yeah, stop wanking and all that.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54I bet you've got posters of him in your bed
0:05:54 > 0:05:55and you kiss him good night.
0:05:55 > 0:05:58I don't, actually. I have a canvas of him in my house.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00- And you kiss it every night good night?- No.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02- Say, "Good night, lover." - I don't ever say that.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04- Whereabouts is it in your house? - In my front room.
0:06:04 > 0:06:05Do you take it up to bed with you?
0:06:05 > 0:06:07No, I just said it's in my front room.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09Yeah, but at night, do you take it up to bed with you?
0:06:09 > 0:06:12Do you go, "Ooh, Biggie, I love you. I want to have babies.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14"Let's have adopted babies together."
0:06:14 > 0:06:15Two boys can't have babies.
0:06:15 > 0:06:16They can have adopted babies, you dick!
0:06:16 > 0:06:18You said we were about to HAVE babies.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20No, I said, "Let's have a baby, let's adopt a baby."
0:06:20 > 0:06:22- Yeah, how can you have a baby? - Cos it's called adoption.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24Yeah, but that isn't having a baby, that's getting one.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26- Or, like, a surrogate mum. - Having one is when you...
0:06:26 > 0:06:27- Surrogate mum.- A what?
0:06:27 > 0:06:30Do you picture you and Biggie Smalls with your adopted baby?
0:06:30 > 0:06:31- What, a dead person?- Yeah.
0:06:31 > 0:06:35No, I don't dream of having a baby with some dead man.
0:06:39 > 0:06:40"About six months ago,
0:06:40 > 0:06:43"I had a one-night stand with a young lady I met.
0:06:43 > 0:06:46"She was mostly shaved, her vagina..."
0:06:48 > 0:06:49Hmmm.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53"Sore blisters, et cetera.
0:06:53 > 0:06:57"The next day, my left testicle started to itch." Hmm.
0:06:59 > 0:07:03- I reckon it's an STD. - Can't really find anything.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05Shall I write, "Is it an STD?"
0:07:05 > 0:07:07Itchy balls after sex...
0:07:08 > 0:07:09Is it STD?
0:07:11 > 0:07:12Is it...
0:07:14 > 0:07:16..a...STD?
0:07:18 > 0:07:24- Oh, no! I need to go clinic.- Yeah.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28- God's sake!- Mm-hm.
0:07:33 > 0:07:36You got to think outside the box with a girl
0:07:36 > 0:07:40cos no matter what you do, girls are always right. You know, like...
0:07:40 > 0:07:42You know, like, don't act like a dick
0:07:42 > 0:07:45and say, like, stuff about gross things...
0:07:45 > 0:07:48gross, like, poo, wee, stuff like that.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50Just, if you're going to talk to a lady,
0:07:50 > 0:07:54you say, "I'm going to the toilet," so you don't include
0:07:54 > 0:07:57the gross words, cos they'll just think you're some gross weirdo then.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59What, so I can't say, "I'm going for a poo?"
0:07:59 > 0:08:01No, you just say, "I'm going to the toilet."
0:08:01 > 0:08:04Then it's more polite to say you're going to the toilet
0:08:04 > 0:08:07than it is, "Oh, I'm going for a poo." With a guy,
0:08:07 > 0:08:09it's all right to say, "I'm going for a poo,"
0:08:09 > 0:08:11cos we're guys, we all do it, but for a lady...
0:08:11 > 0:08:15No, in front of the guys, you just say, "I'm going for a shit."
0:08:15 > 0:08:16Yeah, stuff like that.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19But, like, in a lady's point of view, they just don't like it
0:08:19 > 0:08:22and they get funny about it, so you just say, "I'm going to the toilet."
0:08:22 > 0:08:25- Be polite.- Mm.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30- This is looking good, Joe. - It's shit.- It's not shit.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33- That's a shit painting.- No, it's not. What's wrong with it?
0:08:33 > 0:08:34I don't know, it doesn't look lifelike.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36It doesn't matter if it doesn't look lifelike.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39- I think it's really good and you should be really proud of it.- Nah.
0:08:39 > 0:08:42Well, I think it's really good. I like what you've done.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45And I like the fact that it's of Biggie Smalls.
0:08:45 > 0:08:48- Do you think it's worth anything? - Um, I do.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51I do think it's worth something. What do you think it's worth?
0:08:51 > 0:08:55- About 50 quid.- Yeah. I'd pay 50 quid for that.- 50 quid?!
0:08:55 > 0:08:58- Definitely, yeah.- Buy it, then.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01- TEACHER LAUGHS - I know where the money would go!
0:09:01 > 0:09:02BELL RINGS
0:09:02 > 0:09:06MUSIC: "Happy" by Max Sedgley
0:09:10 > 0:09:11# Happy
0:09:13 > 0:09:15# Make you happy, baby... #
0:09:23 > 0:09:26MUSIC CONTINUES
0:09:26 > 0:09:28PHONE CHIMES
0:09:36 > 0:09:38# ..Happy
0:09:39 > 0:09:40# Make you happy, baby. #
0:09:46 > 0:09:47SEAGULLS CRY
0:09:47 > 0:09:50You should put that painting on eBay and sell it.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52I ain't got enough time to be watching eBay.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54I'll do it, I know loads about art, I could get you more than 50 quid.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56- You don't know anything.- Yes, I do.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58- I know more than you. - Go on, what do you know?
0:09:58 > 0:10:00Well, I don't want you to end up like Leonardo
0:10:00 > 0:10:02- and cutting your ear off.- Who?
0:10:02 > 0:10:04You're going to end up cutting your ear off.
0:10:04 > 0:10:07- I'm pretty sure I'm not. - You are.- I'm pretty sure I'm not.
0:10:07 > 0:10:11- And then a dog's going to bite your honker off.- Bite my what?
0:10:11 > 0:10:14- Your honker off.- That is... Nose!
0:10:14 > 0:10:16I thought you meant something else! AMY LAUGHS
0:10:16 > 0:10:20- No, nose. - Why would it get to my nose?
0:10:20 > 0:10:23I don't know, because you'd just be, like, insane.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25So a dog would bite my nose off?
0:10:25 > 0:10:27Most painters go insane and then they end up, like,
0:10:27 > 0:10:31you just buy this little dog that is going to bite your honker off.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34I have a 99% chance that I'm not going to buy a little dog
0:10:34 > 0:10:36- that bites my nose off. - What about that 1%?
0:10:36 > 0:10:37I'll risk it.
0:10:37 > 0:10:38So if she sends me two kisses,
0:10:38 > 0:10:40I'll either send one kiss or three kisses.
0:10:40 > 0:10:44No, just, like, send two and then, like...
0:10:44 > 0:10:48Then, like, after three or four texts, maybe, send her three kisses.
0:10:48 > 0:10:52If she sends three back then keep it like that, and if she don't
0:10:52 > 0:10:55- then just, like, stick to two. - I'm not sure I understand that.
0:10:55 > 0:10:58- Oh, you're hard work! - Yeah, but I don't know.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00I don't ask girls out that I really know.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02- I'll tell you what Charlie does. - What's that?- Sing to her.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05- I can't sing.- Well, you're going to have to learn, then.
0:11:05 > 0:11:07That would take months, even years.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09No, it wouldn't, it would take maybe, I don't know, a week.
0:11:09 > 0:11:12What I could do is I could go to a recording studio, couldn't I?
0:11:12 > 0:11:14Record it, get them to edit it and then...
0:11:14 > 0:11:16No, you have to ACTUALLY sing to her,
0:11:16 > 0:11:19so she knows you're actually singing it right there and right then.
0:11:19 > 0:11:21Yeah, but it would be me singing. We could use Auto-Tune.
0:11:21 > 0:11:24- Auto-Tune is not from the heart. - Well, technically it is, because...
0:11:24 > 0:11:27No, shut up, all right?!
0:11:28 > 0:11:31- Spence, I'm going to go clinic. - Good, mate, you need to go.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34- Yeah, on one condition, though. - What's that?- You come with me.
0:11:34 > 0:11:37- No, you're mad.- You promised. - No, I changed my mind.
0:11:37 > 0:11:41- Oh, please.- I don't want to go to the fucking clinic. No, it's...
0:11:41 > 0:11:43- No, I'm not going clinic, mate.- Why?
0:11:43 > 0:11:45Because it's a trek and I don't just...
0:11:45 > 0:11:48- I'll pay for your bus fare and stuff. - Yeah, but still, I don't...
0:11:48 > 0:11:50- I'll give you a rolly. - I don't need your rollies, mate.
0:11:50 > 0:11:53- I'll buy you baccy.- No, I don't need you to buy me baccy.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55- Yeah, but you promised anyway, so... - No, I don't really want to go.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57- Just come.- No.- Why?
0:11:57 > 0:11:59- Cos it's, like, a trek, and...- Please.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02- Plus I just...- Please, please.- No.
0:12:02 > 0:12:06- Please.- No, you're not...- I'd do it for you.- Yeah, I know you would.
0:12:06 > 0:12:10- I have to...- Go on, go on. - No.- Please.- No.
0:12:10 > 0:12:14Please, please, please. # I need you to come with me! #
0:12:14 > 0:12:17- No, seriously, just come with me. - No, you're...
0:12:17 > 0:12:19Come on, please. Please, please, please.
0:12:19 > 0:12:22They're your itchy balls, it's your fucking problem,
0:12:22 > 0:12:25- you can go without...- Please, please, please, please, P-P-P-P-P...
0:12:25 > 0:12:28- Just shut up, man. - Are you coming with me, then?- Maybe.
0:12:28 > 0:12:29No, it's not maybe.
0:12:29 > 0:12:36Ple-e-e-e-e-e-ease.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38- Come with me. - Are you finished yet?- No, I'm not.
0:12:38 > 0:12:44Ple-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e...
0:12:44 > 0:12:45GEORGE INHALES
0:12:45 > 0:12:50..e-e-e-e-e-e-e-ease.
0:12:55 > 0:12:58Steven, sing this song. I'll start it from the beginning.
0:12:58 > 0:13:00We've got to sing it together.
0:13:00 > 0:13:01You might not know it, but you might.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03So just sing the parts you know, OK? Ready?
0:13:03 > 0:13:05TINNY MUSIC PLAYS ON MOBILE
0:13:05 > 0:13:08BOTH: # All across the distance... #
0:13:08 > 0:13:11THEY MUMBLE
0:13:11 > 0:13:14- I don't know the next bit.- Shut up. There's going to be trouble.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16Boys, too much.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19# ..Show you the one... #
0:13:23 > 0:13:32MUSIC CONTINUES ON RADIO # Near, far, wherever you are
0:13:32 > 0:13:39# I believe that the heart does go on... #
0:13:43 > 0:13:45FIREWORKS BANG
0:13:47 > 0:13:50- Can you ask for a man or a woman? - I don't know, mate.
0:13:50 > 0:13:53Cos I don't really want a fully grown bloke, like,
0:13:53 > 0:13:56"Oh, let's check your balls, then." That's just awkward, isn't it?
0:13:56 > 0:13:58- They won't grope you, they just... - But that's just awkward.
0:13:58 > 0:14:01It's awkward. You got to think of it on the bright side of these things.
0:14:01 > 0:14:05Put it this way, you might get this really hot blonde Russian...
0:14:05 > 0:14:07Why Russian? But still, this really hot blonde...
0:14:07 > 0:14:10What if I find them really attractive and then...
0:14:11 > 0:14:15- ..the old willy got a bit hard? - That's disgusting, George.
0:14:15 > 0:14:18- Well, it could happen.- In that case, then, if you don't want a hot women,
0:14:18 > 0:14:22we could have a tough nut called Rick with a really deep voice.
0:14:22 > 0:14:24"All right, George, drop your trousers."
0:14:24 > 0:14:27- Then you go, "Yeah."- You've just made this ten times worse now.
0:14:27 > 0:14:30What about someone famous, like Frank Lampard?
0:14:30 > 0:14:32You always wanted to meet him.
0:14:32 > 0:14:35But not at a sexual health clinic with him pure groping my bollocks.
0:14:35 > 0:14:38And he doesn't wear his nurse's uniform, he wears a Chelsea kit.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40- Why?- So people know who he is. - What the f...?
0:14:40 > 0:14:43- It's got his name on the back. - That's just weird as fuck!
0:14:43 > 0:14:45- You could make friends with him, though.- Bollocks!
0:14:45 > 0:14:47- He might give you an autograph and all.- On my penis.
0:14:50 > 0:14:52Excuse me, would you like to buy this painting?
0:14:52 > 0:14:54Let's have a look at it, then.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57Hmm. Well, it's interesting.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59What's it actually of?
0:14:59 > 0:15:03- It's Biggie Smalls.- Biggie Smalls? I don't think I've heard of that name.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05- He's a rapper.- A rapper?
0:15:05 > 0:15:07That's probably why I haven't heard of him, then.
0:15:07 > 0:15:11- It's not really our style, as you can see.- Why not?
0:15:11 > 0:15:16Well, if you look around, we mostly sell boats or scenes of Dorset
0:15:16 > 0:15:21- and cute little animals, not Biggie Smalls.- Someone would buy it.
0:15:21 > 0:15:24Maybe, but not in this gallery, I don't think.
0:15:24 > 0:15:26Don't you ever get people come in with their kids
0:15:26 > 0:15:28and want to actually buy something decent?
0:15:28 > 0:15:31- Well, maybe, but... - Well, just buy it.- No, I won't.
0:15:31 > 0:15:32- We'll do you a good deal. - No, thank you.
0:15:32 > 0:15:35It's not going to make you bankrupt, is it?
0:15:35 > 0:15:38No, I don't want the chance to buy this painting, thank you very much.
0:15:39 > 0:15:43- It's freaking me out, man.- There's worse places to be right now.
0:15:43 > 0:15:46GEORGE SIGHS Look at all them posters.
0:15:46 > 0:15:48- Everyone's got, like, chlamydia and AIDS.- They've not all got chlamydia.
0:15:48 > 0:15:50Why have they got blue pubes?
0:15:50 > 0:15:53- Cos they wasn't very good at drawing the book.- I can see that!
0:15:53 > 0:15:56Look at this one about how to put a johnny on.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58- George, you need to sit back, man. - I'm not sitting back.
0:15:58 > 0:16:00- George...- Spence, just leave me alone.
0:16:00 > 0:16:03- George, you've been here for, like, a minute...- No, I can't hack this.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05- I'm going.- Why do you want to go?
0:16:05 > 0:16:08- Why do you want to go? George! - I'm going. Bye.
0:16:08 > 0:16:09George.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18- George, come on, we've got to go back in there.- No, I'm not doing it.
0:16:18 > 0:16:21Look, I know you've got problems, but I've been through problems,
0:16:21 > 0:16:23other kids have been through problems.
0:16:23 > 0:16:25Spence, you haven't got problems. I've got itchy...really, itchy balls.
0:16:25 > 0:16:28I have had problems and I've told you what my problems are.
0:16:28 > 0:16:29That's different.
0:16:29 > 0:16:32I know you, like, find it quite tough and everything,
0:16:32 > 0:16:33but everyone finds things tough.
0:16:33 > 0:16:35I mean, I find it quite tough going through the care system.
0:16:35 > 0:16:37It's like, one day you're at home, the next minute, bam,
0:16:37 > 0:16:40you don't know where you are, you don't know the people,
0:16:40 > 0:16:41you're missing your family.
0:16:41 > 0:16:43What's care got to do with my balls, Spence?
0:16:43 > 0:16:46It's, like, best if you go through it and face your fears straight on
0:16:46 > 0:16:47and get it over and done with.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49That's the best thing you can do, man.
0:16:49 > 0:16:51You've just got to be brave, George.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57- Yeah, all right, Spence.- Good man.
0:16:57 > 0:16:59Go on, then.
0:17:21 > 0:17:25- MAN:- George, I see this kind of thing all day, every day.
0:17:25 > 0:17:26Let's have a look at it.
0:17:26 > 0:17:28- You're painting the wrong people. - No, I'm not.- Yes, you are.
0:17:28 > 0:17:33- You should be painting people like One Direction, Justin Bieber...- No.
0:17:33 > 0:17:35- Or The Wanted.- No.- Why? - No-one wearing chinos
0:17:35 > 0:17:38and quiffed hair to the side, none of that shit.
0:17:38 > 0:17:41- What about Dappy?- No. - Bob Marley?- No.- George Michael?
0:17:41 > 0:17:45I don't even know who that is, he just sounds old.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47Is he some country singer? AMY LAUGHS
0:17:47 > 0:17:50I fucking hate this painting now.
0:17:54 > 0:17:57- Why do you want to be with her? - I don't know.
0:17:59 > 0:18:03- I just get this tingling feeling. - What, like pins and needles?
0:18:03 > 0:18:04Yeah, that type of thing.
0:18:04 > 0:18:07How d'you know you just don't have pins and needles
0:18:07 > 0:18:09- every time you're with her? - I don't know.
0:18:09 > 0:18:11It's just more than pins and needles.
0:18:11 > 0:18:12How d'you even know that's what it means?
0:18:12 > 0:18:14How d'you know it's just you don't like her
0:18:14 > 0:18:16or you're allergic to the clothes she's wearing or something?
0:18:16 > 0:18:19I don't know. It's really weird.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30What are you doing later on tonight?
0:18:30 > 0:18:32Nothing, just going back to the home.
0:18:32 > 0:18:37Fancy popping round mine? You can have tea and play Xbox and shizz.
0:18:37 > 0:18:40Yeah, that's all right, man. I'll have to ring my home first, though.
0:18:40 > 0:18:43- All right, yeah, fair enough. - Yeah, cool.
0:18:43 > 0:18:46Um, thanks for coming with me today, Spence. Actually means a lot, mate.
0:18:46 > 0:18:49No problem. Any time, man.
0:18:49 > 0:18:52GEORGE BEATBOXES
0:18:52 > 0:18:53# Oh, yeah
0:18:53 > 0:18:54# Oh, yeah, yeah
0:18:54 > 0:18:56# Drop the bass... #
0:18:56 > 0:18:59GEORGE BEATBOXES
0:18:59 > 0:19:00# Oh, yeah, yeah
0:19:00 > 0:19:02# Oh, yeah, come on my face. #
0:19:02 > 0:19:04- Oh, George... - SPENCER LAUGHS
0:19:08 > 0:19:11- What's your dream? - What do you mean, what's my dream?
0:19:12 > 0:19:16- What's your dream?- I don't know. I don't really have any.
0:19:16 > 0:19:20- Is it true that if you don't have dreams, you die?- No.- How d'you know?
0:19:20 > 0:19:24Do you remember every single dream you've ever had?
0:19:24 > 0:19:26Probably the next morning, but then I forget about them.
0:19:26 > 0:19:29Do you remember what dream you had last night?
0:19:29 > 0:19:31I didn't dream last night.
0:19:31 > 0:19:34- Then you're still alive, ain't you?- Oh, yeah.- Well, then.
0:19:34 > 0:19:37I didn't actually think about that sort of stuff.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43Too many people forget their dreams and all that.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45I'm not going to give up on my dream.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48You've already given up on your dream when you threw the painting
0:19:48 > 0:19:51- in the skip, you dick! - All right, calm down! Jesus!
0:19:51 > 0:19:54- Why say something so stupid? - Don't call me a dick.- Dick.- You dick.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56- What are you going to do about it, dick?- Whatever.
0:19:56 > 0:19:57Shut up.
0:20:07 > 0:20:09You can do it, Steve, there's nothing wrong with singing.
0:20:09 > 0:20:12Yeah, I know, but I don't know whether she likes me or not.
0:20:12 > 0:20:15Yeah, but if she don't, you don't...
0:20:15 > 0:20:18You're just trying to express your feelings for her.
0:20:18 > 0:20:22You can do it, come on. Just be positive, man. Good luck.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24What song are you going to sing? You should do Basshunter.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26- That's quite a good song, isn't it? - Yeah, I know, but...
0:20:26 > 0:20:29Go on, man. Where's the phone? I'll ring her for you, you know.
0:20:29 > 0:20:32KEYPAD BEEPS
0:20:32 > 0:20:34RINGING TONE
0:20:36 > 0:20:40PHONE RINGS
0:20:42 > 0:20:43Right...
0:20:43 > 0:20:45- TUNELESSLY:- # You are...
0:20:45 > 0:20:47# A light in the dark
0:20:47 > 0:20:51# You are a beating in my heart
0:20:51 > 0:20:54# That is not enough
0:20:54 > 0:20:58# Will I ever be by your side?
0:20:59 > 0:21:03# Your hair is dancing in the wind
0:21:03 > 0:21:06# Your eyes are burning up my skin
0:21:06 > 0:21:11# Now I'm so happy when I see that you are... #
0:21:11 > 0:21:13BEEP
0:21:13 > 0:21:14She hung up.
0:21:20 > 0:21:24# Because we are your friends
0:21:24 > 0:21:28# You'll never be alone again
0:21:28 > 0:21:30# Well, come on
0:21:30 > 0:21:34# Well, come on Well, come on
0:21:34 > 0:21:36# Well, come on
0:21:36 > 0:21:40# Because we are your friends
0:21:40 > 0:21:45# You'll never be alone again # Well, come on... #